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Greetings, Bat-fans. This is Batman.

And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

Welcoming you to
The New Adventures of Batman.

Watch us wage our never-ending battle
of good versus evil.

Ride with us as we chase
the greatest array of villains

the world has ever seen,

proving that crime does not pay.

Get set for thrills and action.

Join me, Batman.

And me, Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And Batgirl.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

In the super
New Adventures of…

… Batman!

Students, the Penguin's School Of Crime

is now in session.

And tonight's lesson
is a highly important one.

The classic jewelry heist.

But how do we get in, Penguin?

Elementary, my dear.

With our woodpecker, Lock Picker.

You and you, will stand guard.

Make certain the coast…

- Uh, campus is clear.
- Yes, sir.

The rest of you watch closely.

Open sesame.

- Wow.
- Yeah, that's great.

But what about the burglar alarm?

That, my sweet, is step two.

And there you have it, class.

Yay!

Now, we move on to your final exam…

The ultimate crime.

What is the ultimate crime, Penguin?

What else?

We capture Batman and Robin

once and for all.

Ooh!

Feast your eyes, students,

for what you see here

is destined to become
the criminal's best friend

and Batman's worst enemy.

Uh, next to me, of course.

But it's so small.
What can it do, Penguin?

Not only can it duplicate
the Batsignal,

but the Commissioner's voice as well.

Please observe.

A flawless forgery of the Batsignal.

Penguin, it's perfect.

Yes, yes, yes.

Sometimes my brilliance stuns even me.

Not too much off the top, Dick.

Have I ever given you
a bad haircut, Bruce?

Not so far.

It's the Batsignal. Let's go.

Yes, Commissioner.

Batman, we have evidence

the Penguin's planned another big heist.

Get down to the harbor
as soon as you can.

We're on our way, Commissioner.

They fell for it.

Bat-Mite reporting, ready for action.

Yikes!

Hold it.

Bat-Mite, what are you doing here?

Trying not to get squished,
Caped Crusader.

Holy delays, Bat-Mite.
You're holding us up.

You're tellin' me.

Okay, guys, I'm ready.

Not this time, Bat-Mite.
It may be dangerous.

Wait a second,
you think I can't handle danger?

You're all wet.

Ah, batbaloney.

We have to make up for lost time, Robin.

Hit the Bat-jets.

Right, Batman.

I'll show those turkeys a thing or two.

Going someplace, little guy?

Yikes!

Oh! Sorry, little guy.

You know I hate it
when you call me that.

Forgive me. Are you going somewhere?

Yeah, undercover.

I'm gonna catch the Penguin
before Batman and Robin do.

I'll show 'em I'm not afraid.

Yikes!

Yeah, go ahead. Yak it up.

But we'll see who has the last laugh,
you big box of bolts.

Holy chilly willies, Batman.

This spooky place is for the birds.

Yeah, that's probably why
the Penguin chose this site

for his next rip off, Robin.

And speaking of birds,

I think someone's watching us
like a hawk.

Everything is going
according to my brilliant plan.

Now, we'll stage a mock burglary

and the Dynamic Dunces
will trip right into our trap.

Ready, my little actors?

Ready, Penguin.

Holy bats in the belfry, Batman. Look.

That jungle bird is out of place
around here, Robin.

That can only mean one thing.

Penguin.

It worked. Here they come.

Places, everyone.
And make it look convincing, class.

Remember, your futures
as criminals depends on this.

It's that foul bird, Penguin,
all right. And a group of innocent kids.

I think it's time
we dropped in for a visit.

Right on, Batman.

According to my schedule,
those two birdbrains

should be here any second.

Batman and Robin!

What an unexpected surprise.

Caught you with your hand
in the birdseed jar, eh, Penguin?

But we've not broken any laws, Batman.

You are batty.

Holy highway robbery.

You were ripping off goods
from this warehouse.

I'd say that's against the law.

And our evidence is right in here.

If that's your evidence,

I'm afraid you have an empty case.

Holy clipped feathers, Batman.

Think you're pretty cagey, huh, Penguin?

Batman want a cracker.

You're not going to get away
with this, you feathered fiend.

Oh, but I am. I am.

Bon voyage,
from the Penguin's School Of Crime.

School Of Crime? Holy Ulysses.

So that's it.

And so it ends, students.

Batman and Robin depart
on their permanent vacation.

And we all graduate with dishonors.

Where are you sending them, Penguin?

To the South Pole.

Where they can chase penguins
all they want.

All right.

Let's see. Bat-smoke.
Bat-springs. Batarang.

Here we go. The Bat-torch.

That's one… down.

Ooh! This is absolutely delicious.

The world's greatest crime fighters

trapped at the South Pole.

Well, here's another fine mess
Penguin's got us into.

How will we ever get back
to warm and friendly Gotham City?

We only have one chance, Robin.

The Bat-skis.

Contact, Batman.

Go for it.

Huh? They've escaped. They've escaped.

And now they're coming back to get me.

There must be something we can do.

- There is.
- Yes, my pet?

Speak. Speak.

Those Bat-skis and a lot of other things

are operated from their utility belts.

If we steal their belts,
we take away a lot of their powers.

Brilliant idea, brilliant idea.

Absolutely brilliant.

Oh, I'm so glad I thought of that.

- Cops?
- Don't be silly.

My lair is absolutely secret.

It's probably my woodpecker.

Coming, coming.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Whoops! Sorry, Penguin.

And just who are you?

I'm Bat-Mite.
And I wanna join your gang.

You what?

Yeah. I'm sick and tired of doin'
all Batman's dirty work for nothin'.

I wanna be a bad guy and get rich.

Hm.

I think that can be arranged.

But first, you must pass a little test.

It's a deal, Penguin. What do I do?

