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Good morning, Blush. The temperature is
a delightful 51 degrees.
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Do you hear that voice, too?
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Yeah, that's Jack's new intercom.
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No, the voice of my father mocking me
for the way I throw a football.
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Stop it, Daddy.
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Can you believe Jack?
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He's wasting our time with this stupid
dribble. And our employee of the day is
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Elliot DeMauro. Hi!
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This month's blush birthdays are Justin
McComiskey, who turns 22,
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Tyler Garland, who turns 36, and Nina
Van Horn, who turns...
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Hey, I just saw Vicki and her husband
down in the lobby. I guess they're back
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together.
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Pete's here? Oh, my God.
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What's wrong?
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Oh, no, I am not going to tell you. The
last time I shared something with you,
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you embarrassed me in front of the whole
office.
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All right, that was an honest
misunderstanding. I misheard you.
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Elliot and I were taking a pottery
class. I clearly said I liked the shape
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his bowels.
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Come on, you can trust me.
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That might make you feel better to talk
about it.
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Well, actually, you might be the one
person who would understand this.
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But no judgments, and you've got to keep
it quiet. No judgments.
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I slept with Pete.
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You whore!
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You said no judgments!
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Oh, come on! First you obsess over
Elliot's bowls, and now this? I mean,
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not exactly wearing white at the
wedding, are you?
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He and Vicki were separated. I ended up
comforting him.
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In the firehouse.
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In the nude.
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Over and over and over again.
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Twice? Uh -huh.
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But I didn't mean for it to happen.
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There's just something about that damn
fireman that I can't resist.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Pete.
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Hey, Maya.
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You look good.
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As do you, Pete. Very clean.
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Hey, will you give me a second? I'll
meet you in my new office.
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Yes.
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So me and Pete back together, it's
pretty weird, huh? What are you accusing
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of?
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Nothing. No, I just want to say thank
you, Maya, because if it weren't for
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I never would have given him a second
chance.
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I can't take it. I can't take the guilt.
I'm going to have to tell her.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't, don't.
Trust me.
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A friend never wants to know that you've
slept with her husband, or her son, for
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that matter.
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Just be smart. Keep your mouth shut and
pretend this never happened.
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You're right.
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It's going to be kind of awkward with
him in the office.
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How do you handle it when you're around
someone you've slept with?
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Oh, that's simple. You just give a
pleasant hello and keep on walking.
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Okay.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hola.
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frowns on that.
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I know, I know. I read your pamphlet.
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Why did I buy a car? I've been driving
around for hours trying to find a place
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to park.
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There's plenty of parking in heaven.
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And it's all valet.
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Dennis, where the hell have you been and
where's my breakfast?
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Sorry, Jack. It's coming. It won't
happen again.
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I need a regular parking spot.
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I need one of the blush spaces
downstairs.
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Those are for executives.
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Yeah, give me that job application.
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What are you doing?
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You smell of sin.
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Jack's about to hire a new executive.
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I need a name.
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Johnny Nose and Glasses.
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Weirdo McScare's kids?
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Where are my berries and toast?
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Barry Toastman?
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Yeah, he's the new junior exec in
procurement.
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Procurement? Mm -hmm. So we lost
Hanrahan. Yeah, yeah, we did.
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Hang on a second.
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Hey, Hanrahan, you suck. Jack says
you're fired. Beat it.
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Anyway, sorry about that. It's just
signed on the bottom.
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And I'll get Toastman, his elevator
card, his locker, his parking space,
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blah, blah.
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I'd like to meet him.
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You can't.
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You can't. He's out sick.
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He's getting his treatment.
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Treatment? Is he contagious?
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I'm not a doctor.
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Well, have Kevin lick his coffee cup
just to be sure.
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and I need you to come. I can't.
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I didn't even tell you. I'm busy.
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Is something wrong? You're acting kind
of weird.
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I'm not weird.
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You're the one who's weird with your
lipstick and your tiny hat. What's that
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about?
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Oh, come on. Quit screwing around. It'll
take two seconds. Come on.
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What's up with Maya?
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Oh, I can't tell you what it is because
it's a secret.
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You can't keep a secret.
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Yes, I can. I've changed.
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All right, I respect that. Well, good.
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Because Maya has trusted me with a
confidence, and I cannot betray that. I
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wouldn't ask you to.
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Well, good.
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All right, she slept with Pete. Let's
just leave it at that.
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Hey, Maya's going to help us hang the
pictures.
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Oh, I can handle it.
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Guys, they don't want to think all they
want to do is nail something, huh?
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Okay, go hold them up against the wall.
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Maya, move right next to Pete.
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You know what?
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Hold yours directly over Pete's.
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You know what?
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I think I want to reverse them.
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like it like that, Maya?
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Oh, my God, that was mine. I'm so sorry.
