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Who wants Stan-cakes?
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They're like pancakes,
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but they probably have
some of my hair in 'em.
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Pass.
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It's here!
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Aahh!
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Oh, it's here! It's here!
It's here! It's here!
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I've been waiting all morning
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and it's finally here!
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The Gravity Falls Gossiper
accepted my article
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about summer fashion tips
for squirrels.
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My picture is gonna be
in the newspaper!
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Check it!
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"Pacifica Northwest declares
V-necks the look of the season.”
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What am I looking at here?
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Wha-wha-what?
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Looks like someone bought
their way to the front page.
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Is it legal for a child
to wear that much make-up?
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Ugh. Pacifica.
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She always ruins everything.
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Aww, cheer up, Mabel.
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I mean, no one even reads
newspapers anymore.
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Dudes!
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V-neck season is upon us!
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Who wants to help me get
ahead of the fashion curve?
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I'm taking it one step further
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with the W-neck!
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Must. Follow.
Newspaper.
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I need something to get
my mind off this.
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Looking for a distraction
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from your horrible life?
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Why, yes!
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Victory.
Honor.
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Destiny.
Mutton.
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These old timey sounding words
are alive and well
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at the Gravity Falls
Royal Discount Putt Hutt!
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No mutton available
at snack shop.
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Hey, Mabel, you love mini-golf!
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She's been amazing at it
since we were kids.
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What do you say, Mabel?
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We've had a stressful
couple of days.
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How about we take a break, huh?
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Would kicking all our butts
at mini-golf cheer you up?
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Maybe a little.
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Come on, Mabel!
Victory!
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Honor!
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Destiny!
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Mutton!
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Victory! Honor!
Destiny! Mutton!
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Victory! Honor!
Destiny! Mutton!
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And the pig can look
after the house.
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Ooh!
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Ah, Mini-Golf.
The sport of mini-champions.
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The grass is fake
but the fun is real.
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There's something here
for everyone.
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Hey, you, stop!
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Come back here!
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Hey, those are
lewd hand gestures!
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Focus, focus, and...
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Don't worry, bro, you're still
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"ext-roar-dinary!"
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I'll take what I can get.
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To the hip we go, and...
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Wha-- How'd I get here?
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Yes!
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Holy smokes!
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Someone in our family
actually has talent.
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Grunkle Stan,
you ain't seen nothin' yet!
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♪ She's so good, yeah ♪
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♪ Lookin' to hit that ball ♪
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♪ She's got the skills ♪
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♪ Takin' it to the hole ♪
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Guys, this is amazing.
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If Mabel gets
a hole-in-one here,
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she'll beat her
all time high score!
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You can do it, Mabel.
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Pretend the ball
is Pacifica's face.
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Aw, nuts!
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Ah, don't worry about it, kid.
The thing's random.
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Yeah, besides
the Bermuda's Triangle,
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how mini golf works
is the world's greatest mystery.
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As far as I'm concerned,
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you're still better than
anyone else is Gravity--
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Oh, would you look at that?
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I didn't know it was
"hobos golf free" day.
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Pacifica!
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Well, if it isn't
the Pines family.
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Fat, old, lame, braces.
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Soos, would it be wrong
to punch a child?
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I've got this.
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Hey, Pacifica,
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how's that whole
your-family-being-frauds thing
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working out for you?
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Great, actually.
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That's the thing about money.
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It makes problems go away.
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Well, can't buy you skill.
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You walked into the game
of the mini golf champion.
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Sergei!
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This is Sergei, my trainer.
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The Sportlympics had
mini golf once.
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I took gold!
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So if you don't mind
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moving out of the way
of the professionals...
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Enjoy second place.
Give her a hand, folks!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I want a rematch,
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you-- you--
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walking one dimensional bleached
blonde valley girl stereotype!
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Like, let's do this.
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Hear ye! Hear ye!
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Honk! Honk! Ow!
