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And we tried finding this old woman who
sold Ben the necklaces, but it was kind
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of a dead end, so we really just tried
to take it day by day.
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What does it feel like to be dead?
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I don't really feel anything.
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Really? Not even this?
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No.
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Always wanted to do that. You have a
very punchable face, Ben. No offense.
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None taken. I've heard that before. So,
Ren, do you have any questions about
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anything?
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No, I get it. Ben was brought back to
life because of some magical necklaces
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enchanted with a love spell, and now you
have to stay within 30 feet of each
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other or Ben gets hurt.
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Wow. You're taking this surprisingly
well.
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Oh, please. I can't turn on my computer
without reading about terrorist threats
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or global warming or police brutality or
a potential nuclear war and a doofwad
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president. So, excuse me if one nerd
rising from the grave doesn't really
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my mind.
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That's an excellent point.
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Mind if I... Go to town?
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You want in on this?
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No. I'm good. Thanks.
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Goddamn, that feels good.
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Are you okay?
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Can't believe you don't draw anymore.
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You're so good.
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Just because I don't draw anymore
doesn't mean I'm not, like, artistic. I
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channel it in other ways, like through
my Instagram.
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Mornings are the worst.
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Hashtag no filter.
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Hashtag no makeup.
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But that's a lie.
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You literally just spent the past half
hour putting on makeup.
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Are you kidding?
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Have you been on the internet? It is all
fact -bending or misinformation.
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Like, do you really think there's a guy
out there called DJ Khaled?
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No. It's just a fictional persona
carefully cultivated by marketing
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to sell Nike sneakers.
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Open your eyes, Ben.
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Wait, so if DJ Khaled's not real, then
who'd they get to play him?
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Nobody really knows. Some people think
he's just like an actor plucked from
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obscurity, and some people don't even
think he's a person. It's just like a
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computer -generated image.
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Fascinating. Charlie, wait up.
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I thought it was Luke.
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Just disguise your voice, okay?
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Hey, Luke.
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Hey, Charlie.
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Hi. I'm Luke.
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You're, um, Crad, right? Charlie's
cousin?
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Yeah, that's me.
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Barson. Crad Barson.
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Pleasure to meet you, boss.
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All right, likewise.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, Charlie, I was wondering if you had
any time to talk after school today.
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It's about homecoming.
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Homecoming. Cool.
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Cool. Yeah. No, I actually have a really
busy schedule this afternoon, but I
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will squeeze you in.
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What are you talking about?
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We have the same schedule. I don't know
of any after school plans.
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No, we do.
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Definitely. But I can work it out.
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Great. So, what are they?
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Why don't we talk about this later?
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Like, we don't have to, like, bore Luke
with, like, plans for all this.
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Just, if we have plans, you need to let
me know.
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Plans are supposed to be planned. That's
why they're called plans. Brad!
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Later. Okay.
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Is that for school?
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Yeah. No, yeah, sounds good. I, um, I
should get going anyway. I have a
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preschool student council meeting.
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You're on the student council for a
preschool?
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No, no, no, I don't. I mean, preschool
as in before school, you know.
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I mean, it'd be weird if I was student
body vice president of a preschool.
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That'd be so weird.
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So weird.
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All right. Well, now that we know how
weird that is, why don't you go to that
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meeting?
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Right.
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I'll catch you after eighth period,
Charlie.
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I wonder what he wants to talk to us
about.
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I like your shoes.
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Thanks. I got them. That was sarcasm.
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Of course it was.
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Charles. Dead boy. Dead boy? That's a
strange nickname for someone who's so
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alive. So, so alive.
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You've been hanging out with this doof
for the past three days?
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Has it been three days?
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God, it's been three weeks.
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Actually, can you give us 30 feet? We're
going to have a private conversation.
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For what?
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No, you're right. You should definitely
stay here.
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Serena got my period, and I am flowing.
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Luke came up to me today, and he asked
to talk after school, and I think he's
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going to ask me to homecoming.
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Wait, Luke came up to you this morning
to tell you he wanted to talk after
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school about homecoming?
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Yeah, what's wrong with that?
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Nothing, it's just, why didn't he ask
you this morning?
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I don't know, because... Maybe you
didn't want to ask me when Ben was
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next to me?
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Okay, so what are you going to do when
Ben is standing next to you after
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I mean, you guys, like, can't be apart
or whatever.
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That's actually what I was going to talk
to you about. I need a little favor.
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Could you maybe kind of sort of
possibly, like, just distract Ben for 30
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after school?
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You want me to spend an entire half hour
with Ben?
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That's maybe kind of... Sort of,
possibly not really a little favor at
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really desperate. Just, I will do
anything.
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Anything?
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No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Do you want my
help or not?
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Fine.
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You're not doing the swivel. Let me do
the swivel, Charles.
