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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,409    - PREVIOLY ON  THE BIG C...  2 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:10,777  - I RUN MARATHONS.  3 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:13,279  STARTED 12 YEARS AGO      WHEN I WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED.      4 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:14,547     - THESE ARE FOR UNCLE SEAN.      5 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:16,950     I HOPE HE IS OKAY AND WARM.      6 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:18,218  - [sniffs]  7 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:20,954  - RANDOM DRUG TESTING,   COURTESY OF THE MAN.  8 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:23,857  - YOUR MOM TOLD ME   ABOUT YOUR CRABS,  9 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:26,493  AND I DON'T EVER WANT   TO SEE YOU AGAIN.  10 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:27,827  - WHY DID YOU CALL ME?  11 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,864     - I WANTED TO SAY GOOD-BYE   TO MY SOUL MATE.  12 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:33,800  - IT IS NOT YOUR JOB   TO WATCH THIS MAN DIE.  13 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:35,168    YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE JUST      WILLING TO FUCK THIS  14 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:36,870    ENTIRE TRIP TO ITALY FOR LEE?     15 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:39,606     WE'RE YOUR GODDAMN FAMILY.  16 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:51,584  [Leftover Cuties'   Game Called Life]  17 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,620  - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪  18 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:58,625     ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪  19 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,362  ♪ STEP OUT ♪  20 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:07,100      ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪  21 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:12,839  ♪ IS THIS   SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪  22 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:17,677  ♪ WILL SOMEONE   WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪  23 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:23,016     ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST       A GAME WE PLAY ♪  24 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:28,188  ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪  25 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,162  - I GOT THE BEST SLEEP.  26 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:38,398  I-I LOVE IT WHEN THE--   YOU KNOW, WHEN THE AIR  27 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:42,235     IS ICE-COLD AND THE COVERS      ARE LIKE A SOFT, WARM CAVE.      28 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,536  - ARE YOU ON SOMETHING?  29 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:44,904    YOU DON'T SOUND THAT TORN UP       FOR SOMEONE  30 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,973    WHO JUST WATCHED THEIR FRIEND      DIE IN FRONT OF THEM.  31 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:48,608  - SEAN, IT WAS AMAZING.  32 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:50,710  I MEAN, IT WAS--   IT WAS REALLY SAD.  33 00:01:50,743 --> 00:01:54,013     BUT, YOU KNOW, "LIFE'S LAST           ADVENTURE," HE CALLED IT,  34 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,448  AND HE WAS RIGHT.  35 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,217  IT MADE ME NOT AFRAID   OF DYING.  36 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,685  I CAN DO IT.  37 00:01:58,718 --> 00:02:00,019      - ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE   A SUICIDE PACT WITH ME?  38 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,354  THAT'S NOT COOL.  39 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:03,089      - NO, IT WAS REALLY JUST   THE GREATEST GIFT  40 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,991  HE COULD HAVE GIVEN ME,   LETTING ME BE THERE.  41 00:02:05,024 --> 00:02:06,559    - YEAH, OF COURSE THAT FUCKER      WOULD GIVE YOU  42 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:09,762  THE GIFT NO ONE ELSE   COULD TOP.  43 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,532  - YOU BEING HERE   IS PRETTY GREAT TOO.  44 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:13,733  - EWW.  45 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:14,968  - NO, I MISSED YOU.  46 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:17,337  - I WAS JUST GONE THREE WEEKS.     47 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:18,805  - YOU NEVER TOLD ME   WHERE YOU WENT.  48 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,874     - YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE ME.      49 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,643  - COME ON.   SCREW YOU.  50 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:26,112  - I JUST WALKED ALONG   THE HIGHWAY.  51 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,015  I-I KEPT WALKING UNTIL I STARTED   THINKING ABOUT  52 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:31,518  HOW BAD MY FEET HURT MORE THAN        I WAS THINKING ABOUT REBECCA,     53 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,553  AND I WALKED OFF   THE NEXT EXIT.  54 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:36,389  AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE THERE WAS     A TRAVELING CARNIVAL  55 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:39,392  SET UP IN A PARKING LOT      OF A STORAGE UNIT FACILITY?      56 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:41,461     SO I STARTED WORKING THERE.      57 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,363  - YOU WERE A CARNY?  58 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,198      - IT WAS THE EASIEST JOB   IN THE WORLD TO GET.  59 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:47,500  THEN ONE NIGHT,   I WAS SLEEPING IN THE CARNY TENT  60 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:50,403    AND I WOKE UP TO FIND MY NEW       BEST FRIEND TOOTHLESS T  61 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:53,139  WAS TRYING TO SAW   THE TOES OFF MY FOOT  62 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,508     WITH HIS SWISS ARMY KNIFE,       'CAUSE HE SAID THEY WERE  63 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:56,843  LOOKING AT HIM FUNNY.  64 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,111  - YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR.  65 00:02:58,144 --> 00:02:59,579  YOU'RE LYING RIGHT NOW.  66 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:00,880  - IT'S THE TRUTH!  67 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,081      THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T SAY   ANYTHING TO YOU  68 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,683      AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,   "WELL, I MAY BE CRAZY,  69 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:05,051      BUT I AIN'T THAT CRAZY."  70 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:06,920  I'M JUST--   [sighs]  71 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:10,523  I'M SCARED MOSTLY.  72 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,992  AND I'M RUNNING AWAY.  73 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,395    AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU       AND I THOUGHT...  74 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:16,796  [sighs]  75 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:18,264  "IF CATHY CAN STAY PUT   WITH ALL THE SHIT  76 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:22,802      THAT SHE'S GOT GOING ON,   I CAN TOO."  77 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:24,070  - WOW.   I INSPIRED YOU?  78 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:25,305    - YEAH, DON'T GET A BIG HEAD.     79 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:27,173  I WAS ALSO FREEZING MY   TESTICLES OFF.  80 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,841  TOES WERE BLEEDING.   NUTS WERE FREEZING.  81 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,344  I WAS REALLY READY   TO GET BACK.  82 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:35,415  OH, YEAH.     