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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:02,502    - PREVIOUSLY, ON  THE BIG C...     2 00:00:02,535 --> 00:00:03,770  - REBECCA.  3 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:04,804  - IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME   TO DO LAUNDRY, SIS.  4 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,373      - CATHY AND I ARE GETTING   A DIVORCE.  5 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:08,875     - TO A NEWLY SINGLE PAULIE.       - HELL YEAH.  6 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:11,044  YOU FUCKED SOMEBODY,       SO I FUCKED SOMEBODY TOO.  7 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:12,746  AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE   TO SAY ABOUT THAT?  8 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:15,915  - I HAVE CANCER.  9 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:28,495  [Leftover Cuties'   Game Called Life]  10 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,497  - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪  11 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:35,702     ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪  12 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:39,239  ♪ STEP OUT ♪  13 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:44,177      ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪  14 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:49,649  ♪ IS THIS   SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪  15 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:54,454  ♪ WILL SOMEONE   WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪  16 00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:59,959     ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST       A GAME WE PLAY ♪  17 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:05,265  ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪  18 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,669  - NOW IF ANY OF YOU GET   INTO CREDIT CARD DEBT  19 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:11,638  AFTER I HAVE SPENT       THE PAST HOUR TELLING YOU  20 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,940  EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT   HOW TO AVOID IT,  21 00:01:13,973 --> 00:01:15,442  THEN SHAME ON YOU.  22 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:20,613    AND DO NOT USE YOUR BIRTHDAY       AS A PIN NUMBER.  23 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:24,084  GOT IT?  24 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:27,153  PAUL.  25 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:29,823      WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?  26 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,658  - IN SOLIDARITY.  27 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:32,959  - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  28 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:35,562  - I KNOW THAT CHEMO   WILL EVENTUALLY  29 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,730  TAKE YOUR BEAUTIFUL   GOLDEN TRESSES,  30 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:41,267    BUT I WILL BE YOUR BALD TWIN.     31 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,269  - NO, PAUL, DON'T.   NO, STOP!  32 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,071  PAUL, NO.   I--  33 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:49,175  I'M NOT DOING CHEMO.  34 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:50,543  - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?  35 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,212     DO YOU MEAN NOW OR AT ALL?  36 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,981  - IT--  37 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:56,983      IT'S NOT A GOOD TREATMENT   FOR STAGE FOUR.  38 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:59,085  IT'LL JUST MAKE ME WEAK   AND NAUSEOUS,  39 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,120     SO I DECIDED NOT TO DO IT.  40 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:01,321  - WELL, IF YOU'RE   NOT DOING CHEMO,  41 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:03,590  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  42 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,758  - LIVING MY LIFE.  43 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,127  - ARE YOU SERIOUS?  44 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,329      'CAUSE THAT SOUNDS PRETTY       FUCKING RIDICULOUS TO ME.  45 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:10,797      I MEAN, LIVING YOUR LIFE?   ANYBODY CAN DO THAT.  46 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,732     - NO, I'M ALSO--I'M WAITING       FOR A CLINICAL TRIAL.  47 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:14,934    - YOU'RE WAITING FOR SOMEBODY        ELSE TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT?     48 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,670  I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT READING         ABOUT THINGS WE CAN DO NOW.      49 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,372  LIKE COFFEE ENEMAS,   ARE YOU DOING THAT YET?  50 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:21,074  'CAUSE WE CAN DO THAT   AS SOON AS YOU BREW  51 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:22,308      A FUCKING POT OF COFFEE.  52 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:23,343    ARE YOU DRINKING BREAST MILK?     53 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,445  THEY SAY THAT REVERSES SYMPTOMS.   - WHAT?  54 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,147  - OF COURSE WE'LL   NEED A NURSING MOTHER,  55 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,414      BUT THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD       HAVE TOLD ME THIS EARLIER  56 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:29,749      'CAUSE WE'D HAVE FIGURED   SOMETHING OUT.  57 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:31,684  BUT NOW, YOU KNOW,   YOU KEPT ME IN THE DARK  58 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,521  ALL THIS TIME AND NOW      YOU'RE THREE MONTHS SICKER!      59 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:37,957  - PAUL, IT'S NOT   AN EASY THING TO SAY.  60 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:42,095  IT DOESN'T JUST ROLL   OFF THE TONGUE.  61 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:45,165  [chuckles]  62 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,734  - WHAT?  63 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:48,902  - YOUR HAIR.  64 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,571  - OH, SHIT.  65 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:52,839  - HI.  66 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:53,840  I'M JACKIE.  67 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:55,241  WOW.  68 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,309     SOMEBODY GOT A BAD HAIRCUT.      69 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,777  - ACTUALLY, HE DID IT   TO HIMSELF.  70 00:02:57,810 --> 00:03:00,013  - ACTUALLY,   CANCER DID IT TO ME.  71 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,247  - OH, MY GOD.  72 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:02,615  I GET SO MANY PEOPLE   WHO COME IN  73 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,184  BECAUSE THEY START   THE CHEMO SHAVE  74 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,451      AND THEN THEY JUST CAN'T   FINISH IT.  75 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:07,453  - YEAH.       - WHAT KIND DO YOU HAVE?  76 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,222  - MELANOMA.  77 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,624  BOY, THAT JUST ROLLED RIGHT OFF,   DIDN'T IT?  78 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:13,526  THAT FEELS REALLY GOOD   TO JUST SAY.  79 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,761  - THAT'S A TRICKY ONE.  80 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,629  MY PARTNER'S COUSIN   HAD MELANOMA.  