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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,780 --> 00:00:03,700 Okay, Faith, what did you bring in today? 2 00:00:06,620 --> 00:00:08,580 Yeah, go ahead. What do you have there today? 3 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:13,260 Show and tell us. Tell us what you brought in today. 4 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:20,180 Who knows what Faith has? Who knows what it is? Great. See, everybody knows. 5 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:21,320 Everybody knows. 6 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,820 Yeah, look at all the people that know. I know you know, so why don't you give 7 00:00:24,820 --> 00:00:30,440 us that college try and tell us what you brought today, even though it's... 8 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,920 Not the best thing. 9 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:38,880 Okay, you can have a seat. Thank you for showing. Just to recap the rules, we 10 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,860 show and then we talk about it. That's the tell part. Who's next? Phillip, 11 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:43,920 Phillip, what do you have? 12 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:47,340 I brought in a rocket ship and a monkey underneath her pillow. 13 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:50,900 Okay, that's great. Phillip, thank you for that. I have a switch here to turn 14 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:52,800 on. It buzzes like a rocket ship. 15 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,500 All right, you can have a seat now. 16 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:55,739 Look out, Mr. 17 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:57,280 D. You're coming in for a landing. 18 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,380 No, it's good. Okay, okay, you know what? No, let's not do that. 19 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:08,500 You broke 20 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:09,500 his rocket, champ. 21 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,160 Oh, now you talk. 22 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,359 Hey, 23 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:36,540 Jerry. Shh. 24 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:37,700 Jerry. Shh. 25 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:38,878 Almost done. 26 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,820 Well, I'm just standing here. Almost done. You can't read what I'm talking 27 00:01:41,820 --> 00:01:42,619 about. 28 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:43,620 Multitask. 29 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,960 Okay. What was the article about? 30 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,840 Don't care. 31 00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:51,720 You're subbing in Mr. Campbell's math class this week, right? Yes, I am. Just 32 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,580 wanted to let you know there's going to be an EA in there. 33 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,480 Great. What's an EA? 34 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,480 Oh, dear. 35 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:58,700 An educational assistant? 36 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,920 They can help kids who need a little extra help stay on task. 37 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:04,860 In this case, this one's coming in to help Stefan with his ADD. 38 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:06,540 We spoon feed these kids. 39 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,839 I have ADD. 40 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,500 I come in all alone, every day, by myself. 41 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:13,280 No one holding my hand. 42 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,500 You have ADD? 43 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:15,760 Breaking news alert. 44 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:21,980 And you know, it's funny because I taught him for three years and no EA 45 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:24,140 needed. Who is teaching Stefan this week? 46 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:25,820 I'm going to be teaching him this week. 47 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,060 That's why there's going to be an EA. 48 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,440 I think it's semantics. 49 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:31,540 Really? 50 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:36,020 Oh, guitar lesson. 51 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:37,600 Don't mind if I do. 52 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:38,820 Interested. Yeah. 53 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:41,800 I've been trying to learn Your Body is a Wonderland since 2001. 54 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,860 Yeah. I want to play it for my mom. 55 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,120 It's kind of our song. 56 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,440 It's kind of weird, but I'm not in a position to be turning down clients 57 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:50,418 about now. 58 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:53,120 Money's tight. Ever since we got divorced, my wife's been taking me to 59 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,120 cleaners. 60 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,480 It's like God keeps closing one door on me. 61 00:02:57,290 --> 00:02:58,870 Keeps giving her more of my stuff. 62 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:02,630 Oof, I get it. Yeah, I tried to divorce my mom when I was 16. 63 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:06,030 But she talked me out of it. Ended up doubling down. We got a dog. 64 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:08,310 So, in it for the long haul now. 65 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:09,790 Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow. 66 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:10,869 Yep, okay. 67 00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:11,870 Alright. 68 00:03:14,910 --> 00:03:15,910 Ugh. 69 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:19,190 Cannot believe this beat me in the coloring contest. 