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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,073 --> 00:00:08,742    - PREVIOUSLY ON  THE BIG C...      2 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:10,910  - REBECCA TOLD YOU.       - YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME!  3 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:13,580  - YOU FUCKED SOMEBODY,      SO I FUCKED SOMEBODY, TOO.  4 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:15,081  - ATTICUS SHERMAN.   - NO CHANCE YOU COULD  5 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,983      GET ME INTO THAT CLINICAL   TRIAL YOU'RE DOING?  6 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,184  - IT'S ALL FILLED UP.  7 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:19,652  - HOW DO YOU EXPECT   TO BE A DECENT PARENT  8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,088  WHEN YOU WON'T EVEN PUT      ON A GODDAMN PAIR OF PANTS?      9 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,591  - I WANNA BE BETTER.      - THEN TAKE THE MEDS, SEAN.      10 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:25,658  I THINK   THIS CANCER MIGHT BE  11 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,193  AFFECTING HIM   MORE THAN HE THINKS.  12 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:28,461    IT WAS DR. SHERMAN'S OFFICE.      13 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:30,330  HE ADDED A SPOT FOR ME   IN THE CLINICAL TRIAL.  14 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:40,573  [Leftover Cuties'   Game Called Life]  15 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:42,609  - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪  16 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:45,645     ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪  17 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:50,950  ♪ STEP OUT ♪  18 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,987      ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪  19 00:00:58,324 --> 00:01:01,828  ♪ IS THIS   SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪  20 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:06,299  ♪ WILL SOMEONE   WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪  21 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:12,038     ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST       A GAME WE PLAY ♪  22 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:15,075  ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪  23 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,415  - READY?  24 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:25,518  ONE, TWO...  25 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:27,720  - DON'T COUNT.   - RIGHT, SORRY.  26 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,856  - READY?   - PAUL!  27 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:32,859  OW!      - OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY.  28 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:35,962  I'M JUST KINDA POPPIN'       MY INJECTION CHERRY HERE.  29 00:01:35,995 --> 00:01:38,498  I PROMISE I WILL   GET BETTER AT THIS.  30 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:39,966  - I JUST   CAN'T BRING MYSELF  31 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:42,635      TO INTENTIONALLY PUNCTURE   MYSELF.  32 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,671  I'D MAKE   A CRAPPY HEROIN ADDICT.  33 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:46,039  - HEY, I WONDER   IF THIS STUFF IS GONNA  34 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:48,908  GIVE YOU THE ABILITY   TO LIFT FALLEN TREES,  35 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,477  OR BEND METAL BARS   AND STUFF.  36 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,245  - NO, THEY'RE NOT     THAT KIND OF STEROIDS, PAUL.      37 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:55,982     THEY PREVENT SIDE EFFECTS.  38 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:57,484  WHAT IS THIS?  39 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:00,887      - JUST A LITTLE PLEASURE   TO OFFSET THE PAIN.  40 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,923  - [giggles]  41 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:07,927  THE BEST OF CHICAGO.  42 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,663    - THE SOUNDTRACK OF OUR LOVE.      - THANK YOU.  43 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,565  NOT JUST FOR THE CD.  44 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:14,868  BUT FOR EVERYTHING   YOU'RE DOING.  45 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:19,472  YOU KNOW, THE SHOTS AND     THE SETTING THE APPOINTMENTS      46 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,508  AND JUST ALWAYS   LOOKING OUT FOR ME.  47 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,743     - HEY, I'M YOUR CANCIERGE,   REMEMBER?  48 00:02:23,776 --> 00:02:27,380  - [laughing]  49 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:30,416  - MM.  50 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:33,686  - I KNOW--   I KNOW WE HAVEN'T...  51 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:37,490  AND I--I JUST   HOPE THAT'S OKAY.  52 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,025  - OF COURSE!  53 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:41,261  - MY BODY'S JUST   PRETTY SPENT RIGHT NOW.  54 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:43,329  - OH, HONEY, DON'T   EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT.  55 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:46,199  WE HAVE GOT   A FULL PLATE RIGHT NOW.  56 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:48,501  A FULL PLATE, YOU KNOW?  57 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:52,105  MELANOMA WITH   A SIDE OF STEROIDS?  58 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:54,207  - YOU SURE?   - ABSOLUTELY.  59 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,342  WE GOT THIS       CLINICAL TRIAL COMING UP  60 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:58,111  AND MY WORK'S INSANE.  61 00:02:58,144 --> 00:03:00,246  CATH,   WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE.  62 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,283  TRUST ME,   I DON'T MISS IT.  63 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:14,827  - CONTRARY   TO POPULAR BELIEF,  64 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,896  OUR COUNTRY   IS NOT A DEMOCRACY.  65 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,565  TECHNICALLY,   IT'S A REPUBLIC.  66 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:20,466  [school bell rings]   SO I WANT TWO PAGES  67 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,001  FROM EVERYBODY TOMORROW  68 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,636      EXPLAINING THE DIFFERENCE   BETWEEN THE TWO.  69 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,539  AND I'M ONTO YOUR   WIKIPEDIA PLAGIARISM.  70 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:30,443  SO BE ORIGINAL OR FIND      A MORE CLEVER WAY TO CHEAT.      71 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:32,979      - OKAY, DON'T FREAK OUT.  72 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:35,081      - ANDREA, TELLING PEOPLE   NOT TO FREAK OUT  73 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:36,549  IS NOT A GREAT WAY   TO PUT PEOPLE AT EASE.  74 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:39,385  WHAT'S GOING ON?   - MY PARENTS GOT CALLED  75 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:41,487  BY OUR CHURCH       TO DO MISSIONARY WORK...  76 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,890  IN GHANA.  77 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:45,391  WE LEAVE NEXT WEEK.  78 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,962     WE'RE GONNA SPREAD THE WORD      79 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:50,997  LIKE THE FUCKING      MOSQUITOES SPREAD MALARIA.  