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Hey. Hey.
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Oh, hey. What's going on in there?
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Just a little thing I started. Poster
Fridays.
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Socials and drinks. Put up a poster,
right, so the kids can't see us having a
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few drinks.
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Have to start doing a better job keeping
track of what's going on socially
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around here.
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Oh, I don't think that's a good idea,
Robert.
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Everybody's having fun. Yeah. You're the
vice principal, though, right?
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Yeah. I get it. Yeah.
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I'm technically their boss, right? True.
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Who'd want to drink with their boss?
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Exactly so.
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Guess that's what I get for joining the
administration.
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Excuse me, Robert.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, listen.
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What are you doing?
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The boss is here.
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I'm awesome.
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No, you're not, dude. Don't lie.
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I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my
mom's ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my
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life gone by.
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Bill, check this out.
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What's this?
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That's Paul Dwyer. He teaches at my
school, and he's stripping. The
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That's him.
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How can you tell? His face is all
covered up.
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Because I teach with him every day,
Bill. I know what he looks like. This
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thinks he's Mr.
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Perfect, and he's a stripper.
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I don't know if that's him.
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Maybe you should just ask him instead of
jumping to conclusions.
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Ask him? You think he's going to admit
to it? Mr.
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Charity here? How many nicknames do you
have for this guy? Mr. Perfect, Mr.
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Charity. Manaconda.
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Mr. D. No, not...
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I go to the strip joint, and I'm going
to record him stripping. You cannot
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record video in a strip club. Trust me.
I'm not going to set up a tripod, Bill.
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I'm going to be discreet.
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Come with me. No, I don't watch men
undress.
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Don't tell me you've never stumbled upon
gay porn and then accidentally watched
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it for a few seconds.
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How many seconds?
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Three minutes.
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No. Neither.
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Good luck with this.
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More two. Two minutes.
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I never realized that I was.
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Hello, Trudy.
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I know you hate this particular day, but
we did want to express how much we
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appreciate everything that you do around
here. Thank you, sir. And if I could
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just add... No, you could not.
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Okay.
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Happy Secretary's Day, Trudy.
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Did you guys plan anything for a special
day?
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Absolutely not.
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Secretary's Day, it's a very important
day for a very important part of any
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office. I mean, I don't know that many
secretaries, but I know you are so good
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at your job. So I'm going to make your
Secretary's Day the best Secretary's Day
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in the history of Secretary's Days.
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All right, I'll be back.
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Let's go.
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Hey, wait, see Bobby?
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Do I look like I've seen Bobby?
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What does that even mean? How would you
look if you've seen Bobby?
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Like this.
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Oh, that's the best I've seen Bobby
look. I've seen someone.
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All right.
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I need to find Bobby because I need to
get my $5 in for this week's lottery
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pool. How did you find out about that?
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I am always in that.
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The more people that find out about
that, the less money there is to win.
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Wayne, there's $35 million up for grabs.
There's enough money for everybody.
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You guys don't want to know what I would
do if I won that kind of money.
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the bears I would buy. What?
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Fifty -three.
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What?
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Tell me where Bobby is or not.
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He's with the team.
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Uh, the racket cock until seven o
'clock.
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What team?
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You know, the team.
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Racket cock.
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They're called badminton.
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They're shuttlecock. Same thing. No,
racket.
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Okay, look. Well, I gotta leave. Okay. I
need you to do me a favor. Sure. I need
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you to give Bobby five dollars from me.
I give it to Bobby? You sign my name on
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the lottery sheet. I do it all the time.
Don't forget. I won't. Okay. If you are
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for serious about pandas, Malik knows a
guy.
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Yeah, I don't.
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I don't need a panda.
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Five dollars. Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey, Paul.
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Jerry.
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What are you up to tonight?
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I got a lot of marketing to do, so I'll
probably just hang and do that. Yeah?
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Anything else hanging tonight?
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Excuse me?
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Are you hanging with anyone else
tonight?
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No, when I'm marking, I just got to be
by myself.
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Not me, man.
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Speeds up the process when I have other
people around when I'm marking. How's
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that? Invite some friends over, have a
few drinks, pass out some stuff to mark.
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It's done quick.
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Are they teachers?
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No. So how do they know what they're
marking?
