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Previously on Night Court... Yet another
win for the prostitution!
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Boy, it's like shooting fish in a
barrel.
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Oscar's giving me the creeps. He gives
me the crawls. He gives me the lust
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bumps.
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Matt, I'm telling you, Christine is head
over heels in love with me.
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And you?
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Well, I love her, of course, but I'm not
in love with her.
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Rod, it's worse than I thought.
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Harriet head over heels in love with me.
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Frank Pepitone, DA investigator.
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I'm working on the fielding
disappearance.
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Oh, don't bother. He's already
disappeared.
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A warrant for his arrest?
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What's the charge?
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Embezzlement, fraud, and grand larceny
to the sweet tune of 10 .2 mil.
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Oh, yes, poor Dan.
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Most of his friends think he's guilty.
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What am I laughing at? I'm dead.
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No, I'm not.
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Now, I am the phantom of the courthouse.
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The lovely Christine.
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The time of the phantom is here.
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The phantom's court is now in session.
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Christine? Christine!
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Where are you?
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Dan!
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So, Lizette.
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What's new?
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Are you kidding?
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Haven't you seen the paper?
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Paisley's back, and Cirque has it.
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I've had enough of your excuses. We have
to find Christine Sullivan.
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Look, Lisette, about last night... The
mask ball?
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Yeah. Well, you see, most of my first
dates end in a restraining order.
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So, before you have a chance to dump
me...
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Anything? Sorry, Harry, nothing new to
report on Christine.
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Oh, Mac, it's all my fault.
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And just when I was ready to tell her
the truth.
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You never told her how you really feel?
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Now she's missing and she may never
know.
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She may never know what?
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Uh, the, uh, the real words to Louie
Louie.
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You guys find out anything?
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Well, we searched every lady's room in
the entire building.
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All we found was a can of hairspray,
three combs, and a pair of jockey
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Wait a minute. I just thought of
something.
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Christine's missing.
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Dan's missing.
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Coincidence?
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I think not.
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It's a common thread.
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Well, they worked side by side for seven
years.
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No.
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Their offices are right next to each
other. No.
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You're missing the obvious.
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Dan and Christine share the same Chinese
hand laundry on 13th Street.
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If I were investigating this case, I'd
begin questioning one Mr. Wing Tip.
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That's why you're not investigating this
case, lamp post.
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Inspector Pepitone.
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Judge Stone.
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I happen to know who the phantom is.
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It's Wing Tip, isn't it?
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No.
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It's Dan Fielding. You gotta be kidding.
Dan?
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Why would you think that?
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Deductive reasoning.
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And because the Phantom dropped this
wallet.
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American Express. Dan Fielding.
MasterCard. Dan Fielding. Video Vixen's
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Sebastian's thighs.
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Too bad. One more punch and he would
have gotten a free video and an
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date.
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How does this link him to the Phantom?
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Simple.
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Uh -oh.
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He drew a mask on his driver's license
plate.
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Wait a minute, you guys.
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I know Dan like I know me.
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There's no way he's the Phantom.
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I prepared your breakfast.
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Crackers and Clamato juice.
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I don't want crackers.
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I don't want Clamato juice. I told you
all night, I just want to go home.
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It's Clamato juice.
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I told you all night, you can't. We've
got too many things to do.
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Okay, what are we going to do? Gather
string?
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It's not nice to mock the Phantom.
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Dan!
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Okay.
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Your job is to defend the evildoers. Oh,
anyone particular in mind?
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Yes, Will Sanders.
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The evil man who destroyed the Phil
Foundation.
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Now, here's the plan. In absentia, we
will prosecute Will. You'll put up a
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terrific argument in his defense, but at
the end, I'll win.
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Pretty sure of yourself.
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Don't forget to mention I'm the judge,
too.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Enough is enough.
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Much as I would love to say I have a two
o 'clock appointment with reality.
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See ya.
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You'll find it locked.
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And I have the key.
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Hidden in a secret place.
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Dan Fielding, if this is all an
elaborate plan to get me to search
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pants, I will never forgive you.
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You see, get your mind out of the sewer.
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We are in the sewer.
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No, actually, we're in the sub -sub
-basement. The sewer's above us.
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Dan, you need help.
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You're right.
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Help me with this.
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that picture? One of these tunnels leads
right to a photo mat.
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This is crazy.
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No, Christine.
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This is my new reality.
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Now, I gave. I cared. I changed.
