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The Earth rotates at a rate of... 15
degrees per hour.
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All right, what is the most abundant
element by volume in Earth's crust?
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Oxygen.
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Man, we're going to crush this Earth
science test.
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Might as well change its name to Earth
-bience, because after we're done with
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this test, we'll be all like, fire
science, you know?
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No.
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I don't know.
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What's up, doobies?
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We're in.
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Anything going on this weekend? No.
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And I'd like to keep it that way. I
just, I need a break. It's been such a
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week.
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School, all this attention.
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I need a break from my mom.
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Wait.
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Why would you be getting a break from
your mom?
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I don't know.
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I don't really know why I said that.
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It's because your mom's going to a real
estate convention this weekend,
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remember? God damn it, Ben.
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What'd I do?
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Do you see this face?
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This is the face of someone who wants to
throw a party.
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No.
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No parties. Come on, Charles. Why not?
Because I just said, like, I need a
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break. The last thing I need is a bunch
of drunk teenagers breaking stuff in my
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house.
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Fine.
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No party.
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Okay. I think a party sounds fun.
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Yeah, for whoever doesn't have to clean
it up in the morning.
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There's no way I'm having a party.
There's no way.
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Hey, Charlie.
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Brenda said you're having a party
tonight.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm definitely having a party.
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Well, I guess I'll see you tonight.
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Okay, yeah, I'll see you.
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Bye, Luke.
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What? There's not that much to clean up.
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I love parties. I love throwing parties.
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Don't forget, we're going drape shopping
with my mom after school.
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Oh, that's today?
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Okay, but I have key... Key club. Yeah,
3 .30.
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I know, but those meetings never last
longer than an hour, so tell my mom 4
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Okay, just remember we're eating with my
mom. With your mom? Yeah, at 6.
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We'll make it work.
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Oh, God.
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I know we're making the most of this
little situation, but there are just a
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things I would like to do by myself.
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Great. I'll be right here if you need
me.
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Yo, what up, zombie?
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Oh, Bryce, I'm not actually... Hey, man,
how's it going?
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Good, but... Ichiro.
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I'm not actually a zombie.
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You're used to it, man.
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Once you label something at this school,
you're stuck with it.
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Like me and the name Eleanor.
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Wait, that's not your name?
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Nah, man.
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It's Dennis.
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Why does everyone call you Eleanor?
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It was freshman year U .S. history
class.
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We were watching a video on FDR's New
Deal.
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I didn't have time for lunch that day,
so I had a snicker bar stuffed in my
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pocket. It was a king size, so it made
quite the bulge.
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Anyway, Teddy Lipinski saw it, and he
thought it was a hard -on.
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So he told everybody in class that I
wanted to bone Franklin Delano
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Why didn't you just show him as a candy
bar? It just happened so fast.
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I froze.
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Before I knew it, everybody was calling
me Eleanor.
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As in FDR's wife, Eleanor Roosevelt.
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I've tried everything to get the name to
unstick, but nothing works.
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What up, zombie? Yo, Eleanor.
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Hey, Mason, I'm actually going by El
now.
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Sound good, Eleanor.
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My school's hell.
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I don't know how you do it, Ben. That
was a perfect meal.
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Perfect. Well, thank you.
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I hope you save room for dessert.
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I made blueberry buckle from a recipe I
got off aldenbrown .com.
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I don't want to toot my own horn, but
toot toot.
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Well, it sounds delicious, but I gotta
go if I'm gonna make my flight. Please,
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allow me.
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Oh, thank you, Ben.
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I guess it's true what they say.
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Chivalry is dead.
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Is that it?
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Chivalry is dead. Chivalry is dead. That
is too funny, Laurel, too funny.
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You sure you're two going to be okay by
yourselves this weekend?
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Yeah, Mom, definitely.
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You have nothing to worry about.
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That's exactly what someone would say if
I had something to worry about.
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Okay, Mom, you got me. We're having a
huge party tonight.
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Actually, Ren's in the pantry right now
with a dolly ready to wheel out all the
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party supplies because we're going to
burn this mother down.