81 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,064  - REALLY?  82 00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:21,100      DID YOUR PARTNER'S COUSIN   TRY COFFEE ENEMAS?  83 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,069  - YES, SHE DID.   ONCE A WEEK.  84 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:24,070      ARE YOU EATING APRICOTS?  85 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:25,205  - SHOULD I BE?   - YES.  86 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,473  20 APRICOTS A DAY.   THEY SAY IT'S A CURE.  87 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,642  - FOR WHAT?   POOPING?  88 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:30,810  - AREN'T YOU FUNNY?  89 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:32,745      - WELL, HOW'S SHE DOING?  90 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:34,347     - THEY GAVE HER SIX MONTHS,       IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS,  91 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,682     AND SHE'S STILL HANGING ON.      92 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,450  - FANTASTIC.  93 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:38,885  - I'M GONNA GO GET   MY SPECIAL SNIPPERS  94 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:40,186  AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.  95 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,521  - THANK YOU.  96 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:42,655  WOW.  97 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:43,890  TOO BAD JACKIE   AND I AREN'T MARRIED.  98 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:45,258    WITH OUR ATTITUDE AND IDEAS,      99 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,726  MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE   TO BEAT THIS THING.  100 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:48,461    - MAYBE I SHOULD QUIT SEEING       MY ONCOLOGIST  101 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:50,663  AND JUST WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING      JACKIE SAYS.  102 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:51,798     - CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?      103 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:54,467      DOES YOUR ONCOLOGIST WEAR   A LONG, BLACK ROBE  104 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,704  AND HAVE NO FACE AND, YOU KNOW,     CARRY AROUND A SCYTHE?  105 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:58,738  - WHAT?  106 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:00,240  - YOU KNOW,      MY GRANDPA USED TO KEEP ONE      107 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,708    IN HIS BARN TO CUT HAY WITH.      108 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,710      APPARENTLY YOURS USES IT   TO POKE HOLES IN PEOPLE  109 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,811    SO ALL THEIR HOPE DRAINS OUT.     110 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,046  - ALL RIGHT, STOP IT.   YOU SOUND CRAZY.  111 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,682  - I AM.   I'M CRAZY WITH CANCER.  112 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:11,918  HONEY, YOU'VE GOT   TO KEEP TRYING THINGS.  113 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:14,387  IF NOT FOR YOURSELF,       AT LEAST FOR ME AND ADAM.  114 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,089  - WHEN DOES THIS GET   TO BE ABOUT ME?  115 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:18,324  - IT'S BEEN ABOUT YOU   ALL SUMMER.  116 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:19,659      SO HOW ABOUT WE JUST TRY   IT MY WAY FOR, OH,  117 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:21,494  I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE,   THREE DAYS?  118 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:22,595    - AND WHAT WAY WOULD THAT BE?     119 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,597  BLABBING ABOUT IT   TO EVERY TOM, DICK,  120 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:26,099  AND HAIRDRESSER   WHO WILL LISTEN?  121 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:27,467  WHY?  122 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,768  - IT FEELS GOOD   TO TALK ABOUT THINGS.  123 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:29,902     YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.      124 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,504  - IF I TELL PEOPLE,  125 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:33,740  THEN I HAVE TO DEAL   WITH THEIR FEELINGS,  126 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,542  LIKE YOURS NOW.  127 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:39,245  IT'S A LOT.  128 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,681  - I AM YOUR HUSBAND,  129 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:45,985      AND I AM ENTITLED TO HAVE       SOME FEELINGS ABOUT THIS.  130 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,621  SO, INCIDENTALLY,   IS YOUR SON  131 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,189  AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE   TO CLUE HIM IN SOON  132 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:51,457  AND, YES, HE'S GONNA   HAVE FEELINGS TOO.  133 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:54,327  - WE AGREED   NOT TO TELL HIM YET.  134 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,895      - LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HOW       I'M GONNA BE AROUND ADAM  135 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:57,530  WITH THIS INFORMATION   AND NOT TELL HIM.  136 00:04:57,563 --> 00:04:58,631  I DON'T KNOW HOW   I'M GONNA DO THAT.  137 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:03,002      - PAUL, DO NOT TELL HIM.  138 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,805      I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW      I'M SICK UNTIL I SEEM SICK.      139 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,741  - WELL, MAYBE IF YOU JUST HAVE      A COFFEE FUCKING ENEMA  140 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,210     AND POP A FEW APRICOTS, YOU       WON'T HAVE TO TELL HIM AT ALL.     141 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,379    - I GOT MY SPECIAL SNIPPERS.      142 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:20,420  - HI.  143 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:22,488  - OH, HI.  144 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:23,489     - THIS IS A NICE SURPRISE.  145 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:24,691  HOW'S ADAM DOING?  146 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:25,992  - OH, HE'S--HE'S FINE.  147 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,727  YOU KNOW, HE'S MADE   A FULL RECOVERY  148 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,662  AND I'M HOPING       THAT HIS MILD CONCUSSION  149 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:31,564  WILL RESULT IN IMPROVED   MATH SKILLS.  150 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:33,132  [chuckles]  151 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:40,239  - YOUR HEART RATE'S   REALLY HIGH.  152 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:44,877  - IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE   I DID A COFFEE ENEMA.  153 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:45,878  - YOU DID A WHAT?  154 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,380  - I HAVE NEVER   HAD SO MUCH ENERGY.  155 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:48,781  IT IS--IT'S AMAZING.  156 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:51,250      YOU KNOW, I USED TO THINK      THAT THE ALTERNATIVE WORLD  157 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,952      WAS JUST FULL OF CRYSTALS   AND CRAZIES,  158 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:55,021    BUT, YOU KNOW, I WENT ONLINE       AND I'VE GOT TO SAY,  159 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:56,456  A LOT OF THIS STUFF   MAKES SENSE.  