I FORGOT I GOT YOU SOMETHING.     83 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:37,083  - HA!   - [laughs]  84 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:38,284  - A THINGY!   - YEAH.  85 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:40,186     NORMALLY, YOU HAVE TO SPEND       OVER 15 BUCKS  86 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,488      TO CATCH A FLOATING DUCK     WITH A GOLD STAR IN ITS ANUS      87 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:43,957  TO GET ONE OF THOSE.  88 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:45,758  THROW IT. THROW IT.   - WHOO!  89 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,694  [chuckles]   - COME ON.  90 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,028  TOP OF THE MIRROR.  91 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,396  OH!   TOO LOW.  92 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,799  [laughter]  93 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:58,638  [door closes]  94 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,840  - I INSPIRED SEAN.  95 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:02,475  - WISH I COULD INSPIRE   THE AIRLINE LADY  96 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:04,110    TO REFUND OUR ITALY TICKETS.      97 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:06,079  - HEY.  98 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:07,814  AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED       TO BE BACK AT WORK TODAY?  99 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,048  - I QUIT.  100 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,985  - REALLY?   WHY?  101 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:13,486  - BECAUSE I COULDN'T   STAND THE IDEA  102 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:16,456  OF MY 20-YEAR-OLD BOSS BITCHING     AT ME ALL THE TIME.  103 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:17,757     AND IT'S ALMOST A NEW YEAR.      104 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,492  OUT WITH THE OLD AND I'LL FIND      SOMETHING ELSE.  105 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:20,627     - WELL, IT'S NOT THAT EASY.      106 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,295  - SO WHAT?  107 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:23,663  YOU DISAPPOINTED IN ME?  108 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:24,998     - NO, I'M NOT SAYING THAT.  109 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:26,966  I'M JUST--ARE YOU SURE   THIS ISN'T YOUR WAY  110 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,635  OF GETTING BACK AT ME   FOR NOT GOING TO ITALY?  111 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:30,970  - NO, IT'S MY WAY       OF RETAINING MY DIGNITY.  112 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,006  I WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY   OF GETTING BACK AT YOU  113 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,574  FOR NOT GOING TO ITALY.  114 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,843    - YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO BE MAD.     115 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:38,244  - YEAH, SURE I DO.  116 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,746  I'D LIKE TO BE MAKING      LIFETIME MEMORIES WITH YOU  117 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,582  ON A GONDOLA RIGHT NOW.  118 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,350  - YOU KNOW,   LEE WAS TRAINING  119 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:47,887  FOR THE MARATHON UP   UNTIL THE END.  120 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,690  I WAS THINKING I'D LIKE      TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT,  121 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:53,259  JUST TO TEST MYSELF,  122 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,528  INSPIRE SOMEBODY   TO DO SOMETHING  123 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,597  THEY DIDN'T THINK   THEY COULD DO,  124 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,432      GIVE MY FAMILY SOMETHING   TO CHEER ABOUT  125 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:03,202    SO WE CAN END THIS HORSESHIT       YEAR ON A HIGH.  126 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,438  WHAT DO YOU THINK?   - ABOUT WHAT?  127 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:09,976  - I WANT TO RUN THE MINNEAPOLIS         NEW YEAR'S EVE MARATHON.  128 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:12,445  WHY NOT?   I RUN.  129 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,047  I RUN ALMOST TEN MILES A WEEK.     130 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,716  I MEAN, NOT ALL AT       THE SAME TIME, BUT--WHAT?  131 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:20,053      - I JUST--I CAN'T PREDICT   YOUR NEXT MOVE...EVER.  132 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:22,922    I FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING CHESS      WITH EITHER A GENIUS  133 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:23,923  OR A CHEATER.  134 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:25,425     AND THE HARDEST THING ABOUT      135 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:28,528  ALL THESE DECISIONS YOU MAKE--      GOING TO LEE INSTEAD OF ITALY,     136 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:31,164  RUNNING THE MARATHON--       IS THAT THEY JUST KEEP ON  137 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:34,901  TAKING YOU FURTHER AWAY   FROM ME.  138 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:36,469  - THEN MEET ME   AT THE FINISH LINE,  139 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:39,706  SO I'LL BE RUNNING TOWARD YOU.     140 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,150  - HEY.  141 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:52,819      - HEY, THERE'S MORE PASTA   IN THE KITCHEN.  142 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,487  - OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY.  143 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,222  - I'M CARBO-LOADING.  144 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:57,990  I SHOULD HAVE STARTED      RUNNING MARATHONS EARLIER.  145 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,192  YOU KNOW HOW MUCH   I LOVE SPAGHETTI.  146 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:01,327     - CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?  147 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,496  - WHY I RUINED ITALY?  148 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,798    NO, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.      149 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:06,866  NONE OF US EVEN SPEAK ITALIAN.     150 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,634  EVERYONE OVER THERE   WOULD BE LIKE,  151 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:09,936  "BA-BAI-BA,   BI-DI-BA-DI-BA,"  152 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:11,504      AND WE'D BE LIKE, "WHAT?"  153 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,306  - [laughs]   I APPRECIATE THAT.  154 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:14,507  WHAT'S UP?   - UH...  155 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:18,144  MIA INVITED ME       TO HER NEW YEAR'S PARTY.  156 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:20,580  - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO   WERE TALKING.  157 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:22,782  - YEAH, TEXTING.   - WHATEVER.  158 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:25,451      - SO SHE SAID SHE'S, UH,   MAYBE POSSIBLY  159 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:29,889  CONSIDERING SOMETIME IN THE VERY     DISTANT FUTURE, FORGIVING ME.     160 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:31,891      - THAT'S VERY BIG OF HER.  161 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:34,260  - IT'S JUST GONNA BE   HER 15 FRIENDS  162 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:35,695  AND HER PARENTS   ARE GONNA CHAPERONE.  163 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,330  - SOUNDS GREAT.   YOU SHOULD GO.  164 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:39,065  - REALLY?  