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It's all right. Oh, here.
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Here, I'll do it.
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You do it.
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Oh, sweetie, no. You're just going to
make it worse. Take off your shirt and
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I'll go rinse it out. That's fine. I
don't want to take off my shirt. Oh, no.
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Pete's so hot. If he takes off his
shirt, we're all going to throw
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him. Right, Maya?
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Throw ourselves at him because he's so
hot.
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Okay, I'll be right back.
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Hi. Hi.
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You know, it's cool.
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I'm so cool because, you know, we're
adults and we're going to see each other
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and...
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We'll just pretend like nothing ever
happened.
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I still have feelings for you.
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What?
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I can't help it.
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I thought I wanted Vicky, but then I saw
you, and all these emotions started
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rushing through me.
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My heart, it's going, Mamaya, Mamaya,
Mamaya.
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No, it should be going, Vicky, Vicky,
Vicky.
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I can't make it say what it doesn't want
to say.
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Pete, you're confused.
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With the weak lighting and the new
carpet scent, it's a very sexual outfit.
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I know it sounds crazy, but I think I
want to be with you, Maya.
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No, you're with your wife.
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I have standards. I have morals.
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I am a good girl.
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By the way, I might have left my panties
on the CPR dummy and I'd like them
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back.
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You know, I'm a little cheesed off with
this Toastman.
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I tried to reach him three times for a
little meet and greet and no reply.
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Jack, that is not cool.
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No, it's not. It's totally whack.
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My cable is stuck on MTV.
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In any case, I know Toastman is sick,
but he really should try to call me.
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That fool be tripping.
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Anyway, this came for you.
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Oh.
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Dear Mr. Gallo, I'm so sorry that my
condition is delayed on meeting. Please
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accept my apologies.
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Sincerely, Barry Toastman.
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Holy cow, 25 -year -old Scotch. The
guy's a treasure.
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Hey, sorry I'm late. I had to run down
and get some nasal spray. I've got the
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sniffles.
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Barry Toastman is in the field with
cupular disorder, and you're talking to
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about sniffles?
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Cup of what now?
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Oh, that's good. Mbok, a sick man. Give
me the spray.
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What? You don't deserve 8 to 12 hours of
nasal relief.
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What's up with him and this Barry
Toastman guy? You know Jack. He'll get
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it.
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Attention. I've changed my mind. The new
employee of the day is Barry Toastman.
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What did I do?
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And who took my tuna sandwich?
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Oh, Toastman ate that.
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Why do you have tuna breath?
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I had to give Toastman mouth -to -mouth.
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This is a scam. I don't buy it for a
second.
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True.
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He got a kink in his cacular valve.
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So I just told him flat out, you're with
your wife now. It's not going to
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happen. I mean, like, I totally shut him
down.
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No, Maya, I am proud of you.
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Pete just dumped me.
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Out of the blue, the son of a bitch
dumped me. What the hell happened?
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Maybe it's another woman.
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Or maybe you're just not that good in
bed.
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He begged me to take him back, and then
he turns around and tells me that it's
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over. Oh, my God. Did he give you a
reason?
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There's something about his heart
talking. What the hell does that mean?
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Wow, that makes no sense. And like you,
I'm completely in the dark.
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I bet it is another woman. And when I
find her, I am going to break her in
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Hey, Maya, these just came for you.
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Who are those from?
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Um, they're from my elderly female
neighbor.
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I'm house -sitting her cat.
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She likes me to drink with her cat.
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And eat delicious chocolates.
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The cat doesn't eat them, he just plays
with the wrappers.
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They are fun.
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Crinkle, crinkle, crinkle.
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You know, I'm going to call Pete's
friends and find out who this woman is.
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What do you want to bet he took her to
the firehouse?
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One million...
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What's wrong with him? Vicki is going to
find out, and she is going to kill me.
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Oh, you're just being paranoid. She's
not going to find out. Hey, Maya, I hear
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you and Pete did the old hook and ladder
down at the firehouse.
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You told Elliot?
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I may have let it slip just a little
bit, but, you know, to Elliot, that's
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Hey, Maya, don't feel bad about Pete.
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The heart wants what it wants.
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This is your idea of friendship? You
tell the entire office? I only told
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who would be incredibly discreet and who
had the utmost respect for you.
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Hey, Maya, I heard you had a three -way
with Toastman and Pete.
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Way to go, super freak.
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Hey, Kev.
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Is this Barry Toastman's office?
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Mr. Toastman's in a meeting. Oh, yeah?
What kind of meeting?
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He's not to be disturbed.
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Finch put you up to this?
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Mr. Toastman's in a meeting.
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No meeting!
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I knew it.
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Oh, so nice to meet you, Mr.
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Toastman. Wow, you're a lot thinner than
I expected.
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He's thick, you know.