70 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:20,650 Yuck. 71 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:21,930 I don't like it. 72 00:03:22,630 --> 00:03:23,630 No. 73 00:03:24,130 --> 00:03:26,950 Hello? Everybody, I need you to focus up here, please. 74 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,630 People, excuse me, I'm here. 75 00:03:30,290 --> 00:03:34,290 Hey, settle down, okay, guys? Mr. Duncan is speaking. 76 00:03:35,390 --> 00:03:36,390 Thank you. 77 00:03:36,990 --> 00:03:38,290 I can do that. 78 00:03:39,590 --> 00:03:45,010 All right, everyone, this is Mr. Davies. He is an educational assistant, and he 79 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:48,950 is going to help with one of our students, Stefan, who has a learning 80 00:03:48,950 --> 00:03:50,190 disability, okay? 81 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,230 Which he didn't have when I taught him. 82 00:03:52,490 --> 00:03:56,370 So, what does that tell you? You can start assisting by, uh, racing the 83 00:03:56,630 --> 00:03:59,810 Um, that's not really my job. I'm going to take a seat besides Kessa. 84 00:04:00,610 --> 00:04:02,050 Okay, not much of an assistant. 85 00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:04,890 Uh, nope. 86 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:11,370 Okay, I will stay in today. 87 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:15,630 Mr. Campbell's away, so I'm just going to give you a work period because I have 88 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:19,470 some things I want to catch up on. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Duncan. Um, it says here 89 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:20,029 that Mr. 90 00:04:20,029 --> 00:04:21,630 Campbell wanted you to cover Chapter 6. 91 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,060 No, no. 92 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,960 No, you're right, actually. I forgot. 93 00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:26,580 Okay, chapter six. 94 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:28,780 Turn to chapter six. 95 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:30,020 Page 48. 96 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:31,460 Thank you. 48. 97 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,120 I'll speed things up. 98 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,520 Can anyone tell me what Pythagorean theorem is? 99 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:49,960 Lucy? The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the square of the 100 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:50,939 other two sides. 101 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:52,050 Yes. I didn't know that. 102 00:04:52,350 --> 00:04:54,050 That's why I'm here, pal. That is correct. 103 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:55,330 Thank you, Lucy. 104 00:04:56,010 --> 00:04:57,970 All right, get started. Read quietly, please. 105 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:00,470 Okay, get started, people. 106 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:02,570 Quietly. 107 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:21,889 Hi, Kira. 108 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:22,769 Hey, man. 109 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:25,610 Can I have my lunch in here? Yeah, don't you want to eat with the rest of your 110 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:26,349 friends, though? 111 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:27,350 They don't want to eat with me. 112 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:28,989 Why not? 113 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:30,830 Well, there's a rumor going around school. 114 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:32,529 Spoiler alert. 115 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:33,530 Apparently, I'm annoying. 116 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:35,730 Yeah, kids can be kind of mean, huh? 117 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:42,290 Yeah, of course. You can have lunch with me. Thank you. Just FYI, I need to 118 00:05:42,290 --> 00:05:46,610 do... I've got a little bit of work to do, so... Okay. I'll just let you finish 119 00:05:46,610 --> 00:05:47,509 that. Yeah. 120 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:48,970 I have to work. Oh, okay. Okay? 121 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:52,110 I wonder what my mom made me for lunch today. 122 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,310 Spoiler alert, it's tuna. 123 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:55,830 Enjoy, right? 124 00:05:56,470 --> 00:05:57,470 Spoiler alert. 125 00:05:57,650 --> 00:06:00,110 Have you two tonsils removed? 126 00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:03,330 You know, Kara, actually I have. Spoiler alert, I forgot mine. 127 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:09,110 Hey, why don't we play a game, who can be the quietest? Oh, I love that game. 128 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:11,570 Right? One time my brother played with me, and then what happened? 129 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:13,090 Spoiler alert. 130 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:15,170 We both lost. 131 00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:16,230 I'm surprised. 132 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:17,870 Okay. 133 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,520 You know what? We're playing the game though, right? 134 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:22,900 Oh, yeah. 135 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,480 Hey. 136 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:25,840 Spoiler alert. 137 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:31,040 I like this game. We're still playing it. Okay, that counts. We're starting 138 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,740 Now. So... Okay. 139 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:45,500 No, I can still. You're losing, so... Hey, 140 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,500 Marty. Can I get a quick word with you? 141 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,120 Sure thing. What's up? 142 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:53,150 Listen, if you could do me a favor, when we're in class, just don't correct me 143 00:06:53,150 --> 00:06:56,670 in front of the kids. Oh, of course. Did I do that? A couple times. 