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Greetings, Bat-fans. This is Batman.

And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

Welcoming you to
The New Adventures of Batman.

Watch us wage our never-ending battle
of good versus evil.

Ride with us as we chase
the greatest array of villains

the world has ever seen,

proving that crime does not pay.

Get set for thrills and action.

Join me, Batman.

And me, Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And Batgirl.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

In the super
New Adventures of…

…Batman.

Achoo!

Whew!

It's like a heat wave in here.

Turn the weather conditioner
to blizzard, Professor Frost.

Oh, yes, Mr. Freeze. You got it.

Today the Gotham City
police announced

the capture of the Riddler
and the Joker.

This means that nine
of the ten most wanted criminals

are now in jail.

Only Mr. Freeze remains free.

That's right, buddy.
Jail is one cooler I want no part of.

Get it, Frost?

Boy, yes, sir.

However, authorities say

they should have a fourth-rate felon
like Freeze behind bars in no time.

Ooh, that frosts me.

Well, what are you gonna do, Mr. Freeze?

I am going to pull off
the caper of the century.

What's the caper?

You are my assistant,
you tell me.

The N-1000, fastest, most powerful
submarine in the world,

will arrive in Gotham City
tonight on the first leg

of its maiden voyage
around the world, underwater.

Hey, I've got it, Mr. Freeze.

Got what? A cold?

Brr! Why not rip off that submarine?

It's the perfect
getaway vehicle

and you could sneak all over the world
pulling capers.

A brilliant plan, brilliant.

I'm glad I thought of it.

Come, Frost,
we've work, work, work to do.

I'll show those hockey pucks.

Are you sure this new
invention of yours will work, Frost?

Oh, sure.

Well, I'm pretty sure, Mr. Freeze,

but I wanna test it first.

It better work
or I'll have you defrosted.

Ooh, I'd love to.

I mean, brr, yes, sir.

What are we stopping for, Frost?

To test the freezing ray, Mr. Freeze.

If I can freeze the lake,
then I can freeze the harbor.

Of course. Then we can escape
under the ice in the submarine,

and no one can follow us.

Brilliant idea, brilliant.

Sometimes my clever mind
even amazes me, right, Frost?

Oh, right, Mr. Freeze.

It worked. My freezing ray worked.

Soon the whole world will be mine!

Big deal.

Gesundheit!

What?

I said, how's your cold?

Lousy, and your…

Ah… Ah…

Isn't…

helping any.

What?

I said, there's the Bat-Signal.

The commissioner. Let's go.

Well, at least it's a warm night

and my cold won't get any worse.

Mr. Freeze has come
out of hiding, Batman.

He froze over the park lake tonight.

But why he did it remains a mystery.

Sounds like he's testing out
one of those weird inventions of his.

Right, and you can bet whatever
he has planned, it's gonna be a whopper.

Let's go, Robin.

Holy runny nose.

There's nothing worse than a cold.

What's happening, guys?

I know one thing worse.

Need some help on this
Mr. Freeze caper, Batman?

Thanks for the offer, Bat-Mite,
but we can handle it.

Holy ice cubes, Batman!

It sure is cold all of a sudden.

Batman, look!

It's Mr. Freeze's Coldsmobile.

It's Batman and Robin.
They're after us.

Give them the cold shoulder, Frost.

Yes, Mr. Freeze.

Holy out of control, Batman.
What was that?

It must be Freeze's latest invention.

You are right, Batman.

You guys handle this caper.

Well, that's one way to get rid of him.

Robin, activate the deicer.

That sure threw them into a dizzy.

With that freezing ray I invented,

even the Dynamic Duo
can't stop us, right, Frost?

Oh, right you are, Mr. Freeze.

I think this calls
for a little celebration.

Let's go home, and I'll treat you
to a double ice-cream cone

and a tall frosty glass of lemonade.

Oh, sounds wonderful, sir.

Freeze has given us the slip, Robin.

And that freezing ray
is gonna be a tough nut to…

Ah… Ah…

To… crack.

Right, let's go.

Is it safe?

Holy lack of courage, Bat-Mite.

I have pinpointed

a possible location
for Mr. Freeze's hideout, Batman.

Good work, Bat-Computer. Where is it?

This is a blow up
from another satellite photo

of Gotham City two days ago.

This is yesterday's satellite photo.

As you can see, it's clear,

except for the small cloud

over that mountain on the left.

This is today's photo

and there's that cloud formation again.

What's causing it, Bat-Computer?

A pocket of excessively cold air.

Ten or 20 degrees below zero.

Sounds like Mr. Freeze, all right.

- Let's get going, Robin.
- Hey, what about me?

You guys are gonna need some help.

Stay here, Bat-Mite.

We'll call when we need you.

That's what you think,
'cause I'm leaving in a poof.

Achoo!

Holy North Pole.

Only Freeze would live
in a place like this.

There's our way in, Robin.

Brr! Now, the operation
of the N-1000 submarine

isn't very difficult once you get
the hang of it, Mr. Freeze.

Holy periscopes, Batman.

They're going to rip off
that nuclear sub.

We've gotta get our hands
on that freezing ray

or we don't stand a chance
of stopping them.

- We'll use the Batarangs.
- Right!

Ah… Ah…

Right.

Freeze, Freeze.

Pardon the chilly reception, gentlemen

Let's give these pajama-clad clowns
a snow job, Frost.

Oh, right behind you, sir. Yes, sir.

Care for a snow cone?

We have cheery-cherry and groovy grape.

You're under arrest, Freeze.

