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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:07,274 The first rule of Fight Club is, 2 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,710 there are no rules. 3 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:12,779 Whether seizing a chance to breed 4 00:00:12,913 --> 00:00:15,616 or defending your genetic line, 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,054 you've gotta fight for your right to party. 6 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:31,665 Because in nature, even love is a battlefield. 7 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:47,180 The creatures of Earth are wilder than you 8 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:49,416 could possibly imagine. 9 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:58,625 Among the fast and fearsome are the astoundingly crazy. 10 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:07,100 With strange behavior and outrageous fashion sense. 11 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:12,105 They're all in a competition to survive. 12 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:16,643 And weirdness always wins. 13 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:20,314 ♪ ♪ 14 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,798 ♪ ♪ 15 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:40,233 The unassuming ant. 16 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:46,173 Social and highly coordinated. 17 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:50,243 They also happen to be lethal. 18 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,283 So the creatures that cross their path 19 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:59,386 need a fighting edge to level the playing field. 20 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:05,726 Enter the bombardier beetle. 21 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:10,497 Toxic avenger extraordinaire. 22 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:22,809 Found on almost every continent on Earth, 23 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:28,615 bombardiers thrive because they are masters of self-defense. 24 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:38,592 Foraging for small insects, this bombardier stumbles upon 25 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,029 a forward patrol of ants. 26 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:48,101 And these ants don't take lightly to intruding beetles. 27 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,807 Communicating via chemical pheromones, 28 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,209 the ant patrol contacts base. 29 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,079 Sending reinforcements. 30 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,650 ♪ ♪ 31 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:07,721 ♪ ♪ 32 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:12,225 A single beetle is child's play. 33 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:16,997 The bombardier's fate is almost sealed. 34 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,534 ♪ ♪ 35 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,971 But this isn't his first rodeo. 36 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:30,110 ♪ ♪ 37 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:37,350 The beetle sprays a boiling caustic chemical 38 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:38,652 from its rear end. 39 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:44,925 A toxic cocktail of hydrogen peroxide and hydroquinone 40 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,628 at a scalding 212 degrees Fahrenheit. 41 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:52,966 Like a machine gun. 42 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,139 The chemical sprays in rapid pulses, 43 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:01,441 blanching the ants instantly. 44 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,124 Danger averted. 45 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:32,939 This young seal is totally spent. 46 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,978 After months at sea, swimming thousands of 47 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,946 miles in search of food. 48 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:44,918 She is about to finish her foraging migration. 49 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:00,700 From December to March every year, 50 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,837 this quiet stretch of Californian coastline 51 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,039 hosts a huge seal colony. 52 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,750 Right now, young males throughout the colony 53 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,985 are succumbing to their hormones. 54 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:25,425 Turning the beach into a crucible of warring titans. 55 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,414 Introducing the beach master. 56 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:56,823 With a harem of 50 or so females, 57 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,992 most of these kids are his. 58 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:07,167 But if challenged, big daddy can become a big baddie. 59 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:21,948 Three weeks after giving birth, moms come into heat again. 60 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:27,087 Females want the genes of a well-billed hefty male. 61 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,232 With the beach master indisposed, 62 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:44,204 a low-ranked male sneaks in and tries to mate 63 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,739 with one of his harem. 64 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:50,477 But she protests loud enough for the beach master to hear. 65 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,419 The bull sees red. 66 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:03,123 It's on for young and old. 67 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:10,196 Rising eight feet tall, they strike hard. 68 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:23,944 Long canines slash at tough hides. 69 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:29,382 But the warrior's thick blubber works as natural armor. 70 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:41,428 This contender knuckles under. 71 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,568 But other challengers have arrived. 72 00:07:57,944 --> 00:07:59,512 In the breeding season's peak, 73 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,349 competition for mating rights boils over. 74 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,855 The alpha bull's ability to fight all comers 75 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,424 secures his turf and his harem. 76 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:20,567 The boundaries have been set. 77 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,670 The beach master won't have to fight 78 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:25,638 these pretenders again this year. 79 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:39,252 The alpha bull will recover from his wounds quickly. 