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[sifflement aigu]
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[coup de buccin étouffé]
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- [le sifflement continue]
- [coup de buccin]
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[brouhaha du public]
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Fastanefurius.
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Sit aprum lupus.
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Euh,
"lupus"… C'est-à -dire ?
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J'ai fait grec LV2, moi…
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[soupire] On enchaîne.
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Ah oui. Hmm-mmh.
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[en hurlant] LĂ©gion, en place !
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[musique sombre rythmée]
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{\an8}[battements métalliques rythmés]
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[raclement des lames]
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[la musique devient dramatique]
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[la musique s'estompe]
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{\an8}[orateur] Et je déclare vainqueur
de ce combat des chefs,
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{\an8}Aplusbégalix !
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{\an8}[clameur du public]
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{\an8}[public en chœur] Aplus ! Aplus !
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{\an8}Aplus ! Aplus !
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{\an8}[musique grave]
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{\an8}[la clameur continue]
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{\an8}A…
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{\an8}plus !
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{\an8}CĂ©sar !
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{\an8}C'est pour toi que je fais ça !
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CĂ©sar, je t'aime !
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[le silence se fait]
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[accent du Sud] Le combat des chefs ?
Le combat des nuls !
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Oui, c'est assez navrant.
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Ni coup, ni goutte de sang,
ni fracture, ni œil crevé !
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Quel exemple pour nos enfants !
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Mmh. Et quel monde on leur laisse.
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Ah ça, oui ! Totalement d'accord.
Me lancez pas lĂ -dessus.
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[brouhaha du public]
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[ricane comme un enfant]
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Encore ! Encore la bagarre ! La bagarre !
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Encore la bagarre !
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C'est à moi ça, papy.
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[murmures choqués]
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[choc sourd]
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- Panoramix !
- [le public hue]
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Ah, y a de l'action sur le podium.
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Oui, enfin. Une baffe.
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[ironique] Waouh !
Ă‚mes sensibles, s'abstenir.
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[musique mystérieuse]
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- [Panoramix] Trèfle…
- Capturez-le !
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- Le voilĂ .
- Tu me reconnais ?
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Panoramix ?
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♪ On est bien au pays de Panono ♪
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[la musique s'arrĂŞte]
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- [clameur]
- [gémit]
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Panoramix, ça va ?
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[voix normale] Merci, Astérix.
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Un peu sonné, mais ça va.
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Bon, tant mieux.
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- "Astérix" ? Tu es guéri !
- [musique intrigante]
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[centurion] En formation !
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- Viens.
- [la musique s'assombrit]
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Passons maintenant
à la cérémonie des boucliers !
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[acclamations]
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Il faut agir vite.
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Il n'y a plus rien Ă faire.
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On doit se soumettre, c'est la loi.
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Obélix a perdu.
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[Aplusbégalix] Ouais !
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[acclamations]
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[en hurlant] Je suis votre chef Ă tous !
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Non.
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Pas Ă tous.
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[crescendo dramatique]
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[la musique se suspend]
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[la musique intrigante reprend]
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[haut-parleur]
Votre attention.
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Le grand Jules CĂ©sar va prendre la parole.
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- Merci.
- [Idéfix gémit]
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[gémit]
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[la musique cesse]
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[César] Aujourd'hui, peuple aimé…
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- [Idéfix gémit]
- … est un jour historique.
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- [musique mélancolique]
- Le dernier village gaulois est tombé.
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[soupire] Je suis le pire chef
de toute l'histoire de Gaule.
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Aujourd'hui, Rome a gagné.
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- Ouais…
- Aujourd'hui, toute la Gaule est occupée.
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[clameur du public]
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[Astérix] Toute ? Non !
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- [sursaut]
- [musique de suspense]
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[la musique devient Ă©pique]
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Il reste un Gaulois.
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Moi. Toute la Gaule n'est pas occupée.
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Allons. Tu es romain, maintenant.
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Accepte ta défaite, ton chef a perdu.
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[Astérix] Non, ce n'est pas mon chef.
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Obélix m'a banni du village
avant le combat.
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[Idéfix gémit]
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C'est la meilleure décision de chef
que tu aies prise, mon ami Obélix.
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- [la musique cesse]
- Pitié. On baigne dans le miel.
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Allons-y, offrons-nous des fleurs
et balançons-nous des pétales au visage.
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- [musique dramatique]
- Je suis le dernier irréductible.
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- Je suis Astérix, le Gaulois !
