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Almost there.
You're doing great.
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Thanks for lifting my spirits.
Next time, try lifting the box.
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Please hurry.
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I don't need a treadmill!
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The doctor says you
need to get exercise!
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I get plenty of exercise!
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Crushing my will to
live isn't exercise!
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If she isn't gonna use it,
then why are we doing this?
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She'll use it. All I need is to rig it
with a fishing pole and a HoneyBaked Ham.
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All right. Now what?
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We set it up in
Howie's old room.
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Do you know how
to set it up?
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Please, I'm an MIT-trained engineer.
I think I can handle...
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Ma, look out!
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I told you this thing
would kill me!
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♪ Our whole universe was
in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x23 ♪
The Gorilla Dissolution
Original Air Date on May 8, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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So she's gonna be laid up
for at least six weeks.
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Poor Mrs. Wolowitz.
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Should we do
something for her?
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I know. Let's go see
the new Spider-Man movie.
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Sheldon, we're talking about your
friend's mother. She got hurt.
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I thought that subject had run
its course, so I changed it.
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It's called reading
the room, Amy.
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- Hi. - Hey, how were
things on the set?
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Uh, pretty good, actually.
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So the movie's not
as bad as you thought?
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Oh, no, it is, but I decided,
instead of complaining about it,
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I'm just gonna go in every
day and give it my all.
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- Good for you.
- Thanks.
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There's no reason why I shouldn't
be the best bisexual go-go dancer
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slowly transforming into a killer
gorilla anyone's ever seen.
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I don't know.
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The bisexual gorilla go-go dancer in
Schindler's List is tough to beat.
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Ah, very good.
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Because a gorilla go-go dancer
of any sexual preference
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would be out of place in a
film about the Holocaust.
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It only gets funnier when
you explain it, Sheldon.
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I know.
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Okay, she's all settled
in the guest room.
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Maybe we should get one of those
machines to help her up the stairs.
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You mean a forklift?
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- Howie... - I'm sorry. I just
can't deal with this right now.
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Taking care of your own mother?
How can you say that?
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Bernie, she's gonna be off her
feet for six to eight weeks.
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Are you prepared to feed her, wash
her and take her to the toilet?
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- I would do it for my mother.
- Yeah, of course you would--
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you're a loving person. I'm what
my people would call a putz.
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Look, I'm not crazy about the idea,
but what other choice do we have?
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We get a nurse.
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Preferably someone from
a Third World country
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who's used to suffering
and unpleasant smells.
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You'd hire a total stranger to take care of
the woman who raised you? That's so cruel.
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Not if we pay them well and let them
listen to the music of their homeland.
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I need to tinkle!
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Sounds like a job
for a loving person.
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Would you like me to play some Polish
music while you carry her to the toilet?
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You are a putz.
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As advertised.
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Thanks for coming with me.
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Thanks for inviting me after
everyone else said no.
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Aren't you gonna get
3-D glasses?
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I brought my own.
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No sense in risking
bridge-of-nose herpes.
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Is that a real thing?
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Well, until they invent nose
condoms, I'm not finding out.
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Emily! Hey!
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Oh, hey, Raj.
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Uh, this is my friend, Sheldon.
Sheldon, this is Emily.
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Oh, yes, you're
the dermatologist.
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I went for a walk yesterday
without sunscreen.
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Do you see anything on my forehead
that I should be concerned about?
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Um, you know what? I better go.
My movie's about to start.
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- Are you here alone?
- No, not really.
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- What do you mean, "not really"?
- Hey, should we get our seats?
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Yeah. It was nice seeing you.
Um, I'll call you later.
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Yeah, okay.
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That was awkward, right?
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Uh-huh.
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Is it because she's dating you but
was out with that other fellow?
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Yes.
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Good. I thought she saw
something on my forehead.
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And... action.
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Please don't shut me out.
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Go away. Just go away.
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I swear, I will find a way
to turn you back.
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What gave you the right to mix my
DNA with that of a killer gorilla?
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I was trying to
save your life.
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Life? What life? Look at me!
I'm a monster!
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And now I have blood on my
hands, or paws. I don't know.
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You can't give up.
I love you.
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I love you, too.
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But I'm afraid I
love killing more.
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Like, one day, I might
actually try and kill you!
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- And... cut.
- All right.
