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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:10,944  [Leftover Cuties'   Game Called Life]  2 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:12,946  - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪  3 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:18,151     ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪  4 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:21,688  ♪ STEP OUT  5 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:26,626      ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪  6 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:32,098  ♪ IS THIS   SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪  7 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:36,903  ♪ WILL SOMEONE   WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪  8 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:42,342     ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST       A GAME WE PLAY ♪  9 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:47,714  ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪  10 00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:21,081  - OH, I'M SORRY...  11 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:22,449     I THINK I WAS NEXT IN LINE.      12 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:23,850  - I DIDN'T SEE YOU.  13 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:25,285  - THAT'S--THAT'S WEIRD.  14 00:01:25,318 --> 00:01:26,986     I WAS STANDING RIGHT HERE.  15 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,354  - LISTEN, I'M      A LITTLE PRESSED FOR TIME,  16 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,390      DO YOU MIND IF I JUST PAY   FOR MY STUFF REAL QUICK  17 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,891  AND BE ON MY WAY?  18 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,960  THANKS.  19 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:40,433  HEY.  20 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,734  WHAT THE HELL ARE   YOU DOING?  21 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,937  - SORRY, I'M A LITTLE   PRESSED FOR TIME TOO.  22 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:45,205  I HAVE CANCER.  23 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:47,307      SO WOULD YOU MIND GETTING       YOUR SHIT OFF THE COUNTER  24 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:50,043  SO I CAN BUY MY IRISES     AND PLANT THEM BEFORE I DIE?      25 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,277  THANKS.  26 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:02,122  ADAM!  27 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,290      COME HELP UNLOAD THE CAR!  28 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:07,827  [rock music   blaring distantly]  29 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,297  ♪ ♪  30 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,399  - HELLO, WOULD   YOU PLEASE COME--  31 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,301  [moaning on computer]   - JESUS. MOM, GET OUT!  32 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,103  GET OUT!  33 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,438  GO AWAY, GET OUT!   - I'M SORRY.  34 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,340  - JESUS, MOM!  35 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,449  [music is muted]  36 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,951  - I COULD PRETEND THAT     I DIDN'T SEE WHAT I JUST SAW,     37 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,353  BUT I'M NOT GOING TO.  38 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:35,221  YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY   WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY,  39 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:36,890  AND I THINK       WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT.  40 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:38,358  - WHAT?     - I KNOW YOU'RE GOING THROUGH     41 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:39,492  A LOT OF CHANGES   RIGHT NOW.  42 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,894  YOU MUST HAVE   A LOT OF QUESTIONS.  43 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:42,395  - NO, I DON'T!   - COME ON.  44 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:44,998      THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU       TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT.  45 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:48,735      AND I MAY BE YOUR MOTHER,      BUT I'M NOT A TOTAL PRUDE.  46 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:51,137     - MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  47 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,906  - OPENING THE LINES   OF COMMUNICATION.  48 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:55,575  [breathes in]  49 00:02:55,608 --> 00:03:00,747  [moaning on computer]  50 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:03,850     WELL, THEY CERTAINLY DIDN'T       WASTE ANY TIME THERE, DID THEY?    51 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:06,019  [moaning continues]  52 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,988  USUALLY, A WOMAN       LIKES A LITTLE TENDERNESS  53 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:12,325     BEFORE REACHING THIS POINT.      54 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,194  OKAY, THESE ARE FAKE.  55 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,963     BREASTS THIS SHAPE AND SIZE       DO NOT EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD.    56 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:19,032  - OH, GOD!   - NO, AND I HOPE  57 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,467  THAT YOU REALIZE,   I MEAN, THE ONLY REASON  58 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,069  THAT SHE   IS MOANING RIGHT NOW  59 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:24,737  IS BECAUSE   SHE'S GETTING PAID TO.  60 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:27,674  BECAUSE BELIEVE YOU ME,  61 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,743  NO WOMAN LIKES TO HAVE     THREE MEN HIT HER IN THE FACE     62 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,545  WITH THEIR   EJACULATING PENISES.  63 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,013  - OKAY, MOM, PLEASE!  64 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,682  CAN YOU JUST   LEAVE ME ALONE NOW?  65 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:36,916  - WELL, NO--   - THANK YOU.  66 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,384  - APPARENTLY I CAN'T.  67 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,119  BECAUSE IF I DO,     YOU'RE GONNA SIT IN THIS ROOM     68 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,588  AND YOU'RE GONNA   WATCH PORN ALL DAY,  69 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:43,556  AND THAT JUST ISN'T       APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN.  70 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,892  - MOM, I'M   NOT A FUCKING CHILD!  