- [clameur]
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C'est interminable.
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[sifflets]
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Quoi encore ? Pourquoi sifflent-ils ?
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Y a pas eu de combat, aucun spectacle.
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Y a déjà pas de pain, alors sans jeux…
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[huées]
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On va en faire des ruines,
de cette arène !
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- Ils veulent du spectacle ?
- [note dramatique]
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Ils vont en avoir.
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Vous voulez du spectacle ?
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[public] Ouais !
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J'entends rien.
Vous voulez du spectacle ?
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[public] Ouais !
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Plus fort !
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Ouais !
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Alors, qu'il en soit ainsi.
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[la musique s'arrĂŞte]
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[pression relâchée]
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{\an8}[musique menaçante rythmée]
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[clameur]
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[choc sourd]
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[grincement]
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[crescendo]
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[raclements]
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[haut-parleur]
L'escadron incendiaire
va maintenant procéder à la mise à feu.
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L'escadron incendiaire. Merci.
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[la musique continue]
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[stupeur du public]
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[la musique menaçante s'intensifie]
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- [la musique s'arrĂŞte]
- Feu.
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[grincement]
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[sifflement]
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[acclamations]
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[musique tragique]
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[ensemble] Mon village !
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[sifflement]
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Ah non, Jules.
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Si tu enfreins les règles, ça change tout.
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[la musique s'estompe]
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[cris excités de la foule]
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[musique intrigante]
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[ricane]
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- [Fastanefurius ricane]
- Oh, ouais !
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[crescendo]
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Mais pourquoi ? Vous avez gagné.
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Pourquoi tout brûler ? C'est stupide.
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HĂ© oh !
Le combat des chefs, c'est ton idée !
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Mon idée n'a jamais été de détruire !
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[ironique] Ah… Mais oui.
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C'est ça qu'on aurait dû faire.
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Frapper aux huttes et dire aux Gaulois :
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"On vous envahit sans vous déranger."
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Sors la tĂŞte de tes papyrus, ma petite.
C'est la guerre.
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Alors, choisis ton camp.
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Nous ou les barbares.
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- [catapulte]
- [sifflement]
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[acclamations]
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Ah ben, enfin. VoilĂ .
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La soirée prend une autre tournure.
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C'est spectaculaire,
mais pas super réglementaire.
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Aujourd'hui, on peut plus rien massacrer
sans que tout le monde s'indigne.
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[cris excités]
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CĂ©sar, tu enfreins les lois gauloises.
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[CĂ©sar Ă©clate de rire]
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Regarde ce que j'en fais, de tes lois.
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[catapulte]
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[sifflement]
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[musique dramatique]
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- [sursautent]
- Ma poissonnerie !
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[grogne]
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[rit]
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Occupe-toi de lui.
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Avec plaisir. Potus, avec moi.
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[César] Ça sent bon, tout ça.
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Plutôt le poisson grillé.
Et pas frais, en plus.
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[musique de suspense]
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[martèlement métallique]
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[respiration agitée]
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[gémissent d'effort]
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[la musique continue]
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[gémit de crainte]
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[la lame siffle]
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[ricane]
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[pas cadencé]
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[grognent]
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J'ai une devinette pour toi, Gaulois.
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C'est quoi, un irréductible sans potion ?
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[la musique de suspense continue]
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[sifflement]
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[la musique s'arrĂŞte]
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Je sais pas.
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- J'aurais dit un… réductible ?
- [grogne]
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[musique intrigante]
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Tout va bien, les enfants.
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[Astérix] Alors, prêts ?
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[cris excités]
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[sifflement]
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[musique de suspense]
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Halte, Gaulois !
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[zozote] Suis-nous sans histoire.
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Laissez-le-moi ! C'est mon prisonnier.
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Vous…
Allez arrĂŞter les tirs de catapultes.
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Ah bon ? Fastanefurius nous a pas dit ça.
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Ordre de CĂ©sar.
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[tous] OK, on y va !
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[zozote] Mileycyrus, tu restes l'aider.
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[cris excités]
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[la musique de suspense continue]
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- On prend celui-lĂ .
- J'aime pas ces manèges.
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Je préfère le chamboule-tout,
la pêche aux…
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[long cri]
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- [grogne]
- [Potus gémit]
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[cri terrifié] Non, non, non…
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[long cri]
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[la musique de suspense continue]
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- Oh, regarde lĂ -bas.
- Où ça ?
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Ben lĂ , regarde.
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- Hein ?
