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breakfast in suburban America
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can be unnecessarily
overwhelming.
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One bite!
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Lily, no one-bite
at breakfast.
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- Sorry.
- Hey, did you guys see this?
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The Groom and Board got
its first negative Welp review.
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Oh no! We lost our perfect
five-star streak.
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Trust me, it's worth it.
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Three stars from "FlamingoFan85"
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who apparently has never
been treated like that
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"IN MY LIFE."
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- All caps.
- Let me see that.
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"This is not how we groom
a flamingo in my house."
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So dramatic!
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What did we allegedly do wrong?
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It was probably something
I messed up.
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Darn cameraman hands.
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Nah, don't sweat
some random review.
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Not everyone is born
with talent like I am.
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Get a load of this.
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"And when I asked
for the bill I--"
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Um, never mind.
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You guys catch
the game last night?
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When they asked
for the bill, what?
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Whoa, what's that? Hyah!
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"I greeted the young lady
wearing a red beanie"?!
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This slanderous hit piece
is about me?!
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I thought you don't
sweat reviews.
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Who's sweating? I just think
we should consider suing.
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Sets a bad precedent otherwise.
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Aah! I'm not sweating!
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together, we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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Come on, Soyoon,
what are you doing?
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Another three-star
performance, Lil.
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Still thinking about
that review?
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No! What makes you say that?
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Why does some stranger's
opinion bother you?
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What bothers me is smearing
the family business,
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the family name,
with zero explanation!
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This FlamingoFan,
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- if that is their real name...
- It's not.
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...didn't give a single
valid critique.
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What do you expect?
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I bet their other reviews
are just as lame.
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That's a great idea, Jack!
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If I can dig into their
post history,
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I can deduce their identity
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and confront them in person!
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Lily, trust me, you do not
wanna go down this road.
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This is just an objective
exploration of justice that,
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when I secure
those five stars,
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will bring balance
to the universe.
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Lil, I've seen where this kind
of obsession can take people!
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And you know what?
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It's actually kind of
fascinating.
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Get outta the shot, Paul.
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Believe it or not, there's kinda
a lot of flamingos in town.
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Don't you guys have some
sort of customer database?
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If we wanna narrow it down
to one suspect,
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we gotta establish a profile.
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Wait, "we"?
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Are you just gonna watch
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Halmoni's K-dramas
all day again?
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- No!
- Then buckle up, Jackie boy!
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You're in it now!
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I ordered two cribs.
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I received a dozen
two-by-fours.
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The business was a van
on a street corner.
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One star.
My no-foam half-caf frap
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had half foam
and no caf.
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At my high-powered office job,
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I'd be fired for such
a blunder. Two stars.
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I love my kids but they
don't respect me! One star!
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Is this how you treat
a loyal customer?
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...never been treated
like that!
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A divine experience.
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Heavenly Poundcake Palace!
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Five stars!
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Okay, it's not a name,
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but it's as close
as we'll get online.
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Only one thing left to do.
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Carefully consider the evidence
before doing anything rash?
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Exactly! Visit each shop and
interrogate everyone we meet!
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Look, if I had a nickel
for every person who said
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my cribbery was a scam,
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I might be able
to go legit.
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And can you give us some names?
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Preferably every name.
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Uhhh...
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Chuck?
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Oh, that's my name.
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Never mind.
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What can I get you kids today?
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The full name and address
of everyone
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who's eaten here
in the last six months.
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Obviously I can't do that.
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I'll take a double trouble
poundcake. Thanks, Sharon.
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You wanna know if I've had
high-maintenance customers
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complain for no reason?
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Gee, let me rack my brain.
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Save the sarcasm
for your lit professor.
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This is serious.
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Sorry, she's had a rough day.
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What if I were to
bump up your tip?
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Student loans...
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I feel like we're further away
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from finding FlamingoFan
than when we started.
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So, what? We're never gonna
find FlamingoFan85?
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Which is totally fine,
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because it hasn't shattered
my confidence or anything.
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I'm good!