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Mother.
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Fine. Call me if there's any problems.
I'll see you on Sunday.
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Bye. Take care, Laurel.
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Safe travels.
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Thank you.
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That would never exist.
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Sorry, you know, it would have been
shorter if Ben hadn't served three
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Hey, I didn't hear you complaining when
you were stuffing your face with my pan
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-seared scallop and beet puree starter.
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I was not stuffing my face.
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Um, what's with the buckets and tissues?
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It's a high school party, Ben.
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Someone always pukes, someone always
cries.
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Is this your first party?
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Um, does a wedding count?
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No.
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How about a bar mitzvah?
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No. What about free cone day at Ben and
Jerry's? Because that can get pretty
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wild.
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Okay, this is my first party.
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Should I be nervous?
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I really don't know what to expect.
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I suppose I can win everyone over with a
magic trick. No!
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No magic.
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See? These are things I need to know.
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We should come up with like a code word
you can say if you see me making a fool
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of myself. Something like, uh...
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Peanut butter milkshake.
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Ben, relax.
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It's going to be fine. Just pace
yourself and you'll have a really good
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Trust me.
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Pace myself.
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Got it.
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Stop being so aggressive. You can scare
her away.
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She'll wait for that.
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Look at her just sitting over there all
innocent.
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Poor girl. I have no idea what's coming
for her.
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What's coming for her?
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I'm not sure yet.
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Just testing the fences for weaknesses,
you know?
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Trying to find a way in.
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You're like a sexual velociraptor.
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I am, aren't I?
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I'm like a sexual velociraptor.
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Hello, ladies!
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Oh, God.
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Either of you want to have sex with my
boner tonight?
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What? Ew.
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What?
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So is that a no on the boner sex, or...
No, I'm really asking.
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See, I haven't told many people about
this, but I suffer from a condition
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social -emotional agnosia.
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It means I have a hard time picking up
on nonverbal social cues.
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Needless to say, it's made high school
tough for me.
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Not being able to relate to, like,
fellow classmates enough.
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Wow, Mason, I had no idea. Yeah, I'm
really, I'm sorry.
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No, I'm just playing.
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I just made all that up so you guys
would feel bad and want to have boner
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tonight.
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No, Mason, take your boner elsewhere.
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All right, all right.
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Okay, he's here.
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Cheers.
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Hey, what's up? You guys look great.
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You got enough to drink?
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Yeah,
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hey, good to see you guys.
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Good to see you.
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Hey, Charlie.
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Hey, Luke. I didn't see you.
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Thank you for coming.
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Thanks for having me.
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Do you want a beer? I happen to be
holding two.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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What was it like coming back to life?
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It's kind of like getting your wisdom
teeth out, you know? I don't really
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remember much, just waking up in a
coffin.
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Wow.
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Creepy.
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Good thing you want a creme, baby.
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Holy crap.
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Yeah,
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I never thought of that.
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Good thing I wasn't cremated.
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Hey, want to stick a fork in that wallet
right there and see what happens?
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Yeah.
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I like your house.
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It's very house -like.
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Do you want the tour?
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Please.
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Uh, cool. So that, um, that's the living
room.
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That is the kitchen.
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Do you want to see the upstairs? Yeah.
Yeah.
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Definitely.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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I guess to answer your question, I'd
have to say football is my favorite
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I didn't ask you a question.
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Definitely football.
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Mm -hmm.
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Get the touchdowns they give me.
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I love scoring touchdowns.
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Love it.
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But enough about me.
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Let's talk about you.
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How do you feel about me scoring
touchdowns?
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Um, I don't know.
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Neutral.
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Sweet.
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You sure you're good with just water?
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Because I can go make you a drink if you
want.
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Actually, I will take a cup of whatever
takes the longest to make.
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You got it.
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Hey, make some special coming right up.
Hope you like fruit.
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Sup?
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That is the hallway. These are the
staircase, the original floorboards,
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actually. Light switch.
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Another one right here.