165 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:40,433  EVEN THOUGH YOUR RACE   IS THAT DAY?  166 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,535      - THE RACE STARTS AT 8:00   IN THE MORNING.  167 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:43,903  IF I'M STILL RUNNING   AT MIDNIGHT,  168 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:47,240     YOU SHOULD BRING THE ENTIRE       PARTY AND BOO ME.  169 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:48,541    AND ANDREA'S WITH HER FAMILY,      SO YOU SHOULD GO,  170 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,443  BE WITH UR FRIENDS   AND MIA.  171 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:51,677  - AWESOME.   THANKS, MOM.  172 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:54,247  - SURE.  173 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,364  - DAISY!   LISTEN.  174 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:13,433    I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT          MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION  175 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,168     TO GET YOU TO PAY THAT BILL      176 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:16,669  THAT YOU RETROACTIVELY   DENIED,  177 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:17,837  'CAUSE I HAD   A COLLECTIONS AGENCY  178 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:19,172     CALL MY HOUSE THIS MORNING.      179 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:20,807      THAT'S DIRTY POOL, DAISY.  180 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,542      NOW JUST TO REITERATE...  181 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:26,279    THIS IS THE BILL FOR THE SCAN      THAT YOU PRE-APPROVED.  182 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:28,281      'CAUSE IF WE'D HAVE KNOWN   THAT WE WERE, YOU KNOW,  183 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:29,549    HAVING TO PAY OUT OF POCKET,      184 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,318  WE WOULD HAVE OPTED OUT   OF THE OPTIONAL SCAN.  185 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:34,020  RIGHT?   - PSST.  186 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:36,556  [silently]   THANK YOU.  187 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,357  - UH-HUH.   UH-HUH.  188 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:41,527    I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU SAY THAT       YOUR HANDS ARE TIED,  189 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:43,629  BUT I NEED TO TELL YOU   SOMETHING.  190 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:47,133  MY WIFE,      WHO IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME,      191 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:51,137  IS ALSO ABOUT      TO RUN A FUCKING MARATHON.  192 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:54,540    SO I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING      EXTRAORDINARY TOO.  193 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:56,876  MAKE IT YOUR   NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION  194 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:59,445  NOT TO BE A CUNT.  195 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,882      DON'T YOU HANG UP ON ME!  196 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:04,484  [phone clatters]  197 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:05,751    - TO WHAT DO I OWE THE HONOR?     198 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:08,120  - OH.  199 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,388  CONGRATULATIONS.   - OH.  200 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,524  - SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.  201 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:13,226  - AND SMART.   - [chuckles]  202 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,461      - AND SHE WORKS WITH KIDS   WITH SPECIAL NEEDS  203 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,697      AND CALLS ME ON MY SHIT,      WHICH IT TURNS OUT I LOVE.  204 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,932  LIZ AND I HAVE BEEN   BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.  205 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:22,001  SHE CAME INTO TOWN FOR A VISIT      AND I KNEW RIGHT AWAY  206 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:24,136  THAT I DIDN'T WANT HER   TO LEAVE.  207 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,872  SO I PROPOSED.  208 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,707  - THAT IS A BOLD MOVE,   DR. MAUER.  209 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:30,076  - WELL, YOU ORIGINATED   THE BOLD MOVE.  210 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,444  YOU KNOW, MONKEY SEE,   MONKEY DO.  211 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:36,415      - OH, WELL, THIS IS YOUR       ENGAGEMENT GIFT, MONKEY.  212 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:39,051  NOW, THE FRAME   IS REALLY YOUR GIFT.  213 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:42,889  UH, THE PICTURE   YOU CAN CHANGE OUT.  214 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:43,890  - AN X-RAY?  215 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,626  - IT'S MY METS.  216 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:49,662  THEY'RE SHRINKING,   THANKS TO YOU.  217 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:50,897    - THAT'S THE WAY YOU SEE IT?      218 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,298  - YEAH!  219 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:53,566  YOU GOT ME INTO SEE   DR. SHERMAN.  220 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,167  DR. SHERMAN GOT ME   INTO HIS TRIAL,  221 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,037  AND NOW MY TUMORS   ARE SHRINKING.  222 00:08:58,070 --> 00:08:59,372  - YOU LOOK GOOD.  223 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:02,008  - I FEEL GOOD.  224 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,476  I'M GONNA RUN     THE NEW YEAR'S EVEN MARATHON.     225 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:05,378  - THIS YEAR?   - MM-HMM.  226 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:06,479    - HOW LONG YOU BEEN TRAINING       FOR THIS?  227 00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:09,048  - HARDCORE?   ABOUT TWO DAYS.  228 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:11,017  BUT I ALSO--   I COACH THE SWIM TEAM,  229 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,518  SO I ALSO--   I WORK OUT WITH THEM.  230 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,121  - LOOK, CATHY,   THIS MAY NOT BE WHY YOU CAME IN,  231 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:18,324  BUT MEDICALLY,     I WOULD ADVISE AGAINST THIS.      232 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:24,430     - I REALLY--I JUST CAME IN   TO SAY CONGRATS.  233 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:27,767  - EVEN WALKING 26 MILES     FOR ANYONE, ESPECIALLY YOU--      234 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,101  - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,   BLAH, BLAH--  235 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,803  - NO, NO, NO, COME ON.       DON'T DO THAT, ALL RIGHT?  236 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,171  YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS.   OKAY, LOOK--  237 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:33,472  - YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.     I BROUGHT YOU UP IN MY MIND.      238 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,640  - YOUR BODY'S NOT GONNA RECOVER     AS FAST AS OTHERS.  239 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:35,641      - I REMEMBER YOU AS BEING   SO SUPPORTIVE.  240 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:36,976      - YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR   SODIUM LEVELS--  241 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,277  - IT'S FUNNY HOW THE BRAIN JUST     PLAYS TRICKS ON YOU.  242 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:41,948  MY FRIEND JUST DIED   IN FRONT ME!  243 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:45,051  AND IT WAS SO CLEAR   WHEN HE WAS GONE,  244 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,053  BECAUSE HIS BODY WAS   JUST A BODY.  245 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,555  NOW, I'M NOT GONNA HAVE   THIS SUCKER FOREVER.  