160 00:05:56,489 --> 00:06:00,493    HAVE YOU HEARD OF A BEE STING      TREATMENT FOR CANCER?  161 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:01,761  - HEARD OF IT.  162 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:03,363     - YEAH, THERE'S THIS DOCTOR       IN CANADA WHO DOES IT  163 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:06,399     AND YOU GET STUNG BY A LOT   OF BEES AND IT THROWS  164 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:07,600  YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM   INTO OVERDRIVE  165 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:09,335     AND THERE'S THIS ONE GUY--  166 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,438  THIS ONE GUY--LOOK.  167 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:15,742     HE WAS CURED SPONTANEOUSLY.      168 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:17,844  I MEAN, THAT'S AMAZING.  169 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:21,147  AND I WAS THINKING...  170 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:23,383    YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST      GO VISIT CANADA.  171 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:25,251  I MEAN, IT'S SO CLOSE.  172 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:27,520  - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY THINKING        ABOUT DOING THIS, ARE YOU?  173 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,922  - WHAT?   ARE YOU TRYING TO KEEP ME SICK?    174 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:31,891  DO YOU HAVE MUNCHAUSEN   BY PROXY?  175 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:34,494     - LOOK, I DON'T DISMISS THE         ALTERNATIVE WORLD COMPLETELY.     176 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,963  ALL RIGHT, ACUPUNCTURE,       BIOFEEDBACK, MEDITATION--  177 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:38,965    A LOT OF MY PATIENTS USE THEM      AS SUPPLEMENTS  178 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:40,600  TO WHAT THEY'RE DOING   WITH WESTERN MEDICINE.  179 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:43,336  - TO SUPPLEMENT,   BUT NOT TO CURE.  180 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:45,872  - TO MAKE THEMSELVES   FEEL BETTER.  181 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:49,308  - BOY...  182 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:53,446     YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO SUCK          THE CAFFEINE OUT OF A GIRL.      183 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:55,348  OH, AND BY THE WAY,  184 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:57,083  I TOOK YOUR ADVICE   AND TOLD PAUL.  185 00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:59,018  - HOW'D HE TAKE IT?  186 00:06:59,051 --> 00:07:01,087  - HE CUT HIS HAIR.  187 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,389  GOD!       THAT'S A LOT OF CAFFEINE.  188 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,559     MAYBE I SHOULD GO JOG HOME.      189 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:10,997  - HEY, DAD.  190 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:12,365  - HEY, BUDDY.  191 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:14,033     HOW'S THE SOCCER GAME, MAN?       - GOOD.  192 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:16,035  WHAT DID YOU DO   TO YOUR HEAD?  193 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:18,237  - OH.  194 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,139  THAT'S MY SUMMER CUT.  195 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,074  YOU--YOU DON'T LIKE   MY SUMMER CUT?  196 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,543  YOU NEED A TRIM.  197 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:24,677      ACTUALLY, I NEED A WATER.  198 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:25,678  YOU WANT A WATER?  199 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:27,079  - NO, I'M GOOD.   - YOU GOOD?  200 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,481  - YEAH.  201 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:29,549      HEY, UM, JOSH AND HIS DAD  202 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,585  RENTED THIS HOUSE ON       GULL LAKE TO GO FISHING.  203 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:33,686      THEY SAID IT WAS AWESOME.  204 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:36,088  THEY CAUGHT, LIKE,   THIS 15-POUND WALLEYE.  205 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,291  YOU KNOW WHAT?  206 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:39,692    YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD DO THAT,       DAD.  207 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:42,061  JUST THE BOYS.   JUST US.  208 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:44,497  WITH MOM, IT'D BE ALL,      "LET'S POSE FOR PICTURES."  209 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:45,731  YEAH, "LET'S, UH,  210 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,467     "LET'S EAT NUTRITIOUS MEALS       FOR DINNER,  211 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,935      BECAUSE WE CAN'T HAVE--"   - NO.  212 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,169  NO.  213 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,872  IF WE GO SOMEWHERE,      YOUR MOTHER COMES WITH US.  214 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:53,973  DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?  215 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:55,441     WHATEVER WE DO FROM NOW ON,      216 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,076  WE DO AS A FAMILY.  217 00:07:57,109 --> 00:07:58,578  - BUT WHY?  218 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:02,248  - BECAUSE...  219 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:05,418  YOUR MOTHER   HAS CAMPING RECIPES  220 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:07,186  THAT SHE REALLY   IS EAGER FOR US TO TRY.  221 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,387  THAT'S WHY.  222 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,389  - DAD, WHAT THE HELL   IS WRONG WITH YOU?  223 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,525    - GET OUT OF THE CAR, BUDDY.      224 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:14,060  - WHAT?   - GET OUT OF THE CAR.  225 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:15,228      I GOT TO GO BACK TO WORK.      - I HAVE TO GET NEW CLEATS.      226 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:16,329     - I LEFT SOMETHING AT WORK.      227 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:17,363  SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE   TO WALK, PAL.  228 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:18,564  - ARE YOU SERIOUS?   - OKAY?  229 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:19,699      - DAD, THE MALL'S, LIKE,   EIGHT BLOCKS FROM HERE.  230 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:20,900    - LOOK, IT'S THE SUMMERTIME.      231 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:22,201  GET A LITTLE EXERCISE.   IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.  232 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,236  I'M SORRY, PAL.   MY BAD.  233 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:24,303  - SERIOUSLY, DAD?   - OFF YOU GO.  234 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,972    I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.      235 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:30,176  SORRY.  236 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:31,477  - [giggles]  237 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,613  I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU.  238 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,548  - OH, REALLY?  