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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C...
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- I'M YOUR "CANCIERGE," REMEMBER?
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- ATTICUS SHERMAN.
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- IT WAS DR. SHERMAN'S OFFICE.
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HE ADDED A SPOT FOR ME IN THE CLINICAL TRIAL.
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- MY PARENTS GOT CALLED BY OUR CHURCH TDO MISSIONARY WORK.
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- YOU SHOULD COME LIVE WITH US.
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- MAYBE THEY'RE CUTTING THESE NEW BIPOLAR DRUGS
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WITH FAIRY DUST OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I FEEL FANTASTIC.
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- I'M EMILY. - I'M ADAM.
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- YOU'RE KIND OF THE "IT" GUY AROUND SCHOOL RIGHT NOW.
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- DOES ALL THIS CANCER STUFF SCARE YOU?
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- SCARED SHITLESS.
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- WELL, I FOR ONE THINK YOU'RE A PRETTY BRAVE BITCH.
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- [laughs]
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[Leftover Cuties' Game Called Life]
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- ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪
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♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪
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♪ STEP OUT ♪
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♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪
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♪ IS THIS SOME KINOF A JOKE? ♪
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♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪
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♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪
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♪ CALLED LIFE ♪
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[rattling]
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- IS THAT THING KEEPING YOU UP?
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- I COULDN'T SLEEP ANYWAY.
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- UGH.
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[rattling continues]
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- OH, MY FUCKING GOD.
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I'M GONNA RIP THAT FUCKING SKELETON APART
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BONE BY BONE.
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- HE'S UNNERVING YOU. HE'S DOING HIS JOB.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A HE?
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CAN'T EVEN TELL THE GENDER OF A SKELTON.
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THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM EXTRA CREEPY.
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- I THINK FEMALES HAVE WIDER PELVIC BONES.
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- I LOVE YOU DEARLY, HONEY,
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BUT I CAN'T ANALYZE THIS RIGHT NOW.
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FUCKING NEIGHBORS.
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- THE SKELETON KEEP YOU UP TOO?
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- WHAT? NO.
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I'M JUST BEDAZZLING MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
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- YOU STILL DRESS UP?
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- HELL YEAH.
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I LOVE HALLOWEEN.
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- I REMEMBER WHEN ADAM WAS ABOUT FOUR,
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IT WAS THE FIRST YEAR HE EVER REALLY GOT HALLOWEEN.
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WE WERE DONE TRICK-OR-TREATING IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
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HE CAME HOME, HE DUMPED HIS BAG ON THE FLOOR,
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TORE INTO THE CANDY,
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FELL ASLEEP RIGHT THERE.
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THE NEXT MORNING,
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I FOUND HIM WAITING BY THE FRONT DOOR
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DRESSED IN HIS LITTLE POCAHONTAS COSTUME
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READY TO GO AGAIN.
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- HE WAS POCAHONTAS?
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- HE WAS OBSESSED WITH HER.
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PAUL WAS SURE HE WAS GONNA BE GAY.
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- I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS IF YOU HAVE A PICTURE
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I CAN TORTURE HIM WITH.
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- SEEMS LIKE SUCH A LONG TIME AGO NOW.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
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- I USUALLY JUST START CREATING
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AND THEN SEE WHERE MY INSPIRATION TAKES ME.
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SO I'M THINKING A SPARKLY GHOST,
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OR A SPARKLY BIRD,
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OR A WITCH, BUT SPARKLY.
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- FUCKING PAGAN HOLIDAY.
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- PAUL, YOU CANNOT STEAL THEIR DECORATIONS.
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- OH, DON'T WORRY.
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I LEFT THE ENTIRE INTERACTIVE TOMBSTONE DISPLAY
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WITH THE GHOUL THAT SAYS,
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"I'VE LOST MY HEAD. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?"
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EVERY TIME I GET IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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GOD DAMN PSYCHO NEIGHBORS.
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THEY'RE INFATUATED WITH DEATH OVER THERE.
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- I THINK HE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS
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ABOUT MY STARTING THE CLINICAL TRIAL TODAY.
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- ARE YOU?
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- I'M EXCITED.
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I MEAN, I HAVE A GAME PLAN.
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GRANTED, IT INVOLVES NEEDLES AND HOSPITAL SMELLS,
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BUT STILL, KINDA EXCITED.
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- WELL, I WAS GONNA LEAVE THIS OUT AS A SURPRISE,
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BUT SINCE YOU'RE UP.
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- OH!
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I LOVE IT.
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MMM!
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I FEEL BRAVER AND BITCHIER ALREADY.
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GOOD MORNING TO YOU.
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EVERYONE ELSE IS MAKING THEIR HOUSES LOOK SCARY.