246 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:53,559  BUT UNTIL IT'S GONE,     I'M GONNA WEAR THIS BODY OUT.     247 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,366  - CAREFUL.  248 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:01,767  - SORRY.  249 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,536    YOU THINK IT MEANS MIA WTS   TO GET BACK TOGETHER?  250 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:04,837      - I SURE AS HELL HOPE SO.  251 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,539  YOU NEED A DISTRACTION.  252 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:08,841  THAT POPPY CHARACTER     WAS STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT.     253 00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:11,577      AND PEOPLE DON'T USUALLY   FREAK ME OUT.  254 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,145  OOH.  255 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,014     - SO NOW THAT YOU'RE BACK,   WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?  256 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:17,516  I MEAN, YOU COULD TOTALLY PIMP      THIS PLACE OUT.  257 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,585     - HEY, RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST     COMPOSING MY NEW YEAR'S LIST      258 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,555      OF 2,012 TOTALLY TERRIFIC   THINGS ABOUT LIFE.  259 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:25,124     JUST THINGS TO KEEP ME SANE       AND STILL, OLD BUDDY.  260 00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:26,525  SANE AND STILL.  261 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,627  - HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE SO FAR?     262 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,895  - ONE.   FEMALE PUBIC HAIR.  263 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:31,364  - SERIOUSLY?   - YEAH.  264 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:35,101      WOMEN USED TO LET THEIR--       THEIR FOLLICLES GROW WILD  265 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,535  LIKE NATURE INTENDED.  266 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:39,405     I REMEMBER WHEN GOING DOWN   ON A WOMAN WAS LIKE...  267 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:42,708  SNUGGLING OPEN-MOUTHED   WITH A BABY LION.  268 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:45,211      IT WAS ABSOLUTE DELIGHT.   - OH, YUCK.  269 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,980  - NOW IT'S LIKE--I DON'T KNOW--       LICKING A DOLPHIN'S BLOWHOLE.     270 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,982  - THAT'S GROSS.   - YEAH, I'LL SAY.  271 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,084  BUT YOU HAVE REMEMBER,   MY PHILOSOPHY  272 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,686      COMES FROM A DEEP RESPECT   FOR WOMEN,  273 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,621  WHICH IS SOMETHING YOU OBVIOUSLY   NEED TO WORK ON.  274 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,056  - YEAH, I KNOW.  275 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,224     - JUST, WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR       PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT,  276 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:01,293  KEEP YOUR PECKER   IN YOUR PANTS, OKAY?  277 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,396  - OKAY.  278 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:06,165  - PECKER IN YOUR PANTS!  279 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:08,000  - YEAH, OKAY.   HEARD YOU.  280 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,769  [door closes]  281 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,771  [phone rings]  282 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,572  - HI THERE.   HI.  283 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,874  I'M WONDERING   IF YOU COULD HELP ME.  284 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:16,676  I'D LIKE TO REGISTER      FOR THE MARATHON ON FRIDAY.      285 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,077  - YOU HAVE TO REGISTER ONLINE.     286 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,780  - UH, I DID THAT, BUT THEY SAID       THE REGISTRATION WAS CLOSED.      287 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:23,182  - YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE   IT'S PAST THE DEADLINE.  288 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:26,185  - RIGHT.   UH...LOOK.  289 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,020  I-I KIND OF HAVE   A DEADLINE TOO.  290 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,622  I HAVE CANCER.  291 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:33,325  SO THIS IS KIND       OF MY MAKE-A-WISH MOMENT.  292 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,593  - SORRY.  293 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,796    WE MAILED OUT ALL THE NUMBERS      LAST WEEK ANYWAY.  294 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,731  - WOW.  295 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:41,267    IS IT POSSIBLE YOU'RE, LIKE,       THE ONE PERSON  296 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,702      ON THE PLANET WHO HASN'T       BEEN AFFECTED BY CANCER?  297 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:46,038  DOES MY PLEA EVOKE   NO SYMPATHY FROM YOU?  298 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:49,141  - RULES ARE RULES.  299 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,876  - YOU SHOULD PUT THAT   ON YOUR TOMBSTONE.  300 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,478  YOU'LL IMPRESS   A LOT OF PEOPLE.  301 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:55,281  [office chatter, phones ringing]  302 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,266  [sighs]  303 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,894    I'M JUST GONNA BORROW THESE.      304 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,996  - WHO ARE YOU?  305 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,832  - HI.  306 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,901  UH, I-I KNEW HIM.  307 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,537  - TAKING HIS MAIL?   - NO.  308 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:52,772  - 'CAUSE, UM,       THAT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE  309 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:58,677  EVEN IF HE IS...DEAD.  310 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,121  - COME ON, THOMAS.  311 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,756  IT'S PEE-PEE TIME.  312 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,791  IT'S COLD, BUDDY.  313 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:14,293  [breathing heavily]  314 00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:18,164  [grunts]  315 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:19,965  PEE-PEE TIME.  316 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,212  OOH!  317 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:35,114  THOMAS!   SHIT!  318 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:38,751  JUST FOR THAT, I'M GONNA FUCKING       DUMP OUT ALL YOUR TREATS.  319 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,119  OH, GOD.  320 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,188  FUCK.  321 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,589      [muttering indistinctly]  322 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:46,725  [sniffing]  323 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,061  SHIT.   FUCK ME.  324 00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:52,665  - PAUL?  325 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,967  - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  326 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,937    I JUST GOT A VERY LITTLE BIT       FROM MYK.  327 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,605  - OH, GOD!   - I KNOW, HONEY.  328 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,574  THAT JOB JUST WASN'T   VERY GOOD FOR ME.  329 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,976  I WAS TRYING TOO HARD TO FIT IN       WITH THE YOUNG GUYS, I THINK.     