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Stop at once!
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The park is now closed
due to weather.
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The King of Mini Golf
has spoken.
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Oh, the King is down!
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This isn't over.
You. Me. Midnight.
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We'll see who's best.
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I'll be here.
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I'll be here.
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Peh, peh!
Hair in my mouth. Peh!
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Time to scratch mini golf off
my talents list.
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Aww, don't give up, Mabel.
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Yeah, if you beat her at this,
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she could never
rag on you again.
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Imagine it.
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Um, the section
for ugly grandma clothes
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is over there.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, the section for people
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who lost at mini golf
is over there!
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We came as fast as we could.
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We heard a little girl
got seriously burned!
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Oh!
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I'm ruined!
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Up top!
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Yay!
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You're right, guys.
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I just need to practice
a little more before midnight.
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Go to the golf course
after dark, you say?
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I don't know.
We'd have to break in and--
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Just kidding!
Let's break in!
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Oh, and, hey, Mabel!
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Knock her dead, kid.
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Darn!
Poo-peck-darn!
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Ugh!
I don't get it!
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What is wrong with this hole?
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Did you hear that?
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What?
What is it?
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Grab your club.
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We good?
We good?
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All right then.
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Hi! Hello! I'm Franz.
And welcome to our home.
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What is this?
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Yeah.
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Are you guys tiny humans?
Or enormous mini-humans?
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Neither.
We're lilli-putt-tians!
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Lilli-- Lilli-putt...
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The name makes more sense
written out than spoken.
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And we control the balls!
Behold!
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Wow!
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That's incredible!
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And so needlessly complicated.
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Aw, shucks.
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It's only our life-long passion!
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Would you like us
to elaborate through song?
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Nah, we're good.
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So what are you hugelings
doing here anyway?
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We kind of have to play
this golf tournament
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against my rival, Pacifica.
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Oh, rivals.
Rivals, rivals.
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Oh, we know all about rivals.
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Put a clog in it,
ya windmill lubbers!
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These really bottom
popinjays are terrible
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at controlling the balls!
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We are the ball masters, says I!
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Shut your mouths,
you showboating pirates!
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Everyone knows
the Eiffel Tower hole
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is the best!
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Stay thee your comments,
ye scurrilous Frenchmen!
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None controllable is better
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than the knights of...
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Wiener castle.
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Who wrote this?
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We'll settle which hole is best!
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Attack!
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Charge!
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Ooh, I'm shiverin'
in me timbers.
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Get ready to die!
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Long live the mini king!
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Die, you evil scum!
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Ow!
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Yarr!
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These guys are a riot.
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Guys, guys, calm down.
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Your fighting is
inadvertently adorable.
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Adorable we are, hugeling,
but our tale, less so.
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Every hole in the park thinks
that it's superior.
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From the cowboys in the east
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to the grimy minors
of the south.
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If only there was some way
to decide which side is best
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with maybe an award or,
like a trophy.
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I don't know.
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00:10:29,711 --> 00:10:31,630
But, Franz, look!
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A sticker.
Sticker.
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The sticker.
The sticker could decide!
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It does say "the best" on it.
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Decide for us, hugeling.
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Choose which mini kingdom
to give the sticker to
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and end our war!
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Uh,
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I don't know, guys.
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I'm not sure
I want to get involved
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in your weird mini blood feud.
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Psst!
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Mabel, this is perfect.
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These guys control the course.
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00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,490
Just tell them
you'll give the sticker
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to whichever group does
a better job of helping us win.
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00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,661
I'm not sure, Dipper.
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00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:03,787
I want to beat Pacifica,
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but doesn't this seem like
cheating?
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00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:10,711
Pacifica's rich, Mabel.
She's cheating at life.
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00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,796
Hmm.
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00:11:14,089 --> 00:11:15,007
Thanks, man.
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00:11:15,215 --> 00:11:16,675
People of the 18 holes!