- [bris d'amphore]
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Aïe. [gémit]
221
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Que fais-tu, Romaine ?
222
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[musique sombre]
223
00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:08,166
Je choisis mon camp. Suis-moi.
224
00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,291
[cris excités d'enfants]
225
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[rient]
226
00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:15,416
[Potus gémit de peur]
227
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[les cris d'enfants continuent]
228
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:18,666
[sifflement]
229
00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:20,958
[la musique s'intensifie]
230
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[rugit tel un lion]
231
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[son déformé]
232
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- [crescendo de tension]
- [ricane]
233
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[grogne]
234
00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:38,166
[la musique s'arrĂŞte]
235
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- Les enfants, un autre combat commence.
- [musique triste]
236
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Un combat sans potion magique,
237
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,666
dans lequel nous devons ĂŞtre unis !
238
00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,708
Car le combat des chefs, c'est toi.
239
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:54,791
C'est toi. C'est toi.
240
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Toi, toi et toi !
241
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Alors, montrons Ă ces Romains
242
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que les chefs,
243
00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:04,458
c'est nous !
244
00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:05,750
[musique combative]
245
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:09,041
- [tribu] Allez ! Allez !
- [cris de douleur]
246
00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:12,875
[haut-parleur]
Des renforts
sont demandés au centre de l'arène,
247
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suite à la rébellion des Gaulois. Merci.
248
00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:17,750
Laisse-moi passer.
249
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,791
Mais oĂą tu vas, Dimilliondevus ?
250
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Je m'appelle Dimilliondeclix.
251
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,666
Pour la Gaule !
252
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,083
Traître.
253
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:30,083
[la musique continue]
254
00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:38,750
[cri aigu]
255
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,333
[grogne]
256
00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,208
MĂŞme les Gauloises se battent.
257
00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:45,208
C'est la parité
puisque apparemment, c'est obligatoire.
258
00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:46,791
[grognent]
259
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:48,958
[la musique continue]
260
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[clameur de combat]
261
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♪
C'est un monde romain
Pas un monde gaulois ♪
262
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♪
Tapez dans vos mains
Et respectez nos lois ♪
263
00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,208
Et dire que j'ai cru à tout ça.
264
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:03,250
♪
Pas un monde égyptien ♪
265
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♪
Ni grec ni africain
Non, c'est un monde bien romain ♪
266
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♪
Dans ce monde romain
Oh là là que c'est bien ♪
267
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♪
Un monde merveilleux
Franchement, y a rien de mieux ♪
268
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,500
♪
Et si tu n'aimes pas… ♪
269
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,125
[musique sombre]
270
00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:21,583
[Idéfix gémit]
271
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[aboie]
272
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,916
Non, non, Idéfix.
273
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,541
Je ne fais qu'aggraver les choses.
274
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,625
[la musique continue]
275
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,416
[musique dramatique]
276
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:41,791
[aboie]
277
00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:42,916
[gémit]
278
00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:46,000
[soupire]
279
00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,916
[crescendo dramatique]
280
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:50,875
[Ă©boulement de cailloux]
281
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,041
[aboie]
282
00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,625
[gronde]
283
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,875
[la musique s'arrĂŞte]
284
00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:59,416
[tremblement sourd]
285
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,000
[murmures interloqués]
286
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:03,166
[cris de douleur]
287
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,458
[le tremblement continue]
288
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:07,208
[cris de douleur]
289
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:09,291
[musique galvanisante]
290
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:10,208
[gémissements]
291
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:11,208
[rit]
292
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:14,875
[chute de quilles]
293
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:20,458
Et voilĂ ! Une bonne bagarre Ă l'antique !
294
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:23,166
[respiration saccadée et étouffée]
295
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,375
- [gémit]
- [clameur de combat]
296
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,791
[légionnaire] Aïe !
297
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,583
[gémit et souffle]
298
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,208
Fait chaud lĂ -dessous.
299
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,458
[couinements aigus]
300
00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:38,875
[musique de suspense]
301
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:41,000
[grognent]
302
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,333
[gronde]
303
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:48,375
[grognements]
304
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,125
- [rit]
- [sifflement]
305
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,166
[gémit d'effort]
306
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,833
[soupire]
307
00:13:58,916 --> 00:13:59,750
[sursaute]
308
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:00,833
[long cri]
309
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,041
[la musique s'intensifie]
310
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,041
[gronde]
311
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,125
[Astérix gémit]
312
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,541
[Fastanefurius gémit]
313
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:12,041
[grognent]
314
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,458
[la musique se calme]
315
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,041
[musique intrigante]
316
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:39,958
[sursaut émerveillé]
317
00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:41,708
C'est de la potion magique ?