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All right, let's set
up for the next scene.
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Actually, you know what?
Can we do one more?
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I think I could do it better.
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Let's just move on.
No one cares.
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Well, I care. I mean, look,
if we're gonna do this,
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why not try and make it something
we're actually proud of?
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Look, sweetie, this movie is garbage,
but you should be happy about that,
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'cause if it was a good
movie, you wouldn't be in it.
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Whoa, whoa, hang on. There's
no need to insult her.
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- And who are you?
- I'm her boyfriend.
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- Isn't she too hot for you?
- A little, yeah.
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Well, boyfriend,
get off my set.
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You can't do that.
He's with me.
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You know what? You can get off
my set, too. You're fired.
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What? You can't fire me.
I'm the star.
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I'm the girl that goes bananas.
It says so on the poster.
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Yeah, but we just shot the last
scene where we see your face.
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So from now own, the star of
the movie is whoever wears this.
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Hey, if you're gonna fire her,
then you have to fire me, too.
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Wow, that fell
apart really fast.
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Thanks for skipping
the movie.
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I couldn't sit in that
theater for two hours
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wondering about Emily
and that guy.
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Oh, quite all right.
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After my forehead melanoma scare, I've
learned not to sweat the small stuff.
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Well, sorry, I don't have all the
ingredients to make chai tea.
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You don't have
to make me anything.
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No, I do. You're upset about
Emily and you're Indian.
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I need to make
you chai tea.
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Now, I have all the ingredients
except cardamom seeds.
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Do you happen to
have any on you?
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Sorry, I left them
in my turban.
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Oh, I'll make English
breakfast tea.
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They destroyed your culture.
That's close enough.
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You know, I'm curious,
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why are you so upset about
seeing Emily with another man?
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Wouldn't you be upset if you saw
Amy out with someone else?
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Can't happen.
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We have an ironclad
relationship agreement
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which precludes her from physical
contact with anyone other than me.
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But you don't have sex
with her, either.
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Slick, huh?
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To be truthful, Emily and I
haven't dated that long,
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and we never agreed to be
exclusive to each other.
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- Have you had intercourse?
- No.
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Well, stick to your guns. There
will be a lot of pressure.
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I'm hungry again!
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It's like the world's
fattest cuckoo clock.
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You know, you're always talking
about having a baby someday.
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This is exactly what
it's gonna be like.
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No, it's not.
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Come on. The constant fussing,
eating, pooping, burping, drooling.
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We're even waiting for the day when
she can finally walk on her own.
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Maybe you're right. Anything she finds
on the floor goes right in her mouth.
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I'm just telling you now,
if we do have kids,
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don't expect me
to do all the work.
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Hey, I'm a very
paternal person.
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I'd be excellent at
taking care of a baby.
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I'm still hungry!
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I'm coming, you big baby!
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You know, the only thing
worse than doing a movie
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where they glue monkey hair to your
ass is getting fired from a movie
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where they glue monkey
hair to your ass.
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Forget it, man, it's crap. You
just move on to the next thing.
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Yeah, well, it's easy for you to say.
You used to be famous.
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Hey. I just lost
a job for you.
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You're right, I'm sorry,
you're famous.
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Penny, it's not about being famous.
It's about the art.
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It's about the passion
we have for our craft.
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I have an audition
for Sharknado 2!
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If I book this, I am totally gonna
pay you back for this beer.
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God, what am I doing
with my life?
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You having second
thoughts about acting?
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You were on set, you
saw what it was like.
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Yeah, but it's not
always that bad.
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Oh, really?
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What about when you did, uh, Anne
Frank at that cute little theater?
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It was over a
bowling alley.
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Yeah, but...
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there was ample parking.
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Are you done?
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And you were so good
in the TV commercial.
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It was for
hemorrhoid cream.
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And I got itchy and swollen
just watching you.
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Leonard, you are really
not cheering me up.
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Come on.
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How can you be sad when you're going
home with all five-foot-six of this?
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Hmm. You think you're
five-foot-six, that's funny.
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I don't understand it.
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I'm a nice guy,
I have a great job,
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I'm well-educated,
come from a good family...
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Why don't women
want to be with me?
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An interesting question.
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Well...
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good night.
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00:11:05,005 --> 00:11:09,159
What? Don't send me home. I
can't be alone right now.
