All language subtitles for mr._d_s04e08_lockdown

Okay.

Today, we're going to do an exercise
based on the teachings of a woman named

Jane Elliott to show you how ludicrous
and arbitrary racism really is.

So what I want you to do, if you have
blue eyes, all the people with blue

you're going to go to the right side of
the room. If you don't have blue eyes,

grab a scarf, put it around your neck,
and go to this side. Let's go. Let's do

that quickly, please. Blue eyes to the
right.

Not blue eyes. Grab a scarf around your
neck. Go to the left. Let's go. Hurry

up. And here's what the exercise is
going to be for the day.

I am going to treat the blue -eyed
students much better. I'm going to be a

friendlier, a lot nicer.

They're going to get a longer lunch,
special privileges, maybe a couple bonus

marks.

It's going to be very different for them
and how I treat this group because it

is time.

We all felt racism.

All of us.

I've heard of this, sir. It's a great
exercise.

It's a wonderful exercise.

Thank you, Sheila.

Sir, how will the blue -eyed people know
how it feels when we switch roles

tomorrow? When we switch roles. I can't
waste another day on this. Doing this

one day. It's one day. I thought this
was a great thing to do to give you a

little break, and it was a nice way to
show you about racism. But, sir, the

exercise... Sheila! You need to
understand, Sheila, that today...

You're a black woman. You're wearing a
scarf, which means you don't talk today.

I think... I think you're a minority,
and you need to stop talking, because

you're not getting this right now. But,
sir... Scarf? Okay, see how it works?

Back of the bus, front of the bus.

Good stuff.

I'm awesome.

No, you're not, dude. Don't lie. I'm
awesome. I'm driving around in my mom's

ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my life
gone by.

When you hear Mr. Stewart is in the
building, we're in lockdown mode.

Everybody sits on the floor, side by
side, with your backs to the wall.

So, what are you doing?

Until you hear Mr. Stewart has left the
building over the PA and a police

officer knocks on your door to release
you. Could I say something?

Of course.

This is a great plan.

No.

This is serious, folks, so follow the
protocol.

Any questions?

Teach hard.

Listen for Mr.

Stewart.

Whoa.

How'd you do that?

Who's Mr. Stewart? I don't know. Let me
try.

You've got to push hard, though. You
just lift your arms at the end? No, you

don't lift them. They lift on their own.
What? That's the trick. Oh, I thought

you were just lifting your arms. You've
got to push hard enough.

Okay. Is it supposed to hurt? No, it's
supposed to hurt.

Latissimus dorsi, levator scapulae.
Levator scapulae.

Rhomboids. Rhomboids. All working.

Deltoids. Three of them. Boom.

Synchronized. Step forward. Now your
arms will just rise up.

You didn't push hard enough. I'm not
very strong. No, but you can still push.

A kid can do this. Try it again.

Yeah. Push hard. I'll get this.

There she is.

Hey, I need you to sign off on this
field trip for me. Sure. Thank you. Oh,

sorry. Okay.

Okay.

Need any company on the trip? No, thank
you. Are you sure? No, thank you.

Yeah.

Read that. Mr. Stewart is in the
building.

We're in lockdown.

On the floor. Okay.

On the floor. But, Robert, this is just
a drill. On the floor. There are no

students around. What?

Can't you bend the rules a little bit?
Callahan wants us to take this very

seriously. Oh.

I suppose you planned this. I sure did
not.

Well, the timing's a little suspicious,
isn't it?

Trudy, can you give me a better room,
please?

Bite me.

You smell like ladies' perfume.

Yeah, like my grandmother's.

Duck, duck, duck, duck.

Could you hurry up and pick someone,
please?

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, Lucy! Go, go!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, Stefan!

Sir, I'm a little old for this. And I
thought we were supposed to line up

the wall and be quiet for the lockdown.

This isn't a lockdown. This is a drill.

I thought we'd have a little bit of fun.

But no, because Kira doesn't like to
have fun.

Would you rather I give you some work
here? Is that what you want to do?

No, sir.

Great. Now, they should be letting us go
here. I don't know why this is taking

so long.

This is my spare coming into now.

All right, you know what?

Go. You guys go.

But, sir, we're not supposed to leave
until lockdown's over.

But this is my only time to not be
around kids.

And that's very important for a teacher
to have their spare.

Okay? So go to your next class. Just go
very quietly.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Quietly, quietly, quietly, please.

Sir, the lockdown isn't over.

I need you to keep the door closed and
have the kids take a seat until we come

back to get you.

Huh. Whoops.

All right, kids, you heard the police
officer. Back to class, please.

Let's go.

Sorry, they heard it was a drill and
then they don't take it seriously and I

tried to warn them. Well, it is for
their safety and yours.

Yeah, well...

Thanks for looking out for my safety,
so... Mr.

Stewart has left the building.

There we go.

Oh, uh, officer.

I think you're supposed to, uh, knock.

