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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,609  - PREVIOUSLY   ON  THE BIG C...  2 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:12,545  - I LIKE THE WAY YOU ROLL, MYK.     - I LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.     3 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:15,982  - I'M THINKING     OF PROPOSING TO REBECCA.  4 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:17,817  - THAT IS TERRIFIC.  5 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:19,486  YOU REALLY THINK   ACUPUNCTURE COULD HELP?  6 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:21,087    - WHAT, NOW YOU'RE INTERESTED      'CAUSE IT'S HIS IDEA?  7 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:22,555  - I'M CURIOUS.  8 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:24,157    - YOU WEREN'T CURIOUS WHEN     I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT MY GUY.     9 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,059  - MY WOMAN SPECIALIZES   IN CANCER PATIENTS.  10 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:28,061  - UM, YOU'RE ANNOYING.  11 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,630  - I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING       CATHY'S CANCER FRIEND...  12 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,832  - [laughs]     - AND HER REGULAR FRIEND TOO.     13 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:34,601  - SICK PEOPLE   NEED SICK FRIENDS.  14 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:38,438  - MY NAIL'S GONE.   THE DRUGS ARE WORKING.  15 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:51,818  [Leftover Cuties'   Game Called Li]  16 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:53,887  - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪  17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:58,825    ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪  18 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:02,495  ♪ STEP OUT ♪  19 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:07,300    ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪  20 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:13,106  ♪ IS THIS   SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪  21 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:17,944  ♪ WILL SOMEONE   WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪  22 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:23,283    ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST   A GAME WE PLAY ♪  23 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:28,321  ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪  24 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:46,005  - [breathing heavily,   coughs]  25 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:47,474  - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?  26 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:48,842  - YEAH, YEAH.  27 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,578  I JUST RAN 5 MILES,   AND IT FELT LIKE 6 1/2.  28 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:55,215    I HAVE A PAIN IN THE NECK.   THAT'S NOT A METAPHOR.  29 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,183    - WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN   FOR A SECOND?  30 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,052  - I'M OKAY.  31 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,487  I'VE GOTTEN USED   TO ALWAYS HAVING  32 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:02,956    A LITTLE PAIN SOMEWHERE,   YOU KNOW?  33 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,291  - SPEAKING OF PAIN, HAVE YOU HAD   ANY COOL SIDE EFFECTS  34 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,860  FROM OUR DRUGS YET--  35 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:11,030    BUTT RASH, CANKER SORES,     FINGERNAILS FALLING OFF?  36 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:12,932    - UH, A BIRD POOPED ON  ARM   WHILE I WAS RUNNING.  37 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:14,701  THAT ISN'T   A SIDE EFFECT, IS IT?  38 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,102  - [chuckles]  39 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:18,771  - HOW ABOUT YOU?  40 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:20,773  - NOT YET.  41 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:22,475  WHAT ARE YOU DOING   FOR THANKSGIVING?  42 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,310  YOU VOLUNTEERING   AT A HOMELESS SHELTER  43 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,812    OR MENTORING HOMELESS YOUTH  44 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,915  [laughing]     OR SOMETHING ELSE HEROIC?  45 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,450    - THERE IS A HARD-BOILED EGG       IN MY FRIDGE  46 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:31,751    THAT IS NOT GONNA EAT ITSELF.     47 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:34,954  - OKAY, THAT IS NO WAY   TO SPEND THE DAY.  48 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,789    NO, YOU COME TO MY HOUSE.  49 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:38,358  EAT REAL FOOD.  50 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:39,659    - OH, I'M SURE YOUR FAMILY  51 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,628    DOESN'T WANT AN INTERLOPER   HANGING AROUND.  52 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:44,130  - NO. TH--TH--     THEY'LL--THEY'LL LOVE IT,  53 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:46,299  JUST AS LONG AS THEY DON'T HAVE     TO GO TO MY FATHER'S  54 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:47,800  AND LISTEN     TO MY ANOREXIC STEPMOTHER  55 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,469  TALK ABOUT FOOD   SHE'LL NEVER EAT  56 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:51,704    AND WATCH MY FATHER WATCH TV.     57 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:53,373  - SOUNDS VERY META.  58 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,308  - OR "SUCKY,"   AS ADAM WOULD SAY.  59 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:57,310  SO WE'RE JUST GONNA BE   AT HOME,  60 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,145  AND I'M GONNA HOST   MY FIRST THANKSGIVING,  61 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:00,780  AND DAD IS NOT INVITED.  62 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:03,516  SEAN'S GONNA GET   AN ECO-FRIENDLY TURKEY  63 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,884  FROM SOMEBODY,  64 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:06,753  AND I'M JUST GONNA MAKE   ALL THE SIDES I LOVE,  65 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,855    WHETHER THEY HAVE SOMETHING   TO DO WITH THANKSGIVING OR NOT.    66 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,925  WE'RE JUST GONNA,   YOU KNOW...  67 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,060  HAVE FUN.     - YOU SURE YOU WANT ME THERE?     68 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,061  - YES.  69 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:16,896  I WANT TO BE SURROUNDED  70 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:19,032  BY MY FAMILY   AND MY MOLE MATE.  71 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,567  - [chuckles]     - SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE  72 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:23,369  THANKSGIVING DAY FOOD,     OR ANY FOOD, FOR THAT MATTER?     73 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,938    AH. WELL, MY MOM'S PEOPLE   ARE FRENCH,  74 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,607  AND SHE USED TO MAKE     A PRETTY AWESOME BASQUE CAKE,     75 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:31,611    WHICH I STILL DREAM ABOUT     AND TRY TO TASTE IN MY MIND.      76 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,780  - I AM GONNA FIND   THE RECIPE ONLINE,  77 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:34,981    AND I WILL BAKE IT FOR YOU.  78 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:36,616  - YOU REALLY   DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.  79 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:39,285  I-IT'S GOT TWO LAYERS OF PASTRY     AND A CREAM CENTER,  80 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:41,087    AND IT'S JUST A WHOLE THING.      81 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:44,891    - TURKEY AND BASQUE CAKE.  82 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:48,261  YOU IN?   - SURE.  83 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:51,998  I WILL JUST, UH, THROW SOME HEAT     ON MY NECK AND GRAB A SHOWER.     