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That's your problem.
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- You can't be alone.
- What do you mean?
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How many women have
you had dates with?
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Eleven.
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How many of those women did you think
would become your perfect companion?
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Eleven.
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00:11:28,281 --> 00:11:30,792
Wait. Do I count the
200-pound Sailor Moon girl
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that Howard and I had a
threesome with at Comic Con?
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Sure.
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I'll stick with 11.
She liked Howard better.
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Well, now do you
see the problem?
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Maybe. I...
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I don't know. You... It's late,
I-I should... I should go.
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Look, I-I do get
what you're saying.
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Instead of desperately clinging to
any woman who will go out with me,
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I need to work on my
fear of being alone.
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I was trying to suggest
chemical castration, but...
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...it's my bedtime, so whatever
gets you out the door. Good night.
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Howie, I'm back!
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Shh-shh-shh, I just
got her to sleep.
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- Sorry.
- What took you so long?
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- The grocery store is a few blocks away.
- They only had regular yogurt.
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I had to go to a different store to get
the extra-fat kind your mom likes.
223
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Then why do I smell
coffee on your breath?
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So what? After two days
of taking care of her,
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excuse me for stopping
to get a mocha.
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A mocha? Well, it must
be nice to be queen.
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Queen? I've been
killing myself here!
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Well, whose fault is that? I wanted
to get a nurse, but you were all,
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"I'm nice. I want to
take care of people."
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I'm glad I got that mocha.
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And you know what
else I'm glad about?
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I bought you a brownie
and I ate it in the car!
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00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,637
Howard!
234
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:12,981
Thanks a lot. Now I have
to go rub her belly again.
235
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:21,867
Hey.
236
00:13:21,889 --> 00:13:23,609
Thanks for letting
me come over.
237
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,847
Of course.
Please, come in.
238
00:13:27,594 --> 00:13:31,621
I just wanted to say how sorry
I am about tonight, and...
239
00:13:31,634 --> 00:13:34,028
I want to make sure
that we're okay.
240
00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:36,950
Uh, look, you and I haven't made
any commitments to each other.
241
00:13:36,975 --> 00:13:39,888
I know. I just felt like
I needed to explain.
242
00:13:39,894 --> 00:13:41,634
The guy I was with
did my last tattoo,
243
00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:43,588
and he's been asking
me out for months.
244
00:13:43,597 --> 00:13:46,404
I finally said yes just
to get it over with.
245
00:13:46,419 --> 00:13:47,786
It's okay.
246
00:13:47,805 --> 00:13:48,966
Really?
247
00:13:48,988 --> 00:13:51,295
Well, I mean, yeah, it
freaked me out a little,
248
00:13:51,314 --> 00:13:54,574
but that's my
issue, not yours.
249
00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:56,234
Wow.
250
00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:59,710
If I saw you out with another
woman, I'd be pretty upset.
251
00:13:59,723 --> 00:14:01,573
Thank you.
252
00:14:03,369 --> 00:14:07,030
Not just for being upset, but for
believing that could happen.
253
00:14:10,114 --> 00:14:13,341
Just so you know, I'm
not seeing anyone else.
254
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,433
Well, me, neither.
255
00:14:15,462 --> 00:14:17,535
- Okay.
- Okay.
256
00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:20,384
Please. So, uh...
257
00:14:20,409 --> 00:14:22,409
you... you have tattoos?
258
00:14:22,436 --> 00:14:24,547
- Yeah.
- I don't.
259
00:14:25,486 --> 00:14:29,457
I have a hole in my belly button that
may or may not have been a piercing.
260
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:33,117
- That's cool.
- It's a piercing.
261
00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:37,621
So, uh...
how many tattoos?
262
00:14:37,648 --> 00:14:40,541
One on my shoulder, one
not on my shoulder
263
00:14:40,561 --> 00:14:44,361
and one really not
on my shoulder.
264
00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:50,141
It's, uh... been a long time
since I've seen a girl's...
265
00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:52,620
really not her shoulder.
266
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,674
Well...
267
00:14:55,694 --> 00:15:00,902
how about you show me your piercing
and I show you my tattoos?
268
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,221
But, uh, before I
take my shirt off,
269
00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:11,533
I just need like ten minutes
to do some crunches.
