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- YOU WANT ME TO PUT A POOL IN THIS YARD?
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- YES. PLEASE. - [laus]
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- UNLESS YOU'RE PLANNING ON TAKING OUT
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THE FENCE OVER THERE AND ASKING THE NEIGHBORS
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TO GO IN HALFSIES WITH YOU, IT'S NOT GOING TO FIT.
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- I'M SORRY. I KNOW IT'S SMALL.
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- AND YOU GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL SHADE TREE RIGHT HERE.
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YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO KEEP THAT. - I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.
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- LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
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LET ME BUMP OUT THE DECK, ALL RIGHT?
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AND WE'LL PUT IN A NICE, SUNKEN HOT TUB, YOU KNOW?
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AND MAYBE EVEN WE DO A LITTLE, UH, BARBECUE PIT RIGHT HERE.
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I THINK IT'LL BE REAL NICE.
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IT'LL BE AN OUTDOOR LIVING ROOM.
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- OKAY. THAT'S FINE.
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JUST DO THAT.
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HOW FAST CAN YOU FINISH IT?
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- WELL, IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER,
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SO IT'S OUR BUSY SEASON. - I'LL PAY EXTRA.
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- WELL, I STILL HAVE THREE JOBS AHEAD OF YOU.
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- I'LL PAY DOUBLE.
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- I WILL HAVE A CREW OUT HERE IN THE MORNING.
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- HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SUMMER. - AND TO YOU.
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- SO WE'LL DO A HOT TUB.
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- ♪ EVERYBODY'S COOLER WITH A POOL ♪
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♪ BE COOL WITH COOL POOLS ♪
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IS THAT YOUR NEW LOVER?
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IS THAT WHY I'M SLEEPING ON MY SISTER'S COUCH?
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- I'M GOING TO BUMP OUT THE DECK AND PUT IN A HOT TUB.
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- I THOUGHT WE WERE SAVING FOR NEW CLOSET SYSTEMS.
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CATHERINE, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE.
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- WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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- I CAME TO GET THE HEATING PAD YOU USE FOR YOUR CRAMPS.
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FEEL THAT. - THAT'S A BIG KNOT.
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- YEAH. COULD YOU JUST RUB IT FOR ME FOR ONE SECOND?
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JUST ONE?
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OH, GOD, THAT FEELS SO GOOD.
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OH, GET IN THERE.
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OH, HONEY, CAN WE PLEASE FIX THIS?
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I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
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AND I'M SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
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- I'M SORRY, PAUL. I HAVE TO GO.
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I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A DERMATOLOGIST.
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- CAN WE JUST HAVE DINNER OR SOMETHING?
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CAN WE AT THE VERY LEAST FIGURE OUT
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WHAT WE'RE GONNA TELL ADAM TOMORROW?
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'CAUSE RIGHT NOW MY STORY IS "ADAM, YOUR MOM'S A MEANIE!"
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- OKAY. DINNER.
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WE DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY GROWING UP,
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BUT WE DID HAVE A POOL IN OUR BACKYARD.
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[laughs]
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MY BROTHER AND I,
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WE WOULD SPEND ALL SUMMER IN IT MAKING UP DIVES.
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MY SIGNATURE WAS THE BANANA SPLIT AND DIVE.
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- SOUNDS FUN.
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- EXCEPT WHEN SEAN WOULD HOLD ME UNDER THE WATER
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AND FART ON MY FACE.
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[chuckles]
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OH, HELLO, BREAST.
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HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN HAPPENING?
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- DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
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- WELL, SCREW YOU.
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ANYWAY, IN REGARDS TO YOUR QUESTION,
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I DON'T THINK I WANT TO DO THAT.
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I--JUST--I'VE ALWAYS REALLY LOVED MY HAIR.
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I CRY EVERY TIME I GET IT CUT.
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- YOU WON'T NECESSARILY LOSE YOUR HAIR.
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- MY NOSE IS ANOTHER STORY.
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IF YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING TO LOSE MY NOSE...
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WHAT'S THAT?
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- SOME INFORMATION ON ALTERNATIVE TREATMENTS
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FOR MELANOMA.
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- WELL, CRAP. THOUGHT IT WAS A CURE.
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- HOW'S YOUR HUSBAND FEEL? - I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET.
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- WOW.
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- I'M JUST KIND OF A PRIVATE PERSON.
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EXCEPT AROUND YOU.
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[laughs] I CAN'T SEEM TO SHUT UP AROUND YOU.
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- HERE. THESE ARE SOME TIPS ON HOW TO TALK TO LOVED ONES.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE FIND IT VERY DIFFICULT.
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- ARE YOU MARRIED? - NO.
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BUT I THINK I'D WANT TO KNOW.