84 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:55,001    - GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU SMELL     LIKE SWEAT AND BIRD POO.  85 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,502  - OH, YOU CAN LET   YOURSELF OUT.  86 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:57,971  - ALL RIGHT.   2:00, MY HOUSE.  87 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,505  GOBBLE.   GOBBLE, GOBBLE.  88 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,109    - HEY, HAPPY THANKSGIVING,   FRIEND...  89 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,245  WHATEVER THAT MEANS.  90 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,746    TIME TO BE GRATEFUL, YES?  91 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,248  - YEAH, I'M ESPECIALLY GRATEFUL    92 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,583    FOR THE FUCKING HEALTH-CARE   SYSTEM IN THIS COUNTRY,  93 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,753  WHICH IS RETROACTIVELY DENYING      ME A $3,000 BILL.  94 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,121  - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?  95 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:16,456  - YOU WANT TO KNOW   WHAT THAT MEANS, MYK?  96 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,091    THAT MEANS THAT THEY SAID,   "OKAY, WE'LL PAY IT."  97 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,592  THEN THEY SAID,     "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?  98 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,594  WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY IT.     WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK."  99 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,429  THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS.   ISN'T THAT NICE?  100 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:24,964  IT'S LOVELY.  101 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:26,766  - AT LEAST WE MADE DOUBLE TIME      AND A HALF TODAY.  102 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,768    I'M VERY GRATEFUL FOR THAT.   - [sighs]  103 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,270  YOU KNOW   WHAT I'M GRATEFUL FOR?  104 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,138    I'M GRATEFUL FOR THE FACT   THAT YOU ARE COMING  105 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,773  OVER TO MY HOUSE   FOR THANKSGIVING.  106 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,309    AND I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING     I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO,  107 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:39,812    SOMETHING THAT I HAVE, LIKE,       LAID AWAKE AT NIGHT DREAMING OF,  108 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,114  SOMETHING   THAT I'VE RESEARCHED  109 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,849  AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING   WHEN I COULDN'T SLEEP.  110 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:44,117  - WHAT IS THIS THING?  111 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,885  WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL,   MAGICAL THING?  112 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:47,787  - MY DEAR NEW FRIEND...  113 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:51,124    I AM GONNA DEEP-FRY A TURKEY.      - OH.  114 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,625    - OH, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE   SO MOIST.  115 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,460  I'M SO EXCITED.     I'M JUST GONNA LET THE JUICES     116 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,795  DRIBBLE DOWN MY CHIN   LIKE THAT--  117 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,297    NO APOLOGIES, JUST LIKE THAT.     118 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,299  - I AM LOOKING FORWARD   TO TURKEY,  119 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,200    BUT MOSTLY, I CANNOT WAIT   TO SEE ANDREA TONIGHT.  120 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,069    I LIKE HER VERY MUCH, PAUL.  121 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:07,006  I LIKE LOOKING AT HER.   I LIKE TALKING TO HER.  122 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:09,742    SHE PUTS A SKIP IN MY STEP.  123 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:12,045  - REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU.   I-I LIKE HER TOO--  124 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,346    I MEAN, NOT THE WAY YOU DO.  125 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,714  I JUST MEAN...   - YEAH.  126 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:15,915  - SHE'S A GREAT GIRL.  127 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:17,383    SO I'LL SEE YOU LATER ON?  128 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:19,118  - YES.   - ALL RIGHT.  129 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:22,255  YOU GOT THE ADDRESS?   - YES, SIR.  130 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,481    - I WOULD'VE GONE WITH ONES  131 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,516    WITH FAUX DIAMOND HEARTS   ON THEM.  132 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:53,453  THEY SAY, "I'M GIRLY,   BUT I CAN SCRATCH YOU."  133 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,254  - NO, CATHY'S NOT A SCRATCHER.     134 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:57,123  - AND I'M TRYING   TO BE SUBTLE.  135 00:05:57,123 --> 00:06:00,126  PROMISE ME YOU GUYS WILL NOT SAY     ANYTHING TO LEE ABOUT MY NAILS.  136 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:02,061  I MEAN, HE'S NOT HAVING     THE SAME SIDE EFFECTS I AM,  137 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:03,563  AND I DON'T WANT HIM   TO FEEL BAD.  138 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:04,931  - PROMISE.  139 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,399    - SO, SINCE YOU'RE LOSING   YOUR NAILS,  140 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,067    THAT MEANS YOU'RE LOSING   YOUR CANCER?  141 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:10,269    - WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE HOPE   IS HAPPENING.  142 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:13,573    - I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT     THAT MY TUMORS SPROUTED WINGS     143 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,074    AND FLEW OUT OF MY MOUTH.  144 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:16,609  I REMEMBER   CALLING OUT TO THEM,  145 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:19,045  "COME BACK   IF YOU NEED ANYTHING."  146 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,013  - [laughing]   - WHY WOULD I SAY THAT?  147 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:23,349  - BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOM.   [gasps]  148 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,918  GOD, I LOVE   YOUR ENGAGEMENT RING.  149 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,621  I NEVER NOTICED IT.   IT'S SO PRETTY.  150 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:30,123  - REALLY?   - YEAH.  151 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,258    - I'VE NEVER REALLY LOVED IT.      IT WAS MY MOM'S.  152 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,660  MY DAD GAVE IT TO PAUL     WHEN HE WAS GOING TO PROPOSE.     153 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:36,929  HE WAS SO PROUD.     HE THOUGHT IT WAS SO SPECIAL.     154 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:39,265  AND AS SOON   AS I OPENED THAT BOX,  155 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:42,602  I THOUGHT,   "OH, NO, NOT MOM'S UGLY RING."     156 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,637  - [chuckles]     WELL, I LOVED YOUR MOTHER,  157 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,472  AND I LOVE THAT RING.  158 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:48,941    - WELL, THEN I'LL LEAVE IT   TO YOU IN MY WILL.  159 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:52,145  - DON'T GET ALL DARK.   THE TUMORS FLEW AWAY, REMEMBER?    160 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,614  BUT I DO WANT A RING   ON MY FINGER SO BAD,  161 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:56,082  I CAN TASTE IT.  162 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,117  - I CAN'T BELIEVE   YOU WANT TO MARRY SEAN.  163 00:06:58,117 --> 00:07:00,486  HE LOOKS LIKE JESUS,   ONLY ANGRIER.  164 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:03,089    MAYBE I'LL START CALLING YOU         "MAGS" FOR MARY MAGDALENE.  165 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,558  - HIS MOTHER?   - NO, HIS PROSTITUTE GIRLFRIEND.  166 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:06,626  READ A BIBLE.  