270
00:15:17,396 --> 00:15:19,443
Oh, my God.
271
00:15:19,464 --> 00:15:21,219
What a day.
272
00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:25,067
- Can I get you anything?
- No.
273
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,419
I need to start making
some smart decisions.
274
00:15:29,244 --> 00:15:32,417
- With your career?
- With my life.
275
00:15:32,437 --> 00:15:33,819
Like what?
276
00:15:34,493 --> 00:15:36,326
I don't know.
277
00:15:37,349 --> 00:15:39,123
We could get married.
278
00:15:39,451 --> 00:15:41,953
- Come on, be serious.
- I am.
279
00:15:42,595 --> 00:15:43,828
Why?
280
00:15:43,841 --> 00:15:46,470
Because I'm
a-a "smart decision"?
281
00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:48,319
Well, yeah.
282
00:15:48,339 --> 00:15:51,180
So I'm like a bran muffin.
283
00:15:52,984 --> 00:15:54,264
What... No, that's
not what I'm saying.
284
00:15:54,277 --> 00:15:55,552
No, it's exactly
what you're saying.
285
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,619
I'm the boring thing you're
choosing because I'm good for you.
286
00:15:58,646 --> 00:16:00,899
What does it matter? The
point is, I'm choosing you.
287
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:04,552
Well, it matters a lot! I don't
want to be a bran muffin.
288
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:08,268
I-I want to be a...
Cinnabon, you know?
289
00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:11,800
A strawberry Pop-Tart.
290
00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:15,861
Something you're excited about even
though it could give you diabetes.
291
00:16:17,261 --> 00:16:19,248
Sweetie, you can be
any pastry you want.
292
00:16:19,268 --> 00:16:22,404
No, no. No, it's too late.
I-I'm your bran muffin.
293
00:16:22,424 --> 00:16:25,613
Probably fat-free and
good for your colon.
294
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,679
You know what? Forget it. I
never should've brought it up.
295
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,614
You know I want to marry you,
296
00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:33,465
but you're only doing this
because you got fired
297
00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:35,072
and you're feeling
sorry for yourself.
298
00:16:35,091 --> 00:16:37,140
Okay, it may look that
way, but getting fired
299
00:16:37,153 --> 00:16:39,451
from that movie was the best thing
that could have happened to me, okay?
300
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:43,393
I finally realize I don't need to be
famous or have some big career to be happy.
301
00:16:43,406 --> 00:16:47,209
- Then what do you need?
- You, you stupid Pop-Tart!
302
00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:54,355
Oh.
303
00:16:55,874 --> 00:16:58,004
Then I guess I'm in.
304
00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:01,838
Really? You "guess
you're in"?
305
00:17:02,914 --> 00:17:06,874
Not like, "I guess I'm in."
Like "I guess... I'm in!"
306
00:17:08,686 --> 00:17:11,070
Okay. Cool.
307
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:18,780
So is that it?
Are... are we engaged?
308
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,832
Yeah, I think so.
309
00:17:22,993 --> 00:17:24,585
All right.
310
00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:28,558
What's wrong?
311
00:17:28,578 --> 00:17:32,815
I'm not sure. Just... feels
a little anticlimactic.
312
00:17:34,423 --> 00:17:36,625
Yeah, it kind
of does, huh?
313
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:40,028
Oh, I know.
314
00:17:41,391 --> 00:17:43,618
This might help.
315
00:17:48,424 --> 00:17:51,403
- Where did you get a ring?
- I've...
316
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:54,644
had it for a couple
years, not important.
317
00:17:59,108 --> 00:18:02,472
Penny... will
you marry me?
318
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,134
Oh, my God, yes.
319
00:18:09,313 --> 00:18:10,993
This would have been
so much more romantic
320
00:18:11,012 --> 00:18:14,068
if you didn't have monkey
hair on your finger.
321
00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,788
How you feeling?
322
00:18:24,816 --> 00:18:29,003
Last night was a little rough, but I
think we're gonna get through this.
323
00:18:29,028 --> 00:18:31,904
- I'm proud of us.
- Me, too.
324
00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:34,607
Where's my pancakes?!
325
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:37,431
Coming, Mrs. Wolowitz!
326
00:18:42,874 --> 00:18:45,712
- You were right.
- Welcome to Team Putz.
327
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:51,877
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