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Oh, look who's decided to join us today.
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Sorry it was late, sir. I was at the
doctor's. Oh, the doctor excuse.
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I've heard it many times from your
brother, Jimmy.
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I'm not like my brother.
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My brother's an idiot.
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Ha! Yes, he is an idiot.
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Here, I have a note from my mom.
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Oh.
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You have a note from your mom, do you?
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Are you forgetting I taught Jimmy for
three years now?
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I know what your mom's signature looks
like, and your mom puts a penis where
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eye is, so this is not from you.
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Jimmy. Would you like me to get out,
sir?
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Yes.
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Tammy, get out.
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Can I get you some coffee?
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Sure. Would you like me to put something
in it?
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Milk.
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All right, first of all, gentlemen,
congratulations on the successful growth
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your mustaches. Nice fundraising effort.
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I appreciate it, as does the charity
we've done such good work for. All of
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of course, except for Simon.
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You don't believe in charity work? Oh,
no. My mom doesn't like mustaches. She
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says they tickle.
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Right. Disturbing.
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Perhaps more disturbing is the sudden
lackadaisical attitude towards dress
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What's going on here, guys?
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Couldn't agree more. It's mutt city out
there.
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Yeah, the kids are taking a lot of
liberties.
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Students? It's not the students I'm
talking about. They're pins.
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Cover up those getaway sticks, will ya?
Put that leg salad sandwich away till
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lunchtime, am I right?
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That's kind of harsh.
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Is it?
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You should know better than anyone. No
peanuts allowed in school.
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And as for you, weather map, pick a
color, pick a season, pick a theme.
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It's like I'm tropically depressed just
looking at you. Did a rainbow barf?
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Like, I don't even... And finally,
Bobby, stop the shinsanity.
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It's a place to learn, not a place to be
distracted by...
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Pillow made of swans. Okay.
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Okay.
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Do better.
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Dismissed.
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Hey.
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This outfit?
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Days.
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Whiskers.
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Sir, there's the basketball schedule you
asked. Oh, thank you. Excellent. Did
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you get the buses arranged for the away
games?
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Duncan? What? Bosses for the away games?
Away? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sir, who's
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that? Oh, it's my daughter, Tiffany.
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She's going to visit the school
tomorrow.
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I like to put her old grad picture on
display.
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She hates it.
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What's there to hate? She's beautiful,
sir.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank God. No, like she's really hot,
sir.
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Okay, look, I think I know where this is
going. I'm not fond of staff dating my
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daughter.
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Duncan. What?
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The photograph?
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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Sorry.
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Hey, Trudy.
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Trudy, what do you know about Callahan's
daughter?
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Tiffany?
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Why, is she in town?
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Yeah, she's dropping by tomorrow, but
what's her deal? Is she single?
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No, she isn't.
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She's engaged to a dentist.
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No, she isn't.
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They broke up.
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Are you serious?
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Yep. So she's single.
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Yes.
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And way too good for you.
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Way too good.
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Why is she way too good for me?
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Well, she owns her own public relations
firm, so she's successful.
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Teacher. Successful. And she's funny.
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Again. She's an accomplished athlete.
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Okay. You're talking about me or her,
because you just named three things
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me. You know, normally I'd say you had
about a one in a million shot with her,
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but that mustache rounds it to about
zero.
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Why would I even bother with you two?
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Mr. Delusional.
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I don't think that's ever going to
happen.
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Never.
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Hey, Paul.
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You've obviously done some modeling,
right?
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I can't say I have, Bobby. Why? Okay,
well, you're in luck because I'm in
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of the new Xavier admissions campaign,
and we need some staff to be in our
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poster, so... I'm down. What do you need
me to do? Okay, I just need you to
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smile.
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Yeah, like that.
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And then we'll just throw some kids in
there. I just want to show Xavier in a
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positive light, you know?
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Yeah. So you'll help me out. Yeah, I'd
be happy to. Just let me know the
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details, and we'll take it from there.
Thank you. I'm happy, too, also.
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Oh, thanks, Mr. Malick, but we don't
need any more people.
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I understand.
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You think this is not good enough?
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No, not at all. It's just you don't
usually see a janitor featured in a
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marketing poster.
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Custodial engineer.
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Excuse me? I am not janitor. I am
custodial engineer.
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Oh, custodial engineer.
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Yes, right. Well, I mean, same thing.
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Same thing.
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Much how kinesiology is fancy talk for
playtime.
