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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,610 --> 00:00:02,569 All right. 2 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:07,230 Okay, everyone has written down their contraction word. And now we're going to 3 00:00:07,230 --> 00:00:09,330 just see if you've done it correctly. 4 00:00:09,730 --> 00:00:13,610 And then you will move on to the next person. Okay, so who's first? 5 00:00:13,850 --> 00:00:17,670 Faith. What's another way we can say will not? 6 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:20,490 Won't. W -O -N -T. 7 00:00:21,270 --> 00:00:22,270 Good girl. 8 00:00:24,010 --> 00:00:26,970 Bethany. Bethany has not. 9 00:00:27,670 --> 00:00:33,510 Hasn't. H -A -S -E -N apostrophe T. That's really close. That's really good. 10 00:00:33,510 --> 00:00:37,050 we don't have an E there. But you did really good. That was so close. Almost. 11 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:38,050 we just crossed the E out. 12 00:00:39,190 --> 00:00:40,550 Phillip, cannot. 13 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:42,950 Can't. 14 00:00:43,570 --> 00:00:46,610 C -U -N apostrophe T. 15 00:00:47,070 --> 00:00:49,550 Yep. You just need to put a little hat on the U, okay? 16 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:51,730 That does. 17 00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:54,430 Okay. You know what? Yeah, that does. That's true. 18 00:00:55,660 --> 00:01:01,680 Okay, so we will just... That is really, really wrong. That one, we really 19 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:02,780 spelled that one wrong. 20 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,540 You can tell us that I'm happy when I yawn. 21 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:10,140 Okay, great. Tell her I'm happy when the bell rings. 22 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:13,820 I'm awesome. 23 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,460 No, you're not, dude. Don't lie. 24 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:19,860 I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my mom's ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my 25 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:20,860 life gone by. 26 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,900 Listen to this. Dear Jerry, happy 40th birthday. 27 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,020 Oh, right. Happy birthday. 28 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,280 Thanks, buddy. 29 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:37,280 This was a letter I wrote on my 30th to read to myself 10 years later. 30 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:38,500 Wow, that's adorable. 31 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,780 You're probably sitting around the fireplace reading to your kids. 32 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:46,800 Tim June and Little Bill Jr. 33 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,800 Little Bill Jr. was your godson. 34 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,380 First cherish your wife. 35 00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:51,980 Nope, don't have one. 36 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,840 Must be quite a woman locked you down, you dog. 37 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:59,260 Secondly, congratulations on being a homeowner. 38 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:04,840 Do we own this yet? Still renting. Still renting, so that was wrong. Easy feet 39 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,000 with your salary, Mr. 40 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:07,660 Haddafizad. Well, 41 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:10,520 that's a lot of stuff you didn't accomplish. 42 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:11,800 Guess I was a little ambitious. 43 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,740 Nah, totally doable. 44 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:16,220 Just didn't do it. 45 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:18,460 Kind of wasted the last ten years of my life. 46 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,000 Yeah, and the last three minutes of mine, so... 47 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:26,680 Just a heads up, Mr. Carter, the chairman of the board of trustees will 48 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,599 visiting tomorrow. 49 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:28,600 No way. 50 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:31,000 Abe's coming? I haven't seen him in forever. 51 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,320 Remember the bee story? 52 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:37,780 That was so great. 53 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,420 Where's the bee story? 54 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,440 Oh, no, he definitely had to be there. 55 00:02:42,340 --> 00:02:43,340 Be there? 56 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,620 I don't think I could do it any justice retelling it, so I won't even bother. 57 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:51,010 Anyway, he'll be spending the afternoon, and I'm sure he wants to see how the 58 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:52,770 school is running under its new leadership. 59 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:54,950 No, 60 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:57,550 sorry. I was just replaying the B story. 61 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:02,610 So, I want to impress him. 62 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:06,370 I'm thinking about a theme day of sorts. I'm going to stop you right there. With 63 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:08,250 Abe, less is more. I don't know. 64 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,290 No, you should listen to Robert. 65 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:13,510 Carter seems to respect him. I don't get it either. 66 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,079 Trust me. 67 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:18,880 Quick, simple tour of basic day -to -day operations, maybe a bottle of scotch, 68 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:19,900 and you are done. 69 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,260 I think I can do better than that, Robert. 70 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,560 Guess I just thought I'd be further along by now. 71 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:29,680 Truth is, time flies by. 72 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:34,400 And one day you just wake up and you realize you're closer to the end than 73 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,400 are the beginning. 74 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:37,200 Ugh, cry me a river. 75 00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:38,630 I knew you wouldn't understand. 76 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:42,530 Just because you're not married and you don't have kids doesn't mean you're a 77 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:43,349 huge loser. 78 00:03:43,350 --> 00:03:44,550 I never said I was a huge loser. 