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Gravity Falls S01E16 Carpet Diem
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Oh! Total domination!
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I am the master of attic-stuff mini-golf!
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From the mighty Swiss Alps
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to the badlands of Dipper's old laundry,
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where man fears to tread.
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All right, let a pro on the field.
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Er...floor. Whatever.
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Ow! My head!
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It hit me right in the head!
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Yes! Stan shot!
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Is that legal?
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The judges say it's out of bounds.
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You're out of bounds!
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Hey! Stop it!
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Hey, Dipper, I gotta go hang out with Candy and Grenda tonight.
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Aw, again? You can't leave mid-game!
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Don't be silly, I'm not leaving!
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My friends are coming to me!
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Wait, what?
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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Sleeping bags? Rom-coms?
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Calling all boys preteen edition?!
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You're not having a--
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Sleep over!
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Okay, so how much do you like boys?
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So much!
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Boys make me think about kissing.
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Candy!
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Oh my gosh! Ow!
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We are so crazy tonight!
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Who wants to smear make-up on my face?
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Oh, you're already so beautiful Grenda,
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What would be the point?
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Beautiful! Beautiful!
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Beautiful!
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Mabel!
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Do you think you could do this somewhere else?
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You're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear.
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Come on, it's not that bad.
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You know what your brother needs?
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A makeover?
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Hey Soos, can I sleep in your break room tonight?
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Of course, dude.
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You just gotta make your body
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go like a video game puzzle block.
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The trick is to hold perfectly still.
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Oh! Wait, wait.
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Oh! Wait, wait.
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Oh! Wait, wait. Ow, ow, ow--
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I think I'll sleep somewhere else.
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Actually felt good that time.
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Ow! Wait, wait.
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Sleeping under the stars... not bad.
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Ah! Get off!
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Ah! Ah! Get away!
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This is still better.
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Uhh... what happened last night?
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What's up, party girl?
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I don't know what I was kissing in there,
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But I have no regrets.
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Candy falls down now!
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That was awesome, girls!
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See you again soon!
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Hey brother!
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You want any of this leftover pizza?
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It's got glitter on it!
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Mabel, last night an owl tried to eat my tongue.
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That's great!
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No, it's not great!
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This is impossible to live with!
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What? I'm delightful to live with!
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Get ready to be poked by the fun stick!
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- Boop.
- Ahh!
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Mabel, I've had it with the fun stick!
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You've totally wrecked our room.
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And... oh no!
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Our mini golf course!
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Yeah, Grenda sure loves breaking things.
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Mabel, we need to lay down some ground rules
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if we're gonna be living in this room together.
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First of all, no sleepovers.
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What?!
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Well if I can't have sleepovers,
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then you can't keep me up every night with your summer reading.
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How does reading keep you up?
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Interesting...
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But who stole the capers?
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Well, at least my braces don't whistle when I breathe!
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At least I wash my clothes once in a while!
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Washing clothes is a waste of time!
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I'm a busy guy!
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All right. If you meow one more time--
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Okay, that's it, that's the final straw.
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Maybe we shouldn't share a room anymore.
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Well, uh--
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Well, maybe we shouldn't!
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- Fine by me!
- Double fine by me!
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Then we need to talk to grunkle Stan about moving rooms.
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Yeah, he's a reasonable guy.
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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TV, it knows what I want.
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Grunkle Stan? We want different rooms.
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And I want a pair of magic money pants!
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It's not gonna happen.
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Magic money pants?
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Come on, grunkle Stan!
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Can't we work something out?
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Look, kid. There's my room and the attic.
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That's it. What do you think,
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there's some kind of secret hidden room in the shack?
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Dudes!
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I found some kind of secret hidden room in the shack!
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Okay, so I was cleaning up behind this bookcase,
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when boom! Mystery door.
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This old shack is full of weird secrets.
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Classy!
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"Experiment 78."
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Grunkle Stan, what is this place?
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I don't know.
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Just another room I gotta clean up now.
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The carpet it's amazing!
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Yeah, if you're into things that are terrible.
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Problem solved! I'll move in here!
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What? Why do you automatically get the room?
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We both saw it at the same time!
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Wait a second...
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So you both want this room, huh?
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I guess I'll give it to
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whichever one of you I like more.
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Uh oh. Looks like my shoe's untied!
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Give it to me.
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To the kitchen! Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight!
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Whoa. I don't know dudes.
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This room gives me major creep-o vibes.
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Ya know, the attic is a pretty good space.
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Maybe you two should appreciate what you got.
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Grunkle Stan! I gotta have that room!
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Huh. Hey, what do I know?
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Maybe there's nothing creepy going on in this room.
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All right, kids, here's how it's gonna go down.
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Whoever sucks up the hardest, gets the key to the new room.
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Grunkle Stan, we're not going to suck up to you
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just to get the new room.