318
00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:43,666
[musique inspirée]
319
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:47,291
Les secrets des recettes des druides
se transmettent…
320
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:50,416
De bouche de druide
Ă oreille de druide. Je sais.
321
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,625
Je te laisse.
322
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,708
[la musique s'estompe]
323
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,333
[musique mystérieuse]
324
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:07,916
[musique dramatique]
325
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:11,541
[sifflements de lame]
326
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:13,291
- [grogne]
- [Potus gémit]
327
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:15,750
[bourdonnement Ă©trange]
328
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,666
[la musique se suspend]
329
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,833
- C'Ă©tait quoi ?
- La potion magique.
330
00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:22,791
Leur druide prépare la potion !
331
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,000
Panoramix.
332
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,500
[grogne]
333
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,916
[musique de suspense]
334
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,500
[cri étouffé]
335
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,583
[gémit]
336
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,916
[la musique s'arrĂŞte]
337
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,458
[une vache meugle]
338
00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:37,958
[soupire]
339
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:39,833
- [clameur]
- Au village !
340
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,666
[cri se rapprochant]
341
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,916
- [musique intrigante]
- [gémit]
342
00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:50,666
Astérix !
343
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:52,625
[gémit d'effort]
344
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,750
Avec Obélix ! À la catapulte !
345
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:58,083
[musique d'action rythmée]
346
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,666
Coin-coin… Coin !
347
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,166
Allez, allez. Vite, vite !
348
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,791
[la musique s'adoucit]
349
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:10,583
Attention devant !
350
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,083
[musique dramatique]
351
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:20,333
[musique d'action]
352
00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:21,500
[grincements]
353
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,625
[la musique se calme]
354
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:36,416
- Ça va ?
- [petit rire]
355
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,166
[gémit]
356
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,375
[s'interroge en allemand]
357
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,166
- [en français] Que se passe-t-il ?
- [la musique cesse]
358
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,375
- [les flammes crépitent]
- [le vent souffle]
359
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,750
[la tribu sursaute]
360
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:53,583
♪
C'est un monde romain… ♪
361
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:55,041
[chantonne]
362
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,833
- [grogne]
- HĂ©. Tss-tss.
363
00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,875
- Non, Obélix.
- [grogne]
364
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:05,291
[Fastanefurius] ♪
Tapez dans vos mains
Et respectez nos lois ♪
365
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,875
Pardon, s'il vous plaît…
366
00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:09,416
[musique sombre]
367
00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:11,666
[ricane]
368
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,208
[la potion bouillonne]
369
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,083
Ils nous ont devancés ?
370
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:24,416
On a pris les barques du Monde Romain,
en passant par la rivière.
371
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:29,041
On a les spartiates un peu mouillées,
mais ça nous a permis de vous devancer.
372
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,041
Et elle est bien, l'attraction.
373
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,625
Je l'ai faite deux fois. Et vous ?
374
00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:35,958
Ça vaut le coup
si vous avez le temps après.
375
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,166
- [Fastanefurius] Potus !
- J'arrive.
376
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,166
Elle est super.
377
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,500
[pas cadencé des légionnaires]
378
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,333
[la musique sombre continue]
379
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,125
- [la potion bouillonne]
- Mmh.
380
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:55,958
Qui c'est qui va goûter
la bonne potion magique ?
381
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,416
[grogne]
382
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,541
Potus.
383
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,708
[souffle]
384
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:06,875
Toujours moi…
385
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,125
Goûte.
386
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:12,583
[gronde]
387
00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:14,291
[la musique cesse]
388
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:20,125
[sifflement aigu]
389
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,208
Waouh !
390
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,625
- Ça, c'en est.
- Va vérifier.
391
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,333
Hmm.
392
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,500
[grogne]
393
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,375
Euh… Vérifier à ce point-là ?
394
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:31,791
- [grogne]
- Oh…
395
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,750
- [musique de suspense]
- Marre.
396
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:37,291
C'est toujours pareil.
C'est toujours moi qui dois goûter.
397
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,708
Les Gaulois avec leurs potions…
398
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,458
Bon. [soupire]
399
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,958
Je suis désolé. C'est les ordres.
400
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,291
[choc puissant]
401
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,333
- [musique dramatique]
- Ah ouais…
402
00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,791
- Obélix !