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There better be a damn good reason for
pulling me out of that meeting for you.
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Jack, I'm just here to facilitate your
get -together with Mr. Barry Toastman.
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Hey, whoa, hey.
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What's going on, guys?
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I was just going to go inside and say
hello to your friend, Mr. Barry
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Why do you hate Barry so much?
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What, are you some kind of racist?
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Racist? I've never even seen the guy.
Yeah, you want to keep it that way,
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you? Because you only like people that
are just like you.
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We're here. We're wasting time.
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Let's go in. Yeah, out of the way, Finn.
Out of the way. Oh, look.
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Little Barry Jr.
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made a pillbox for Daddy out of
macaroni. How sweet.
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This used to be a storage closet, I
swear.
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You swear.
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Is this how you get your kicks, Elliot?
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Hounding a decent, hard -working family
man?
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Who's also a veteran.
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Yeah, what did you ever fight for except
the right to get freaky with your
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bitches?
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Dennis? I'll call the cable company.
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Pete, what are you doing here?
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Maya, I had to see you. What were you
thinking breaking up with Vicky? What
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you tell her?
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I just let my heart do the talking.
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Bye -bye, bye -bye, bye -bye.
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Well, I think you're being crazy and
irresponsible. What does your heart say
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that?
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My heart doesn't talk. That's just a
thing I do.
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Pete, you've got to get out of here. If
she finds us together, she's going to
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kill us.
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Maya, I don't care.
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It's like what the mail guy told me.
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The heart wants what it wants.
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Hey, Maya.
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You can't come in. Oh, what's going on?
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I've got my neighbor's cat in here.
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Oh, I love cats.
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We're naked.
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What? Listen, I've worked in this office
for six and a half years. If I want to
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be naked with a cat in my office, I
think I've earned that right.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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That voice.
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Vicky's voice.
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It stirred something deep within me.
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You're joking, right?
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No, I got to go back to her.
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Yeah, a minute ago you wanted to go back
to me.
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I know. I got too much love in me. If I
could be with the both of you, I would.
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I can't, can I?
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Enough.
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Then Vicky it is. Okay, I'm going to put
a stop to this right now.
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She's going to find out everything.
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What? No.
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Maya, don't.
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Vicky? Uh -huh?
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Listen.
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Pete is no good. He's going to come
crawling back to you, but you have got
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run in the opposite direction. And I
know this because this is very hard for
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to say.
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I slept with him.
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That's right, Vicki.
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I slept with him.
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I'm sorry, but I slept with him.
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Vicki?
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Hey, Maya, Vicki here.
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It would really help the healing process
if you could describe the sex act in
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great detail.
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Jack, I'm blowing the lid off this
Toastman scam.
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I traced the social security number. It
belongs to a dead person.
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Admit it, Finch. Barry Toastman does not
exist.
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Dennis, is this true?
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Yeah, it's true.
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Barry Tozman does not exist.
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Anymore.
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He died at 2 .15 today.
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A complete copular failure.
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Oh, really?
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Then I suppose it's okay if we go to the
memorial service?
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Oh, that'd be great, except he got
buried out at sea.
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Because he loved the tune.
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Jack, you can't possibly believe this.
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Elliot. Elliot.
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If Barry taught us anything, if the time
we have together is
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precious, we've got to learn to cherish
one another.
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Now get out of my sight.
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You know what sickens me?
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What's that?
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The guy's not gone a day.
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And someone had the nerve to park in his
space.
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Say no more, I'll take care of it.
Already done.
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I had the car impounded, but not before
I bashed in a few windows with a
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baseball.
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You know, for Toastman.
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Vicki, I'd like to talk...
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All right, it's none of my business, but
don't you think you're being sort of an
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incredible bitch?
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Excuse me? She slept with my husband.
She saved you. She saved you from that
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waffling hose monster.
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And I'm supposed to thank her for that?
Yes.
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Yes, you are.
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You know, Pete may be a jerk, but he's a
passionate, gorgeous, muscular jerk,
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and Maya never gets men like that.
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Maya only gets men like, like, well,
like that.
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All right, you know what? Just come with
me. Come on.
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Okay, you two, talk it out. Leave it
alone. You've done enough.
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No, I want to help.
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Now, look, I'm in uncharted waters here.
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One man's left with two women, and
neither of them with me.
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But I just, you know, I see people that
I really care about who are angry and
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hurt, and I just want to fix it, but I
can't.
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I can't.
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Okay,
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I was going for something, but I
couldn't find it.
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But I did go for the fake cry, so I
think you two could meet me halfway.
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I am really sorry.
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Oh, come on. Life's too short to fight
over a civil servant.
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I know you didn't mean to hurt me and...
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Sure we'll be okay?
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I hope so, because I really want to be
your friend.
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This makes me so happy.
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No, screw it.
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