80 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:52,632    - BUT IT'S YOUR SENIOR YEAR!      81 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:53,833  - TELL ME ABOUT IT.  82 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:56,402  NOT ONLY CAN I      NOT GRADUATE WITH MY CLASS,      83 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,837  BUT IF   I FINISH SCHOOL THERE,  84 00:03:57,870 --> 00:03:59,305  I CAN'T   GET IN-STATE TUITION  85 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,274  TO GO TO     THE UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA.      86 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:05,245  - IT'S...GOOD TO HEAR     YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON COLLEGE.     87 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:08,948  - THEY HAVE THIS FASHION PROGRAM       I WAS ALL EXCITED ABOUT.  88 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,717  - WHY HAVEN'T   I HEARD OF THIS BEFORE?  89 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:11,985  - MAYBE I WAS   JUST TRYING TO KEEP  90 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:13,453  A LITTLE MYSTERY   IN OUR FRIENDSHIP.  91 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:16,456  - I AM SO SORRY.  92 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:19,926  I--I WISH THERE       WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO.  93 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:21,961  - IT'S ALL RIGHT.  94 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:26,266  I HEAR IT'S REALLY EASY      TO GET DYSENTERY IN GHANA.  95 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:29,068  MAYBE I'LL   EAT SOME BAD GOAT  96 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,603  AND GET REALLY SKINNY  97 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:34,173  AND THEN COME BACK AND      GET A JOB AS A SUPERMODEL.  98 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,345  - NOW, I HATE   THE PINK COLOR IN HERE  99 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,713      AND THE CLOSET IS PACKED  100 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,949  WITH MISGUIDED   LATE-NIGHT PURCHASES.  101 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,785  BUT...   THE ROOM IS ALL YOURS.  102 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,587  - I APPRECIATE THIS,   MRS. JAMISON.  103 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,022  - PLEASE.  104 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:50,223  THE NICE   THING ABOUT CANCER,  105 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:51,758  IF IT FEELS RIGHT,   YOU JUST DO IT.  106 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,593  - I'LL MAKE SURE   MY PARENTS BUILD A HUT  107 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,595  MADE OUT OF COW DUNG   IN YOUR HONOR.  108 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,597  - I HAD A REALLY       NICE CHAT WITH YOUR MOM.  109 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:00,600     I PROMISED HER I WOULD NOT     LET YOU DYE YOUR HAIR BLONDE      110 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,568  AND THAT YOU      WOULD KEEP YOUR GRADES UP.  111 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,404      WE'VE GOTTA GET YOU INTO      FASHION SCHOOL, YOUNG LADY.      112 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:05,605     - WHAT DO YOU GOT IN HERE?  113 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:08,808  SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE   ROCKS FROM HOME?  114 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,176  - MR. JAMISON,  115 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:11,844  HEAVY GIRL   HAS HEAVY CLOTHES.  116 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,080  [chuckles]   IT'S A JOKE.  117 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:16,316  I'M COOL WITH JOKES   ABOUT MY WEIGHT.  118 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:18,985  IT'S THE ELEPHANT   IN THE ROOM.  119 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:21,254  THAT'S A JOKE TOO.   - NICE ONE.  120 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:23,089  - I'M GONNA GO GET   THE REST OF YOUR STUFF.  121 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,694  - SO, YOU'RE, UM--     SO YOUR PARENTS WERE ASSIGNED     122 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,496  TO SOME SORT   OF MISSIONARY POSITION?  123 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,865      MISSIONARY WORK IN GHANA?  124 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,334    WOW, THAT'S A LONG WAY AWAY.      125 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,169  - I BET YOU WEREN'T      A BIG FAN OF ME MOVING IN.  126 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:37,937      - WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?  127 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:39,339  [stutters]  128 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,140      LOOK, THERE MIGHT'VE BEEN      A LITTLE BIT OF HESITATION  129 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,642  WHEN IT FIRST CAME UP,  130 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,110  BUT THAT'S ONLY 'CAUSE      WE GOT A LOT GOING ON HERE.      131 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:46,412  YOU KNOW, DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS     AND STUFF LIKE THAT.  132 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,681    - OR MAYBE YOU DIDN'T WANT ME      HERE 'CAUSE I'M BLACK?  133 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:50,550  - WHAT?   THAT'S RIDICULOUS.  134 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,218  WH-WH-WHY   WOULD YOU SAY THAT?  135 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:54,921  - I'M JUST FUCKING   WITH YOU, MR. J.  136 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:57,090  - [exhales]  137 00:05:57,123 --> 00:06:00,827  NICE.  138 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,228  WELL-PLAYED,   YOUNG JESTER.  139 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:08,501  - GOOD MORNING,   YIN TO MY YANG.  140 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:09,936  KETCHUP TO MY MUSTARD.  141 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:11,404  - HALL TO YOUR OATES.  142 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:12,638  - NICE.   - [giggles]  143 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:16,042  - THESE ARE FOR YOU.  144 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:17,977  - OH!   - HONEYCRISPS.  145 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:19,512  THE OLD GUY DOWN   THE STREET TOLD ME  146 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,748  I COULD HELP MYSELF   TO HIS APPLE TREE.  147 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,583  YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU       GET WHEN YOUR FIRST REACTION      148 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:25,051  TO SOMEONE   SAYING "GOOD MORNING,"  149 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:26,552     ISN'T "FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE."  150 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,321     - SO THE MEDS ARE WORKING?  151 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:30,556  - THEY ARE.  152 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:33,626  MAYBE THEY'RE CUTTING   THESE NEW BIPOLAR DRUGS  153 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:34,894    WITH FAIRY DUST OR SOMETHING.     154 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,897  BECAUSE I--   I FEEL FANTASTIC.  155 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:40,933  IT'S LIKE I HAVE   THIS INCREDIBLE ABILITY  156 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,903  TO FOCUS ON EVERYTHING.  157 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:47,106  BEST OF ALL,   IT'S LIKE A FOG HAS BEEN LIFTED    158 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,075     AND I AM REALLY SEEING YOU.      159 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:53,513  I'M APPRECIATING YOU       ON AN ENTIRELY NEW LEVEL.  