167 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:07,727    - THAT'S WHY I WANT A RING,  168 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,395  'CAUSE I FEEL   KIND OF PROSTITUTE-Y  169 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:11,297  BEING KNOCKED UP   AND NOT MARRIED.  170 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:13,900  - WOW.     THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU.      171 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,401  - EXACTLY.  172 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:16,936    AND MAYBE IT'S THE HORMONES,      173 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,071    BUT I DON'T WANT MY DAUGHTER       TO KNOW ME  174 00:07:19,071 --> 00:07:22,775  AS CRAZY, INDEPENDENT,   DRINKS-RUM-WITH-OMELETS REBECCA.  175 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,210  I WANT HER TO PLAY   WITH MY RING  176 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:27,013  AND ASK ME HOW MOMMY AND DADDY      FELL IN LOVE.  177 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:28,781  [chuckles]   I HEAR MYSELF TALKING,  178 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,784  AND IT MAKES ME A LITTLE SICK,      BUT IT'S TRUE.  179 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:32,885  - THAT'S NICE.  180 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:34,120  - I LOVE WEDDINGS.  181 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,688  I'VE GOT MINE ALL PLANNED OUT.     182 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,623  - DOES MYK KNOW?  183 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,258  - DON'T MAKE   A BLACK GIRL BLUSH.  184 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:41,494  I'VE HAD IT PLANNED     LONG BEFORE I EVEN MET HIM.  185 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,696    HE'S GOT TO EARN THE RIGHT   TO RIDE MY DREAM.  186 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,598  - I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE.  187 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,667  - THANK YOU, MAGS.  188 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,268  [door closes]   - GOT IT.  189 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:50,670  GOT THE TURKEY.  190 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,472  SAY HELLO AND GOOD-BYE.  191 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,639  HEY, HONEY.   - HI.  192 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,242  - HOW ARE YOU?   HOW YOU FEELING?  193 00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:57,743  - FAT IN THE THIGHS.   - OH.  194 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,078  - [gasps]   OH.  195 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:01,147  I-I THINK I JUST FELT   HER FIRST KICK.  196 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,815  SHE KNOWS YOUR VOICE.  197 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,817  - OH.   - EXCUSE ME.  198 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,686  EXCUSE ME!  199 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,488  WHY IS IT ALIVE?  200 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,755  - EXACTLY.  201 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:12,258    THIS GUY WON'T KILL THEM.  202 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:13,960    CAN I GO TO BRENT'S, PLEASE?      203 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,194  - ON THANKSGIVING DAY?   NO.  204 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:16,629  SEAN.   - HMM?  205 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,030  - WHY DID I PUT YOU     IN CHARGE OF THE TURKEY?  206 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:20,299  YOU SAID THAT IT WAS GONNA BE--       - IT WAS GOING TO BE ORGANIC      207 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:22,368  AND FREE-RANGE     AND FROM MY FRIEND'S FARM.  208 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,704  KILLING IT OURSELVES--  209 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,973  IT GIVES US     THE OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN.  210 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:29,242    - WHY WOULDN'T YOU BRING IT     TO ME HEADLESS AND NAKED  211 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,910  LIKE GOD INTENDED?  212 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,345    - WELL, LIVING AUTHENTICALLY      213 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,380  MEANS BEING IN TOUCH     WITH THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.  214 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,449    I AM JUST GOING TO TEACH   YOUNG ADAM HERE  215 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,885  WHAT I'LL BE TEACHING   MY OWN KID SOON ENOUGH.  216 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,186  WHENEVER POSSIBLE,  217 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,689    YOU SHOULD PLANT OR KILL   YOUR OWN FOOD.  218 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,828  - IT'S LIKE HE HAS     SOME WEIRD POWER OVER ME.  219 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:55,067  - HI.  220 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,569  - HEY.   I HOPE YOU LIKE WINE.  221 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,104  - OH.   COME ON IN.  222 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:00,172    HERE, JUST--YOU CAN PUT IT   RIGHT OVER THERE.  223 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:02,141  - TO BE HONEST,     I ESPECIALLY LIKE A HOLIDAY  224 00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:04,010    WHERE SOMEONE GETS TOO DRUNK       TO STAND,  225 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,545    EVEN IF IT HAS TO BE ME.  226 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,880    OH, IF WE DRINK ALL OF THAT,         NOBODY'S GONNA REMEMBER.  227 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,682  I'VE GOT TO GET   BACK TO WHISKING.  228 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,684    THAT BASQUE CAKE IS NO JOKE.      229 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,853  - OH, YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO--   - NO, I WANT TO.  230 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:16,255  ANDREA, LEE.   LEE, ANDREA.  231 00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:19,091  AND, ANDREA,     I NEED YOU TO PUT THESE...  232 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,393  PAPER TURKEYS--  233 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,028  TAPE THEM TOGETHER AND PUT THEM     ALL AROUND THE HOUSE.  234 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:23,563  THEY'RE SO CUTE.  235 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,764  THANKS.  236 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,299  - HEY.  237 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,834    I'M FAT, AND YOU'RE GAY,   SO WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET ALONG.    238 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:33,706    - WELL, THEN I BET WE WILL.   [chuckles awkwardly]  239 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:35,308  - HI.   REBECCA.  240 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,309  - HI. LEE.  241 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,843  UH, WINE?  242 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,278  - OH, I'M PREGNANT,  243 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:40,880    SO I'LL JUST BE SNIFFING   THE CORKS  244 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,848    AND TONGUE-KISSING PEOPLE   WHO ARE DRINKING.  245 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:44,517  - OKAY.   - NICE TO MEET YOU.  246 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,985  - YOU TOO.   [door opens]  247 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,187  - HEY!  248 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,388  - OH, HEY.  249 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,857  - COME GIVE DADDY BEAR   A BIG HUG!  250 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:54,060    - GOOD TO SEE YOU--[grunts]   - OH-HO-HO!  251 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:57,363    - HOW ARE YOU DOING, PAUL?     - OH, I'M DOING GOOD NOW.  252 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,031  LET ME TAKE THESE   OFF YOUR HANDS.  253 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:01,267  - OKAY.  254 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,703    - SO WHAT DO WE DO EXACTLY?  255 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,339  - YEAH.  256 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:09,542  UM, ALL RIGHT,   FIRST, WE THANK IT.  257 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,710  - FOR WHAT?  258 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,578  IT MADE SO MUCH NOISE   IN THE CAR,  259 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,547    I THINK I'M DEAF IN ONE EAR.       - ALL RIGHT.  260 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:18,584  TURKEY, THANK YOU     FOR GIVING YOUR LIFE TO US  261 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:21,887  SO THAT WE MAY NOURISH   OUR BODIES WITH YOURS  262 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:25,224  AND GATHER STRENGTH   TO BE KIND,  263 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:27,326  GOOD, AND RECYCLE.  264 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,061    AND NOW YOU HAVE A CHOICE.  265 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:31,564    YOU CAN EITHER WRING ITS NECK      OR CHOP ITS HEAD OFF.  266 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,932  - NO WAY.  267 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,467  - WELL, UH,     I-IF YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT,  268 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,801  YOU HAVE TO KILL IT.  269 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,037    - WHY DO I HAVE TO KILL IT?   WHY DON'T YOU KILL IT?  270 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:40,573  - [sighs]   ALL RIGHT, UM...  271 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,841  WE WILL DO IT TOGETHER.  272 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:46,145  I'LL HOLD IT,   AND YOU CAN, UM, CHOP OR WRING.    273 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,981    - NO, I'M NOT DOING THAT.   OKAY, I'LL HOLD IT.  274 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,083  - ALL RIGHT, FINE.   FINE.  275 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,485  WHERE'S THE CLEAVER?  276 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,654  - GOOD-BYE, MARTY.  277 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,956    - WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?  278 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,059  - I JUST SAID GOOD-BYE   LIKE YOU DID.  279 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,527  - BUT...  280 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,195  YOU JUST NAMED HIM.  281 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:04,463  WHY DID YOU NAME HIM?  282 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:07,133  - I DON'T KNOW.   HE LOOKS--HE LOOKS LIKE A MARTY.  283 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,035  - [scoffs]   WELL, GREAT.  284 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,903  NOW WE CAN'T KILL IT.  285 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,739    NOW HE'S LIKE A-A MEMBER     OF THE FAMILY OR SOMETHING.  286 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:15,574    IT'S LIKE YOU JUST BREATHED   INTO HIS MOUTH  287 00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:16,942  AND GAVE HIM A SOUL.  288 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:19,178  - WAIT.   YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO KILL HIM.  289 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,880  - WELL, NO,     BECAUSE NOW HE HAS A NAME.  290 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,149  I MEAN, HE'S PROBABLY GOT       A-A FAVORITE COLOR OR SOMETHING.  291 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,817  - OH, MARTY. MARTY.   - MARTY.  292 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:27,253  MARTY, DON'T GO   INTO THE STREET.  293 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,821  DON'T GOT   INTO THE STREET, MARTY!  294 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:31,891  - ♪ IF YOU'RE WRONG ♪  295 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:34,660    ♪ I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT ♪      296 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:37,296  ♪ FEELING GOOD ♪  297 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:39,198  - HI.   - HELLO.  298 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,399  - I'M REBECCA.   - MYK.  299 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,568  - HAPPY THANKSGIVING.  300 00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,870  - HELLO, SWEETHEART.  301 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,006  [smooches]  302 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:49,141  HAPPY THANKSGIVING.  303 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:50,676  - WHAT THE--  304 00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:53,045  - [gasps]  305 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,748  AAH! I LOVE IT,   I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT!  306 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:58,884    - THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY,   BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.  307 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,820  [box snaps closed]   - YOU DON'T LOVE ME.  308 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,155  YOU DON'T KNOW ME.     WE'VE BEEN ON TWO DATES.  309 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:04,523  - BUT I LOVE   WHAT I KNOW SO FAR.  310 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,659  - [scoffs]   OH, DO YOU?  311 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,294    OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET     312 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,429  INTO MY PANTS     AS SOON AS YOU CAN, HMM?  313 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,964  AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS?  314 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,400    SUDDENLY YOU CANCEL OUR DATE       'CAUSE YOU HAVE A SINUS THING.     315 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,202  AND THEN I RUN   INTO YOU AT THE MALL  316 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,704    WITH SOME SKINNY BLONDE BITCH      ON YOUR ARM, RIGHT?  317 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:21,540  MM-MM.     I WILL NOT BE PLAYED, PLAYER.     318 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,775  I WILL NOT BE PLAYED.  319 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:25,077    [footsteps ascending stairs]      320 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,879    - NO TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING.     321 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,714  - WE'RE GONNA BE TURKEY LIGHT.     322 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:31,183  OH, LOOK,   IT'S CATHY'S CARETAKER.  323 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:34,253  DID YOU COME TO CONTROL CATHY'S       EXPERIENCE OF THANKSGIVING?  324 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,321  AWESOME.  325 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,890  - I CAME TO GET DRUNK   AND EAT CAKE.  326 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,391  - SEAN, WHAT HAPPENED?  327 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:40,760  - MARTY ESCAPED.  328 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,228  WE CHASED HIM   FOR, LIKE, SIX BLOCKS.  329 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,963  - WHO?   - TURKEY LURKY...  330 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:47,600    WENT OVER A FENCE IN KIND OF       A RUNNING, HOPPING, FLYING LEAP.  331 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,102  - I GOT FIVE GALLONS OF   PEANUT OIL HEATING UP OUTSIDE.     332 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,872  W-WHAT AM I GONNA FRY IN THAT?      - UH, YOUR ATTITUDE.  333 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,908  - MAYBE WE COULD ORDER A PIZZA.       I'M GETTING A LITTLE WOOZY.  334 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,710  - YOU JUST NEED   SOME PROTEIN, BABE.  335 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,911    I-I'LL GET YOU SOME NUTS.  336 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,880    - SO NOW HE'S JUST OUT THERE       COLD AND ALONE?  337 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,215  - OH, DON'T WORRY. THAT TURKEY        CAN TAKE CARE OF ITSELF.  338 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:06,585    THAT FUCKER WAS STRONG, FAST,        AND DEFINITELY HAD A PLAN.  339 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:09,922  - WOULD YOU MAKE ME   A SANDWICH?  340 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,158  - SURE.  341 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,560  - HEY, UH, DON'T LEAVE   'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY TURKEY.  342 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,529    SERIOUSLY, WE--WE GOT A TON   OF NUTS TO GO AROUND.  343 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,397  WHO ARE YOU?   - MY NAME IS MYK.  344 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,765    I'VE BEEN DATING ANDREA.  345 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,233  BUT SOMETHING WEIRD   JUST HAPPENED TO HER,  346 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,701  AND NOW I FEEL   LIKE I SHOULD LEAVE.  