80 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:45,592 His battle scarring calcifying into protective 81 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,460 armor for next year. 82 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:53,266 For the beach master, the spoils of war are the 83 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,635 privileges of fatherhood. 84 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,927 The life and times of one of the Northern Hemisphere's 85 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:24,697 most adventurous seagulls is epic. 86 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:33,339 Winters are spent running with the gannets 87 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:41,214 and riding wild bow waves of North Sea trawlers. 88 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,457 But as spring returns to the subarctic, 89 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:57,464 high windswept coastlines make for monumental breeding roosts. 90 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,542 Where contests for nesting rights 91 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:16,015 put these gulls in an anger management class of their own. 92 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,535 Hunting in frigid waters far out at sea, 93 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:41,374 kittiwakes undertake a 30 mile voyage, 94 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:47,714 returning to the very same breeding colony year after year. 95 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:07,267 Bonded males arrive first, using olfactory clues to zero in 96 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:10,236 on lingering orders of their mate 97 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:14,574 to find last year's nesting site before she arrives. 98 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:22,482 But space isn't a premium 99 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,085 and the younger single males hope to secure a quality 100 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,388 roost of their own, 101 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:32,091 increasing their chances of attracting a mate. 102 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,729 ♪ ♪ 103 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,633 The older bonded male returns to his nest 104 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,703 to find a young gull has jumped his claim. 105 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,943 The squatter must be evicted. 106 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:03,489 Kittiwake's locked beak battle is extremely painful. 107 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,327 ♪ ♪ 108 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:12,165 At any break, the two rivals race back up 109 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,499 to the nesting spot. 110 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,672 Replaying the duel. 111 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,212 Plummeting again. 112 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,551 ♪ ♪ 113 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,960 And again. 114 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,168 And again. 115 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,441 ♪ ♪ 116 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:07,420 The ravages of war begin to show on the squatter. 117 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,593 His bloodied face ends the fight. 118 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,431 ♪ ♪ 119 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:24,070 And just as well, because the elder gull's 120 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,673 mate has just returned. 121 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,487 Tenderly preening and bill tapping, 122 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,957 they reaffirm their bond for another year. 123 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:50,997 The male proud that he secured the summer home 124 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,498 for his family to be. 125 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:09,048 If looks could kill, this Cape buffalo would 126 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:13,252 long ago have rid the earth of its most hated enemy. 127 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,622 Bloody lions. 128 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,697 Ask any lion though, and the feeling's mutual. 129 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:39,545 This is a grudge match thousands of years in the making. 130 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:57,230 Midday in Africa, and the temperatures hit 131 00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:00,400 a scorching 86 degrees. 132 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,604 Downtime for this lion pride. 133 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,076 But not for long. 134 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:13,946 A lone buffalo bull finds himself in enemy territory. 135 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:19,352 His sulky walkabout has led him straight to danger. 136 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,157 Lions hate to hunt in heat this bad, 137 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,962 but they know better than to let this opportunity pass. 138 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:35,434 Because lion and buffalo families have longstanding beef. 139 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:43,042 Blood spilled from this age old vendetta soaks the savanna. 140 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:52,819 A 330 pound lioness is small beans 141 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,989 for the 1,763 pound bull. 142 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,563 But a whole pride is a different matter. 143 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,367 They must bring the buffalo down quickly 144 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,570 before the heat brings them down. 145 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,245 Four inch canines are formidable, 146 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,049 but so is the buffalo's dense hide. 147 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:34,894 Most prides need the power of a big strapping male 148 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,729 to tackle prey this size. 149 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:43,302 This one has the next best thing. 150 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,737 Two young males. 151 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:03,256 Even with the combined might of the pride, 152 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,524 the buffalo refuses to buckle. 153 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,663 He knows that he's doomed if he does. 154 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:23,075 Finally, the heat takes its toll on the lions. 155 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:32,151 They've got no choice but to give up. 156 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:46,032 The way of the warrior buffalo has prevailed. 157 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:53,005 A small victory in the eternal battle 158 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,275 between two ancient adversaries. 