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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:05,930 Previously on Night Court... Yet another win for the prostitution! 2 00:00:07,350 --> 00:00:09,610 Boy, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. 3 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:15,130 Oscar's giving me the creeps. He gives me the crawls. He gives me the lust 4 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:16,130 bumps. 5 00:00:16,830 --> 00:00:22,150 Matt, I'm telling you, Christine is head over heels in love with me. 6 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:23,790 And you? 7 00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:27,930 Well, I love her, of course, but I'm not in love with her. 8 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:29,830 Rod, it's worse than I thought. 9 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:32,689 Harriet head over heels in love with me. 10 00:00:33,190 --> 00:00:35,230 Frank Pepitone, DA investigator. 11 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,610 I'm working on the fielding disappearance. 12 00:00:38,370 --> 00:00:40,110 Oh, don't bother. He's already disappeared. 13 00:00:42,290 --> 00:00:44,090 A warrant for his arrest? 14 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:45,990 What's the charge? 15 00:00:46,330 --> 00:00:51,410 Embezzlement, fraud, and grand larceny to the sweet tune of 10 .2 mil. 16 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:53,690 Oh, yes, poor Dan. 17 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:57,170 Most of his friends think he's guilty. 18 00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:02,810 What am I laughing at? I'm dead. 19 00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:06,810 No, I'm not. 20 00:01:07,490 --> 00:01:13,410 Now, I am the phantom of the courthouse. 21 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,970 The lovely Christine. 22 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:23,150 The time of the phantom is here. 23 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:29,410 The phantom's court is now in session. 24 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:39,100 Christine? Christine! 25 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,800 Where are you? 26 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:49,500 Dan! 27 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,040 So, Lizette. 28 00:02:01,130 --> 00:02:02,128 What's new? 29 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:03,130 Are you kidding? 30 00:02:03,330 --> 00:02:04,690 Haven't you seen the paper? 31 00:02:05,390 --> 00:02:07,150 Paisley's back, and Cirque has it. 32 00:02:08,150 --> 00:02:11,850 I've had enough of your excuses. We have to find Christine Sullivan. 33 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:17,590 Look, Lisette, about last night... The mask ball? 34 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:23,430 Yeah. Well, you see, most of my first dates end in a restraining order. 35 00:02:26,150 --> 00:02:28,770 So, before you have a chance to dump me... 36 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:58,730 Anything? Sorry, Harry, nothing new to report on Christine. 37 00:03:59,070 --> 00:04:00,690 Oh, Mac, it's all my fault. 38 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:03,030 And just when I was ready to tell her the truth. 39 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:04,970 You never told her how you really feel? 40 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:07,410 Now she's missing and she may never know. 41 00:04:08,230 --> 00:04:09,550 She may never know what? 42 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:14,610 Uh, the, uh, the real words to Louie Louie. 43 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:18,430 You guys find out anything? 44 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:21,570 Well, we searched every lady's room in the entire building. 45 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:25,600 All we found was a can of hairspray, three combs, and a pair of jockey 46 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,880 Wait a minute. I just thought of something. 47 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,400 Christine's missing. 48 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:31,620 Dan's missing. 49 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,340 Coincidence? 50 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:35,100 I think not. 51 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,020 It's a common thread. 52 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,640 Well, they worked side by side for seven years. 53 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:42,900 No. 54 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:46,140 Their offices are right next to each other. No. 55 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,560 You're missing the obvious. 56 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:52,970 Dan and Christine share the same Chinese hand laundry on 13th Street. 57 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:59,910 If I were investigating this case, I'd begin questioning one Mr. Wing Tip. 58 00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:04,530 That's why you're not investigating this case, lamp post. 59 00:05:05,590 --> 00:05:06,710 Inspector Pepitone. 60 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:07,930 Judge Stone. 61 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:10,890 I happen to know who the phantom is. 62 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:12,610 It's Wing Tip, isn't it? 63 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:14,030 No. 64 00:05:14,870 --> 00:05:18,210 It's Dan Fielding. You gotta be kidding. Dan? 65 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:19,700 Why would you think that? 66 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,320 Deductive reasoning. 67 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:24,040 And because the Phantom dropped this wallet. 68 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:30,820 American Express. Dan Fielding. MasterCard. Dan Fielding. Video Vixen's 69 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,560 Sebastian's thighs. 70 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:39,960 Too bad. One more punch and he would have gotten a free video and an 71 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:40,960 date. 72 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:44,380 How does this link him to the Phantom? 73 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:45,840 Simple. 74 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,500 Uh -oh. 75 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:49,640 He drew a mask on his driver's license plate. 76 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,560 Wait a minute, you guys. 77 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,240 I know Dan like I know me. 78 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:58,020 There's no way he's the Phantom. 79 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:08,400 I prepared your breakfast. 80 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,940 Crackers and Clamato juice. 81 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,260 I don't want crackers. 82 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:16,900 I don't want Clamato juice. I told you all night, I just want to go home. 83 00:06:17,799 --> 00:06:19,520 It's Clamato juice. 84 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:24,460 I told you all night, you can't. We've got too many things to do. 85 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:27,200 Okay, what are we going to do? Gather string? 86 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,180 It's not nice to mock the Phantom. 