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Yeah, we are!
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Ten suck up points for Mabel!
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I mean, uh, yeah we are!
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Trying too hard. Minus 15 suck up points.
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- What?
- Good decision, grunkle Stan!
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Trying way too hard! Plus 50 suck up points.
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Now who wants to re-tile the roof
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In searing 105 degree heat!
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Me! Me! I'll do it!
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Me! No, Dipper! Give it here!
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Ahh, Stan, you're a good uncle.
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I'll kill you!
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Dipper! You're phoning it in!
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Ahh. Man, that's refreshing.
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Ten suck up points for this lemonade.
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Thank you, Stan.
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Oh, ho! Ten more for politeness.
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Oh, and so sweet!
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All these chores will be worth it when I get this room.
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Shag carpeting... come on!
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Hey, brother. Don't get too comfortable,
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I just made Stan an omelet shaped like his own face.
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I have seen the face of beauty.
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Face it. I'm like a suck up ninja!
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This room's as good as mine!
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You might as well give up now.
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What do you say?
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I say, I'm gonna win this room somehow,
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And when I do...
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I'll finally have my own space,
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And we'll never have to share anything ever again!
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Ugh...what happened?
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Dipper?
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Why are you wearing my clothes?
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And my... face!?
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Am I in my your body?
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Am I in my your body?
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Get out! Get out!
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Get out!
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This isn't happening.
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This isn't happening. This isn't happening.
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Great, just what we need.
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More gravity falls weirdness.
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This is stupid!
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Sharing a room was bad enough.
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Now we're sharing bodies?
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Ugh, braces are horrible.
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It's like my mouth hates me!
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And what are these things?
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I wanna know why you're so sweaty!
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- And awkward.
- Hey, look!
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Experiment 78!
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Electron carpet.
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Atoms can swap electrons.
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This carpet must build up a static charge
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so powerful it can swap minds.
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It was the static electricity.
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Maybe, we could use it to switch back!
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Phew. Oh, oh!
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Glad I'm switchin' back.
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If I was you, I would totally lose the contest.
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And if I was you, which I am...
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I could sabotage myself!
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Then Mabel would lose all her points
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and the room would go to Dipper!
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Wait, what?
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Oh, Stan!
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I've always hated you!
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Ha ha! See who he gives the room to now!
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No! Wait!
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Tie your shoes!!
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Mmm... those cannibals are onto something,
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I taste delicious!
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Grunkle Stan!
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What's the word, Mabel?
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That's right! It's me, ugh, Mabel!
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If you like that omelet, you'll love this...
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A sandwich made out of rocks!
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Candy rocks?
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Regular rocks!
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Keep that up, and I'll be giving your brother this key.
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Ha ha! I mean... darn.
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Hey, grunkle Stan!
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Your face looks like a butt!
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What?!
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Breaking stuff is so much fun!
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I am Dipper and I stink!
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Mabel's gone bananas!
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Well, this is getting weird.
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Wait!
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Are you gonna dock Mabel points?
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Dipper should lose all his points!
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Ugh! Grunkle Stan!
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Waddles, you got it good, bro.
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You got no worries.
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I mean, nobody thinks it's cute
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When I lie naked on the living room floor.
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I wish I could be a pig.
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Yes!
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I should do out loud wishing more often.
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Is that a corn cob I spy?
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I got little legs!
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Hey, Soos. What's up?
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Have you seen my--
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Uh... I'll come back later.
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Grunkle Stan, come back!
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I have more terrible things to do!
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You're toast, Mabel!
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That room's as good as mine!
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There you are Mabel!
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- Attack her with love!
- Yeah!
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Sleep over!
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What!? No no no!
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Ahh! Dipper? Hey, wait!
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Wait, come back!
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Hey! Could I talk to my, uh, sister for a sec?
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This is a sleepover buddy. No boys allowed!
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Look guys, I'm not really in a sleepover mood right now.
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One of my irrational girl mood swings, you know?
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Right? Don't we have those?
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Come on! My mom's age-inappropriate romance novels
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Aren't going to read themselves!
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Oh! "Wolfman, barechest"!
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Uh, really, I should probably..
273
00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:05,430
Come on! You know you love it!!!
274
00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:06,600
"My name is Gerard.
275
00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:09,340
"I am a werewolf, creature of the night.
276
00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:11,310
But I am also a creature of passion."
277
00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:15,380
Gerard is just so fierce.
278
00:12:15,410 --> 00:12:16,410
What's goin' on, Dipper?
279
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:21,450
Ahh... you're at that creepy age where you spy on girls, huh?
280
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,450
Guess it's time you and me had a man-to-man talk
281
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,220
About the birds and the bees, ya know.
282
00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:29,360
I--I should really be going--
283
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:30,460
No way out of it!
