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Greetings, Bat-fans. This is Batman.

And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

Welcoming you to
The New Adventures of Batman.

Watch us wage our never-ending battle
of good versus evil.

Ride with us as we chase
the greatest array of villains

the world has ever seen,

proving that crime does not pay.

Get set for thrills and action.

Join me, Batman.

And me, Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And Batgirl.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

In the super
New Adventures of…

…Batman.

Ah! It is just as I expected.

The perfect place from which to operate.

But it does need a little something
to make it more homey.

That's better.

Now I can get down to business.

Who are the four vilest villains
the planet Earth has to offer?

The Penguin. Perfect.

Ah, Clayface.

His talents will be useful.

The Joker and Catwoman.

Sometimes they can be careless,

but still an excellent choice.

I am pleased.

With their help, Batman and Robin
should cease to be a problem.

What is this place?

I must be dreaming.

This is a nightmare
if you're in it, Penguin.

Silence.

I am Zarbor,

and I have come from another
dimension called Ergo

to make the four of you
more rich and powerful

than you ever dreamed possible.

But there are two obstacles
that stand in our way,

Batman and Robin.

And it will be your job
to remove the Dynamic Duo.

Are you some kind of weirdo
or what, my friend?

If this is a joke, it isn't funny.

I assure you, Joker,

this is not a joke.

I am deadly serious.

Enough of these games, Zarbor.

Get us down from here and let us see
what you really look like.

You have spirit, Catwoman. I like that.

Request granted.

What are we doing here
and what do you want with us, Zarbor?

Are you ready to talk business?

I want you to detain Batman and Robin

and that pesky Bat-Mite,

who also comes from my dimension.

Batman and Robin are zero.

I can handle them myself.

Sure you can, Joker.

That's why you were in jail.

You're both fools.

If anyone can handle
the Caped Crusaders, I can.

Silence, all of you.

I will not tolerate failure.

Do you understand that?

Yes, Zarbor.

Then, as you earthlings say,

shall we shake on it?

That puts me up by a point, Bruce.

I've still got time, Dick.
Twenty seconds left.

Yes, but I've got the ball.

Not anymore.

Five seconds left.

It looks good—

Tough luck, Bruce. I won.

That ball was going in, Dick.
If Bat-Mite hadn't—

You call, Brucie boy?

Bat-Mite, have you
ever been slam-dunked?

Bruce, the Bat-Signal.

The commissioner. Let's get moving.

Hey, wait for me, guys.

I guess I'm getting too old
for this stuff.

We have a real mystery
on our hands, Caped Crusaders.

The Joker and Catwoman have disappeared
from the Gotham City Penitentiary.

Disappeared? You mean escaped?

No. I mean they disappeared
into thin air.

Cell doors were locked,
window bars untouched.

Holy Houdini. How is that possible?

That's what I want you two to find out.

We'll get right on it, Commissioner.
Let's go, Robin.

Don't… Don't tell me
I just missed 'em, Commissioner.

You just missed them, Bat-Mite.

I'm really out of shape.

The Dynamic Duo and that pesky Bat-Mite
are headed for the Joker's hideout,

and that is where you will trap them.

I will not fail.

Nor I.

Me neither.

I do not know
the meaning of failure.

Excellent.

Then I'll get you on your way.

With the Dynamic Duo
and Bat-Mite out of the way,

there is no danger now
of my identity being discovered.

Now I must get to work
on those nuclear plants.

Soon Zarbor will rule Ergo.

All right, my fellow workers,

here is my plan.

Your plan?

Who made you boss
of this chicken outfit, Penguin?

The most brilliant
is normally the leader.

And obviously…

I am the smartest in this foul crew.

You have nothing
but that ridiculous umbrella, Penguin,

while I have the power to change.

It's definitely an improvement,
Clayface.

Brute strength won't collar
Batman and Robin, Clayface.

We have to use the cunning of a cat.

This is my house, and in my house

I am the boss.

All right, Joker, we're listening.

What's your plan?

This is my plan.

That is the silliest plan

I've ever seen!

What makes you so sure the Dynamic Duo
will stand on that trapdoor?

Because there is more…

than one.

You and I are gonna make
a great team, Joker.

You handsome hunk of clown, you.

You really think so?

On second thought,
I'd rather work alone.

Now, Caped Crusaders,

I await your arrival.

- Ready, Robin?
- Ready.

Activate Batapults.

Let's go!

You guys aren't hidin'
from old Bat-Mite, are ya?

That's what I figured.

Oh, boy, I'm too pooped to pop off.

Maybe I oughta start
takin' some more vitamins.

Soon, all of the world's nuclear plants

will be mine.

Now, on to the next one.

A villain's work is never done.

That was a dirty trick, Catwoman.

And I don't find your practical jokes
very funny, Joker.

Quiet, you fools.

Yes, how do you know the Dynamic Duo
aren't already here?

I'm not as dumb as you look.

If Batman and Robin are here,

my heat sensor will detect them.

They're in my Joke Room
in the South wing.

Knowing they're here is one thing,

catching them is another, Joker.

You take me for a fool?

That room is full of trapdoors.

Holy high-rent district, Batman.

There must be
a million rooms in this house.

But no sign of the Joker.

I have the sinking feeling
we're being set up, Robin.

This floor's full of trapdoors.

The door.

They're heading for the door.

Your silly plan
isn't working, Joker.

They are still there.

Then I'll spring
my funny little surprise on them.

Gone.

I told you I'm a genius.

Batman and Robin are in the bag.

Holy bagged birds.
What do you think, Batman?

Solid steel, Boy Wonder.

No doors. No windows.

Enjoying your accommodations,

Dynamic Dunces?

That little room
is absolutely escape-proof.