87 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:34,420 Dan! 88 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:35,780 Okay. 89 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:42,420 Your job is to defend the evildoers. Oh, anyone particular in mind? 90 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:43,680 Yes, Will Sanders. 91 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:46,080 The evil man who destroyed the Phil Foundation. 92 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:51,480 Now, here's the plan. In absentia, we will prosecute Will. You'll put up a 93 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,500 terrific argument in his defense, but at the end, I'll win. 94 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:56,700 Pretty sure of yourself. 95 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,640 Don't forget to mention I'm the judge, too. 96 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,440 Okay. 97 00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:02,540 Okay. 98 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:03,760 Enough is enough. 99 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:07,420 Much as I would love to say I have a two o 'clock appointment with reality. 100 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:08,740 See ya. 101 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,500 You'll find it locked. 102 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:12,580 And I have the key. 103 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,100 Hidden in a secret place. 104 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:21,920 Dan Fielding, if this is all an elaborate plan to get me to search 105 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,140 pants, I will never forgive you. 106 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,520 You see, get your mind out of the sewer. 107 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,060 We are in the sewer. 108 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,540 No, actually, we're in the sub -sub -basement. The sewer's above us. 109 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,920 Dan, you need help. 110 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,520 You're right. 111 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:36,540 Help me with this. 112 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,320 that picture? One of these tunnels leads right to a photo mat. 113 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,860 This is crazy. 114 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,320 No, Christine. 115 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:55,680 This is my new reality. 116 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,220 Now, I gave. I cared. I changed. 117 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:03,940 What did it get me? I ain't being hunted like a wild animal. So don't call me 118 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:04,940 crazy. 119 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,860 A little defensive, maybe. 120 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:10,940 Please, enough of this chit -chat. Let us get on with the first case. 121 00:08:11,380 --> 00:08:14,200 Dan, I insist you stop this foolishness and come with me. No. 122 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:16,680 I'm a wanted man, remember? 123 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:20,960 Besides, I like it down here. When I sing doo -wop, there's a great echo. 124 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:24,700 Dan, I'm begging you. 125 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:26,920 Please, let me go. 126 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:30,720 You can't help down here. The only change you can make is up there. 127 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:32,299 Come on. 128 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:33,740 Let's go. 129 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:36,559 No, Christine. 130 00:08:38,409 --> 00:08:44,290 My destiny lies down here now, amongst the shadows and the rats. 131 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:52,770 Go, fair Christine, go. 132 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:55,550 You'll find the key in my pants. 133 00:08:58,370 --> 00:08:59,370 Dan! 134 00:09:00,350 --> 00:09:02,050 The pair hanging by the door. 135 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:21,590 Well, let me know if you hear anything. Thank you. 136 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:25,270 Knock, knock. 137 00:09:27,270 --> 00:09:29,110 What can I do for you, Counselor? 138 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:34,790 Well, Your Honor, I'm considering getting Lizette a little tipsy after 139 00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:40,010 driving her to Maryland, and getting married before the buzz wears off. 140 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,310 What do you think? 141 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,210 A ripple wine or a malt liquor? 142 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,180 You can't do that. 143 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:54,000 Why not? My father did it to my mother. It's a family tradition, Harry. 144 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:57,100 Go away and don't call me Harry. 145 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,080 What a day. 146 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:02,700 Sure was. 147 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,400 Christine! Harry. 148 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,060 Oh. Oh. 149 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:15,800 I thought I'd never see you again and you're back. 150 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:16,820 I'm back forever. 151 00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:23,730 you so much. I missed you so much, too. I had a lot of time to think about us. I 152 00:10:23,730 --> 00:10:25,390 had a lot of time to think about us, too. And? 153 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:27,970 I want to be just friends. I don't want to be your girlfriend. 154 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:34,430 Oh, Christine, you've made me the happiest man in the world. 155 00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:37,130 I don't want to be your boyfriend. 156 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:39,970 What could we have been thinking? 157 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:42,850 I don't know. I guess we were just young and foolish. 158 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:48,090 Christine, I like you. 159 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,390 like you. 160 00:10:56,130 --> 00:11:00,190 Excuse me, Your Honor. We were going to get some of my ocean food. Hey, look, 161 00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:01,950 everybody. Blondie's back. 162 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,230 Oh, hi. 163 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,670 So where the hell have you been? 164 00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:09,770 In hell with Dan. 165 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:11,750 She never thought to look there. 166 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:18,050 Guys, he really needs our help. He's the Phantom. 167 00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:19,610 I've been in his lair. 168 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,720 His lair? What are you talking about? It's in the sub -sub -basement. Come on, 169 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,720 we don't have any time to lose. 170 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:29,300 Lizette, listen, no matter what happens tonight, promise me you won't drive to 171 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,300 Maryland. 