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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Previously,
on The Kardashians...

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- Let me get dressed and...
- Yeah, go ahead.

...you can do the rest. Okay.

Today is...

...Met Monday.

We're doing
so much together this season.

We're going to Vegas.

Aren't we so... lucky
that we get to do it all together?

We are very lucky.

Not a lot of people can say
they can take their sister

- to work every day.
- Yes.

We're going in the
Ohio Grand Wagoneer?

My dream was that me and
Travis and all seven kids

were in the Chevy Impala
Wagon going to family dinner.

Ooh!

Shit, babe. Shit.

I thought I was
busy before North.

Me having to be her
momager right now is crazy.

It's a lot of work.

I'm not ready.
I'm... it's like...

You're like, "I have
my own shit to manage."

- If she has a shoot...
- Yeah.

...it's like I have to be there
all day, so it's like, her or me.

♪ Wind me up and watch me go ♪

♪ Yeah, let me see you do
your dance, your do-si-do ♪

♪ You know I'm 'bout to hit
it high and drop it low ♪

♪ I'm takin' it
around the world ♪

♪ Around the globe ♪

♪ Yeah, lemme see you
move it, move it ♪

♪ Yeah, lemme see you move ♪

♪ Lemme see you move ♪

♪ Yeah, lemme see you move ♪

♪ Yeah, lemme see you move ♪

♪ Move, move, move ♪

Today, I'm shooting a Beats
commercial with Jimmy Fallon,

and he is just so much fun.

He's such a genuinely
nice person.

We've always just
had the best time.

Hello, funny man.

Hello,
supermodel woman.

May the best person win.

Thank you. I will.

Ooh.

Kimberlaya.

Jimbolaya.

I don't know if I'm
gonna see you again.

- Alright, good...
- You're doing interviews,

- I'm doing my thing.
- Yep, I love ya.

- You're the best.
- Thank you.

- Thanks for all this idea.
- Thank you for doing it.

- And I'll see you when I come on.
- Yeah, I can't wait. Thank you, buddy.

Of course.

- Hello?
- Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing?

Gonna work out in a
second. What are you doing?

Um, North got offered, um,

to sing a song for The Lion King's
30th anniversary at the Hollywood Bowl.

Shut up!

To sing I Just Can't
Wait to Be King.

- No.
- Yeah.

- I, um...
- That's amazing.

Is she gonna do it?
Or you don't know?

I don't know. Like, I
just can't decide. Um...

I just want to make
sure you set her up for success

because the world is just,
like, mean, and if she...

- That's what I'm worried about.
- I don't know if she can sing

Broadway.

That's what I'm
worried about, ya know?

I'm really torn on if I
should let her do this or not.

North is very
comfortable performing,

but she's not a singer.

You know, she raps, and,

I mean, she's been on a
stage with her dad, for sure.

But, as a mom,

especially putting her child on
a platform for a lot of opinions,

it's something to really,
really, really think about.

I talked to her dad and
he said it sounds cool.

We had, like, a family
discussion about it,

and right away she was like,
"Please, Mom, I want to do it."

And I was like, "Do you know
it's, like, at the Hollywood Bowl?

"You've been there, you've
seen your dad perform there.

But, like, this is, like,
a full other production."

The fact that she
was asked to do this is so major.

- I know, right?
- Congratulations. Nuts.

I really wasn't planning on being a
momager for, like, another 10 years!

Ten?!

My child is 10.

I still have, like, 10 years
left of work that I want to do.

You know? I still want
to be me, you know?

Little old me, remember me?
Like, I still have more to do.

Every day that she is
busy doing something

is a day that I can't work,

because she's not doing anything without
me being right there the whole time.

I know.

But guess what? This
momager is not taking 10%.

Wow.

Oh my gosh.

♪ Ohh ♪

♪ I wish ♪

♪ That's cool with us ♪

- Hello, Khlo!
- Hi!

You just
get your workout on?

Whoa, this thing is comfortable.

- Hello.
- Yeah. How you doin'?

Your hair looks
nice. Is it amber?

- Is my hair amber?
- Yeah, it looks beautiful.

- It's called Cowboy Copper.
- Oh. I got a smoothie, if you don't mind.

- Oh, no problem. My God.
- Yeah. You already know... Thank you.

That's a beautiful item
you just gave me. Appreciate that.

Wow.

Mm. Just like I
like it. Thank you.

It's not
easy being us.

- Not easy living here.
- But you look good.

- So do you.
- But you always do.

And you haven't been going
anywhere, which I like. Me neither.

I went to Cleveland
the other day,

- took my kids.
- Oh, I saw that.

- I left the gates.
- And the kids were like, "Cleveland!"

I was like, "Ha ha, you don't
know what Cleveland's like."

True had the time of her life.

- Ah!
- It was her first basketball game ever.