144 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:59,790 Kids really look up to me here at the school, so it's really awkward and 145 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:03,630 uncomfortable for everybody when you're teaching, I'm teaching. Oh, I hear that. 146 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:07,290 It's just I have this innate desire to help people, and sometimes I go too far. 147 00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:08,390 You know what I mean? No. 148 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:10,270 Second thing, I know it's big, too. 149 00:07:10,570 --> 00:07:13,630 Please, please let the kids answer the questions. They're not for you. They're 150 00:07:13,630 --> 00:07:16,470 for the kids. Oh, man. There go my insecurities again. 151 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:18,150 Last thing, and this is the big one. 152 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:21,720 Let me discipline the kids. You got it, boss. If there's one thing my folks 153 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,720 believe... So we're good? 154 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,400 No, Jerry. 155 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,300 No. We're great. Oh, okay. 156 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:28,700 All right. 157 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,100 Thanks, Mike. 158 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,140 No, no, no, no, no. 159 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,400 I gotta call you back. 160 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,780 Okay, who wants to know guitar? 161 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,720 Is, uh... Is everything okay? 162 00:07:44,020 --> 00:07:46,220 It could be better. Just got out to phone my lawyer. 163 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,900 Looks like my ex is getting the house. 164 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,300 Oh, no. 165 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,360 It's just things, right? 166 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:52,120 Yeah, but it's nice to have them while you're alive. 167 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,180 Yeah, come on. Life's not about possessions. It's about relationships. 168 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:57,180 Bet your wife left you. 169 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:02,260 Touché, son. 170 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,000 Touché. Didn't know how you were going to react to that. 171 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:06,500 At least I still got music, right? 172 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:09,340 Yeah. So I'm just going to tune this up. 173 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:13,320 Just going to... One more time from the top. Raw tempo. 174 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:16,120 All right. Yeah, one more time. Okay, yeah, I'm just... 175 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:23,270 before we get started again start again yep okay one more time 176 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:27,750 yeah i'm just gonna get it in yeah it's almost there it's almost there it's just 177 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:32,470 yeah i just feel like you think i'm playing a song right now and i'm really 178 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:36,049 calm down just yeah one more time it's okay okay i know you're new 179 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,060 shaking a lot. 180 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:50,100 We're having fun here, right? 181 00:08:50,940 --> 00:08:51,940 I am. 182 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,460 Okay. There are 30 multiple choice questions. 183 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:58,260 No talking when you write this, please. 184 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,500 You know the rules when we write things. 185 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:06,220 Excuse me. 186 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,860 Sorry. I'm in your way. 187 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:17,930 You have 45 minutes. 188 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:19,850 Get started. 189 00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:21,290 Any questions? 190 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:22,970 No questions. 191 00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:26,570 Okay. Okay. 192 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:27,930 Get started, please. 193 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:33,050 Keep your eyes on your own paper, please. 194 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:54,979 Stefan's test. 195 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:55,980 Whoa. 196 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,320 93 %? 197 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,560 Yeah. Looks like someone's really responding to the EA, huh? 198 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,740 No, he's not responding to anyone. 199 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,300 He's listening to the EA feed him the answers when he writes it. 200 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,200 What are you talking about? I know this kid. There's not enough EAs in the 201 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,500 country to get him 93 % on a test. 202 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:13,720 Hold the wedding. 203 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:15,980 Are you accusing Marty of something? 204 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:19,920 I'm not accusing him. I'm telling you. He basically took this test for him. So 205 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,340 he's writing down the answers for Stefan? Might as well. 206 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:26,360 Standing there feeding him the answers. That's why the EA sit right beside him. 207 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:27,800 Then he whispers the answers in his ear. 208 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,000 You know what Marty's guilty of? 209 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,780 Doing his job. 210 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,980 He's assisting him. 211 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,800 Educational assistant. 