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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:09,809    - PREVIOUSLY ON  THE BIG C...      2 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,212    - I'VE RUSHED INTO DOING IT.          IT'S KIND OF RUINED STUFF.  3 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,713  IS THAT COOL?   - YEAH, TOTALLY.  4 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,648  WE DID IT ONCE.  5 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,950  I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.  6 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:18,785  SO STOP LEAVING NOTES   ON MY LOCKER.  7 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:20,120  - YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.  8 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,721  - YOUR POSITION   IS NO LONGER REQUIRED.  9 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:22,722  - AM I BEING FIRED?  10 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,090     NOW I GOT TO WORRY ABOUT--  11 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:25,792  ABOUT FINDING A JOB     AND GETTING INSURANCE AGAIN.      12 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:27,594  - OH!   - OH, MY GOD.  13 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:28,595  - WHY IS HE LAUGHING?  14 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:30,263  - OH, LOOK WHO IT IS,  15 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:32,298  MY WOULD-BE ASSASSIN.  16 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,067    - SHUT UP AND LET ME FILL OUT      MY GODDAMN PAPERWORK.  17 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,436  - I'M GUESSING THIS     IS YOUR FIRST CLINICAL TRIAL.     18 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:38,905  RIGHT NOW   CLIQUES ARE FORMING.  19 00:00:38,938 --> 00:00:42,442  AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS         WITH THE MEAN BLONDE GIRL.  20 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:55,055  [Leftover Cuties'   Game Called Life]  21 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:57,123  - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪  22 00:00:57,157 --> 00:01:02,095     ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪  23 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:05,832  ♪ STEP OUT ♪  24 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:10,570      ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪  25 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:16,309  ♪ IS THIS   SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪  26 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:21,147  ♪ WILL SOMEONE   WAKE ME UP SOON ♪  27 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:26,486     ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST       A GAME WE PLAY ♪  28 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:31,658  ♪ CALLED LIFE? ♪  29 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:39,232      - IMAGINE YOU ARE HEALTHY   AND STRONG,  30 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,701  AND YOU ARE READY   TO FIGHT YOUR ENEMY--  31 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:43,803  CANCER.  32 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:50,243  VISUALIZE YOUR CANCER   IN FRONT OF YOU  33 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,911  AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE.  34 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,012  [bell dings]  35 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:56,516  YOU HAVE GREAT RESERVES   OF INNER STRENGTH.  36 00:01:56,549 --> 00:02:00,553  REACH INSIDE YOURSELF   AND HARNESS THIS POWER.  37 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:03,656     YOUR COURAGE EMPOWERS YOU.  38 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,892    YOUR ENDURANCE SUSTAINS YOU.      39 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:07,861  - [grunting]  40 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:11,231  - YOU ARE FILLED      WITH CONFIDENCE AND LIGHT.  41 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,733  YOU ARE NOT SICK.  42 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:15,869      YOU WILL BE TRIUMPHANT...  43 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,437  [crowd cheering]  44 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,506      BECAUSE YOU ARE STRONGER  45 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:20,640  THAN YOUR CANC--  46 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:22,876  CANC--CANC--CANC--   CANC--CANC--  47 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:27,547  [MP3 skipping]  48 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:29,949  [MP3 stops]  49 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,387  - "A," GOOD MORNING.  50 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,723  "B," HELP YOURSELF TO ANYTHING      BUT THE LASAGNA.  51 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:38,091  THAT'S FOR DINNER.  52 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:41,094  - I'M LOOKING FOR A--     LIKE, A BABY-SIZED POT ROAST      53 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:44,597     OR SOMETHING OF EQUAL HEFT   TO TEST MY CREATION.  54 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,432  - OKAY, I'LL BITE.  55 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:47,901  WHAT CREATION?  56 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:50,336  - AH. INTRODUCING...  57 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,105  THE TOLKEY TOT TOTE.  58 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:54,941  IT'S A SLING   FOR BABY CATHY.  59 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:57,243  SHE IS GONNA ROCK IT.   - WELL, IT IS...  60 00:02:57,277 --> 00:03:00,380  ADMIRABLY HOMEMADE.  61 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,148     - AH, IT'S COBBLED TOGETHER       FROM DISH TOWELS,  62 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,217     COUPLE OF OLD POT HOLDERS.  63 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:08,121  HEY, CHECK IT OUT.  64 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:12,892  IT WORKS.   HA HA. I'M BRILLIANT.  65 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,527      - HAS REBECCA SEEN THIS?  66 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,829  - NO, SHE'S ON     A PHARMACEUTICAL BOONDOGGLE,      67 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:20,099     WHICH IS WHY I'VE HAD TIME     TO NURTURE MY CREATIVE SIDE.      68 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,167  OH.  69 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,503      GRANTED, FURTHER TESTING   IS IN ORDER.  70 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,505      UM, I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.  71 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,074  - REMEMBER,   BABIES ARE FRAGILE.  72 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:29,809  EVERY TIME ADAM   DOES SOMETHING STUPID,  73 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:31,411  I WONDER     IF IT'S BECAUSE I DROPPED HIM     74 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,146  ON THAT SKATING RINK.   - OH, NO.  75 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:37,317     HE DOES STUPID SHIT 'CAUSE   I DROPPED HIM ON THE DRIVEWAY.     76 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:40,420  THANKS FOR THE BALANCED   BREAKFAST, SIS.  77 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:41,754  - REALLY, DAISY?  78 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,757  OUR INSURANCE      IS COVERING THE APPOINTMENT      79 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,993      WHERE THE DOCTOR ORDERED   THE MRI FOR MY WIFE,  80 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,229  BUT NOT THE MRI ITSELF?  81 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,798  HOW CONVENIENT...   