- Oh, it must be so nice...
- And...

...for Tristan to
have them both there.

It was so
nice, but also,

you know, I don't know if
Tristan's gonna be signed next year

- and I was like, "Let me go."
- What... Yeah, so cool.

You just never know, so I
took them and I took Cici.

- It was on her bucket list...
- Oh. That's so sweet.

...to go to a playoff game.

It was such a great
experience for my kids.

True is six, she's old enough.

She gets it. She is so proud,

and she was so excited
to see her dad play

and just be in that atmosphere.

It must have been wild to see
their dad, like, playing basketball

in front of a billion
people cheering.

They were so happy.

That's so cool.

I did have a lot of
anxiety about going,

more for, like, the public's
reaction, which is so lame to say,

because I knew I was
gonna get filmed.

Like, my family, my circle,
they know Tristan and I,

we're not together.

But it's sad that I
had a lot of anxiety

because of outside noise.

I just didn't want
to hear it anymore.

Like, "Oh, she's going
to support her man,"

or whatever people
were gonna say.

It's like, oh my
gosh, enough of this.

But, I also was like, "
this, I'm doing this for my kids,

I'm doing this for my cousin."
And I'm so happy we all did.

We all had the best time.

Um, big word on the street.
You're a actor?

- That's what they're telling me.
- Since when?

Netflix
keeps pullin' me in.

What? What
are you gonna do?

They offered me a movie...

...in the beginning of the year.

- Okay.
- But my assistant,

she was new at the time,

so she told them I
couldn't make it.

Didn't ask me.

- So, I passed on an Adam Sandler...
- She nev...

- What?!
- ...movie. Yeah.

- And, an Adam Sandler movie?
- Yeah.

- Your... Like, your guy.
- Then I was like...

Yeah, I mean, what...
he... guy's a legend.

- I would do it for free.
- Can you fire her?

Well, she actually quit today.

- Oh!
- 'Cause she said

there was too much on her plate

because I got annoyed that I said,
"The one thing you need to do

"is look at the calendar,

and tell me what time
my kids' games are."

She goes, "I'm just
getting spread too thin.

I didn't know I was gonna
have to handle the children."

She says, "I think I'd rather
get into a social media job."

- Yeah.
- I go,

"What the
is that? OnlyFans?"

- Yeah, Gen Z.
- Yeah, get her outta here.

No, I know. I just hate new
people and training someone

and somebody else
in my business.

- These people, like the work is insane!
- Yeah.

Like, asking them to do
something is, like, almost rude.

Scott is having a little bit
of an assistant crisis right now,

so here we are.

Scott's assistant quit today.

If anybody knows of an assistant
for Scott, let me know.

Thanks, Khlo.

If anyone
could use an assistant,

it's definitely
this man.

He needs a little
caretaker in his life

and we need to remedy this ASAP.

But that also sounds
very exhausting.

- Very sorry I made you wait.
- Ow!

Why are you hitting me so hard?

- Because you're a beautiful woman.
- Okay.

And if somebody's not hittin'
it, somebody's got to.

I'm scared you're gonna
hit my ass or something.

I thought about it

- but I wouldn't do that to you.
- I don't want you to hit my ass.

No.

♪ Oh! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ You know, it's worth it ♪

Are you going to give me a kiss?

Uh-huh.

Are you gonna give me a hug?

Uh-huh.

Come here.

Hi, Eric.

I want to talk
to my mom about North

'cause I decided I'm gonna
let her do it, you know?

This is like something that's
really been weighing on me,

but it's something that
she really wants to do,

and I do believe in her and
believe that she can do it.

And, you know what?

There's nothing better than having
the OG momager, Kris Jenner,

that you can lean
on for kid advice.

I had a creative call
today with Disney.

We went over and there
was a choreographer

- and they're gonna...
- Choreographer?

He's been looking
at her TikTok dances

and said that, like, he's gonna
have all the dancers around her,

and how much support
does she want?

I'm gonna go home and
talk to her about it.

- She's...
- That's so exciting.

I'm so excited
for her for that.

I mean, I think I'm
not ready for this,

but I have to be ready for it,

so I don't have an option.

You take it one day at a time,

and then before you know it,

you can't believe how
the time flies by.

She'll be a teenager
before you know it.

Yeah.

I think as a mom, you just
want to see your baby grow.

And, every time I go to,
like, a medium or something,

they always say, like,

"Your dad's coming through
to tell you that, like,

"you're not gonna be
able to stop North.

"Like, she wants to
have a big career.

You're not gonna be
able to hold it back."

For years, everyone's
been telling me.

No.

- Really?
- Yes.

When she said what?

Was it my dad telling me that
it's okay to believe in it?

I need to get on the
phone with a medium soon.

