All language subtitles for My Favorite Martian s01e02 The Matchmakers

Well, Mr. Burns, I'm afraid I have very
bad news for you.

Yes, the paper keeps coming out every
day, even though you're away on

Who?

Hey, how's George?

Oh, George.

Oh, yes, you have a wonderful dog there,
Mr. Burns.

My dog is my child, Tim. I'm leaving him
in your hands. He's a happy, happy dog,

and if he's happy, I'm happy. And if
he's unhappy... I'm unemployed.

I'm overjoyed.

No, it's good to know that you trust me
to take care of him.

Well, sir, take care of him, I will.

Easy. A pleasure to have her on the
house.

So peppy.

Full of life.

What? Oh, yes, Mr. Burns. As a matter of
fact, he's standing right here wagging

his tail. I think he'd like to say hello
to you.

George?

George?

It's your master and mine, George. Say
something.

George.

Uncle Martin.

George.

Well, that was goodbye, and have a good
time from George.

Right, Mr. Burns.

Yeah, and don't worry.

Right.

George.

Now, George, what's the matter with you,
huh?

Now, George, what's the matter, huh?
Tell me. Come on, tell me.

George, look what I have for you. Huh?
Huh? Meat.

George.

George, watch. Watch. I'll bite.

Right?

Well, what am I going to do? He's just
wasting away.

Do you know whatever happens to him
happens to me?

Double.

Oh, no, not that.

That's the third batch of brownies this
week, isn't it?

Yeah, but she's such a sweet girl, I
don't want to hurt her feelings.

Anyway, I haven't gotten over the last
batch.

What a break. She changed her mind.

No, I changed it for her.

Oh, oh, yeah. Well, thanks, Uncle
Martin.

Well, anyway, what am I going to do
about George?

All right, let's see if I can find out
what's bothering him.

George. May I have a word with you?

Yes.

What's he saying? What's he saying?

Well?

Well, well?

He's in love.

Oh, come on.

George?

Convinced?

Yeah, yeah, I guess so.

Well, who's the girl?

I mean, well, you know what I mean. She
lives in the apartment next door.

So what's the problem?

He's just seen her. He's never had a
chance to meet her.

What's the matter? Is George bashful or
something? No, no, no. The other dog has

never let out onto the lawn.

They've only wagged tails at each other
through the window.

Oh, you're kidding, aren't you? You just
made this whole story up.

All right, then. I withdraw from the
case.

No, Uncle Martin, look, I, um, I believe
you, but, uh, well, what are we going

to do about it, hmm?

Well, why don't we go next door and talk
to the girlfriend?

That is a good idea. Come on, let's go.
Come on, George, let's see what she

looks like.

I'm going next door to talk to the
girlfriend of my boss's dog.

That makes sense.

Well,

it looks like George is giving it to you
straight.

Unlike other creatures on this planet,
I've never had a dog lie to me.

Well, I must say, George, you sure can
pick them.

All right, George, I'll see what I can
do about it. He wants me to open the

window so he can talk to his girlfriend.

I'll have to do it from inside, but I
can tell her how.

Fine, Chloe.

Her name is Chloe.

Oh.

You don't have to tell me. I know what
they're saying.

Oh, sure. He just said, oh, lady, by
yonder blessed moon, I swear. And she

said, oh, swear not by the moon, the
inconstant moon, which monthly changes

its circle, Lord, lest the dialogue
prove likewise variable.

George, you better let me talk to her.

What's so funny?

She likes my Martian accent. She thinks
it's very sexy.

Well, go on, Chloe. Tell me more.

Uh -huh.

You don't say.

Well, what'd she say?

Well, it seems her mistress has an
emotional problem.

An unhappy experience with a man.

Now she hates all males, and she's being
overprotective with Chloe. Won't let

her out, lavishes a lot of neurotic
affection on her, and so on.

She said all that?

Approximately. Of course, it loses
something in the translation.

She's certainly broadcasting a lot of
hostility.

It

is

your problem, too.

Now, look, if Mr. Burns' dog dies of a
broken heart and goes to that great

boneyard up in the sky, he is going to
fire me, and then we're both going to

starve. If you don't steady yourself,
I'll fire you, and we'll both get

I told you exactly what to do.

Now, if you don't mind, I've got lots of
work on this ship of mine before it can

ever fly again.