Make it official.

Okay. Oh, Meg.

See you later.

You need to log that down. sir

hey fun lockdown we should

try it again sometime without hey
nothing what

the hell was that i've done a really bad
thing go on okay you remember the staff

party well after a few too many drinks
and after some crippling crippling

loneliness give me a flip

All right, okay, do you know what? It
happened. Yeah. You made a mistake.

Mistakes? No, not twice.

Why, Bobby, why?

Okay,

don't judge me. The first time, it was
amazing.

And then the second time, it was even
more amazing.

I don't think that word means what you
think it means. He thinks we're a couple

now.

to call it off, but I can't break the
cycle, Trudy. Well, you have to

immediately.

Okay. Yeah, the next time you're alone,
I'll call it off.

I'm sick to my stomach when I see him
the next day.

He makes me sick every day, and I
haven't even slept with him. Get it

He just does the thing that is so... La,
la, la, la.

Look at him.

You know what Ted and I call him?

The middle.

He even comes with his own handcuffs.

I wonder if he has opposable limbs.

That's gross.

You had your chance.

Hey,

do you find that Emma weird?

Very. Hey,

you haven't seen that hot police
officer, have you?

He's right there.

Yeah, okay. If I'm talking about a hot
police officer, why would I be talking

about a guy? Come on.

Okay, I'm talking about the hot cop.
Okay, you... Jerry brought him up.

No.

You guys done? This is embarrassing.
Bye, Jerry.

Gosh, they look like losers.

Hey, officer.

It wouldn't happen to know where I could
find your police officer partner, do

you? Something I can help you with? No.

Do you know how I could reach her?

No.

Really, you don't know how to reach your
own partner?

Oh, no. You can reach my partner.

What if I said she would want me to find
her? Was that an incident?

More like a moment.

You know what I mean? Tell her the
teacher she was talking to in the

looking for her. Yeah, I probably won't.

Okay. Okay, big police officer.

Did you spit on me?

No. Because when you're talking, you're
spitting. That's the thought of a police

officer.

Well, then, I'm not... You're still
spitting.

Now I'm spitting again.

Are you still doing this?

He's a jerk and alive.

Couldn't care less.

He's a jerk.

You know, if this were a real lockdown,
we'd be screwed.

We're sitting ducks.

Not me.

Really? Oh, let's just say I got a few
things in my lab I could use to defend

myself. Like what?

Why don't you drop by?

Show you what I'm talking about.

Love the third floor.

It's a good climb.

You don't use the elevator?

So don't patronize me.

Sorry.

Thanks. Okay.

Okay. Oh, okay.

Wait, wait, no. No, no, no. No, no, no,
no, no.

Hmm.

Should have stopped after the first
hour.

If you can help me, I'm looking for one
of your police officers.

Are you reporting an incident?

No.

This police officer, she came to our
school, and how do I describe her?

Oh, she's hot.

There's no other way to... She's just
hot, like extremely hot. You must know

that is.

Hot cop. Yeah.

Oh, you know who that is? I do,
actually.

Officer Rose, could you come up, please?

And you're hot, too.

This is just a little different level.
This is a little bit... Hey, I

understand. Yeah.

What can I do for you, sir?

Who's this?

This gentleman is looking for our hot
cop.

That's me. I'm the hot cop.

You're not even the hottest cop right
here, so I don't know.

So your job is to help people, but
you're not.

You're gonna help me here.

Yep.

Okay, I get it.

Yesterday's lockdown drill, not good. It
wasn't a complete failure, but we do

have things we can work on. For
instance, the officers noticed students

hall, noisy classes.

It's a gong show, let's be honest.

Is it always the same police officers
that come to this area?

Usually. Why?

No, there's no reason. I thought they
did a good job. Very great.

Yes, well, that aside, I mean, we do
have things we can work on for the next

one. When will the next one be?

Specifically when?

I don't know, six months from now?

Six months from now.

We could all be dead six months from
now, if it was real. All right, calm

Calm down.

You're the one saying we should take it
seriously.

Tech students, I think we should take
this a lot more seriously than six

from now.

Could I say something, sir?

I agree with Jerry.

Thank you.

Sir, it's not such a bad idea. Practice
does make perfect. I say we do it again.

Today. Do it again today.

All right, if that's what you want, I'll
call the precinct. Trudy, can you take

care of that? Thank you, everybody.

Looking at that, Trudy.

Please tell me you got it done.

I have not had a chance to yet.

Haven't had a chance or you've been
avoiding it.

No, of course not. I'll do it, okay?

When? Well, the first opportunity I...
get.

The first opportunity I get, I swear.

Good.

Let's get off the phone with the
precinct. Ah.

Hey, hey, hey, what you doing there?
Calling the lockdown.

Okay, can you give me one second?

Would Ms. Galka report to the office,
please? Ms. Galka to the office.

You look nice today.