You're wrong, Batman.

I hate prisons. They're so, so hot.

Let's go, Freeze.

I'm afraid you're the ones
that are going.

Hit it, Frost.

You all right, Robin?

Yeah, but where are we?

You are in my antique
crime museum, gentlemen.

I will be honored to have
the legendary Batman and Robin

as my first human exhibits.

You are full of cold air, Freeze.
We're taking you in.

You send chills
up my back, Robin.

Now, Robin.

Hit it, Frost.

I've done it, Frost. I've done it.

Batman and Robin
are through forever as crime fighters.

But just for laughs,
we'll take the Boy Wonder along with us.

Well, there she is, Frost.

The perfect passport
to a worldwide career of crime.

And soon it will be all mine.

Excuse me, don't you mean ours, sir?

Oh, sure, sure, yes, ours.

You'll never get away with this, Freeze.

We are not only going
to get away with this, dear boy,

we're going to get away with you too.

Holy birdnapping, you mean—

I mean, you're going to be
our special guest on this little cruise.

But what about Batman?

Oh, I'm going to let him
cool it for a while.

Get it?

Does Mr. Freeze live here?

Ah… ah… achoo!

Oh, boy!

Batman.

You wouldn't find that trick
in the crime-fighters manual, Bat-Mite,

but it worked. Thanks.

Thanks for what? What'd I do?

I'll explain later. Come on!

Well, what's your plan, Frost?

Brr! I think we have
to get rid of those guards first.

Brilliant, brilliant.
I'm glad I thought of that.

Get to work, Frost. Hurry up!

Holy icicles!

And now, Boy Blunder,
welcome aboard the USS Freeze.

All right, Frost, take her down.

You crooks are kidding yourselves.

Batman and the entire navy
are gonna be all over you

like bees on honey.

They'll have to find us first

and that's going to be
rather difficult…

with the entire ocean frozen over.

Batman, I know this Batboat
can outrun anything afloat,

but how do we catch a submarine?

A good question, Bat-Mite.

And here is a good answer, the Batsub.

Well, what do you know?

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Batman!

I see it. Hang on, Bat-Mite.

That was a little too close
for comfort, huh, Bat-Mite?

What do we do…
next, Mr. Freeze?

My dear professor,

I think it's high time we had
a little vacation, don't you?

Oh! I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.

And I know the perfect spot.

Steer on a heading of 27.30 degrees.

Ooh!

Aye aye, sir, aye aye.

What vacation paradise
are we headed for?

The North Pole.

Oh! I think I'm going to cry.

I can't believe my icy stare.

Somehow, Batman has gotten free.

Didn't I tell you?

Your little game is over now,

Fre-Fre-Fre-Fre—

Freeze.

Over?

My dear boy, the fun is just beginning.

I love a challenge.

Attaway, Cape Crusader.
We're gaining on him.

Why don't you make it easy
on yourself, Mr. Freeze,

and give up peacefully?

Sorry, Batman,

but I'm going to have to give you
"the cold shoulder."

Yikes!

Ooh! This is so much fun.

It's giving me goose-bumpies.

Brr, oh!

You too, huh?

This is more fun
than a barrel of cold blizzards.

I never knew the great Batman
could sink so low.

Hold it.

I'm turning this sub around

and then you turkeys
are going to help me rescue Batman.

Why, we'd love to. Right, Frost?

Oh!

Oh, no, no.

I mean… Ooh, I mean, yes.

Come out of there, you caped creep.

Oh, Mr. Freeze, Mr. Freeze.

He got… He got…

I know, I know!

But no matter, we don't need him
now that Batman's been stopped.

Batman, can you hear me? Batman?

Holy can-openers!

It feels marvelous
to just soak up the cold like this.

Just think, Professor Frost,

with that submarine as our getaway car,

we'll steal a trillion dollars.

Then we can retire here
for the rest of our lives.

A trillion dollars
is nothing to sneeze at.

Oh… Brr.

I know.

That's why I'm going to take my half

and retire somewhere warm.

What do you mean, your half?

Well, sir, I did come up with the idea
to steal the sub

and I did develop the freeze ray, and—

But I am the boss, and I make the rules.

Wrong.

You break the rules,
and that's why you're going to jail.

Frost, freeze them.

- Okay, Robin, execute plan A.
- Check.

Come on, come on.
What are you waiting for?

Somehow, they've reversed the polarity,
and it won't—

Give me that.

Wait, sir! Wait! Don't fire it.

Don't tell me what to do.

It's hot.

That's right, Freeze,

and we're gonna let it melt
this whole place to the ground,

unless you give up.

Give up?

Never. Come on, Frost.

Ooh.

Do I have to?

Now, just stay right where you are,
Professor Frost. I've got you covered.

Don't worry.

I'm not moving
from this nice, warm spot.

We have only one chance, Robin.

The Batskis.

- Ready, Boy Wonder?
- Contact, Batman.

Go for it.

Give it up, Freeze.

Buzz off, you Bat-brains.

That way, Robin.

What?

Looks like we got
the jump on you, Freeze.

Ooh, you two.

Ooh, you really frost me.

For once, Freeze, I have to agree.

Bat-message.

Well, Mr. Freeze
and Professor Frost

have a long time to thaw out now.

Yes, Robin,
they learned the cold hard fact

that crime doesn't pay.

Look at what I made, guys, a freeze ray
for whipping up snow cones. Watch.

No, wait, wait, Bat-Mite.
Hold it.

Jeez, you guys sound awful.

You ought to take better care
of yourselves.