160 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:54,947  - SAY MORE.  161 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,616  - I LOVE HOW YOUR HAIR  162 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:59,218  IS THE PERFECT SHADE   OF HONEY BLONDE...  163 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,989  HOW YOUR EYES REFLECT THE LIGHT     LIKE A KALEIDOSCOPE...  164 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:05,224  HOW THE CONTOUR   OF YOUR LOWER BACK  165 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,394  IS LIKE A FINELY PAVED   EXPRESSWAY TO YOUR ASS.  166 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,796  - WOW!  167 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:13,399  I WAS LEERY ABOUT WHAT      THESE MEDS WOULD DO TO YOU,      168 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,902     BUT IF THIS IS THE RESULT,   I LOVE IT.  169 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,670  - MM.  170 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:20,706  - [soft moaning]  171 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:27,680  - LET ME--LET ME SEE       WHAT ELSE I CAN DISCOVER.  172 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:30,316  - OH!  173 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:33,186  OH.  174 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,320  OH!  175 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:40,092  - SO YOU HAD A CHANCE   TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY,  176 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,761  BUT INSTEAD YOU CHOSE   TO SERVE TIME  177 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,196      IN JAMISON STATE PRISON?  178 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:44,797  - AND I'M LOYAL TO   THE WARDEN.  179 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,265  SO WATCH YOUR MOUTH   UNLESS YOU WANNA  180 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,934  CATCH A SHANK       IN THE BACK DURING YARD.  181 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,470      - WHAT IS ALL THIS SHIT?  182 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:52,104  YOU ROB A SALON OR   YOU GONNA OPEN ONE UP?  183 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,639  - THIS IS MY  TOILETTE.  184 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,241  - THE TOILET   IS DOWN THE HALL,  185 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,276      NEXT TO THE "BATH-TUBE."   - NO, DUMB ASS.  186 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,980  TOILETTE  IS FRENCH       FOR THE THINGS THAT I DO  187 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:03,950  TO COMPOSE THE VISION OF BEAUTY         THAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU.  188 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,485  - [chuckles]  189 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:08,321     HEAT-STYLE PROTECTING FOAM?      190 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:09,422  - OH, YEAH,   THAT'S FOR MY HAIR.  191 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:10,857  LOOK.  192 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:13,659    IT'S GOT THESE TINY ORGANISMS      IN IT THAT REPAIR IT.  193 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,127      IF YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH   YOU CAN SEE THEM.  194 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,529  THEY KINDA   LOOK LIKE SEA MONKEYS.  195 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:20,399  [laughing]   - OH, YOU SUCK!  196 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:24,270  YOU'RE DEAD, ASSHOLE!  197 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:27,006  - [giggles]  198 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,542  - OH, NICE TO SEE YOU      WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.  199 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:32,678      - I JUST LOVE SEEING ADAM     AND ANDREA GET ALONG SO WELL.     200 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:35,481  THANK YOU   FOR AGREEING TO LET HER MOVE IN.  201 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,716  - OH, COME ON,   HOW COULD I NOT?  202 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:38,351  YOU MADE SUCH   A COMPELLING ARGUMENT.  203 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:39,952  WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?   OH, YEAH.  204 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,687  "WE'RE DOING THIS!"   - IT'S GOOD FOR ADAM  205 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,789  TO HAVE ANOTHER KID   IN THE HOUSE.  206 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,425      ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THIS   CLINICAL TRIAL STUFF GOING ON.     207 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,227  HE'LL HAVE SOMEONE   TO HANG OUT WITH,  208 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,829  SOMEONE TO TALK TO.  209 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,431  - WELL, I HOPE ANDREA      LIKES TALKING ABOUT FARTS.  210 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,233  HERE, TRY THIS.  211 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,303      THIS IS BROCCOLI, GARLIC,       OLIVE OIL, AND TURMERIC.  212 00:08:57,336 --> 00:09:00,339      A SUPERFOOD PERFECT STORM   FOR HEALTH.  213 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:04,343  - NEEDS MORE CHOCOLATE.  214 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,012  - MM.  215 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,915      - YOUR SKIN IS SO SMOOTH.  216 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,583  IT'S LIKE   SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM.  217 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:14,253  I JUST WANNA   COVER IT IN SPRINKLES  218 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,655  AND PUT MY FACE IN IT.  219 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:17,490      - COMPLIMENTS AFTER SEX?  220 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,892  I AM TEMPTED   TO DOUBLE YOUR MEDS  221 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,028  AND CARRY YOU AROUND   IN MY PURSE.  222 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:25,831  - GOD, YOU HAVE   PERFECT BREASTS.  223 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:29,168      THEY'RE POUTY, YET PERT.  224 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:32,505  AND DELIGHTFUL       LITTLE RASPBERRY NIPPLES.  225 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,840  OH, LOOK.   CHECK IT OUT.  226 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:37,877  YOU HAVE HAIRS ON   YOUR NIPPLE.  227 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,813  - NO, I DON'T.   - DON'T GET SENSITIVE.  228 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,683      I LOVE YOUR "HAIRY-OLA."       - THAT'S NOT FUNNY, SEAN.  229 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,851  IT'S THE GOD DAMN   PREGNANCY HORMONES.  230 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,386  THEY'RE TURNING ME       INTO A FUCKING SASQUATCH.  231 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,021  - OH, IT'S JUST       A COUPLE OF LITTLE HAIRS.  232 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,490  IT'S CUTE.     IT'S NOT AT ALL SASQUATCH-Y.      233 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:54,060  - I SHOULD'VE KNOWN   THAT THERE WOULD BE A DOWNSIDE     234 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,162  TO YOUR      DRUG-INDUCED MICRO-VISION.  235 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:57,897  THAT THIS   FAWNING AND ATTENTION  236 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,932  WOULD COME BACK   AND BITE ME IN THE ASS.  237 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:02,001  - WHERE YOU HAVE   VERY CUTE DIMPLES, BY THE WAY.     238 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:04,937  - OKAY, I GET IT, SEAN.   I'M QUASI-FUCKING-MODO.  239 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,272  THANKS SO MUCH.   - WHAT? WAIT!  240 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:07,873  REBECCA!   [door slams]  241 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:09,008  [sighs]   JESUS.  242 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:12,011  [Uso Brothers'   WWE Theme  Get Up]  243 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:13,212  - ♪ IF YOU LIKIN' HOW THE BEAT          BANG YOU SHOULD GET UP ♪  244 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,881  ♪ IF YOU LIKIN'       HOW THE BEAT BANG, HEY ♪  245 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,618  ♪ IF YOU LIKIN'       HOW THE BEAT BANG, HEY ♪  246 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:21,587  ♪ UH, YEAH, UH ♪  247 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,189  ♪ IF YOU LIKIN'   HOW THE BEAT BANG ♪  248 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,724  ♪ YOU SHOULD GET UP ♪  249 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:26,993  ♪ YOU CAN BUMP IT IN YOUR WHIP         OR IF YOU UP IN THE CLUB ♪  250 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,829    ♪ IF YOU STUNTIN' BY THE BAR          THEN POP A BOTTLE OF BUB ♪  251 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:32,565  ♪ AND GET UP,   GET UP, GET UP, HEY ♪  252 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:35,401  ♪ AND ALL MY PEOPLE PUT     YOUR Bs UP WE LIVIN' IT UP ♪      253 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:38,204      ♪ SPENDING MONEY LIKE ITS   NOTHING WE AIN'T GIVING A WHAT ♪  254 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:40,773    ♪ IF YOU STUNTIN' BY THE BAR          THEN POP A BOTTLE OF BUB ♪  255 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,709  ♪ AND GET UP,   GET UP, GET UP, HEY ♪  256 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:46,178      - ♪ STEP IN THE CLUB AND   EVERYBODY PUT THEIR HANDS UP ♪     257 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,446  ♪ I'M CROSSING OVER ♪  258 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,348  - WHAT THE FUCK?     - ♪ LIKE IVERSON THE ANSWER ♪     259 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,283      ♪ TALKING ON THE STREETS       LIKE HOW REAL IS TRUTH ♪  260 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,420  ♪ WELL, I'M GUESSING HALF A MILL   FOR THE DEAL IS PROBABLY PROOF ♪  261 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:57,289  ♪ AND WE BE ON ROOF IN      THE LEER JETS AND COUPES ♪  262 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,026    ♪ AND YOUNG BIG READY TO DIE         SCREAMING "GIMME THE LOOT" ♪      263 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,695  ♪ THEY ASK ME, "TRUTHY,   HOW YOU GET ALL YOUR CHEESE?" ♪    264 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:05,564  ♪ I SPENT DOUBLE   Y'ALL SALARIES ON LAWYER FEES ♪    265 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,401  ♪ I GOT SECURITY,   I'M MATURING, B ♪  266 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,503     ♪ I'M TRYIN' TO HAVE STOCKS       COME INTO MATURITY ♪  267 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,038  ♪ NOW GET UP ♪  268 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,473    ♪ IF YOU LIKIN' HOW THE BEAT           BANG YOU SHOULD GET UP ♪  269 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,109  ♪ YOU CAN BUMP IT IN YOUR WHIP         OR IF YOU UP IN THE CLUB ♪  270 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,945     ♪ IF YOU STUNTIN BY THE BAR          THEN POP A BOTTLE OF BUB ♪  271 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:22,615  ♪ AND GET UP,   GET UP, GET UP, HEY ♪  272 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:23,816     - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?  273 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,418  - I'M TAKING A BATH.   - WELL, GET OUT!  274 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,653  GET OUT.   GET OUT OF HERE!  275 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,522  - OH, HELL NO!  276 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,624  - NO.       NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT--  277 00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:33,459  WHO I WAS--       NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT--  278 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:35,895  THAT'S NOT WHO I WAS--   OH, SHIT.  279 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,801  - WHAT'S GOING ON?  280 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:45,137  I HEARD SCREAMING.  281 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:48,174  - ANDREA HAS...   SAW ME MASTURBATING.  282 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:51,010  - WHAT?  283 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,412  - I DIDN'T KNOW SHE       WAS LURKING THE BATHROOM.  284 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,882  FOR A BIG GIRL, SHE'S      STEALTHY AS A FUCKING PUMA.      285 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,952  - JESUS! PAUL!  286 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:02,555      WE INVITE A TEENAGE GIRL   INTO OUR HOME  287 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:03,756  AND WITHIN 24 HOURS,  288 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:06,225     YOU'RE PLEASURING YOURSELF   IN FRONT OF HER?  289 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:07,660  - SHE WALKED IN ON ME!  290 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,862    I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA           TO HAVE HER MOVE IN HERE.  291 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:10,963  - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.  292 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,898  WHY DID YOU   TELL ME LAST NIGHT THEN  293 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,200  THAT SEX       WASN'T IMPORTANT TO YOU?  294 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,334  THAT YOU   WEREN'T MISSING IT?  295 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,203  AND NOW HERE YOU ARE,   24 HOURS LATER,  296 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,972  YOU'RE BEATING OFF   TO A CATALOGUE!  297 00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:22,675  - I'M SORRY, CATHY.   I LIED.  298 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:23,843  I MISS SEX.  299 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,644  OKAY, AND I'M       WORKING REALLY HARD HERE  300 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,946  TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.  301 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:29,048  AND I DO NOT WANNA BE      THE GUY WHO FORCES HIMSELF  302 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,250  ON HIS WIFE WHILE SHE'S     UNDERGOING CANCER TREATMENT.      303 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:34,386  - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH         I HATE BEING THE PATIENT?  304 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,456  I WANT TO FEEL LIKE   HAVING SEX.  305 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,558      MY BODY WILL NOT LET ME.  306 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,694    - WELL, THAT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE         WHEN YOU DID WANNA HAVE SEX,      307 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,195  YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH   SOMEBODY ELSE.  308 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,563  - OH, THAT'S   WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.  309 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,732  - SEX IN THE BACKYARD,   SEX IN THE BAHAMAS,  310 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,768      SEX GOD-KNOWS-WHERE-ELSE   WITH THAT GUY.  311 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,836     LENNY GOT THE BEST OF YOU.  312 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,905  - WE BOTH   HAD AFFAIRS, PAUL!  313 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,774      WE CAN'T UNDO ANY OF IT.  314 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,609    I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE.      315 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,177  BECAUSE I WOULDN'T   GO BACK TWO MONTHS,  316 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,280  I'D GO BACK 20 YEARS   AND SLATHER ON MORE SUN BLOCK.     