Sometimes I think of, like,
mine and Kendall's adventures

when she was modeling and we would
fly all over the world, and she...

you know, I couldn't let her go by
herself because she was a teenager.

But all of a sudden, she's in her
20s and you know, you just think,

- "Well, how did this happen?"
- Yeah.

It just flew by.

Kim is a little bit anxious
about becoming a momager,

and, you know, you don't
really pick your time.

It's not something
that you plan,

you just have to embrace it.

She's gonna do just fine.

Just enjoy the ride.

Totally.

She's an artist
and she's creative,

so let her fly.

No, I absolutely am.

Just with a lot of protection.

Yeah.

But that's so
crazy to be managing her.

I'm not that ready
to be a momager.

I'm not ready for my pant
suit and my short haircut.

But if there's one thing that
she wants to do here or there,

that makes sense,
we'll consider it.

And I loved this for
her to be young and fun

and a movie she loves.

If it's not fun, if
it's like, work-work,

she's 10, she's gonna be 10.

Embrace it.

I'll try.

Love you.
See you tomorrow.

Ta-ta.

Toodles.

Toodles.

♪ My, my, it's time ♪

♪ To take some of
your own advice ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Get high, oh my ♪

♪ Givin' me some good supply ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- Hi!
- Hi!

Are Kendall and Kylie here?

Shocker.

The typical story
of a construction.

My house is completely empty.

It's been empty for months

because we're
waiting on a permit.

Just, like, the house
renderings I wanted to show them,

Kendall and Kylie,
if they ever make it.

My goal in renovating my house
and all the changes we're making

is so that we can all fit,

me and my kids, my husband,

and three bonus kids,

and have it feel like a new space that
we're all moving back into together

and that feels like just
new energy and new vibes.

Yeah, I've been
there since November,

since Rocky was born.

I feel like blending
in the beginning

is a lot of adjusting
for each person.

Us in, in their space,

and then us being out of our
space and into a new space.

But, it's really good.

But I do want to get this going.

- Hi!
- Hey.

Isn't it weird? My
house is all like...

How long
has it been like this?

Oh, you know.

It's been sitting here
like this since March.

This is what I was texting
you guys yesterday,

but I don't think you read
the group chats.

I don't read the group chats.

She doesn't.

If I want to ask her something,
I have to send it direct.

Yeah, I think she
has us on mute.

So, that's what my floors
looked like inside.

I don't know if you remember.

I like your floors.

I'm a
good ignorer too.

I'll do a little
of both. Depends.

I'm trying to be way
less on my phone.

I got my time down to,
like, five-and-a-half hours.

It used to be, like, eight,

and it's gonna just
keep going down.

I might get rid of my phone.

I'm gonna get a house phone.
They could just call me.

It's where I am most
of the time.

This is the guest
house rendering

- that you saw.
- Crazy.

So then, this right
here is, like, that open...

- Hello.
- Hi.

Hi!

I was showing
Kendall some of the house stuff.

Nice.

And how I'm trying to
decide a few decisions.

This is gonna take,
they said 10 months,

so I'm just saying,
like, a year.

Yeah. I'm really
excited for you, Kourt.

You wanna see
my room with nothing in it?

Mm-hmm.

I've lived
in my home for 10 years.

My kids have lived in this
home their whole lives,

and my stepkids have lived in
their house their whole lives.

And, it's new all living
together in one house,

which is nice, and it is change,

but I think we're at a
really amazing place with it.

And yeah, I think it's great.

This is really, really good for
me to see these rooms empty.

Really?

- 'Cause they're so small. Yeah.
- Proportion-wise.

This
is a small room.

But when your bed's in here and
it's filled, and your couch,

- it feels big and perfect.
- Mm-hmm.

I like the size.

- I like a cozier bedroom.
- I like cozy room too.

I really
want to get it to where

our family can enjoy our house.

This house feels so
different with no furniture in it.

I know.

So this front one
is the one that Waldo likes.

And then, this
ceiling won't be here,

'cause above this
will be my closet.

I think all the kids will kind of
always have a room at both houses.

I'm definitely making
space for everyone.

My head is spiraling. I
have a lot to think about.

Which I would love if my d...
if Penelope wanted that with me

or, you know, any of the
kids, I would be like, "Yes!"

I want them in, in my eyesight.

Well, we're going to Vegas.

Mm!

It's like my first
Sprinter-818 trip.

Aren't you so excited?

Of course.

- I love Vegas.
- Oh, you do?

We love... Vegas.

- I hate Vegas.
- Me too.

I was gonna pretend that
I liked it for this.

If we're being honest, I'm
excited to hang out with you.

Uh, you're the only reason
that this is gonna be fun,

and the fact that we're doing
this for something we love.

This is the first
Sprinter outing,

- "real life" function...
- Yeah, that's true.

...that we're doing.

This is our first time tasting

so all feedback
is good feedback.