Well, surely that immense, huge Martian
brain of yours can come up with a better

idea. No, it's the perfect solution.

Take her out, romance her, wrench,
please, and restore her faith in the

your species.

I happen to be one of those guys who
can't get excited about belligerent

They just don't turn me on. Ah, the
problem is to turn her on.

Bring back the scent of roses on the
summer air. Oh. The silver light of the

moon. Sure. The sound of birds singing.
And what if she starts hearing wedding

bells, hmm?

Marsha, that is dangerous.

It could happen, you know. I'm not
exactly unattractive. And you're not

modest, either.

Well, I have a certain amount of pride
and personal integrity.

You want to keep your job, don't you?
I'm not going to do it.

Ready, George?

Ready, Chloe?

Three, two, one, go.

I'm terribly sorry, George. Heal, heal.

I'm terribly sorry. Yes, oh, well.

All that money for an obedience course,
all that dog does on command is eat.

Chloe's usually so well -behaved. She's
just been full of the devil today.

Yes, I know what you mean.

Look, this may not be very important,
but my name is Tim O 'Hara. I'm Marcia

Carson. Oh, well, it's been very nice
bumping into you.

Oh, here.

Thank you.

Well, bye.

Yes, bye now.

Bye.

Oh, wait a minute.

We've got the wrong dog.

I'm sorry. I'm afraid I get a little
flustered meeting you and all. And,

with the birds singing and the scent of
roses in the air.

Hey, well, look at that.

It'd be a shame to part them. Oh, we
couldn't. No. Well, come on.

Chloe. Chloe. Well, that's George.

Here we go.

Boy, look at that dog eat.

Ah, how you earthlings fool yourselves.

You keep saying that the seed of love is
the heart, but obviously it's the

stomach. And love itself is just another
form of indigestion.

Well,

anyway, that is a happy dog.

You know, for a while there, I was
worried about him. You were worried

your job.

Well, anyway, he's making progress.

From what I've been able to observe, so
have you.

It's a funny thing, but Marcia turned
out to be a very nice girl.

You know, for a while there, I thought
she was childish and immature, but I was

wrong.

No, as well as being mature and
thoughtful, she's really very beautiful.

And you didn't even know she existed.

Yeah. You can live right next door to a
girl and never realize just how

wonderful she is.

Hello there.

Oh, hi, hon.

And have you noticed just how
beautifully she dresses?

Oh, it's... It's really nothing.

Now, what do you mean it's nothing? It
takes a lot of thought and imagination

for a girl to look like that. Well, I
guess it's just sort of a knack. Some

people have it. Some people don't.

It's nice to be one of the lucky ones.

Yeah. Because I know that Marcia doesn't
have that much money.

Who?

Marcia. Carson. The girl that lives next
door.

Oh, by the way, George and I would like
to thank you very much for all the help.

Who was all that about?

I don't know.

I've given up tuning in on the
youngsters of this planet.

And the emotional turbulence of you so
-called adults is bad enough.

But when you get involved with the
opposite sex... I

suppose he can't help being basically a
butterfly.

Flipping from one flower to another.

Sipping from the cup of love.

But never drinking deeply.

Oh, Tim.

Oh, he means what he says when he's
saying it. But the minute he sees

flower, off he flips.

He is good -looking and charming.

He just doesn't realize how he hurts
people.

I know what you mean.

I always seem to be running into that
tag.

I sympathize with you.

Deeply.

You butterfly.

Marsha?

A butterfly. That's what she called me.

Well, maybe George knows what it's all
about.

George, come here a minute.

I think you just lost a friend.

George, come over here.

What's the matter with you?

Did you hear what he said?

Well, I missed the lyric, but the melody
was familiar.

He says it's all our fault for
interfering.

If you'll kindly remember, you asked for
my help.

That suits me just fine.

We've been fired.

By him?

And he says he's never going to eat
again.

Hello again.

Anything wrong?

Well, yes, there is. As a matter of
fact, I just had a girl slam a door in

face. Really? I can't imagine any girl
slamming a door on your face. Well, she

did.

Whom, if I may ask? Marsha Carson.

I told you, the girl who lives next
door.

You don't know her by any chance, do
you? Oh, just slightly. Of course, I'm

surprised. I happen to have heard a
rumor she hates all men.