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And here is my room.
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You need to be near Ben at all times,
right?
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Is it cool that you're this far away
from him?
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Yeah, no. He's below us in the kitchen,
so we're above him. So he's fine.
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I like the painting.
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Thanks.
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My dad painted it.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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Why are you sorry?
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I... Uh... I'm not really sure.
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Sorry.
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About being sorry.
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I can see where you get your talent
from.
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I like how it's a hybrid of objective
and non -objective art.
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Oh, yeah?
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I have no idea what that means,
actually.
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I know nothing about art. I should have
just gone with my first thought.
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The flowers look cool.
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Roses.
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I like my metal name.
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Charlotte Rose.
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That's a beautiful name.
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It suits you.
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You know I'm not like you, right?
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I'm not, you know, what, like a Virgo?
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I know, your birthday's in June.
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No, I mean, like, I'm not... Wait, how
do you know my birthday's in June?
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Okay, busted.
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I may have...
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Dr. Instagram one or two times.
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Or 30.
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Wait, really?
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Do you want me to go? I can leave you
alone. No, no, no, you can just stay.
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You know, this Austin Brown really know
how to buckle a blueberry.
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I can't believe Charlie's upstairs right
now with that back, Devin.
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It's like April 8, 2012 all over again.
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What happened April 8, 2012?
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Nothing.
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Oh, does she know how much he means to
you?
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Of course.
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I tell her, like, pretty much every day.
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Just words, man.
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That's all they are.
261
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If you really like this girl...
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You need to start thinking bigger than
just why.
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What do you mean?
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You saying pretty in pink?
265
00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:50,740
I really am sorry about your homecoming
pitch the other day.
266
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,040
I mean, I feel stupid we're doing the
zombie idea.
267
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,920
No, no, it's...
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i still feel terrible so but
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while we're on the subject of homecoming
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um would you maybe want
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to charlie you got to come down quick
it's something horrible happened to ben
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it's horrible come on
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On the night...
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I'm so, so sorry.
275
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It was not supposed to go down like
that.
276
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,080
Well, I should probably go talk to him.
277
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,840
Where did he go?
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He ran out the side door.
279
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Okie dokie.
280
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Wish me luck.
281
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,920
You know what?
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Let me take care of this.
283
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,960
Are you sure?
284
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,480
Yeah.
285
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:40,840
Yeah, it's better this way.
286
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,620
I'm sure you're the last person Ben
wants to see right now.
287
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,160
You're going to eat this. Bro was
thinking a little misty -eye.
288
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:55,580
Thanks, Dennis.
289
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,600
What would you call me?
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Dennis.
291
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That's your name, right?
292
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Yeah.
293
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:05,580
Yeah.
294
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,160
That guy's awesome.
295
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,720
I know.
296
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,540
Wait. I thought your name was Eleanor.
297
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,250
Ben? You out here?
298
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,410
Hey, man.
299
00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:42,090
Need a tissue?
300
00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,630
Why would I need... I'm not crying.
301
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,070
Oh, yeah.
302
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:49,850
Of course you're not.
303
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,960
I really liked your song.
304
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,940
Until the end there.
305
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,500
Stupid.
306
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:14,780
I just wanted to do something big. You
know, like Ducky in Pretty in Pink.
307
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,160
And Charlie would see how much I like
her.
308
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,220
Yeah.
309
00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:25,100
You know, Ducky doesn't end up with the
girl, right?
310
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:26,780
He doesn't?
311
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,320
No.
312
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,500
She picked the preppy kid.
313
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,440
Right? Why'd you think you needed to do
something big anyway?
314
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,360
What do you think?
315
00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,400
To compete with you?
316
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,180
Look at me and then look at you.
317
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
You're amazing.
318
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:50,900
You know how many hours I've wasted
staring in the mirror trying to smile
319
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:51,900
you?
320
00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:53,220
So many.
321
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,500
I still can't get it down.
322
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,220
Yes, that one.
323
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,480
God damn, that thing's majestic.