79 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:48,590 My uncle's 48, single, no kids. His life is amazing. 80 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:50,510 Ask me where he is right now. 81 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:52,710 Ask me where he is right now. 82 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:56,530 Where is he right now? Who knows? 83 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,490 Thailand, Hawaii, Japan. 84 00:03:58,810 --> 00:04:01,410 He does whatever he wants, whenever he wants. 85 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:05,320 Guess I am free to do whatever I want. There you go. Now you're talking. 86 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,960 Baby, I am awesome and untameable. Yeah, like an unmarried poor man's George 87 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:10,960 Clooney. 88 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:12,660 Hobo Clooney! 89 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,020 Bye, sir. 90 00:04:17,579 --> 00:04:19,519 I guess I am kind of Clooney -esque. 91 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,240 Oh, I feared that they would come. 92 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,520 Where did they run? 93 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:28,460 That's about as a ferret. A beautiful, tender ferret who has now gone missing. 94 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:30,340 Makes no difference in the dark. 95 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:31,620 Oh, we gotta find him. 96 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:35,760 Not to raise any alarms, but there may have been some spills around his cage. 97 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,620 What sort of spills? 98 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,160 Well, let's just say Esteban might be a scooch radioactive. 99 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,280 Oh, yeah. 100 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:48,020 That is definitely not a normal pitter -patter speed. 101 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:49,280 At last. 102 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:51,780 A worthy adversary. 103 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,280 Wait. What? What's that? 104 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:56,520 Is that edible? 105 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:57,820 I don't eat anything. 106 00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,660 Yeah, you would. 107 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,460 It's a big day today, isn't it? 108 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:08,080 Yeah. Paul finally gets to move back into his house. Hey, where I lay my hat, 109 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:09,140 that's my home. 110 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:10,859 You done? 111 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:11,860 Today's my birthday. 112 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,080 That's what I wanted to say. Big four zero. 113 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,440 Forty. Yeah, don't look it. 114 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,440 That's a biggie. Yeah, you are super old. 115 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:25,560 You're old. You look like a thousand, so I wouldn't talk. 116 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:28,500 Anyway, age is meaningless when your life is amazing. 117 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,860 Oh. Well, it must be pretty meaningful to you, then. 118 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,660 That's funny. 119 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:36,820 So what is the plan for this evening, then? 120 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:40,560 I got the big move. Yeah, and I have a new showerhead, so I'm pretty booked. 121 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,800 Yeah, I wasn't talking about you guys. 122 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,620 Nisha, what is the plan, then? 123 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,340 Nisha. I'm actually checking out this new club with some of my friends. We 124 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:54,300 to get together once a month and just check out, like, a new hot spot in the 125 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:55,300 city. I'm in. 126 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:56,960 Really? Sure, I'll go. 127 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,880 Okay, so pre -drinks, chez moi at 11. 128 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:06,080 I love chez moi. Don't know where it is, but I'll find it. Sounds fun. 129 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:07,580 Maybe I'll join. 130 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:13,040 Stop it. I mean, I'm a tiny bit older than Nisha, but I think you're going to 131 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,720 feel really out of place. 132 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,380 Or maybe I'll just boot your man berries up into your nasal cavity. 133 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,380 It's supposed to resemble an X, you guys. 134 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:32,840 Last minute fun fair. 135 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:38,540 Impressive. Well, it took a little creative logistics, but I'm a doer. 136 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:42,340 Really going above and beyond on this thing, huh? I want Mr. Carter to know 137 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:43,340 the school's in good hands. 138 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,660 Aren't you a bit worried that frivolous expenditures send a questionable 139 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:53,280 message? That's why I'm not spending frivolously on, say, a bottle of scotch. 140 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,500 That was a hundred bucks. 141 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:56,760 What did this run up? A thousand? 142 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,020 Two grand? 143 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,180 2 ,500? Oh, my God. 144 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:04,580 Obviously not. 145 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,600 It's more like three. 146 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,700 Hey! 147 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,460 Oh, my God, you look amazing. So Berlin. I love it. When did this place open? 148 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,620 Oh, no, it's a pop -up, so it hasn't been here very long. 149 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:22,459 A what? 150 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:23,920 Oh, my God, you're hilarious. 151 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,220 Come on. Hey, 152 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,540 guys. All right. 153 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:32,910 These are my friends. Why is there no music? 