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YOURS IS STARTING TO LOOK POSITIVELY INVITING, SIR.
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- THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.
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NEIGHBOR KIDS THINK THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED,
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AND MARLENE REALLY PUT THE NAIL IN THAT COFFIN
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WHEN SHE, YOU KNOW, PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN.
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- WELL, YOU'LL PROBABLY GET TWO OR THREE
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LITTLE TREATERS TONIGHT.
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HOPEFULLY MORE AS THE YEARS PASS.
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- YEAH, KIDS DRESSED UP AS LIONS AND PRINCESSES
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AND CHARLIE CHAPLIN, THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
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THEN SOMEDAY I'LL DRESS MY OWN KID UP
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AS ONE OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD,
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AND WE WILL GO AROUND BEGGING FOR SUGAR.
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- YOU STILL SLEEPING IN THE YARD IN THAT SCENARIO?
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- NOPE.
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I PROMISED REBECCA I'D BE MOVED BACK INSIDE
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BY THE TIME SHE GOT BACK.
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I SLEPT ON THE PORCH LAST NIGHT.
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I'M SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.
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PLAN ON JOINING HER IN BED UPON HER RETURN.
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- I HOPE MY NEW DRUGS HELP ME
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AS MUCH AS YOURS ARE HELPING YOU.
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- JESUS, THOSE WERE SOME HAIRY STRANDS OF DNA
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OUR SHITHEAD PARENTS TRIED TO STRING TOGETHER.
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- HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
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- YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT TODAY.
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[computer beeping]
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- [laughs]
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OH, HI, HONEY BUNNY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS CALL EACH OTHER THAT.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OUT OF HERE.
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- I CAN'T. I LIVE HERE, REMEMBER?
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- YEAH, THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT
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TO JUST BARGE INTO MY ROOM.
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- UNWAD YOUR BIKINI BRIEFS.
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I'M JUST 'CAUSE YOUR MOM WANTED ME TO TELL YOU
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THAT BREAKFAST IS READY.
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- TELL HER I'LL EAT SOMETHING LATER.
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- I'M NOT YOUR MESSENGER.
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- YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS.
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- LOOK, BITCH, I JUST THINK IT'D BE NICE
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IF YOU GAVE YOUR MOM A GOOD LUCK HUG OR SOMETHING.
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- THEN SHE'LL GET ALL WEIRD AND START CRYING.
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- SO?
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SHE CAN'T CRY WITH ALL THE SHIT SHE'S GOING THROUGH?
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- WHY DO YOU CARE? SHE'S NOT YOUR MOTHER.
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YOUR MOM MOVED THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY
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AND LET YOU STAY WITH A BUNCH OF STRANGERS, REMEMBER?
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- YOU LOOK STUPID IN THAT SHIRT.
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[soft thumping]
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[thumping continues]
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- OH, COME ON, GUYS, WE WENT OVER THIS!
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- EVERYTHING OKAY?
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- UGH, I JUST GOTTA GET THIS PROJECT TURNED AROUND
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BY TOMORROW,
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AND EVERY POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD GO WRONG
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IS GOING WRONG!
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WOULD IT BE SEXUAL HARASSMENT IF I CALLED JEFF A DOUCHE BAG?
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- IT MIGHT BE.
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JESUS, THIS PARKING LOT IS PACKED.
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I HOPE I'M NOT LATE.
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- THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING DESIGNATED DRIVER, HON.
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I GOTTA GET THESE EMAILS OUT,
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AND I JUST WOULDN'T WANT TO UPSET OPRAH
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BY, YOU KNOW, TEXTING AND DRIVING.
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OH, THERE'S A SPOT. - WHAT? WHERE?
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- MISSED IT.
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- OKAY, YOU CANNOT BE A BACKSEAT DRIVER
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IN THE FRONT SEAT WHILE TEXTING.
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IT'S JUST NOT-- - THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!
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GET THAT SPACE.
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OH, MY GOD! YOU RAN OVER SOMEBODY!
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- YOU SCARED ME.
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- ARE YOU OKAY?
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- OH, MY-- I AM SO, SO SORRY.
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I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
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- OH, IT HURTS. - WHERE, SIR?
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CAN YOU--CAN YOU TELL US WHERE?
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- OKAY, I--I-- I DON'T SEE ANY BLOOD.
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OKAY?
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WHAT IF HE'S BLEEDING INTERNALLY?
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- NO, IT FELT LIKE I BARELY TAPPED HIM.
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- WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING FOR--
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- YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME TO--
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- [laughing]
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- WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
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- THAT NEVER GETS OLD.
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- WAIT.
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- ARE YOU FUCKING WITH US?