317 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,883  WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.  318 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,985  SO WE CAN EITHER--WE     CAN KEEP FIGHTING ABOUT THIS      319 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:09,722  OR WE CAN FIGURE OUT   A WAY TO MOVE ON.  320 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,824     - WELL, HOW DO YOU PROPOSE   WE DO THAT?  321 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,895  - LET'S HAVE SEX   RIGHT NOW.  322 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,563  - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?   - I'M MOVING ON.  323 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:20,499  WE'RE GONNA CLEANSE      THE PALATE OF OUR AFFAIRS.  324 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,234  COME ON, PAUL.   COME ON, DO ME.  325 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:26,038  COME ON,   IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.  326 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:28,207  - THIS ISN'T SEXY.      IT'S AGGRESSIVE AND WEIRD.  327 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,177  - GREAT.     I'M GONNA GO MAKE A SANDWICH.     328 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,114  [door closes]  329 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:39,451  [phone beeps]  330 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,021  - OH, YAY.   MY DAD GOT TICKETS  331 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:44,456    TO THE JAMES TAYLOR CONCERT.      332 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:48,227  [scoffs]   I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS.     333 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,796  "YOU'RE THE BEST, DAD."  334 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,398  ASS CLOWN.  335 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,266  [scoffs, chuckles]  336 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,836  HEY.  337 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:57,903  HEY, YOU THERE?  338 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,940  - YEAH.  339 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:05,778  - ALL THIS STUFF WITH   YOUR MOM...  340 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:07,780  SUCKS.  341 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:10,816  - KINDA IS WHAT IT IS,   YOU KNOW?  342 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:27,366  - [giggles]  343 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:30,836  DID YOU JUST USE      MY SYMPATHY ABOUT YOUR MOM  344 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,638  TO MAKE A MOVE ON ME?  345 00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:34,974  - [chuckles]   I THOUGHT I HAD A SHOT.  346 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,442  - [giggles]  347 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,943  I LIKE YOU, ADAM.  348 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,478  - I LIKE YOU, TOO.  349 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,784  - ALL RIGHT...  350 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:50,089  I'VE RUSHED   INTO DOING IT BEFORE  351 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,790    AND IT'S KINDA RUINED STUFF.      352 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,193  I DON'T WANT THAT TO   HAPPEN WITH US.  353 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,096  IS THAT COOL?  354 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,697  - YEAH.  355 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,032  YEAH, TOTALLY.  356 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:10,509  [knocking on door]  357 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,677      - ANDREA, CAN I COME IN?  358 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:18,150  I WANTED TO TALK   TO YOU ABOUT EARLIER...  359 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,953  UH, WITH PAUL.  360 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:23,155  HE WAS...  361 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,556  I DON'T THINK   THIS IS SOMETHING--  362 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,858      - YOU KNOW, MRS. JAMISON,  363 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,527      WAS IT WEIRD AND AWKWARD   FOR ME TO WALK IN  364 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,229  ON YOUR HUSBAND   BURPING HIS BABY?  365 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,797  DEFINITELY.  366 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,365  BUT I GREW UP   WITH THREE BROTHERS  367 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,534     AND THOSE FOOLS ALWAYS HAVE          THEIR HANDS IN THEIR JUNK.  368 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,102  SO IT'S NOTHING   I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE.  369 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,240  - I--I WANT YOU   TO FEEL SAFE HERE.  370 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,042  LIKE THIS CAN   BE A HOME TO YOU.  371 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:46,578  I WANTED THIS TO BE      A MORE SEAMLESS TRANSITION,      372 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,181  BUT...SO MUCH FOR THAT.  373 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:51,383  - YOU AIN'T KIDDING.     I'VE BEEN HERE FOR HALF A DAY     374 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,718  AND I'VE ALREADY       SEEN YOUR HUSBAND'S PENIS  375 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:55,020  AND I FOUND A SYRINGE   IN THE BATHROOM.  376 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,221  - THE SYRINGE!  377 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:59,191  THE SYRINGE IS   FOR THE CLINICAL TRIAL  378 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:01,660     FOR MY STEROID INJECTIONS.   NO, NO.  379 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,795  NO, I HATE THEM.  380 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:03,929  - OH.  381 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,098  MY GRANNY HATED   HER INSULIN SHOTS, TOO.  382 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,533  SHE USED TO      GIVE ME A DOLLAR IF I COULD      383 00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:09,101  GIVE THEM TO HER   WITHOUT HER FEELING IT.  384 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,870      AND I TOOK A LOT OF MONEY   OFF THAT OLD LADY.  385 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,706  I COULD DO YOURS   FOR YOU TOO.  386 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,041  - ANDREA, YOU'RE     MY STUDENT AND MY HOUSEGUEST,     387 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,643  NOT MY NURSE.  388 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:20,179  - DOES ALL THIS   CANCER STUFF SCARE YOU?  389 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,782  - SCARED SHITLESS.  390 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,086  SCARED OF BEING   IN THIS CLINICAL TRIAL,  391 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,788     SCARED OF THE SIDE EFFECTS.      392 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,459  SCARED IT WON'T WORK     AND IF IT DOESN'T, THEN WHAT?     393 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,394  I MEAN, WHAT IF THERE     ISN'T ANOTHER OPTION FOR ME?      394 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,596  SO YEAH.  395 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:41,133  IT'S A WHOLE WORLD   OF SCARED.  396 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,502  - WELL, I FOR ONE THINK     YOU'RE A PRETTY BRAVE BITCH.      397 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,270  - [chuckles]  398 00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:49,208  - IT'S A SEX SHOP,   WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?  