71 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,026  - DO NOT SAY "FUCKING"!  72 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,796  - JESUS!   [door slams shut]  73 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:57,870  - EXCUSE ME.  74 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:01,374  EXCUSE ME.  75 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,576  - SORRY I'M LATE,   I GOT STUCK AT WORK.  76 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,878  - [laughing]  77 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,714  DOING WHAT?   SWABBING THE DECK?  78 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,016  - NICE.   MOCK MY PAIN.  79 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:11,684  THIS EYE PATCH HAPPENS   TO BE COVERING UP  80 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,753  A VERY MANLY   SPORTS INJURY.  81 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:16,322     - I TOLD YOU YOU WERE GOING          TO GET HURT PLAYING RUGBY.  82 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:17,390  - REALLY?  83 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,993  WELL, THANK YOU,   CLAIR...VOYANT.  84 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:21,861  CAN I GET       A COUPLE WATERS, PLEASE?  85 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:24,797  THANK YOU.   - A-MAZING.  86 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,499  I'VE TRIED TO GET   THAT GUY'S ATTENTION,  87 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:28,901      LIKE, THREE TIMES BEFORE   AND HE IGNORES ME.  88 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,271  AND THERE WAS       THIS WOMAN EARLIER TODAY  89 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:32,905  WHO BUTTED IN FRONT   OF ME IN LINE.  90 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,641  WHAT AM I?     AM I INVISIBLE OR SOMETHING?      91 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:38,011  - I THINK I'M GONNA      GET THE PULLED PORK POSOLE.      92 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,913  SO WHAT WAS IT THAT       YOU SO DESPERATELY NEEDED  93 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,081  TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?  94 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:45,351  - I CAUGHT ADAM   WATCHING PORN.  95 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:46,953  WHAT DID YOU DO?  96 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:48,421  - I TALKED TO HIM.  97 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:50,490  - OH. TERRIBLE MOVE.  98 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,558  - I KNOW, IT SUCKED.  99 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:55,561    LIKE, THE GIRL IN THE VIDEO,       ON MULTIPLE PENISES.  100 00:04:55,595 --> 00:05:00,333     AND ADAM DID NOT APPRECIATE          MY INFORMATIVE COMMENTARY.  101 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:02,502  - DID YOU JUST SAY THAT   YOU WATCHED PORN WITH OUR SON?     102 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,537  OH, MY GOD.  103 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:07,006  YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY   SCARRED HIM FOR LIFE.  104 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,741  - I KNOW, I KNOW.   IT'S NOT FUNNY.  105 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,943  BUT I--SERIOUSLY,   I THINK HE MIGHT BE  106 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,512  A LITTLE OBSESSED,   OR SOMETHING.  107 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:15,214      YOU SHOULD SEE THE RECENT       HISTORY ON HIS COMPUTER.  108 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:18,718  THERE WERE HUNDREDS   OF PORN SITES LISTED.  109 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:20,687  NO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW       WHERE HE FOUND THEM ALL.  110 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,221  - IT'S NOT   THAT HARD, HONEY.  111 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,690  YOU JUST GOTTA GOOGLE,  112 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,825  YOU KNOW,   THE WORD "SEX," OR--  113 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:27,760  - OH, MY GOD!  114 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,163  NO, YOU DON'T THINK   THAT ADAM IS HAVING SEX, DO YOU?  115 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,165  - NO.   - HE'S 14.  116 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:33,933  - HE'S NOT HAVING SEX.  117 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:36,102  I THINK   THE LARGER ISSUE HERE  118 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:38,738  IS THAT YOU       WATCHED PORN WITH OUR SON  119 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:40,440  WHEN YOU NEVER WOULD   WITH ME.  120 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:44,210  - OH, WELL, EXCUSE ME   FOR NOT BEING A FAN  121 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:47,714    OF THE GENRE THAT OBJECTIFIES      AND DEGRADES WOMEN.  122 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:49,315  - DID IT EVER OCCUR   TO YOU THAT SOME WOMEN  123 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:53,319      MIGHT ENJOY OCCASIONALLY     BEING SEEN AS SEXUAL OBJECTS?     124 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,288  - THAT IS SUCH   BULLSHIT MALE LOGIC.  125 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,256     - OF COURSE YOU'D SAY THAT,       BECAUSE THE IDEA  126 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:58,991    THAT SOMEBODY WOULD ACTUALLY         INVITE THAT KIND OF ATTENTION     127 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,026  IS COMPLETELY FOREIGN   TO YOU.  128 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:02,261      AND I NEED TO HONOR THAT.  129 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,364  I NEED TO HONOR THAT,   AND I DO.  130 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:06,299  IT'S NOT   IN YOUR NATURE TO BE  131 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:07,567  IN THE CENTER   OF ANYTHING.  132 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,801  YOU'RE MORE   OF A NURTURING,  133 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,870  BEHIND-THE-SCENES   TYPE OF PERSON.  134 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:15,041      AND I SUPPORT THE TEXTURE   OF YOUR FEELINGS.  135 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:17,677  - WHAT THE HELL   ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?  136 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,846  - LOOK, ANGELA   MAY HAVE BAD BREATH,  137 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:23,349  BUT SHE DOES SAY       SOME VERY ASTUTE THINGS.  138 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,585  AND SHE THINKS   THAT THE REASON THAT  139 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:27,320      WE'RE DRAWN TO EACH OTHER   AS A COUPLE  140 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:30,156  IS BECAUSE WE'RE      SUCH OPPOSITES IN THAT WAY.      141 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:32,358  YOU KNOW,   I LIKE TO STAND OUT,  142 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,726  YOU LIKE TO BLEND IN.   - ALL RIGHT,  143 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,795      YOUR THERAPIST IS REALLY       STARTING TO PISS ME OFF.  144 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,296  - COME ON, CATHY.      YOU WON'T EVEN WEAR SKIRTS  145 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,831    'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE       LOOKING AT YOUR LEGS.  146 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:41,601  ANGELA SAYS THAT      IN THE BEST RELATIONSHIPS,  147 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:44,170  THERE CAN ONLY BE      ONE PERSON IN THE SPOTLIGHT      148 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:45,571  AT ANY GIVEN TIME.  149 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:48,875  THAT'S WHY WE WORK   SO WELL TOGETHER.  150 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,978  - BUT WE DON'T   WORK WELL TOGETHER.  151 00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:54,547  THAT'S WHY   WE'RE LIVING APART.  152 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:07,093  [loud burp]  153 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:08,227  - JESUS!  154 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,096  - [giggles]   - SEAN!  155 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,098  YOU SCARED   THE CRAP OUT OF ME.  156 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:14,000  GOD, AND WHAT   DIED INSIDE OF YOU?  157 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,068     - YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE     ABOUT TO TONGUE THAT FLOWER.      158 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,138      - I WAS JUST ADMIRING IT.   ISN'T IT STUNNING?  159 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,706  LIKE IT WAS   DESIGNED BY NATURE  160 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:22,008  JUST TO BE LOOKED AT.  161 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:24,076  - NO, IT WAS DESIGNED   TO ATTRACT BEES.  162 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,279    UNTIL WE KILLED ALL THE BEES       WITH ALL OUR PESTICIDES  163 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:28,781  AND OUR CHEMICALLY   TREATED FERTILIZERS.  164 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,984      - WHY ARE YOU HERE, SEAN?  165 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:34,253      - THE BUILDING I SQUAT IN      IS ABOUT TO BE DEMOLISHED.  166 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,189  AND THE CITY PRICKS     WON'T LET ME IN THEIR OFFICE      167 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,857  TO REASON WITH THEM,   BECAUSE THEY THINK  168 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,292  I'M SOME CRAZY,   HOMELESS FREAK-O.  169 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:40,760  - SOUNDS ACCURATE.  170 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:44,030    - ANYWAY, I LOOKED INTO THEIR      RIDICULOUSLY FLAWED BUDGET PLAN,  171 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:46,232  AND I FOUND SOME INFO     THAT COULD SAVE THE BUILDING.     172 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:49,068  SO HERE, BE A DEAR AND   MAKE ME THREE COPIES OF THESE.     173 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:52,605  - WOW.  174 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,106  HUH.  175 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,409     THOSE ONE AND A HALF YEARS   OF BUSINESS SCHOOL  176 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,945  ARE FINALLY PAYING OFF.   - I KNOW.  177 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,180  DAD WOULD BE SO PROUD.  178 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,648  I FIGURE ALL I HAVE   TO DO IS GO IN THERE  179 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:04,150  DRESSED LIKE   A YUPPIE DOUCHE BAG,  180 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:05,418      AND THEY'LL HEAR ME OUT.  181 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:07,687      AND SINCE THE ONLY YUPPIE      DOUCHE BAG I KNOW IS PAUL,  182 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:08,988  CAN I BORROW   ONE OF HIS SUITS?  183 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:10,623  - I DOUBT PAUL   WOULD APPRECIATE ME  184 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,626  LENDING YOU   ANY OF HIS THINGS.  185 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,661     LUCKY FOR YOU, I DON'T CARE           WHAT HE THINKS RIGHT NOW.  186 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,029  SO HAVE AT IT.  187 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:19,465      - WHAT'S UP, UNCLE SEAN?   - HEY, MAN, WHAT'S UP?  188 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,567  - NOT MUCH.   - HI, HONEY.  189 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,671  - OOH. SHUT DOWN.  190 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,974  THAT KID REALLY      DOESN'T LIKE YOU, DOES HE?  191 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,809  - SHUT UP, SEAN.  192 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,680  [knocking]  193 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,251  CAN I COME IN?  194 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,952  - LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE?  195 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:44,223      - I AM SORRY FOR THE WAY   I ACTED YESTERDAY.  196 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,926  I SCREWED UP.   AND YOU'RE RIGHT.  197 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:48,327  YOU'RE NOT   A CHILD ANYMORE,  198 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,229  AND I NEED TO STOP   TREATING YOU LIKE ONE.  199 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,665  SO...I WANT   TO GIVE YOU THESE.  200 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,568  - JESUS, MOM.   I'M NOT DOING THAT.  201 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:57,503  - YOU'RE NOT?   - NO.  202 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,605  WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE     TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO WEIRD?      203 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:02,475  - SORRY, I DON'T MEAN   TO MAKE THINGS WEIRD.  204 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:04,510      I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE   THAT YOU'RE OKAY.  205 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,878  AND EVEN   IF YOU'RE NOT DOING,  206 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,080  YOU KNOW,   THIS RIGHT NOW--  207 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,349  WHICH IS   REALLY, REALLY AWESOME  208 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,652  AND INCREDIBLY   SMART OF YOU--  209 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:16,689  LOOK, I KNOW IT'S   JUST A MATTER OF TIME  210 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:19,025  BEFORE GIRLS START      THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.      