284
00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:32,660
Look, it all begins with this little fella,
285
00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:34,360
The pituitary gland.
286
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,630
He may be little, but he has big plans.
287
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,240
I wonder what rollicking adventures I'll stumble into.
288
00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:45,670
A mud puddle!
289
00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:48,540
Do I dare live out the cliche?
290
00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:55,350
I'm a pig! Oink oink, right?
291
00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:56,450
Free meal!
292
00:12:57,650 --> 00:12:58,650
No! Don't eat me!
293
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,450
I'm a man trapped in a pig's body!
294
00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:02,620
That's what they all say!
295
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,330
Help! Police!
296
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,360
A bearded witch chasing a talking pig!
297
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,570
My horoscope came true.
298
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,630
Now read mine!
299
00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:14,600
- What are you, gemini?
- You knew?!
300
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:15,670
Yeah, of course, I knew!
301
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:18,570
And now you know where babies come from.
302
00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:21,240
Goodbye, childhood.
303
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,480
You know, I find you more likable today than usual.
304
00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,280
Maybe you could still win that game after all.
305
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:26,350
Huh?
306
00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,320
I was gonna give that new room to Mabel--
307
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,680
No, you should! Give it to Mabel!
308
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,170
You big jerk!
309
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,550
What did you say to me?
310
00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:36,260
I said, uh, shut up, old man!
311
00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,390
You're fat and dumb, and you're a dummy.
312
00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:40,630
And take that!
313
00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:44,100
Finally Standing up to me, huh?
314
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,240
I love it!
315
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:47,630
You know, I've made up my mind.
316
00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:49,670
The room belongs to you, Dipper.
317
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:50,670
You can't!
318
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:51,710
You have to give it to Mabel!
319
00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:52,710
Shh.
320
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:55,410
You had me at "Shut up old man."
321
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,610
No!
322
00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:59,250
The end.
323
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,620
Now for the 38 sequels!
324
00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:04,280
No!
325
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,420
I'm gonna make you into bacon!
326
00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:08,220
Oh, ho! That sounds pretty good.
327
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:10,220
Wait, I mean, no!
328
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,060
Three, four, five.
329
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:17,600
It's him! My dream date!
330
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:19,270
Hello!?
331
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:20,540
Hello baby, this is Kevin.
332
00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:23,200
My beach house has room... for two.
333
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,240
Kevin has the voice of a robot.
334
00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:27,440
Don't ruin this for me, Candy!
335
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,440
It's your turn, Mabel.
336
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,210
I gotta win the room.
337
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,220
Stan! It's me, Mabel!
338
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,550
I'm doing things you hate!
339
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,490
It's over, Dipper.
340
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,390
Stan gave you the room.
341
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:48,230
Ha ha! Yes! All right!
342
00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:52,470
Well let's switch bodies then, and I can start moving in!
343
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,500
Wait a minute, you can't have the room...
344
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,470
If you can never get in!
345
00:14:56,510 --> 00:14:57,610
Hey, come back!
346
00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:01,580
Come on!
347
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:04,210
Open the door, Dipper!
348
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,450
I mean... Mabel.
349
00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:10,350
How am I ever gonna get in there?
350
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:15,160
Kevin for the last time, I'm not interested!
351
00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:16,460
How could you say that to Kevin!
352
00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:21,430
Hey girls, who wants to give my brother a make-over!
353
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:40,480
Oh, good, Soos.
354
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,520
Ya got a second?
355
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:47,560
Look, times are tough, economy, or something, etc.
356
00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:49,660
Basically... I have to cut your pay.
357
00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:54,400
Wh-- what are you doing?
358
00:15:57,530 --> 00:15:59,470
Is this some sort of negotiating tactic?
359
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,470
'cause it's not gonna to work.
360
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:06,140
Fine! I was lying. I'll give you a raise!
361
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:07,440
Just never do that again.
362
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,540
Ugh. Nightmare.
363
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:12,450
Can you help me? I'm looking for directions--
364
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,350
Oh, you'll show me the way?
365
00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:20,560
Such a gentleman!
366
00:16:24,390 --> 00:16:26,160
It's Candy and Grenda!
367
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:27,230
Friends!
368
00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:28,460
Hey guys!
369
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,300
What's up?
370
00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:32,270
Dipper?! Wait! Don't let him in here!
371
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,370
Make over!
372
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,540
No, no! Stop, stop! Whoa, no!
373
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:37,340
We're gonna make you so hot!
374
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:38,510
Wait, no! Stop!
375
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,580
Guys, you have to listen to me!
376
00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:42,480
No!
377
00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:44,180
Good job, ladies!
378
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:47,650
Now let me just add one final touch!
379
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:53,450
My body!
380
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,260
I'm a genius!
381
00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:57,560
Ugh... all right, Mabel.
382
00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:58,630
The room is mine.