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- I WAS GOING TO TELL HIM.
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AND THEN WHEN I GOT HOME,
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THERE WERE 15 MEN IN MY HOUSE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.
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PAUL WAS DRUNK AND PEEING IN THE FRONT YARD.
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I FOUND MYSELF SAYING
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"I THINK I NEED TO BE ALONE FOR A WHILE."
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- UM, SOME SUPPORT GROUPS YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN.
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- I JUST GOT THIS IMAGE OF WHEN YOU DO GET MARRIED.
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YOU AND YOUR BRIDE STANDING AT THE ALTAR
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PASSING BROCHURES BACK AND FORTH.
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- TELL SOMEONE, CATHY.
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- THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER IN MINNEAPOLIS.
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DON'T MAKE IT OUR LAST.
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'SCUSE ME, YOU GUYS GOT A MINUTE TO HELP SAVE THE PLANET?
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NO? ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOU GET THAT PLASTIC HOME,
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PUT IT OVER YOUR DAUGHTER'S HEAD AND SUFFOCATE HER WITH IT
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'CAUSE YOU'RE DESTROYING HER FUTURE!
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- DID YOU GO TO BUSINESS SCHOOL
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TO LEARN TO APPEAL TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT?
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- UH, NO. I WENT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP TECHNICAL INSTITUTE.
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- I'LL BET YOU WERE FIRST IN YOUR CLASS.
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- NO, BUT I SLEPT WITH HER. - LOVELY. GET IN THE CAR.
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- COME BACK AND PICK ME UP ON A BIKE.
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- I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
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- GO TELL IT ON A MOUNTAIN.
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- GET IN THE DAMN CAR, SEAN!
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- LEAST YOU COULD DO IS BUY A HYBRID.
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- LEAST YOU COULD DO IS TAKE A SHOWER.
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- EXCUSE ME, SIR, I'LL TAKE THAT FOR YOU.
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- OH, OKAY. THANK YOU.
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- GROSS. - I KNOW YOU ARE.
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- I WOULD'VE BOUGHT YOU A MEAL.
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- WE THROW AWAY A TON OF FOOD IN THIS COUNTRY
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EVERY SINGLE DAY.
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AND NOT A FIGURATIVE TON. AN ACTUAL TON.
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BESIDES, I WOULDN'T WANT TO TAKE FOOD
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OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF ALL THOSE TAPEWORMS YOU'RE FEEDING.
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- NEVER COMMENT ON A WOMAN'S MEAL.
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- SO WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
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- YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
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- I DON'T WANT THIS.
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- IT'S JUST SOME MONEY JUST TO TUCK AWAY.
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- [robotic voice] I DO NOT WANT IT.
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[normal voice] HAVE WE MET?
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- YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND IT.
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JUST IN CASE YOU WANT TO GET AN APARTMENT.
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- I FEEL LIKE I'M ON A TRAIN IN EUROPE,
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AND YOU'RE A LITTLE GERMAN MAN, AND I'M ME,
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AND WE'RE SITTING ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER,
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AND WE'RE TALKING
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BUT NEITHER OF US REALLY UNDERSTANDS THE OTHER ONE.
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- I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU LOVE SHOCKING PEOPLE
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AND YOU THINK LIVING LIKE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA RIGHT NOW.
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BUT JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND TAKE IT.
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- OKAY. I'LL GIVE IT TO THE SALVATION ARMY.
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- NO, YOU WILL NOT.
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YOU WILL NOT GIVE IT TO THE SALVATION ARMY.
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NO. STOP IT.
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- OH, RELAX. SHE'S MY SISTER.
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YOU WANT ME TO HAVE IT AS LONG AS I DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.
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- I WANT YOU TO SPEND IT ON YOURSELF.
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I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
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- NO, YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY
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AND YOU THINK THIS'LL DO IT FOR YOU.
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THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME. I'M FREAKING ECSTATIC.
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[scoffs] I WISH YOU KNEW WHAT THAT FELT LIKE.
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- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? YOU DON'T THINK I'M HAPPY?
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- NO, NO. I DON'T WANT TO BE A JUDGE,
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'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR THING.
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BUT EIGHT OUT OF THE TEN TIMES I SAW YOU LAST YEAR
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ALL YOU COULD TALK ABOUT
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WAS WHETHER YOU'RE GONNA BUY A COUCH FROM CRATE AND BARREL
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OR POTTERY FARM.
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- BARN. - LIKE I CARE.
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ONE WAS CHEAPER, BUT THE OTHER ONE HAD A NICER FABRIC.
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AND ULTIMATELY YOU DECIDED TO STICK WITH THE ONE
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YOU ALREADY HAD 'CAUSE IT WAS A SAFE NEUTRAL
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WITH A FEW GOOD YEARS STILL LEFT IN IT.