239 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:37,650     IS IT, UH, HIDDEN SOMEWHERE       INSIDE THAT ROBE?  240 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,085  CAN I LOOK FOR IT?  241 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:41,354  - I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.    242 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:44,290  I SPOKE TO MY COMPANY   AND THEY'RE CHANGING  243 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:47,393  MY SALES REGION   TO MINNEAPOLIS.  244 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:52,164  [whispers]   I'M MOVING HERE.  245 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,067  - WHY?  246 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,536  - OKAY.   [chuckles]  247 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,170  NOT THE REACTION   I WAS EXPECTING.  248 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,006  - OH, I'M SORRY.  249 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,240  COOL.  250 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:04,343  WHY?  251 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,846  - WELL, I, UM--  252 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,748  I--I LIKE THE AREA  253 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:13,019     AND I'VE BEEN FEELING READY       FOR A CHANGE LATELY...  254 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,353  AND YOU'RE HERE.  255 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,155  - FOR NOW, BUT,   YOU KNOW,  256 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,890  I COULD HOP A TRAIN   AT ANY SECOND  257 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:23,229  OR FLOW LIKE THE RIVER   DOWN SOUTH OR WHEREVER.  258 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:24,830  - WHY ARE YOU GETTING   ALL WEIRD?  259 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:27,466     I THOUGHT YOU'D BE EXCITED.      260 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,836     YOU GOT ME A MUG THAT SAYS,       "WELCOME TO MINNESOTA."  261 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,239  WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED   TO INFER FROM THAT?  262 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:34,240  - [scoffs]  263 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,208  I FOUND THAT MUG   IN THE DUMPSTER.  264 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,110  YOU'RE SUPPOSED   TO INFER FROM THAT  265 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:40,746      THAT THE PERSON WHO THREW   THAT MUG AWAY  266 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:41,747  DIDN'T LOVE IT HERE.  267 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,249  SO WHY THE HELL   SHOULD YOU MOVE?  268 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:47,119  - I'M NOT ASKING YOU   FOR A FUCKING RING.  269 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,355  I JUST THOUGHT   THAT I WOULD BE CLOSER  270 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,190  SO WE COULD KEEP DOING   WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING  271 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:52,959  AND SEE WHERE IT GOES.  272 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,161  - LOOK, I DON'T WANT   TO BE RUDE,  273 00:09:55,194 --> 00:10:00,232      BUT I'M JUST TELLING YOU,   DON'T MOVE HERE FOR ME.  274 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:05,605     - GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A CUNT!      275 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:06,872  - WHAT?  276 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,507      - YOU ARE REALLY HURTING   MY FEELINGS.  277 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,642  - OH.  278 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:13,713     - I LOWERED MY FUCKING BAR   FOR YOU!  279 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:16,682  - PLEASE TELL ME THIS   IS FOREPLAY.  280 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,285    - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I EVER      SAW ANYTHING IN YOU  281 00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:21,420    AND I WANT YOU THE HELL OUT!      282 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,123  JUST GET THE HELL OUT!  283 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:27,727  [screams]  284 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,794  - SHE CAN'T SING.  285 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:32,398  - NO, SHE CANNOT.  286 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:34,433  - YOU MIND IF I BUM   ONE OF THOSE?  287 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,369  - OF COURSE.  288 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,371  HERE.   - THANKS, MAN.  289 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,673    - AND, UH, GOT A LIGHT HERE.      290 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:41,741  - APPRECIATE IT.  291 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:46,345  - MM-HMM.  292 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,147  - I'M PAUL.   I WORK IN CREATIVE.  293 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,649  - HI. I'M MORGAN.   - HEY, MORGAN.  294 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:52,451  - AND THIS IS BRIAN.       - HI, BRIAN. HOW ARE YOU?  295 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,253  - GOOD.   - WE ARE YOUR ACCOUNTING RATS.     296 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:57,690  [laughter]  297 00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,526  SO SOMETIMES I DO   YOUR EXPENSE REPORTS.  298 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:04,296  YOU EAT A LOT OF PASTA.  299 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,631     ARE YOU OKAY THERE, BUDDY?  300 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,034  - WHAT?  301 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,736  YEAH.  302 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,105  ACTUALLY, NO.  303 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,241  UH, MY WIFE HAS CANCER.  304 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,243     I JUST FOUND OUT YESTERDAY.      305 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,811  - SHIT, DUDE.  306 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,479  I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.  307 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,814  - YEAH, CANCER'S   A MOTHERFUCKER.  308 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,182  - TELL ME ABOUT IT.  309 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:24,417  DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE,   YOU KNOW?  310 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,851     SHE DOES EVERYTHING RIGHT.  311 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,853     I'M THE ONE WHO HADN'T BEEN          TO THE GYM IN THREE YEARS,  312 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,289    YOU KNOW, AND EATS SLIM JIMS       FOR BREAKFAST.  313 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,558  - GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE.  314 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,193  I MEAN, ISN'T THERE   THAT WOMAN OVER IN HR  315 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,428      WHOSE HUSBAND HAS CANCER?  316 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:38,898  - UH-HUH, UH, SHARON, I THINK.      OR, UH, CHERYL.  317 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:43,302  - IT'S LIKE A PANDEMIC,   YOU KNOW?  318 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:44,937  OR ENDEMIC.  319 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,038  WHAT IS IT?   EPIDEMIC?  320 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,506  - I--  321 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,941  - THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.  322 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:51,143  - SHE'S IN HR,   THIS WOMAN, YOU SAY?  323 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:54,146  - YEAH.  324 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:58,851  - I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED   WITH SEAN, REBECCA.  