159 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,690 Nature is all about niches. 160 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:16,162 Every single creature has a specific role to play. 161 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,935 Hunting for unique food means less competition. 162 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:32,244 Agile, with the brains of a super villain, 163 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:35,247 this arachnid preys on other spiders. 164 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:55,201 As far as spiders go, the Portia doesn't look scary. 165 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,041 And no bigger than a fingernail. 166 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,010 Not intimidating at all. 167 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:11,517 But the Portia's massive eyes are extremely powerful. 168 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,656 And its brain is deadly. 169 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,128 ♪ ♪ 170 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:32,304 Hunting foes often three times their size, 171 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:36,075 these assassins can analyze their prey's behavior 172 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:42,114 and plot a stealthy path to reach their victims. 173 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,185 ♪ ♪ 174 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:51,524 This Portia is on a mission to take down a lethal adversary. 175 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,996 ♪ ♪ 176 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,398 An orb weaver spider. 177 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,468 Delicious. 178 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,473 The Portia specializes in cannibalism. 179 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:13,979 But the orb weaver is in a much bigger weight class. 180 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,198 The Portia must plan the perfect attack 181 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:37,103 if she has any chance of subduing the orb weaver. 182 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:42,575 She must inject her own fast-acting venom 183 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,477 before she's overpowered. 184 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:51,617 Portia knows that her target has poor eyesight, 185 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:56,288 but it will react to the vibrations on its sticky web. 186 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,136 Bullseye! 187 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:14,874 A quick shot of rapid-acting venom, and the orb weaver's 188 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,542 innards are liquefied. 189 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:24,316 Portia can now drink to her success. 190 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:49,308 It's no small thing to dominate the African savanna. 191 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,646 ♪ ♪ 192 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:59,285 This herd of bachelor giraffes look upon the alpha in awe. 193 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:03,222 ♪ ♪ 194 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,725 When breeding season comes, he'll have the 195 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,527 pick of the females. 196 00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,768 But how does one become an alpha? 197 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,742 Young males must hone their fighting skills, 198 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:29,915 preparing for a bout that may one day land them the top title. 199 00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:34,954 Transforming from Africa's most graceful animals... 200 00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,224 ..into the goofiest. 201 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:52,204 ♪ ♪ 202 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:58,577 Standing at almost 20 feet tall and weighing 203 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:04,283 in over 3,300 pounds, this dominant bull 204 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:07,853 indulges in a little me time away from the guys. 205 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,958 ♪ ♪ 206 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,564 He has the high leaves all to himself. 207 00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:27,439 The juicy tendrils filling his cavernous stomach 208 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:31,076 as he eats close to 66 pounds in a day. 209 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:48,327 But the alpha's moment of peace is soon disturbed. 210 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:54,566 ♪ ♪ 211 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:59,738 A low-ranked male, about the same size... 212 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:05,277 ..but much, much younger. 213 00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:09,281 Would like a sparring lesson from the master. 214 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,618 Why not humour the young fella? 215 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,956 He whips his heavy skull. 216 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,425 The lesson has begun. 217 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:26,398 The longer the neck, the more powerful the headbutt. 218 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:30,736 But the old guy pulls his punches... 219 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:35,574 ..careful not to damage his apprentice. 220 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:46,385 The youngster responds. 221 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,590 In this training dojo... 222 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,960 ..the pair take turns striking. 223 00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:15,481 The old bull's tactic secures a leg up in the fight. 224 00:25:16,615 --> 00:25:19,585 ♪ ♪ 225 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,556 Finally, the young gun yields. 226 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:30,329 Lowering his head and dropping his ears. 227 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:39,805 And the old bull thinks what old bulls always think 228 00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:41,407 in moments like these. 229 00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:43,909 "I still got it." 230 00:25:56,755 --> 00:25:59,892 Moments ago, this rat cheated death. 231 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,632 But his mate wasn't so lucky. 232 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:14,673 He's being digested in the belly of a rat snake 233 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,875 over five slow days. 234 00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:29,321 Reenergised, the rat snake patrols his realm. 235 00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:35,661 But in this kingdom, there can only be one true king. 236 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,177 This female cobra has spent the last three months 237 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:53,979 taking care of her eggs. 238 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,283 She hasn't eaten in over a month. 