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- [laughs]
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- THAT WAS NOT FUNNY.
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- THAT WAS VERY FUNNY.
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I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO BE A REALLY BAD DRIVER
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TO HIT SOMEONE IN A PARKING LOT.
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OH, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN EVERY DAY.
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- YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF US.
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- BOO.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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- FUCKING FREAK.
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[rock music]
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[soft thumping]
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♪ ♪
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[turns up volume on stereo]
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♪ ♪
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[music stops] - JEEZ!
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YOU KNOCK MUCH?
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- AS IF YOU COULD HEAR ME KNOCKING
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OVER YOUR SHITTY TASTE IN MUSIC ANYHOW.
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CATHY ASKED ME TO BRING THAT TO YOU.
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- OH, DIABETES IN A BAG.
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THANKS. DID YOU OPEN THIS?
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- YOU DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO BRING IT ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
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FOR FREE, DID YOU?
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- CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
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DO YOU HEAR A THUMPING NOISE?
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NOT NOW, BUT WHEN YOU CAME IN?
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - OKAY, SHIT.
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I KEEP HEARING THESE NOISES,
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LIKE A THUMPING OR SOMETHING.
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IT COMES FROM OVER HERE,
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AND THEN IT'S OVER THERE.
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BUT WHEN I TRY TO FOLLOW THE SOUND,
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WHOO, IT GOES SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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I'M KIND WORRIED THAT I'M GOING CRAZY AGAIN,
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HEARING GHOSTS OR SOMETHING.
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- OH, MY GOD, IT'S MARLENE.
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- YEAH, RIGHT, GOOD ONE.
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- I'M SERIOUS.
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SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE DIE AT HOME,
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THEIR SPIRITS GET STUCK.
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IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
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- DON'T FUCK WITH ME, ANDREA.
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MY MENTAL STATE CAN'T TAKE IT RIGHT NOW.
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- I'M NOT! I BELIEVE IN THIS SHIT.
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A FRIEND OF MY GRANNY'S USED TO CLEAN HOUSES,
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AND THIS ONE TIME SHE WAS CLEANING THIS ROOM
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OF THIS GUY THAT DIED.
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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SHE STARTED FEELING SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD
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RIGHT ABOVE HER HEAD.
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AND SO SHE SLOWLY LOOKED UP,
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AND BOOM, A LIGHT BULB BURST RIGHT IN HER FACE.
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IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD SAGE THE HELL OUT OF THIS PLACE.
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IT'S THE ONLY WAY THE SPIRITS WILL KNOW
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THAT IT'S TIME TO GO.
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YOU HEAR THAT, MARLENE?
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IT'S TIME TO CROSS OVER, YOU OLD RACIST BITCH!
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- WAIT, ANDREA.
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COULD YOU HANG OUT FOR A MINUTE?
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SEE IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN?
243
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- NO, NO, NO. HELL NO.
244
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IF YOU GOT GHOSTS IN HERE, I WANT NO PART OF IT.
245
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- SHIT.
246
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- I AM OFFICIALLY CHECKED IN.
247
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- WHOO-HOO.
248
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- OH, LOOK AT THE CUTE VAMPIRE NURSE.
249
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I HOPE SHE'S THE ONE THAT TAKES THE BLOOD.
250
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NO, I LIKE THAT THE STAFF
251
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,133
DRESSES UP HERE FOR HALLOWEEN.
252
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HOSPITALS CAN BE SO DEPRESSING.
253
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IT'S NICE TO SEE PEOPLE HAVING A LITTLE FUN.
254
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- FUN?
255
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,907
YOU CALL THAT FUN?
256
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CANCER NURSE DRESSED UP LIKE A DEAD PERSON?
257
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SEEMS MORE LIKE SHITTY TASTE TO ME.
258
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OH, GREAT, NOW MY EMAILS AREN'T GOING THROUGH.
259
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FUCK ME!
260
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UGH!
261
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- MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO WORK.
262
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- NO.
263
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I'M GONNA STAY HERE WITH YOU.
264
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:56,489
- NO, I KNOW YOU WANT TO,
265
00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:57,657
BUT YOU'RE STARTING TO STRESS ME OUT
266
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WITH ALL THE TEXTING AND THE BUZZING
267
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AND THE NEGATIVE ENERGY RIGHT NOW.
268
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
269
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YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
270
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DUMB DEADLINE, IT'S JUST MAKING ME CRAZY.
271
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
272
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I'M GONNA TURN THIS THING OFF.
273
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SCREW THEM. [phone buzzes]
274
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OH, FUCK ME IN MY FAT ASS.
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- GO.
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PLEASE.
277
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WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
278
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I'M OKAY DOING THINGS MYSELF, I REALLY AM.