325 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,320  - IT'S NOT THAT I CAN'T   HANDLE THE BREAKUP.  326 00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:02,655  IT'S JUST--  327 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,223      AND I KNOW THIS IS GONNA   SOUND STRANGE,  328 00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:09,028  BUT SEAN AND I HAVE   THIS WEIRD CONNECTION  329 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,529  THAT WAS STARTING   TO MAKE SENSE.  330 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,665  HE CHALLENGED ME   AND I WAS STARTING  331 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:13,766  TO GET THROUGH TO HIM.  332 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,101  - YOU WEREN'T.  333 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:18,804  TRYING TO SAVE SEAN   IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE.  334 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,441     I HAVE WASTED PRECIOUS TIME       ON THAT PROJECT.  335 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:26,812  - ANYWAY.   [chuckles]  336 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,380     I TRIED TO GET MY JOB BACK,      337 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,984  BUT APPARENTLY THEY'RE   DOWNSIZING THE CHICAGO REGION,     338 00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:35,087  SO I'M MOVING HERE.  339 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,691      - WELL, THREE MONTHS OUT     OF THE YEAR IN MINNEAPOLIS...     340 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,593  ABSOLUTELY BEARABLE.  341 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:41,861     [laughter and door closes]  342 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,798    - I CAN HEAR YOU TWO CACKLING      HENS FROM MY HOUSE.  343 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:48,667  EITHER THE MAIL GUY   SCREWED UP AGAIN  344 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:52,104     OR HE'S JUST REAL INVESTED   IN GETTING US TO TALK.  345 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:55,040     LITTLE EARLY TO BE GETTING   BOOZY, ISN'T IT?  346 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,576     - AHH, WE'RE JUST DROWNING   OUR SORROWS, MARLENE.  347 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,811  YOU WANT TO JOIN US?  348 00:12:58,844 --> 00:12:59,945  - NAH.  349 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,814    I GOT COUPONS TO A NEW PLACE      350 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,450  WITH A FREE BUFFET   I'M GONNA CHECK OUT.  351 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,185  IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD   LUNCH YET,  352 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,820      I GOT A COUPLE TWO-FORS,      IF YOU WANT TO COME ALONG.  353 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:09,622  - FUCK SEAN!   I'M IN!  354 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,157  [laughter]  355 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,565  - CHERYL?   - YEAH?  356 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,000  - HI, I'M PAUL JAMISON.  357 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,067      I WORK OVER IN CREATIVE.  358 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,102  - OH, HI.  359 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,672  - UM, I'M BEING VERY   FORWARD HERE.  360 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:28,474  I HEARD ABOUT WHAT   YOU'RE GOING THROUGH  361 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:31,544  AND I JUST FOUND OUT YESTERDAY      THAT MY WIFE HAS CANCER  362 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:33,579  AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD      TALK TO YOU ABT IT.  363 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,447  - OH.  364 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,449  - IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND?  365 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:40,085  - OH, UH, YEAH.   - WELL.  366 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,687    - WELL, HE'S GOT A FANTASTIC       HEAD OF HAIR.  367 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,422  MY HAIR'S USUALLY   A LOT LONGER THAN THIS.  368 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:45,491     BUT ANYWAY, I JUST THOUGHT   IT WAS SO GREAT  369 00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:47,193    THAT THERE'S TWO PEOPLE HERE       IN THE OFFICE  370 00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:49,094     THAT ARE GOING THROUGH THIS       AT THE SAME TIME.  371 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:52,398  NOT GREAT, BUT, UH,   YOU KNOW, CONVENIENT.  372 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,567  NOT EVEN CONVENIENT.   SERENDIPITOUS.  373 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,068  IS THAT THE WORD   I'M LOOKING FOR?  374 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:57,069  I JUST--  375 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:58,671     - I WISH THAT I COULD STAY   AND TALK,  376 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,306  BUT I REALLY HAVE   TO GET TO A MEETING.  377 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,574  - OH, OKAY.  378 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,808  WELL, MAYBE LATER   THIS AFTERNOON?  379 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,076  COULD I COME BY LATER   THIS AFTERNOON?  380 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,377  - OH, YEAH, GREAT.      LET'S, UH, SHOOT FOR LATER.      381 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,745  - FANTASTIC.  382 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,147      I'LL JUST LEAVE MY NUMBER      ON YOUR DESK, OKAY, CHERYL?      383 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,381      - OH, YEAH, THAT'S FINE.  384 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,450  - OKAY.  385 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:14,353  [rap music]  386 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:20,426  ♪ ♪  387 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,795    - WELCOME TO SHAKES AND BUNS,      LADIES.  388 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,630  WE PUT THE "BUFF" IN "BUFFET."     389 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,498  - WHAT THE HELL   KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?  390 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,435      - IT'S THE KIND OF PLACE   THAT SERVES PENIS POPS.  391 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:30,369  - LOLLICOCKS.  392 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,371  - NO, THANK YOU.   - I'M GOOD.  393 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:34,406  - I'LL TAKE 'EM.  394 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,876      - MARLENE, WE DON'T HAVE   TO STAY HERE.  395 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,511      - I JUST PAID A $5 COVER.  396 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,348    I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL       I GET SOMETHING TO EAT.  397 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,883  [chuckles]  398 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,551  - LADY'S GOT TO EAT,   YOU KNOW?  399 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,519  [laughter]  400 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,625    - THE BUSES ARE ALWAYS LATE.      401 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,326  - REALLY?  402 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,628    - WELL, UNLESS THEY'RE EARLY.     403 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,330      IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE   IN TEN MINUTES,  404 00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,598  BUT DURING THE SUMMER,   THE SCHEDULES ARE,  405 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,302  LIKE, REALLY FUCKED.  