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GOD, AM I GLAD YOU WORKED THROUGH THAT!
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- THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT HAPPY.
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- OH, GOOD. THEN YOU ARE JUST REALLY FUCKING BORING.
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- I WANTED A NEW COUCH BECAUSE YOU SPILLED FRUIT PUNCH
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WHILE YOU WERE BOUNCING ON THE CUSHIONS.
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- NOT BOUNCING. RIVERDANCING.
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I AM CRAVING THE PASTA.
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BUT I LOVE THEIR CHICKEN.
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SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU GET THE PASTA,
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I GET THE CHICKEN, WE SPLIT.
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- WHAT 45-YEAR-OLD MAN DANCES ON A COUCH SOBER?
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- WHO SAID I WAS SOBER?
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- NOW I HAVE TO REVERSE THE CUSHIONS.
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I HAVE TO HIDE THE STAIN.
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I USED TO LIE AWAKE AT NIGHT UPSET
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BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOU COULDN'T SEE THE STAINS
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I KNEW THEY WERE THERE.
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- WELL, THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU TO GO AHEAD
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AND PICK OUT A NEW COUCH.
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- I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE TO PICK OUT THE NEW COUCH.
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I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO SPILL THE FRUIT PUNCH.
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- BUT YOU'RE NOT THE "SPILLING THE FRUIT PUNCH" TYPE.
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- DO YOU THINK I'M BORING?
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- JUST PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO
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TO GET BACK IN THE HOUSE.
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- YOU DO. YOU THINK I'M BORING.
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- I DO NOT.
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LOOK, IT'S JUST THE WAY THAT OUR PERSONALITIES BREAK DOWN.
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I LIKE TO DO CERTAIN THINGS THAT SOME PEOPLE
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MIGHT CATEGORIZE AS FUN,
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AND YOU LIKE TO OTHER THINGS THAT PEOPLE MIGHT CONSIDER LESS
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THAN AN OPTIMAL GOOD TIME.
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- LIKE WHAT?
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- LIKE ORGANIZE STUFF, AND--AND CLEAN STUFF,
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AND PUT THINGS IN CONTAINERS.
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- I WANTED TO BE THE FUN ONE.
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I WANTED THE HOUSE WITH THE POOL,
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SO I COULD TEACH ADAM THE BANANA SPLIT AND DIVE.
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BUT YOU WANTED TO BE CLOSER TO YOUR JOB
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SO YOU COULD VESPA TO WORK.
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- AND YOU SAID IT WAS A BETTER IDEA
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BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE DIE IN POOLS.
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- PEOPLE DIE EVERYWHERE.
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I SAID IT WAS A BETTER IDEA BECAUSE YOU THREW A TANTRUM
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IN FRONT OF THE REALTOR.
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- I MADE MY POINT IN AN EMOTIONAL WAY, SURE.
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- YOU MADE YOUR POINT IN A CHILDISH WAY.
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- WELL, MAYBE I WOULDN'T ACT LIKE SUCH A KID
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IF YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF I NEEDED TO PEE
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EVERY TIME WE LEAVE THE HOUSE.
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- SO MAYBE I WOULDN'T TREAT YOU LIKE SUCH A CHILD
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IF EVERY TIME I MADE YOU A SANDWICH,
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YOU DIDN'T ASK ME TO CUT THE CRUSTS OFF THE BREAD.
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- OH, SUE ME, I LOVE A CRUSTLESS SANDWICH.
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- WELL, I LOVE ONIONS.
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I HAVEN'T HAD AN ONION IN 15 YEARS
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BECAUSE YOU SAY THEY'RE STINKY POO-POO.
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- THEY ARE!
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COME ON, CATHY, ARE YOU HONESTLY TELLING ME
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THAT I'M SLEEPING ON MY SISTER'S COUCH
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BECAUSE YOU WANT TO START COOKING WITH ONIONS AGAIN?
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- [whispers] YES, PAUL. THAT'S IT.
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I WANT ONIONS TO BE A MAJOR PART OF MY LIFE
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IN THE NEXT YEAR.
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- ARE YOU READY TO ORDER?
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- I'M JUST HAVING DESSERTS AND LIQUOR.
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- YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE! - OH, MY GOD!
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- GET ON THE GROUND! - PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
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- HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD! - DON'T HURT ME! I HAVE A CHILD!
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- HEY, MOM. DID YOU MISS ME?
231
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- THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
232
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- IT'S KIND OF FUNNY FROM THIS SIDE.
233
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- WHY ARE YOU HOME?
234
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,208
- BRENT'S PARENTS JUST DROVE REALLY FAST.
235
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SOME VACATION. THEY FOUGHT THE ENTIRE TIME.
