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NARRATOR".
Morning at Gotham State Prison.
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And in the office of Warden Crichton,
an old foe is saying his farewell.
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Oh, thank you, Warden Crichton,
for all your kind words on my behalf.
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You've been on your best behavior
for several months now, Joker.
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Mr. Wayne and I felt it should be rewarded.
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Yes, as chairman of the parole board,
I've given your case a great deal of scrutiny.
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I'm convinced that you've mended
your former ways.
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And so in keeping with our liberal
penological practices...
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...we're releasing you
considerably ahead of time.
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Oh, well, it isn't silk,
but it's honestly made by my fellow inmates.
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I guess I'll have to get used
to civilian clothes.
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Bare With this, uh, $10 bill.
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We hope you will seek a new life
on the outside.
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One replete with good citizenship
and fine deeds.
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Ten dollars. Mm.
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I used to light my cigars
with $10 bills. Ha, ha.
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Oh, how about a cigar
to celebrate the occasion?
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Well, I don't mind if I do.
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No, thank you.
I never use tobacco in any form.
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Ha, ha. That's very good.
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Ha-ha-ha. You know,
I sort of expected it to explode.
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Explode?
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Oh, you must have me confused
with somebody else, warden.
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I'm a reformed man. Ha-ha-ha!
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Well, nice seeing you again.
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Toodle-oo. Ha-ha-ha!
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Well, I wonder who's picking him up
for the drive back to Gotham City.
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Let's take a look.
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You want a lift, big boy?
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Make it look good, Catwoman.
Pull a gun on me, the way we planned.
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They're probably watching us.
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Get in this car, or I'll blow
whatever little brains you have out.
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She's kidnapping me.
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Honest.
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Kidnapped? By Catwoman?
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Well, he's barely out of prison.
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- I'd better call Commissioner Gordon.
- I'll take care of that, warden.
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Get your men after them
before they get too far away.
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Good idea.
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Stately Wayne Manor.
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Alfred, plug me into the Batphone
and stand by.
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Consider it done, sir.
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I think I'd better take a rain check
on that luncheon date.
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Mm-hm.
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Yes, commissioner.
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You're calling to tell me
that Catwoman kidnapped Joker?
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I might have realized you'd be on top
of the situation, Batman.
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Seems I'm always the last to know anything.
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We'll be right there.
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You leaving, Mr. Wayne?
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In light of the day's happenings, I'm gonna
forgo my usual inspection of the prison.
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- Any luck?
-Well, I've, uh, set up roadblocks...
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...at all the major highway points
leading back to Gotham City.
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It's a slim chance, but our only hope.
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With Joker in the feline clutches
of Catwoman...
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...who knows what all of us may be facing?
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NARRATOR".
And at the Sleazy Hotel...
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...a sleazy hotel across the street
from police headquarters...
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Oh, thanks for my old suit, Catwoman.
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I felt out of place in this one.
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You looked out of place, Joker.
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But now you're back
to your handsome self again.
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Yes. Ha-ha-ha.
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What are you doing?
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The telescopic lens on this Catgun
affords me a fine and magnified view...
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...of Commissioner Gordon's office...
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...right across the street.
-Oh!
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Oh, so it does, so it does.
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And unless my youthful eyes
are deceiving me...
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...that looks like the Dynamic Dimwits
in that office.
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You're going to kill them?
I hope, I hope, I hope.
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No, Joker.
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Just going to send Batman the first
of several little tokens of my affection.
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- The first?
-Yes.
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He's as evilly clever as we.
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He'll no doubt figure out
where my memento came from...
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...and will pay a call on this hotel room.
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- Oh, we better be gone.
-We will.
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But I'll leave a second
token of my devotion in our place.
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Yes, we have our work cut out
for us, all right.
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I should say we do.
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Anytime two arch-criminals get together,
Gotham City, and perhaps the world...
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...is in for enormous difficulty.
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But Catwoman kidnapped Joker.
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Maybe the fellow
sincerely wants to go straight.
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Mother Machree, we're under attack.
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No, hold your fire, Chief O'Hara.
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We're not sure which direction
that bullet came from.
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-Innocent people might be hurt.
-Yes.
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It appears to be a message of some sort.
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Holy special delivery.
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"This one was just a warning, Batman.
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The next one will be between your eyelids"
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Any signature?
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"Signed, a well-wisher."
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Well, it seems like somebody's
interested in your welfare.
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You stay put.
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We'll Batcreep to the window.
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Somebody lose a contact lens?
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Get down, Barbara.
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It must have come from the Hotel Sleazy
across the street.
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Judging from the trajectory and the angle...
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...and figuring the wind at six knots per hour,
north by northeast...
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...as per this morning's weather report...
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...X times six squared, over...
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Yes.
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You see, it came from that room
on that floor.
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There doesn't seem to be anyone here.
Are you sure this is the room?
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Positive. That's the suit Joker wore
when he was released from prison.
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Mm.
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Mm-hm.
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Mm!
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No fingerprints.
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But judging from the familiar scent of Cat Lily
perfume, which is Catwoman's trademark...
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...and that suit over there...