FOR YOU.  82 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,633     OH, DON'T YOU WORRY, DAISY.      83 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,235     I WILL RESUBMIT THE CLAIM.  84 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,537  YOU HAVE A LOVELY,      WELL-INSURED DAY YOURSELF.  85 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,671  BYE-BYE.  86 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:00,406  - WHAT'S THE DAMAGE THIS TIME?     87 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,774  - 1,800 BUCK  88 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:05,311  - NOW I-I REALLY WANT   TO FUCK HER UP.  89 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:07,981  - NO FUCKING-UPPING.      YOU LET ME HANDLE IT, OKAY?      90 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:09,449  YOU JUST CHILLAX.  91 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,284  WHOA.   IS THAT A NEW iPOD?  92 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:12,485  DAMN, I WANT ONE.  93 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:14,554  - NO, IT'S MY OLD iPOD.   IT'S BROKEN.  94 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:15,755  I'M GONNA TAKE IT IN.  95 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,223    THEY'RE EITHER GONNA FIX IT,      96 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,392      OR THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME   A NEW ONE.  97 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,160  - AM I SENSING   SOME TENSION HERE?  98 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,930     - NO, YOU'RE SENSING $1,800       IS A LOT OF MONEY,  99 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:26,366    EVEN WHEN WE HAD TWO INCOMES.     100 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:29,836      - THIS IS JUST A BLIP ON   THE ECONOMIC PICTURE, I PROMISE.  101 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:32,538    - DID YOU FOLLOW UP ON THOSE       JOB INTERVIEWS FROM LAST WEEK?     102 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:36,209    - THEY WERE BOTH STEPS DOWN--        BAD MOVES, BIG PICTURE-WISE.      103 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:38,511  - WE NEED   A BETTER PICTURE, PAUL.  104 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,446      - REMEMBER MY OLD FRIEND   JIMMY LUND?  105 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,016  - PLAID SHIRTS?   - STRIPED.  106 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:44,150  HE CALLED.  107 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:45,752      THE COMPANY HE WORKS FOR   IS HIRING.  108 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,954  WE'RE GONNA HAVE LUNCH      TO TALK ABOUT THE DETAILS.  109 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:51,257     I FEEL REALLY, REALLY GOOD   ABOUT THIS ONE, CATH,  110 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,358  REALLY GOOD.  111 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,994      SO THE UNEMPLOYMENT TIDE   IS TURNING.  112 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,162  UP HIGH.  113 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,465  OH, YEAH.  114 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,271     - YOU REALLY HAVE TO LEAVE,      115 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,106      BECAUSE I HAVE TO LEAVE.  116 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:10,209  - COME ON.   - [giggles]  117 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:21,120      I STILL THINK IT'S BETTER   IF WE GO SLOW,  118 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,488  LIKE WE DECIDED,  119 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,957  AND NOT DO STUFF.  120 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,559  OKAY?  121 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:29,095  - MM-HMM.  122 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:31,197  - CALL ME TONIGHT?  123 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:32,899  - YEAH.   - YOU PROMISE?  124 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,600  - YEAH, TOTALLY.   - OKAY, COOL.  125 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:37,236  - SEE YA.   - LATER.  126 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,674      - IF I CATCH YOU WITHOUT      YOUR HELMET ONE MORE TIME,  127 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:15,708  NO MORE BIKE.  128 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:16,976  - I WAS JUST WITH MIA.  129 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:18,878  - MOST ACCIDENTS HAPPEN   CLOSE TO HOME.  130 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:22,181  READ THE STATISTICS.   THEY'RE HORRIFYING.  131 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,516  HOW IS MIA?  132 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:24,784  - FINE.  133 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,486  SHE HAD TO GO VISIT      HER 1,000-YEAR-OLD GRANDMA.      134 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,888  - SO I HAVE TO GO TO THE CLINIC        AND THEN RUN A FEW ERRANDS.      135 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:30,690  DAD'S GONE, TOO,   SO YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN  136 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:31,924  UNTIL 5:00 OR 6:00.  137 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,861  IF YOU GET HUNGRY BEFORE THEN,      FEED YOURSELF.  138 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,162  - HOW?  139 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,999  - THERE IS MONEY   IN THE CASH DRAWER.  140 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,701  ORDER A PIZZA.  141 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,536  MAKE SURE YOU FINISH   YOUR ENGLISH PAPER  142 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:44,771  BEFORE I GET HOME.  143 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,706  YOU EVEN KNOW   WHERE YOUR HELMET IS?  144 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,007  - YEAH.  145 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,776      IT'S--IT'S IN THE GARAGE,   WHERE I LEFT IT.  146 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,978      - NEXT TIME, PUT IT ON...  147 00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:54,147  AND KEEP IT ON...  148 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,349  UNTIL YOU'RE AROUND 25.  149 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:00,353  - [exhales deeply]  150 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,688  - HEY, WAIT UP.  151 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,423  DO I HAVE TO WALK      IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR AGAIN  152 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,624  TO GET YOUR ATTENTION?  153 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,760  - WANT TO FIND OUT?       I'M GOING TO MY CAR NOW.  154 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,361  - [chuckles]   YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT YOU?  155 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,930  YOU HAVE THE FACE   OF A CHEERLEADER  156 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,465  AND THE ATTITUDE   OF A BOUNCER.  157 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:46,666  I LIKE IT.   - HMM.  158 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:48,167      - OH, SATURDAY DRUG RUN?  159 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,036     IS THERE ANYTHING IN THERE       TO MAKE YOU NICER TO ME?  160 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:51,070  - NOTHING THAT POTENT.  161 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,338     I'M JUST PICKING UP REFILLS      162 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:54,874  FROM THAT PHARMACIST     WITH THE DUBIOUS HAIR PLUGS.      