236
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WHERE'S DAD?
237
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- HE'S--HE'S STAYING AT AUNT LISA'S.
238
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- WHY?
239
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- SOMETIMES ADULTS JUST NEED A LITTLE BREATHING SPACE.
240
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- JESUS. WHAT DID YOU DO? - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
241
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DON'T SAY "JESUS." - JESUS.
242
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ARE YOU GONNA GET A DIVORCE?
243
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- HONEY, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.
244
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WE'RE--WE'RE BUILDING A DECK TO THE HOUSE
245
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WITH A HOT TUB SO YOU AND YOUR FRIE--
246
00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:10,009
- I DON'T LIKE HOT TUBS. - YOU DON'T?
247
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,777
- NO. YOU SAID THEY'RE LIKE SITTING
248
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IN A GIANT PETRI DISH,
249
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EVERYBODY'S GERMS CRAWLING UP IN YOUR BUTT HOLE.
250
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- PRETTY SURE I DIDN'T SAY BUTT HOLE.
251
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YOU'RE TIRED. GO TO BED. - JESUS.
252
00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,371
- NO, BRIAN, YOU'RE NOT UNDERSTANDING.
253
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- I-I-I WANT--I WANT A POOL. NOT A HOT TUB. A POOL.
254
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- OKAY, BRIAN, LET ME CALL YOU BACK.
255
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- DIG A HOLE AS DEEP AND AS WIDE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN.
256
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CUT DOWN THE SHADE TREE.
257
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DIG RIGHT UP TO THE HOUSE
258
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SO THAT I CAN DIVE INTO THE POOL FROM MY PORCH.
259
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,053
NOW, I'LL PAY YOU OVERTIME.
260
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BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT THE JOB, I'LL GET SOMEBODY ELSE.
261
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IT'S NO SKIN OFF MY NOSE. I HAVE NO LOYALTY TO YOU.
262
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WE JUST MET.
263
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- HEY, LADY, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT,
264
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I WILL GET A DIGGER OUT HERE THIS AFTERNOON.
265
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- GREAT.
266
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GET YOUR DIGGER OUT HERE.
267
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BIGGER YOUR DIGGER, THE BETTER.
268
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- BRING IT BACK.
269
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- I'M SORRY. I'M CATHY.
270
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IT'S WEIRD, I'VE LIVED ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOU
271
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FOR FIVE YEARS. I NEVER GOT YOUR NAME.
272
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I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.
273
00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:28,054
YOU KNOW, THERE--THERE'S A DOG PARK PRETTY CLOSE TO HERE.
274
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MY SON COULD--
275
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WELL, GUESS WHO'S NOT GOING TO SWIM IN MY POOL.
276
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[school bell rings]
277
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[clicking]
278
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- ARE YOU GONNA TEACH US ANYTHING TODAY?
279
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- HAVE I EVER TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING?
280
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REALLY?
281
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THIS IS SUMMER SCHOOL, SO I GUESS THE ANSWER'S OBVIOUS.
282
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ANYBODY EVER SEEN THE PATRIOT?
283
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ITS DEPICTION OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION
284
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IS ABOUT 20% ACCURATE AT BEST.
285
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,397
BUT IF YOU UNDERSTOOD THIS VERSION AS TRUTH,
286
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,599
YOU'D STILL KNOW MORE ABOUT THAT TIME IN HISTORY
287
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,668
THAN 99% OF AMERICANS.
288
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AND MEL GIBSON IS MEDIUM GOOD. ENJOY.
289
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[door closes]
290
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YOU'RE LATE AGAIN, ANDREA.
291
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- YEAH, BUT I FIGURED SINCE YOU USUALLY SPEND
292
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THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF EVERY CLASS
293
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,083
TRYING TO GET TO YOUR POINT,
294
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I DIDN'T MISS A WHOLE LOT.
295
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,521
"CLASS CHAPTER ONE. OOP. SORRY, CHAPTER TWO.
296
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SORRY. SORRY. SORRY." [laughter]
297
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- FUNNY. COME GET YOUR TEST.
298
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YOU CAN'T BE FAT AND MEAN, ANDREA.
299
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,537
- WHAT? - YOU HEARD ME.
300
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,638
IF YOU'RE GONNA DISH IT OUT,
301
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YOU GOT TO BE ABLE TO LICK IT UP.
302
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:56,542
FAT PEOPLE ARE JOLLY FOR A REASON.
303
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FAT REPELS PEOPLE, BUT JOY ATTRACTS THEM.
304
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,046
NOW, I KNOW EVERYONE'S LAUGHING AT YOUR CRUEL JOKES,
305
00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,782
BUT NOBODY'S INVITING YOU TO THE PROM.