330 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,812  - COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST STARTED   TEXTING A LOT?  331 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,848  - [giggles]   YEAH.  332 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,282     - PAUL, DID YOU REALLY QUIT      333 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:16,121  OR DID YOU GET FIRED   FOR DOING DRUGS?  334 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,190  - THEY ASKED ME TO TAKE   A RANDOM DRUG TEST,  335 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,860  AND SO I LEFT   AND I DIDN'T GO BACK.  336 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,295  - YOU THINK I'M SELFISH   FOR WANTING TO RUN A MARATHON?     337 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,431  WHAT IS MORE SELFISH   THAN DOING DRUGS?  338 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:26,866  - YOU'RE RIGHT.  339 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,100     MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE OFFERED       YOU SOME.  340 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,635     YOU COULD HAVE RUN FASTER.   [laughs]  341 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,770  - THIS IS NOT FUNNY.   - I KNOW.  342 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:32,838     - ADAM COULD HAVE FOUND IT.      343 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,840  THIS IS NOT GOOD   FOR YOUR HEALTH.  344 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,675  I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY--       YOU'RE NOT A KID ANYMORE.  345 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,344  - NO.       - I MEAN, DO YOU THINK--  346 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,045      DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE A--   AN ADDICTION?  347 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,280  - NO, HONEY.  348 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,615  - I MEAN, ARE--   DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?  349 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:43,883  - NO.  350 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,751  NO.  351 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,820  I SWEAR, HONEY.   I'M NOT A COKEHEAD.  352 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,788  LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO COPE.     353 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,223  I'M A COPEHEAD.  354 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,158     YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT YOU       TO WORRY ABOUT THE BILLS,  355 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,793      BUT THEY ARE STACKING UP.  356 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,696  YOU KNOW, AND I CALLED       THE INSURANCE LADY A CUNT  357 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,931  AND NOW I CAN'T GET HER   BACK ON THE PHONE.  358 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,866  I MEAN--HEY!   WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  359 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,134  - I'M STAYING.   FORGET THE MARATHON.  360 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,402  - NO.  361 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:04,703      - HOW DO YOU HELP SOMEONE   COME DOWN FROM COCAINE?  362 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,905  - NO.   - COFFEE? NO.  363 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,206  - ABSOLUTELY NOT.  364 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,240      IF I KEEP YOU FROM THIS,  365 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,242  THEN I WILL REALLY   FEEL TERRIBLE.  366 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,311  DON'T WORRY.  367 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,313  I WAS JUST FINISHING UP   WHAT MYK GAVE ME  368 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,748  AND NOW IT'S GONE.  369 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,049      OKAY, LOOK, MAYBE THERE'S   A TINY BIT LEFT,  370 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,752  BUT, YOU KNOW,   I'LL THROW IT AWAY.  371 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,587  HONEY, GO.  372 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:26,358  I WILL MEET YOU AT   THE FINISH LINE CLEAN AND SOBER.  373 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:29,561  - YOU PROMISE?  374 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,596  BECAUSE I NEED YOU.  375 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,031  - I PROMISE.  376 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,732  AND YOU CAN KICK ME IN THE BALLS   WHEN YOU GET THERE.  377 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,236  I'D DO IT MYSELF,   BUT MY LEGS DON'T BEND THAT WAY.  378 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,547  - EXCUSE ME.   EXCUSE ME.  379 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,416  I'M RUNNING THE RACE.   I KNOW I'M REALLY LATE.  380 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,151  I GOT STUCK AT HOME.   I COULDN'T FIND A PARKING SPOT.    381 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:53,752      SO I WAS JUST WONDERING--   - IS YOUR TAG ON?  382 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,054  - YEAH, IT'S, UH--  383 00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,755  OH, YEAH, UM.  384 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,425  I REG--ALL REGISTERED.   UH, LEE FALLON.  385 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,592  - OKAY.  386 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,528  YOUR TIME STARTS       WHEN YOU CROSS THE POST.  387 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:03,595  GOOD LUCK, LEE.  388 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,764      - THAT--THAT'S ALL I HAVE   TO DO?  389 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,499  - YEAH.  390 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,535  - OKAY, THANK YOU.  391 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,716  [sig]  392 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,519  - HEY!  393 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:28,954     - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?  394 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,724  - YOU KEPT ME GOING.       I'M GONNA KEEP YOU GOING.  395 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,258      JUST THINK WARM THOUGHTS.  396 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,661  A CRACKLING FIRE.  397 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:38,397  - A THICK, DOWN-FILLED BLANKET.    398 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,100  - HOT, STEAMY PUSSY.  399 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,355  - [sniffs]  400 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:04,757  - OOH, I GOT ONE.  401 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,859    WHEN YOU TRY ON A JACKET YOU           HAVEN'T WORN IN A WHILE,  402 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,028  YOU REACH IN THE POCKET   AND YOU FIND $20.  403 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,996  TOTALLY TERRIFIC!  404 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,098  - OH, WHEN YOU CUT   A REALLY WET FART  405 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,633      AND YOU'RE SURE YOU SHIT   YOUR PANTS,  406 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,602  AND THEN YOU CHECK   AND YOU DIDN'T.  407 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,037  THAT'S PRETTY TERRIFIC.  408 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:21,073  [cheering]  409 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,283  - ADAM?   IT'S DR. MAUER.  410 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,185  - HEY.      DID YOU COME TO SEE MY MOM?      411 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,787  - YEAH, YEAH.      I SUPPORT ALL MY PATIENTS,  412 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,022     BUT SHE'S WORTH COMING OUT   IN THE COLD FOR.  413 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,624  - YEAH.  414 00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:41,393      I THINK SHE'S--SHE'S ONE   OF THE LAST ONES.  415 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,761  - THAT'S OKAY.  416 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,397  - YEAH.   