399 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:50,776  - I DON'T EVEN   KNOW WHAT THE APPEAL  400 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,311     OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS.  401 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,480  - I DATED A GUY   WHO WAS INTO S&M  402 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,281  AND HIS SAFE WORD   WAS "MORE."  403 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,752  IT WAS VERY CONFUSING.  404 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:03,555  MEDICAL SCIENCE NEEDS TO COME UP      WITH A BABY BJORN-TYPE ITEM      405 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,024  THAT ALLOWS YOU   TO WEAR YOUR FETUS  406 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,759    ON THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY.      407 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,094  THAT WAY YOU COULD      WALK AROUND WITH IT ALL DAY      408 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:12,498  AND UNDOCK WHEN YOU       WANNA PUT ON A SEXY DRESS  409 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,467  OR SPEND HALF AN HOUR   ON A SPIN BIKE.  410 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,770  - I FELT SEXY   WHEN I WAS PREGNANT.  411 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,304  - WOMEN SAY THAT.  412 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,607  BUT SO FAR,   I'VE ALREADY GAINED SIX POUNDS     413 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,375      AND IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.  414 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,811  - I THINK       YOU LOOK GREAT, REBECCA.  415 00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:28,547  - SEAN IS MAKING ME   REAL SELF-CONSCIOUS.  416 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,550  HE'S ALL LEVEL AND   FOCUSED NOW.  417 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,419  BUT UNFORTUNATELY,   WHAT HE'S FOCUSED ON  418 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,821      IS EVERY ONE OF MY FLAWS.  419 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,857  I'VE ALWAYS COUNTED      ON MY ROCK-HARD ABS AND ASS      420 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,192  AND NOW THEY'RE GONE,  421 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,028  SO I'M RESORTING TO       A LITTLE SLEIGHT OF HAND.  422 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,364  THE LAST THING   I WANT IS TO BECOME  423 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,232  ONE OF THOSE WOMEN WHO   THINK IT'S OKAY  424 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,536      TO START WEARING TANKINIS   AND WIDE-BOTTOM BRIEFS.  425 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:55,407  - YOU LIKE HIM.  426 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,242      YOU CARE WHAT HE THINKS!  427 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,745  - STOP IT!      - YOU LIKE YOUR BABY DADDY.      428 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:03,482  - HOW OFTEN DO   YOU AND PAUL DO IT?  429 00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:09,455  - HONESTLY, WE HAVEN'T     HAD SEX IN ABOUT TWO MONTHS.      430 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,723  - JESUS,   YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET.  431 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:16,061      YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING      TO JUMPSTART YOUR SEX LIFE.      432 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,696  MIX IT UP.  433 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,798  OTHERWISE, YOU AND PAUL   ARE GONNA END UP  434 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,934  SITTING AROUND LIKE       A COUPLE OF OLD EUNUCHS,  435 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:25,037  EATING GRAPE-NUTS AND   SHAVING EACH OTHER'S CALLUSES.     436 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,106  - ♪ TAKE ME AWAY ♪   - ♪ TAKE ME AWAY ♪  437 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,842  - ♪ TAKE ME AWAY ♪   - ♪ TAKE ME AWAY ♪  438 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,643  - ♪ TAKE ME AWAY ♪   - ♪ TAKE ME AWAY ♪  439 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,579  [bell rings]  440 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,563  - I LOVE IT.     I'M DIGGING THE TEENAGE RAGE.     441 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:52,965  I'M EMILY.  442 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,434  - I'M ADAM.   - I KNOW.  443 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,569     YOU'RE KIND OF THE "IT GUY"           AROUND SCHOOL RIGHT NOW.  444 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,138  YOU KNOW,   'CAUSE OF YOUR MOM.  445 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,073  - YEAH.   YEAH, I KNOW.  446 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:05,811  THE CANCER KID.     - I WAS THAT KID FOR A WHILE.     447 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:09,014  MY MOM HAD A BOOB       TAKEN OFF LAST CHRISTMAS.  448 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,483  - HOW LONG   DID THE STIGMA LAST?  449 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:15,754  - UNTIL YOU BECOME       KNOWN FOR SOMETHING ELSE.  450 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,757     [Girls Love Shoes'  Flaunt]  451 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:22,628  - ♪ DON'T YOU   DON'T YOU WANNA WANNA ♪  452 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:26,365  ♪ DON'T YOU ♪   DON'T YOU WANNA WANNA ♪  453 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,100  ♪ DON'T YOU ♪  454 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:32,437  ♪ DON'T YOU WANNA      SEE ME FLAUNT WHAT I GOT? ♪      455 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:36,909  ♪ DON'T YOU,   DON'T YOU WANNA WANNA ♪  456 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:40,646  ♪ DON'T YOU,   DON'T YOU WANNA WANNA ♪  457 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,582  ♪ DON'T YOU ♪  458 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:46,451  ♪ DON'T YOU WANNA      SEE ME FLAUNT WHAT I GOT? ♪      459 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,321  - I HAVE   A SURPRISE FOR YOU.  460 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,056  - AND I HAVE   A SURPRISE FOR YOU.  461 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,858  I'M MAKING   HOMEMADE TOILET PAPER.  462 00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:55,494  WITH SAWDUST LEFTOVER   FROM OUR TREE,  463 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,196  SOME COTTON FIBERS,  464 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:58,764     A BIT OF YOUR FANCY LOTION.      465 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,934  TRUST ME, OUR ASSES      HAVE NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD.  466 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,002  - HI, DADDY.  467 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,172  - ♪ DON'T YOU,       DON'T YOU WANNA SEE ME ♪  468 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,476  ♪ FLAUNT WHAT I GOT? ♪   - [chuckles]  469 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,978  - WHAT?  470 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,214  - [laughing]   I'M SORRY, SORRY.  471 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:18,116  I JUST--I NEVER GOT   THE WHOLE  472 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,385  CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL   FANTASY.  473 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,788  MAYBE THAT'S 'CAUSE OF   THE REAL TRAGEDY  474 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,057      THAT'S BEING PERPETRATED       ON CATHOLIC SCHOOL BOYS.  475 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,992  - FUCK YOU, SEAN!  476 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:28,560  I'M TRYING   TO BE SEXY FOR YOU.  477 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,230     - YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY TO   BE SEXY, YOU JUST ARE.  478 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,598  - OH, YEAH, RIGHT.  