306
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,517
SO YOU CAN EITHER BE FAT AND JOLLY
307
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,818
OR A SKINNY BITCH.
308
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IT'S UP TO YOU.
309
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SIT DOWN.
310
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,325
WE'RE WATCHING A MOVIE.
311
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,907
- STARVING MY FACE OFF.
312
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,309
- HELP ME CUT.
313
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,012
I AM MAKING CHILI. YOUR FAVORITE.
314
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,281
- NOT WITH ONIONS IN IT. - YOU'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED THEM.
315
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:38,751
- WE HAD SUSHI ON VACATION. IT WAS AWESOME.
316
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,053
I AM A WARRIOR. THIS IS MY WEAPON.
317
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I WILL TEACH YOU MANY THINGS.
318
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:48,260
- HEY! CAREFUL WITH THAT.
319
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:51,330
- OH. JEEZ! I CUT MY FINGER OFF!
320
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[affected crying] - OH. HERE.
321
00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,568
- I JUST, LIKE, CUT IT OFF. - HOLD THIS VERY TIGHT.
322
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,069
- OKAY. - VERY TIGHT.
323
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GET INTO THE CAR. WE WILL GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
324
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- OKAY.
325
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,842
- AH. AHA!
326
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,245
NAH! MM.
327
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,214
- MOM!
328
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,222
- THAT WASN'T FUNNY! - LET'S TAKE A VOTE.
329
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,924
- I'LL DISCUSS YOUR PUNISHMENT WITH YOUR DAD.
330
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,093
- LET ME KNOW HOW THAT GOES.
331
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:23,229
- DID YOU NOT FLUSH THE TOILET?
332
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- IT WON'T FLUSH.
333
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,731
- WELL, DID YOU TRY AND PLUNGE IT?
334
00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,066
- YOU PLUNGE IT. I'M GONNA GO EAT AT BRENT'S.
335
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,702
[siren blares]
336
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,075
- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? - THIS YOUR HOUSE?
337
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,643
- NO, I LIVE IN THE NEXT TOWN OVER.
338
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,578
I JUST LIKE TO WALK AROUND IN MY ROBE.
339
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:45,084
- WELL, TIGHTEN YOUR BELT 'CAUSE YOUR BOOB'S HANDING OUT.
340
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,486
YOU DON'T HAVE PERMITS FOR THIS JOB.
341
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:50,356
- SO? I'M NOT BOTHERING ANYONE.
342
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,924
- ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED.
343
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,893
- WHICH ONE?
344
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,134
[dog whines]
345
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,535
- OH, GOD. I AM SO SORRY.
346
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,037
- YOU CAN'T JUST WALK INTO MY HOUSE.
347
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,805
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I CAN DO.
348
00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:09,041
- YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS. - YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT.
349
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,442
- GET OUT!
350
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,511
- YOU HAVE NEVER SAID HELLO TO ME.
351
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:15,447
YOU HAVE NEVER SMILED EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
352
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,449
AND YOU SIT OUT THERE AND YOU SCOWL
353
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,685
AT EVERYBODY THAT WALKS BY YOUR RUNDOWN HOUSE
354
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,353
THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
355
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:24,490
AND SMELLS LIKE CHICKEN THAT YOU FRIED 23 YEARS AGO.
356
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,992
THEN I DO ONE SMALL CONSTRUCTION PROJECT
357
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,094
AND YOU HAVE TO GO BEHIND MY BACK.
358
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,729
AND I REALLY-- I WANTED TO TEACH MY SON
359
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:33,632
THE BANANA SPLIT AND DIVE,
360
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:37,303
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
361
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,405
SUMMERS IN MINNEAPOLIS, THEY ARE VERY SHORT.
362
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,206
THEY ARE HERE AND THEN IT'S OVER.
363
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:42,408
IT'S JUST OVER.
364
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,376
AND I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MAD THAT MAKES ME.
365
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,478
[dog whines] I'M SO SORRY.
366
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:50,282
- MY HUSBAND BUILT THIS HOUSE!
367
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,185
AND HE LOVED PUTTERING AROUND IN THE YARD.
368
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,386
I ACCUSED HIM OF LOVING THAT LAWN
369
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:55,587
MORE THAN ME ONCE.
370
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:59,091
- HMM. LET ME GUESS-- - HE DIED.
371
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,859
AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD.
372
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:06,165
SO I JUST SIT OUT THERE AND WAIT UNTIL I CAN SEE THEM AGAIN.
373
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,734
SORRY I'M NOT IN A BETTER MOOD.
374
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,369
- WELL, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE WAITING
375
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,638
AT LEAST ONE MORE DAY, DO YOUR NEIGHBORS A FAVOR
376
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:16,942
AND MOW YOUR FUCKING GRASS.