212 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:40,540 He's unlocking some real blocks and giving Stefan the tools he needs to 213 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:45,260 academically. Is that what he's doing? You can't teach a kid to stop being 214 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,960 stupid. No, you can't. 215 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,620 But apparently Marty can. 216 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,600 93. Okay, easy. 217 00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:01,590 Hey, buddy. 218 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:06,650 Oops, oops, your door's locked. The door is actually broken. Yeah, it won't 219 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:08,010 open. Are you sure? Positive. 220 00:11:08,570 --> 00:11:09,570 Oh. 221 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:12,490 Is this one broken, too? 222 00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:15,050 Weird thing. Yeah, it is. 223 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,270 Are all of them broken? 224 00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:17,349 Isn't that nuts? 225 00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:18,390 That sucks. Yeah. 226 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:20,010 Sorry, buddy. 227 00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:22,290 Spoiler alert. Your sunroof's open. 228 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:23,690 Uh -oh. No. 229 00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:25,430 No. 230 00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:26,670 It's not. 231 00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:28,490 No, no, no, no, no, no. 232 00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:29,690 Incoming. 233 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,740 Oh, that's not necessary. 234 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,100 I've got to pull three cleats. 235 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:37,900 This is nice. 236 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,820 Do these seats recline? 237 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,660 Oh, that's cool. 238 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:46,740 What is happening? 239 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:48,120 If you had a dog, what would you name it? 240 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,800 Oh, it's like this. 241 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:54,320 No. I've got to call you back. Is everything okay, Paul? 242 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:55,620 Just living life, man. 243 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,780 Oh, so it turns out that my ex gets to keep my dog. 244 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:01,350 I'm sorry to hear that. Paul Jr.'s. 245 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:03,530 That's my best friend. 246 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,670 That stinks. 247 00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:10,010 I thought by the time he pulled me out of a burning building, he was nothing 248 00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:10,769 his bare teeth. 249 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:12,610 The little dog? The dog? 250 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:15,490 Yeah. Pulled you out of the... Yeah, he did. 251 00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:17,770 Strong dog. Okay. 252 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:21,150 Wow. Hey, we can skip today's lesson. No, no, no. 253 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:23,490 I don't want to stop your progress, your journey. 254 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:27,710 That's nice of you. In fact, we can stay extra long. 255 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,510 Since I won't be walking Paul Jr. anytime soon, right? 256 00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:33,630 Yeah. 257 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:35,230 This is going to be fun. 258 00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:39,310 Okay, let's close our books up. Slide them to the top of your desk, please. 259 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,109 of the way. 260 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,109 There you go. 261 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:43,210 Because we are going to have a surprise test. 262 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:44,850 But we just had one. 263 00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:46,430 Right, but that was too easy. 264 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:51,090 This one has no multiple choice. This one is short answer, long answer. You 265 00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:55,130 to prove all of your formulas. I want all the detailed work. Don't leave 266 00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:56,109 anything out. 267 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,650 It's ten questions, ten marks each. 268 00:12:58,190 --> 00:12:59,670 Okay? That's not fair, sir. 269 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:01,990 Ah, life's not fair. Okay? 270 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:03,870 It's okay. We got this. 271 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,470 Yeah, you got this. 272 00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:09,290 Hey, oh, Mr. Davies, can I speak with you now for one sec? 273 00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:11,330 Absolutely. Thank you. Teacher, teacher. 274 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:12,189 Right back. 275 00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:16,890 Okay. Oh, man, you know, it's really been helpful having you. Okay. Well, 276 00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:17,890 do that, okay? 277 00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:19,170 All right. 278 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,570 Okay. All right. Let's get started. 279 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:28,540 No talking. Get your thinking caps on. Do the best you can. 280 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:30,680 All right? I'm right here. Go. 281 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,420 Good luck, everybody. 282 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,660 Okay. All right. 283 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,500 Let's get your heart back to where it should be, okay? 284 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,560 Get that 35 going again. 