479 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,399  LIKE MY   FUCKING "HAIRY-OLA"  480 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,135  AND INVITING DIMPLES   ON MY ASS.  481 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,104  - YES, AND   YOUR CHEST FRECKLES,  482 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,440      AND YOUR ROOTS, WHEN THEY      START TO SHOW A LITTLE BIT,      483 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,809  AND THE EXTRA WEIGHT      YOU'RE GAINING RIGHT THERE.      484 00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:45,510  - COULD YOU JUST STOP?  485 00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:48,647  I'M REALLY HORMONAL   AND EMOTIONAL  486 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,849  AND YOU'VE GOTTA   STOP CRITICIZING ME.  487 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,053  - OKAY.  488 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,154  OKAY, COME HERE.  489 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:59,191  - I--   - NO, COME HERE.  490 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:04,730  - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  491 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,698  - I'M GETTING   COMFORTABLE WITH YOU.  492 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,834  I'M SORT OF LEVELING   THE PLAYING FIELD.  493 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:11,436  THIS...   [groans]  494 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,938  - EW.   - IS DALE.  495 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:17,609      MY WEIRD INGROWN TOENAIL     THAT GROWS IN TWO DIRECTIONS.     496 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,112  IT'S INFECTED MOST   OF THE TIME.  497 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,380      IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING,  498 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:24,383  HE IS WHY I ALWAYS      HAVE SEX WITH MY SOCKS ON.  499 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:28,353  OH, I HAVE A MOLE   IN THE SHAPE OF JESUS.  500 00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,355     RIGHT NEXT TO MY BUTTHOLE.   - OH!  501 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,090  - YEAH, I FIGURED   YOU'RE GONNA SEE IT EVENTUALLY,    502 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,925  SO IT MIGHT AS WELL NOT   COME AS A SURPRISE.  503 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,727      A COUPLE OF OTHER THINGS.  504 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:38,530      I HAVE A VESTIGIAL NIPPLE   UNDER MY ARM.  505 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:41,166      OH, AND WHEN I TOLD YOU I   DIDN'T LIKE CAULIFLOWER, I LIED.  506 00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,467  I LOVE IT.   I JUST DON'T EAT IT  507 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,770  'CAUSE IT GIVES ME      UNCONTROLLABLE FLATULENCE.  508 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:48,640     SO, IF NONE OF THOSE THINGS       ARE DEAL BREAKERS,  509 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:51,543  THEN THERE IS NOTHING   YOU GOT GOING ON  510 00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:54,579  THAT COULD MAKE ME       ANY LESS NUTS ABOUT YOU.  511 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,318  - YOU'RE NUTS ABOUT ME?  512 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,219  - TOTALLY.  513 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:02,587  - [giggles]  514 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:05,223  - YOU BETTER?  515 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,692  - I'M BETTER.  516 00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:09,761  - MM.   MM.  517 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,433  - BUT YOU   GOTTA RETAPE DALE,  518 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:17,469  OTHERWISE HE'S   GONNA MAKE ME THROW-UP.  519 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,482      - I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME  520 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,917  BUT IT'S TIME   FOR YOUR STEROID SHOT  521 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,852  AND YOU CAN RESUME      BEING MAD AT ME AFTERWARDS.      522 00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:35,954  - I WANNA   DO MY SHOTS MYSELF.  523 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,189  - STOP IT.   I WILL DO IT.  524 00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:38,323  YOU CAN'T DO IT.  525 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,925  YOU SAID YOURSELF   YOU CAN'T DO IT.  526 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,660  I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU,   I'VE BEEN PRACTICING ON ORANGES.  527 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,829  - LISTEN TO ME.  528 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:47,232  I NEED YOU TO SEE ME   AS YOUR WIFE,  529 00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:49,234  AS YOUR SEXUAL PARTNER.  530 00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:52,204  AND I NEED THAT.  531 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:53,605  WE NEED THAT.  532 00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:55,474  SO FROM NOW ON,   I DO MY OWN SHOTS.  533 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:58,143  AND...I KNOW,       THERE ARE GONNA BE TIMES  534 00:22:58,176 --> 00:22:59,978  WHEN I DON'T FEEL UP   TO HAVING SEX,  535 00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:02,981  BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT   YOU HAVE NEEDS.  536 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:06,017  SO...  537 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,989  IT'S A SLEEVE...  538 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:12,124  FOR YOUR PENIS.  539 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:14,926     IT--IT SIMULATES A VAGINA,  540 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,329     YOU KNOW, WHEN THE REAL ONE       ISN'T AVAILABLE.  541 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:19,464     AND IT COMES WITH INSERTS.  542 00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:21,700  THERE'S--   THERE'S AN ANUS  543 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:24,903  AND THERE'S   ONE CALLED "STEALTH,"  544 00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:27,005  WHICH YOU'RE GONNA   HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT.  545 00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:30,542  WANNA TRY IT?  546 00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:33,645  - RIGHT--RIGHT NOW?  547 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:36,882      AND...WITH YOU WATCHING?  548 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,950  I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE   THE ABILITY TO DO THAT, HONEY.     549 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,153  - OH, I THINK   IT COULD BE SEXY.  550 00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:42,487  - REALLY?  551 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:45,123  - COME HERE, LET ME   PAINT YOU A PICTURE,  552 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,858  CREATE A FANTASY.  553 00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:49,294  CLOSE YOUR EYES.  554 00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:50,562  WHERE DO YOU WANNA BE?  555 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:54,299  IN A LITTLE STREET CAFE   IN PARIS PERHAPS?  556 00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:55,834  - NO, NOT PARIS,   TOO FRENCH.  557 00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:58,036  HOW ABOUT BRUGES?   I SAW THAT IN A MOVIE.  