154 00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:35,650 You go dancing to nothing. There's no music playing. 155 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:39,790 That's what these are for. It's a silent disco. So you hear the music through 156 00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:40,790 your headphones. 157 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:42,550 What's the point of this? 158 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,530 Oh, it's huge. Everybody's doing it everywhere. 159 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:48,290 It's a new thing. Brooklyn, Europe, New York. 160 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,150 Let's do it. Okay. 161 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:05,810 How do you turn these down? It's so loud. It's too loud. No, no, that's the 162 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:08,210 whole thing. You don't turn it down, Jerry. Come on. 163 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:10,310 Oh, it's too loud. Hey, good, you can. 164 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:12,010 I wouldn't miss it. 165 00:08:12,830 --> 00:08:15,470 Just because you're a cougar doesn't mean you have to dress like one. 166 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:19,190 Oh, really, Pinocchio? Just because you're a bonehead doesn't mean you have 167 00:08:19,190 --> 00:08:20,169 dress like one. 168 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:22,930 This is called the Berlin look, by the way. 169 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:39,190 wouldn't happen to be Jackie's dad, would you? 170 00:08:39,830 --> 00:08:41,370 Because she's peeking in the bathroom. 171 00:08:42,669 --> 00:08:45,310 I think you probably thought I was Jackie's brother. 172 00:08:45,970 --> 00:08:46,970 And no. 173 00:08:51,370 --> 00:08:52,730 It's time for the place to close. 174 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:53,669 Here I am. 175 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:56,270 But don't worry, we're going to go to an after -hours barcade. 176 00:08:56,730 --> 00:08:58,190 Okay, I got nowhere to go. 177 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,630 Right? Awesome, yeah. 178 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:01,470 No ball and chain for this guy. 179 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:04,270 Get the... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep them on. 180 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,200 Can we get a drink? 181 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:11,420 Everything. 182 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:13,660 Are you running out of steam? 183 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:19,220 Yes, I am, okay? Yeah, me too. I hate this place. 184 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,000 What's wrong with these people? 185 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:24,720 I gotta keep going here, Trudy, because this is who I am now. This is me. 186 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,260 Yeah, well, I have a reputation to uphold, so I'm not going anywhere. 187 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,580 Well, let's make the best of a bad situation. 188 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:31,739 Who are you answering? 189 00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:33,080 Oh, shut up. Nobody. 190 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,320 Okay. 191 00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:35,580 Thanks. 192 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,280 up for the little one. 193 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:48,360 She steals. 194 00:10:20,650 --> 00:10:21,650 Hey, Jasmine. 195 00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:23,470 Jerry. 196 00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:25,790 Hey, how's the ankle? 197 00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:27,050 Good, thanks to you. 198 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:28,350 Saved my life. 199 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:30,950 Nah. I'd be dead if it wasn't for you. 200 00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:32,390 Hey, BJ. 201 00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:35,570 Wow, what are the odds of running into you twice in two weeks? 202 00:10:35,950 --> 00:10:37,330 Oh, we live upstairs, so. 203 00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:39,270 You live upstairs and I live around the corner. 204 00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:42,590 But the odds of us meeting here, fate. 205 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,090 Mom. Just a second, BJ. 206 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,460 I'm sorry that I never got in touch. Your email kept bouncing back. 207 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:50,740 What did you have as my email? 208 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:57,800 Jerry underscore Duncan, a .k .a. No, it's Jerry underscore Duncan underscore 209 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,800 .k .a. Mr. D. 210 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,600 Jerry underscore Duncan, a .k .a. Mr. D, was taken. 211 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,620 Sorry. Anyway, that happened. 212 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:05,800 Bill Jr., that's enough. 213 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,980 Sorry, uh, Bill Jr., that's what BJ stands for? 214 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,240 Yeah. 215 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:18,130 Here we go. 216 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:20,570 We have a fair today at our school, and you're coming. 217 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:23,750 He would love it. You would love it. Today? 218 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:25,930 What do I have today? 219 00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:28,290 Today is... There's going to be a bouncy castle. 220 00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:31,770 And a dunk tank. I want to go to the fair. Yeah, I bet you do. 221 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:34,550 Okay, you know what? Today actually works. 222 00:11:35,010 --> 00:11:36,950 BJ loves fairs. See you this afternoon. 223 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:38,190 Okay. All right. 224 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:39,610 Yay, Wong. 225 00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:43,950 Face like a little raccoon. Body like a... I want to say hair snake. 226 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,270 Sounds like a monster. 227 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:46,840 Oh, Esteban's super cute. 228 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:49,480 Adorable little ball of almost certain nuclear decay. 229 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,860 I miss him. At the end of the day, only one of us will survive. 230 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,280 Seems a little extreme. 