406 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:06,171      YOU'RE NOT A BUS PERSON,   ARE YOU?  407 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:10,409  - NOT REALLY.  408 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:13,545    MY MOM'S OUT WITH HER FRIENDS      AND MY DAD'S LATE,  409 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,849  SO I'M JUST CHECKING   OUT MY OPTIONS.  410 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,784    - ARE YOUR PARENTS DIVORCED?      411 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:21,487  - UM, NO.   NO, JUST SEPARATED.  412 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,188  - YEAH.  413 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,858     I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,  414 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:29,595     BUT THAT'S CODE FOR THEY'RE         NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER.      415 00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:32,798  ONCE THEY MOVE OUT,   THEY NEVER REALLY MOVE BACK IN.    416 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,369    - ARE YOUR PARENTS DIVORCED?      417 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:38,871  - YEAH.  418 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:42,574  NOW MY MOM'S MARRYING   SOME TOTAL HAND-JOB.  419 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,243  - THAT SUCKS.  420 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,644  - WHATEVER.  421 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:46,879  THEY'RE SO INTO   THEIR NEW LIVES,  422 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,547  I CAN BASICALLY DO   WHATEVER I WANT.  423 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,383  LOOK AT THIS.  424 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,385     I'VE HAD IT FOR SIX MONTHS.      425 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,688     THEY HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED.  426 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,356  - REALLY?  427 00:15:57,389 --> 00:16:00,492  THAT'S AWESOME.  428 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,528  YEAH, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT      GETTING A TATTOO.  429 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,864  I JUST HAVEN'T THOUGHT   OF A GOOD DESIGN YET.  430 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:10,703     - I WANT TO GET A FUKU RIU   DRAGON RIGHT HERE.  431 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:15,074  IT'S A JAPANESE   GOOD LUCK SYMBOL.  432 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:19,478      - HEY, YOUR PARENTS WOULD   PROBABLY NOTICE THAT.  433 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,947  - I DOUBT IT.  434 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,416  GIVE ME YOUR ARM.  435 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,118  - WHAT?  436 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:30,789  - GIVE ME YOUR ARM.  437 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,591  OKAY.  438 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:35,761  NOW DON'T WASH THIS   AND SEE HOW LONG  439 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:38,030  IT TAKES YOUR PARENTS   TO NOTICE.  440 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,969    - HEY, YOU'RE A GOOD DRAWER.      441 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:48,007  - OH, THANKS.  442 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,608  WHERE DO YOU LIVE?  443 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,744  - OH, I'M ABOUT   A MILE THAT WAY.  444 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,747     - OH, I LIVE THAT WAY TOO.   DO YOU WANT TO WALK?  445 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:59,685  - SURE.  446 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,855  [cheering]  447 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,230  - I'M SO ANNOYED.  448 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,832     I WAS SPEAKING TO MY FUTURE       HUSBAND OVER THERE  449 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,268  AT THE BAR AND AFTER   ABOUT 15 MINUTES,  450 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:19,171      THE CONVERSATION SUDDENLY   TURNED REAL GAY.  451 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,041  - WHAT?   THAT SURPRISES YOU?  452 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:25,477  HE'S WEARING VELCROED   STAR-SPANGLED SHORTS.  453 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,979  - THAT'S A COSTUME.  454 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,347  - OH.  455 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:32,518     DO NOT LOOK FOR YOUR FUTURE           HUSBAND IN A STRIP CLUB.  456 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:36,255  - I WONDER WHAT SEAN'S   DOING RIGHT NOW.  457 00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:38,123     - IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY THAT       BROKEN RECORD AGAIN,  458 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,159  I'M GONNA GO GET MORE   HOT WINGS.  459 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:43,429  [cheers and applause]  460 00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:49,868      - CHERYL, THERE YOU ARE.  461 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,403  OH.  462 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,038  CHERYL?  463 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,206    I MUST HAVE MISSED YOUR CALL.     464 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,441  DO YOU WANT TO, UH--  465 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:56,842      SHOULD WE TALK ON THE WAY   TO OUR CARS?  466 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,544  - SHOOT, ACTUALLY,   I JUST REMEMBERED  467 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,779  I HAVE TO GET SOME   OFFICE SUPPLIES.  468 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:04,383  - OH, WE DON'T HAVE   TO DO IT TODAY.  469 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,851  DO YOU WANT TO--       IS TODAY NOT A GOOD DAY?  470 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:07,986     DO YOU WANT TO DO IT, UH--   DO YOU WANT TO DO IT TOMORROW?     471 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,621  WE CAN TALK TOMORROW.  472 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:14,126  - THERE'S NOT GONNA   BE A GOOD TIME.  473 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,494  [sighs]  474 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,229  LOOK, I AM SORRY   ABOUT YOUR WIFE.  475 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,330  I AM.  476 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,766  BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT ME   TO TALK ABOUT?  477 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,735  HOW HORRENDOUS IT WAS WATCHING      THE PERSON I LOVE MOST  478 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,338  IN THIS WORLD   FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE,  479 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:30,142     AND KNOWING THAT I COULDN'T           DO A DAMN THING ABOUT IT?  480 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:36,081     OVER THE PAST THREE YEARS,   GARY LOST 48 POUNDS,  481 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,552  ALL OF HIS HAIR,   AND MOST OF HIS DIGNITY, AND I--  482 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,322    I JUST HAD TO SIT THERE, UH,       PRETENDING TO BE NORMAL  483 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:47,559    AND CHEERFUL WHILE HE WASTED       AWAY WEEK AFTER WEEK.  484 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,896      IT GOT SO BAD, I PRAYED--  485 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,098  I PRAYED EVERY NIGHT   THAT HE WOULD JUST DIE  486 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,235  AND PUT US BOTH   OUT OF OUR MISERY.  