279
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- OKAY, HONEY.
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I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY,
281
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IF NOT SOONER, OKAY?
282
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YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE.
283
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,405
JUST FOR THE RECORD, I FIND YOUR OUTFIT HIGHLY OFFENSIVE.
284
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- CATHY JAMISON.
285
00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:51,277
- YES.
286
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,745
- FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.
287
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WE JUST NEED YOU TO FILL OUT SOME PAPERWORK HERE,
288
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,754
AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WE'LL GRAB A QUICK "BLOOOOD" SAMPLE
289
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:02,922
BEFORE WE START TREATMENT.
290
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- OKAY, THANK YOU.
291
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,662
- OH, MAN, LOOK WHO IT IS.
292
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[laughs] MY WOULD-BE ASSASSIN.
293
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[laughs]
294
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THIS MUST BE PRETTY AWKWARD FOR YOU, RIGHT?
295
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:52,872
BY THE WAY, I--
296
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I THINK I'M DEVELOPING A HEMATOMA,
297
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WHICH WILL BE VERY EASY TO REMEMBER
298
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,477
BECAUSE IT RHYMES WITH MELANOMA, RIGHT?
299
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SO THEN PEOPLE WILL JUST KNOW ME
300
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AS THE "OMA" GUY.
301
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,915
- DO YOU MIND? - THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE--
302
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,350
- LOOK, I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH--
303
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,384
- OH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
304
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,019
- THEN TAKE OUT THE FUCKING EAR BUDS,
305
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:09,889
SHUT UP, AND LET ME FILL OUT MY GODDAMN PAPERWORK.
306
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,862
- HEY, JOHN, HOW ARE YOU?
307
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,269
LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE TIP,
308
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,005
CATHERINE TOLKA--
309
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- TOLKE. - TOLKE JAMISON.
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I'M GUESSING THIS IS YOUR FIRST CLINICAL TRIAL, RIGHT?
311
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,846
AND CLINICAL TRIALS, THEY'RE VERY MUCH LIKE, UM,
312
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THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
313
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,716
RIGHT NOW CLIQUES ARE FORMING
314
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AND BONDS ARE BEING MADE,
315
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:44,190
AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE MEAN BLONDE GIRL.
316
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[school bell rings]
317
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- HEY, HOT STUFF. - OH, HEY.
318
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- YOU DIDN'T CALL ME BACK.
319
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,404
- UH, SORRY.
320
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,773
I PUT MY PHONE ON SILENT, FORGOT TO CHECK IT.
321
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:02,441
- THAT'S COOL, I WAS JUST CHECKING TO SEE
322
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,009
IF YOU WANNA GO TO SEGRID'S PARTY TOGETHER.
323
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,377
IT'S ON FRIDAY.
324
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,914
- MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.
325
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,015
- EWW.
326
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,684
- GROSS. WHAT ARE THOSE?
327
00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:13,285
- THEY ARE FETAL PIGS, MR. BOBICK,
328
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,187
WHICH WE WILL BE DISSECTING IN CLASS TODAY.
329
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:18,858
EVERYONE, KINDLY GRAB GLOVES AND A PAIR OF GOGGLES,
330
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:21,994
AND HEAD IN GROUPS OF FIVE TO A LAB STATION, PLEASE.
331
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,596
- I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING DEAD BEFORE.
332
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,397
IT'S TOTALLY FREAKING ME OUT.
333
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,398
- COME ON.
334
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,534
- MISS THOMPSON.
335
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,616
- SHIT.
336
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,589
- DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE HAVE YOUR INSURANCE APPROVAL FORM?
337
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,524
- UM...
338
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,727
NOT SURE.
339
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,895
- IT'S BLUE
340
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,630
WITH SEVEN NUMBERS ON TOP,
341
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:58,998
STARTING WITH "W-X."
342
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,099
- UH...
343
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,134
[sighs]
344
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,236
I DON'T SEE IT. - THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.
345
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,604
TECHNICALLY WE NEED TO HAVE THAT ON FILE
346
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,507
BEFORE WE CAN BEGIN TREATMENT.
347
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,276
- WELL, CAN YOU CALL MY INSURANCE
348
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,444
AND HAVE THEM FAX IT OVER OR SOMETHING?
349
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,879
- WE TRIED.
350
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,147
THEY'RE CLAIMING THEY HAVE NO RECORD OF APPROVING IT.
351
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,816
- THEY ARE?
352
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,452
OH, YOU CALLED MY SECONDARY.
353
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,755
I SWITCHED TO MY HUSBAND'S POLICY
354
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:26,959
BECAUSE IT COVERS MORE, SO DO I HAVE THE CARD?