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Hey, guys, can I ask you something?
Sure.
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My daughter is in town visiting me.
She's just gone through a nasty breakup.
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Well, I know what that's like.
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Well, anyway, she's been the last three
nights with me. I think she could use a
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night out with someone other than her
old man. We've got karaoke tonight.
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Perfect. Excuse me, sir. Can I speak to
you for a sec?
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I just heard you say you're going to
send Tiffany out with them for karaoke.
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Let me take her out. I'll take her out
on a date. You don't want to hear her
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listen to Dwyer singing sad songs all
night. I told you.
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I don't think it's a good idea for Steph
to date my daughter.
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Robert's been bugging me for years. He
says he wants to be a Callahan.
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Robert?
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You're comparing me to Robert?
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Come on. You know Tiffany and I have a
lot in common. We both love to laugh. We
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both love sports.
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She's single. I'm single. Let me just
take her out on a date.
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One date.
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You sure you want to date your boss's
daughter?
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I am so sure.
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All right.
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Perfect. I will not let you down.
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And maybe I'll be a Callahan, Daddy.
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Mm -hmm.
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Okay, you guys, get to class, please.
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Come on, you heard the bell.
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You too, young man.
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Simon. Hey, Lisa.
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Why are you dressed like a student?
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Oh, you heard Robert.
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I don't think this is what he meant by
dress code.
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Well, it's been great.
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I know what I'm wearing every day, and
bonus, I fit in so well, none of the
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students even notice. I'm hearing all
the gossip.
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I got a lot to say about you.
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Oh. Like what? What do they say about
me? Sorry, Lisa. Uniform, coat of
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That's not a real thing.
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You wouldn't know, would you?
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Mr. Hunt's looking sharp.
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I look sharp today.
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See, Miss Mason? That is how teachers
should be dressed.
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He looks like a student.
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He looks naturally attired, if I do say.
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Plus, he's suitably covered up.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, it's been... Way too late. I mean,
we haven't aged.
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Jerry, Jerry, come on in. I want you to
meet my pride and joy, Tiffany.
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Hi, Jerry.
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Hey. It is good to meet you. Hey,
Tiffany. How are you? Great.
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Tips here.
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Oh, hi.
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I am so happy to see your face.
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This is thorough.
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There you go, Robert.
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So, yeah, your dad showed me the...
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Picture there.
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Dad, I hate that picture.
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Look at my hair.
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Your hair's definitely changed.
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I know.
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So,
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me and you tonight.
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Yeah, no, I'm good. I'll do, I mean, we
could all have a little. You treat her
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right. This is precious cargo.
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Oh, okay.
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We should all go for dinner.
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Oh, no, me and them. Just me and you.
We'll go for a drink.
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Right now.
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Never too early for a drink. Does anyone
else want to come? Oh, come on, me and
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you. Anyone else? I'll have fun, you
two.
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Aw.
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Daddy's little girl.
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Hurry up.
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All right.
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So I love the Celtics.
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That's my favorite team. Do you want to
go to a game? What do you mean, go to a
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game? In box? How are we going to? I'm
going to blow your mind.
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Steve -O, it's Jeff.
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Hey, can you give me court sides to the
Celtics next time?
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Can we use your jet?
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Great. Thank you.
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Done.
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What? We're going to Boston. We're going
to a game.
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We should get two more tickets so I can
go on the jet.
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Bill, do you want two tickets?
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No, don't. Yes, please.
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Try some scalpers.
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Ah!
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See you later.
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Get out of here. Servant.
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He's not. He's my roommate.
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God, how am I ever going to sit in cheap
seats again at a game? You've ruined
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me, Tiffany.
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You're not the first man to tell me
that, Jerry. Oh, boy.
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I like that.
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Yeah, I must say, it's really refreshing
to meet a man who appreciates a cooler
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as much as I do.
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Thank you. People make fun of me because
I'm a guy drinking coolers. There's
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more alcohol in a cooler.
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Why would anyone choose a beer when you
can have liquid candy in a bottle?
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No yeast in a cooler. None. No one's
ever had a raspberry infection, have
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I should call my doctor.
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Hey,
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Robert told me you are an accomplished
athlete. Well, yeah, an equestrian. I
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used to be. It's been a long time. I'm a
little out of shape.
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No.
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We're all. We're all.
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We're all out of shape. I'm out of
shape. You're out of shape. I'd like to
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back into it, though. It's really good
exercise.