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Because they're adults. They're not
stupid. They can mark high school stuff.
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It's not hard.
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Plus, frees up my time for maybe another
job if I want. Hey, well, teaching's a
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full -time job for me. So I'll see you
later. Or tonight.
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Obviously a stripper.
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You guys?
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Hi, Jerry.
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Tonight, you lose your virginity.
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Thanks, Jerry, but I like women.
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Now with me.
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Girls, go on a strip joint. Oh, no, no,
no, no, thanks. Not really my scene.
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More of a sci -fi fan.
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Dwyer is a stripper. And you know who
goes to strip joints with female
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strippers? Hundreds of women looking for
their Simon. Dwyer's a stripper? Yes.
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I didn't know that.
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Has everyone in the school been talking
about this? They know this? No.
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It's a secret life that I uncovered.
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Because he wears a mask.
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He is the Manaconda. Look at that.
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Manaconda. That's his name.
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Great name.
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No,
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that's not Dwyer.
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That is Dwyer. No, Dwyer's got a
different chin. No, Simon.
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It does look like Dwyer's lips. That's
Dwyer's little mustache for sure.
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It's Dwyer.
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And he's stripping on the side.
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And we gotta catch him in the act,
because he's not being a very good role
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model. Okay?
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I don't know, Jerry. Who cares?
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We can't have a guy stripping when he's
a teacher.
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Now, are you in or not?
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Think of the girls.
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Okay. I'm in.
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But we can't hurt Paul. When we go, you
can't be doing all this. You gotta be
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cool. Okay.
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Just act like you belong.
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What should I wear?
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I don't know.
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Wear your lab coat.
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Get on stage.
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Wear nothing under it. That'd be fun.
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Maybe they'll call you up. Maybe there's
an amateur night.
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No. No, no, no.
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Hey, Trudy.
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Okay.
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Robert, today is Secretary's Day, so I
need you to go get me some coffee.
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That's not Trudy's job today.
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Okay, Sarah, I will do it today since it
is Secretary's Day. You guys are too
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much. If I don't have to get Mr.
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Callahan's coffee, I have nothing to do
today.
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Maybe I should just go home. Yes, you
should, Trudy, because today Robert is
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secretary. Okay, sir.
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Yay!
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Happy Secretary's Day, Trudy.
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Isn't that charming?
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Ms. Mason, is that what you think I do
here at the school?
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No, it was just a sweet thing that the
kids put together. How about you guys go
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back to lunch?
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Okay, good job. Really good job. I think
you should leave, too.
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Okay, I don't get it, Trudy. It was just
a really sweet thing they put together.
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I thought it was adorable.
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You know what?
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I'm a little busy here. It may surprise
you to know that I have some non -coffee
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-related work to do, okay?
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Okay, I am so sorry.
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Look, let's do a real celebration.
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Get the staff together. We can all have
some drinks. We'll take you out and
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we'll celebrate.
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They're not going to put on a play, are
they? No, no play. Just drinks.
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Fine.
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But only because I really like drinks.
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Yeah, I know.
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Hey, remember, we gotta be discreet.
We're probably the only guys in here.
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Lay low.
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Got it.
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Looks like we weren't the only guys with
this idea, Jerry.
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Got some competition for these ladies.
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Where are the ladies?
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No.
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I think these guys want to fight us.
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They've been staring at us since we got
in here.
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Trust me, they don't want to fight us.
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When do the women get here?
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Look, there's no women, okay? I didn't
know it's a gay strip club. I didn't
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that.
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You tricked me, Jerry. I didn't trick
you. I honestly didn't know, all right?
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We're here. We'll find Dwyer. They'll
think we're a couple. It doesn't matter.
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I like that they'll think we're a
couple. Of course you do. It means they
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our friendship in the way we carry
ourselves. Yes, they do. What are you
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Well, well, Dan, we're dating.
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Okay, well, if you change your mind. I
like meat?
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The nerve of that guy talking to me
right in front of you. Okay, you don't
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to fake it that much, all right?
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You're just mad because he liked me
more.
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I'm not mad, Simon. He came to you
because he's a skinny stripper. Skinny
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stripper, skinny guy.
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He knows I'm out of his league. He's not
going to try to get me.
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Oh, get out of here.