YEAH, IT'S OKAY.  417 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:49,701  [cheering]  418 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:53,839  DID YOU ALWAYS WANT   TO BE A DOCTOR  419 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,641  OR DID YOUR PARENTS   FORCE YOU INTO IT?  420 00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,377    - NO, I WAS ALWAYS INTERESTED          IN SCIENCE AND CHEMISTRY.  421 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,983  - DO DOCTORS GET A LOT OF TAIL?    422 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:08,520  - AS MUCH AS WE CAN   STAY AWAKE FOR.  423 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:12,391      - NUMBER 47: WHEELCHAIRS.  424 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,094  SO BRILLIANT, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T      HAVE TO USE YOUR FEET.  425 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,228  OW!  426 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,529     IF SOMEONE GAVE ME A CHOICE      427 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,365  BETWEEN PEACE ON EARTH      OR A WHEELCHAIR RIGHT NOW,  428 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,201  I'D TAKE A WHEELCHAIR.  429 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,470  OW!   I'M--I'M OUT.  430 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,705  I'M DONE, CATH.   I CAN'T DO IT.  431 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:27,873      NO, YOU--YOU KEEP GOING.  432 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,475  IF YOU STOP NOW,       YOU'LL NEVER START AGAIN.  433 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,376      I'M ALREADY FROZEN HERE.   - ARE YOU SURE?  434 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,011  - YEAH, GO.   I--  435 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,948  GOD, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE   TELL ME TO WEAR A BRA?  436 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,316  OH, GOD!   MY--  437 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,151    THE CHAFING IS SUCH A BITCH.      438 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,353    IT'S LIKE SOMEONE RAZORED ME       IN MY BOOBIES.  439 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:43,455  GO! KEEP GOING!   GO!  440 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,691  - OKAY.   - GO!  441 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:46,792  GO, CATH!  442 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:49,528  [phone trilling]  443 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:50,696  - I'M SORRY.  444 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,064  DAISY MARTINEZ IS AWAY       FROM HER DESK RIGHT NOW.  445 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,133  - OH, JEEZ.   [grunts loudly]  446 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,105  - HEY!  447 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,475  MILE SEVEN!   WAY TO GO!  448 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,647  - MOM!   MOM.  449 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,415  YOU OKAY?  450 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,285  - FINE.  451 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,354  OH, YOU CAME.   OH, HOW SWEET.  452 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:16,588  YOU'RE HOLDING MY HAND.  453 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,457     - YOU--YOU'VE GOT A SLIGHT   ARRHYTHMIA.  454 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,893     - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT,   BUT I DEFINITELY HAVE A CRAMP.     455 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,461     - ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S--   LET'S SIT DOWN.  456 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,796     - THAT OR SOMEONE'S TRYING     TO CUT ME IN TWO WITH AN AXE.     457 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,098      - ALL RIGHT, JUST COME ON   OVER HERE, OKAY?  458 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,099  - NO.   - YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN.  459 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:30,068  - I CAN'T.   I CAN'T STOP.  460 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,136  - ALL RIGHT, ADAM,   WOULD YOU GRAB  461 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,337  ONE OF   THOSE COCONUT WATERS?  462 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,605  - YEAH, TOTALLY.  463 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,274  - CATHY, WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE      TRYING TO PROVE,  464 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:36,408      YOU PROVED IT, ALL RIGHT?  465 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,910  YOU'RE STRONG.   YOU'RE AMAZING.  466 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,811  FUCKING NUTS.   WE GET IT.  467 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,247      - WHAT'S THE WORST THING   THAT COULD HAPPEN?  468 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,283     - YOUR IRREGULAR HEARTBEAT      COULD CAUSE CARDIAC ARREST  469 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,784    AND YOU COULD DIE BEFORE YOU       HIT THE FINISH LINE.  470 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:48,086  - EH.  471 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,256  I'M NOT GIVING UP.  472 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,424    - WELL, THEN I GUESS I WILL.      473 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:53,692  ALL RIGHT, DRINK THAT.  474 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:54,993  THAT'LL REPLENISH   YOUR ELECTROLYTES.  475 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,428  - THANKS.  476 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:57,963  AND YOU, YOU SHOULD GO   TO YOUR PARTY.  477 00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,531  - WHAT?   ARE YOU SURE?  478 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:00,699  - YEAH.  479 00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,367  I'M NOT DOING TOO WELL   ON TIME HERE.  480 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:03,435  GO.  481 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,470  RING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH MIA.     482 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:06,972  HAVE FUN.  483 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:10,042  - OKAY.  484 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:14,146      - I HAVE TO STOP TALKING.  485 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,148  - CHANGE YOUR SOCKS   WHEN YOUR BLISTERS  486 00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:17,849    START BLEEDING THROUGH, OKAY?     487 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,951  AND, UH, KEEP A SONG   IN YOUR HEAD  488 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,553  SO YOU DON'T OBSESS   ABOUT THE COLD.  489 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:22,888  - GOTCHA.  490 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,462  - CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING ELSE?    491 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:33,131  - SURE.  492 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:37,736    - HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU THINK       SHE HAS LEFT?  493 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:39,271      - STATISTICALLY, SOMEONE       WITH YOUR MOM'S DIAGNOSIS  494 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:40,906  COULD LIVE ANYWHERE     FROM TEN MONTHS TO TWO YEARS.     495 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:43,909      - SO WHAT HAPPENS IF THE     CLINICAL TRIALS STOP WORKING?     496 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,011  - THE METS WILL START   AFFECTING HER ORGANS  497 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:48,280  AND HER ORGAN FUNCTION.  498 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,715  IN YOUR MOM'S CASE,   SHE MIGHT START  499 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,049      HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING.  500 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,453     - WILL SHE STOP REMEMBERING       WHO WE ARE AND STUFF?  