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Yeah, there it is.
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I don't see you smiling.
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It's really funny, guys.
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It's really humiliating. Thank you.
Well, if you didn't want me to blackmail
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into dancing with Charleston, you never
should have learned to dance with
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Charleston.
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Okay, you can stop.
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No.
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Oh, I need ten bucks.
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It's not for me. It's to help with
babysitting Ben. I think I only have
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Did I just see you dancing with
Charleston?
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My cramp.
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Oh, my God.
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Being a woman.
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Ugh.
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Do you need to talk about something
else?
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Nope. It's just, every time I'm away
from Ben, it feels like a little
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I never want it to end.
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I'm chilling on the sofa.
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I don't want to yoga.
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I don't want to life right now.
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I
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need
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it back in an hour.
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No problem.
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The caterpillar spends most of his time
eating leaves to grow big and strong as
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he prepares his body for the next step,
the transformation into a pupa, or
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chrysalis. The name chrysalis comes from
the Greek word for gold because of the
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yellow hue of its shiny protective
shell.
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Do you know how long this stage lasts?
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Well, it can vary greatly depending on
the species.
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Charlie.
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Charlie, why are you staring at me like
that?
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That's a long time to be wrapped in a
cocoon, but the wait can be worth it if
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the caterpillar blossoms into a
beautiful butterfly just like this one.
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One of nature's most beautiful wonders.
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Come on, Charlie. You've been ignoring
me all day. I don't get what the big
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is. You don't get what the big deal is.
You posted a photo on my Instagram
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without my permission.
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That's like an offense punishable by
death in some state.
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You're getting tons of life.
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More than your usual shots of cupcakes
and latte foam hearts.
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Are you making fun of my Instagram?
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No. No, I would never.
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I'm sorry, Charlie. I'm just trying to
help.
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Well, you're not, okay? I shouldn't have
to tell you that. Like, I don't want to
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put my artwork on my social media
account. Why not?
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Because it's, like, off -brand.
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Off -brand?
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What does that mean?
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Like, not the image I'm trying to sell.
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Image you're trying to sell?
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Charlie, you're not DJ Khaled. You're a
real person.
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Oh, excuse me, sir.
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I'll go this way. You stay here.
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Okay, sir. Please, I'm trying to get...
No, no!
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What's up?
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Rin, open the door.
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Not going to happen, my undead friend.
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Might as well make yourself comfortable.
It's going to be a little bit.
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What's going to be a little bit?
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Why am I here? I don't understand.
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Calm down, okay?
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Charlie just needs some alone time.
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If you're worried about the distance, I
measured it out. You're well within 30
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feet.
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What the hell is going on here?
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I'm about to get lifted, son.
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Hey. I was thinking we could go sit
somewhere in the quad.
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No, I'm good.
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I'm okay.
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I just thought it'd be nice to be
outside.
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It's such a nice day out.
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It really is, isn't it?
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But no.
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I'm good. I love this bench.
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Really? I'm not sure I've ever seen you
sitting on it before.
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Weird, because I am. I'm always sitting
on this bench. I'm just always...
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Here, sitting on this bench.
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Okay.
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Is your cousin around?
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I mean, it seems like you guys are
always together, like you're attached to
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hip or something.
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Definitely feels that way sometimes.
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But no, I don't know where he is right
now.
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Ben, run.
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Ben and run, run and Ben.
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Our names rhyme.
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Wait, how do you say your name again?
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Is it Ben or Bean?
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Because if it's Bean, our names don't
rhyme at all.
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Can I ask you something, Bean?
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What?
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Something I've been wanting to ask you
for a while now.
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What the hell's your problem?
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Whoa.
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No, I'm serious.
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It's just so obvious Charlie isn't into
you, but you don't give up.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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I mean... I thought about giving up,
but...
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Then I think about, you know, something
she said or did or... I see her face
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and... I just get re -energized, like a
thousand volts to the chest.
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So I guess to answer your question, what
the hell is my problem?
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Charlie Albright's my problem.
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She's with Luke right now, isn't she?
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That's why you guys locked me in here.
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I hope he doesn't smile.
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I can't compete with that smile. It's so
freaking magnetic.
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No, don't be embarrassed.
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Like, honestly, the Charleston's the
most adorable dance known to man.
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You should teach me how to do it
sometime.
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Oh, God, I can't believe someone posted
that video.
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The internet is not my friend today.
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What do you mean?
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I accidentally posted the wrong photo to
Instagram this morning. The drawing?
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You didn't mean to post that? Why?
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It's amazing.
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You like it?
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Of course.
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I had no idea you were so artistic.
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That's actually why I wanted to talk to
you. Student Council's having a really
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hard time nailing down a theme for
Homecoming.
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We just can't seem to agree on anything.
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Would you maybe want to sketch out some
ideas and pitch them to the student
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council?