But that's because she just had a
traumatic emotional experience.

That makes two of us.

Three, Colin George.

She was deeply in love with a man who
ran off to Mexico without even saying

goodbye. Hmm. Well, his big mistake was
saying hello in the first place.

Uh... What was the man's name?

I don't know.

Well, I've got to go cover a store at
the airport.

I'm awfully sorry about your unpleasant
experience, Tim.

I guess some women like Marsha never
mature.

And others are quite mature, even in
their teens.

Oh, yeah, well... Oh, George, will you
please try to eat something while I'm

gone?

George!

Chloe.

Chloe, what a terrible thing to say.

I'm used to humans being irrational, but
not dogs.

All I want is a little information. I'm
trying to help you.

What do you mean, stay off your side?

Chloe.

Chloe.

Wait a minute, Chloe.

Can we talk this over?

George?

George.

George.

I have a few things to discuss with you.

Front and center.

That's better.

At ease.

You are going to have to beat some sense
into your girlfriend's head.

I need some information, and you are
going to have to get it for me.

Hmm? Hmm?

All right, now, fall in and follow me.

All right, now, George, in you go.

Make it quick and don't take guru for an
answer.

George! George!

Hey, George.

Well, what did you find out, huh?

Good work, George.

Operator, I want to put in a person -to
-person call to Mexico.

Yes. The name of the party is, uh...
Howard Loomis.

And I believe you can find him at the
Del Famoso Hotel.

You! No, you don't.

I don't want to talk to you. Try and
stop yourself.

I was hoping I'd never see you again.

Well, you almost never did.

And then I got this anonymous phone call
saying you were involved with another

man. I took the first plane up here.

Well, you can take the first plane back.

And there's no man in my life, including
you.

It looks bad.

Doesn't look good.

Well, there's nothing so painful as
unrequited love.

Believe me, I know.

He's been carrying on like one of the
great tragic lovers of history.

Yes. Dante and Beatrice.

Anthony and Cleopatra.

George and Chloe.

Well, I give up. I'm going to have to
get him back to my editor while he is

still alive.

It was an emergency, Marsha. And I not
only wrote to you, I said in the letter

was going to marry you when I got back.

Marry me?

Sure. And what other sweet things did
you say in that letter?

Listen, the only reason I wrote to you
is because I couldn't get you on the

phone the night I left.

Well, I never got that letter.

Here's all my mail.

Nothing but magazines.

Well, I might as well call Mr. Burns and
tell him to cut short his vacation.

Take care of joyful George here.

Oh, boy, he's going to love that.

Hold it, Tim. Not now. Not now.

Why not? He's already got one paw on the
dog, Morg. You've got to give it one

more try. Go over and see Marsha right
now. I have a feeling she needs you.

Yeah?

Right now.

Yeah.

Tim. Huh?

Isn't that crawling?

Yeah.

Oh, Howard.

Such a beautiful letter.

Now you know why I was upset.

When a guy asks a girl to marry him, he
expects some kind of an answer.

Here's your hand.

Marcia, it's Tim.

Be right there, Tim.

Hi, Tim. Hi. Listen, I just thought I'd
stop by and... I'm glad you did.

I want to apologize about my rudeness.

Oh, no, forget it. Look, I couldn't stay
angry with a girl like you. As a matter

of fact, I thought you might need some
help, so I thought I'd just stop in.

Isn't that amazing?

I do.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

No, get in there. Come on, we're going
somewhere.

I wondered if you'd mind keeping Chloe
while Howard and I go to Las Vegas to

married. Howard?

Howard?

This is our good friend and neighbor,
Tim O 'Hara.

My fiancée, Howard Loomis.

Oh, any fiancée of Marsha's is certainly
a friend of mine.

I wish you both, well, the very, very
best of luck.

Well,

it's been very nice chatting with you.

Goodbye.

Yeah, she needed me, all right.

Take care of Chloe.

Look at it this way.

You may have lost a girl, but you've
gained a dog.

another friend of George's.

Look, I'm a busy Martian. I don't have
time to straighten out the problems of

all of George's friends.

No, no, no. That is final.

Oh,

all right.

What is it?

All right, what is it?

you sure you're not making this up?

Really?

Really?

What a planet for me to get marooned on.