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He's with me and we don't want any
dances.
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I'm detecting a little jealousy, but
don't worry, because guess who I'm
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here with tonight?
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You.
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Simon, the reason they're coming to you
is because they think you will pay them.
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To dance for you.
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That's why they're not coming to me.
Because they think that's what you will
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You will pay.
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If I wanted these guys coming up to me,
I would get them coming up to me.
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Okay, let's see. I don't need to prove
it to you.
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Step out. If I step out, they're going
to come to me. And they're going to
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I want dancing. And I don't want that.
But I could if I wanted.
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Step out. I could step out. Step out.
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Just got to come out a little bit.
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Get away from you. Hello.
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Didn't hear me.
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They got straight dark. Hey, is it
Jerry?
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I've got what it takes to make men want
me to pay them to dance for me. Drink.
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I'm sorry, it's just the two of us.
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I guess it was too last minute to get
anyone else out.
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That's all right. Don't worry about it.
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I'm having a grand old time sitting at a
bar drinking with you alone.
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Yeah.
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So the Xavier volleyball team is doing
really well this year.
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Are they?
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Yeah.
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Maybe we should just get the bill.
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You called?
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Oh.
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Bill. Bill, Bill.
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Humor. This is very nice. What's this
all about? I figured you guys are
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regulars, and you've got to work with my
roommates, so I'll do a round of drinks
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on me. That's very sweet, Bill. Thank
you. That's who I am. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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All right, well, I'll let you get back
to the rest of your evening. But also,
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also, I was wondering, what are you guys
talking about?
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Volleyball. Volleyball.
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That's a weird choice. Usually people
just, like, complain about their
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or talk about, like, who's hooked up and
who's single and who's not single.
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You guys are both single, right? Yeah.
Yeah, we are. Okay, all right, worth
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knowing.
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Good to know. Well, I have a story about
Callahan and a certain English teacher
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who no longer works at Xavier.
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No. Ta -da. I'm all ears.
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See, I'm very good at starting
conversations. Maybe I can show you some
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No, Bill.
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That's okay. Thank you. I want to hear
this story.
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All right. Well, enjoy the free drinks.
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You are all ears. I didn't want to say
anything, but you kind of are.
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Anyway, Callahan.
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Hey, Bobby, it's Jerry.
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Listen, I just want you to know I gave
Malik my $5 for this week's lottery
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okay? I forgot to see you. I don't want
to miss that in case we win, so I'm
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officially leaving you in a message. And
here's Simon. He's my witness, just to
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confirm. Tell Bobby I left the money
with him. Hi, Bobby. You'll never
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where Jerry took me.
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Anyway, thank you, Bobby. I just want to
confirm. I, Jerry Duncan, am officially
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in this week's staff lottery pool, and I
will sign the key when I get back,
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okay? I don't want to miss it, all
right?
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Because I never want to miss that,
right? What happens if you win?
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No, if we won and you weren't in it, we
couldn't be friends anymore. And why's
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that? Money changes people.
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I'd be better than you. Is Manaconda
working tonight?
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Yeah, he is.
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Not on stage tonight. He's working VIP.
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20 bucks a song, worth every penny.
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Okay, do they play the whole song or do
they cut it off halfway? I hate when
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they cut it off and you're right in the
middle of it. Did you guys want a drink?
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Okay, yeah, let's get a drink.
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Do you have any coolers?
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Who would you rather, Malik or Simon?
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Who would I rather what? Oh, my God.
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Seriously? Oh, you mean like... Ha -ha.
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Neither. They're both friends.
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Come on. Everybody's your friend. You
must have some heat with somebody.
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No, not at work. That would just be
so... Oh, that'd be wrong.
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All right. What about Jerry?
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No. God.
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Just a friend.
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He's just my friend. Come on, sweetie.
There must be somebody that you'd like
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take a run at.
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You guys want anything else?
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Yes, we would like another round. And
you think about your answer while I'm
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gone. I will think.
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Okay.
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Sounds like you guys are having a great
time.
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Oh, I'm so relieved. He just hated me
this morning.
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Well, I would like to think that my
charming service and delicious drinks
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helped. Oh, yeah. You're a big hit with
Trudy. Just Trudy? Is there anybody else
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at this table who thinks I'm great? You
know what? I think there is.