This one is pink lemonade.

- I like this.
- Yeah.

I like it.

This next one
is a blackberry lemonade.

I think I'm tasting
too much vodka or something.

- Okay.
- Wow.

Sprinter
is Kylie's brand.

Kylie's the face.

But I'm in the
"behind the scenes."

It was actually the
818 team and Kendall

who pulled me in a
room together and said,

"We have this idea, we know you,

"you love your vodka seltzer...

...and we want to do this
and it makes sense with you."

Kept it in the family.

Kept it in the family
and made a lot of sense for me.

I can't drink yet.

- I know.
- Still?

- Because I'm breastfeeding.
- Oh.

- I've got like...
- When you can, call me.

- ...18 more months.
- 'Kay.

Hey, should we
walk out together?

Yeah. Love you guys.

Oh Kendall,
is this the car?

I just
got it yesterday.

I've been
looking for one.

Well, . Do
you want to buy mine?

Can I see the inside?
Yeah, maybe. How fun.

Do you think this car is
tall? It's Travis'.

This is what you're
riding around in?

- Love you guys.
- Love you.

Love you guys.

♪ Do I look like someone
you could play with? ♪

♪ Hard core with the flow... ♪

♪ They don't really make no
body like they made this ♪

♪ You don't want
to mess with me ♪

My Mother's Days are always
whatever the kids' plans.

So each kid gets a little
alone, few hours with me.

And North made a date
for just her and I.

It was so cute, 'cause she
said to me, like a week before,

"Mom, do you want to do
something crazy with me?"

And I was like, "Yeah,
I totally will."

So she was really
excited to set this up.

♪ You don't want
to mess with me ♪

Welcome
to Valley Smash.

- Hi.
- How you doing?

We're gonna rage.

Okay, so I have no idea
what we're doing today.

We're going to
destroy some stuff.

Why don't you sing
when you break stuff

so you can see how loud your voice
goes for your performance?

- No.
- No?

Are you getting nervous
since it's getting closer?

- No.
- No.

Girl, I don't know what
you got me into today.

♪ Back it up ♪

A baseball bat?

Should I be concerned this is where
she wanted to take me on Mother's Day?

Let's break stuff together.

How 'bout let's do the TV first?

- The TV?
- Yeah.

Whoa!

This is a fax machine?

Who faxes anymore?

I do not...

I do not
like this experience.

Go!

No. No. No.

But, as a parent, you'll
do anything with your kids.

So... hey.

You go. Go.

- Woo!
- Left-handed.

Look-it, I just shattered
the front. Yeah!

This one's for when my
kids beg me for things.

This one is for...

...this fly in my face.

This one is for no one ever
letting me just sleep in.

This one is for...

exes.

You know who you are.

♪ Make the feeling come alive ♪

Woo!

Whoa!

♪ Make the feeling come alive ♪

We're a good team.

Did you like this?

I loved it.
It was so fun.

Nothing more I would've
rather done on Mother's Day.

♪ That, that, that, that,
that, that, that move ♪

- You want a Starbucks?
- Yeah.

Did you just give him $2?

Yeah. You don't tip?

Yeah, but not $2.

How much would you tip?

- You gotta tip 20% of that.
- Wait.

I'm not tipping 20% for
them to come down here.

You got a $50 Starbucks
then you gave them $2?

So they're gonna be in
your car, they'll be like,

"Look at this
just gave me $2.

Hawk tuah."

Hell yeah. That's
going viral right now.

- You see that girl?
- Yeah.

She's not wrong.

♪ Do it, do it, yeah ♪

♪ Move it, move it, move it ♪

♪ Move ♪

Khloverton!

- Hello.
- How the hell are ya?

- How the hell are ya?
- You look gorgeous.

Oh, thank you.

- How are ya?
- Hi, how are you?

- Look at those arms.
- Good. Good to see you.

I am here to help Scott in this
interview of the assistant process,

as much as possible,

but I also don't want
full responsibility.

So, I'm inviting Benny, who is
Scott's long-time best friend,

and also business partner,

to take on the risk, burden,
whatever the case may be.

- "Why do you believe...
- Oh God.

...being a personal
assistant should keep..."

You are not googling
personal assistant questions.

- yeah.
- I think he might need to.

So what are the question...
Oh, is this her?

Oh God. Oh shit.

Just shut up
and do this right now.

- Can I get some pens?
- Yeah.

They're right next
to you, you dipwad.

I'm not a wad of dip.

Three things I'm looking for
in an assistant for Scott,

would be professional,
you can't be sensitive.

Scott sort of needs, like, an
adult nanny, like, for him.

Like, "Okay, it's time
to get out of bed.

Here's your vitamins."

I don't know if he takes
those, but, like,

"Have some water today."

Like, things like that.

That's what I envision.

I don't know what
goes on over there.