239 00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:03,555 A rat snake will make a perfect meal. 240 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,430 The cobra's forked tongue picks up traces of 241 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,198 the rat snake's scent. 242 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:17,836 She follows in its wake. 243 00:27:26,845 --> 00:27:29,681 The rat snake knows it's being tailed. 244 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,621 A silent getaway, its only chance. 245 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:40,859 But the hungry king cobra is ready. 246 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:58,810 Thirteen feet long, the cobra's more powerful than her meal. 247 00:28:01,947 --> 00:28:04,283 But the rat snake will still fight back. 248 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:11,223 The cobra's potent venom takes time to act. 249 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,728 The rat snake strikes in return. 250 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:19,431 But it's pointless. 251 00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:22,467 Its bite has no venom. 252 00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:32,644 The cobra takes the rat snake head on. 253 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:44,389 In just ten minutes, the victim is paralysed. 254 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:50,963 Cobra will absorb her victim for more than a week. 255 00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:55,901 A meal fit for a king. 256 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,518 He's famously cute and cuddly. 257 00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:16,588 The poster boy for hug-ability. 258 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,859 ♪ ♪ 259 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:27,599 However, when you see how he treats his rival males, 260 00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:33,605 you'll wonder how much can a koala bear? 261 00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:46,284 This young guy is a classic couch potato. 262 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:52,024 He spends 90% of his day snoozing. 263 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:59,331 The other 10%, he reluctantly chews on low-nutrition, 264 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:00,966 toxic eucalyptus. 265 00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:17,683 While males are busy eating and sleeping, 266 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,952 koala mothers do all the heavy lifting. 267 00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:27,059 From birth until her baby is weaned at 12 months, 268 00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:28,593 she'll bear its weight. 269 00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:35,267 First in her pouch, and then on her back. 270 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,538 The kid is her pride and joy. 271 00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:43,942 ♪ ♪ 272 00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:50,449 But dad's flat out doing nothing. 273 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:57,389 Until September each year, when suddenly all he wants 274 00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,325 to do is become a dad again. 275 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:04,463 ♪ ♪ 276 00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:08,834 ♪ ♪ 277 00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:14,406 His bellows let the ladies in the area know he's 278 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,675 virile and on the move. 279 00:31:21,246 --> 00:31:25,584 His only goal, to impregnate as many females as he can. 280 00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:33,091 But the girls aren't exactly throwing themselves at him. 281 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,396 Time to get busy. 282 00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:44,936 Something smells interesting up this tree. 283 00:31:48,173 --> 00:31:49,307 A potential mate? 284 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:54,679 Nope, it's an older male, who has rubbed his scent 285 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:58,984 gland all over the branches, announcing he's ready to breed. 286 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:05,424 He tries to make a move on a female further 287 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:06,892 up from where he sits. 288 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:18,570 She responds, totally rejecting his advances. 289 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:33,285 The younger male thinks he's more her type. 290 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:38,957 But if he's to try his luck, he must first 291 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:41,259 battle the old grouch. 292 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:46,932 Better wait till sundown and launch a sneak attack. 293 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:59,311 The young challenger tries to approach the female 294 00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:00,779 from a different tree. 295 00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:05,650 But the rival male has spotted him. 296 00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:08,920 ♪ ♪ 297 00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:13,758 The challenger falls back. 298 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:17,462 But hanging onto the branch leaves the 299 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,431 old guy open to attack. 300 00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:26,338 This koala now has the upper hand. 301 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:30,275 ♪ ♪ 302 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:31,877 It's a long drop. 303 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,245 A mistake will hurt. 304 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:43,421 With a final bite, the older male is done for. 305 00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:50,829 The young brawler bellows in conquest. 306 00:33:57,435 --> 00:34:01,306 Turns out that was the easy part, because now he 307 00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:03,341 has to impress the female. 308 00:34:03,942 --> 00:34:06,912 ♪ ♪ 309 00:34:08,914 --> 00:34:12,350 Famous for its teddy bear looks, this koala's 310 00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:16,421 attempt at coercing the female are far from gentle. 311 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,393 That's not going to fly with this girl. 312 00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:29,100 She lets him know how she feels with a splash 313 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,902 of urine to the face. 314 00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:36,308 Eventually, the male has his way. 315 00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,711 The tree-top tryst is brief. 316 00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:44,916 After barely two minutes of exertion, 317 00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:51,690 the male will retire for a 22-hour nap, 318 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:54,693 recharging for his next conquest. 