231 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,240 I was thinking just a twist tie on his cage door from now on. 232 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:04,780 It's go time. 233 00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:20,930 Carter, I'm Principal Mason. It is so nice to finally meet you. Call the cops. 234 00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:23,190 Lift this son of a gun in here. 235 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,430 Abe, or should I say babe, you look fantastic. 236 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,270 Looking pretty good yourself, Robert. Please, go on. 237 00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:34,370 Robert, what happened to your Hawaiian shirts and your sandals? I feel like 238 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:35,370 we're in hug territory. 239 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:36,670 It's been a minute, hasn't it? 240 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:38,410 Oh, pour some sugar on me. 241 00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:43,930 If memory serves, I think you'll enjoy this. Oh, this is above and beyond. 242 00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:45,950 Thank you. You're most welcome. 243 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:51,320 You know what else is above and beyond this fair that I organized in your 244 00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:54,880 Wait till you see what this one did. She really outdid herself. 245 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:59,860 You know, I always love to see new principals taking initiative. 246 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,980 Thank you. Shall we? Thank you, sir. 247 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:04,740 Awesome. 248 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:11,740 I think what it is is the teaching keeps me young. 249 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,160 Guess how old I am. 250 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:14,820 I don't know. 251 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:15,880 Forty -ish? 252 00:13:16,089 --> 00:13:21,890 Actually, I just turned 40. I assume by 40 -ish, you meant the lower end of the 253 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:24,690 40s. I wasn't sure about you at first, but you're funny. 254 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:25,970 Oh, careful, Bill Jr. 255 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,289 It's okay. 256 00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:30,930 It's good to see you're not smothering your kid. 257 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:32,130 A lot of parents do that. 258 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:34,110 Scared kids become scared adults. 259 00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,150 I want him to learn to take risks. 260 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:37,930 So you're a risk taker. 261 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:39,230 He's the day, you know? 262 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:40,450 Carpe diem. 263 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:43,710 Oh, God. Excuse me. Okay. 264 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:50,060 The great thing about Xavier Academy is we're all just one big happy family. 265 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,360 I like to organize events like this to encourage school spirit. 266 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,920 What a wonderful idea. 267 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,500 Guess less isn't more, huh? 268 00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:59,060 More is more. 269 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:02,580 Well, couldn't be more happy to say I was wrong. How's everybody doing? 270 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:07,800 Courtney, I want to introduce the band. These guys have been working so hard. 271 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,700 This is the first gig. I remember the day they came and said to me they wanted 272 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,740 to start a band. I told them it was going to be a lot of work, but that they 273 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:15,739 should go for it. 274 00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:19,920 Nobody likes to look back and wonder in life what could have happened. This is 275 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:20,920 their moment. 276 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,160 I got this number for you guys. I know you guys are going to enjoy this today. 277 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,380 Could I steal that? 278 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,660 Oh, Jerry, no. 279 00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:29,160 Mr. Dwyer, everybody. The band. 280 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:30,039 Thank you. 281 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,380 Hope you're having a great day at our school. 282 00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,020 Where's Jasmine? 283 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,560 Jasmine. 284 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,120 Jasmine, everybody. 285 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:42,340 I've done more soul searching in the last three minutes than I have in the 286 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,420 40 years because of you, this girl. 287 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:49,240 First of all, she saved my life. Then you named your son after my roommate 288 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:51,620 coincidentally. Those are signs, Jasmine. 289 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:53,600 The universe is talking to us. 290 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,340 They're saying get off the stage. 291 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,160 Shut up, Trudy. Shut up. 292 00:14:58,780 --> 00:14:59,780 Not right now. 293 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,080 Sorry. Carpe diem. 294 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,600 Carpe diem. Those are the three words you taught me. 295 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,320 For those of you that don't know, that is Latin for... The milk is sour. 296 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,320 Just shut up. 297 00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:17,119 Seize the day. 298 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,320 Seize the day. You taught me that. 299 00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:21,700 Would you like to see the gymnasium? 300 00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,180 No, I'm enjoying this. 301 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,440 You taught me that. 302 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,340 So do you, Jasmine. 303 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:36,740 Would you do me the honor? Take my hand in marriage. 