355
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:31,063
DO I?
356
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,600
DO I HAVE THE CARD?
357
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,635
NO, I DON'T.
358
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,971
YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND USUALLY HANDLES ALL THIS STUFF.
359
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:42,141
HE'S MY "CANCIERGE."
360
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:44,109
IT'S A LITTLE JOKE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US.
361
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,412
- WE'RE ONLY DOING TREATMENTS FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF HOURS.
362
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,314
IF YOU CAN'T TRACK THE FORM DOWN BY THEN,
363
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,515
THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO START TOMORROW.
364
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:50,516
- TOMOR--NO.
365
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:51,784
I WANT TO START TODAY.
366
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:54,186
I'VE--I'VE WAITED WEEKS FOR THIS.
367
00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:56,121
SO LET ME CALL MY HUSBAND.
368
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,356
I'M SURE WE CAN WORK IT OUT.
369
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,158
- OKAY.
370
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,964
- CALL TOM BACK.
371
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,832
TELL HIM I NEED THOSE PROOFS BY TOMORROW.
372
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,300
WHAT'S THE STATUS ON R.L.S.?
373
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,668
- STILL WAITING TO HEAR.
374
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,836
- OF COURSE YOU ARE.
375
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,338
HUMAN RESOURCES WANTS TO SEE ME?
376
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,472
WHAT THE HELL FOR?
377
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,274
- I DON'T KNOW. THEY SAID IT WAS URGENT.
378
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,609
- HUH.
379
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,278
ELIMINATED?
380
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,780
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY JOB'S BEEN ELIMINATED?
381
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,615
- UNFORTUNATELY YOUR POSITION IS NO LONGER REQUIRED
382
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,718
TO KEEP THE DEPARTMENT RUNNING SMOOTHLY.
383
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,353
- BUT THE COMPANY JUST PROMOTED ME
384
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,221
TO THIS POSITION A FEW MONTHS AGO.
385
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,056
- I KNOW, THIS MUST BE QUITE A SHOCK.
386
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,658
- DAMN RIGHT IT'S A SHOCK.
387
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,727
I MEAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,
388
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,329
GO BACK TO BEING AN ASSOCIATE NOW?
389
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,264
- WELL, AS YOU KNOW, THAT POSITION WAS FILLED
390
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,833
WHEN YOU WERE PROMOTED.
391
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:43,335
AND I'M AFRAID THAT THERE ISN'T ANY ROOM IN THE BUDGET
392
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:46,138
TO HIRE AN ADDITIONAL ASSOCIATE.
393
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,041
- WAIT A MINUTE.
394
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,342
AM I BEING FIRED?
395
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,477
- NOT FIRED.
396
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,045
[clears throat] LET GO.
397
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,114
WHICH ENTITLES YOU TO A SEVERANCE PACKAGE.
398
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,815
- SEVERANCE PACKAGE?
399
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,851
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
400
00:16:58,884 --> 00:16:59,952
THIS IS BULLSHIT!
401
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,153
- OKAY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU
402
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,187
TO CALM DOWN.
403
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,322
- CALM DOWN?
404
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,324
HOW CAN YOU ASK ME TO CALM DOWN?
405
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,727
YOU KNOW MY WIFE HAS CANCER!
406
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,263
OH, MY GOD!
407
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,332
OH, MY GOD!
408
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,767
THIS IS BECAUSE SHE'S SICK
409
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,268
AND I'VE BEEN TAKING TIME OFF.
410
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,536
I COULD SUE YOU FOR THIS.
411
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,638
- PAUL, I KNOW THIS FEELS LIKE A PERSONAL ATTACK,
412
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,573
BUT I THINK THAT YOU ARE OVERREACTING.
413
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,542
- REALLY, CHERYL?
414
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,978
'CAUSE I THINK MY REACTION IS PRETTY FUCKING NORMAL
415
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:28,447
GIVEN THE SHIT THAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH.
416
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,650
I ADMIT THAT MY FOCUS HAS BEEN A LITTLE SPLIT RECENTLY,
417
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,685
AND MAYBE I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING THE BEST JOB OF MY LIFE.
418
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,354
BUT I WORK A FUCK OF A LOT HARDER
419
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,056
THAN THE OTHER ASSHOLES IN MY DIVISION,
420
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,858
AND I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED THIS WAY!
421
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,760
OH, SHIT.
422
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,562
OH, SHIT! - I'M SORRY, PAUL.
423
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:46,698
I KNOW THIS IS A BAD TIME.
424
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,603
- YOU KNOW THE NEXT TIME YOU FIRE SOMEBODY ON HALLOWEEN,
425
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,739
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE OFF YOUR POINTY FUCKING EARS FIRST.