487 00:18:56,268 --> 00:19:01,507  AND FINALLY, HE DID...   LAST MONTH, SO...  488 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,509      EXCUSE ME FOR NOT WANTING   TO TALK ABOUT IT,  489 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:07,813  BECAUSE THAT MEANS   RELIVING IT AND I, UM--  490 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:11,683      I BARELY MADE IT THROUGH   THE FIRST TIME.  491 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:16,255  I'M SORRY I CAN'T   MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.  492 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:26,932  [cheers and applause]  493 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,140  - NOW, THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.     494 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,275  - [laughs]  495 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:37,743    YOU SAY THAT ABOUT EVERY GUY.     496 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:41,547     - YEAH, BUT THIS ONE REALLY         KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND A CHAIR.     497 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,616  - OKAY, LADIES,     EVERYBODY HAVING A GOOD TIME?     498 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,019  [cheering]  499 00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:48,453  ALL RIGHT,   ALL MY SINGLE GIRLS,  500 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,522  LET ME SEE YOU PUT   YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.  501 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,759  [cheering]  502 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:54,826  - WHOO!  503 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,628  WHAT?   YOU'RE SEPARATED.  504 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,497    HOP, SKIP FROM A SINGLE GIRL.     505 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,632     - NO, I DO NOT WANT TO BE   A SINGLE GIRL IN A STRIP CLUB.     506 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,434  - TOO LATE.  507 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,236     - OKAY, NOW PUT YOUR HANDS   UNDER YOUR CHAIRS  508 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,837  AND THE LUCKY GIRL   THAT FINDS THE KEY,  509 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,838  COME UP AND SEE ME.  510 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,707  [indistinct chatter]  511 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,077  - THANK YOU.  512 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:15,047     - DID YOU SEE THAT WAITER?  513 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,615  IF YOU GIVE HIM   JUST A QUICK GLANCE,  514 00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:19,117      HE COULD BE SEAN'S TWIN.  515 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,219  DO IT.   JUST A QUICK GLANCE.  516 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,520  JUST REAL QUICK.   DO IT.  517 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,455  JUST--JUST REAL QUICK.  518 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,290  - REBECCA?  519 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,826  REBECCA, YOU NEED   TO GO BACK TO BEFORE  520 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,596  YOU WERE STRADDLING MY BROTHER      ON A WASHING MACHINE  521 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:33,298     IN MY HOUSE AND HE WAS JUST       ANOTHER HOMELESS MAN,  522 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,168  BECAUSE HE IS NOT   THE GUY FOR YOU, OKAY?  523 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,804  AND MAYBE THERE'S   NEVER GONNA BE A GUY,  524 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,672  SO YOU NEED TO JUST   GIVE UP ON THAT VERSION  525 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:44,443  OF YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE   IT'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA HAPPEN.    526 00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:46,044  AND WHETHER YOU KNOW IT   OR NOT,  527 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,146  YOUR LIFE IS PRETTY   FUCKING GREAT.  528 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,082      YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT   BEFORE YOU DIE  529 00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:52,818  AND MAGGOTS   EAT YOUR EYEBALLS OUT.  530 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,053  - JESUS, CATHY.  531 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,689    YOU USED TO BE THE OPTIMIST.      532 00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:58,790     - HEY, YOU'VE GOT THE KEY.  533 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,459  SHE'S GOT THE KEY!  534 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,227  - WE'VE GOT A WINNER.  535 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,196  - OH, MY GOD.   I WON?  536 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:05,731  OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.   I NEVER WIN ANYTHING.  537 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,033  I HAVE THE KEY!  538 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:10,802  - WE HAVE GOT   A TREAT FOR YOU.  539 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:14,306  NOW USE YOUR KEY   AND OPEN THE BOX.  540 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:24,316  [cheers and applause]  541 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:30,722  [crowd awws]  542 00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:32,591  [cheering]  543 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,797  - OH, GOD.  544 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:43,035  [cheers and applause]  545 00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:49,041  - OH, JUST TAKE IT OFF!  546 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,710  [cheering]  547 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,888      - YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD   OF YOURSELF.  548 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,857  YOU'RE--YOU'RE--   YOU'RE VERY TALENTED.  549 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,693  YOU BRING A LOT OF JOY   TO PEOPLE.  550 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,295     THAT'S, THAT'S REALLY NICE.      551 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:16,568  [cheering]  552 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:18,036  OKAY, I'M DONE.   THANK YOU.  553 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:22,841  [cheering continues]  554 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,479  OH.  555 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,214  OH, I'M SORRY.  556 00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:31,550      I'M SORRY I GOT SO DARK.  557 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,819      I HAVE VODKA AND CAFFEINE   CHASING EACH OTHER  558 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:34,953  AROUND MY BODY.  559 00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:36,621  - IT'S OKAY.  560 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:39,925  I DO NEED TO JUST   BE QUIET FOR A WHILE,  561 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:42,527      BUT DON'T STEAL MY HOPE,   CATH.  562 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,429  IT'S ALL I HAVE.  563 00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:16,128  - MARLENE,   WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  564 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:18,964  - I CAN'T FIND   MY DAMN PURSE.  565 00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:21,233  WILL YOU HELP ME   FIND MY PURSE?  566 00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:23,135  - SURE.   YOU KNOW, I--  567 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:26,938      I THINK I SAW IT INSIDE.  