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...I would assume that they were both
in this room...
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...not less than three minutes ago.
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Find anything?
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That scrap of paper. Nothing more.
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Batgirl, what are you doing here?
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Just thought I might be able
to lend a glove, so to speak.
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You constantly amaze me.
I can't figure out how you manage...
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...to stay on top of a caper
as quickly as we do.
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Tea leaves, stars, crystal-gazing...
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...all part of a woman crime-fighter's
arsenal, Batman.
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Any clues?
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Enough to tell us know we're dealing
with both Catwoman and Joker.
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How can I help?
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Until we find something
more tangible, you can't.
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Well, then it's hello and goodbye.
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At least for now.
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At least for now.
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That scrap of paper, Batman, it's gone.
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Yes, Batgirl slipped it into her belt
when she thought I wasn't looking.
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- You think she's trying to double-cross us?
-No, but she's a woman, Robin...
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...with a woman's inborn desire
to outsmart men.
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Tea leaves, crystal-gazing, stars.
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I wonder what she'll come up with next.
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Whoa. Woo, ha-ha-ha!
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- You like it, Joker?
-it's me.
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It's like I never left home.
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Oh, you certainly have an eye
for decoration.
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Now it's time to meet my cat's paws.
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Front and center, henchmen.
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This is Giggler.
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Oh, it's sure gonna be nice
working with you, Joker. Heh, heh.
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Oh, ha-ha-ha, yes.
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- This is Laugher.
-Ha-ha-ha!
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I've always wanted to work with you, Joker.
It's the realization of my boyhood dream.
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Well, thanks, fellas. Keep smiling.
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They're good men, Joker.
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Perfect aides-de-camp
for our evil crime spree, don't you think?
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Oh, perfect, Catwoman. Ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, and speaking of evil crime sprees...
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Shall I catalog it for you, Joker?
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- Categorically, Catwoman.
-Ha, ha.
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Then cast your eyes on this.
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- A poem?
-Yes.
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Handwritten over 200 years ago
during the French and Indian War.
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I purloined it from the library.
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It was written by Gargon Maltese,
the famous crook...
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...and it's a clue to 1 million pounds
of gunpowder he stole...
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...and hid someplace in the environs
of Gotham City.
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Oh, now you're talking.
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One million of anything is a lot.
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We're going to find that gunpowder...
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...and blow a hole
in the federal depository building...
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...you can drive a truck through.
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Then drive a truck through
and loot the place.
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Oh, why don't we just heist
a bunch of dynamite?
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Far too simple, Joker.
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And not half as much fun
as being devilishly clever.
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- Oh.
-After all, we're not common thieves.
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- No. Ha-ha-ha.
-Listen.
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Gunpowder is what you shall find
Should you have a most logical mind
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In riches you'll wallow
If you carefully follow
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The clues I have herein consigned
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His iambic pentameter is a bit off.
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- What he should have said was--
-Now, listen.
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My old nightshirt will do for a start
In its hem is a clue that's a chart
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Then from there find my crib
On its side is a fib
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And my powder is yours, if you're smart
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Oh, your voice has a nice lilt, Catwoman.
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But just what does all that mean?
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I've located the nightshirt and the crib.
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Now our next move is to purloin
and if possible...
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...permanently purge Batman, Batgirl...
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...and Robin, the Boy Wonder.
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Do they know about that poem?
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If they don't, they should.
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Shortly.
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The missing corner of this parchment...
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...was intentionally left
in that fleabag of a hotel room. Ha, ha.
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Meanwhile back in her guise as
Barbara Gordon, the mild-mannered librarian...
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The document she wants is missing...
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...but the Gotham City Library
makes microcopies of everything.
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- I'll take it, Alfred.
- Right, sir.
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- Yes, commissioner?
-Batman, this is Batgirl.
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Batgirl on
Commissioner Gordon's red phone?
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Just as there are secrets in crime-fighting...
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...so should every crime-fighter
be allowed his...
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-...or her secret.
- Agreed.
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I've come up on something that may help
in your search for Catwoman and Joker.
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Crystal-gazing again, Batgirl?
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This time I used cards.
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Meet me immediately
at the apartment of Little Louie Groovy...
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...27 Disc Drive.
-Little Louie Groovy...
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...the teenage tycoon who's never missed
producing a million-seller record?
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- Gosh, Bruce, I've always wanted to meet him.
-We'll be right there.
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To the Batpoles.
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NARRATOR".
Shortly, in the groovy pad of Little Louie...
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...the young tycoon
of the recording business...
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Who you recording tonight?
You never tell me anything anymore.
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A new group I just discovered
about 20 minutes ago.
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Called the Gotham Boulevard Off-Ramp.
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They'll have the number one record
in the country a week from Tuesday.
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Look, I gotta make my money fast.
Another couple of years, I'll be in my mid-20s.
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Too old for the music business,
over the hill.
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Heh.
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It's no wonder I'm insecure.
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- Okay, split.
-Ooh. Ooh!
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What a client I got.
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Little Louie, you've just slipped the groove.
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Who's that?
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Look, if you're here to rob me,
I ought to warn you...