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We're going to have
a game of mini-golf!
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And whoever does
the best job helping me win
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gets the sticker!
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00:11:23,223 --> 00:11:25,934
It'll be us, lass,
not these tulip munchers.
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I will not be insulted
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by a man with no depth
perception wearing earrings.
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Just remember,
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as long as you're helping me,
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no fighting.
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00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,574
Dude, I'm cutting
"W" s into all my shirts.
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Got to give the public
what they want.
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00:11:42,117 --> 00:11:43,869
Well, the kids
are taking their time.
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00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:45,662
Looks like
it's gonna be a while.
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Sure are a lot of stars
out tonight.
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00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,259
Well, this is gettin' weird.
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00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,932
Now remember, Pacifica,
winning is everything.
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Oh, oh, and also looks.
Winning and looks.
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Dad, I've been practicing for,
like, a millions hours, okay?
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I've got this.
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You'll stay to watch, right?
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Pacifica, darling.
We have a party to go to.
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We'll just read about
your victory in the paper.
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Sergei!
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Oh, and whatever happens,
just remember one thing.
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You're a Northwest.
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Don't lose.
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How much do you want to bet
they're no shows?
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Looking for someone?
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00:12:35,837 --> 00:12:37,923
Waiting in the dark
and not creepy at all.
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00:12:38,131 --> 00:12:39,258
Seriously, though?
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I don't know
why you bothered to come.
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Unless you've got
something up your sleeve.
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Oh, I guess you could say
we've got a little something.
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Right? Right?
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00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,105
Eighteen holes.
Standard rules.
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Winner lives in glory.
Loser wallows in eternal shame.
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00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:57,401
On your mark,
264
00:12:57,609 --> 00:13:00,237
Get set, Mini golf!
265
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,002
What?
266
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,379
Yeehaw!
267
00:13:26,638 --> 00:13:27,556
Out of my way!
268
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,353
Are you serious?
269
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:38,025
Yarr, I say!
270
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,573
Miner hole.
271
00:13:44,781 --> 00:13:47,367
I wonder what cute silly things
are going on down there.
272
00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:51,621
Stop!
273
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,749
You can't go in there!
There's been a gas leak.
274
00:13:53,957 --> 00:13:56,501
Anyone who goes in there
will die!
275
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:00,339
I will take it.
276
00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:01,548
No!
277
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,259
Don't go, Big Henry!
We need you!
278
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,011
Go home, Polly.
279
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,644
Ahem.
280
00:14:17,272 --> 00:14:20,025
Come on, Big Henry.
You can do this.
281
00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:39,795
Aah! No!
282
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:42,631
Sergei! Soda! Now'!
283
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:47,511
Okay, guys,
that was badonkulous!
284
00:14:47,677 --> 00:14:48,720
Hey, hey.
Little high fives, everyone.
285
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,055
Little high fives all around.
286
00:14:50,263 --> 00:14:52,516
Nice one. You did it.
You're the man!
287
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:53,767
I don't want to
call it out early,
288
00:14:53,975 --> 00:14:55,602
but I think
the Miners might have
289
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,188
one of these in their future.
290
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:03,860
Are you kidding me?
291
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,695
After everything
we've worked for?
292
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,280
Calm yourself, Franz.
293
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,908
There may be another way
to win the hugelings' favor.
294
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,034
Knock on wood.
295
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,498
There's something going on,
Sergei.
296
00:15:16,706 --> 00:15:17,958
I can feel it.
297
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:20,669
Maybe they has little people
who control where balls go.
298
00:15:20,877 --> 00:15:21,628
Whew!
299
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,130
We got to get you
English lessons.
300
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:24,548
I mean, think about it.
I'm globally ranked.
301
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:26,258
It's ridiculous that
she's beating me.
302
00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:31,471
Ugh, Pitt Cola.
I always forget about the pit.
303
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:34,349
Get me a different one, Sergei.
304
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,392
Huh?