426
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,283
- AS YOU BEGIN TO REMOVE THE HEART,
427
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,118
NOTICE HOW THE SURFACE IS COVERED WITH BLOOD VESSELS.
428
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,153
IF THOSE GET BLOCKED, GUESS WHAT HAPPENS.
429
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,455
HEART ATTACK.
430
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,457
DOCTORS SOMETIMES USE PIG VALVES
431
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,425
TO REPLACE DAMAGED HUMAN ONES.
432
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,693
- NO WAY.
433
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,395
SO THERE ARE, LIKE, ACTUAL PEOPLE WALKING AROUND
434
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,097
WITH PIG PARTS INSIDE THEM?
435
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,531
- OH, YES, AND GRATEFUL TOO.
436
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:20,666
IT CAN MEAN THE DIFFERENCE
437
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,801
BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH FOR SOME FOLKS.
438
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,504
- OH, MAN, THAT IS DISGUSTING.
439
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:27,005
HEADS UP.
440
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,173
NICE CATCH, DUDE.
441
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,075
SOME POOR, SICK BASTARD JUST DIED.
442
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,910
- JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ASSHOLE!
443
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,645
- BREAK IT UP. BREAK IT UP.
444
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,414
I SAID BREAK IT UP, COME ON!
445
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,951
PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW.
446
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,018
SIT DOWN.
447
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,722
- YOU'VE REACHED PAUL JAMISON.
448
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:45,457
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.
449
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,458
[beep]
450
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,428
- PAUL, YOU HAVE TO CALL ME BACK.
451
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,496
CALL ME BACK.
452
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,531
I NEED THAT INSURANCE INFORMATION.
453
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,813
YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
454
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,617
[sighs]
455
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,160
OW.
456
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:25,898
- UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
457
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:29,835
- TRYING JUST TO GET A GODDAMN WATER.
458
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,137
FUCKING MACHINE.
459
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,845
- AM I SENSING JUST A LITTLE UNRESOLVED ANGER?
460
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:40,913
- I'M HAVING A BAD DAY, OKAY?
461
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:41,914
- APPARENTLY.
462
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,248
- MY INSURANCE IS FUCKED UP,
463
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:44,583
AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET ME START THE TREATMENT
464
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,084
UNTIL TOMORROW, AND IT IS FREAKING ME OUT.
465
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,519
- IT'S JUST A DAY.
466
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,621
- I KNOW IT'S JUST A DAY.
467
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:53,692
BUT WHAT IF TODAY IS THE DAY THAT TIPS THE SCALE?
468
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,928
I JUST--I WANTED TODAY TO GO SMOOTHLY.
469
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,863
I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I WOKE UP,
470
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,431
AND NOW I JUST--
471
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,900
WHY CAN'T ANYTHING GO THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO?
472
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,135
- OH, IT DID.
473
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:06,004
JUST DIDN'T GO THE WAY YOU WANTED IT TO.
474
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,740
YOU MAY BE A BRAVE BITCH,
475
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,843
BUT YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE UNIVERSE.
476
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,979
YOU'RE THE WATER, NOT THE ROCK.
477
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,215
- OH, JESUS, WHAT ARE YOU,
478
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,916
SOME KINDA GODDAMN BUDDHIST?
479
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,151
- [laughs]
480
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:22,087
I'LL USUALLY LEAVE OFF THE "GODDAMN" PART.
481
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,822
OH, SHIT. - WHAT?
482
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,057
- NURSE, CAN WE HAVE A LITTLE HELP?
483
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,558
- WHY ARE YOU CALLING THE NURSE?
484
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,827
- DON'T LOOK DOWN, BUT YOU'RE KINDA BLEEDING A LOT.
485
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,162
- OH, MY GOD.
486
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:31,830
- I SAID NOT TO LOOK DOWN.
487
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:33,165
- COME WITH ME, WE'LL GET YOU ALL CLEANED UP, OKAY?
488
00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:34,666
- YEAH, I THINK I MIGHT--
489
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,535
- OH!
490
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,138
- HEY.
491
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,507
I MISSED YOU AT LUNCH.
492
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,176
- WASN'T HUNGRY.
493
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:46,278
- YOU DIDN'T END UP GETTING DETENTION, DID YOU?
494
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:49,481
I TOLD MR. INGVOLL THAT JUSTIN WAS BEING A TOTAL PRICK.
495
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,183
HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN MAKING FUN OF SICK PEOPLE
496
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,284
IN FRONT OF YOU.
497
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:53,852
I FELT SO BAD.
498
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,921
- I DON'T NEED PEOPLE FEELING BAD FOR ME.