377
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,162
- [grunts]
378
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,206
PLEASE KISS MY BIG ONION MOUTH.
379
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,141
- NO.
380
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:52,111
- 'CAUSE THEY'RE STINKY, AREN'T THEY?
381
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,946
- THEY'RE STINKY.
382
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:01,620
- FROM NOW ON, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.
383
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,857
HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES-- FOREVER--YOU.
384
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,358
[phone rings]
385
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,761
[Cathy on answering machine] MAKE OUR DAY. LEAVE A MESSAGE.
386
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:12,698
[beep] - HI, CATHY, IT'S DR. MILLER.
387
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,402
TODD. UM, I'M JUST CALLING TO CHECK IN, SEE HOW YOU ARE.
388
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:21,840
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU...A LOT.
389
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,675
ANYWAY, CALL ME.
390
00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,844
- WHO'S THAT?
391
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:36,488
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO...
392
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:41,160
TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
393
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,263
- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
394
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,932
SO THIS IS WHY YOU NEED YOUR SPACE?
395
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,400
THIS IS WHAT YOU MEAN BY FUN?
396
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,302
A LITTLE DOCTOR FUN ON THE SIDE?
397
00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:54,039
WELL, YOU ARE NOT BORING ANYMORE, CATHERINE.
398
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:59,078
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. JESUS.
399
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,180
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
400
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,686
[door closes]
401
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:12,124
- WELL, EVENTUALLY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIM.
402
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,959
- MAYBE YOU CAN TELL HIM FOR ME.
403
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,194
I MEAN, AFTER ALL, YOU HAVE MORE PRACTICE
404
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,596
GIVING OUT THIS KIND OF NEWS.
405
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,365
DOES IT GET EASIER? DO YOU LIKE IT?
406
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:23,869
DOES IT GIVE YOU A BIT OF A GOD COMPLEX?
407
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,671
- YOU'RE MY FIRST.
408
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,172
- REALLY?
409
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,341
- WELL, I-I-I MEAN I'VE BEEN IN ON OTHER DIAGNOSES
410
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,076
WITH OTHER DOCTORS, YOU KNOW, IN MY TRAINING.
411
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,078
- HOW OLD ARE YOU? - 31.
412
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:36,582
- OH, HOLY SHIT. SHOWS YOU HOW GOOD MY INSURANCE IS.
413
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:39,351
I GET THE NEW GUY.
414
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,320
SO AS YOUR FIRST, HOW WAS I?
415
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:45,224
- WELL, THE FIRST THING YOU SAID WAS "IT'S OKAY."
416
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,992
I THINK YOU WERE MORE WORRIED ABOUT ME.
417
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,161
- IT'S A BAD HABIT OF MINE.
418
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:52,164
IT TAKES 28 DAYS TO BREAK A HABIT, RIGHT?
419
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:55,734
I HAVE THAT.
420
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:59,605
- SO HOW WAS I?
421
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,341
- VERY PROFESSIONAL AND MATTER-OF-FACT,
422
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,709
BUT DETAILED.
423
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,344
YOU DUMBED IT DOWN ENOUGH TO BE CLEAR,
424
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,612
BUT NOT INSULTING.
425
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,247
AND UNDERNEATH IT ALL, YOU SEEMED SAD.
426
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,314
AND I APPRECIATED THAT.
427
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,416
BUT AFTER YOU LEFT THE ROOM,
428
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,951
I HEARD YOU JOKING WITH THE NURSE
429
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,320
ABOUT PUTTING THE DONUTS TOO CLOSE TO THE URINE SAMPLE
430
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,890
AND IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WASH IT DOWN WITH.
431
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:21,093
- YOU HEARD THAT? - MADE ME DOUBT YOUR SINCERITY.
432
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,096
- THIN WALLS. I'LL REMEMBER THAT.
433
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,931
- YOU'LL REMEMBER MORE THAN THAT.
434
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,566
- YOU THINK? - OF COURSE.
435
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:31,937
YOU ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR FIRST.
436
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,339
[school bell rings]
437
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:04,002
- ARE YOU SMOKING? - DID YOU JUST DO A CARTWHEEL?
438
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,837
- I WANT YOU TO THINK OF EVERY ONE OF THESE YOU SMOKE
439
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,839
AS TAKING SIX MONTHS OFF OF YOUR LIFE.
440
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,841
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I'D RATHER BE SKINNY
441
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,510
AND DIE YOUNG THAN BE FAT FOREVER.
442
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,146
WHAT CAN I SAY? FAT CAMP DIDN'T WORK FOR ME.
443
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,448
- YEAH, WELL, THERE HAVE GOT TO BE OTHER OPTIONS.
444
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:19,318
- THE BLOOD SUGAR DIET. THE PROTEIN DIET.