211 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,929  AND I GUESS I   GET WORRIED, BECAUSE...  212 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:27,833  I-I MAY NOT BE AROUND   TO MEET ALL OF THEM.  213 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,770  - WELL, THANK GOD.  214 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:32,838  - LISTEN, I KNOW       I'M NOT YOUR FIRST CHOICE  215 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,440  TO TALK TO   ABOUT GIRL STUFF.  216 00:09:34,473 --> 00:09:37,543  BUT IF YOU HAVE ANY       QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING,  217 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,679  YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS   COME TO ME, RIGHT?  218 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,847  - YES, DEAR.  219 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,583  - GOOD.  220 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:46,052  BUT CAN I JUST TELL YOU       WHEN YOU DO START DATING,  221 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,320     YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT WOMEN  222 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:48,955  DON'T CARE SO MUCH   ABOUT THE SEX STUFF.  223 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,423  I MEAN, THEY CARE.  224 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:53,826  I MEAN...IT'S--IT FEELS   GOOD AND EVERYTHING.  225 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:56,028  AND IT'S DEFINITELY   AN IMPORTANT PART  226 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,163    OF ANY HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP,      227 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:59,065      ESPECIALLY THE FOREPLAY.  228 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,702     - OKAY, MOM...YOU'RE MAKING       THI- I'M SORRY.AIN.  229 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:07,340     I JUST MEAN THAT SEX ISN'T   AS IMPORTANT TO US GALS  230 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,875  AS OTHER THINGS.  231 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:14,580  LIKE YOU NOTICING US.  232 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,016     YOU MAKING US FEEL SPECIAL.      233 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,819  BECAUSE THE THING IS...  234 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:23,022  WOMEN LIKE ATTENTION.  235 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:24,724  EVEN IF THEY   ACT LIKE THEY DON'T.  236 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:26,959  EVEN IF THEY SAY   THEY DON'T WANT YOU  237 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,427      TO MAKE A BIG FUSS ABOUT  238 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,262  VALENTINE'S DAY   OR THEIR BIRTHDAY.  239 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:35,901  DEEP DOWN,      THEY REALLY WISH YOU WOULD.      240 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,904  OH, AND IF YOU'RE EVER   OUT ON A FIRST DATE,  241 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:42,942  AND YOU FIND THAT     IT'S GOING, YOU KNOW, THERE,      242 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,911      AND IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU     COULD TOTALLY SCORE WITH HER,     243 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,114  OR WHATEVER   YOU GUYS CALL IT NOW,  244 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,349  JUST SLOW DOWN.  245 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,684  BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT,  246 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,252  A WOMAN ALWAYS   WANTS TO FEEL LIKE  247 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:55,554      SHE'S WORTH WAITING FOR.  248 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,423  YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?   - NOT REALLY.  249 00:10:57,456 --> 00:11:00,893      BUT CAN THIS CONVERSATION   PLEASE BE OVER NOW?  250 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,895  - YES, IT CAN BE OVER.  251 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,230  - SWEET.  252 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:12,204  [Joe King music plays]  253 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,708  - ♪ COME ON, BABY,      WHY DON'T YOU SNEAK ON IN ♪      254 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:20,312  MM-MM   ♪ SEE, OOH ♪  255 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,249  SO CAN THE MAN SING,   OR CAN HE SING?  256 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,284  - HE'S ALL RIGHT.   - ALL RIGHT?  257 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:28,154  THAT IS JOE KING YOU'RE      TALKING ABOUT, YOUNG LADY.  258 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,690  - THAT'S HIS NAME?   JOE KING?  259 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,892  PLEASE TELL ME   YOU'RE JO-KING.  260 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:34,360  - WELL, YOU CAN   LAUGH ALL YOU WANT,  261 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,328      BUT THE MAN IS A LEGEND.  262 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,064     AND I SEE YOU GETTING YOUR   LITTLE GROOVE ON  263 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:41,200  OVER THERE AS WELL.   - WAS NOT.  264 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,436  BUT I WAS WATCHING   YOU SHAKE YOUR THING.  265 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,005      YOU GOT A MIGHTY FINE ASS   ON YOU, PAINTER MAN.  266 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,273  - [chuckles]  267 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:48,741  HEY.   NOW THAT--  268 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,109  YOU SHOULDN'T   BE TALKING TO A MAN  269 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:51,777  THREE TIMES YOUR AGE   LIKE THAT.  270 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,446  OKAY?   IT'S NOT VERY NICE.  271 00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:56,115  - WHO SAYS I'M NICE?  272 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,583  - ANDREA.  273 00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:00,720  IN CLASS.   NOW, PLEASE.  274 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,463  IT'S REALLY CORNY.  275 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:13,065  - YEAH, WELL,   I DIDN'T DESIGN IT.  276 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,934  BUT I DO LIKE   WHAT IT HAS TO SAY.  277 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:17,937  IT'S POSITIVE.  278 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,672  - YEAH, REAL POSITIVE.  279 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:23,709      AND THEN ALL THOSE DREAMS   GET CRUSHED BY REALITY.  280 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,346  - LET ME GET THAT   FOR YOU.  281 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,583  LOOKED LIKE       YOU GOT YOUR HANDS FULL.  282 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,452  - NOTHING   I CAN'T HANDLE.  