- C'en est.
403
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,583
[gémit et souffle]
404
00:18:58,708 --> 00:18:59,625
Attends un peu.
405
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:00,958
[ricane]
406
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,583
[sifflement]
407
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,583
[choc puissant]
408
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,458
[rit] Non, mais…
409
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,833
LĂ©gion ! Potion !
410
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,833
[bourdonnement Ă©trange]
411
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:17,458
[les bourdonnements se répètent]
412
00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:21,333
[tremblement sourd]
413
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,583
[sifflement puissant]
414
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,083
[musique Ă©pique]
415
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:29,833
[grogne]
416
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,458
[grogne]
417
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,083
[bourdonnement sourd]
418
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,666
[grognent encore]
419
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,625
- [grogne]
- [musique d'action]
420
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:39,875
[sifflement]
421
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:40,916
[renifle]
422
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:46,166
[les bourdonnements continuent]
423
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:52,416
Pardon, mais qu'est-ce qui est prévu
exactement ?
424
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,208
On boit dans la mĂŞme louche ?
425
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:57,208
[les bourdonnements continuent]
426
00:19:57,291 --> 00:20:00,208
[la musique d'action continue]
427
00:20:00,791 --> 00:20:01,833
[grogne]
428
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,458
[gémit et souffle]
429
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,583
Obélix, derrière toi ! Attention !
430
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,000
[les coups continuent]
431
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,541
- [cri d'assaut]
- [gémit]
432
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:22,625
[fracas métallique répété]
433
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,875
[respiration saccadée]
434
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,833
[musique dramatique]
435
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:32,458
- [la musique devient sombre]
- [Idéfix gémit]
436
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,125
[ricane doucement]
437
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,416
[la musique cesse]
438
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:41,458
[bourdonnement Ă©trange et dramatique]
439
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:46,041
LĂ©gion, en place !
440
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:48,541
[musique dramatique rythmée]
441
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,750
[la musique s'intensifie]
442
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:54,916
Perdu pour perdu.
443
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,750
Montrons-leur qui sont
les irréductibles Gaulois.
444
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,416
Et battons-nous jusqu'au bout !
445
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:05,708
Gaulois !
446
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,625
[sifflement du marteau]
447
00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:10,708
Rassemblement.
448
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,500
Chargez !
449
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,000
[cris d'assaut]
450
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,791
[musique Ă©pique]
451
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,375
[la musique s'adoucit]
452
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,333
- [musique mystérieuse]
- [cris stupéfaits]
453
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,708
Mais qu'est-ce que…
454
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,208
[fracas métallique]
455
00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:45,958
[la musique continue]
456
00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:48,750
[gémissements stupéfaits]
457
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,041
[sursaut émerveillé]
458
00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:54,833
[les gémissements continuent]
459
00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:55,916
Waouh…
460
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,708
[rit]
461
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:04,000
Ah d'accord… Oh, la vache…
462
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,916
[paniqué] Que se passe-t-il, par Jupiter ?
463
00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:11,583
C'est l'autre potion, celle qui fait voler
et changer de couleur !
464
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:12,916
[rit]
465
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,541
Disons que c'est
un petit mélange des trois.
466
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,250
Mais je brille !
467
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:18,833
[MĂ©tadata rit]
468
00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,291
Ça sera une première.
469
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,500
Scélérate.
470
00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:26,041
Je vais dire Ă tout le monde Ă Rome
que tu nous as trahis !
471
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:27,291
Je t'en prie.
472
00:22:27,791 --> 00:22:29,708
- Non…
- C'est par lĂ .
Ciao !
473
00:22:29,791 --> 00:22:32,875
Non !
474
00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:36,958
["Nothing Less Than Happiness"
de Sly and the Family Stone]
475
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:54,125
Oh là , là … Ils ont le sens du spectacle.
476
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,750
Ça, c'est les Armoricains.
477
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,500
[la musique continue]
478
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,875
[exclamation émerveillée]
479
00:23:05,958 --> 00:23:07,500
Oh, c'est beau, mon fils.
480
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,666
Joyeux anniversaire, maman.
481
00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:14,791
Merci, mon fils.
482
00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:18,250
Ça, elle l'a pas vu, la mère de Pompée.
483
00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:20,333
[la musique continue]
484
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:25,041
[musique douce et légère]
485
00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:26,416
[Abraracourcix rit]
486
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,708
Bravo, Panoramix.