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...that I'm a karate expert and I can hurt you.
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So stay back.
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Hyah!
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Karate isn't effective
unless accompanied by yelling.
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Let him howl until he
sprains a vocal chord, then get him.
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I can't yell anymore.
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I'm done for.
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All right, boys. Now.
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Hoo,hoo!
Oh, I have to give you credit, Catwoman.
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I expected this place to be a shambles
because of a fight.
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As it may yet be, Joker.
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So, Batman, you found us.
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As you perhaps planned, Catwoman.
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The mere thought of pulling a caper
without your masked meddling...
240
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...would be most perturbing to me.
241
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:56,136
Found us you have, and get you we will.
242
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:57,471
Get them, boys.
243
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,775
My first royalty check.
244
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,807
No, no, that's $4000. Please, don't.
245
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,451
Oh, no, no. Please, please.
246
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:14,589
You guys ruined my apartment.
It'll cost over $11,000 to replace all the goodies.
247
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:17,634
Never fear, Mr. Groovy,
full restitution will be made.
248
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:22,723
Even if it takes Catwoman and Joker
the rest of their natural lives to pay it off.
249
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:27,602
I can't understand why you went
to all that trouble to steal a nightshirt.
250
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,229
He doesn't know about the gunpowder.
251
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:31,690
- Give him a catchy story.
-Oh...
252
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:36,611
Well, it was all Catwoman's fault, fellas.
If you recall, it was she who kidnapped me.
253
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,238
You cat fink.
254
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,574
She told me that Louie Groovy
was a hip oat...
255
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:43,452
...and that it might be fun
if we stole the cat's pajamas.
256
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,496
Well, you know how I am
about practical jokes.
257
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,206
I couldn't resist it.
258
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,834
You must have
flipped your raspberry, Joker.
259
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,503
How could you allow anyone
to talk you into something stupid?
260
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:56,506
Agreed.
You're absolutely and positively right.
261
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,925
Oh, I made a dreadful mistake.
262
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:01,470
Oh, let bygones be bygones.
263
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:05,056
I'd like to shake hands with both of you.
Can't we be friends?
264
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,893
I'd rather shake hands with a spitting cobra.
265
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,644
You're being cynical, Robin.
266
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:14,107
"To err is human, to forgive divine."
267
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,486
Perhaps he has repented.
268
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:22,157
I think the poor fellow
should have a fighting chance.
269
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,159
I'll shake your hand, Joker.
270
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,621
Oh, okay, I'll shake your hand too.
271
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:35,629
- Another practical joke, Joker?
- Not exactly, Batman.
272
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:39,007
No, it's my lethal Joker-buzzer.
273
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:41,885
One by one,
your five senses will leave you...
274
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:46,640
...then your lungs will collapse,
and shortly you'll be kaput, finis, defunct.
275
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:51,019
Ha-ha-ha. Sorry we can't stay
for the big finish, Batman...
276
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:53,980
...but I'll always treasure the memory
of this moment.
277
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:58,318
Let's go.
278
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,090
Three beats a minute, not too good.
279
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,275
What took you so long, Batgirl?
280
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:41,319
Rush hour traffic.
Plus all the lights were against me.
281
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,572
You wouldn't want me to speed, would you?
282
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,074
Your good driving habits
almost cost us our lives.
283
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:47,951
Rules are rules, Robin.
284
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:50,954
But you do have a point.
285
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:57,085
How did you know that Catwoman
and Joker would be here?
286
00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:59,921
It's all written in a poem they have
in their possession.
287
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,800
The nightshirt they stole and cradle
are clues to an enormous cache of gunpowder.
288
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,678
- Where is the cradle?
-In the possession of Karnaby Katz...
289
00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:09,472
...devil-may-care men's
clothing designer from Londinium.
290
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:11,391
Here, drink this.
291
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,978
Water? Champagne.
292
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:23,320
Over here.
293
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:28,491
Oh, my head.
294
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,828
- We're too late.
-What happened, Mr. Katz?
295
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:39,878
The 17-year locusts have
descended upon me, governor.
296
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:44,966
But they didn't touch the safe
or my wife's jewels...
297
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:49,095
...or my collection of comic books
or anything valuable like that.
298
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:54,893
All they took was a little cradle
that I picked up at an antique store.
299
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,145
Why do you suppose they did that?
300
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,022
That is the question.
301
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,732
How long ago did they leave?
302
00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,859
Seconds before you walked in.
303
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:05,403
I thought you might have met them
on their way out.
304
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:09,366
Do you have any idea
where the gunpowder might be, Batgirl...
305
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,910
...or why they might it?
306
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:15,705
The poem would've led us to the clues,
and without the clues, we're lost.
307
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:19,084
We can just wait and see
what their next move is.
308
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:22,295
Where could they have disappeared to
so quickly?
309
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,841
NARRATOR". Closer than you think.
Just outside waiting to ambush you.
310
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:32,013
Will Joker and Catwoman make good
their perfidious plan to steal millions?
311
00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:35,308
For the answer to these
and other cataclysmic questions...
312
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:38,061
...watch the next episode.
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