283 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:42,962  [popping noise]  284 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:48,234  [popping again]  285 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,849  - HEY, SCUMBAG!  286 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,518  - JESUS.  287 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,920     - PUT BACK WHATEVER YOU'RE       STEALING FROM THIS HOUSE  288 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,555  OR LOSE AN ARM,   YOUR CHOICE.  289 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,690  - WHOA, WHOA.      I'M NOT STEALING ANYTHING.  290 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,326      TRUST ME, THERE'S NOTHING   IN THIS HOUSE I WANT.  291 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,728  - BOLOGNA.  292 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:17,363  YOU WERE   GONNA TAKE THAT BAG.  293 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:20,466  AND I SAW YOU THROW ANOTHER ONE       ON YOUR CRAP HEAP OUT THERE.      294 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:23,335  - I'M JUST COLLECTING   MY SISTER'S RECYCLING.  295 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:29,141  I SWEAR.   SEE?  296 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,010  - CATHY'S YOUR SISTER?  297 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,379  - SADLY.   - PROVE IT.  298 00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:36,215  - WELL, I DESTROYED      ALL FORMS OF PERSONAL I.D.  299 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,617     SO AS TO AVOID BIG BROTHER   TRACKING MY EVERY MOVE,  300 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,886  BUT I CAN TELL YOU   THAT MY SISTER  301 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,855  HAS NEVER MET A PAIR      OF KHAKIS SHE DIDN'T LIKE,  302 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,256  SHE SNEAKS CIGARETTES  303 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,058  WHEN SHE DOESN'T       THINK ANYBODY'S LOOKING,  304 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:49,094  AND SHE CAN BE A REAL SARCASTIC     BITCH IN THE MORNING.  305 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,030  AND PRETTY MUCH       THE REST OF THE DAY TOO.  306 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:52,331      - CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.  307 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:53,732  - [chuckles]  308 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,401  - SO WHAT ARE YOU,   HOMELESS OR SOMETHING?  309 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:56,802  - NO. NO.  310 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,104  I CHOOSE TO LIVE OFF THE LAND.      THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.  311 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,639  - UH-HUH.  312 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,474      WHAT'S WITH THE FAT SUIT?  313 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,643  - DOES IT   REALLY LOOK THAT BAD?  314 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,347  - TAKE OFF THAT JACKET   AND TURN AROUND.  315 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:24,830  THAT'LL WORK.  316 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,633  COME OVER TO MY PLACE.  317 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,736  - OKAY.  318 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:33,839  I AM GUARANTEEING   AN AUTOMATIC "A"  319 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,674  TO ANYONE WHO   READS THIS PAMPHLET  320 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,476  AND THEN WRITES ME   AN ESSAY EXPLAINING  321 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,979  WHY TEENAGE PREGNANCY   IS A CRAPPY IDEA.  322 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,947  - BUT WHAT   DOES THIS ASSIGNMENT  323 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,849  HAVE TO DO   WITH AMERICAN HISTORY?  324 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,484      - I DON'T KNOW, KRISTIN.  325 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:48,354  TAKE THE STICK OUT,      I'D SAID YOU'D GET AN "A".  326 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,359  [tapping]  327 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,066  - HEY.  328 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,135  DOES THAT CRACK   BOTHER YOU?  329 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,037  'CAUSE I CAN FIX IT   IF YOU WANT.  330 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,373  - UM...  331 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,074  UH, YEAH.   - YEAH?  332 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,309  - THAT WOULD BE GREAT.   - YEAH.  333 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:11,911  I'LL ADD IT TO MY LIST.  334 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,379  MM.   - DO THAT.  335 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,348  - OKAY.   NICE SKIRT, BY THE WAY.  336 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,250  YEAH, SUITS YOU.  337 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,152  - OH, THANK YOU.  338 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,976  - [moaning]   OOH, YEAH!  339 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,678  YOU LIKE MY SWEET       SHAVED PUSSY, DON'T YOU?  340 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,181  - OH, YEAH.   - LICK IT, BABY.  341 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:26,051  OH! OH, JUST LIKE THAT.   YEAH!  342 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,886  OOH!   - OH, YEAH!  343 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,254  SO FUCKING HOT.  344 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:32,791  - MRS. JAMISON?      - OH, YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT.      345 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,893  - ANDREA, WHAT ARE      YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR SEAT?      346 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,261     - I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU      347 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:37,896  THAT YOU'D BETTER   HAVE TONS OF CASH READY  348 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,064      FOR THIS WEEK'S WEIGH-IN,  349 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,633  BECAUSE I AM SWIMMING   IN THESE JEANS.  350 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,236    I'VE BEEN JOGGING IN THE PARK      AFTER SCHOOL EVERY DAY.  351 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:45,404  - GOOD FOR YOU.  352 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,473  I'M GLAD TO SEE       YOU'RE FINALLY MOTIVATED.  353 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,176      - YEAH...REAL MOTIVATED.  354 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,678  - WELL,   THANKS FOR THE WARNING,  355 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,980      I'LL MAKE SURE THAT I GET       TO AN ATM BEFORE FRIDAY.  