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What did it get me? I ain't being hunted
like a wild animal. So don't call me
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crazy.
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A little defensive, maybe.
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Please, enough of this chit -chat. Let
us get on with the first case.
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Dan, I insist you stop this foolishness
and come with me. No.
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I'm a wanted man, remember?
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Besides, I like it down here. When I
sing doo -wop, there's a great echo.
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Dan, I'm begging you.
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Please, let me go.
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You can't help down here. The only
change you can make is up there.
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Come on.
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Let's go.
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No, Christine.
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My destiny lies down here now, amongst
the shadows and the rats.
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Go, fair Christine, go.
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You'll find the key in my pants.
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Dan!
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The pair hanging by the door.
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Well, let me know if you hear anything.
Thank you.
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Knock, knock.
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What can I do for you, Counselor?
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Well, Your Honor, I'm considering
getting Lizette a little tipsy after
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driving her to Maryland, and getting
married before the buzz wears off.
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What do you think?
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A ripple wine or a malt liquor?
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You can't do that.
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Why not? My father did it to my mother.
It's a family tradition, Harry.
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Go away and don't call me Harry.
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What a day.
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Sure was.
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Christine! Harry.
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Oh. Oh.
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I thought I'd never see you again and
you're back.
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I'm back forever.
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you so much. I missed you so much, too.
I had a lot of time to think about us. I
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had a lot of time to think about us,
too. And?
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I want to be just friends. I don't want
to be your girlfriend.
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Oh, Christine, you've made me the
happiest man in the world.
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I don't want to be your boyfriend.
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What could we have been thinking?
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I don't know. I guess we were just young
and foolish.
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Christine, I like you.
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like you.
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Excuse me, Your Honor. We were going to
get some of my ocean food. Hey, look,
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everybody. Blondie's back.
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Oh, hi.
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So where the hell have you been?
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In hell with Dan.
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She never thought to look there.
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Guys, he really needs our help. He's the
Phantom.
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I've been in his lair.
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His lair? What are you talking about?
It's in the sub -sub -basement. Come on,
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we don't have any time to lose.
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Lizette, listen, no matter what happens
tonight, promise me you won't drive to
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Maryland.
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The sub -sub -basement, huh?
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Thanks, Blondie.
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Okay, Macaroon, what's next in our
cavalcade of justice?
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I think you'll like, sir.
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People versus Smith. Breaking and
entering and stealing from good,
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people.
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Prosecution?
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Guilty as sin, Your Honor.
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Unless the able defense attorney has
some evidence that we don't know about.
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Your Honor.
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I find the defendant...
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Totally defenseless and yield to the
wise and devastatingly handsome
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I knew it.
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I knew she always had the hots for Dan.
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Dan, the hot?
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You're the one standing next to the
furnace.
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Try to keep up, did we?
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Okay.
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focus, people.
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Mr. Smith, I have no choice but to find
you guilty and charge you with the usual
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$50 in time served and death by firing
squad.
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Dan.
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How'd you do that?
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Dan, we're here to help you.
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They must have followed us.
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Good guess, buttercup.
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Now Fielding is headed straight for the
Hooskow.
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Great to have you back, Dan.
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So, what do you say after session we
take a little drive to Maryland?
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You, me, and a bottle of peppermint
schnapps.
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Is the next case what I think it is?
Yeah.
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People versus Daniel Fielding.
Embezzlement, fraud, and grand larceny.
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Prosecution? Your Honor, everybody's All
-American here stole
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10 .2 million simoleons from the Phil
Foundation.
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The people want...
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my case.
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I'd like to rest my knuckles on your
face, you little troll.
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Defense. Your Honor, my client pleads
temporary insanity due to the obvious
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reasons.
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But why?
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I think he looks good dressed as the
Phantom.
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Wait a minute. Hold it. Your Honor, um,
I would like to withdraw the plea of
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temporary insanity. I'm not insane. I
never was insane.
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I'm guilty.
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Dan, you're pleading guilty?
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Held over for sentencing.
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Bull, take the prisoner to holding.
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Okay, this is my final offer.
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The schnapps, a pizza, and a Series E
savings bond.
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the inner crevices of my cranium.
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I'm guilty, Bull.
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Fire away.
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Rats, you called my bluff.
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Come on, let's sit down.
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I just want to let you know that I
really appreciate the faith you have in
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At this moment, it means a lot.
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If it means so much to you, why don't
you tell me the truth?