285 00:13:58,670 --> 00:13:59,669 Oh, hey, Paul. 286 00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:02,450 You look like you're feeling better. It's what you wear ear to ear that 287 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:03,530 right? Ah, smile. 288 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,170 Let's hear how this song's coming. 289 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:08,050 Great. Just a little scale. 290 00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:09,370 Okay. 291 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:13,810 Okay, okay. 292 00:14:14,590 --> 00:14:16,130 Good. Jam on that. 293 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,330 You're practicing. 294 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:23,190 One sec. 295 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:24,750 Yeah, 296 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,230 a photo message from my ex. Oh, no. 297 00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:29,510 No! 298 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:30,790 No! 299 00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:31,950 What's going on? 300 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:33,570 She left the gate open. 301 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,670 Paul Jr.'s gone, man. He's a runner. 302 00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:39,430 He's got to be halfway to Mexico by now. I'm sure he'll come back. She's 303 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:42,610 terrible with directions. She knew what she was doing. What did you do to this 304 00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:46,370 woman? The only crime I could think of is loving her too much. I'm sorry about 305 00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:47,370 Paul, Paul. 306 00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:51,310 When life feeds you lemons, right? 307 00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:53,330 Got it. 308 00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:57,290 Let's hear how this beautiful music sounded. 309 00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:59,850 Are you sure? I'm fine. I'm fine. It's okay. 310 00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:02,390 Okay. 311 00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:06,090 Just a little F chord. 312 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,770 How about if I take the heat for that one? 313 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,840 Seems like whatever you did with that test, you really ruffled some feathers, 314 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,580 huh? Yeah, proves my point. Marty was feeding them the answers. 315 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:35,420 Or does it prove that you're not doing enough to prepare your kids for their 316 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:38,020 test? No, it proves Marty was useless. 317 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:42,440 Well, Marty must have done something right, because I got three separate 318 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:46,260 from parents this morning wanting EAs for their own kids because they were so 319 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:47,480 concerned about the test. 320 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,480 What? Come on in, guys. 321 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,740 Chris? Gerard? 322 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:04,760 That's my chair. 323 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,780 Oh, my God. 324 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:12,140 Desiree? This is such a surprise. 325 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,620 Don't even tell me. 326 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:16,840 Steven? What are you doing here? 327 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,820 Oh, my God. What kind of... Oh, no! 328 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:25,400 John! The bed is back. 329 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,240 Oh, wow. We're all going out for bubble tea after this. 330 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:32,840 Let's take up the homework. Know the answer to number one. 331 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:39,840 No. Who under the age of 30 knows the answer to question number one? 332 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,760 Under the age of 30. 333 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:44,499 Good try. 334 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,000 Nobody believes you're under 30. 335 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,040 Thank you. 336 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:51,220 None of the students. No one knows. Not one. 337 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,880 Go ahead, Marty. 338 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,160 The circumference equals 2 .5 meters. 339 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,400 I knew that. 340 00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:00,570 Good for you. I also do. Oh, wonderful. 341 00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:01,870 Who didn't know that? 342 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:02,969 Good stuff. 343 00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:06,589 All the adults know. Isn't that wonderful how great it is to have you in 344 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:07,449 helping the kids? 345 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:10,990 Can you come show me how to do number five? Okay, yes. The rest of you start. 346 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:14,829 Okay, I'm going to have this later. 347 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:20,550 I will show you later because right now I can't because of this. 348 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,180 You start reading chapter six, work on section three, please. We're actually on 349 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:28,440 section two. Shouldn't we be on section four by now? Okay. He's a little behind. 350 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,220 You, keep it down. 351 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,120 Good job. 352 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,860 Lucy, is it? Yeah. Just give me your notebook. I'll just do number five for 353 00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:37,900 Thanks. 