All language subtitles for Mr. D s06e04 Gerry Goes to Prison

As more and more Jewish people were
murdered, it was clear that the Aryan

was rising. The Jewish people suffered
one of history's worst genocides.

Anti -Semitism still exists, and many
Nazi war criminals remain in hiding to

this day.

Apologize to Teddy.

What? Why?

Yeah, why, sir?

You've suffered long enough.

Apologize to Teddy right now.

Hillary? Too late and insincere. Get
out.

Where am I supposed to go? I don't know.
Go back to Germany for all I care. But

get out of my class right now.

Jewish people have been in hiding and
suffering way too long, and I'm sick of

it. I'm not Jewish, sir. Shh. Yes, you
are.

Any other anti -Semites in here?

I'm awesome.

No, you're not, dude. Don't lie. I'm
awesome. I'm driving around in my mom's

ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my life
gone by.

I'm awesome.

Hey, man.

I was thinking, you have March break
coming up. March break.

Then you come back and it's Easter
break, exam break, and then right into

summer. It's like cruise control.

And then eight weeks later, you're back
at school.

Why would you say that? I was feeling
good about myself.

What do you want?

This is what I'm saying. You, me,

Puerto Vallarta.

Oh, my God, just the two of us. Don't
make this weird. It's never just the two

of us. A couple of guys on a Mexican
getaway.

Aloha. This place looks good right here.
Yeah, that's a couple's resort. Yeah,

for a couple of guys. That's an all
-guys couple's resort. It's awesome.

Two -on -two everything.

Look at the stuff they have going on.
Beach volleyball.

Basketball will have a blast like a
sports camp.

Naked, why would we do that?

Golf foursomes?

Fill your hole at the 19th hole. What
the hell does that mean? Is that 19

in golf?

For pictures.

Click.

Yeah, those guys look like they're
having a great time.

What? Oof.

So expensive, though. Look, if we go a
couple days earlier and then come back a

couple days later, then it's way
cheaper. I teach those days. I teach. I

Yeah, we'll just call in sick.

You can't do that anymore.

They're on to us.

Can't call and stick around holidays.
You need a doctor's note.

I will send you a postcard. No, I'll
figure this out. Figure it out. Don't

figure it out. I don't care. I'm going
someplace hot. We are going someplace

hot.

Buddy, love you, man. Stay back.

No. Bill?

Hey, anyone going away for spring break?

Sure am.

Aruba. What?

Yeah, and we just booked our trip to...
South Africa!

Oh, scary.

Which country in South Africa?

South Africa? Yeah, which country when
you're in South Africa are you

specifically visiting? Jerry, South
Africa.

Right. If I'm going to South America and
someone says which country, I might say

Brazil, for example. You will say... Oh,
this is like who's on first. Which

country? Is Cape Town enough? Yay! See
how that works?

Yeah. Cape Town.

Wasn't it so hard? No. You're going to
Cape Town. It was very easy. Great.

How are you affording all this?

It's called planning, Jerry.

I booked mine a year ago. Dirt cheap.
Ours wasn't dirt cheap.

I started home tutoring just to pay for
it. I took on an ESL course to help pay

for it after school.

Earn a little extra skrill.

See, I want a vacation. I gotta find a
way to make fast cash.

Did somebody say fast?

Cash?

Yeah, I did, for, uh... Bookers?

No!

Not for hookers, for spring break. I
know a guy who's always looking for

to teach inmates in prison on the
weekends. Okay. Really high job

Oh, I bet there's high turnover,
obviously. Who wants that job? Pays 300

day. Three?

Did you hear? Why don't we get $300 a
day to teach here?

You do.

Every day I come in, I get $300.

You shouldn't, but you do.

Wow, where's it all go?

Do you want me to call the guy? No,
thank you. Not setting foot in a prison,

okay? I like my vacations, but I value
my life more.

You're too pretty for prison anyway.
There's another reason. Thank you,

Too pretty.

This gets a lot of eyeballs on it in
prison, I bet. They get one gander at

in prison, and I am a prison bitch.

I have a better idea.

Great, bud.

Well... Hey, sweetie.