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I think I deserve it.
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You're right. You do.
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The truth is, I didn't steal a dime.
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Then why do you want to go to jail?
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Because a piano fell on a bum named
Phil.
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Well, that wasn't your fault, Dan.
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No, I know it, but if Phil hadn't died,
I could have gone on living my life my
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way.
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I wouldn't have had to bother with
feeding the poor, clothing the naked,
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others before me.
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But you're not guilty.
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I am guilty.
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Phil put his trust in me, and I blew it.
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I deserve to be punished.
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Then I'm going to prison with you.
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My dear friend, you don't have to do
that.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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I lost the key to the cops.
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I've got a key.
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We heard the whole thing.
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Pretty doofy, huh?
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Some of it.
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Why the costume?
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Well, I thought it would be dramatic.
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Why the phantom?
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What, I'm going to scare somebody
dressed like Miss Saigon, right?
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Would have scared me.
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Dan, this is all very simple.
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You're the victim. You didn't steal
anything from anybody.
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Change your plea to not guilty.
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We'll get you some psychiatric
counseling and you'll be good as new.
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Thank you, little Harry Sunshine.
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No. It's jail time.
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Why? Because I'd let everyone down.
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That money was for the needy. It never
got to them because of me.
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I had a responsibility. I blew it.
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Now I'll spend a lot of time in a cell
with a guy named Bobo to think about it.
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Hey, wait a minute. What is it? You'll
not serve a minute, my friend.
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You're a good man with a good heart.
Come with me.
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Mac, hit the light. Oh.
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You know, you're going to get hurt doing
that.
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Whoops. Hey, everyone, have you heard?
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Fielding has escaped.
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Fielding, you.
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You're under arrest again.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Fielding, Phantom, Fielding.
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What's going on here?
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I'd love to explain, Inspector, but the
second phantom really throws me.
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Maybe I could help.
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Will?
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Kill! Wait, Dan, wait!
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Let me try to explain this whole thing.
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When I first met this man, he had sucker
written all over him. Well, thanks for
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straightening that out.
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Now prepare to die!
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Yes! I had a simple plan for gaining his
confidence by sharing in his do
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-gooding mumbo -jumbo.
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So you took the money. It was easy.
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I wrote myself a check for 10 .2 million
and exited stage left.
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And, as always, they returned to the
scene of the crime. Only because...
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00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:41,030
Some of Dan's mumbo -jumbo really
touched my heart.
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I'm sorry, Dan.
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Well, Fielding, it looks like you're a
free man.
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Will Sanders, you're under arrest.
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00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:58,900
No, Dan, one other piece of unfinished
business.
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The money, it's all here.
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00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:10,020
Matter of fact, it's half a million
more. I invested it in a high -interest
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account.
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What can I say?
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I've got a knack.
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Well, you can take me away, Inspector.
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Wait.
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Will, I touched your heart. I made a
difference in your life.
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I've returned, haven't I?
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Inspector, release that man.
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I'm not pressing any charges.
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Judge, you gave back the money. I'd say
you don't have a case.
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00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,100
Well...
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00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,000
Maybe this gumshoe racket isn't for me.
309
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:54,560
I've always had a hankering to go out
west and sell patio furniture.
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00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,780
Harry, take this check. I'm no good at
the do -gooding.
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00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,720
No, I wouldn't be too sure of that.
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00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:06,060
No, please, here, you're a judge. Find a
court that'll appoint a new head to the
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Phil Foundation.
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I want to go clean up and take about a
two -week nap.
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Keep the faith, baby.
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Look, Dan.
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I don't want to lead a selfish life.
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I wish to serve humanity.
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That's very noble.
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00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,880
You can start by drawing my bath.
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00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,240
Bubble?
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00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,650
I got two tickets for the team table
tennis tournament tonight.
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You want to go?
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Team table tennis?
325
00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:54,470
That sounds really boring.
326
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:58,630
Since we're not dating anymore, I can
say no, so no.
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00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:02,670
Isn't it great being friends again? We
can say no.
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00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:12,330
Your Honor, it's with deep regrets I
tender my resignation as your
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00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,330
attorney.
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00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:19,010
Oh? You are looking at the new court
-appointed executor of the Phil
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Yeah, it's a perfect job for me.
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Suffering is my middle name.
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00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:31,630
Oh, wait up, Lisette. I'll hold the
elevator for you.
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Sturdy gal.
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00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:37,510
She'll make a great breeder.
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