383
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,630
Wait! Hold on here. What just happened?
384
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:03,330
I barely understand it.
385
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,570
All I know, is if you shuffle your feet on this carpet,
386
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,200
you can switch bodies or whatever.
387
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:11,440
- Zip zip!
- No!
388
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,480
Aw, come on!
389
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:17,550
I am a boy now!
390
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:18,610
What's up, brah?
391
00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,380
Lets grow some moustaches!
392
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:22,250
Dipper, give me that key back!
393
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,620
Guys! Stop fighting!
394
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,220
Oh, no!
395
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,390
Then again, I like having muscles for once
396
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,360
Now I have tiny little doll hands!
397
00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:33,460
Everybody, look.
398
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,400
Swap back in three, two--
399
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,530
Oh, dude!
400
00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:39,630
Come back! I wanna deep fry yer ears!
401
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:46,440
Tonight on baby fights!
402
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,540
Tensions rise between madison and avery
403
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,180
at baby fight headquartes.
404
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,380
Give me my body back!
405
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:00,520
Cool! I'm santa claus!
406
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,420
I've regained my innocence!
407
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:05,560
Well, I guess I'm a pig now.
408
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:07,190
So, that's a thing.
409
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,200
This body's not that different
410
00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,300
From my old one.
411
00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:13,430
We got some reports of excessive giggling.
412
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,610
My horoscope didn't say anything about this!
413
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,180
Ahh! What's happening to me?!
414
00:18:24,510 --> 00:18:26,610
I am a police officer now!
415
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:29,220
Let's go get some perps, Candy!
416
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,520
- Give me that key, Mabel!
- Never!
417
00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:40,490
Mabel, are you you?
418
00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:42,430
Yeah, I'm me.
419
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:43,560
Well, I've got the key!
420
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:51,240
Mabel! The room is mine!
421
00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:52,540
Give it to me!
422
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:55,440
What's with you?
423
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,310
Why do you need that room so bad?
424
00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:59,350
I never even wanted to move out!
425
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,380
Me either!
426
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,180
Wait, what? Say that again!
427
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:06,120
I--I never wanted to move out.
428
00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:07,490
Then what was all this?
429
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,630
Everything was fine until you started bringing
430
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,260
your friends around every night.
431
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:14,930
I mean, hanging out with you this summer's been fun.
432
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,230
But now, you're always with Candy and Grenda.
433
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:21,000
And I'm... like, just left behind.
434
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,240
Aw, Dipper.
435
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:24,300
It's okay.
436
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:25,710
I've been having a hard time.
437
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,810
You wouldn't understand what I'm going through.
438
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,080
You're probably feeling awkward and sweaty, huh?
439
00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:33,910
Yeah. How'd you know?
440
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:36,880
Here. I won't fight you for it.
441
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,820
Thanks.
442
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:43,520
Well, it looks like everyone's back to normal!
443
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,860
Except for Soos, who may be pig permanently?
444
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,460
Oh, no. I changed back.
445
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,530
At least I think I did.
446
00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:53,700
I'll still eat ya.
447
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:54,940
Okay pal, that's enough of that.
448
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:57,640
Move it along, weird old man.
449
00:19:57,670 --> 00:20:00,570
Huh, I guess being a pig wasn't that great after all.
450
00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:02,740
Hey, lemme get that spot you can never reach...
451
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:07,510
Hey, I've been thinking and the answer is...
452
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:09,520
Yes! I will marry you!
453
00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:10,820
Wait I don't remember anything about a--
454
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:13,920
Hmm. All right.
455
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,590
Ah, there.
456
00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:20,760
Ahh, a man in his own space.
457
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,660
That's right! Finally.
458
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,700
So what are you gonna do with this old thing?
459
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:25,770
Get rid of it.
460
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,640
Ha ha! You got it.
461
00:20:28,670 --> 00:20:29,970
This carpet's ugly.
462
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,680
Ah, finally, my own room.
463
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,510
Goodnight, Mabel.
464
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,680
Goodnight, Dipper.
465
00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:55,530
Hey, um, you wanna have a sleepover?
466
00:20:57,830 --> 00:20:58,970
Fore!
467
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:06,810
Ah! Why am I even out here at night?
468
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,580
So, what are we gonna do with that new room?
469
00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:11,850
I gave it to Soos to replace
470
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,680
that horrible break room he has.
471
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,920
Hey, do you know what the deal was with that lady?
472
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,750
I just don't think I can do this anymore.
473
00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:22,890
You just seem so... different.
474
00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:26,490
Look, dude, uh, I'm playing a little bit of catch up here.
475
00:21:26,530 --> 00:21:27,830
I was in a pig's body for most of the day.
476
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:28,860
What's going on?
477
00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:32,770
Can we kiss again?
478
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,540
Is that an option?
479
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,840
Oh! Wait, wait.
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