Listen, uh, I need to speak to you about
March break this year. Oh, God, you're

not planning a trip for us, are you? No.
Why is it always about you? Planning a

trip with Bill. What I need from you is
to move our March break up a week. And

you know how hard it is to get a flight
that I can afford? I can't just move

March break on a whim, Jerry, okay? Wow,
thought you'd be a little more

supportive. For your husband to get a
little de -stressing week away from all

this with his roommate.

It's a flat now, Jerry. Okay? Well, you
should know that I am about to risk my

life to make a few extra dollars every
Saturday.

All right. Good chat, Jerry. I was kind
of bluffing there, but now I'm not.

Dead man walking.

Uh -huh.

Pierre.

C.

C for can do better.

And I hope will.

Sunu. B.

B for better than Pierre.

Yes, yes, thank you, thank you. Yes,
yes, you're welcome.

Jakob.

A for aced it again.

Jakob Walker so hot.

You know, I've never seen an ESL student
on such a hot streak before.

Jakob Walker so hot.

So hard, yeah.

I've got my eye on you, Jakob. I for I
like chocolate.

Nice try, Sunu, but it's a different
kind of eye.

This eye.

It's an eye for an eye.

Okay, that's it. Let's go home,
everyone.

Do you really not know go home?

Bad teacher.

Okay. Go! Let's go!

Get out of here! Sorry, I'm sorry for
yelling. You gotta go.

That's working.

So, it's on a voice.

Down the hall on your left.

I'm going alone?

Don't worry. You'll be fine.

But don't lose the pen.

What happens if I lose the pen? You lose
the pen, they stab you with it. Now I

don't care if they stab you, but guess
who's next?

And I don't like getting stabbed.

Capisce? I'll put it in my front pocket.

They're deep pockets.

Never lose it.

I think it's wonderful that you haven't
given up on your

dreams. You're going to get a high
school education.

Even though most of you are here
forever, it's great. You still want to

graduate. That's why I'm here. I'm your
teacher.

What's your name?

My name?

That's a good question.

Easy question.

My name is Jerry.

Did I say Jerry?

Because it's Jerome.

Jerome Dunkley.

That's my name I was given at birth.

Jerome Dunkley. Kept it the whole time.
Never changed it.

And your name is?

Superdim. What? What is it?

Superdim. Superdim.

Superdim. I'm going to write that down.

Superdim. I have a... Where is...

There's my pen.

Okay. All right. Let's... What have you
been working on?

Is this what you've been doing?

Fractions? We tried. We don't get it.

You don't have to swear. I know you're
tough.

Cursing is not something we do in a
classroom.

Dividing fractions. Let's start with
that. All you do is take the second

fraction, you turn it upside down. Take
the denominator, put it up here, and we

take the... What the f*** are you
saying?

Numerator. You don't know the numerator
and denominator yet.

Speak f***ing English.

Ah, when in Rome.

You want to know how you divide
fractions, gentlemen?

This fraction stays here.

Flip this.

My bad. This is the bitch.

Get this bitch out of here. Take this
bitch. She just sitting there.

She just sitting there. And this little
three bitch goes to the bottom.

Multiply that bitch by that bitch. That
bitch. That bitch. And you get that

bitch. Right there.

Oh, my God.

Yeah? I think I got it. Super? You just
blew my mind, Jerome.

You're a real good teacher.

Guilty as charged. Well, not a good
choice of words, but... Right?

I... I thought we could start on Chapter
7 of the Industrial Revolution.

Great. Oh, Miss Corcoran, I am so glad
you're here.

Oh, well, I'm glad to be here.

All the telephone numbers are on the
fridge.

Okay.

Why?

Would you please put some pants on?
We're leaving in five minutes. Can I get

glass of water? No, you can't. Get
ready.

Sorry, are you guys going somewhere?

Yes, we are, but we shouldn't be too
late. You do know CPR, don't you?

Oh, that reminds me. What? This little
one has diabetes, so do not forget to

give him his insulin shot.

Oh, I think there's been a
misunderstanding.

Now who's waiting for who? Okay, I'm
coming.

See you. Have fun.

Just, if you don't, can I?