305
00:15:37,644 --> 00:15:38,645
This is bad.
306
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,524
I can't wait to see
the look on Pacifica's face
307
00:15:42,732 --> 00:15:43,692
when we win.
308
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:44,901
I'm thinking it will be like...
309
00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:47,529
You know how she does that?
310
00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:48,780
Dipper, is it bad
311
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,949
that I feel good
about her feeling bad?
312
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,076
Just enjoy your victory, Mabel.
313
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,412
Trust me, Pacifica will be fine.
314
00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,375
What's going on here?
Let me go!
315
00:16:03,503 --> 00:16:04,463
What did I miss?
316
00:16:05,755 --> 00:16:07,716
Let me go, you creeps!
317
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,509
Welcome, twins!
Welcome!
318
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:10,969
I can tell
you're loving this, right?
319
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,596
Right? No?
320
00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:13,889
What are you guys doing?
321
00:16:14,097 --> 00:16:15,932
This wasn't part of the deal,
tiny Dutchman!
322
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,477
Okay, so we saw
you were favoring
323
00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:19,895
the Miners and we figured,
324
00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:21,855
what's better than
beating Pacifica?
325
00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:23,273
Pfft!
326
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,608
Killing her, right?
327
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:27,235
As if.
I'm calling my parents.
328
00:16:27,402 --> 00:16:28,361
Where is my phone?
329
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:30,489
Send.
330
00:16:30,697 --> 00:16:31,907
Hey, hey!
331
00:16:32,115 --> 00:16:34,534
So how about it, hugeling?
Who's the best now?
332
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,996
Not so fast, landlubbers!
333
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,540
If you're going to
play dirty, so are we.
334
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:43,668
Now give us the sticker
or he walks the plank.
335
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:44,920
No, give us the sticker!
336
00:16:45,128 --> 00:16:46,463
The Miners!
The sticker's for the Miners!
337
00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:49,299
Give it to us!
Give it to us!
338
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,842
Remember Big Henry!
339
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:51,968
Enough!
340
00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:57,140
You know what?
No one gets the sticker!
341
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,144
No. No. Nuh-uh.
342
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,355
No booing.
Stop. No.
343
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,316
No one gets the sticker
'cause you're all being jerks.
344
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,485
I mean,
why can't you just get along?
345
00:17:08,693 --> 00:17:10,737
Because we hate each other.
346
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,490
That's kinda
how rivalries work, lass.
347
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:14,741
Well then maybe...
348
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,410
Maybe rivalries are dumb.
349
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,330
Maybe you don't settle them
with petty competitions.
350
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,791
Maybe the only way to be
"the best"
351
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,626
is by ending the fighting
352
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:25,877
and working together!
353
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,051
It's all so clear.
354
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,387
If we work together...
355
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:38,640
Then we can cut open her belly
and get the sticker.
356
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,476
Get the girl!
Slice her open!
357
00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:45,647
You guys aren't appreciating
the lesson here!
358
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:48,108
Sticker!
Sticker! Sticker!
359
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:53,905
Help!
360
00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:56,199
We've got to get out of here!
361
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,577
I have to save Pacifica first!
362
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,756
After her!
363
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,717
Ah, Mr. Dipper!
Nyet! Nyet!
364
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:16,094
Don't freak out, man!
The water's shallow!
365
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,096
There is literally
no way to drown.
366
00:18:21,182 --> 00:18:22,225
Seriously?
367
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,770
Ugh, took you long enough.
And watch the earrings!
368
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,397
They're worth
more than your house!
369
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,150
You know, on second thought,
maybe I won't untie you.
370
00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:31,651
Untie me!
Untie me!
371
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,236
That's what I thought.
372
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,781
We have you
on miniature pencilpoint.
373
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,491
There's no way around us.
374
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,909
You ready to putt?
375
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,328
Way ahead of you.
376
00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:43,997
Huh?