347 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,703  - UH, PEOPLE GET CRAZY   ON HOLIDAYS  348 00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:27,740    AND ESPECIALLY THIS ONE,   'CAUSE THIS IS A CRAZY HOLIDAY.    349 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,275  - IT'S ONLY   MY FIRST THANKSGIVING.  350 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,911  - YEAH? OH.     WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN IT, MYK.     351 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,712  PILGRIMS CAME OVER   TO THIS NEW LAND  352 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:37,383  FOR A "NEW START, LEAVE   THE PAST BEHIND" TYPE OF SITCH.    353 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,552  - HMM.   THAT SOUNDS OKAY.  354 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,087    - EXCEPT WE WERE TOO STUPID   TO GROW OUR OWN FOOD.  355 00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:43,589    SO WE BEGGED THE INDIANS  356 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,491    TO TEACH US HOW TO FARM,   WHICH THEY DID.  357 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,394    THEN WE GOT STRONG ENOUGH   TO BURN THEIR VILLAGES  358 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,995  AND KICK THEM OFF   THEIR OWN LAND,  359 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,398  AND THEN WE WERE LIKE,   "GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SMALLPOX."    360 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,567  THE ONLY REASON   I'M EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING  361 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,802    THIS TRAIN WRECK OF A HOLIDAY     362 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:59,238  IS 'CAUSE     I'M ON MOOD STABILIZERS.  363 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,606  [liquid pouring]  364 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,175  - EVERY STORE IN TOWN   IS OUT OF TURKEYS.  365 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,177  - AH.   NO BIG DEAL.  366 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,412  - OH, YEAH, WELL, WAIT.  367 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,013  YOU'RE A BUDDHIST.   YOU DON'T EAT MEAT.  368 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,049  - [chuckles]     I USED TO BE A VEGETARIAN  369 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,551  UNTIL ONE OF MY MEDS   MADE ME REALLY ANEMIC,  370 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:13,853    AND I STARTED EATING FISH,  371 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,788  WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE   A GATEWAY MEAT  372 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:19,191    TO CHICKEN, STEAK, VEAL--   YOU GET THE PICTURE.  373 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,527  I LOVE TURKEY,     BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?  374 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,163  - A LOT OF PEOPLE NEEDING NUTS.       - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.  375 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,265    IF YOU'D JUST LET ME BUY   A NORMAL TURKEY  376 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,167  FROM A STORE   INSTEAD OF INSISTING  377 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,735  THIS BE PART   OF YOUR SOCIAL AGENDA,  378 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,203  EVERYTHING   WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECT.  379 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,539  - OH, LOOK, MY SISTER'S HAVING        AN INAPPROPRIATE REACTION  380 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,040    TO SOMETHING INCONSEQUENTIAL.     381 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,476  MUST BE A HOLIDAY.  382 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:41,447  - YOU'RE NOT DOING   A VERY GOOD JOB CONTROLLING HER.  383 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:46,352  - YOU KNOW, ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA     FIND ALL THIS REALLY FUNNY.  384 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,053  SO WHY NOT LAUGH   ABOUT IT NOW?  385 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,123  A BIRD SHIT ON ME THIS MORNING,     AND I LAUGHED.  386 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:52,558  - AND I RESPECT THAT,  387 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,560  BUT THIS IS   MY FIRST THANKSGIVING--  388 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,896  - AND YOU'RE ACTING     LIKE IT'S GONNA BE YOUR LAST.     389 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,131  WHERE'S   YOUR CONFIDENCE, CATHY?  390 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:03,168  YOU WILL HAVE TURKEY   NEXT YEAR.  391 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,337  GET IN HERE.  392 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,075  - I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.   - HMM.  393 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,745  WE CAN STILL BASK   IN THE BASQUE CAKE.  394 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,014  - OH, CRAP. I FORGOT.     I'VE GOT TO ROLL THE DOUGH.  395 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:18,183  - O-OKAY,     I NEED SOMETHING TO FRY.  396 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:19,551  WHEAT THINS.  397 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,086    THEY'RE ALREADY CRUNCHY.   DAMN IT.  398 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,155  - WHAT ABOUT     MACARONI-AND-CHEESE BALLS?  399 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,858  WE MAKE THEM BACK HOME   IN MY BAR, AND THEY ARE DIVINE.    400 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,160    - WE'LL PUT THEM ON STICKS.   - YEAH.  401 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,828    - NO, NOT--NOT MY MACARONI.  402 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,002    JUST MAKE MINE EXTRA CRISPY.      403 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:39,505  - ATTAGIRL.  404 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,374  - SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU     USUALLY DO THANKSGIVING?  405 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,510    - UH, NOTHING SPECIAL...  406 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,713  ALTHOUGH I DID ONCE GET   TWO BLOW JOBS.  407 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,148  THAT WAS SPECIAL.   - WOW.  408 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,050  - ONE OF THE GUYS     WAS WEARING A PILGRIM HAT,  409 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,418    AND I WILL NEVER FORGET HIM.      410 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,519  - WOW.   - HMM.  411 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:56,188  - YOU GAY GUYS   REALLY PRIORITIZE SEX.  412 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:57,890  IT'S AWESOME.   - [chuckles]  413 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,858  - I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER EVEN        HAD SEX ON THANKSGIVING.  414 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:03,462    I'M ALWAYS SO--SO BLOATED   AND TIRED, YOU KNOW?  415 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,331  TRYPTOPHAN IS A BITCH.  416 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,467    - WELL, NO TURKEY TODAY,     JUST A LOT OF FRIED PASTA,  417 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,804    WHICH WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF, SO,     UH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S NEXT, HUH?  418 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,439  - OH.  419 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,907  - WHAT?  420 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,275  - HA HA!  421 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,344  SORRY, SUCKER.   YOU'RE GOING IN.  422 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,511    - WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?  423 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,280  - IT'S OUR LATEST   INSURANCE BILL.  424 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,649    IT LOOKS A HELL OF A LOT LIKE      OUR LAST THREE INSURANCE BILLS.    425 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,418    - MAKE IT SUFFER, PLEASE, ON       BEHALF OF ALL INSURANCE BILLS.     426 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,487  - DIE, BITCH.  427 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:32,057  - WHOA!   [both laughing]  428 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,959    - CAN I PLAY WITH YOU GUYS?  429 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,661    - YES, COME PLAY WITH US.   - COME PLAY WITH US.  430 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,997  - COME ON. I WILL BE RIGHT BACK     WITH ANOTHER BOTTLE.  431 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,498  - HERE.  432 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,101  - MM.   - BE MY GUEST.  433 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,872  - THESE ARE VERY GOOD.  434 00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:50,342  - HELL, YES.  435 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:54,413  HEY, UH...  436 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:58,017  - I NOTICED YOU LEAVING     WITH SOME CELL PHONES TODAY.      437 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,453  - OH, YES.     SOME GIFTS FOR SOME FRIENDS.      438 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,288  - YEAH, YOU'RE   A VERY GENEROUS FRIEND.  439 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:05,858    AND THAT NECKLACE YOU GOT   FOR ANDREA--  440 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,793  WOW, THAT'S EXPENSIVE.  441 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:11,363    I MEAN, IF YOU'RE MAKING   WHAT I'M MAKING AT THE MAX BUY,    442 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,932    YOU'RE MAKING YOUR DOLLAR     GO A LOT FARTHER THAN I AM.  443 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,601  WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?  444 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:19,071  - I LIVE WITH FOUR GUYS     IN A TWO-BEDROOM APARTMENT.  445 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,106  - BUDDY, LOOK...  446 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,308    I'LL CLEAN OUT MY BASEMENT.   YOU CAN LIVE THERE.  447 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,277    YOU CAN'T BE STEALING STUFF.      448 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,479    YOU KNOW, YOU'LL SCREW UP   YOUR ENTIRE FUTURE,  449 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,314  NOT TO MENTION   CORRODE YOUR SOUL.  450 00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:30,949  - ARE YOU TRYING   TO SCARE ME, PAUL?  451 00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,451    BECAUSE I DON'T SCARE EASILY.      - NO.  452 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,319    I'M TRYING TO REASON WITH     YOUR SENSE OF MORALITY, MAN.      453 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,789  PEOPLE THINK, OH,   THEY STEAL A LITTLE BIT OF STUFF  454 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,624  FROM A BIG COMPANY,   IT HAS NO EFFECT.  455 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,959  IT DOES HAVE AN EFFECT.   - REALLY?  456 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,729  DID YOU KNOW     THAT IN MAX BUY'S BUDGET,  457 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,297  THERE IS A LINE ITEM   THAT ACCOUNTS  458 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:49,635    FOR 3% OF THEIR MERCHANDISE   BEING LOST OR STOLEN?  459 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,303    I AM PROVING THEM RIGHT.  460 00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,005    EVERYBODY LIKES TO BE RIGHT.      461 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:57,743  SO IS IT TOO MUCH IF I ASK YOU      TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY?  462 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,959  - IS IT TOO MUCH     FOR ME TO ASK TO BE CUT IN?  463 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,866  - YEAH, LIKE WE NEED 100 PAPER        TURKEYS ALL AROUND THE HOUSE.     464 00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,368  SORRY MY MOM'S INSANE.  465 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,938    - DON'T YOU CRITICIZE HER.  466 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,474    SHE'S SICK AND JUST WANTS     TO MAKE IT A SPECIAL DAY.  467 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,109  YOU'RE JUST PISSY   BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS  468 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,977  WON'T LET YOU INVITE   A WHORE TO DINNER.  469 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,113  - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?  470 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,781    REBECCA SAYS YOU SHOVED MYK  471 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,950  AND ACCUSED HIM   OF DYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.     472 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,286    - MY PROBLEM IS GUYS LIKE YOU        WHO WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE  473 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,489  OF GIRLS WHO WANT   TO BE TREATED RIGHT.  474 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,957  YOU MAKE ME SICK.  475 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,626  - BELIEVE ME,   YOU'RE WAY TOO ANNOYING  476 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,129    TO JUST HANG OUT WITH IF HE     WANTED TO GET IN YOUR PANTS.      477 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,064  SO IT'S EITHER     HE REALLY LIKES YOU, ANDREA,      478 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,800  OR HE'S A BIGGER FREAK   THAN YOU ARE.  479 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,074  - HOW'S YOUR HOT DISH,   HOT DISH?  480 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,742  - PAUL, MOVE BACK.   THIS IS REALLY HOT.  481 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,512    - WOW. THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.       COULD I HAVE A PIECE?  482 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:09,314    - WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?      483 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,083  - CAN I HAVE   SOME SEX, PLEASE?  484 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,918    PLEASE CAN I HAVE SOME SEX?   - [laughs]  485 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,086  WHAT, NOW?  486 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,921  - YEAH.   - THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE.  487 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,357  - I'VE NEVER HAD SEX   ON THANKSGIVING.  488 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,925    IT'S A HOLIDAY OF IMBIBING.   WHO SAYS--  489 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,161  WHO SAYS THAT--     THAT YOU HAVE TO IMBIBE FOOD?     490 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,096  OH, THERE'S THE RUB.   THERE IT IS.  491 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,431  THERE'S THE RUB.   - OH, WHY DON'T WE--  492 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,500    WE CAN--WE CAN REVISIT THIS   WHEN WE'RE ALONE.  493 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,102  - BUT YOU SAID     YOUR TREATMENTS ARE WORKING,      494 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,203    AND YOU'RE FEELING BETTER.  495 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,704  - SHH.   - [inhales sharply]  496 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:34,806    - [softly] WE DON'T WANT LEE       TO KNOW, REMEMBER?  497 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:38,277    - LET'S JUST SNEAK UPSTAIRS.       WHO CARES IF ANYBODY HEARS US?     498 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,945  WHY HIDE IT?     LET'S BE OPEN ABOUT SEX.  499 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,313  LEE IS.  500 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,148  GOD, THAT MAN MAKES ME   SO FUCKING HORNY.  501 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,650    I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.  502 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,251  - STOP.  503 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,253    - COME ON, IT'S HOLIDAY TIME.        GIVE ME A LITTLE, TINY PIECE.     504 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,722  - CAKE IS DONE.   DINNER'S SERVED!  505 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:59,131  - THE THING IS,   YOU'RE TOO HANDSOME TO BE SICK.    506 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,465  - I THINK     THAT IS A VALID ARGUMENT.  507 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,000  I JUST DON'T KNOW   WHO TO MAKE IT TO.  508 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,204  - [laughs]   [overlapping chatter]  509 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,640  - BASQUE CAKE.  510 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,410  OKAY, EVERYBODY.   [laughs]  511 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,745  HAPPY THANKSGIVING!  