501 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:58,724  - THAT COULD HAPPEN     IF A MET FORMS IN HER BRAIN,      502 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,425  BUT FROM WHAT I KNOW   OF YOUR MOM'S CASE,  503 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:03,629  THERE'S NONE THERE NOW.  504 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,631  LOOK, ADAM...  505 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,633  THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT   JUST BEAT THE ODDS.  506 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:11,036  LIKE, YOUR MOM   IS RUNNING--WALKING--  507 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:12,471  A MARATHON RIGHT NOW.  508 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:13,905  SO WHO KNOWS?  509 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:18,644  WE NEVER KNOW.  510 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:22,381  - OW, OW, OW.  511 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:25,884  [shivering]   ♪ BE FORGOT ♪  512 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,186  ♪ IN DAYS ♪  513 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:31,390  ♪ OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪  514 00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:35,727    ♪ SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE ♪      515 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:39,164  ♪ BE FORGOT ♪  516 00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:42,167  [dance music playing]  517 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,869  - HELLO, YES,   I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT  518 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,270  WITH DAISY MARTINEZ.  519 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,073  - OH, REALLY?   BECAUSE WE'RE CLOSED.  520 00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:49,941      - THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.  521 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:54,012  [indistinct chatter]  522 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,013  HEY, HAPPY NEW YEAR.  523 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,581  HEY, NICE TO SEE YOU.  524 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,384  HAPPY NEW YEAR.      HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!  525 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,353    HEY, HAS ANYBODY SEEN DAISY?      526 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:03,955     DO YOU KNOW WHERE DAISY IS?      527 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,757  WHERE'S DAI--  528 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,259  NO WAY!  529 00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:09,261  DAISY?   PAUL.  530 00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:11,196  JAMISON!  531 00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:12,931  WE TALKED ON THE PHONE.  532 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:14,333  GOD.  533 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,068  I THOUGHT YOU WERE      GONNA BE BIGGER AND UGLIER.      534 00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,202  I DID.  535 00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:19,604      - OUR OFFICES ARE CLOSED,   MR. JAMISON.  536 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:20,872  - OH, DAISY, PLEASE.  537 00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:21,873    AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH,      CALL ME PAUL.  538 00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,241  COME ON.   LOOK.  539 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,811      THIS WILL NOT TAKE LONG.   LOOK.  540 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:29,181  I AM TRULY SORRY ABOUT   THE WORD THAT I USED  541 00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:30,349  ON THE PHONE WITH YOU,  542 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:32,751  BUT I WAS JUST       KIND OF HOPING THAT MAYBE  543 00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:35,187     WE COULD SETTLE THIS THING   IN PERSON.  544 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,489      DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PEN?   [scattered whispering]  545 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,157  - I'VE ANSWERED YOUR COMPLAINT.    546 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,426      YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU JUST   DON'T LIKE MY ANSWER.  547 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:44,396     - NO, MY PROBLEM IS THERE'S       NO HUMANNESS TO IT.  548 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,497  YOU FU--  549 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,932  ALMOST CALLED THAT NAME AGAIN.     550 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,401      - I CAN'T HELP YOU, PAUL.  551 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:51,803  - I THINK YOU CAN,   BUT I THINK YOU WON'T.  552 00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:55,807    LOOK, DAISY AND I ARE ARGUING      OVER 2,700 BUCKS,  553 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,843     WHICH COME TO THINK OF IT,   IS PROBABLY ABOUT  554 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,278     HOW MUCH THIS SHINDIG COST,       YOU KNOW?  555 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:01,646  SO YOU'RE WELCOME,   EVERYBODY!  556 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,282  BUT, UH, WHY DON'T   I JUST LEAVE YOU  557 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,851    WITH SOMETHING ELSE TO THINK       ABOUT WHILE YOU DRINK?  558 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,954  YOU ALL WORK FOR      A HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANY,      559 00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,989  WHICH MEANS, NO DOUBT,     THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY COVERED      560 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:12,224  BY THE SAME INSURANCE.  561 00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:15,193  WELL, YOU BETTER HOPE   YOU DON'T GET SICK.  562 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,996  'CAUSE IF YOU GET DAISY   AND SHE, YOU KNOW,  563 00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:19,631  HADN'T HAD HER COFFEE   THAT DAY,  564 00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:22,200  AND SHE DECIDES   TO UNAPPROVE SOMETHING  565 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,436  SHE'S ALREADY APPROVED,   YOU'RE FUCKED!  566 00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:26,838      SHE MIGHT BE A LOT OF FUN   TO DRINK WITH,  567 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:29,207  BUT THIS CHICKIE   IS A FICKLE FUCKER.  568 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,910  SO DRINK TO YOUR HEALTH   WHILE YOU HAVE IT!  569 00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:34,746  TAKE A CAB HOME TONIGHT       TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL HOMES!  570 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,949  I, ON THE OTHER HAND,   PROBABLY HAVE TO SELL MY HOUSE,    571 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:40,118  WHICH REALLY SUCKS!  572 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:44,322     BECAUSE IF SHE GOES FIRST,   DAISY MCFICKLEBITCH,  573 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:47,993      I'M GONNA WANT TO BE ABLE      TO LIVE WHERE SHE LIVED...  574 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:53,031  AND STILL SMELL HER   IN OUR ROOM...  575 00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:56,134      SEE THE FURNITURE THE WAY   SHE ARRANGED IT.  576 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,677    IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING           FOR YOU TO THINK ABOUT...  577 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:10,215  AS YOU BRING IN   THE NEW YEAR.  578 00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:11,983     NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST EXCU--  579 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:15,086  I GOT TO GO SEE A LADY   ABOUT A RACE.  580 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,988  [groans]  581 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:18,056      [overlapping whispering]  582 00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,725  - ONE FOOT.   