445
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:20,986
THE STARVATION DIET.
446
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,488
THE PRETENDING I JUST DON'T CARE STRATEGY.
447
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,124
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU WOULD BE MEAN TOO.
448
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:29,728
- YOU JUST NEED MOTIVATION. - OH, I'M HEALED!
449
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,064
THANKS, MRS. JAMISON. I SHOULD'VE COME TO YOU SOONER.
450
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,300
- I'LL PAY YOU 100 BUCKS FOR EVERY POUND YOU LOSE.
451
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,636
HERE. HERE'S A GOOD FAITH...
452
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,372
$23.
453
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,007
WE MEET IN THE GYM EVERY FRIDAY AT 2:00 FOR WEIGH-INS.
454
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,576
IF YOU SMELL LIKE A CIGARETTE, THE DEAL IS OFF.
455
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:49,848
- THIS SKINNY BITCH WILL SEE YOU ON FRIDAY THEN.
456
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:13,705
- MY NAME'S MARLENE. MY DOG'S NAME IS THOMAS.
457
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,374
HE DOESN'T LIKE WALKING 'CAUSE HE'S GOT A THING
458
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:19,211
ON HIS TOE, BUT THANKS FOR THE OFFER.
459
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:25,651
- NICE TO MEET YOU, MARLENE.
460
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,954
- CAN I BORROW YOUR LAWNMOWER? MINE'S DEAD.
461
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,622
ADD IT TO THE LIST.
462
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:36,595
- SURE. I'LL HAVE MY SON BRING IT OVER.
463
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:41,700
MARLENE...
464
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,968
IF YOU WERE READY TO GO,
465
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,504
DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT JUST GOING?
466
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:50,275
- THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME, BUT I JUST KEEP WAKING UP.
467
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,216
- YOU CALL ME ANY TIME DAY OR NIGHT.
468
00:21:58,216 --> 00:21:59,818
IT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU UNDERSTAND?
469
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,954
CALL ME WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER. CALL ME RIGHT NOW.
470
00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:05,524
CALL ME RIGHT NOW.
471
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:10,529
IT'S A PHONE TOO. - I KNOW.
472
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:13,865
- I LOVE YOU, BUDDY.
473
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,247
- MOM!
474
00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:45,330
[knocks] MOM.
475
00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:54,973
- OH, MY GOD.
476
00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,842
[screams]
477
00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:02,347
[screams]
478
00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:07,386
- WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING? - NO! NO WAY! NO WAY! YOU SUCK!
479
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,954
- SOME DAY, I AM GOING TO BE DEAD.
480
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:10,122
AND AS A COURTESY TO THE WORLD,
481
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,656
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THEM THE GUY
482
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:13,058
WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO GET HIS SHIT TO FLUSH.
483
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,426
AND LET ME BE CLEAR,
484
00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:16,094
YOUR DAD ISN'T LIVING HERE BECAUSE I ONLY WANTED
485
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:17,529
TO RAISE ONE KID AND I CHOSE YOU.
486
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,698
AND FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO RAISE YOU SO HARD,
487
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,533
YOUR HEAD'S GONNA SPIN.
488
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:24,202
COME ON.
489
00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:26,171
- GET OFF ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
490
00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:30,442
- SORRY. IT'S NOT SUSHI.
491
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:32,110
THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE IN THE NAME.
492
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,578
PLUNGE-HER.
493
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,846
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
494
00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:36,815
- DAD GAVE IT TO ME. - I DON'T THINK SO.
495
00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:40,218
- MOM. GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK.
496
00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:45,190
MOM. MOM, COME ON. OPEN THE DOOR.
497
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:50,095
THIS ISN'T COOL. SERIOUSLY. COME ON.
498
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,196
[The Staple Singers' I'll Take You There plays]
499
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:53,832
- LET ME OUT.
500
00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,434
THIS ISN'T COOL!
501
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,769
♪ ♪
502
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:59,771
- MOM, THIS IS-- THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
503
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,040
SERIOUSLY, LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW.
504
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,043
[The Staple Singers' I'll Take You There continues]
505
00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:13,051
♪ ♪
506
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,824
MOM, COME ON. COME ON, SERIOUSLY.
507
00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:21,026
THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
508
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,537
- I BROUGHT YOU SOME CHILI.
509
00:24:32,537 --> 00:24:37,142
- I WANT FOR NOTHING. - IT'S LEFTOVERS.
510
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:41,012
I WAS GONNA THROW IT AWAY.
511
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:51,490
- TAKE A PICTURE. IT LASTS LONGER.
512
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:55,560
YOU WEARING A ROBE?
513
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,797
- I NEVER NOTICED WHAT A HANDSOME GUY YOU ARE.