Thank you. What's going on? Not too
much.

Just bear with me.

Robert would like to see you.

Okay, there you go.

Mr. Stewart is in the building.

No, I can't.

You can thank me later, Missy.

Come on, Lucy, just pick someone.

I don't know. I thought if it kind of
grossed me out. It's hypothetical.

I'd eat Stefan.

Okay, why would you eat Stefan?

He's not really in shape, so his meat
would be tender.

Personally, I think... I think that
would make his meat taste delicious.

Like veal.

Yeah. I play chess.

See? Yeah, true.

You know what I wouldn't eat?

Janet, aha, no way.

Not choking on those.

Although if I had to eat Janet, I'd take
them out.

He'd be dead. It wouldn't hurt.

Oh, greasy fill would be a good meal.

Like filling chips.

Can I have a two -piece of filling
chips, please?

This cannibal talk's making me hungry.

I'm getting hungry, Lucy.

Lucy. Uh -oh, what if we're here
forever?

Just kidding, Lucy.

Relax. You're Italian.

I don't even like Italian.

Well, I wouldn't eat you because I don't
like haggis.

Wow.

That's amazing.

Just a little Lycopodium powder and a
lighter.

Instant flamethrower. You know, if this
were a real lockdown, we'd be heroes.

Say that again. All we'd need is to lure
the criminals in here within sort of a

two -foot radius.

Yeah. As long as I had the jug and the
lighter, I could really toast them up

from there.

And then wham. And wham.

You should see what I can do with a can
of aerosol.

I'd like that.

Okay.

I can't believe how long this is taking.

Again.

Forever. This feels like forever.

When are they going to come?

In a real situation? We could be in
lockdown for days.

Well, thankfully, Kira, this isn't a
real situation.

I read once that in an actual real...
Kira, stop talking.

It's supposed to be quiet, all right?

This is a serious drill, and I want the
police to see we're doing a good job

here.

Where is she?

Are you trying to impress that lady cop,
sir?

Stop talking.

This is why nobody wants to eat you.

Is it 12? It's 12 .30.

12 .30. Past lunch, and I'm starving.
This isn't good for anyone to be sitting

here with no food. So I'm going to go to
the cafeteria.

I'm going to grab myself something from
a vending machine.

Won't you get in trouble?

Not if I don't get caught.

I love you guys.

Troll's gone on long enough, wouldn't
you say?

Um, just a little longer.

You know, just to drive the point home.

Okay.

Uh -huh.

Uh, excuse me, sir.

You're not supposed to be in the house.

Well, but isn't it obvious I'm grumpy?

My class is right there. I just had a
sugar crash.

Okay, look, this is the second drill in
two days, and now you're just wasting my

time. Ha!

Get back to your classroom and stay
there. No, I want my socks apart. No.

me. Sir, I advise you to let go of my
arm right now. You're assaulting a

officer. No, I want my socks apart. Sir,
let go of my arm right now.

Sir, release his arm right now. Hey,
there you are. I need you to let go of

partner's arm. You don't know what's
happening. You're jumping into the wrong

time. I need you to release his arm
right now. You don't understand, but...

got it!

What?

I don't know how much that's helping,
but... No, thank you very much. No

offense. Thank you.

Okay. That was so cool.

It was not supposed to go off like that.

Way too much aerosol.

Okay.

Oh, there's the fire alarm.

Fire protocol. We should exit
immediately.

Lockdown protocol.

We can't leave till we get the knock on
the door.

We know it's not a real lockdown.

But we know it's not a real fire.

Oh.

The Sphinx's riddle.

What to do?

Oh, good.

So that settles it. We follow lockdown
protocol.

Mr. Stewart has left the building.

Okay, you two can come out now. The
drill is over.

Hold my calls.

And balance is restored.

How does this keep happening? Please
don't judge me. It's just too good.

But you were free.

Judy, I've never experienced anything
like this.

Come on. How good can that be?

He does.

I'm going to just write it down.

Me? I have no gag reflex.

Popular, popular girl.

Oh, my God. What's happened here?

It's that cop I was telling you about.

Who? Good -looking cop I meant.

I gotta apologize to her. Hold back. No,
that's probably not... Jerry, it's not

the right time. I may not see her again.

I don't want to get your phones out.

Sir,

back off!

Turn around and leave, now!

I will. I just need to apologize.

Hey, Jared, I'm just going to leave your
coffee here.

You don't need it.

Hey, so, uh, read chapters three to five
for, uh, the test.

Sir, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay. What do you mean, am I
okay?

Stupid. Your faith, sir.

Your faith. What's that supposed to
mean, Lucy?

Stay focused, please.

Sir, did you just say stay focused?

What? Stay focused.

How do I say stay flocus?

You did, sir. I heard it too. Flocus.
Not even a word, flocus.

I didn't say flocus. I said flo... I
said flo...

I said flocus.

Sir, you just said it again.

Get to work.

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