568 00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:30,876  WHY DON'T WE GO IN   AND LOOK FOR IT?  569 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,979  - YOU'RE VERY SWEET.  570 00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:37,983  WHO ARE YOU?  571 00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:41,920  - IT'S CATHY.  572 00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:46,558  HERE.  573 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,207      - WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?  574 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,976     - I'VE BEEN HERE ALL NIGHT.      575 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,378  - OH.  576 00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,814  - I MADE SOME TEA.  577 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:10,982  - THANKS.  578 00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:19,891  - DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?  579 00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:23,328  - OF COURSE I DO.  580 00:24:23,361 --> 00:24:25,430  I'M NOT STUPID.       I JUST HAVE ALZHEIMER'S.  581 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:29,968    - ADAM SAID YOU WERE CONFUSED          AFTER MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.  582 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,237  HE THOUGHT YOU'D   HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK.  583 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,206  - I WISH THAT WERE MY PROBLEM.     584 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,141    - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ANYONE?     585 00:24:36,174 --> 00:24:40,345    - YOU'RE A FINE ONE TO TALK,           MISS SECRET CANCER PANTS.  586 00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:45,016    I JUST DIDN'T SEE MUCH POINT           IN TELLING PEOPLE ANYWAY.  587 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:46,418  IT IS WHAT IT IS.  588 00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:48,753  THERE'S NOTHING   I CAN DO ABOUT IT.  589 00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:53,024  - I'M REALLY SORRY.  590 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:57,629  - EH, SO I LOSE A FEW MEMORIES      HERE AND THERE.  591 00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,031      I'M LIVING IN THE MOMENT.  592 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:04,202  AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.  593 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,812  [door closes]  594 00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:20,785     - I GET WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT       TO TELL ME.  595 00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:23,321  TELLING PEOPLE SUCKS.  596 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:26,191  I ALSO GET WHY MAYBE       YOU NEEDED TO KICK ME OUT  597 00:25:26,224 --> 00:25:28,527  SO YOU COULD BE ALONE   FOR A WHILE.  598 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,795  YOU AND LENNY,   I'M NOT QUITE CLEAR  599 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:33,365  ON THAT ONE YET,   BUT, YOU KNOW,  600 00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:36,401  MAYBE SOMEDAY.  601 00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:39,471  [footsteps approaching]  602 00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:41,206  - HEY, MOM.   WHAT'S UP, DAD?  603 00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:42,574  - HEY, BUDDY.  604 00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:44,142     - ME AND THE GUYS ARE GONNA       GO SKATEBOARDING  605 00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:45,544      AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GET   SOMETHING TO EAT LATER.  606 00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:47,512  - SURE.     JUST DON'T STAY OUT TOO LATE.     607 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,480  - OKAY.  608 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:49,681      - AND MAKE SURE YOU WASH  609 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,417      THAT RIDICULOUS THING OFF   YOUR ARM BEFORE YOU GO.  610 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:01,326  IS THAT YOUR SUITCASE?  611 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,094     - YEP, AND MY SOCK DRAWER.  612 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:05,864  - ARE YOU HOME?  613 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,867  - YES, I AM HOME.  614 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,142    - I WON SOMETHING LAST NIGHT.     615 00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:19,411  - CONGRATULATIONS.  616 00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:21,346  WHAT'D YOU WIN?  617 00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:24,082  - LET'S JUST SAY   IT WAS SOMETHING BIG  618 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:25,584  AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.  619 00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:29,621    BUT THERE WERE 200 OTHER SAD,      DESPERATE WOMEN  620 00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:30,789  WHO COULD HAVE WON.  621 00:26:30,822 --> 00:26:32,490  WELL, I DON'T KNOW.   I MEAN, MAYBE MORE.  622 00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:38,129  IT WAS DARK AND LOUD,   BUT...  623 00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:40,799  THE POINT IS, I WON.  624 00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:42,601      THE ODDS WERE AGAINST ME  625 00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:46,237  AND YET, I WAS THE LADY   WHO WON.  626 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,873  AND IF SOMETHING   LIKE THAT COULD HAPPEN,  627 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:51,977  THEN MAYBE I COULD   BEAT OTHER ODDS TOO.  628 00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:55,246     SO I'M GONNA TAKE A CHANCE   AND I'M GONNA START  629 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,848  WITH BEE STING THERAPY.  630 00:26:56,881 --> 00:27:01,386     NOW, I KNOW IT IS PROBABLY   A SUCKER'S BET,  631 00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:03,888  BUT IT'S SOMETHING.  632 00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:07,058  IT'S SOMETHING.  633 00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:11,329      I USED TO BE AN OPTIMIST.  634 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:14,399      I WANT TO BE THAT AGAIN.  635 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:16,668  - I'M--  636 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:17,836  I'M SORRY, CATHY.  637 00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:19,337  I DON'T REALLY KNOW       WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY.  638 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:22,507  - I WANT YOU TO SAY...  639 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:24,542  "GO FOR IT.  640 00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:27,045  "GOOD LUCK!  641 00:27:27,078 --> 00:27:31,016  I HOPE YOU WIN!"  642 00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:35,854  - I HOPE YOU WIN.  643 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:38,123  - [exhales sharply]  644 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,892      Captioning by  CaptionMax   www.captionmax.com  645 00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:45,797  - ♪ BABY BLUE ♪  646 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:49,668  ♪ THIS IS NOT THE SKY ♪  647 00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:52,537  ♪ THAT YOU KNOW ♪  648 00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:55,540  [upbeat ethereal music]  649 00:27:55,573 --> 00:27:57,942  ♪ ♪  650 00:27:57,976 --> 00:28:02,080  ♪ STILL YOU SMILE ♪  651 00:28:02,113 --> 00:28:06,151  ♪ WHILE YOUR JEWELS   AND YOUR RINGS ♪  652 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:09,988  ♪ SPARKLE SO ♪  76154

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