I moved
from Georgia to LA,

so I'm trying to find
my home and longevity.

And so, yeah, I'm just
trying to find my place.

I was an
assistant for, like, five years.

I have a lot of experience
in that department.

As you
can see, I'm a PA,

I'm looking to go another route.

- You were on Curb?
- I was on Curb.

- yeah.
- Yeah.

That must have been fun, huh?

It
was. It was fun, yeah.

It doesn't sound like
you liked it that much.

Well, you know, it had its days.

- Um...
- Okay.

How about accounting
and finances?

The only thing
we use is QuickBooks.

Highly tech-savvy.

- Very tech-savvy, like all...
- Okay, you're tech-savvy.

- Tech-savvy is great.
- You can drive.

Yeah, Mac, PCs.

I can drive.

I'm very good at
Excel and Pages.

QuickBooks?

- QuickBooks. Yeah.
- Okay.

- QuickBooks' a tough one.
- Fluent on that.

What do you use QuickBooks for?

I use QuickBooks for...

um...

Anytime somebody answers
back, that's a lie.

- Mm-hmm.
- That is not true.

- Pretty close.
- Oh, my God.

But what would you use
your QuickBooks for?

- Uh, I would use QuickBooks...
- For...

- For...
- Let me think of what...

...communicating with other
people that use QuickBooks.

What?

- No. That was a big old BS.
- That was the worst.

QuickBooks is
accounting software.

- Exactly. Exactly.
- Right, but you're "great at it."

It's not a chat room.

I think we're talking
about different QuickBooks.

I don't think that QuickBooks

- is the right topic.
- Yeah.

Juan... no Juan.

Juan is not happening.

Are you
good with kids?

- I... Yeah.
- You ever had to deal with kids?

- Yes. Mm-hmm.
- 'Cause that's a big deal.

He has three.

I was talking about me.

I have
little siblings,

- my friends have kids.
- Okay.

They're my birth
control, I can't...

Yeah, I don't want my own, but
I'm g... I'm good with kids.

What makes you great with kids?

I have a big family.

I have a brother in Barcelona
who's about to have a kid,

so I'm about to be
extra great with kids.

Juan doesn't know what
the he's doing.

I think he has met
a child in his life,

but, like, I think if Scott
hired a guy assistant,

like, they would end up fist-fighting
or something at some point.

Bye, Juan.

How much would you tip

- on a $30 Starbucks run?
- Oh.

Hm, I probably would
do 10, honestly.

Ten dollars?!

- No, no, no. 10%.
- 10%.

Holy sh... God.

No,
no, no. Not $10.

How much do you
tip on Postmates?

I order it a lot.

What do you do on $30 order?

I'd, I'd probably do five bucks.

- That's what I'm telling you!
- That's horse manure.

- Five is solid.
- Alright, well...

It's like a valet.

This seemed
like a good meeting,

- so, pleasure meeting you.
- Yes.

And we will think about it
and we'll figure it out.

- Alright, great.
- Kelsey, thank you so much.

It was so nice meeting you.

Thank you very much.

Wowsers.

The first one was,
like, I loved.

Loved. And she was so
calm and cool, sweet and friendly.

What I like to do, you search
all of her social media

and see how she represents herself
on social. That's what I do.

My job here is done.

I hope Scott makes
the right choice.

He probably won't, he'll
probably hire Juan.

Be on the lookout
for my QuickBook.

Okay.

Not my business.

I've done what I
said I would do.

Scott, Benny,

more power to you, guys.

I am, uh, so concerned
about your well-being.

This is a big problem.

Big problem.

♪ Hit me, like,
here real quick ♪

- ♪ Take a shot, you know I don't miss ♪
- ♪ Uh ♪

♪ Can't nobody else
do it like this ♪

♪ Like, uh ♪

Today's the big day.
We are in Vegas.

And we're celebrating
Sprinter and 818

and we're popping by some clubs

'cause that's what we
love to do on the weekend.

Go to these day clubs.
Are you serious?

- Day clubs in Vegas?
- Um...

- No, I'm like...
- Sign me up.

Yeah.

♪ We came to celebrate ♪

♪ We came to celebrate ♪

♪ We goin' hard,
take it to the a.m. ♪

♪ I just want to be weekend
famous, slide in my DM, yeah ♪

♪ I just want to be weekend
famous, slide in my DM, yeah ♪

Okay.

I don't even remember the
first time I got drunk.

It's ironic because
I actually think that

the world, like, almost
wanted us to be these, like,

- wild party kids.
- Oh, yeah.

- Even the media wanted us...
- But...

- I remember we left, like, a party...
- I was about to say.

...and we were trying to hide

- from the paparazzi.
- Well, no, no.

- You're telling it horribly.
- Oh.

We were at a club underage and
we were with Khloé and Scott.