172 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,200 The sub -sub -basement, huh? 173 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,300 Thanks, Blondie. 174 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:49,240 Okay, Macaroon, what's next in our cavalcade of justice? 175 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,320 I think you'll like, sir. 176 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:59,120 People versus Smith. Breaking and entering and stealing from good, 177 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,120 people. 178 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,320 Prosecution? 179 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,380 Guilty as sin, Your Honor. 180 00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:12,300 Unless the able defense attorney has some evidence that we don't know about. 181 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,240 Your Honor. 182 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,040 I find the defendant... 183 00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:26,430 Totally defenseless and yield to the wise and devastatingly handsome 184 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:32,810 I knew it. 185 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:35,590 I knew she always had the hots for Dan. 186 00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:39,430 Dan, the hot? 187 00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:43,390 You're the one standing next to the furnace. 188 00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:46,810 Try to keep up, did we? 189 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:49,450 Okay. 190 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:53,720 focus, people. 191 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:59,100 Mr. Smith, I have no choice but to find you guilty and charge you with the usual 192 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,980 $50 in time served and death by firing squad. 193 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,080 Dan. 194 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,600 How'd you do that? 195 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:13,620 Dan, we're here to help you. 196 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,480 They must have followed us. 197 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,360 Good guess, buttercup. 198 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,360 Now Fielding is headed straight for the Hooskow. 199 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:47,060 Great to have you back, Dan. 200 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:55,200 So, what do you say after session we take a little drive to Maryland? 201 00:13:55,920 --> 00:14:00,240 You, me, and a bottle of peppermint schnapps. 202 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,040 Is the next case what I think it is? Yeah. 203 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:10,840 People versus Daniel Fielding. Embezzlement, fraud, and grand larceny. 204 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:23,520 Prosecution? Your Honor, everybody's All -American here stole 205 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:28,600 10 .2 million simoleons from the Phil Foundation. 206 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,400 The people want... 207 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,040 my case. 208 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,880 I'd like to rest my knuckles on your face, you little troll. 209 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:47,780 Defense. Your Honor, my client pleads temporary insanity due to the obvious 210 00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:48,780 reasons. 211 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,240 But why? 212 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,640 I think he looks good dressed as the Phantom. 213 00:14:56,140 --> 00:15:00,900 Wait a minute. Hold it. Your Honor, um, I would like to withdraw the plea of 214 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,240 temporary insanity. I'm not insane. I never was insane. 215 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,480 I'm guilty. 216 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,120 Dan, you're pleading guilty? 217 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:13,780 Held over for sentencing. 218 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,600 Bull, take the prisoner to holding. 219 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,800 Okay, this is my final offer. 220 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:34,460 The schnapps, a pizza, and a Series E savings bond. 221 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:55,780 the inner crevices of my cranium. 222 00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,300 I'm guilty, Bull. 223 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:01,860 Fire away. 224 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,480 Rats, you called my bluff. 225 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,120 Come on, let's sit down. 226 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:15,600 I just want to let you know that I really appreciate the faith you have in 227 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,040 At this moment, it means a lot. 228 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,820 If it means so much to you, why don't you tell me the truth? 229 00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:24,190 I think I deserve it. 230 00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:28,050 You're right. You do. 231 00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:32,270 The truth is, I didn't steal a dime. 232 00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:34,370 Then why do you want to go to jail? 233 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:37,630 Because a piano fell on a bum named Phil. 234 00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:40,530 Well, that wasn't your fault, Dan. 235 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:44,410 No, I know it, but if Phil hadn't died, I could have gone on living my life my 236 00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:45,410 way. 237 00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:48,810 I wouldn't have had to bother with feeding the poor, clothing the naked, 238 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:50,530 others before me. 239 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,650 But you're not guilty. 240 00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:54,050 I am guilty. 241 00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:56,970 Phil put his trust in me, and I blew it. 242 00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,070 I deserve to be punished. 243 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:01,290 Then I'm going to prison with you. 244 00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:07,970 My dear friend, you don't have to do that. 245 00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:09,450 Oh, yes, I do. 246 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:11,290 I lost the key to the cops. 247 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:14,810 I've got a key. 248 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:16,730 We heard the whole thing. 249 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,569 Pretty doofy, huh? 250 00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:20,150 Some of it. 251 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,299 Why the costume? 252 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,560 Well, I thought it would be dramatic. 253 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,380 Why the phantom? 254 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,740 What, I'm going to scare somebody dressed like Miss Saigon, right? 