You are going to help us steal
Batman and Robin's utility belts.

Now, wait a minute.

Help us, or else…

Or else what? Never mind, I'll do it.

You say that Penguin
is running a school for crime?

Incredible.

It's sad,
Commissioner, but true.

We'd better cancel his classes
before the kids graduate.

Don't worry, I'll put
every available man on the case.

Then let's discuss a plan, Commissioner.

So we can put the Penguin away for good.

Splendid. They're here.

Excellent job, Bat-Mite. Excellent.

Class, within minutes,

the Dynamic Dodos'
utility belts will be ours.

Yip-pee.

Ready, students?

We're ready, Penguin.

I gotta warn Batman and Robin.

Yoo-hoo! Bat-Mite!

I've got a special job for you,
my little friend.

A job?

Take these lovely flowers
to Batman and Robin, won't you?

Flowers? What for?

Oh, just for laughs.

- Now hurry.
- Sure, Penguin.

The last time we saw the Penguin,
he was right here at…

Batman, Robin.
I've captured the Penguin.

He's right outside.

You captured the Penguin?

But it's true. He even sent you these.

Flowers from the Penguin, Bat-Mite?

Don't make me laugh.

Bat-Mite's inside. Hit it, Penguin.

Roger Dodger.

Holy strange odors. What's that?

Bat-Mite, is this another…

one of your…

jokes?

Because if it is…

it sure isn't funny.

No, it certainly isn't.
You're very… Bat-Mite…

It's no joke.

It's laughing gas.

The Penguin's up to something.

Stand by, class.

How's it going, Penguin?

We're almost there.

Oh, don't you just love it?

Oh! This is all my fault.
I gotta get that belt back.

Jolly good work, Bat-Mite.

We have Batman's belt,
and now for the Boy Blunder's.

Robin,
Commissioner, breathe in.

We have them. We have them.

The Dynamic Duo
are minus their greatest weapons.

Oh, boy! What have I done?

The Penguin.
And he's got our utility belts.

Holy Benedict Arnold.
Bat-Mite is with him.

Come on, Robin, we have work to do.

Bat-Mite, my dear,

you are now the official teacher's pet.

Penguin, look. It's Batman and Robin.

Yay!

I mean, boo!

What better time
to make use of our new toy?

Robin, back.

Never mind me, Robin. Grab the Penguin.

Okay, Batman.
I'll get my hands on that foul bird.

We have a surprise
for you, too, Boy Wonder.

Holy smoke bomb.

I can't see a thing.

And that's as it should be.

Come, my little thieves.

We shall retire to my lair

and examine this precious merchandise.

Holy curb service.

There goes the Batmobile.

Now what'll we do?

Since we can't outrun them,
we'll have to outsmart them.

And I know just the thing
to make a penguin eat crow.

Batman, both our belts are gone.

Boy, is that Penguin greedy!

And that's what's going to trap him.

- But I don't get it.
- It's very simple, Boy Wonder.

We'll invite the Penguin
and his crime school to the Batcave.

It's an offer he can't refuse.

Then I take it,
you are planning to use Bat-Mite

in this little caper.

Exactly. Can you contact him,
Bat-Computer?

With electronic ease.

Proceed, please.

Batman calling Bat-Mite.

- Come in, Bat-Mite.
- Bat… Batman.

- You're okay?
- Roger. Are you alone?

If you don't count
all these birdbrains, yeah.

All right. Listen carefully.

How would you like to patch up
all the problems you've caused,

and put the Penguin
behind bars for good?

Keep talkin', Batman.

You're going to lead us to the Batcave?

That's right, Penguin.

I'm the only one who knows about it
outside of Batman and Robin.

I hate to admit it,
but it's a brilliant plan.

With the rest
of the Caped Crusader's inventions,

nothing can stop me.

Fame and fortune, here we come.

How much further, Bat-Mite?

About three more drenches.

And one soaking.

But that's what you said
last time I asked.

It wasn't any fun then, either.

Oh, my gosh! Look!

Hold your breath, guys.
I think this is it.

So this is the famous Batcave.

Yes, and we're the famous Batman…

And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

Your fame is about to end,
my fine fatheads.

Because I'm taking over here.

Duck, Robin.

Well, we sure know he's not from Texas.

Give up, Penguin.
We have you surrounded.

Surrounded?

You hear that, class? We're surrounded.

Okay, Bat-Computer. Hit it.

A pleasure, Batman.

Nice try, Batman.
But you forgot one thing.

Your utility belt is full of surprises.

Well, here's a surprise
for you, Penguin.

Fortunately, I have a spare.

Not anymore, you don't.

Hey.

Your luck just ran out, Penguin.

Not quite.

Sorry, I can't stay and chat,

but I have places to pilfer

and people to rob. Ta-ta.

But, Penguin, what about us?

Sorry, kiddies.

But you just flunked your finals.

Holy trapdoor.
The Batcopter hatch is open.

- He's getting away.
- He won't get far.

- Nice catch, Batman.
- Same to you.

Too bad it was a fowl ball.

Tough luck, Penguin.

Looks like your new nestin' place
is gonna be behind bars.

You mean, we're all going to jail?

But, Penguin,
you said we were gonna get rich.

Well, there's nothing wrong
with getting rich.

What went wrong
was the way you went about it.

Yes, you learned
a valuable lesson today.

Never get involved with a dirty bird.

Bat-message.

The Penguin really had us going today.

- Didn't he, Robin?
- I'll say.

Especially when he nearly flew the coop.

Well, now his School of Crime
is out for permanent recess.

Too bad his students
had to find out the hard way.

That getting something
for nothing always has its price.

What do you mean?
You get my services for nothin'.

You're wrong, Bat-Mite.

We pay dearly.