163 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:57,276  DIDN'T THINK   I'D SEE YOU TODAY.  164 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,878  - I WAS JUST TEACHING   A MEDITATION CLASS  165 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:00,146  TO THE ONCOLOGY NURSES.  166 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:01,814  THEY ARE A TENSE BUNCH.  167 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,583  IT WORE ME OUT.  168 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,685  YOU WANT TO GET LUNCH?   I'M STARVING.  169 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:08,554  YOU'RE BUYING.      - HOW VERY GENEROUS OF ME.  170 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,490  HMM.   NO, I THINK I'LL PASS.  171 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,325  I HAVE ERRANDS TO RUN.  172 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:14,527  - WOW.       WHAT'S WITH THE JEWELRY?  173 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,764  DID YOU ROB AN OLD LADY       WITH QUESTIONABLE TASTE?  174 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:23,436     - NO, I'M JUST GETTING RID   OF A FEW THINGS.  175 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:25,404  - WELL, HEY,      YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU.      176 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,908  - NO, BUT I CAN TAKE IT   TO THE PAWN SHOP ON WASHINGTON.    177 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:30,676  - WAIT.   THIS WASHINGTON?  178 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:31,844  NO, NO, NO.   I SHOULD COME WITH YOU.  179 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:33,145  - NO, IT'LL BE BORING.  180 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,680  I'M BORED,   AND IT'S MY JEWELRY.  181 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,382  - SERIOUSLY,   I RAN PAST THAT PLACE  182 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,517  THE OTHER DAY,   AND TRUST ME,  183 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,653  RUNNING IS THE WAY   YOU SHOULD PASS IT.  184 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:43,155  LET ME, UM, CHECK     THAT I HAVE MY RAPE WHISTLE.      185 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,191  - [laughs]  186 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,965      - HELLO, FELLOW PARENTS.  187 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,634  UM, I'M WONDERING   IF YOU COULD HELP ME  188 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,903  WITH A LITTLE PATERNAL   PREDICAMENT I'M HAVING.  189 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:59,138  I NEED TO DO   A REAL-WORLD TEST-DRIVE  190 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:00,573  OF MY TOLKEY TOT TOTE.  191 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:03,009  THAT'S RIGHT--   TOTAL BABY COMFORT,  192 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,511     ZERO ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT.  193 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,846  PRETTY SHARP, HUH?  194 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,247    - LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF RAGS.     195 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,683  - WELL, YOU SAY POTATO,  196 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:13,119  I SAY REPURPOSED ITEMS   FROM MY HOME.  197 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:16,389      I JUST NEED TO TRY IT OUT   ON A REAL BABY  198 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,424  BEFORE MY BABY'S BORN   AND THINGS GET CRAZY.  199 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:22,061  SO CAN ONE OF YOU   JUST SLIP THIS ON  200 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:23,362  AND PUT YOUR LITTLE ONE   IN IT--  201 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,264  - THAT THING IS FILTHY.     I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE DIRT.      202 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,265  - OH, NO. NO.  203 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,700  IT'S PERFECTLY CLEAN.  204 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,236    IT JUST HASN'T BEEN PUMMELED       BY HARSH DETERGENTS.  205 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:31,571  SO JUST...  206 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,039  TUCK YOUR LITTLE FELLA   IN THERE  207 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,574  AND GIVE HIM A BOUNCE.   - ARE YOU NUTS?  208 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:39,745  - NO, NOT ANYMORE.  209 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:42,982  AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK     SPENDING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS      210 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:46,852  ON PIMPED-OUT STROLLERS       AND WITLESS TOYS IS SANE.  211 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,921  LET ME LET YOU IN   ON A LITTLE SECRET.  212 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,890  BABIES   DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS  213 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,792  ABOUT ACCESSORIES.  214 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:55,194    YOU'RE JUST BEING MANIPULATED      BY CORPORATIONS  215 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:57,530  INTO BUYING   MOUNTAINS OF SHIT  216 00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,599      THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.  217 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,467    AND THE FACT IS, YOU'RE JUST       MATERIALISTIC GLUTTONS  218 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,569  WHO DON'T KNOW   THE DIFFERENCE  219 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,073  BETWEEN SHOPPING   AND PARENTING.  220 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,843  AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE   GROUNDED.  221 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:19,251  - 500 BUCKS--       THAT IS NOT CHUMP CHANGE.  222 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,454      - I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE   NEGOTIATE LIKE THAT.  223 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:22,788  YOU--YOU'RE AN ANIMAL.  224 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,357      - WHY DID I WAIT SO LONG   TO DISCOVER  225 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:25,658  THE THRILL OF PAWNING?  226 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:26,859  I MEAN, INSTANT CASH.  227 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,327  NOW MY GUYS   WON'T HAVE TO WORRY  228 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,096    ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH A BUNCH          OF NECKLACES WHEN I DIE.  229 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,130  - THAT'S RIGHT.  230 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,298  - GOT ANYTHING   YOU WANT ME TO PAWN?  231 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:33,866  I'LL PAWN IT FOR YOU.   I'M GOOD AT IT.  232 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,801      - I HAVE ALREADY GOT RID   OF MOST OF MY STUFF.  233 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,504  YOU KNOW,   I'VE LEARNED HOW TO...  234 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:40,539  DETACH FROM PEOPLE  235 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,742  AND--AND THINGS   AND EXPECTATIONS,  236 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:45,578     AND LETTING ALL OF THAT GO   JUST MAKES ME FEEL...  237 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,246  - FULL OF SHIT?  238 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:48,748  - UNBURDENED.  239 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,282  - AH.   