499
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:58,557
- I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
500
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,660
I GET HOW HARD THIS IS WITH YOUR MOM.
501
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,762
YOU KNOW, I'M HERE IF YOU EVER WANT TO TALK.
502
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,931
- I DON'T, OKAY?
503
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,733
AND IF I DID, IT WOULDN'T BE WITH YOU.
504
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,734
- WHAT?
505
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,768
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK,
506
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:10,802
BUT WE'RE NOT A COUPLE.
507
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,070
WE DID IT ONCE.
508
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,039
THAT'S IT. IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
509
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,874
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
510
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,377
SO STOP CALLING ME AND LEAVING NOTES ON MY LOCKER
511
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,145
AND INVITING ME TO STUPID PARTIES,
512
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,580
BECAUSE I'M NOT INTO YOU.
513
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,248
- YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
514
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,953
- DAMN, YOU'RE A CRUEL SON OF A BITCH.
515
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,889
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO THAT GIRL TO MAKE HER CRY LIKE THAT?
516
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,224
- GOD, YOU'RE ALWAYS IN MY FUCKING BUSINESS.
517
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:33,525
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
518
00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:35,027
- OR WHAT?
519
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,428
YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY TOO?
520
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,131
- YOU DONE NOW?
521
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:40,799
- I'D SAY MORE,
522
00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:43,735
BUT LUCKY FOR YOU I'M AN ANGEL TODAY.
523
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:52,344
[children giggling distantly]
524
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,450
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
525
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,118
- SEE, BUD?
526
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,920
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
527
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:04,489
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A HAUNTED HOUSE.
528
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:05,490
- BABY ON FIRE!
529
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:08,760
BABY ON FIRE!
530
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,862
WAIT, WAIT, DON'T GO.
531
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,264
I HAVE CANDY.
532
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:14,599
- [boy crying]
533
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,850
- WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY?
534
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:34,019
DID YOU NOT GET ANY OF MY MESSAGES?
535
00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:36,021
- I CALLED THE INSURANCE COMPANY ON THE WAY OVER.
536
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:38,457
THEY SHOULD BE FAXING THE FORM RIGHT NOW.
537
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,492
IS THAT FROM YOUR TREATMENT?
538
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:41,660
- NO.
539
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,162
I PUT MY HAND UP A VENDING MACHINE.
540
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,497
- WHAT?
541
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,099
- ACTUALLY I DON'T HAVE BANDAGES FROM MY TREATMENT,
542
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:48,367
BECAUSE I WASN'T ABLE TO START TODAY
543
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,669
THANKS TO YOU NOT RETURNING MY CALLS.
544
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,371
BUT I GUESS JEFF THE DOUCHE BAG
545
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,406
IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY CLINICAL TRIAL.
546
00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:56,007
- I WAS BUSY GETTING FIRED.
547
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,410
I'M SORRY IF THAT DIDN'T FIT INTO YOUR FUCKING SCHEDULE.
548
00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:01,913
- THEY FIRED YOU?
549
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,248
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
550
00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:04,916
- IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR TREATMENT?
551
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:06,718
YOU HAVE FUCKING CANCER, CATHY,
552
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:08,687
AND THAT PRETTY MUCH TRUMPS EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME.
553
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,355
- DO NOT ACT LIKE THIS IS MY FAULT,
554
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,990
BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO TRADE PLACES WITH ME, BUDDY,
555
00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:13,258
I'D BE GLAD TO DO IT.
556
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:14,726
- I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
557
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,862
IT'S JUST EVERYTHING IS JUST SO FUCKED RIGHT NOW.
558
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,498
I MEAN, ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT YOU HAVE CANCER?
559
00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:20,999
NOW I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT FINDING A JOB
560
00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:23,101
AND GETTING INSURANCE AGAIN.
561
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,804
HOW MUCH MORE SHIT CAN THEY PILE ON TOP OF OUR HEADS?
562
00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:27,172
IT'S--IT'S--
563
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:29,975
IT'S LIKE WE'RE BEING PUNISHED OR SOMETHING.
564
00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:32,010
- JUST MAKING SURE YOU GUYS CAN SEE ME, ALL RIGHT?
565
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:34,546
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, OKAY?
566
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:37,916
- FUCK YOU! - ASSHOLE!
567
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:41,620
- HEY.
568
00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:42,954
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TWO?
569
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:44,256
- I GOT FIRED.
570
00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:45,757
- MY TREATMENT GOT SCREWED UP.
571
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,526
I CAN'T START TILL TOMORROW.
572
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,461
- OH, MAN, THAT SUCKS.
573
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:52,030
DO YOU WANT A BUTTERFINGER?
574
00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:54,633
- I'D LOVE ONE.