512 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,314  [camera beeps, whirs]   YOU KNOW, I WAS--  513 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,783  I WAS GONNA APOLOGIZE   BECAUSE THERE'S  514 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,251  NO TURKEY ON THE TABLE.  515 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,786  BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?     THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,      516 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,921    YOU KNOW, THE MORE I REALIZED      I DON'T EVEN KNOW  517 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:26,525  IF I REALLY LOVE TURKEY     OR JUST THE IDEA OF TURKEY,  518 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,494  YOU KNOW, HOW IT     SORT OF COMPLETES THE PICTURE     519 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:32,364  IN MY MIND     OF THE PERFECT THANKSGIVING.      520 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:33,565  SO I'M SORRY, SEAN...  521 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,867  - NOT FORGIVEN.   - FOR WHINING ABOUT THE TURKEY,    522 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,336  BECAUSE, HONESTLY,  523 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,605  I'M A STUFFING GIRL,     AND WE GOT PLENTY OF THAT.  524 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,406    WE HAVE TWO DIFFERENT KINDS,       IN FACT,  525 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,208  AND I'M GONNA EAT IT   UNTIL I'M SICK.  526 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,611  OOPS TOO LATE.   [scattered laughter]  527 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:48,046    SO DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE  528 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,948  ANYTHING THEY WANT   TO BE HONEST ABOUT?  529 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:54,152    - I HONESTLY WANT TO GET LAID      THIS THANKSGIVING.  530 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:56,355  I AM TOUCHING MY WIFE     UNDER THE TABLE RIGHT NOW.  531 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,956  - STOP IT.   [laughter and murmurs]  532 00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,291  STOP IT!  533 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,193    - I AM HONESTLY DISGUSTED   BY THAT,  534 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,028  AND I WISH   I WAS AT BRENT'S HOUSE.  535 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,263  [scattered laughter]  536 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,664  - MAY I--   MAY I SAY SOMETHING?  537 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,032  - PLEASE.   SAY ANYTHING.  538 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,967  SAY IT IN RUSSIAN   IF YOU HAVE TO.  539 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:13,472  - TODAY I AM HONESTLY     VERY GRATEFUL TO BE HERE  540 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:16,842  WITH NEW FRIENDS   AND WITH SO MUCH FOOD  541 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,211  THAT DOESN'T SEEM   TO GO TOGETHER, BUT...  542 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,980  I AM--WANTED TO HEAR   MY GIRLFRIEND SAY  543 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:25,150    THAT SHE LOVED ME TODAY,   BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN,    544 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,652  AND THAT'S OKAY.  545 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:29,154    LOVING YOU IS STILL A GIFT   TO ME, ANDREA,  546 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,089  EVEN IF YOU DON'T   LOVE ME BACK.  547 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:33,659  AND I AM VERY GRATEFUL   FOR THAT FEELING.  548 00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:40,499  [Rebecca gasps]   - THIS IS YOUR FAULT.  549 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:41,900  YOU'RE SO BROKEN   THAT I THOUGHT  550 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,502  THAT EVERY GUY   WAS JUST LIKE YOU.  551 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:44,703  YOU'RE MESSED UP.  552 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:48,006    - I TOLD YOU HE LIKED YOU.   - HE LOVES ME.  553 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:49,574  AND I LOVE HIM TOO.  554 00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:50,709  - FOR REAL?  555 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:54,680  - AWW.  556 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,181  - NOW YOU'RE DROOLING   IN THE CHICKEN.  557 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,549  - OKAY.   - AWESOME.  558 00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,285  - HELL, YEAH.   HELL, YEAH.  559 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:04,556  - THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL   AND INSPIRING.  560 00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:07,192  - DON'T CRY.   HE SAID IT TO ME.  561 00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:08,760  - BUT HE'S RIGHT.  562 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,931  BEING IN LOVE     MAKES YOU FEEL REALLY GOOD,  563 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:16,568  AND IT MAKES YOU--  564 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:24,509  I WANT TO BE MARRIED   TO THIS MAN.  565 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,313    NOT--NOT BECAUSE I'M CARRYING      YOUR BABY AND I SHOULD,  566 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:30,615  BUT BECAUSE I...   I LIKE YOU...  567 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,919  BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.  568 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,455  YOU'RE--YOU'RE SUCH   A CRAZY NUT JOB,  569 00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,357  BUT YOU NEVER LIE.  570 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,259  I TRUST EVERY WORD     THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH,     571 00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:43,495  AND--AND...  572 00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:47,165    I CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR YOU   TELL OUR DAUGHTER  573 00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:50,302  ABOUT THE HAZARDS   OF CELL PHONES  574 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,804    AND ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS  575 00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:54,439  AND HOW THE ASIAN CARP   IS ENDANGERING  576 00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:57,776  THE FRAGILE ECOSYSTEMS   OF OUR RIVERS  577 00:22:57,776 --> 00:23:00,779    [laughing] AND--AND HOW SEEDS      TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY  578 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:04,216  BECAUSE THEY TURN     INTO THE MOST AMAZING PLANTS.     579 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,785  SO...  580 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:08,320  SEAN TOLKE...  581 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,222  - [squeals]  582 00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:13,625  - I--   - REBECCA...  583 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,494  REBECCA...  584 00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,162  WILL YOU MARRY ME?   - YES!  585 00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:19,965  - OH!   OH! HA HA!  586 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,400  HA HA!  587 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,803  - SHOULD WE GET UP NOW?  588 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,405  - [softly]   CATHY...  589 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:30,242    WOULD YOU GIVE HIM YOUR RING       TO GIVE TO ME?  590 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,078  - [chuckles]   ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  591 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,980  - YOU--YOU SAID   YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT,  592 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:37,149    AND YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE IT   TO ME ANYWAY.  593 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:40,018    - I'M NOT DEAD YET, REBECCA.         - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.  594 00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:41,286    - WHAT RING DON'T YOU LIKE?  595 00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:42,854  - I--  596 00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:45,157    I TOLD HER I DIDN'T LIKE   MY ENGAGEMENT RING,  597 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,125    BUT THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT,   BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PICK IT OUT.    598 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:48,527    - YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.  