WHY AM I NOT CONVINCED?  240 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,384  - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE.  241 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,219  IT'S JUST   HOW I LIKE TO LIVE.  242 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:56,689  AND IT'S   HOW I WANT TO DIE--  243 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,524  TRAVELING LIGHT,   NO TIES,  244 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,192      NOTHING HOLDING ME BACK.  245 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,128  I COULD GO RIGHT NOW.  246 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,663     - YOU'RE ALREADY STAGE IV.  247 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,331  I MEAN,     I WOULDN'T RUSH IT ANY MORE--     248 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,166  JUST MY OPINION.  249 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,301  - HEY, HEY.   CAN U HELP ME OUT?  250 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,637  MY CAR'S OUT OF GAS.      CAN YOU SPARE A FEW BUCKS?  251 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,805  - I'M SORRY.  252 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,173  - GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.  253 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,274  COME ON!  254 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:18,778  NOW!      OR YOU WANT TO FUCKIN' DIE?      255 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,112  HUH?  256 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,014  HUH?   YOU WANT TO DIE?  257 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,350  - [laughing]  258 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,052  - UM...  259 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,486  - I'M FUCKIN' SERIOUS.  260 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,621  - NO, I-I KNOW.   I KNOW.  261 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,089  IT'S JUST THAT IF YOU--   [laughing]  262 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,857  HAD ANY SENSE   OF THE IRONY.  263 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,459  I'M DYING.   HE'S DYING.  264 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:34,760  - SERIOUSLY,   SHE'S NOT KIDDING.  265 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,563      - NO, HE'S ALL DETACHED.   HE'S READY TO GO.  266 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:39,165  - [laughing]  267 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,534  - YOU HIT THE JACKPOT       WITH--WITH THE TWO OF US.  268 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,069  - YOU GUYS ARE NUTS.  269 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:45,871  - WOW, UM...  270 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,807     WELL, I GUESS YOU TOLD HIM.      271 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,276  - OH, MY GOD.   DID HE HAVE A GUN?  272 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:51,844  HE HAD A GUN.  273 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,145  - NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.  274 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,714  - JESUS.   DID WE ALMOST GET SHOT?  275 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:57,083  - HE'S GONE. HE'S GONE.   YOU ALL RIGHT?  276 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,284  - YEAH, I JUST--   - YEAH.  277 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,352  - I THINK I NEED--   I NEED TO SIT DOWN...  278 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,921     WHERE THERE'S SOME VALIUM.  279 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,656  - UM...  280 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,025     WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.      281 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:12,865  - I TYPICALLY DON'T GO   INTO STRANGE GUYS' APARTMENTS.     282 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,834  - JUST IGNORE   THE DEAD BODIES.  283 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,870     - [chuckles sarcastically]  284 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,406  NO KIDDING   YOU TRAVEL LIGHT.  285 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:23,676  WOW, LEE.   YOU LIVE LIKE A MONK...  286 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,111  A DRUNK MONK.  287 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,446  - [chuckles]   LOVE MY WINE--  288 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,848  NOT IN A WINO WAY.  289 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,950  - YOU DRINK IT   FOR THE ANTIOXIDANTS.  290 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,985  - I OWN A WINE BAR       BACK HOME IN NEW ORLEANS,  291 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,354  HAVE FOR TEN YEARS.   - THAT'S AN ATTACHMENT.  292 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:38,257  - HUH?   NO, NOT AT ALL.  293 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,092  LOOK, THE SECOND I DIE,  294 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,794  THE MANAGER TAKES OVER.  295 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,562  I DID THE PAPERWORK   FOR THAT YEARS AGO.  296 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,631  AND IN THE MEANTIME,  297 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:48,768  THE OWNER'S GLASS   IS ALWAYS FULL.  298 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:49,902  - WELL, I'M CONFUSED.  299 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,637  WHERE DO YOU LIVE,   UP HERE OR DOWN THERE?  300 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:52,972  - THERE.  301 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,473  THIS IS JUST A SUBLET   FOR WHILE I'M HERE  302 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,809      FOR DR. SHERMAN'S TRIAL.   - HMM.  303 00:12:56,842 --> 00:13:01,080  HEY, NO TV, NO RADIO.  304 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,449  WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO   IN HERE ALL DAY?  305 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,583  - I MEDITATE.  306 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,985  ONE HOUR IN THE A.M.,  307 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,053  ONE HOUR IN THE P.M.,   AND, UH...  308 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,823  DRINK--P.M.  309 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:13,225  - THERE'S GOT TO BE   SOME INCRIMINATING MESS  310 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,528  AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.  311 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,936     OKAY, WHERE DOES A BUDDHIST           KEEP ALL OF HIS CLOTHES?  312 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,137  - [laughs]  313 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,473      THOSE ARE ALL MY CLOTHES.  314 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,179  - THEN I SOLD MY BOAT.   - BOATS SUCK.  315 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,581      - BOUGHT A CABIN, THOUGH.     - CABIN'S BETTER THAN A BOAT.     316 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,449  - YOUR BOSS BLOWS   FOR FIRING YOU.  317 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,618  - WELL, I'M LAID OFF,   ACTUALLY, BUT--  318 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,955  - SO, HERE'S THE 411   ON THE AGENCY I'M AT.  319 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,390  WE'RE ON A STREAK.  320 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,926  LANDED PIECES   AT 3M, PILLSBURY.  321 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,495    - DO THAT STUFF IN MY SLEEP.       - GOT SOMETHING BETTER FOR YOU.    322 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:50,629  WAIT FOR IT.  323 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,031  - WAITING.  