487
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:31,291
Je n'aurais jamais pu y arriver sans elle.
488
00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:33,833
Eh ben… Merci, Romaine.
489
00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:36,291
- MĂ©tadata.
- Astérix.
490
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,875
[Abraracourcix] Éteignez le feu.
491
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:41,416
Moi, j'ai encore
un dernier petit détail à régler.
492
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:50,208
[public] Les Gaulois ! Les Gaulois !
493
00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:51,500
[gémit d'effort]
494
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:57,000
Les Gaulois ! Les Gaulois ! Les Gaulois !
495
00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:57,958
[silence]
496
00:23:58,041 --> 00:23:58,875
Gaulois !
497
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:03,083
Mais… que fais-tu avec ces barbares,
Wikipédia ?
498
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:08,000
Ces "barbares", Ă´ CĂ©sar,
sont peut-être bruyants, râleurs,
499
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:11,416
indisciplinés,
et avec une hygiène de vie discutable…
500
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:12,541
[ensemble] Hmm ?
501
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:17,208
Mais ils ne cherchent pas Ă imposer
leurs dieux et leur façon de vivre, eux.
502
00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:18,500
[musique Ă©mouvante]
503
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,666
Et pour la dernière fois,
moi, c'est MĂ©tadata !
504
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:22,833
[la musique cesse]
505
00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:25,083
Elle a du caractère, la petite.
506
00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:27,291
Lequel d'entre vous est le chef ?
507
00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:29,166
[Obélix] C'est moi.
508
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,416
Mais en fait, c'est lui.
509
00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:35,666
Gaulois, je pourrais vous détruire.
510
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:36,666
Ah oui ?
511
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:38,541
Avec quelle armée ?
512
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:39,708
[CĂ©sar] Mmh.
513
00:24:39,791 --> 00:24:41,708
[musique légère étrange]
514
00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:45,750
Mais vous avez su amuser mon peuple.
515
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:48,166
Vous méritez d'avoir la vie sauve.
516
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:51,416
Et puisque telle est
la générosité de César…
517
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:54,166
[musique Ă©pique]
518
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,458
Je vous gracie !
519
00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:59,000
[la clameur continue]
520
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,958
Faudra trouver mieux
pour dire "j'aime" ou "j'aime pas".
521
00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:09,583
- Mmh.
- Tu viens, maman ?
522
00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:14,916
Revenez !
Y avait des incendies, des batailles,
523
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,125
des mĂ´mes qui chialent, du sang.
524
00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:20,291
Tout pour une soirée réussie !
Pourquoi on arrĂŞte ?
525
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,666
[Aplusbégalix] Ouh… Eh ben !
526
00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:27,583
Oh ! Quelle journée !
527
00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:29,875
Bon, ben…
528
00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:33,625
Oui, puisqu'il vous a graciés, on…
529
00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:35,250
On est quittes ?
530
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,666
Après tout…
On est quand mĂŞme mieux entre Gaulois.
531
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,666
- Non ?
- [musique de tension]
532
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,291
Allez, sans rancune.
533
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,458
[crescendo]
534
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:44,791
Avec.
535
00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:46,791
[clameur du public]
536
00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:50,583
[tribu] Vive Abraracourcix, notre chef !
537
00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:52,125
[musique festive]
538
00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:54,291
[Annabarbera] On y est, Blackangus.
539
00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:57,541
Au traditionnel banquet gaulois
qui clĂ´t l'aventure.
540
00:25:57,625 --> 00:26:01,000
[Blackangus] Eh oui, Annabarbera !
Ça danse, ça ripaille.
541
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:04,750
HĂ©, y a pas Ă dire,
ils savent vivre, ces Gaulois.
542
00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:09,375
Excusez-moi, vous allez tout commenter
tout le temps, comme ça ?
543
00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:13,833
[accent allemand] Ce besoin de commenter,
c'est fuir le réel ?
544
00:26:13,916 --> 00:26:17,500
C'est Ă©viter d'ĂŞtre l'acteur
de sa propre vie, peut-ĂŞtre ?
545
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,458
Bonsoir, madame.
546
00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:22,541
[MĂ©tadata] VoilĂ pourquoi,
depuis toujours,
547
00:26:22,625 --> 00:26:24,583
la culture gauloise me passionne.
548
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,708
Pour te remercier,
je vais te confier un secret
549
00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:30,958
qui se transmet de bouche
Ă oreille de druide.
550
00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:33,000
- Oh, c'est vrai ?