558 00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:01,039  - YOU'RE IN A LITTLE   STREET CAFE IN BRUGES  559 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:05,410  AND I'M A LITTLE TIPSY,   'CAUSE WE'RE--  560 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,779  WE'RE DEEP INTO OUR   SECOND BOTTLE OF WINE.  561 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:09,114  - THIRD BOTTLE.  562 00:24:09,147 --> 00:24:11,216  MAYBE YOU'RE GETTING       A LITTLE SLOPPY, I THINK.  563 00:24:11,249 --> 00:24:12,884  - YEAH, I AM.   - YEAH.  564 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:14,886    - AND YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH.      - REALLY?  565 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,588  - YOU'RE MAKING ME   LAUGH SO HARD.  566 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,857      I'M GETTING SO TURNED ON.  567 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:21,460  - REALLY?      - AND I'M WEARING A SKIRT--      568 00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:24,229  A REALLY SHORT SKIRT.  569 00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:27,599  I'M KINDA SPILLING OUT   OF MY TOP  570 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:32,971  AND YOU'RE REFILLING   MY GLASS OF WINE AND--  571 00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:34,206      AND I HAND YOU SOMETHING.  572 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,475  - WHAT IS IT?  573 00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:38,310  - MY UNDERWEAR.  574 00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:39,911  - JESUS, WHEN   DID THOSE COME OFF?  575 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:43,014  - I WANT YOU, PAUL.   I WANT YOU SO BAD.  576 00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:44,316  I WANT YOU RIGHT NOW.   - OH, GOD.  577 00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:46,585  - I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME   INTO THE LADIES' ROOM  578 00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:48,587  AND FUCK ME.   - UP AGAINST THE WALL.  579 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:49,788  I'M GONNA FUCK YOU.   - YEAH.  580 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,090  THAT'S IT.   I LOVE THAT.  581 00:24:52,123 --> 00:24:53,825  OH, MAKE IT ROUGH.  582 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,928  - HOLY SHIT.   - SCREW THE SLEEVE.  583 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:59,130  DO ME.   - FOR REAL?  584 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,699     OR ARE WE STILL IN BRUGES?   - OH.  585 00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:03,869  - MM.  586 00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:06,505  OH, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU.  587 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,380  OH!   - AH!  588 00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:19,584     [both grunting and panting]      589 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:20,919  AH!  590 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,487  - JEEZ.   OH, GOD.  591 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,523  AH!  592 00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:26,258  OH, HONEY! OH!   - SHH, SHH, SHH.  593 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:29,294  - SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.  594 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:33,965     [heavy breathing, panting]  595 00:25:38,403 --> 00:25:39,971  - OH!  596 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:42,007  - OH, GOD.   - AH.  597 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:46,144  OH, WOW.   - YEAH.  598 00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:49,180  OH, THAT SLEEVE.   IT'S AWESOME.  599 00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:58,790  - ANDREA.  600 00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:01,192  I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU     ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER.      601 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:04,629  - MRS. JAMISON AND I   ALREADY TALKED ABOUT IT  602 00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:06,331  AND IT'S PROBABLY BEST TO JUST      LEAVE IT AT THAT.  603 00:26:06,364 --> 00:26:08,233  - YEAH,   BUT HERE'S THE PROBLEM.  604 00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:12,437      CATHY FELT VERY STRONGLY     THAT IN THE SPIRIT OF HONESTY     605 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:14,906  I CALL YOUR PARENTS     AND TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED.      606 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,908  - WHAT?      YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT.  607 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:19,744  - WELL, I DID.   AND BELIEVE ME, I WISH I DIDN'T,  608 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:21,580  'CAUSE YOUR MOTHER      AND FATHER WERE NOT HAPPY.  609 00:26:21,646 --> 00:26:23,648  - OH, SHIT.     - THEY'VE CHANGED THEIR MINDS     610 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:24,749    ABOUT LETTING YOU STAY HERE.      611 00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:25,884  THEY WANT YOU TO   GO TO GHANA, I'M SORRY.  612 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,085  - WHAT?  613 00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:28,687  BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!  614 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,021  CAN'T WE JUST--      - I TOLD THEM THAT I WOULD  615 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,724  PUT YOU ON A PLANE...   TOMORROW...  616 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:37,195  NON-STOP,   MINNEAPOLIS TO...  617 00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:38,997  ♪ GULLIBLE TOWN ♪  618 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:42,033  [laughing]  619 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,669  - OH, YOU'RE GOOD.  620 00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:46,338  YOU GOT ME.  621 00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:48,506  - PSYCH.   - GOOD ONE.  622 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:51,343  - [blows finger]   - THAT'S SOME MEAN SHIT, MR. J.    623 00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:53,478  - DON'T MESS.  624 00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:22,440  - FIRST ONE'S FREE.  625 00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:25,243  - HEH.  626 00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:28,246  [Miss Cindy  by   The High Decibels]  627 00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:32,917  ♪ ♪  628 00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:34,052  - ♪ B-Y-T ♪  629 00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:35,320    ♪ LOOKING LIKE YOU CHOOSES ♪      630 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:36,388     ♪ NICE LITTLE MINI SKIRT ♪  631 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:37,522     ♪ AND SHOOT GAME FOOLISH ♪  632 00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:38,623  ♪ TOUGH EXTERIOR ♪  633 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:39,924    ♪ CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT ♪      634 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,926  ♪ I GO BY DUKE AND IT'S       A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU ♪  635 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,229      ♪ YOU DIGGING WHAT I GOT     'CAUSE I GAVE YOU A PREVIEW ♪     636 00:27:44,262 --> 00:27:46,297  ♪ YOU NOT ON MY LEVEL,   I COULD MAKE YOU MY H ♪  637 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,432  ♪ YOU SAY I'M WILLING TO LEARN ♪  638 00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:48,633  ♪ WELL I'M ABLE TO TEACH YOU ♪     639 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,734     ♪ SO CAN I GET THE NUMBER ♪      640 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:50,835  ♪ WHERE I'M ABLE TO REACH YOU? ♪  641 00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,237  ♪ MISS CINDY ♪  79501

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