324 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,700  - SKI-DOO SNOWMOBILES.  325 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,702  - OH, MAN.  326 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,470  I LOVE SNOWMOBILES.  327 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,675  [doorbell rings]  328 00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:06,846  - YOU ADAM?  329 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,315  - YEAH.  330 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,116      - UH, HOW OLD DID YOU SAY   YOU WERE AGAIN?  331 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,651  - 18...  332 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,520  AND A HALF.  333 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,522     - GOT A PLACE I CAN CHANGE?      334 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:17,890  - OH, UH, YEAH.  335 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,825  JUST, UH, GO UPSTAIRS.  336 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,027  OKAY.  337 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,882  - MOMMY, MOMMY.   THAT MAN TOOK PATTY.  338 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,884  - WHAT KIND OF SICK--  339 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,352  HERE, GIVE ME THAT.  340 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,087     - I-I-I WAS JUST TESTING--   - HE TOOK HER DOLL!  341 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,723      - YOU NEED TO LEAVE, SIR.       - THIS IS A PUBLIC PARK.  342 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:53,025  - ONLY PARENTS WITH CHILDREN ARE     ALLOWED WITHIN THE PERIMETER.     343 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,560  - I-I HAVE A CHILD,   IN UTERO.  344 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,328  - OH, REALLY?     WELL, GOOD LUCK TO THAT KID.      345 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,396  HE'S GONNA NEED IT.  346 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,031  - IT'S A SHE.   - HEY, SEAN.  347 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,267  BUDDY, LOOKING GOOD.      CAN YOU LEND ME FIVE BUCKS?      348 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,370  - YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME   OUT HERE, JOE.  349 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,771  [zippers closing]  350 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:08,374  [latex squeaking]  351 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,420      - WHAT ARE YOU, AN ALIEN?  352 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,088  - I TOLD YOU WHAT I WAS   ON THE PHONE.  353 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,957  WHAT DID YOU THINK   "DOM" MEANT?  354 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,459  - I DON'T KNOW--   DOMINICAN?  355 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,999     - SO YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND?      356 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:38,037  THEN YOU'VE BEEN   A VERY BAD BOY.  357 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,905  [whip cracks]  358 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:44,076  [handcuffs clicking]  359 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,853  - REALLY?   REALLY? YOU SURE?  360 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,355  YOU SURE   IT'S BREATHED ENOUGH?  361 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,856  I MEAN,       I DON'T WANT TO RUSH IT,  362 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,559      BUT WHEN I SAID I WANTED      A DRINK, I DID MEAN TODAY.  363 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,227  - THE PERFECT RED.  364 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,530    - FOR A FOILED ARMED ROBBERY.     365 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:08,801    - AND YOU ARE GONNA DRINK IT       THE RIGHT WAY.  366 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:13,205  FIRST, SMELL.  367 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,976  THEN JUST A SMALL SIP.  368 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:20,479  BUT DON'T SWALLOW.   HOLD IT IN YOUR MOUTH.  369 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,281      MOVE IT OVER YOUR TONGUE.  370 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,718  REALLY...     REALLY BATHE EVERY TASTE BUD.     371 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,657  GOOD?  372 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,092  GOOD.  373 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,227  SWALLOW.  374 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,199  NOTICE ANYTHING?  375 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,267  - YES. STUNNING.   - [chuckles softly]  376 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,370  - AND NOW IT'S GONE,   AND I WANT MORE.  377 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,939  - CLEAN FINISH,   AND THEN A CRAVING--  378 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,507     THE MARK OF A GREAT SHIRAZ.      379 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,477      - YOU HAVE MORE SNEAKERS   THAN SHIRTS.  380 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,679  - I RUN MARATHONS.  381 00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:57,349     I STARTED, UH, 12 YEARS AGO         WHEN I WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED...     382 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,118  BACK AT STAGE I.  383 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:02,488     I'VE RUN THEM IN EVERY CITY       I WAS IN FOR TREATMENT.  384 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,190  - KNOCKING YOURSELF OUT       TO CROSS A FINISH LINE--  385 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,459  SEEMS LIKE THE OPPOSITE   OF BUDDHISM TO ME.  386 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,995      - [laughs] WELL, IT'S NOT       ABOUT GETTING SOMEWHERE.  387 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,464  IT'S ABOUT, UM...  388 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:13,665  BEING SOMEWHERE.  389 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,334  IT'S LIKE...  390 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,336  YOU GET TO THE POINT   IN A MARATHON  391 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:21,140  WHERE IT SEEMS LIKE   EVERYTHING STOPS...  392 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:24,176  LIKE YOU'RE NOT MOVING   AT ALL.  393 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,149  - YOU'RE LIKE A CAT,   AREN'T YOU?  394 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,251  - [laughs]     - RUBBING UP AGAINST THINGS,      395 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,319     BUT NEVER NEEDING ANYBODY.  396 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,155  - I WOULDN'T MIND   BEING REINCARNATED  397 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,823  AS ONE OF THOSE HAIRLESS CATS,      YOU KNOW,  398 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,426  WHERE YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THEIR        HEARTS BEAT BENEATH THE SKIN?     399 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,394  - UGH.   I'M MUCH MORE OF A DOG PERSON.     400 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,562  - MM.  401 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,531  - I HAVE ATTACHMENTS...  402 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,499  LOTS OF ATTACHMENTS...  403 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:50,035     ATTACHMENTS ON ATTACHMENTS.      404 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,440      CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?   I'M STRESSED OUT.  405 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,375     - CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?      