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Wow, that's really flattering, but I
don't really draw anymore.
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You don't?
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Oh.
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That's a shame.
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I feel like you totally would have
knocked it out of the park.
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I don't know. Maybe I could sketch a
couple ideas.
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Yeah? Mm -hmm.
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That'd be great. That'd be amazing. It
doesn't have to be anything too crazy.
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Some rough sketches or whatever you do,
I'm sure, will be perfect.
250
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:49,920
Wait, is that what you wanted to talk to
me about? Just to see if I could come
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up with a theme for Homecoming?
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00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,060
Yeah.
253
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What did you think I wanted to talk to
you about?
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Nothing. Nothing.
255
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At all.
256
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but I
need your advice.
257
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On what?
258
00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:12,090
Okay.
259
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,490
So, like, I've tried everything with
Bethany Fowler.
260
00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:20,210
I've ignored her, I've degraded her,
I've made fun of her hair and clothes,
261
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,910
catcalled her in the halls, and she's
just giving me nothing.
262
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,190
Is she playing hard to get?
263
00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:26,610
Hmm.
264
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,810
It's possible, but let me ask you this.
265
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Have you ever tried being nice to her?
266
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,210
Being nice to her?
267
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,010
Yeah, some people are weird. They like
when you're friendly to them.
268
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,680
Huh.
269
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I never thought about going the nice
route.
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Can I give you some advice now?
271
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How do I get Charlie to like me?
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You can't get Charlie to like you, Ben.
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Up to her.
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Jesus, man, your whole game plan with
Charlie is just so aggressive.
275
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:02,620
You've got to calm down.
276
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,400
But I was told if you love someone,
you've got to fight for them.
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Who told you that?
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Dr. Love.
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Don't you love?
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Who the hell... No.
281
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:14,740
No, just... No, that's terrible advice.
The worst.
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00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:20,440
I mean, love isn't something you have to
fight for. It's not a... What's that
283
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,319
thing in wrestling?
284
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,440
You know, the belt thing?
285
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,580
The wrestling belt thing that you get
when you win?
286
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:26,700
A wrestling belt?
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00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,820
Yes. Thank you.
288
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,380
Love isn't like a wrestling belt.
289
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,640
Okay, so what do I do?
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00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,920
You don't do anything.
291
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:38,940
Stop meddling with Charlie's life. Mind
your own business and chill.
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00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,480
I don't meddle with her life.
293
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,880
Oh, yeah? Look around you. I mean, she
had to lock you in a room to get one
294
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,880
moment away from you.
295
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:54,020
Okay, so... So I gotta... I gotta chill.
296
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,840
Yeah, bro.
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00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,020
Chill.
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00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,940
Do you mind if I...
299
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,160
Not gonna work, right?
300
00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:11,619
Dead people don't get high.
301
00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:12,839
I know.
302
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,119
Never smoked with a dead dude before.
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00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,900
Ben and Ren.
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00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,300
Ren and Ben.
305
00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:31,400
Ren and... and Bean?
306
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,800
Wait.
307
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,960
How do you say my name?
308
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:53,880
Sounds good. Good.
309
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,520
Well, we got to move fast because
homecoming is like right around the
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So could you have something by the end
of the week?
311
00:18:58,660 --> 00:18:59,660
Yeah, I can make it work.
312
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,100
Perfect.
313
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,980
Um, you walking this way or?
314
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:10,020
No, I think I'm just going to stay here
a little longer.
315
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,780
Wow.
316
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,760
Really do love that bench.
317
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,700
All right. Um, well, I'll see you later
then.
318
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,200
Yeah, I'll see you later.
319
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,780
I'm not high. You're high.
320
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,100
What? What?
321
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,840
What did you do to him?
322
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,260
I just mellowed him out.
323
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,580
Yeah. And you know what?
324
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:44,779
I was wrong.
325
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,880
He is not like dog shit on a shoe at
all.
326
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,200
He's more like contact dermatitis.
327
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:51,800
Annoying, but manageable with the proper
ointment.
328
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,600
Oh, my God, Wren.
329
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,360
That's the nicest thing that you've ever
said to me.
330
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,700
I don't think this conversation is over,
because it's not.
331
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,400
Still mad.
332
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,220
You can't just mess with my life like
that.
333
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,420
You're right. No, I'm sick and... What?
334
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,940
I said you're right about everything.
335
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,920
I'm sorry. It's your life, and it's not
mine to meddle with.
336
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:24,740
You're saying that because you're high.
337
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:30,100
No, no, I'm not. I mean, yes, I'm high.
So, so high.
338
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,440
But I mean what I'm saying.
339
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:35,360
I'm sorry for posting that picture.
340
00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:43,140
I know I can be annoying, but whenever I
think about you, I get so nervous, and
341
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:46,100
then I get all loud and awkward and
everything like that.