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Maybe it's for the best
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you never actually find
FlamingoFan85.
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What can you even do
at this point?
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Throw some kind of exotic
pet owner party?
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Get all the suspects
in one place,
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and have a previous relationship
with the proprietors
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so there's plausible pretext
for the whole--
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You're right!
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No! Lily, no!
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It's not that we shouldn't
be doing this,
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it's that we've been
going about it all wrong!
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We?!
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Entrapment!
Of course!
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This is your best idea yet,
J-man!
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Oh, for goodness sake, Jack,
turn it off!
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That review really inspired me
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to get more involved
with the shop,
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but I couldn't figure out how.
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That's where Jack comes in.
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Hit 'em with it, J-man.
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- Customer appreciation party.
- At the house!
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Everyone brings
their exotic pets.
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I've heard enough.
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- Great idea!
- Wow!
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So nice to see you put
your heads together!
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Let's start decorating!
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How 'bout a theme?
Black tie?
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Too obvious.
Ooh, white tie!
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FlamingoFan's
as good as caught!
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Heh, heh, heh!
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Min, we have outdone ourselves.
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Credit to Lily and Jack.
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Heads up, coming through!
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Excuse me!
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Jack!
Flamingo, five o'clock.
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Ooh!
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Good evening, sir.
Canape?
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Mmm, yummy!
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Would you like to take a few
extra for your children?
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Oh... I don't have any.
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Airtight alibi.
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Hang in there, buddy.
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I bet they're running late.
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I'll wait out front here
until they show up.
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Buh-bye!
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They're not coming, huh?
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Canape?
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This case is officially cold.
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I guess I'm stuck
with this review forever.
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I think I just need to...
...move on.
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It's for the best.
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Can you say that one more time
into the camera?
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Alright, alright, don't get--
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Wait a minute!
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Oh wow, they actually match
the profile 100%.
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The case is hot again! Bye!
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That lady with the armadillo
forgot her gift bag!
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Aah! Curb!
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She's getting away!
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Hah!
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Come on!
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We lost 'em.
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We're not giving up now!
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Come on, Lil, how is this
worth the effort?
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It's a review! Who cares?
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Apparently, I do, Jack!
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Turns out
I'm not confident at all.
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I only thought I was awesome
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'cause other people
told me I was.
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Now that someone finally said
I'm really not,
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maybe they're right.
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You can't please everyone,
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but as far as I'm concerned,
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four out of five stars
ain't bad, Lil.
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Three out of five!
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You know what I meant.
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Let's just go home.
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How the heck do you get
outta this place?
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I can't believe it!
We found 'em!
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Wait!
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What if it's another random
flamingo owner?
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We've been burned before.
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Oh yeah, it's her.
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So what's the game plan?
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I just wanna plead for
my dignity, my humanity.
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Does anyone deserve two stars
be revoked without due process?
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Well!
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If it isn't the girl who gave
ol' Flammy
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the best pluck 'n' tuck
she's ever had!
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Did you say... best?
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It was a near-perfect
experience.
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A solid 3.9.
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You know it's out of five, right?
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Don't be silly!
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Five stars is only for
the good Lord
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and The Poundcake Palace.
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So did I even do anything wrong?
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Not as far as I'm concerned!
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I have never been treated
like that in all my life.
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Certainly not how I've ever
groomed Flammy at home.
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Mwah! A flawless
three-star experience.
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Uh, Lily?
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What happened back there?
Did you finally snap?
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You know you didn't get
the review changed.
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Honestly, Jack, should've
listened to you long ago.
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Oh no, you really have lost it.
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Hearing all that nonsense
out loud,
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everything kinda
made sense again.
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Nobody can tell me
how to feel about myself
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'cause I know me better
than they do.
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And let's be honest,
I'm great.
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So you're just gonna accept
that review?
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After everything you put us
through to get here?
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Aren't you happy?
You were right, I was wrong.
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This is a big Jack W.
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Four stars means five stars
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but nobody
gets four stars either?
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Where's the logic?
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It's just an online review,
Jack.
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together, we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together, we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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