255 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,180 Would have scared me. 256 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,480 Dan, this is all very simple. 257 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,880 You're the victim. You didn't steal anything from anybody. 258 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,720 Change your plea to not guilty. 259 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,940 We'll get you some psychiatric counseling and you'll be good as new. 260 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,260 Thank you, little Harry Sunshine. 261 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,530 No. It's jail time. 262 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:54,490 Why? Because I'd let everyone down. 263 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:58,430 That money was for the needy. It never got to them because of me. 264 00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:01,610 I had a responsibility. I blew it. 265 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:09,390 Now I'll spend a lot of time in a cell with a guy named Bobo to think about it. 266 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:16,910 Hey, wait a minute. What is it? You'll not serve a minute, my friend. 267 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,460 You're a good man with a good heart. Come with me. 268 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,240 Mac, hit the light. Oh. 269 00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:25,720 You know, you're going to get hurt doing that. 270 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,700 Whoops. Hey, everyone, have you heard? 271 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,140 Fielding has escaped. 272 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,060 Fielding, you. 273 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,120 You're under arrest again. 274 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,360 Hey, wait a minute. 275 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,720 Fielding, Phantom, Fielding. 276 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,060 What's going on here? 277 00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:50,550 I'd love to explain, Inspector, but the second phantom really throws me. 278 00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:54,550 Maybe I could help. 279 00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,370 Will? 280 00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,150 Kill! Wait, Dan, wait! 281 00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,590 Let me try to explain this whole thing. 282 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:11,910 When I first met this man, he had sucker written all over him. Well, thanks for 283 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:12,910 straightening that out. 284 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:14,690 Now prepare to die! 285 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:21,150 Yes! I had a simple plan for gaining his confidence by sharing in his do 286 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,570 -gooding mumbo -jumbo. 287 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:25,150 So you took the money. It was easy. 288 00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:29,990 I wrote myself a check for 10 .2 million and exited stage left. 289 00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:35,050 And, as always, they returned to the scene of the crime. Only because... 290 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:41,030 Some of Dan's mumbo -jumbo really touched my heart. 291 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:43,830 I'm sorry, Dan. 292 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:50,140 Well, Fielding, it looks like you're a free man. 293 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:54,840 Will Sanders, you're under arrest. 294 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:58,900 No, Dan, one other piece of unfinished business. 295 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,980 The money, it's all here. 296 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:10,020 Matter of fact, it's half a million more. I invested it in a high -interest 297 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:11,020 account. 298 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:13,700 What can I say? 299 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,260 I've got a knack. 300 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,800 Well, you can take me away, Inspector. 301 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,040 Wait. 302 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:30,840 Will, I touched your heart. I made a difference in your life. 303 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,600 I've returned, haven't I? 304 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,820 Inspector, release that man. 305 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,100 I'm not pressing any charges. 306 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,300 Judge, you gave back the money. I'd say you don't have a case. 307 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,100 Well... 308 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,000 Maybe this gumshoe racket isn't for me. 309 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:54,560 I've always had a hankering to go out west and sell patio furniture. 310 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,780 Harry, take this check. I'm no good at the do -gooding. 311 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,720 No, I wouldn't be too sure of that. 312 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:06,060 No, please, here, you're a judge. Find a court that'll appoint a new head to the 313 00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:07,060 Phil Foundation. 314 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:10,620 I want to go clean up and take about a two -week nap. 315 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,220 Keep the faith, baby. 316 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:18,980 Look, Dan. 317 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,060 I don't want to lead a selfish life. 318 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,520 I wish to serve humanity. 319 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,560 That's very noble. 320 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,880 You can start by drawing my bath. 321 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,240 Bubble? 322 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,650 I got two tickets for the team table tennis tournament tonight. 323 00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:50,070 You want to go? 324 00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:51,830 Team table tennis? 325 00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:54,470 That sounds really boring. 326 00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:58,630 Since we're not dating anymore, I can say no, so no. 327 00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:02,670 Isn't it great being friends again? We can say no. 328 00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:12,330 Your Honor, it's with deep regrets I tender my resignation as your 329 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,330 attorney. 330 00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:19,010 Oh? You are looking at the new court -appointed executor of the Phil 331 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:23,330 Yeah, it's a perfect job for me. 332 00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:25,650 Suffering is my middle name. 333 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:31,630 Oh, wait up, Lisette. I'll hold the elevator for you. 334 00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:35,490 Sturdy gal. 335 00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:37,510 She'll make a great breeder. 23636