I had not a lick of alcohol...

- Yeah.
- ...and neither did she.

We were not drinking. We
didn't even want to drink.

We leave and as we're
sitting at this red light,

a paparazzi runs into the street
and, like, takes pictures of us,

like, through the
car, like, windshield.

- We were, like, trying...
- And because we were so startled,

the pictures are us like, "Ah!"

Like, freaking out
that there was a flash

- and we look...
- Can I see my phone?

- I have to find something.
- ...wasted.

Here it is. Star Magazine,
"Teenage Trainwrecks Exclusive."

"Scott poured vodka down their throats.
Destroyed by their parents' split.

Getting trashed at
clubs until 2:00 a.m."

"Smoking pot, crashing
cars and zero supervision."

"'This is
all your fault.'"

Wait, I'm not kidding.

You guys, this is actually
insane that magazines used to do this.

You guys, none of this could
have been even a little bit true.

You look
a little drunk.

I do.

You look a little crazy.

♪ I got what you need, like... ♪

- You guys want drinks?
- Yeah!

Have you guys tried Sprinter
yet? It's so good. It's so good

I am tipsy.

I didn't know that
you have to, like,

maybe fake some shots
at the first party

'cause you have like six other parties.

So I'm, like, doing the shots,
I'm drinking the Sprinter.

I'm, like, wasted.

It's noon.

I've
learned the tricks.

And I thought I warned
you, but maybe I didn't.

You don't want to
be rolling up just

- completely out of your mind.
- Yeah. Or maybe you do.

- Maybe it's good.
- I don't know.

- Maybe that's what they want to see.
- Yeah, maybe it's good for the brand

to be, like, wasted
at the parties.

Sprinter's a little crazier
than 818, I would say.

We're a little wild.

♪ Three, two, one ♪

♪ Bring in the drums ♪

♪ We 'gon turn up the fun ♪

Cheers.

- ♪ Three, this is what I need ♪
- ♪ Alright ♪

♪ So bad, but it's
just so sweet ♪

♪ So bad, but it's
just so sweet ♪

♪ So bad, but it's
just so sweet ♪

♪ So bad,
but it's just so sweet ♪

Welcome
to the Mayfair.

- Hi.
- What can I bring the two of you?

- Oh, my God.
- We are actually on our way out.

This is perfect.

Sure you don't want
a round of 818s?

- I... I know, right?
- We just had our drinks that we made.

- Yeah.
- Did we lose them?

- I'll be right back with them.
- Yeah.

- Enjoy your evening. Thank you.
- Thank you.

♪ You make me feel so alive ♪

- Thank you so much.
- Genius.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Cheers, sister.
- Cheers.

You don't think anyone poisoned us while
they were sitting over there, right?

I hope not, but this would be a
really good last day with you.

- Today has been a success.
- Yeah.

Always makes everything a little bit
easier to do it with either a friend

or your sister, so I'm happy.

I'm very happy.

It's been the greatest sister time.

♪ I don't wanna be here ♪

♪ Unless it's with you, you ♪

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- ♪ I'm sticking with you 'til I die ♪
- Bye.

♪ 'Cause I don't wanna be here ♪

♪ Unless it's with you, you ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Get ready to go ♪

She's having so much
fun with vocal lessons.

People say, like, "How can
you tell if it's gonna work?"

And, and it really comes down
to if they're excited about it,

it'll work.

If they're nervous about
it, it probably won't.

- That's the key.
- And it's...

And there's, like,
she's not nervous.

Rehearsal is so crazy.

North has been practicing
with a vocal coach

and she only has, like,
four days to rehearse.

Mm-hmm.

This is a big responsibility
for a little kid, ya know?

Up on the stage with
these amazing performers

and Jennifer Hudson and,

and these amazing
award-winning singers,

like, the 65 dancers,

the hundred-piece
orchestra behind her.

And I'm just like, "Oh my
God, like, this is insane."

Here we
go, in five, four, three, two...

It was just no big deal.

She just, like, walked out there
and was like, "I got this."

And it was just cute to see.

She does it a few times.

They're so great.

And then the next
rehearsal the next day,

it's like, the full production.

Everyone from Disney's there.

Hey, North.
It's so nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- We're so happy you're doing this.

- It's amazing.
- I'm so happy I'm doing this.

I already
know what's coming,

you know, that she's
not Whitney Houston.

Duh.

"Oh, she got the job
'cause of her parents."

North is the moment.

They want to see North West on a
TikTok, on a this, on a anything,

because she's a personality,

a performer.

And if anyone wants
to hate on a child

that is having the
time of their lives,

you.

Okay.

Hi.

- We...
- I'll get in the back in the middle.

No, no, I'm getting in the back.
Thank you so much. I love you.

You're gonna sit next to
Chicago. She can't wait.