So stick around, why don't you?

I'd like you to meet our host.

Are you sure that cell
is escape-proof, Joker?

Would I lie to you, Penguin?

Those walls are solid steel.

A laser couldn't cut through it.

A brilliant plan, Joker.

By the time the Dynamic Duo are found,
we'll be rich.

Yikes!

Ah! What happened? Where am I? What…

Oh, boy, after that nap,
I feel like a million bucks.

Make that a buck and a quarter.

Lasers won't do it, Robin.

This must be a special kind of steel.

I'll try the Bat-roto.

Its supersonic-speed titanium drill

should cut through that with no problem.

Anybody home?

Oh, boy, this place gives me the creeps.

What's that?

Lemme outta here!

I'm through the wall, Batman.

Good. Start moving up now,
so we'll come out beyond the house.

Right.

Oh, boy, I'm glad to be
outta that place.

Now, if I could only find
Batman and Robin.

Yikes! A giant gopher.

Help. Help.

Bat-Mite, you ding-dong. It's me, Robin.

Boy Wonder. Am I glad to see you.

Robin, would you mind
getting off my back?

Holy piggyback. Sorry, Batman.

Go ahead, Commissioner.

Batman, dozens of nuclear plants
have vanished

in the last hour and a half,

and the country will experience
the worst energy crisis in history

if they're not recovered
within 12 hours.

How many plants are left, Commissioner?

Just one. The largest in the world.

The offshore plant at bayside?

Right. You and Robin
get out there, and fast.

We're on our way, Commissioner.

Holy rip-offs, Batman.

Who could possibly steal
ten nuclear plants?

I don't know, Robin, but I have a hunch

our four villainous friends
are behind this.

Batman, what…

Don't worry, Bat-Mite, we won't sink.

Get ready, Robin.

Ready, Batman.

Retract the wheels.

- Wheels retracted.
- Activate Bat-skis.

- Oh, boy.
- Bat-skis activated.

All right!

Oh, what a perfectly lovely sight.

All that power.

Mine for the taking.

Breaker, breaker.

Hey, good buddy,
have you got your ears on?

No sign of the local yokels,
Smokey Bears, or county Mounties.

What's your handle, Zarbor?

I have no idea
what you're talking about, Joker.

All that concerns me
is the status of Batman and Robin.

We're eastbound,
and we're strutting style and…

Answer him, Joker.

He doesn't want to hear
all that foolish CB gibberish.

Where are Batman and Robin?

Ten-four, Zarbor.

The Dynamic Duo
are safe and sound at my house

in an escape-proof cell.

I am pleased.

Your efforts will be rewarded.

Prepare to be teleported
back to the cave.

As you can see, I have also been busy,

but the biggest plum
has yet to be plucked.

Make yourself at home.

I shall return shortly

and then we will discuss your future.

Ta-ta.

Hey, there's a boat comin' right at us.

It's Batman and Robin.

Ahh.

The biggest prize of all.

Holy boa constrictors.
I can't believe this, Batman.

That nuclear plant just shrunk
down to the size of a toy.

That sounds like Electro's handiwork.

He's the only one I know
with those kinds of powers.

But that's impossible.
Electro's in prison.

Zarbor.

What did you say, Bat-Mite?

Zarbor is public enemy number one
in my dimension of Ergo.

He has the ability to shrink things,

plus a lot more powers
that I'd rather not think about.

But what would he be doing
down here on Earth?

I dunno, unless,

it's because of that energy shortage
we're having on Ergo.

That's why he's shrinking
the nuclear plants,

to transport them back to his dimension.

I see him.

He's in a submarine,
picking up the shrunken plant.

Holy sinking submarines.
It's diving, Batman.

I've got him on sonar.

Get the diving gear ready, Robin.
We'll need it.

So, Batman and Robin are free.

I should have never trusted
those fool earthlings.

Now I'll shall have to take care
of the Dynamic Duo myself.

You comin', Bat-Mite?

You guys go ahead.

I think I'd better stay here
and guard the Batmobile.

Holy chicken livers.

You're not afraid of Zarbor,
are you, Bat-Mite?

Me, afraid? Don't be silly, Boy Wonder.

Bat-Mite is afraid of nothing.

Zarbor is a piece of cake.

Look at those hands.

Rock steady.

Holy scaredy-cats.

I won't add insult to injury, Bat-Mite.
See ya later.

Where were you when I needed you? Saps.

My job here is now complete.

I have every major nuclear plant
in the world inside that case.

But you couldn't have done it
if I… I mean, we,

hadn't captured Batman and Robin.

Yes, of course. Batman and Robin.

You're absolutely positive

they couldn't have escaped
from your cell?

I'd stake my reputation on it.

Your reputation's not a steak, Joker.
It's a hamburger.

You're all fools. Look at this.

Is this some kinda joke?

I should have known
that as mere earthlings,

you would be incompetent.

I shall take care
of the Dynamic Duo myself.

Holy hanging bats.
What's going on?

I can't move.

So, you are the legendary
Batman and Robin?

And I'd heard you were such big,
courageous crime-fighters.

But right now, you look rather helpless.

You are Zarbor?

Ah, my reputation precedes me.

I suppose
that little runt, Bat-Mite, told you?

By stealing those nuclear plants,

you've put a lot of people in danger.

That's right. The hospitals will run out
of emergency power in 12 hours.

Oh, you're breaking my heart.

What's our next move, Zarbor?

My next move is to say goodbye.

Goodbye?

I'm taking the nuclear plants
back to Ergo.

In other words,
you're pulling a double-cross.

Yes, but just think,

I've given you Batman
and Robin to play with.

Have an evil day.

Like the man said,

we have Batman and Robin
to do with as we please.