575
00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:02,808
- HEY. - HEY, SWEETHEART.
576
00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:03,975
YOU GOING TRICK-OR-TREATING?
577
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:05,377
- UM, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
578
00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:06,978
AND THEN I REALIZED I WAS 15.
579
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:08,213
SO NO.
580
00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:09,648
- YOU USED TO LOVE HALLOWEEN.
581
00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:11,116
- YEAH, WELL, NOW I HATE IT.
582
00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:13,452
- THAT MAKES IT UNANIMOUS.
583
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:17,456
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
584
00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:20,725
I HAVE ENOUGH 'WEEN LOVE FOR ALL OF US.
585
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:29,134
[thumping]
586
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,509
- WHAT?
587
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:38,743
WHAT, MARLENE?
588
00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:40,412
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?
589
00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:42,214
DO YOU WANT ME GONE?
590
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:43,582
THEN JUST SAY IT.
591
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:47,018
BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND "BUMP" AND "SWOOSH."
592
00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,653
CRAZY OLD LADY.
593
00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:49,921
[thumping continues]
594
00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:53,558
YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY HOPE YOU ARE REAL, MARLENE,
595
00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:55,727
BECAUSE IF YOU ARE REAL,
596
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,596
THAT MEANS I'M NOT CRAZY,
597
00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:58,830
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING,
598
00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:00,265
'CAUSE I GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
599
00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:02,634
THAT I NEED TO BE SANE FOR RIGHT NOW.
600
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,135
I'M ACTUALLY--
601
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,171
I'M ACTUALLY BREAKING ONE OF MY RULES
602
00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:08,874
BY TALKING OUT LOUD WITH NO ONE ELSE IN THE ROOM.
603
00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,909
[thumping continues]
604
00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:17,282
SO IF YOU ARE A REAL GHOST,
605
00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:20,685
MARLENE, COULD YOU JUST DO ME A FAVOR
606
00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:25,790
AND--AND GO TOWARD THE LIGHT OR WHATEVER.
607
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:28,193
JUST PLEASE DON'T STAY HERE.
608
00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:32,430
I HAVE TO BE SANE, MARLENE.
609
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:35,834
PLEASE.
610
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:40,272
PLEASE LET ME BE SANE.
611
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,307
[thumping continues]
612
00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:14,506
OH!
613
00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:19,878
OH.
614
00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:23,715
OH, ALL RIGHT, FLY AWAY.
615
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,417
GO ON.
616
00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:26,985
FLY HOME.
617
00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:28,853
FLY HOME, LITTLE OWL.
618
00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,021
GET OUT.
619
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,357
FLY AWAY. FLY AWAY.
620
00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:35,427
OH, THANK CHRIST.
621
00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:43,501
[G. Love & Special Sauce's Heaven plays]
622
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:51,543
♪ ♪
623
00:26:56,247 --> 00:27:01,653
- ♪ WHEN DID YOU FALL DOWN FROM HEAVEN ♪
624
00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:02,954
- OKAY.
625
00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:04,656
YOU'RE ALL SET.
626
00:27:04,689 --> 00:27:08,627
- ♪ WERE YOU GONNA LET ME KNOW ♪
627
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,795
♪ THAT THERE'S AN ANGEL ♪
628
00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:15,600
♪ AND SHE JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR ♪
629
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:20,672
♪ ♪
630
00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:24,142
♪ WHEN DID YOU SAY GOOD-BYE TO HEAVEN ♪
631
00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:27,412
♪ ♪
632
00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:30,949
♪ AND LEAVE THOSE STARRY STARRY SKIES ♪
633
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,151
♪ ♪
634
00:27:33,184 --> 00:27:36,021
♪ WHEN DID YOU LEAVE HEAVEN ♪
635
00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:40,025
♪ SWEET ANGEL OF MINE ♪
636
00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:44,162
♪ ♪
637
00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:47,432
♪ I'M HOPING AND I'M PRAYING ♪
638
00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:49,367
♪ LOVING ME WON'T MAKE YOU ♪
639
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:52,270
♪ FALL DOWN FROM GRACE ♪
640
00:27:52,303 --> 00:27:54,673
♪ ♪
641
00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:59,177
♪ YES I'M HOPING AND I'M PRAYING ♪
642
00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:04,616
♪ THAT THE GOOD LORD DON'T TAKE YOU AWAY ♪
643
00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:08,286
♪ YEAH AT LEAST NOT TODAY ♪
644
00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:09,521
♪ ♪
645
00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:15,460
♪ WHEN DID YOU RUN ON DOWN FROM HEAVEN ♪
646
00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:19,698
♪ HOW'D THEY EVER LET YOU GO ♪
647
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:22,734
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