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I think that'd be great if you got back
into shape. Me, too. I should get back.
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Everyone should be in shape all the
time.
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Or we could just give up coolers.
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No!
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No, no.
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Let's do a shot.
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Why not?
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You choose. A shot? You choose. Pick
something green for the Celtics. Right.
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Hey, you guys have been dating for a
while, right?
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Yeah. And you're both happy? So happy.
Yeah.
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Obviously, Keegan, that you're happy. I
get that.
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But you're good with this, Laurie?
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Couldn't be better, sir.
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Couldn't be better.
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Well, what makes it work?
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We're best friends, sir. We think the
same things are funny.
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We have so much in common, and we just
hang out together all the time.
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But when you first saw each other, when
you first saw each other, let's go back
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to that day, you didn't know all that.
You didn't know all that stuff.
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And I get, Keegan, that when you saw
Lori, you were like, what?
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Shut the front door.
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You hit the jackpot, right? Like, that's
what people say. You're like, jackpot.
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You still felt that when you... Well, I
think it was just... Okay, this is
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really more of a Lori question.
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Do you see what I'm saying? I don't
understand.
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Let's...
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Be honest, when you looked back, what
did you see?
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Keegan.
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Keegan. Haven't you ever just clicked
with somebody, sir?
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Yeah, I have.
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It's great, isn't it?
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Yeah, it is great.
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All right, Bobby, you're in charge.
Let's get this show on the road. Yeah,
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problem. Okay, can everybody just look
this way? Actually, Dwyer, can you go
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stand over there?
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And, uh, wow, that is a tight shirt.
What's wrong? Nothing. Nope, all.
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It's good. Yeah, can you go stand in
front there?
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Can everybody look supportive?
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This is our new school poster, you know.
We're trying to show that we are
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working hard for your kids.
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Okay?
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Yeah, convey that. Nice.
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Okay, stand by.
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There's going to be a couple in a row.
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Stop it.
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Okay, smile, everyone.
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Hey, Tiffany, you're back.
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Oh, hey, Jerry.
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Just meeting Dad for lunch. Oh, I'm just
going to get a coffee if you... No,
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thanks.
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Want a coffee? Okay.
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I'll be with you in a second,
sweetheart.
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No hurry, Dad.
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Duncan, Tiffany told me she had a very
nice time last night. Thanks for doing
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that. No!
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That's so funny.
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Paul's just telling me a crazy story
about his ex.
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That's what you guys have in common.
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Exes.
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Recently single.
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Recently dumped.
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That's tough.
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We have a lot in common. Sports.
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Coolers, liquid candy, remember?
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That is true.
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Ready to go? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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We have a lot in common.
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What a woman.
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What'd you say? What a woman.
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No, no arguments. I want that assignment
on my desk tomorrow or it's two weeks
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detention.
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Lisa, what are you doing?
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What? Go easy on Elliot.
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His parents are in the middle of an epic
divorce.
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Oh, I didn't know.
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That's all anyone's talking about. Well,
that and Kelly's colostomy bag. It was
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tragic at first, but she is killing it.
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Wow. Really out of the loop, huh?
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I want to be in the loop.
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You're obviously jealous.
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I'm not jealous.
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Then why do you care about our
conversation with Dwyer? I don't care.
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face it. You're into her.
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I'm not into her, okay? Look at her,
look at me.
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Obviously, we're not a match.
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It's pretty superficial.
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Oh, God, you're calling me superficial.
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You have a different hot girl coming out
of your room every week. Yeah, I'm
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shallow. It's a difference, Jerry.
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Superficial is when you think it.
Shallow is when you live it.
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Well, I think I should live it.
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You can't. The heart wants what the
heart wants.
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My heart wants meaningless sex.
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Your heart wants something more. Why
can't it work? I mean, who cares, right?
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get along so well with her. I could hang
out with her all day. She gets tickets,
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jets. It's just like sports.
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She talked about getting in shape. She
talked about getting... What if she got
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back in shape and looked like she did in
that picture? Then everything's
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perfect.
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Okay. That's pretty shallow.
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Oh, God.
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It's not shallow.
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It's honest.
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Hey,
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there you are.
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I'm changing my shirt.
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Do you want a coffee? No, no, just come
to the town. Get one after.
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Did you see the Celtics last night? How
good was that game? Oh, my God.
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Fire!
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Can I offer the lady?
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At a coffee shop?
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How much for all of them?