304 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,220 Yes. 305 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,300 Just ignore that. Ignore that. 306 00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:04,160 looks like jasmine i'm a love of god well no she said you took risks 307 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,620 i took a risk this is a big risk i'm gonna go call the fire department 308 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:12,600 mr 309 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:20,820 carter 310 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:25,630 i cannot tell you How sorry I am. I mean, I would never intentionally allow 311 00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,970 a racially insensitive image at Xavier. 312 00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:31,290 Exactly. And I am not racist. 313 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:35,770 Far from it. In fact, I sponsor three children from Africa. 314 00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:38,890 I mean, they tried to send me some South Americans, and I was like, I want three 315 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,430 from Africa. Thank you very much. 316 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:43,330 Maybe one day this can be our little bee story. 317 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:47,610 Because you have that story about the bees? 318 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:49,430 Hello? 319 00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:56,170 up on me carter hates the bee story you said it was funny though to me it is to 320 00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:59,830 him it's a horrifically scarring memory do you want to know what happened he 321 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:05,430 went to a yoga class outdoors and a bee stung him right on the okay robert 322 00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:10,170 business and he cried like a little bee i get it robert 323 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:16,730 where are you going with this bottle of scotch mr carter 324 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:19,369 said that i need it more than he does 325 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,020 Search the grounds. 326 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,240 Esteban's nowhere to be found. 327 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:27,780 Goodbye, sweet prince. 328 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,700 Esteban is the government's problem now. 329 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,420 Honestly, he's not anyone's problem. He's a domesticated ferret. He couldn't 330 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,780 a fight against a chipmunk. He'll be dead by sunrise. 331 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,880 Well, I guess it's just you and me now, Juan Pedro. 332 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:44,880 Juan Pedro? 333 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:47,620 Oh, no. 334 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,480 Let's rock and roll. 335 00:17:51,879 --> 00:17:53,420 Okay. Hey, hey. 336 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,480 Wait. 337 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:56,660 Okay. 338 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:57,940 Let me get this straight. 339 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:02,600 You proposed on a first date. Yeah, it's not funny. It's pretty funny. 340 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,240 And technically it wasn't our first date because I'd already seen her. Because 341 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,260 it was like the third time I'd seen her. The first time she saved my life. And 342 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:11,660 that's worth about ten dates when you save someone's life. 343 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,680 Maybe you should write a letter to 50 -year -old Jerry explaining what not to 344 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,840 on a first date. Telling her that fire ruined it. If there was no fire, she 345 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:21,340 would have said yes. She absolutely would have said no. Why would you say 346 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,720 Hey, Lisa. 347 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,380 Oh, no, no, no. 348 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,280 This isn't really a BYOB sort of place. 349 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:29,980 I got to call the cops. 350 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:35,020 That guy was just drinking out of that. He must have died. Okay. I'm going to 351 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,380 make an exception. This one. 352 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,620 Okay. 353 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,300 Oh, 354 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,259 what a difference. 355 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:47,820 I thought I was moving up in life. 356 00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:50,780 I was doing so well. 357 00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:54,590 And you just managed to ruin everything. 358 00:18:56,730 --> 00:19:01,110 Whatever. You're not moving up in life. You're still a bad woman with too many 359 00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:06,950 cats. Well, at least I'm not a 40 -year -old living in a rental with a grown man 360 00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:07,950 roommate. 361 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,310 Pretty pathetic. 362 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,309 Fair enough. 363 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,710 A toast to us. 364 00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:15,450 Whatever. Whatever. Whatever to you. 365 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,150 Oh, that burns. 366 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,720 You know, it's 4 .30. You might want to just... You might want to shut up. 367 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,560 Okay? Just shut up. All right. 368 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,980 Through a little KKK rally, so you're a little bit disturbed. 369 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,400 Oh, my God. It would hurt you so bad. Makes sense. 370 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,500 I would do that, too, if I was a big KKK supporter. 371 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:45,580 Yeah. That was timed well. 372 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,480 Good job. 373 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,740 What? 374 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,220 No. 375 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:05,200 What's going on? Oh my god. 376 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,360 Two for marriage, non -smoking. 377 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:56,420 Four. Four. Four for marriage. We like them. They can't sign the documents. You 378 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,220 don't turn them away. That's allowed now. 27613

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