356 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,315  - COOL.  357 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,651  AND YOU SHOULD   TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES  358 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,887  NEXT TIME YOU'RE   GONNA WATCH THAT SHIT.  359 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,305  - WHOA.  360 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:23,442  THAT'S QUITE A BIT   OF MAIL YOU GOT HERE...  361 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,444  MARLENE.  362 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:26,745  - DON'T MESS UP  363 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,014  THE ORDER OF MY      LILLIAN VERNON CATALOGUES.  364 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,818  - UH...OKAY.  365 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,987  WOW, CHECK THOSE OUT.  366 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,555      - THEY WERE MY HUSBAND'S.  367 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,724  I MEANT TO GET RID       OF THEM AFTER HE PASSED,  368 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,292  BUT I NEVER   GOT AROUND TO IT.  369 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:41,527  FROM THE WIDTH OF YOU,  370 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,062  I'D SAY YOU TWO WERE   ABOUT THE SAME BUILD.  371 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,696  IF THEY FIT,   YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM.  372 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,899  - REALLY?   WOW.  373 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:50,202  THIS IS, UH...AWESOME.  374 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,905  THE STITCHING ALONG   THESE EDGES IS KILLER.  375 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,406  - THAT WAS ONE   OF EDDIE'S FAVORITES.  376 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,508  HE USED TO WEAR IT     WHENEVER WE'D GO OUT DANCING.     377 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,644  - YOU LIKE TO DANCE,   MARLENE?  378 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:01,980  BECAUSE I HAPPEN     TO HAVE QUITE THE FANCY FOOT.     379 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:09,521  [chuckles]  380 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,229  - DID YOU JUST       PUT YOUR HAND ON MY ASS?  381 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,064  - I WAS FEELING EDDIE.  382 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,533  - NO,   YOU WERE FEELING ME.  383 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:26,872  WATCH YOURSELF,   HOMELESS MAN.  384 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:28,740  WHOA!   [laughing]  385 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,209  - [giggles]  386 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:32,945  I DON'T KNOW   WHAT MY PROBLEM IS,  387 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,981    BUT FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS       LAUGH WHEN I'M NERVOUS.  388 00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:38,217  [laughing]  389 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:42,054  IT'S A TICK.   THIS IS--  390 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:45,624  [laughing]  391 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,693  THIS--I DON'T EVEN KNOW   WHY I'M DOING THIS.  392 00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,528  I MEAN,   THIS IS SO NOT ME.  393 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:52,064  - JUST TRY TO RELAX.  394 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,398  [ripping noise]   - OW!  395 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,167  - I AM VERY FAST.  396 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,702  - [laughing]   OKAY.  397 00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:59,138  OKAY.   THAT WASN'T SO BAD.  398 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,039  [ripping noise]   OW!  399 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,475  JESUS.  400 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,545  GOD, HOW DO WOMEN   DO THIS ALL THE--OW!  401 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,080  TIME..  402 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,648  I MEAN IT'S SO--   [ripping noise]  403 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:10,883  UNBEARABLE.  404 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,685  OH, PLEASE.  405 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,420      PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU--   [ripping noise]  406 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:18,257  ALMOST DONE.  407 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,526  REAL--REALLY?  408 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,728  REAL--YOU'RE   PUTTING WAX THERE?  409 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,532  [ripping noise]  410 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,868  GO--GOD.   [laughing]  411 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,603  OKAY, I'M GONNA STOP   TALKING N--  412 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,906  [ripping noises]  413 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,941  [patting noise]   - OOH.  414 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,544  OKAY, ALL DONE.  415 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:42,581  SEE?  416 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,082  - WOW.  417 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,718  THAT REALLY DEMANDS   ATTENTION, DOESN'T IT?  418 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,620  - YEAH, VERY SEXY.  419 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,556  WHO IS THE LUCKY GUY?  420 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,357      - THERE IS NO LUCKY GUY.  421 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,561  - SORRY.   WHO IS THE LUCKY GIRL?  422 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,998  - ME.  423 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,700  - SO THIS IS FUN, HUH?  424 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,235  MEETING YOUR OLD DAD   FOR LUNCH?  425 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,137      - YEAH, IT'S BEEN GREAT.  426 00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:06,738  - GET ENOUGH TO EAT?   - MM-HMM.  427 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:07,906  - YOU SURE?   - YEAH.  428 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,575  - YOU CAN GET      AN ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING.  429 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:10,676  - I'M GOOD.  430 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:14,413  - GOOD.  431 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:15,881      HOW'S EVERYTHING AT HOME?   OKAY?  432 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,449  - IT'S FINE.  433 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,885  - YEAH, YOU GETTING   ALONG WITH YOUR MOM ALL RIGHT?     434 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,286  - YEAH, I GUESS.  