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I will get a flower.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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What? You're not going to buy me a rose,
are you? I don't have to, but... Jerry,
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I know you know that.
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It's just a coffee.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no.
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Like, nothing's going to happen. No, I
just, I never know what this, when they
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do this. They trap you.
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That's a no on the flower? That's a no
on the flower.
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You could go. You should go take the
rose. It was a joke, bad joke.
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I want... Out of curiosity, why are you
saying... That nothing's going to... I
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mean, I know it's just friends, but
why... It's just this would never work
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between the two of them. Yeah, no, no. I
don't think... I never thought it would
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either, but why are you saying it
wouldn't work out? You know, it... I'm
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attracted to... I'm sure
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other girls are. I bet other girls are.
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Not me, though. You are not attracted.
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Please stop. I know I'm not Brad Pitt. I
get that. But I think I hold my own. I
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thought I did.
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I'm... What is... Let's figure out.
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Let's pinpoint.
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Don't do that. What if I could fix it?
Maybe I could fix... Your teeth.
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Your teeth are way too big for your
head.
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00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:07,660
I mean... They're gigantic. They're
gigantic.
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Way too big for your head.
357
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This is...
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My teeth are the reason we can't hang
out. And sometimes you're distracted
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00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:22,109
easily. And... Yeah.
360
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:28,210
I'm going to go. So the Celtics game,
we're not doing that, obviously.
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Thank you for coming. I'm going to go.
Okay. All right? Okay.
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00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:32,530
Wow.
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00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:36,330
There's... It's taking toll.
364
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:40,150
Yeah, well, you're... Huh.
365
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:44,050
Easy peasy.
366
00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:47,210
Equestrian, huh?
367
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Hello.
368
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,510
Up, up, up, up. Short skirt alert.
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Short skirt alert.
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00:17:55,190 --> 00:18:00,610
I'm going to have to write you up
because that skirt is too short. Miss
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Mr. Cheely.
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00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:04,550
Um, what are you doing?
373
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I'm wearing the school uniform. I'm
blending in just like Simon.
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00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:11,050
Hey, I started a trend.
375
00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:12,270
I love it.
376
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,410
Cool. No, not cool.
377
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:22,290
You can't be parading around the
hallways dressed up as a slutty
378
00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:24,970
school. Why not? Simon wears the
uniform.
379
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,330
Because it's different.
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00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:32,590
How is it different? Well, people have
fantasies about what you're doing, and
381
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it's not appropriate.
382
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:34,589
That's true.
383
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Nobody has a fantasy about that.
384
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:38,010
Um, excuse me?
385
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:41,370
I know someone in my senior biology
class who might disagree.
386
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Oh.
387
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,300
Donald. Donald?
388
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
No, it's Michael.
389
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Donald. No.
390
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,640
I hadn't even considered Donald.
391
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Irregardlessly.
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The point is, you can't dress like that.
Hey, sexy.
393
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Excuse me.
394
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,480
Sorry, miss.
395
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:06,360
I'm going to go to Johnny. Wow. That
seems my point. I want you to go back to
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your classroom and take that off.
397
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,600
Let me do that out in the bathroom.
398
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:12,290
Same goes for you, Simon. No more
uniforms on staff.
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00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:13,730
Do I make myself clear? What? No.
400
00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:15,410
Yes.
401
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Good.
402
00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:22,250
Thank you very much, Miss Mason.
403
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I'm going to wear this to barrels.
404
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:33,950
Here's my attendance, Trudy.
405
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:38,050
Hey, Trudy. If you would have...
406
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:42,500
Pick something on me that was a little
bit unattractive. Teeth.
407
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,240
Way too big for your head.
408
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:46,580
No, they're not.
409
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:47,780
See?
410
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:50,860
All right. Yeah. Question.
411
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:56,040
There was something about my appearance
that you might say is a little bit
412
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,520
unattractive. Your top four teeth.
413
00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:58,820
What? Yeah.
414
00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:06,300
Maybe you just have too many teeth.
415
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,360
Why don't you donate a couple to hockey?
416
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:16,100
I think Bobby did a great job with this.
She really captured the spirit of
417
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:20,540
Xavier. And if I do say, I think the
mustaches lend us a rather dignified
418
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:33,240
Okay, look, grab the other one.
419
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:10,990
You lift me up when my hope is fading
You give me something wonderful to
420
00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:17,690
hold on to I don't know how I found you
But I'm a better me when
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I'm around you Cause you put the
sunshine in every...
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