406 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,910  THAT IS OBVIOUS.  407 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:04,650  - MY HUSBAND   JUST LOST HIS JOB.  408 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,652      I'M AFRAID HE'S NOT GOING   TO GET ANOTHER ONE.  409 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:09,088  AND MEDICAL BILLS   DO NOT PAY THEMSELVES.  410 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:12,091      - DOES HE HAVE PROSPECTS,   YOUR HUSBAND?  411 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:15,094  - I DON'T KNOW.   MAYBE.  412 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,963  I MEAN, HE'S--HE'S HOLDING OUT      FOR THE RIGHT JOB.  413 00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,798  HE'S LOOKING   AT THE BIGGER PICTURE.  414 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,467  HE DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE   A STEP DOWN.  415 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,470  BUT, YOU KNOW, TIMES ARE TOUGH,     AND OUR TIMES ARE REALLY TOUGH.    416 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:27,539  AND I JUST--     I JUST WANT HIM TO GET A JOB.     417 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,408  [chuckles]  418 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,944  I MEAN, HE ACTS LIKE WE HAVE ALL     THE TIME IN THE WORLD, BUT...     419 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,613  - NOBODY   GETS THAT MUCH TIME.  420 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:37,015  - I'LL DRINK TO THAT.  421 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,520  - SO WHAT WOULD I BE--   SENIOR ART DIRECTOR,  422 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,322      SUPERVISING ART DIRECTOR?  423 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,624  - THERE'S NO TITLE.   IT'S FREELANCE.  424 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,026  - WHAT THE FUCK, JIMMY?  425 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,661  TALK ABOUT BURYING   THE LEAD, MAN.  426 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,598    I MEAN, I--I THOUGHT WE WERE         TALKING ABOUT A  JOB  JOB HERE.     427 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,967  I CAN GET FREELANCE   ON MY OWN.  428 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,402    I MEAN, EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN       INTERVIEWING FOR IS FREELANCE.     429 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:58,837     - THAT'S 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL   THAT'S OUT THERE.  430 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,473  - WELL,   CAN YOU GUARANTEE ME  431 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,275  MAYBE 30 BILLABLE HOURS   A WEEK?  432 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,943  - 15 TO 20, TOPS.  433 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,279  - HEALTH INSURANCE       THROUGH THE AGENCY MAYBE?  434 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,514  - SORRY.   NOT AN OPTION.  435 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,883  - JESUS.  436 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,718  I'M--   I WAS A VICE PRESIDENT  437 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,521     THREE WEEKS AGO, YOU KNOW,   WITH INSURANCE.  438 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:16,922  NOW YOU WANT INSURANCE,   YOU GOT TO--  439 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,557  YOU GOT TO, YOU KNOW,   FROTH CAPPUCCINOS  440 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,125  OR FLIP BURGERS   OR SOMETHING.  441 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,927      I CAN'T SUPPORT A FAMILY   ON THAT.  442 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,596     - WELL, THEN BE READY TO BE         OUT OF WORK FOR A LONG TIME.      443 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,599  - I CAN'T AFFORD   "LONG TIME," JIMMY.  444 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,401  I NEED A REAL JOB NOW,  445 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:32,804  'CAUSE I GOT      REAL RESPONSIBILITIES NOW.  446 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,574  TAKE YOUR SNOWMOBILES      AND STICK 'EM UP YOUR ASS.  447 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,016  - WHY DO I ALWAYS   GET THE IDIOTS?  448 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,485      - I SWEAR, I DIDN'T KNOW       THOSE THINGS COST EXTRA.  449 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,853  JUST PLEASE UNTIE ME.  450 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,454      - SURE, WHEN YOU COUGH UP   THE WHOLE $250.  451 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,889  THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.  452 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,291    - I ONLY HAVE THE $100, OKAY?     453 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,792  $120, MAYBE.   THAT'S ALL.  454 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,127  - I FUCKED YOU.  455 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,529  THAT ALONE'S $100.   WHAT DID YOU THINK?  456 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,730  - I DON'T KNOW.  457 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,199  NO, NO, PLEASE.  458 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,367  PLEASE, PLEASE,   DON'T SMOKE IN HERE.  459 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,372  - I'LL PUT IT OUT.   FOR $250.  460 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,549  - CAN YOU HELP ME OUT,   UNCLE SEAN?  461 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,752  - BEATS ME.   WHAT'S UP?  462 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:35,701  - "WHEN I AM DEAD,   DO NOT CLOTHE ME.  463 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,070     "WRAP ME NAKED IN A SHEET--      464 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,871     "WRAP ME NAKED IN A SHEET.  465 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,673  "NO FLOWERS ON MY BED.  466 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,208  "AND LET NO ONE   ACCOMPANY ME,  467 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,011  "NEITHER RELATIVES   NOR FRIENDS.  468 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:48,447  BURN ME."  469 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,183  THAT--THAT IS A DEATH   I CAN DRINK TO.  470 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,517      PIRANDELLO GOT IT RIGHT.  471 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,354      - WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND   A QUOTE LIKE THAT--  472 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,855  DEPRESSING-DEATH.COM?  473 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,458  WHEN I GO,     I'M GOING TO GO WITH A BANG.      474 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,560  NO, I WANT--   I WANT A BAND.  475 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,028  I WANT A BRASS BAND  476 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:04,529  OR A CLOWN BAND.  477 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,898  PROBABLY THAT'S ALL     WE CAN AFFORD--AND FIREWORKS.     478 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,767     - NICE. THAT IS KEEPING IT   CLASSY, JAMISON.  479 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,102  - AND A CROWD.  480 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:13,005      I WANT FAMILY AND FRIENDS  481 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:16,808  AND MY FORMER STUDENTS     AND MY OLD GIRL SCOUT TROOP,      482 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,711  INCLUDING   THE MEAN DEAF GIRL.  483 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,546  AND THEY   SHOULD ALL BE CRYING,  484 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,715  BUT NOT ENOUGH   SO THAT THEY DON'T ENJOY THE--     485 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,018      THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN...  486 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,320  AND THE BACON.   - UH-HUH.  487 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,422  - SO YOU TAKE THAT,   PINOCCHIO.  488 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,523  - PIRANDELLO.  489 00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:33,058      - YOU KNOW, A MONTH AGO,  490 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,960  I DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY       TO KNOW THAT I WAS SICK,  491 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:37,663  NOT PAUL, NOT ADAM.  492 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,832    BUT NOW--NOW THAT THEY KNOW,       I WANT THEM--I WANT THEM WITH ME  493 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,467  UN--UNTIL THE VERY END.  494 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,903  NO, I-I DON'T WANT   MY DEATH TO BE--  495 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,004  - SCARY?  496 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,439  NO. NO ONE DOES.  497 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,573  - DESOLATE.  498 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,342  THERE, I SAID IT.  499 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:53,879  THAT'S WHAT I FEAR...  500 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:57,215  A DESOLATE DEATH.  501 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,884  IF THAT HAPPENS,   THEN I KNOW  502 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:02,654  I'VE DONE SOMETHING   VERY, VERY WRONG.  503 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:04,389    I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO TALK      504 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:07,125  ABOUT THIS STUFF   WITH ANYONE.  505 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,795  MAYBE IT'S THE ROOM.  506 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,364  IT FEELS SO SERENE.  507 00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:14,833  [laughing]   I'VE NEVER EVEN SAID  508 00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:17,536      THE WORD "SERENE" BEFORE.  509 00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:19,504  [both laughing]  510 00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:22,708  - [sighs]  511 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:29,948  - OH, GOD.   I'M SORRY.  512 00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:31,016  I'VE MISLED YOU.  513 00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:32,451  OH, NO.   I'M SORRY.  514 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:33,719  I'M--I'M--   - CALM DOWN.  515 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:36,388     - I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T MEAN--       - I AM CALM.  516 00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:38,056  I'M MARRIED.  517 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,224  AND EVEN THOUGH  518 00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:41,326  I'VE BEEN COMPLAINING   ABOUT MY HUSBAND  519 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,029  AND HIS   NERVE-RACKING APPROACH  520 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,932  TO--TO JOBUNTING,   I...  521 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,267      NO, I LIKE BEING ATTACHED   TO PAUL,  522 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,336     AND I ALMOST REALLY SCREWED       THAT UP ONCE, AND I'M--  523 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,839  - [laughing]   - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?  524 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,807  WHAT, YOU THINK   THAT'S FUNNY?  525 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,776      - YOU THINK I'M STRAIGHT?  526 00:22:57,809 --> 00:22:59,678  - WHAT?  527 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,048  - I'M GAY.  528 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:04,116  - GAY?  529 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:05,951  - I WAS ACTUALLY   JUST ADMIRING THE FACT  530 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,786  THAT YOU SEEM TO HAVE NO PORES.    531 00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:09,654  BUT, UM...  532 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:13,392  I-I CAN ASSURE YOU--   A TRUE COCKSMAN.  533 00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:16,795  - GOT IT.  534 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:19,297  [tittering]   OKAY.  535 00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:21,500  OKAY.  536 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:24,870  GAY.  537 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,438  [laughing]  538 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:29,908  I CLEARLY--I CLEARLY   DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.  539 00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:33,145  WOW.  540 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:34,312  HA!  541 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,181  DON'T I THINK HIGHLY   OF MYSELF.  542 00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:38,083  - YOU SHOULD.   YOU'RE INCREDIBLE.  543 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,351  - UH-HUH.  544 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,253  WHAT, INCREDIBLE ENOUGH   TO HAVE THE POWER  545 00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:44,389     TO TURN A GAY GUY STRAIGHT       OVER TWO BOTTLES OF WINE?  546 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,358  [laughs]  547 00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:47,859  OH.  548 00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,195      OH, GOD, I-I HAVE TO GO,  549 00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:52,230    NOT--NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY,      550 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,232  BUT BECAUSE I--   - OKAY.  551 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,134     - I AM--I'M SEMI-MORTIFIED,       AND...  552 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,136  AND IT--   OH, IT'S ALMOST 5:00.  553 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,671  OH.  554 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:02,174  OH, PAUL WANTS ME   TO MEET HIM.  555 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,675  SO I REALLY--   I REALLY DO.  556 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:04,876  I...  557 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,381  [laughing]   I HAVE TO GO.  558 00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:11,750  [door closes]  559 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:14,419      - HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW   IT'S STATUTORY RAPE?  560 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,554  LOOK AT HIM.  561 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,055  PLUS, YOU'RE GUILTY   OF OVERCHARGING  562 00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:18,223  FOR SERVICES RENDERED.  563 00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:19,324  YOU DO NOT CHARGE A GUY  564 00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:20,725  FOR JUST SHOWING HIM   THE BALL GAG.  565 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:21,993  - THIS IS BULLSHIT.  566 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:24,362     MR. HORNY OVER HERE AGREED       TO EVERY ADD-ON SERVICE.  567 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,931  - NO.   I DIDN'T KNOW.  568 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,032  - YOU SHUT UP.   