- Oui.
551
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:36,041
Il faut le réchauffer le lendemain,
552
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:38,375
ton pot-au-feu sera meilleur.
553
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:39,791
[bafouille légèrement]
554
00:26:40,291 --> 00:26:42,125
[la musique festive continue]
555
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:47,208
[haut-parleur]
Est-ce que je pourrais
avoir plus de cervoise ? Merci.
556
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:51,000
- [rires d'enfants]
- [Potus rit]
557
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:54,208
Les offrandes ! Les offrandes !
558
00:26:54,291 --> 00:26:57,625
- Les offrandes !
- Oui. D'accord.
559
00:26:57,708 --> 00:27:01,125
- [la musique cesse]
- Celui-ci, je crois savoir qui c'est.
560
00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:02,708
[rires de la tribu]
561
00:27:02,791 --> 00:27:05,791
[tribu] Un discours !
Un discours, Obélix !
562
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:09,666
Allez, un discours, Obélix !
563
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:11,458
- [battements de cœur]
- Euh…
564
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:14,583
[homme] On entend pas.
565
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,208
[sifflement aigu]
566
00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:19,125
Ce menhir…
567
00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:22,166
[les battements du cœur s'accélèrent]
568
00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:24,666
[le sifflement s'intensifie]
569
00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:26,500
- [silence]
- Il est pour toi, chef.
570
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,833
Il est pour toi, Bonemine.
571
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:33,750
- [musique Ă©mouvante]
- Toi, Assurancetourix. CĂ©tautomatix.
572
00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:35,583
[grognement attendri]
573
00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,958
Pour vous, Iélosubmarine et Ordralfabétix.
574
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:42,333
Et pour toi, mon ami Astérix.
575
00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:45,291
Je suis heureux
de ton retour dans notre village.
576
00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:46,791
- [Idéfix aboie]
- Mmh ?
577
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:49,666
Oui, il est pour toi aussi, Idéfix.
578
00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:54,500
Ce menhir, les amis,
il est pour nous toutes et tous.
579
00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:59,125
Il est comme notre unité.
Il est comme notre village.
580
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,083
Solide comme le roc !
581
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:05,750
[acclamations]
582
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:07,500
[Potus rit] Ouais.
583
00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,125
Astérix, un truc à ajouter ?
584
00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:10,666
[la musique s'estompe]
585
00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:14,541
- Alors c'est tout pour moi.
- [acclamations]
586
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,083
[musique entraînante]
587
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:19,250
[narrateur]
Ainsi se termine
cette belle aventure.
588
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:23,541
Comme Ă son habitude, toute la tribu
festoie jusqu'au petit matin.
589
00:28:24,166 --> 00:28:25,000
Toute ?
590
00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:26,041
[musique douce]
591
00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:27,125
Ah ben, non.
592
00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:28,333
[Bonemine] Mmh…
593
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:32,833
Ta fricassée de légumes
était délicieuse, mon Cochonnet.
594
00:28:32,916 --> 00:28:37,083
Mmh. Merci, ma Mimine.
Tu ne veux vraiment pas aller à Lutèce ?
595
00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:38,958
Écoute, on verra demain.
596
00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:41,958
- Mmh.
- On se fait une soirée tranquille.
597
00:28:42,041 --> 00:28:44,125
Ouais. D'accord.
598
00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:47,166
Alors, Netflix, on en Ă©tait oĂą ?
599
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,250
[se racle la gorge] Précédemment.
600
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:50,583
Non, ignore le récap.
601
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:52,875
Tou doum !
602
00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:54,958
[musique entraînante]
603
00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:11,250
[fin de la musique du générique]
604
00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:13,333
[musique légère et enjouée]
605
00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:17,500
[le sanglier grogne en rythme]
606
00:34:18,416 --> 00:34:19,250
[cris de joie]
607
00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:20,666
Mmh.
608
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,750
- [aboiements]
- [la musique cesse]
609
00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:25,708
[Obélix] … pour vendre
et troquer du sanglier.
610
00:34:25,791 --> 00:34:27,041
[gémissent de peur]
611
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:30,958
- [Astérix] Menhir et sangliérie ?
- [son cœur s'emballe]
612
00:34:31,041 --> 00:34:33,166
- [couine]
- [Obélix] Peut-être.