435 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,521  HALF THE TIME,   I DON'T EVEN KNOW  436 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,089  WHAT THE HELL   SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.  437 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,757  - AH.  438 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:29,228     THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER   IS A WOMAN.  439 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:33,432  AND WOMEN, UNLIKE MEN,       NEVER SAY WHAT THEY MEAN.  440 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:37,669  THEY'RE ANNOYINGLY   COMPLICATED THAT WAY.  441 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,812  THAT'S A CUTE DOG.  442 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,314  - YEAH.  443 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:06,898  - SEAN?  444 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,166  - HIYA, SIS.  445 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,334  YOU GOT   THOSE COPIES FOR ME?  446 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,136  I REALLY NEED TO      GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.  447 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:13,405  - AM I IN   SOME ALTERNATE REALITY?  448 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:17,109  WHERE DID YOU GET     THAT BRIEFCASE AND THAT SUIT?     449 00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:19,244  - OLD LADY ACROSS   THE STREET FROM YOU.  450 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,013  - MARLENE?   - MM.  451 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,281      - WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?  452 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,182  - WELL, I THINK SHE      MIGHT HAVE THE HOTS FOR ME,      453 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,817     WHICH...WHO CAN BLAME HER?  454 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:29,354      IN FACT, IF WE WERE JUST      A LITTLE BIT CLOSER IN AGE,      455 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:30,656     I MIGHT EVEN GET IN THERE.  456 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,792  THAT OLD GAL'S STILL   GOT A PRETTY TIGHT ASS.  457 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:36,528  - I CAN'T GET OVER   HOW DIFFERENT YOU LOOK.  458 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:38,063  - WHY ARE YOU WALKING  459 00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:39,698     LIKE YOU GOT A POTATO CHIP   UP YOUR BUTT  460 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,066  YOU DON'T WANNA CRACK?  461 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:45,003      - I GOT WAXED DOWN THERE   FOR THE FIRST TIME.  462 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,972  - COULD YOU   PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT  463 00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,674  THE STATE OF   YOUR VAGINA WITH ME?  464 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:50,208      I'M A VERY VISUAL PERSON.  465 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,911    I ALSO HAPPEN TO THINK WAXING      IS INCREDIBLY GAUCHE.  466 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:55,480     I'M ALL ABOUT THE BIG BUSH,       AS NATURE INTENDED.  467 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,749  - I KNOW, I USED       TO THINK WOMEN WHO WAXED  468 00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:00,319  WERE SELF-HATING   ANTI-FEMINISTS,  469 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:03,455  BUT I GET THE ALLURE.  470 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,823  YEAH?  471 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:06,825  MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL.  472 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,027  I KINDA   WANNA SHOW IT OFF.  473 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,395  - WELL,   DON'T SHOW IT TO ME.  474 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:13,799  I'D RATHER NOT GO BLIND   BEFORE MY MEETING.  475 00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:25,610  - HEY.  476 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,779     STOP STARING AT MY TITTIES,       I'M TRYING TO JOG.  477 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:30,916  - WAIT, WHAT?   NO, I'M NOT STARING AT ANYTHING.  478 00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:33,585  - HOW COME YOUR FACE   IS GETTING ALL RED?  479 00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:37,622    I BET YOU NEVER SEEN TITTIES          AS FINE AS THESE, HAVE YOU?      480 00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:40,759  - YES, I HAVE.   AND WAY BIGGER.  481 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:42,694  - I BET YOU NEVER   TOUCHED ANY, THOUGH.  482 00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:45,063  - SO?   I COULD IF I WANTED TO.  483 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,531  - YOU WANNA TOUCH MINE?  484 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,934  - SHUT UP.   - YOU CAN.  485 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:52,871  I'M SERIOUS.   TOUCH THEM.  486 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,774  - NO, NO.     YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO THAT.     487 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,015  - [snickers]  488 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,784  GO BACK TO PLAYING   WITH YOUR LITTLE BALL.  489 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:08,019  LET ME JOG IN PEACE.  490 00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:53,999  [R&B music plays]  491 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:56,034      - ♪ COME IN MY KITCHEN ♪  492 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:58,170  ♪ YOU'RE IN   FOR A SPECIAL TREAT ♪  493 00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,672  ♪ ONE TASTE OF   MY SPECIAL SPICE ♪  494 00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:02,641  ♪ AND YOU   WON'T BE SAYING NO ♪  495 00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:04,176    - ♪ YOU BETTER COME GET IT ♪      496 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,445  - ♪ IT'S READY ♪  497 00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:08,079  ♪ COME IN   MY KITCHEN, BABY ♪  498 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,948  - ♪ WHEN IT'S   GONE, GONE, GONE ♪  499 00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,583     ♪ I AIN'T MAKING NO MORE ♪  500 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:12,918  - CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?  501 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,653  - I'M SURE YOU CAN.  502 00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,221  MY NAME IS MR. TOLKE.  503 00:24:16,254 --> 00:24:19,891    AND I'M HERE TO SEE SOMEBODY       REGARDING THE PROPERTY  504 00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:21,159  ON HENNEPIN AND FOURTH.  505 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,862  - OKAY.   