AND, YOU...  569 00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:28,500  YOU'RE LUCKY   I DON'T REPORT YOU  570 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,402  TO THE COPS   AND THE GOVERNING BODY  571 00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:31,937      OF TRAINED DOMINATRICES.  572 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,839  - FINE.  573 00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:35,240    $150, AND WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.     574 00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:38,276  - WELL...   DONE.  575 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:41,746  BUT AS I, UM, CONDUCT   MY TRANSACTIONS  576 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:44,082  WITHOUT LEGAL TENDER,   YOU WILL HAVE TO ACCEPT PAYMENT    577 00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:45,383  IN THE FORM OF TRADE,  578 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:49,588  LIKE, UH, THAT ASHTRAY   OR THAT VASE.  579 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,667  - [softly] SHIT.  580 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:08,206  - WHAT THE FUCK   WERE YOU THINKING?  581 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,307  SHE'S A HOOKER!  582 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,876  LOOK,   I THOUGHT IT'D BE COOL.  583 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,744  I DIDN'T KNOW   SHE'D HOLD ME HOSTAGE.  584 00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:14,980  - CALLING UP A HOOKER       IS RANDOM AND DANGEROUS.  585 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,082     THAT SHIT IS NEVER COOL...  586 00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:18,216  FOR A KID.  587 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,919  I-I THOUGHT YOU HAD       A NICE GIRLFRIEND, ADAM.  588 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,420  WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING   WITH HER?  589 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:23,655      - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.  590 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:26,224  - UM, DUDE,       I JUST PAID OFF YOUR DATE  591 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:28,426  WITH ONE OF REBECCA'S       CRATE & BARREL ORIGINALS.  592 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:30,462  I THINK THAT MAKES IT   MY BUSINESS.  593 00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:34,266  - MY GIRLFRIEND   WANTS TO WAIT TO DO IT, AND...     594 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:36,434  I TRIED HOOKING UP   WITH GIRLS AT SCHOOL,  595 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,836      BUT THAT GOT COMPLICATED.  596 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:39,971  SO I THOUGHT   IT WOULD BE EASIER  597 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,273  TO JUST MESS AROUND  598 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:43,275  WITH SOMEONE   WHO WOULDN'T DECORATE MY LOCKER    599 00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:46,144  AND WHO DOESN'T KNOW   MY MOM HAS CANCER.  600 00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:48,713  - OY.   THE SICK-MOM THING.  601 00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:51,116  YEAH, I FEEL YOU THERE.  602 00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:54,686  WHEN MY MOM DIED,   I TORCHED MY OWN CAR...  603 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,322      WHILE I WAS LIVING IN IT.  604 00:25:57,355 --> 00:25:59,057  - OH, THAT'S MENTAL.  605 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,395  - JUST--LOOK...  606 00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:06,331      DON'T BE IN SUCH A HURRY   TO GROW UP, OKAY?  607 00:26:06,364 --> 00:26:08,867  I MEAN, I KNOW      I MAKE ADULTHOOD LOOK EASY,      608 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:12,170  BUT TRUST ME,   IT'S NO BED OF ROSES.  609 00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:15,006  JUST...       JUST TAKE IT SLOW, OKAY?  610 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,442  AND, UH, KNOW THAT  611 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,844  YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK ME   FOR ANYTHING.  612 00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,947      - COULD YOU HELP ME WRITE   MY ENGLISH PAPER  613 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,782      BEFORE MY MOM GETS HOME?  614 00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,717  OKAY.  615 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,460  - PAUL?  616 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,099  - I JUST WANTED YOU   TO MEET ME HERE  617 00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:43,168  SO I COULD RIP OFF   THE BAND-AID.  618 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,704  I WORK HERE NOW,   SHORT-TERM.  619 00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:48,306  AND I KNOW YOU MUST BE     ALL KINDS OF WEIRDED OUT NOW,     620 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,008  HONEY, BUT, YOU KNOW,   HERE'S THE THING.  621 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:52,210    THE JOB HAS HEALTH INSURANCE,      WHICH WE NEED.  622 00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:54,145  YOU KNOW,   I ONLY APPLIED HERE,  623 00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,881  LIKE, TWO HOURS AGO   AFTER MEETING  624 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,617      WITH THAT ASSHOLE JIMMY.  625 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,185  AND YOU DON'T NEED   TO PANIC,  626 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:01,753    'CAUSE I'M GONNA KEEP LOOKING      FOR SOMETHING GOOD.  627 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,755  AND I'M GONNA GET IT.  628 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,657      BUT UNTIL THAT HAPPENS...  629 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:07,792      I'M GONNA BE WEARING THIS   TO WORK.  630 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:15,567      YOU KNOW, AND EVEN THOUGH   I CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING,  631 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,836      I CAN, UM, FIX YOUR iPOD.  632 00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:20,572  OKAY?   OR TELL YOU WHO CAN--  633 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:24,109  LANCE IN TECH SUPPORT.  634 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:27,746  - I THINK IT'S AWESOME.  635 00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:30,749     [Lenka's  Everything's Okay]      636 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:36,521  ♪ ♪  637 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:37,922  - RIGHT THIS WAY.  638 00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:41,593  - ♪ KEEP GIVING ME LOVE   TO FIND A WAY ♪  639 00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:45,764      ♪ THROUGH THIS MESSY LIFE   I MADE FOR MYSELF ♪  640 00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:49,434  ♪ HEAVEN KNOWS I NEED   A LITTLE HOPE ♪  641 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,436  ♪ FOR A BETTER DAY ♪  642 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:54,773  ♪ A LITTLE LOVE   TO FIND A WAY ♪  643 00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:57,776      ♪ THROUGH THIS HEAVINESS   I FEEL ♪  644 00:27:57,809 --> 00:27:59,944  ♪ I JUST NEED SOMEONE ♪  645 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:04,049    ♪ TO SAY EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪      646 00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:07,719  - ♪ EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪  647 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:09,754  ♪ EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪  76075

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