♪ Chicago ♪

Me, True, Storm, Chi,
and Kris "Lovey" Jenner,

we are all going to
the Hollywood Bowl

to see North West perform
a song for The Lion King.

Yay!

Yeah! That's the energy.

Are you excited
to see your sister? Yeah?

This is North's big night.

The Hollywood Bowl, people!

I know it's gonna go great

and I know she's used to
performing and she's an artist.

An artiste.

I'm just really
nervous but excited.

But nervous.

But excited.

No.

- Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna eat you.

I'm gonna eat you!

♪ I'm
gonna eat you ♪

God bless Khloé.

- ♪ Are you ready? ♪
- ♪ For what? ♪

- ♪ To pop ♪
- ♪ Pop what? ♪

♪ Pop See Ko! ♪

♪ My hands are high,
my feet are low ♪

♪ And this is how I pop see ko ♪

♪ Pop see ko ♪

♪ Pop-pop see ko ♪

♪ Pop see ko ♪

♪ Pop-pop see ko ♪

I have paid my dues
for many, many years

and I love a good scream, but...

♪ Pop see ko ♪

♪ Pop-pop see... ♪

Hey.

Mom, they're just singing.

This night
is about North.

But I love chaos though.
Love a little chaos.

Yeah, Lovey gets
stressed out very easily.

♪ Get ready, get ready ♪

♪ Kick it into overdrive ♪

♪ Hello, it's me again ♪

♪ Turnin' down up
and take a spin ♪

- ♪ You heard? ♪
- ♪ Yes, I did ♪

♪ Start it now and
it'll never end ♪

Okay guys, we have about an
hour-and-a-half countdown for glam.

Wait, those look
like two little ears.

That would
be a cute hairstyle.

It is opening night and I
just couldn't be more proud

and more nervous.

And more emotional.

I'm, like, gonna just
cry the whole time, so...

We're here at the
Hollywood Bowl,

- and it's really crazy that my baby...
- It's not that crazy.

It is that crazy.

It is.

Look at that face.

- Count on North.
- Yes.

Okay. You want it about you?

Okay. Put the camera on you.

Put the camera on North. She
wants it on herself, please.

Her first concert was
at the Hollywood Bowl

to see her dad on stage.

So, like, to see a decade later

the roles reverse in
the same dressing room

is just, like, so
surreal for me.

Life is crazy.

That's wild to me.
You don't think?

She's like,
"Yeah, um, anyways."

- She's goofing off. But...
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

- That's so wild.
- ...what I'm so proud about, Northy,

is how prepared you have been.

You're not nervous 'cause
you've been practicing.

Absolutely not.

I couldn't do what she was doing
on Dancing with the Stars at 30.

So, no.

Like, I froze.

So I'm like, she
still is half me.

Is she gonna freeze, you know?

You're just like...

Thank you so much.

Oh, there's Sainty.

♪ Hey, here we go like,
la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Here we go like that ♪

♪ La, la, la, la ♪

- Hi.
- Hi.

North made me an auntie
for the first time.

She and I have a really
special relationship

and I know that Kim
really appreciates it.

I will always be
there for North.

- Your outfit's so cool, Northy.
- So good.

Where do you think
she learned it?

This is North's world,
'kay? I love you.

Kill it, North. Good luck.

See you out there.

Hi! You're with me.

Mwah!

Hey, Mom.

I haven't seen you in so long.

I love that we do
all come together

and can be there for each
other in these big moments.

Don't play with that
because they're filming you.

Okay, I'm surprisingly
not that nervous,

so that means that
she's gonna kill it.

Per ush.

The number one job
being a momager

is always being a mom first.

But when my mom
walks into a room

and I'm getting ready and
we're going out somewhere,

without fail, she'll say,

"Do you have any powder?"
to my glam team or,

"Do... How's my lip?" You know?
"Do I need to fix my hair?"

And I'm always like, "Mom,
it's not always about you.

It's, like, my glam team."

But, like, right before the
show, I'm like, to her glam,

"D... How's my lip? Do you
have any powder? Can I..."

And I was like, "
I'm Kris Jenner.

Oh my God, I'm Kris
Jenner. What's happening?"

She'll be like, "Why are
you using my hair people?"

This is insane. I'm Kris Jenner.

I just felt like,

"God, I can't ever complain
about my mom again."

So North, we're gonna
put your belt on with your packs.

Her dad has been involved and
he came to rehearsal and he's like,

can we change the graphics,
like, to The Lion King?

You know? And I'm like,
"Of course, of course."

And I just look at
them and I'm like,

"It will be a
better production."

You know?

Kanye and I want the
best for the kids.

And so, anytime we're
here supporting our child,

it's always good vibes.

Thank you Jesus
for bringing us here today.

And thank you that you've
blessed this young, beautiful,

talented, brilliant child,

and we just pray
over North right now.