TWO FOOT.  583 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:22,160  ONE FOOT.  584 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,695  TWO FOOT.  585 00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:25,096  ONE FOOT.  586 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,465  TWO FOOT.  587 00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:27,799  ONE FOOT.  588 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,234  TWO FOOT.  589 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:30,335  RIGHT FOOT.  590 00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,938  [laughs]  591 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,239  ONE FOOT.  592 00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:35,340  TWO FOOT.  593 00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:36,842  WELL, TODAY--  594 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,444      TODAY, I RAN A MARATHON.   [laughs]  595 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,480  THAT'S WHAT I DID.   I RAN A MARATHON.  596 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:43,515  WHAT DID YOU DO   ON NEW YEAR'S EVE?  597 00:24:43,548 --> 00:24:45,150  [laughs]  598 00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:49,387  [cheers and applause]  599 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:51,990  - [sighs]   DAMN, IT'S COLD.  600 00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:53,058  - HEY!  601 00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:54,759    WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR PARTY?     602 00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,828    - WELL, THE GUY THAT I WANTED      TO KISS AT MIDNIGHT  603 00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:59,231      HAD SOMETHING MUCH COOLER   TO DO.  604 00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:01,566  AND BY COOL,   I MEAN FREEZING.  605 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,035  - LOOK, MIA, I'M REALLY SORRY.     606 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:07,772      - YOUR 400th TEXT STARTED   TO CONVINCE ME.  607 00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:09,207  - [chuckles]  608 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,475  YEAH, BUT I DON'T--  609 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,776  PLEASE JUST GO HOME   AND GET WARM.  610 00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:13,979  I'M JUST GONNA WAIT   FOR MY MOM TO SHOW UP  611 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,046    AND THEN I'LL COME FIND YOU.      612 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,081  I PROMISE.  613 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:17,249  - OKAY.  614 00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:18,950  - BUT IF IT'S NOT   BEFORE MIDNIGHT,  615 00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:21,553  YOU KNOW, PLEASE,   PLEASE DON'T KISS ANYBODY ELSE.    616 00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:25,924    - I DO LIKE IT WHEN YOU BEG.      617 00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:27,759  - PLEASE.  618 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:28,960  PLEASE?  619 00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:32,898  PLEASE? PLEASE?   PLEASE? PLEASE?  620 00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:35,901    [Straight No Chaser performs       Auld Lang Syne]  621 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:40,405  - ♪ AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND ♪    622 00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:41,640  - ♪ SHOULD AULD ♪  623 00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:46,011    - ♪ SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE       BE FORGOT ♪  624 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:49,548  ♪ AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪     625 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:51,483    - ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪      626 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:55,120  - ♪ AND HERE'S A HAND   MY TRUSTY FRIEND ♪  627 00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:56,621  - IT'S MOM!  628 00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:58,523  - COME ON, CATHY!   - YEAH, MOM!  629 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,158  - THAT'S MY SISTER!  630 00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:01,626  THAT'S MY SISTER!  631 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:03,028     CROSSING THE FINISH LINE--  632 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,529  TOTALLY TERRIFIC!  633 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,864  [voices begin to echo]   COME ON, CATH!  634 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,465  - COME ON, MOM!     - YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, BABY!      635 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,134  COME ON, CATH!   - COME ON, MOM!  636 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:10,435  JAMISON!  637 00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:11,770  - JUST A FEW MORE FEET!  638 00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:15,006  - YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!   - YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!  639 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,313  - [mouths silently]   THANK YOU.  640 00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:22,647  - ♪ AULD LANG SYNE ♪  641 00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:25,383    - ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪      642 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,818     ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪  643 00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:28,053    - ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪      644 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,387    - ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪       - COME ON, CATH!  645 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,589  - YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!  646 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:31,690    - ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪      647 00:26:31,723 --> 00:26:32,891  - DO IT, BABY!   YOU'RE RIGHT HERE!  648 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,559  - ♪ SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE ♪     649 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,962  - [giggles]  650 00:26:36,995 --> 00:26:39,664  EVERYBODY CAME.  651 00:26:39,698 --> 00:26:40,899  - YEAH, EXCEPT DAD'S   NOT HERE YET.  652 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,001      - ♪ BE BROUGHT TO MIND ♪  653 00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:44,369  - ♪ SHOULD AULD ♪  654 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:49,307    - ♪ SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE       BE FORGOT ♪  655 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:55,046  ♪ AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪     656 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,147  - ♪ FOR AULD ♪  657 00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:57,482  - ♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE,   MY DEAR ♪  658 00:26:57,515 --> 00:26:59,217  - ♪ FOR AULD ♪  659 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,519    - ♪ OOH, FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪     660 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,555  ♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE,   MY DEAR ♪  661 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:04,823  ♪ FOR AULD ♪  662 00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:06,057      - ♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪  663 00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:07,325  ♪ WE'LL TAKE ♪  664 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:11,029  - ♪ WE'LL TAKE A CUP   OF KINDNESS YET ♪  665 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:15,166  ♪ FOR DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪     666 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,602    - ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪      667 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,204     ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪  668 00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:23,041    - ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪         - ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪      669 00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:25,310     ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪  79715

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