354 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,279 Oh, 355 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:50,080 music 356 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,080 theory, huh? 357 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,120 Yeah, I figured I'd play it safe for the next little while. 358 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:55,660 Probably a good idea. 359 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,820 Look very sorry what happened to your guitar, man. Oh, you know what? Water 360 00:17:58,820 --> 00:17:59,820 under the bridge. 361 00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:02,940 Although it is the last thing my dad gave me before he took off forever. 362 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,020 I'd like to make it up to you. 363 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,620 Well, can you bring my dad back? 364 00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:11,240 How much was it? 365 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,280 Ah, you can't put a price on memories. 366 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,680 A hundred dollars? 367 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,980 You can, apparently. 368 00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:19,100 Okay. It doesn't matter. I have nothing. 369 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,280 Sorry. 370 00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,180 Yeah, all right. 371 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,560 I am intrigued. 372 00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:33,640 I threw you away. 373 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,420 Hey, lady. Hi. 374 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:43,110 You haven't eaten with us in a while. I know. I've been trying to catch up on 375 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:46,050 some things, but it hasn't really worked out, to be honest. Well, it is nice to 376 00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,410 have you back. It's nice to be back. 377 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:52,250 I can't tell you what a week it's been. I was trying to get some work done, but 378 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:56,290 I could get, like, no peace. Little Kara, she was popping in all the time. 379 00:18:56,290 --> 00:19:01,350 to be honest, she's a bit of a turd. I can't tell you how many times I've heard 380 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:03,990 the word spoiler alert. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert. Have you 381 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:06,990 ever had lunch with a student? Because spoiler alert, it is not fun. 382 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:13,080 questions. Okay, have you ever been asked if you have a staph infection? 383 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:17,180 Because I have, but then again, who hasn't? Hello? 384 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,280 Staph infections are very common. 385 00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:22,810 It's not that common, really. And also, I'm not going to talk about it with a 386 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:25,350 student because I have boundaries. What am I going to do? Just confess 387 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:28,370 everything? Here's my staph infections. This is where the scar is. 388 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:32,270 This is where they've infected it. Do you know what? Do you know what? I have 389 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:36,590 kid that has the green. The thing about staph infections is that they're very 390 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:38,870 uncomfortable. The drainage, very uncomfortable. 391 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:41,470 And a little bit smelly. I didn't realize it would be this smelly, but I 392 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:44,430 couldn't believe it myself. This is fun. I was there for like half an hour. I'm 393 00:19:44,430 --> 00:19:44,909 going to go. 394 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:45,409 All right. 395 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:46,650 Let's go. We'll circle back. 396 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,880 I'll tell you the whole thing about the staph infection, because to be honest, 397 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,180 it was a shocker for me. 398 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,500 Look, it sits for a little while, but I don't see why this is necessary. 399 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,500 Think of it as an experiment. 400 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,340 Stupid. Is it? 401 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,600 Yes. Sir, when did Chapter 7 do? 402 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,780 Friday. Told you three times, Friday. 403 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,140 Thursday. 404 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,220 Thursday. 405 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,180 Okay. 406 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,400 All right. 407 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,420 Maybe I was wrong. 408 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:16,660 Thank you. 409 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,600 So sorry about your dog, Paul. 410 00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:26,760 Yeah, just holding on to hope now. 411 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,640 Hey, great attitude. 412 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,200 That's a lot of posters you got there. 413 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:36,020 That's nothing. I already posted up a few hundred. Well, I'd help you out, but 414 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:39,300 don't want to, really. Does that say .com? 415 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,760 Sure does. 416 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:46,100 My email's .net. Oh, no, that's a real shame. 417 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:51,240 Hey, well, I've been meaning to work on my penmanship. 418 00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:55,800 That's that old Paul Dwyer attitude. 419 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:57,460 Easy. 29687

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