377
00:18:45,915 --> 00:18:47,917
Hey, you're actually
not that terrible.
378
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:48,918
A little rusty, but...
379
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,629
Just shut up and putt!
380
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,300
Get on! Get on!
381
00:18:55,508 --> 00:18:56,468
Gun it!
382
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,888
Don't let them escape!
383
00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:14,903
Sergei overboard!
384
00:19:15,111 --> 00:19:16,196
I'll get a new one.
385
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,074
They're shutting us in!
386
00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:24,954
Don't even think about it.
387
00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:26,498
You call yourself a golfer?
388
00:19:26,706 --> 00:19:29,626
Without us, that club
is useless in your hands.
389
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,671
Oh yeah?
What's ten minus six?
390
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:33,838
Ten-- Hang on.
391
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,173
Fore!
392
00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:52,315
Stay out, you dumb hugelings!
393
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,859
We're done with you.
394
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,569
What did you say,
you little trolls?
395
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,821
I will sue you.
396
00:19:58,029 --> 00:20:00,115
I will sue you
and I will own you.
397
00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:03,493
You two.
398
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,370
I don't know what you did
or what's going on,
399
00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:07,831
but if you think just
because you saved my life, I--
400
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,377
I'm sorry, Pacifica.
401
00:20:12,585 --> 00:20:13,628
We shouldn't have cheated.
402
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,589
You totally would've
beat me fair and square.
403
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,218
You're just lucky this sticker
looks fantastic on me.
404
00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,393
Hey!
You're parents aren't here.
405
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,811
You want a ride home?
406
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,397
Puh-leaze,
as if I'd ride in your--
407
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,192
♪ Singin' the drivin' song ♪
408
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:37,652
♪ Headlights are out ♪
409
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,320
♪ Can't really see
where I'm goin' ♪
410
00:20:41,197 --> 00:20:42,115
Ugh!
411
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,700
Hey, I found two tacos!
412
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,871
You're allowed
to eat in the car?
413
00:20:48,037 --> 00:20:51,166
Yeah, the car is where
secret surprise snacks happen.
414
00:20:51,374 --> 00:20:52,500
Want one?
415
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,502
Oh, I'm not supposed
to take handouts.
416
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:57,338
Handouts?
It's called sharing!
417
00:20:57,547 --> 00:21:00,216
You do know
what sharing is, right?
418
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,177
Shar-- Shaar-ing?
419
00:21:02,385 --> 00:21:03,595
Just take it.
420
00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:07,557
Thanks for the ride,
or whatever.
421
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,559
Oh, and Mabel...
422
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:13,605
I can't believe I'm saying this
but I had fun.
423
00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:15,690
And tell your servant
I like his W neck!
424
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,401
Yes!
425
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,570
So are you guys, like, cool now?
426
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,447
I think we made some progress.
427
00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:23,907
The important thing
to remember is that
428
00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:25,116
at the end of the day,
429
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,702
she's just an ordinary kid
like us.
430
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:33,958
Should've charged her
for that taco.
431
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:35,794
Agreed.
432
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,837
Hey, you got any more
of those surprise tacos?
433
00:21:39,714 --> 00:21:42,842
Laugh now, hugelings.
But Franz will have his day.
434
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:44,677
Franz will--
435
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,515
Sand trap!
Ow! Ow!
436
00:21:48,681 --> 00:21:52,435
♪ We control the balls,
we control the balls! ♪
437
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,771
♪ From Birmingham
to Montreal ♪
438
00:21:54,979 --> 00:21:57,357
♪ We control the balls ♪
439
00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:00,693
Guys I figured it out!
We control the balls!
440
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:01,945
Now he gets it!
441
00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:03,196
Oh, you guys!
442
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:10,036
♪ Our lives are filled
with nonstop fun ♪
443
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:14,165
♪ But there's nothing
like a hole in one ♪
444
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:15,625
Can I go now?
445
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,751
Never!
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