Just give her all the strength,
power, and protection that is needed

to get on that stage and shine
the way she was destined to.

Amen.

Woo-hoo!

Amen.

♪ I go hard on the bass line ♪

♪ Yeah, you never thought
you'd see the kid shine ♪

♪ But I'ma run it
up, I'ma run it up ♪

♪ I'ma run it up ♪

I can't hear you.

I'm so honored

to introduce our next performer

who is making her Hollywood debut.

She's only 10 years old
and she's here to perform

I Just Can't Wait to Be King.

Please welcome, the
brilliant North West.

Let's go!

Please welcome...

...the brilliant
North West. Let's go!

It's the moment.

Let's go, Northy.

♪ I'm gonna be a
mighty king, so enemies beware! ♪

♪ Well, I've never
seen a king of beasts ♪

- ♪ With quite so little hair ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the main event ♪

♪ Like no king was before ♪

♪ I'm brushing up
on looking down ♪

- ♪ I'm working on my roar ♪
- Ah!

♪ Thus far
a rather uninspiring thing ♪

♪ Oh, I just can't
wait to be king! ♪

♪ You've rather a long way to
go, young master, if you think... ♪

- ♪ No one saying do this ♪
- ♪ Well, I said that ♪

- ♪ No one saying be there ♪
- ♪ What I meant was ♪

- ♪ No one saying stop that ♪
- ♪ What you don't realize ♪

- ♪ No one saying see here ♪
- ♪ Now see here! ♪

- ♪ Free to run around all day ♪
- ♪ Oh, that's definitely out ♪

♪ Free to do it all my way! ♪

I'm like the stage mom doing
all the like, you know,

singing every word
along with her for sure.

Like, embarrassing,
you know, myself.

♪ Oh, I just can't
wait to be king! ♪

♪ Oh, I just can't wait ♪

♪ To be king! ♪

It's such a proud moment as a
mom to see your child have so much fun

and not be nervous at all.

Yeah!

This is one of those moments
that it's just indescribable.

I cannot find the
words to explain

how emotional I feel,
how proud I feel,

how excited I feel for her.

This is how she shines

and I couldn't be more proud
to call her my granddaughter.

Running,
people. Running, running.

You did it!

You did it!

Oh my God!

Oh my God, North did it.

It's over. She killed it.

I just literally cried the
whole time, but she did it

and I'm so proud of her.

- Oh my gosh.
- I was a little...

No, they said it
was your best one yet.

Oh my gosh.

She's so proud of herself.
She did such a great job.

And anyone that is hating on
a kid is just like a, a hater.

And she's not there to be,
you know, Mariah Carey.

Yeah. I'm gonna go get
Everly and Ryan, okay?

- How was it, Saint?
- Perfect landing.

Wait, what did you think?

Hi. Well, I mean, I was
just crying from the side.

I don't know, ya know?

Okay, here, go with Daddy.
I'm gonna go get Northy.

Uh, Northy's right
there with Daddy, okay?

I think Kim has been the
most amazing momager.

I think as the kids get older

and as this continues
and evolves,

everyone is gonna see, you know,

maybe how much work I put
into these kids in my day, so,

isn't as easy as it
looks, huh, kids?

Yep.

Bubs, congratulations!

- From me.
- Oh, thank you.

You're welcome.

- Look at this bouquet of little Simbas.
- I love it.

Hey, what the heck? I'm
not even in that one.

I know, but still.
I liked them all.

♪ I know you got
a lot going on ♪

♪ But you ain't got to worry now
'cause the party's on, like ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Okay, come and
celebrate tonight ♪

♪ We 'gon have a good time ♪

Next, on
The Kardashians...

♪ Here we go like that ♪

- I'm Kris.
- I'm Bryan.

- Hi, Bryan.
- Pleasure to meet you. Welcome.

Wow.

We are gonna go have
dinner with Bryan Johnson,

this incredible biohacker.

Imagine if we figured out that
death was no longer inevitable.

What the?

Wait, why didn't I go to this?

- I think you read the texts.
- I don't. Now you know.

I'm so mad. You guys
aren't my real family.

I'm doing a collab with
SKIMS and Dolce & Gabbana.

How do we get Kourtney
to be in the campaign?

Ooh.

You know, she could tell me to
off and it'll be a whole other thing.

I mean, I think I just wanted
to know if you were interested.

I didn't feel like my
feelings were heard or validated.

With everything that she did with Dolce,

she just, like,
had to do it all.

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ You know it's worth it ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ You know it's worth it ♪

Here
are the analytics

coming off of North
West for The Lion King.

North West generated
22 billion impressions

and over a billion dollars
in advertising media.

Wait a minute, "North West
has 18% more popularity

than all of her family members."

Um...

Okay, we're gonna have
to work on this, North.

You're not gonna take me down.