UH, HMM.  506 00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:26,431  I DON'T SEE YOU   ON THE SCHEDULE.  507 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,166  DID YOU HAVE   AN APPOINTMENT?  508 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,168     - NOT AN OFFICIAL ONE, NO.  509 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,670  BUT WHAT I HAVE TO   SAY WILL ONLY TAKE  510 00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:33,205  ABOUT FIVE MINUTES, SO.  511 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:36,408  I'M SURE YOU   CAN WORK YOUR MAGIC  512 00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:38,210  AND SLIP ME IN.  513 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,879  - UNFORTUNATELY,   NO ONE WILL SEE YOU  514 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,514  UNLESS YOU   HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.  515 00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:44,649      I COULD TRY TO FIT YOU IN   SOMETIME NEXT MONTH?  516 00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:46,485  - NO.   NO, NO.  517 00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:48,487  YOU SEE, THE BULLDOZERS   ARE SCHEDULED  518 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,422  TO KNOCK THIS BUILDING   DOWN BY FRIDAY,  519 00:24:50,455 --> 00:24:54,159  SO IT--IT...IT'S VITAL     THAT I TALK TO SOMEONE TODAY.     520 00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:55,827  - I'M AFRAID   THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.  521 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:58,163      SORRY, WISH I COULD HELP.  522 00:24:58,196 --> 00:24:59,865  - DO YOU?  523 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:01,666  DO YOU REALLY   WISH YOU COULD HELP?  524 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,768  'CAUSE IT--IT KIND   OF SOUNDS LIKE  525 00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:05,036  YOU DON'T   REALLY GIVE A SHIT.  526 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:06,338  - EXCUSE ME?  527 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,707  - SEE, IF YOU REALLY   WANTED TO FUCKING HELP,  528 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,208  YOU WOULD TAKE   THIS FUCKING PHONE  529 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:11,943  AND YOU'D TELL   YOUR FUCKING BOSSES  530 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,679      TO GIVE ME A FIVE MINUTE   FUCKING MEETING.  531 00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:16,548  - IS THERE   A PROBLEM HERE, SIR?  532 00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:21,553     - YEAH, THE PROBLEM IS THIS          OFFICE WON'T TAKE THE TIME  533 00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:24,923  TO LISTEN TO THE VOICES   OF IT'S CONSTITUENTS.  534 00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:27,926  WELL, I HAVE   A RIGHT TO BE HEARD!  535 00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:30,862  [Delta Spirit's   People C'mon]  536 00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:37,869  ♪ ♪  537 00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:41,039  - THERE YOU ARE.   I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.  538 00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:43,542  YOU MUST BE SO BUMMED   YOU CAN'T PLAY.  539 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,544  - NO, I LOVE USING   MY ONE GOOD EYE  540 00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:48,013  TO WATCH MY BUDDIES   HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME.  541 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,814  REALLY, MY JOY KNOWS   NO BOUNDS.  542 00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:51,449  [chuckles]  543 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:55,387  - WELL, IF IT'S   OF ANY CONSOLATION,  544 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:58,189  I'M REALLY DIGGING   YOUR SEXY PIRATE LOOK.  545 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,691  - REALLY?  546 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,927  DO I REMIND YOU OF JOHNNY DEPP        IN  PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN?      547 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,261  IT'S KIND OF   WHAT I'M GOING FOR.  548 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,897  - TOTALLY.   [whistle blows]  549 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,666  - OH, I GUESS   THE GAME'S STARTING.  550 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:08,633  - FUCK 'EM.  551 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,035  WHAT DO YOU SAY   YOU AND I  552 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:13,271  MAKE A LITTLE FUN   OF OUR OWN?  553 00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,577  - SURE, WHY NOT?   - ALL RIGHT.  554 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:22,280  CRANK UP THE RADIO,   BABY, I'M COMING IN.  555 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:25,650  ♪ ♪  556 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:28,119  - I WORE A DAMN SUIT   FOR THIS.  557 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:31,656  [groaning]  558 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:34,025  I'M TAKING       YOUR GUYS' BADGE NUMBERS.  559 00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:37,662  - ♪ LA, LA, LA,   LA-LA, LA, LA ♪  560 00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:43,001  ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA   LA-LA, LA, LA ♪  561 00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:45,136  ♪ AND I'VE   BEEN WONDERING ON ♪  562 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,539  ♪ FOR ALL THESE YEARS ♪  563 00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:51,109  ♪ WHAT I'VE BECOME   NO ONE COULD KNOW ♪  564 00:26:51,142 --> 00:26:55,080  ♪ IF YOU'RE FEELING      WHAT I'M FEELING, COME ON ♪      565 00:26:55,113 --> 00:27:00,118  ♪ ALL YOU SOUL-SEARCHING PEOPLE,   COME ON ♪  566 00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:02,988  - ARE YOU SURE   YOU WANNA DO THIS?  567 00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:10,362    I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOU,       YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.  568 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:15,834  ♪ ♪  569 00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:19,738  - ♪ IF YOU'RE FEELING      WHAT I'M FEELING, COME ON ♪      570 00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:22,440  ♪ ALL YOU SOUL-SEARCHING PEOPLE,   COME ON ♪  571 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:27,178     ♪ OH, NO, IF YOU'RE FEELING          WHAT I'M FEELING, COME ON ♪      572 00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:30,548  ♪ ALL YOU SOUL-SEARCHING PEOPLE,   COME ON ♪  573 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:33,618  ♪ OH ♪  574 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:41,626  ♪ ♪  575 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,663      Captioning by  CaptionMax   www.captionmax.com  70051

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