324
00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:05,110
How do you do that? I think you give me
too much credit, Ben.
325
00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:09,450
I have insecurities, just like everyone
else.
326
00:22:09,930 --> 00:22:12,270
Oh, okay, yeah, sure you do.
327
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:13,790
No, I'm serious.
328
00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:16,750
You know how many shirts I tried on
before I settled on this one?
329
00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:19,330
Seven.
330
00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:22,810
I tried on seven different shirts.
331
00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:28,470
And you know what? I'm still not
entirely convinced I chose the right
332
00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:31,830
I would have gone with, like, a navy.
333
00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:35,150
You know, to match that olive -skin tone
of yours.
334
00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:49,030
I can't believe I'm the guy at the party
that puked and cried.
335
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,170
Hey.
336
00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:55,150
We've all been there.
337
00:22:57,790 --> 00:22:58,790
Really?
338
00:23:01,659 --> 00:23:03,740
No. Not at all, man.
339
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,360
Ben.
340
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:22,440
I'm really sorry that I asked for
Charlie's phone number at your wake.
341
00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:25,340
I was cold.
342
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,760
I wasn't.
343
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,860
A nuclear bomb could be falling out of
the sky, about to obliterate all of
344
00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:34,900
mankind, and it'd still be an
appropriate time to ask for Charlie's
345
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,680
Yeah.
346
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,760
You know what?
347
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,300
You should ask her to homecoming.
348
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:52,700
What?
349
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:54,860
You're not going to?
350
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:57,900
Nah.
351
00:23:58,830 --> 00:23:59,950
That's not really my style.
352
00:24:01,530 --> 00:24:03,650
I prefer to go stag to those kinds of
things anyway.
353
00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:08,810
How you feeling?
354
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,550
Great.
355
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:15,710
You know, and as soon as the world stops
spinning and I regain my vision, it'll
356
00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:16,710
probably be even better.
357
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,200
Beds are the best.
358
00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:39,980
Pillows, too.
359
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,640
And you got blankets to the mix.
360
00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:45,360
Forget about it.
361
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,560
Sorry I puked on your rug.
362
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:54,700
It's okay.
363
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,020
I think Eleanor cleaned up most of it
anyway.
364
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,400
Can I question you?
365
00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:02,740
Ask you?
366
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:07,340
Can I question, ask you a question? Can
you ask me a question?
367
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:08,700
Sure.
368
00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:12,100
You go to homecoming with me?
369
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,340
I mean, I don't really have a say in the
matter.
370
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,840
We have to be within 30 feet of each
other at all times.
371
00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:23,060
Remember?
372
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,400
So that's a yes?
373
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,960
Yeah. Yes. That's a yes.
374
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,320
What are you doing?
375
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,140
Oh, I'm so happy right now. I want to
dance, but this is the only part of my
376
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,140
body I can move.
377
00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:48,180
I'm just surprised to find out that Luke
hadn't asked you.
378
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,260
How did you know Luke hadn't asked me?
379
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,880
Because he told me.
380
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,140
Then why would he tell you that?
381
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,700
How's Ben doing?
382
00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:14,820
He'll live.
383
00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,680
Yeah, I mean, like, you know, he won't
live.
384
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,300
Not living, but yeah, he'll be fine.
385
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,200
Hey, you really don't need to clean. I
was going to do it in the morning.
386
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,600
Oh, I don't mind.
387
00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:31,760
Besides, I'm Mason's ride, and I don't
think he's getting up anytime soon.
388
00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:39,680
Hey, Luke, did you...
389
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,280
Did you tell Ben to ask me to
homecoming?
390
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,140
Just make sure you save a dance for me.
391
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,880
Okay?
392
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,360
Okay.
393
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,880
Uh, where's your broom?
394
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,380
Uh, in the pantry.
395
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,240
Oh.
396
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:10,100
Sorry.
397
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:14,180
Can I just get the broom?
398
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,280
Thanks.
399
00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:26,240
You want me to keep this open, or...?
I'll just close it.
400
00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:52,130
Thank you.
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