613
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:35,208
[musique de suspense]
614
00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:37,000
[la musique s'arrĂŞte]
615
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,166
[musique espiègle]
616
00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:40,958
[le bois grince]
617
00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:42,625
[musique de tension]
618
00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,791
[grincement de tire-bouchon]
619
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,750
- [longs cris]
- [sifflement]
620
00:34:47,666 --> 00:34:49,083
[fracas métallique]
621
00:34:49,166 --> 00:34:50,541
[son déformé]
622
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:51,583
[soufflent]
623
00:34:52,333 --> 00:34:55,125
[accords dramatiques]
624
00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:56,541
[gong]
625
00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:58,375
[les sangliers couinent]
626
00:34:58,458 --> 00:34:59,583
[musique de suspense]
627
00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:01,666
[brouhaha festif distant]
628
00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:09,666
[couinements]
629
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,583
[la musique s'arrĂŞte]
630
00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:14,791
[musique émerveillée]
631
00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,208
[gazouillis d'oiseaux]
632
00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,291
[musique enjouée]
633
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,541
[la musique s'arrĂŞte]
634
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,625
[accords dramatiques]
635
00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:30,458
[grogne]
636
00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:33,083
[coups répétés]
637
00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:34,958
[gémissements tremblotants]
638
00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:36,916
- [sifflement]
- [choc sourd]
639
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,250
[se tape les ailes]
640
00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,541
[musique sombre]
641
00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:42,000
[grogne]
642
00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:44,333
[roulement de tambour militaire]
643
00:35:44,416 --> 00:35:46,750
[sifflements]
644
00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:48,250
[le roulement s'arrĂŞte]
645
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:50,458
[cris d'oiseau au loin]
646
00:35:50,541 --> 00:35:51,458
[grogne]
647
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,625
- [sifflements]
- [roulement de tambour]
648
00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:57,666
[grogne]
649
00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:00,000
[musique enjouée]
650
00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:04,125
[crie]
651
00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:06,375
- [la musique s'arrĂŞte]
- [grognement confus]
652
00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:07,291
[fracas]
653
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,125
[la trappe claque]
654
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:11,000
[Potus] Ouille ! AĂŻe !
655
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,708
[musique enjouée]
656
00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,958
[aspirateur]
657
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:17,041
[grogne]
658
00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:25,208
[crescendo]
659
00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:27,291
[sifflement aigu]
660
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:29,958
[explosion suivie de sifflement]
661
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,833
[choc contre du verre]
662
00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:34,750
[femme] Ah, mais… Ah !
663
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:35,666
[sifflement]
664
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:37,416
[annonce]
Le combat va débuter.
665
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:39,750
[musique de suspense rythmée]
666
00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:41,708
[tremblotent]
667
00:36:41,791 --> 00:36:43,500
[la musique se suspend]
668
00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:46,125
[musique espiègle rythmée]
669
00:36:46,208 --> 00:36:47,625
[les poules caquètent]
670
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:48,833
[la musique cesse]
671
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,625
[roulement de tambour]
672
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,583
- [sifflement]
- [choc métallique]
673
00:36:52,666 --> 00:36:54,958
- [le portail grince]
- [tintements]
674
00:36:55,041 --> 00:36:56,000
[crie]
675
00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:58,583
[musique militaire]
676
00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,375
Oui !
677
00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,750
[musique triomphale]
678
00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:10,791
[gémit d'effort]
679
00:37:10,875 --> 00:37:11,958
[la musique cesse]
680
00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:14,500
[la poule caquète]
681
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:17,291
- [grogne]
- [crissement de pneus]
682
00:37:17,375 --> 00:37:19,125
[musique d'action]
683
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,208
Oui !
684
00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:25,333
[grogne]
685
00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:26,750
[sirène]
686
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,083
[sifflement de lames]
687
00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:29,666
[vrombissement de moteur]
688
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,250
[crie]
689
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:33,458
[crissements de pneus]
690
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:37,375
[crie]
691
00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:38,666
[dérapage]
692
00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:42,083
- [fracas]
- [la musique cesse]
693
00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:43,083
[gémissent]
694
00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:44,833
[grognent]
695
00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:46,500
[musique menaçante]
696
00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:49,416
- [claquent des dents]
- [sifflement]
697
00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:53,166
[sifflement]
698
00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:57,166
[fracas]
699
00:37:57,791 --> 00:37:58,875
[gémissent]
700
00:38:02,041 --> 00:38:04,041
- [trinquent]
- [musique enjouée]
701
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,083
[tintements scintillants]
702
00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:11,416
[la musique s'arrĂŞte]
703
00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:29,291
[fin de la musique]
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