319 00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:14,446 Strange echoes fill the valleys and mountains of North America. 320 00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:18,450 The sounds of battle. 321 00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:23,488 It's breeding season for bighorn sheep. 322 00:35:25,423 --> 00:35:28,259 And these males have their heads in the game. 323 00:35:41,206 --> 00:35:47,579 The temperature may be cold, but these ewes are in heat. 324 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:06,664 But how's a gal to pick the right suitor? 325 00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:12,537 Why not let the guys battle it out? 326 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:24,015 Without their impressive headgear, 327 00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:26,484 the rams wouldn't survive combat. 328 00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:33,525 Their massive horns curling in a keratin loop are 329 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:36,661 filled with air spaces, cushioning the blows. 330 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:41,266 ♪ ♪ 331 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:46,838 It helps reduce rapid brain deceleration and the chance 332 00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:48,506 of catastrophic injury. 333 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:16,101 The high-impact battles can last hours. 334 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:27,479 At last, the weaker sheep is muscled out of the fight. 335 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:34,552 The victor still has more work to do in the pursuit of love. 336 00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:38,323 And thawing the lady's heart is a whole other battle. 337 00:38:00,145 --> 00:38:05,517 The rhythm of life among Borneo's mangroves bows to 338 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:09,954 one true master, the moon. 339 00:38:10,088 --> 00:38:12,457 Manipulator of tides. 340 00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:24,969 As brackish waters ebb seaward, it's game on for 341 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:29,607 intertidal life among the freshly exposed mudflats. 342 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:46,524 Eager eyes scan the banks, looking to come ashore. 343 00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:53,364 This is not a frog or a crocodile. 344 00:38:56,734 --> 00:39:00,705 These are the eyes of a weird little fish. 345 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:06,511 A fish that fights anybody who gets in his way. 346 00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:21,392 A fish out of water is generally not in their comfort zone. 347 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:27,632 But for mudskippers, the shoe fits. 348 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:34,739 Walking ashore on powerful pectoral fins, 349 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:38,910 these amphibious fish spend as much time on the land 350 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,144 as they do in the water. 351 00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:43,581 ♪ ♪ 352 00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:47,952 Flats are far from peaceful places to hang. 353 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:55,526 With just four hours till the tide returns, these mudskippers 354 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:57,562 are up against the clock. 355 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,869 First order of the day, nutrition. 356 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,807 Some algal scum for breakfast, perhaps? 357 00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,414 Maggots are delicious, of course. 358 00:40:18,783 --> 00:40:21,786 But detritus left from the receding waters 359 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,688 is always number one. 360 00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:26,457 Time out! 361 00:40:28,393 --> 00:40:29,727 Must oxygenate! 362 00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:37,368 As much as mudskippers love life on land, 363 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,906 their respiratory gear has to work overtime 364 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,274 to keep them alive. 365 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:49,714 Bimodal breathers, they take in air through their moist skin 366 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:55,019 and hold onto oxygen-rich water in their puffed-up gills. 367 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:58,423 Like portable oxygen tanks. 368 00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:04,595 One mouthful of water lasts about six minutes. 369 00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:09,867 Access to a plunge pool is critical for breathing 370 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,504 and hopefully attracting a female. 371 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:18,443 ♪ ♪ 372 00:41:19,544 --> 00:41:21,679 But that requires time to practice. 373 00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:28,653 Because this is how mudskippers make each other's acquaintance. 374 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:43,568 The ladies know that the highest jumpers are the fittest fellas. 375 00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:51,509 Today, they're not the slightest bit interested. 376 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:04,822 This overexcited muddy has landed too close for 377 00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:06,257 his neighbor's comfort. 378 00:42:13,297 --> 00:42:15,533 The ultimate offense has been taken. 379 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:19,170 ♪ ♪ 380 00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:21,873 Dorsal fins rise in aggression. 381 00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:25,977 Mouths gape with insult. 382 00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:30,515 But the oxygen clock has timed out. 383 00:42:30,648 --> 00:42:31,783 - 384 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:38,623 Where were we? 385 00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:39,457 Ah, yes. 386 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:44,328 ♪ ♪ 387 00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:47,999 The duelists are evenly matched. 388 00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:49,567 This calls for a fight. 389 00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:53,771 ♪ ♪ 390 00:42:56,507 --> 00:43:00,511 A very short fight. 391 00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:07,318 Battling whilst holding their breath is exhausting. 392 00:43:09,654 --> 00:43:12,023 So they resign to their own mud pools again. 393 00:43:19,997 --> 00:43:24,402 As the tide rises, the mood on the mud flat brightens. 394 00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:31,976 And everyone returns to the pomp of their aerial pretensions. 395 00:43:44,489 --> 00:43:46,924 But mudskipper manners never last long. 396 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:53,064 Because on Planet Weird, the next outrage is never more 397 00:43:53,197 --> 00:43:54,999 than a sideways glance away. 32741

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