599 00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:50,695  I WOULD'VE BOUGHT YOU   A DIFFERENT RING.  600 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,664  - SEE? HE DOESN'T CARE.     YOU COULD JUST GET A NEW ONE.     601 00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:55,000  WE NEED A RECYCLED ONE.   IT'S PERFECT.  602 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,334  CATHY TOLD ME   THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE  603 00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:57,903  YOUR MOM'S RING,   AND WE CAN HAVE IT.  604 00:23:57,903 --> 00:23:59,938    - NO, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY   WHAT I SAID.  605 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,473  - WELL, TECHNICALLY,   I AM THE OLDEST,  606 00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:04,643  AND MOM PROBABLY   WOULD'VE WANTED ME TO HAVE IT,     607 00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:07,045    IF SHE HADN'T BEEN CONVINCED       THAT NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND    608 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:08,680  WOULD EVER MARRY ME.  609 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,348  OH, LOOK AT ME NOW, MA.  610 00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:12,050  - FINE. FINE.   HERE...  611 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:14,119  - OH!   - GREAT.  612 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,887  HERE, TAKE IT.  613 00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:17,789  - [groans]   - ARE YOU OKAY, HONEY?  614 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:18,990  - OH.  615 00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:21,159  - I JUST--I JUST THINK   I HAD TOO MANY NUTS.  616 00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:23,061  - OH, SIT DOWN.  617 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:24,963  - THAT'S FUNNY.  618 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,866  YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE THE   FAKE-NAIL-WEARING TYPE OF GAL.     619 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:29,801  - UM, YEAH,   YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES.  620 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,136  - UH-HUH.  621 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,138    - SPECIAL--SPECIAL OCCASIONS,      HOLIDAYS.  622 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,474  - OR WHEN YOU'RE, UH, COVERING      UP THE SIDE EFFECTS  623 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,142  OF THE TRIAL.   WHAT?  624 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,411  [chuckles awkwardly]     DID YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT THAT?     625 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:45,083  - I JUST--   I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FEEL BAD.     626 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,318  - WHY WOULD I FEEL BAD?  627 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,253  YOU DON'T THINK   I'M ROOTING FOR YOU?  628 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:50,555  - NO--OF COURSE.     AND I'M ROOTING FOR YOU,  629 00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:54,493    WHICH IS WHY I DIDN'T SAY--   - OH, OH, I GET IT.  630 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,495    YOU'RE NOT WORRIED THAT THIS         IS YOUR LAST THANKSGIVING.  631 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,230    YOU THINK THAT IT'S MINE.   - THAT'S NOT TRUE.  632 00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,564  - OH, COME ON.   COME ON.  633 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:02,367  EVERYBODY ELSE IS BEING HONEST.     WHY CAN'T YOU?  634 00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,270  - FINE.  635 00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,105  I THINK THINGS   ARE WORKING FOR ME  636 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:08,573  AND NOT FOR YOU.  637 00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:10,008    AND I DIDN'T WANT TO RUB   YOUR FACE IN IT,  638 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,776    BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU.  639 00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:14,112  AND IF THAT'S SO WRONG,     THEN EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING.  640 00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:16,581  - I HAVE STAYED ALIVE   FOR 12 YEARS  641 00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:17,949  THROUGH EIGHT CLINICAL TRIALS.     642 00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:19,618  HELL, I'M IN A TEXTBOOK   SOMEWHERE,  643 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:21,653  SO I DON'T NEED   YOUR FUCKING PITY...  644 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:23,054  OR YOUR PITY CAKE.  645 00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:24,456  [Rebecca gasps]   HEY!  646 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,558    YOU KNOW, WINE DOESN'T COME   OUT OF STUFF!  647 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:27,893    - I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU.     648 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:29,995  - LET'S JUST GET THINGS     BACK ON TRACK HERE, PEOPLE.  649 00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:32,430  - THE REALLY NOT VERY FUNNY JOKE   HERE IS ON YOU, CATHY,  650 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,132  BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW     IF YOU READ THE SMALL PRINT  651 00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:35,800  WHEN YOU SIGNED UP     FOR THAT CLINICAL TRIAL,  652 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,369  BUT THOSE DRUGS   DON'T CURE YOU.  653 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,304    - HEY! YOU KNOCK THAT OFF   IN FRONT OF MY KID!  654 00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,439  - I'M NOT A KID.   - BORROWING A MIRACLE  655 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:43,141  FROM A NONEXISTENT GOD,  656 00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:45,610  THE BEST THAT YOU CAN HOPE FOR      IS A LITTLE MORE TIME.  657 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:48,647    AND I REALLY, REALLY HOPE   YOU GET IT, CATHY,  658 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:52,617  BECAUSE YOU ARE     DEFINITELY NOT READY TO GO.  659 00:25:52,617 --> 00:25:54,286  - OKAY, I'M READY   FOR YOU TO GO.  660 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:55,820  - YEAH, ME TOO.   - MY PLEASURE.  661 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,822    - SEAN, I REALLY DON'T FEEL   SO GREAT.  662 00:25:57,822 --> 00:26:00,258    - WELL, OF COURSE NOT, HONEY.        THIS IS TOXIC ENVIRONMENT.  663 00:26:00,258 --> 00:26:01,293  WE'RE GOING HOME.  664 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:02,928  HAPPY THANKSGIVING...  665 00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:04,963  NOT.   - I'M SORRY, CATHY.  666 00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:06,464  [mouths words]  667 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,268  [turkey gobbling]   - HEY.  668 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:13,271  LOOK, MARTY'S BACK.  669 00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:16,274  [turkey gobbling]  670 00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:23,515  - WHERE YOU GOING, HON?  671 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:26,785  [light rock music]  672 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:30,322    - ♪ THE NUMBER WAS ENGAGED ♪      673 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:33,091  ♪ ♪  674 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:36,995  [turkey gobbling loudly, thud]     675 00:26:36,995 --> 00:26:40,765  ♪ ♪  676 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,335  ♪ NO ONE EVER WAITS ♪  677 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:46,538  - PLUCK IT, GUT IT.  678 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:48,340  WE EAT AT MIDNIGHT.  679 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:51,309  [siren wailing]  680 00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:59,117  ♪ ♪  681 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:03,254  - ♪ SLOW ♪  682 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:08,059  ♪ ♪  683 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:12,731  ♪ JUST BREATHE ♪  684 00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:14,966  ♪ ♪  685 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:20,739  ♪ SLOW ♪  686 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:28,747  ♪ ♪  84995

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