514
00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:00,765
NO WONDER MY FRIEND HOLLY HAD SUCH A CRUSH ON YOU
515
00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:01,766
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
516
00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:03,368
SHE'D COME OVER TO HANG OUT.
517
00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:05,737
I'D CATCH HER IN YOUR ROOM STARING AT YOUR CLOTHES.
518
00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:07,138
- I NEVER KNEW THAT.
519
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:08,773
- IT GROSSED ME OUT TO THINK OF YOU TWO TOGETHER
520
00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:10,709
SO I TOLD HER YOU WERE GAY.
521
00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:12,277
- OH, WELL.
522
00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:14,779
I GUESS SHE THINKS SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY TO A GAY GUY THEN.
523
00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:18,950
- NO WAY. - WAY.
524
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:22,587
- [laughs]
525
00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:25,690
OH, I'M GONNA BURN MY COUCH IN THE BACKYARD ON FRIDAY
526
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,726
IF YOU WANT TO COME OVER FOR A BONFIRE.
527
00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:30,128
- STARTING TO GET YOUR WEIRD BACK, SIS.
528
00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:32,497
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
529
00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:34,966
[starts engine]
530
00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:36,968
[The Staple Singers' I'll Take You There plays]
531
00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:39,337
♪ ♪
532
00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:41,540
- ♪ MERCY, MERCY ♪
533
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:45,610
♪ I'LL TAKE YOU THERE ♪
534
00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:47,512
- AND I COULD DO CHEMO,
535
00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:49,548
BUT I'D JUST BE BUYING A LITTLE MORE TIME
536
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:54,653
AND IT WOULD MEAN A LOT OF PEOPLE
537
00:25:54,653 --> 00:25:55,887
TAKING CARE OF ME
538
00:25:55,887 --> 00:26:00,258
AND IT'S JUST NOT MY THING.
539
00:26:00,258 --> 00:26:01,793
YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER THOUGH,
540
00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:06,097
IF I'M BEING HONEST?
541
00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:10,635
IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER
542
00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:13,171
TO THINK THAT WE'RE ALL DYING.
543
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,910
ALL OF US.
544
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,078
AND WHEN YOU HAVE A KID,
545
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,280
YOU EXPECT THAT YOU'LL DIE BEFORE THEY DO.
546
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,749
I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH YOU TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT,
547
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,586
AT LEAST YOU HOPE TO GOD YOU DO.
548
00:26:34,492 --> 00:26:38,663
SO IF I THINK ABOUT IT THAT WAY...
549
00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:42,100
HEY...
550
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:47,505
I'M LIVING THE DREAM!
551
00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:52,143
I'M HERE ALL YEAR!
552
00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:55,580
PERFORMING AT STAGE FOUR.
553
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,415
[laughs]
554
00:26:57,415 --> 00:27:00,585
OH, COME ON. COME ON.
555
00:27:00,585 --> 00:27:02,787
YOU GOT TO GIVE IT UP FOR ME A LITTLE BIT.
556
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:07,726
IT'S KIND OF FUNNY. DEATH COMEDY.
557
00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:09,594
HA HA.
558
00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:11,162
I'M WARNING YOU THAT THIS LAUGHTER
559
00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:13,632
MIGHT TURN INTO A SOB IN A SECOND.
560
00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:22,641
YEAH. THERE IT GOES.
561
00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:31,516
AS LONG AS I'M BEING RAW AND VULNERABLE HERE,
562
00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:33,184
I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU
563
00:27:33,184 --> 00:27:37,055
THAT I'M FEELING VERY MUCH IN LOVE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
564
00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:41,993
IT COULD JUST BE GRATITUDE.
565
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,696
YOU WANT TO SEE MY BOOBS?
566
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:48,400
NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO GIVE A SHIT.
567
00:27:50,902 --> 00:27:52,637
[This Little Light of Mine plays]
568
00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:56,608
- ♪ THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
569
00:27:56,608 --> 00:28:00,845
♪ I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE ♪
570
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:05,316
♪ THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
571
00:28:05,316 --> 00:28:09,587
♪ I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE ♪
572
00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:13,925
♪ THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
573
00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:16,995
♪ I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE ♪
574
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:20,098
♪ LET IT SHINE ♪
575
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:25,070
♪ LET IT SHINE TO SHOW MY LOVE ♪
576
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,639
♪ I WANNA TELL YOU THAT ♪
577
00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:30,842
♪ EVERYWHERE I GO ♪
578
00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:35,180
♪ I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE ♪
579
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:39,851
♪ AND EVERYWHERE I GO ♪
580
00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:43,988
♪ I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE ♪
581
00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:46,057
♪ EVERYWHERE I GO ♪
582
00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:49,060
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