Oh, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You might
need a diaper change. No, I'm not really

into...

The Industrial Revolution.

Is that the one where they said, let
them eat cake?

Um, no.

I don't.

Yeah, I don't.

I don't.

All right, guys, I'll see you next week.

Good work, good work, good work.

Yeah, see you later.

Superman.

Yo, Jerome, I just want to say thanks.
I've learned a lot from you.

Don't. You don't have to thank me, man.
Hey, could you do me a solid?

Name it. My Uncle Coco's birthday's
coming up. I got him a gift.

When'd you get him? It's a tie.

Oh, my God.

I always get ties. Uncle Coco loves the
ties.

Could you maybe drop it off for me? Make
his birthday feel special.

Man, that's nice of you. Living in here
and you're thinking of your family.

Yeah. Fifty bucks for your trouble.

Done. Wow.

Fifty bucks to bring a tie.

42 College Street. Coco's house. That's
the easiest fifty bucks ever.

I'll write that down.

42 college. I gotta get my pen again. I
keep looking.

I'm painting someone's chest.

Can I help you?

Oh, good.

Move away from my file cabinet.

Fine. Then answer me this. Answer you
what? What do you know about this Jakub

Sobreska kid?

The new kid? He's from Poland.

Allegedly. He's taking my ESL course and
he reeks of English proficiency.

Why is he taking ESL then? Oh, it's the
oldest trick in the book.

Pretend you can't speak English so your
other teachers go easy on you.

That's ridiculous.

Is it? See, he got to you too.

This kid's G.

G for good.

Hey, G is also for move the hell out of
my office.

Okay, I see what you're going for there,
but none of those words started with G.

Okay, no, I'm going.

Perfect combination of smart and stupid.

Hey, Jerry.

Wait up.

Hey, Frank.

What's up?

How's life in the slammer? Actually,
it's going really well. I'm really

connected with these criminals, so I'm
making a few bucks on the side helping

them out.

Thanks, by the way.

What's Uncle Coco doing here?

Oh, how do you... No, go, go, go.

Bye, Jerry. What? What do you mean, bye,
Jerry?

Jerome Dunkley?

I know why you're here.

I totally forgot about your tie. I have
been swamped. I can't believe you made

me come find you.

How did you find me?

Coco has his ways.

Well, the tie is in my car.

Happy birthday.

Wait a second.

Your nephew is black, which means your
wife died.

He's black.

I get it. That's how that works. Okay,
let's go.

We're so glad you could make it, Miss
Corcoran. Oh, well, I'm so glad, too.

Everything looks so appropriate.

Oh.

We're concerned because Ricky's marks
have been slipping lately.

We just need to put in a little extra
effort. Right, sweetie?

Right. Well, let's get to it. Bless the
spirit.

Tutors. You're the real heroes.

Thank you. I'll just be in the next room
if you need me. Okay.

So let's start with the Roman Empire.

Okay. Some nice background music. I like
it. That's nice.

Where was I? Okay. So Augustus was the
first emperor and founder

of Rome.

Everything okay?

Not Lauren.

Who? Mom's just catching up on The
Bachelor.

See, it's just that I made some updates.

That's fun.

Um, hey.

You know what else is fun?

Augustine. Who?

Is that normal?

Oh, Dad's just doing P90X.

He is getting ripped.

Okay.

Is that your mom?

He just gave Kim a rose.

Well, it's great for Kim. No, it's not.
Kim is a dirty hoe.

Wow. Okay.

Do you know what? I think we should turn
off the phone. Okay.

See, that's better, isn't it?

I got this.

You have... God, just leave this, Ricky.

Victoria just slapped Rachel. Oh, my
God. Oh, my God.

I'm sure I put it in here,

Coco. But it is messy.

Maybe it blew out the window.

Sometimes when I'm cruising down the
highway, my jam comes on, I roll those

puppies down. Both windows.

Feel the wind in my hair. My eyes are
open, though, because I'm driving.

Anyway, your tie is definitely gone.
Sorry, Coco.

So you're saying you lost my tie.

I lost your tie.

But I have a tie at home.