342
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:49,620
But you're always loud and awkward and
everything like that.
343
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:53,380
Well, I think about you a lot.
344
00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,740
Wait, why aren't you saying anything?
345
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:02,220
Charlie, can you hear me right now?
346
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:06,300
Am I talking? Charlie, can you hear the
words I am saying?
347
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:10,700
Can you hear me? Yes, Ben. Relax. I can
hear you. Oh, thank God.
348
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,100
I'm not a drug guy. Like, at all.
349
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,060
Maybe you need to eat. Food will help.
350
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,200
Oh, I love food. I forgot that that was
a thing.
351
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,440
Oh, man.
352
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:23,720
Out of all the things that I already
eat, food is definitely my top three.
353
00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:27,740
Okay, and can we make sure that we have
fresh bagels for tomorrow's meeting?
354
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,440
No more day olds, Heather.
355
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,900
And stop with the vegan cream cheese.
356
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,100
You have a better chance of finding
Bigfoot than a vegan Republican.
357
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,780
Can I help you with something?
358
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:47,020
Bethany, I just wanted to say that you
look really pretty today.
359
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,940
Is that sarcasm again?
360
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:51,520
No, I'm serious.
361
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:55,680
You look really pretty, and I wanted you
to know that.
362
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:57,940
Thank you, I guess.
363
00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:00,520
You're welcome, I guess.
364
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:10,460
You're not getting anything?
365
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
I am. Water.
366
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:13,620
Boring.
367
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:15,220
Actually, it has a high pH.
368
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,820
8 .4. A lot of pH. So, as far as water
goes, it's very interesting.
369
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,860
Okay, well, throw your super
interesting, non -boring pH water on up
370
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:23,860
on me.
371
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,360
1169.
372
00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:34,620
Crap. I don't have my wallet. Mind
covering this one?
373
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,440
Give me the register.
374
00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:40,510
Now.
375
00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:43,690
Where do you think you're going?
376
00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:45,270
Nowhere. Nowhere. I don't know.
377
00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:46,970
Where do you want me?
378
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:51,230
Shut up and hand me your wallet. Whoa,
whoa. You can't talk to her like that.
379
00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:52,550
What did you say to me, bro?
380
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:55,690
Nothing. Nothing. Just maybe be a little
nicer is all.
381
00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:58,570
Why don't you mind your own goddamn
business?
382
00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:00,310
I've been getting that a lot lately.
383
00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:03,270
Someone much wiser than me gave me some
advice today.
384
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,310
She said, you need to chill.
385
00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:07,430
I think you could learn a lot from that.
386
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,000
Dude, please. I just got this shirt.
You're getting holes all over it.
387
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:21,320
Who the hell are you?
388
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,960
Just a guy who'd appreciate if you
stopped shooting him.
389
00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:26,260
Hey,
390
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,740
Diablo. Aldi, honestly.
391
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,180
You think the devil is a kid rocking a
$16 haircut?
392
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:37,980
I mean, $21 if I go for the shampoo,
but... Oh, please. Wow, this is so
393
00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:39,880
counterproductive. Violence is not the
answer.
394
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,140
Oh, really?
395
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,440
Wait, is that a... Hey!
396
00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:55,860
Nice work.
397
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,240
Are you kidding me?
398
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:58,759
Come on.
399
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,140
I couldn't have done that without you.
400
00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:01,960
It's a team effort thing here.
401
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,700
Are you guys done yet?
402
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:07,240
Did you get everything out you needed to
get out?
403
00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:08,740
Screw this.
404
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,700
Are you okay?
405
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,240
Yeah, I'm fine. You were so brave for
getting in front of me like that.
406
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,720
Are you kidding me?
407
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,200
Bullets can't stop me.
408
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:22,240
Yeah, but you didn't know that when you
did that.
409
00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:34,610
Sir,
410
00:24:35,130 --> 00:24:39,430
um, sir, everything you just saw, I get
it.
411
00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:40,950
It's, like, it's scary.
412
00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:46,110
It's really weird. But, um, let's just
imagine if everyone in the world found
413
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,110
out about this, right?
414
00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:50,990
People would panic because people don't
really understand things that scare
415
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:51,990
them.
416
00:24:52,030 --> 00:24:57,870
Right? So, just, I'm begging you, one
person to another, like, can we just
417
00:24:57,870 --> 00:25:00,190
this whole thing maybe, like, to
ourselves?
418
00:25:01,110 --> 00:25:02,690
I mean, look, he's just a kid.
419
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:07,720
Just, just, just like going through some
stuff, you know?
420
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,120
It's not hurting anyone.
421
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,480
Okay?
422
00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,020
Okay.
423
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:26,260
Dead. He's dead. The world needs to know
about this. Zombies are real.
424
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:27,580
Zombies are real.
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