Argyle. Got your name on it. That tie
was irreplaceable.

Coco, Bob.

No, it's not. Every tie is replaceable.

Millions of ties out there, Coco.

I gotta go.

Okay? Where do you think you're going?

What's going on here?

What are you doing?

Amanda, Susan!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are
you doing?

No! I'm not going!

Amanda, Susan!

Help me!

Call 911!

I can't. My battery's dying.

What? No, it's not!

You're using it!

I love your neck tattoo.

Thanks, kid.

My parents won't let me get one.

One day.

Have fun.

Who are you guys?

Can you drop me off at home?

Really? This is because of a tie?

Like, come on. Give me a break. I can
get you another tie.

It's not about the tie, you idiot.

You have no idea how much shit you rent.
What is that on your shirt? What?

Oh, it's me and Maddie Mae. My Yorkie
Shih Tzu mix.

It was her seventh birthday the other
day.

My roommate and I were talking about
getting a puppy. Shut up, all right?

It was $5 ,000 worth of cocaine you D
-bagged, and you're going to pay me back

every cent of it. I'm a teacher. What do
you think I'm getting for... Supa.

Supa, you chipped me.

Supa, disappointed.

You've got one phone call to make this,
right?

You cracked my phone.

Who's it going to be?

Now, now.

This is serious, okay? Listen.

Yeah, can I call you back? No, you can't
call me back. I'm in trouble, Bill.

Okay? I got involved.

There was a drug. I didn't know it was
drugs.

I thought it was a tie.

What? Now I'm a hostage.

I'm tied up. He's got a saw. He's got a
saw, Bill. How much is your friend's

life worth to you?

75 bucks. I am losing my patience here.
Stop joking, Bill! 5 G's if you want to

see him alive.

Get on the mic!

You want me to pay five G's to make
Jerry go away?

Yeah. No.

No. What?

No, no, you got to pay me five G's to
get him back.

Bill, I'm tied up. I'm tied up, okay?
Because the guy's a drug dealer, and I

thought he was a tie dealer.

It's a hard pass, buddy.

Stop joking around.

Right now.

$5 ,000 or he's dead. Dead with a saw
and a hammer.

Saw and a hammer. Listen, I got...

120 bucks.

Okay, this is getting stupid right now.

$5 ,000 or he's dead. Coco, is you...
Coco, can you just take me off

speakerphone for a second, please?

Why is he doing this?

What did I do to you? Yeah, go ahead.

Listen, you know the phrase that, like,
something's only worth what somebody

else is willing to pay for it?

Yeah, sure.

Okay, I think you have dramatically
overestimated how valuable Jerry's life

to me.

Like, I could do... I could do 500.

I don't want to...

Great. Done.

Okay. Great. He did it. He did it. He
did it.

And he did it for me.

What an idiot.

Who knew?

There you go. Nice job. Room for
improvement.

I meant to try harder next time. Aw,
sweet cat.

And finally, Jakob.

Ace it again, Jakob. Jakob, that was so
hard.

Cheating, you punk.

You know, I'm on to you, Jakob.

I've sniffed out your ruse. If you
barely speak English, then you won't

I call you a sackless turd blossom.

You worthless pile of wolf -trampled
human feces.

You stack of toenail fungus.

You puddle of elephant semen. You
heaving mess of walking, talking back

Yuck -a -buck so hot.

Maybe you don't speak English. Well,
good work, pal.

Sorry about all of that.

Dude, that was messed up.

Tell me about it.

Nope, not worth it.

Hello, world.

Hello, chair.

Hello, mug.

Hello, hero.

All right. Am I cleaning up a little
here?

Oh, I will, Bill.

I'm alive. That's what matters.

You're alive.

I can't believe I met that on Puerto
Vallarta.

You're paying me back.

Every cent of that $5 ,000.

Yeah, it was actually... It was $5 ,000
exactly.

Man. Now I got a thing to... Oh, man. I
can't believe I'm alive.

How did I get out of that? You, Bill.

Stop saying that.

I love you, man.

Not sure if you can hear me up there,
Bill, but I said I love you. I'm not

afraid to say it.

You can't hear me.

I heard you.