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Is there? Mm -hmm.
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All right. He's picking up the drinks
right now.
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Well played.
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I thought so, too. All right.
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I'm on fire.
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Hey.
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Where'd you get that?
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I don't know. Some guy just threw it in
my pocket. Said, uh, it's what they do
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here. Cool.
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Lend in. Lend in is nice.
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Oh, don't tap your foot in the bathroom.
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Sends the wrong message. Noted.
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Listen, Dwyer is in there.
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I'm going to go in, get a dance, take
the mask off, videotape it. We got it.
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Cool. And even if it's not Dwyer, still
had a fun night.
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Wait here.
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Okay.
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Have a seat, handsome.
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And get ready to experience the secret.
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Of ancient Egypt. The secrets of the
pyramid.
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Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm ready. Blah, blah.
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Are you ready for the King Tut Strut?
Yeah, I'm ready, Paul. Like, are you
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really continuing this, seriously? I'm
Manaconda.
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Yeah, and you know who I am, so... Todd?
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No. What are you doing? Give it up. I'm
on to you. You ready for the dance?
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Yeah, I'm ready for the dance. You're
really committing to this, aren't you?
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you ready to take it to another level?
Yeah. Let's take it up, Paul. Let's do
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down. When are you going to stop? Okay,
okay. You're really going? Okay. You
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know what? That's enough. That's enough.
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Okay, Paul. I get it.
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I get it. Excuse me? Excuse me?
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Lauren!
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Simon!
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Lauren! Simon!
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Where is he? He's usually pretty quick.
You know, I just saw him out there when
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I came in. The guy with the striped
shirt? Yeah, yeah. He was up front
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But it's about time, man.
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Get this guy out of here. You don't need
to wear a mask. Look at you. You're
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beautiful. I know I'm beautiful.
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Thank you.
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I knew it wasn't Dwyer Shepard.
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I'm Anaconda!
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Did we win any money this week? No, we
didn't win anything this week. But not
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all of... lost because i got this really
funny message from jerry begging me to
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make sure i got the money for the list
it was ridiculous it went on for like
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five minutes on and on begging and does
he know that we lost no not yet all
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right let's not tell him let's let's
pretend we won the whole thing the
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oh no that's really mean i absolutely
love it okay uh okay oh
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five 13
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savages. Just wait, Wayne. Suckers!
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No more gross Bobby's voice piercing my
ears. No more Callahan showing up in my
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dreams at night. And you, the devil. No
more weasel eyes piercing through
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my skull. Wayne, wait.
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We were just playing a little joke on
Jerry. We didn't win the lottery.
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What kind of joke is that? And you were
in on this?
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What are you doing?
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What an idiot.
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You think that's funny?
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Well, it was.
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Well, that was funny.
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Jerry, I forgot to give Booboo your
money. I owe you $5.
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So I'm up $5. You're all down $5. So I'm
the winner.
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Come in, you wain.
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I hear there's an opening in the
library.
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I'd like to apply.
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Hey, Trudy. Got you a chai mocha latte,
nonfat, no whip, with sprinkles.
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Oh, thank you. What a nice way to start
a Monday.
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And this one is for you to bring to
Callahan.
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This is for me.
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Isn't that hot?
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Listen, I couldn't help but notice that
Bill was checking you out. Oh, well, he
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checks out everything with legs.
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He's kind of a hound. Yeah, he's a
smoking hot hound.
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I'm just saying I thought it was
interesting.
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Well, he's just not really my type.
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Well, you know, sometimes the ones that
aren't your type turn out to be the most
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fun. Yeah, I guess so.
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Hey, we should all go out again soon to
Barrel's drinking. I have a lot of fun.
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Yeah, let's do that again.
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I'll tell you what. I'll call you.
Really?
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Keep your phone close by. I will. I'm
turned on. Enjoy your coffee. I will.
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Wow.
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See you later.
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Jared, what did you end up doing this
weekend?
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I just got caught up on stuff. That's
all.
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I have to loosen it up a bit. Are you
back?
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Oh, yeah, just, okay.
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Oh, good.
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That's what I was talking about. Yeah.
That's what my students were talking
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about.
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Let me take it easy.
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You know, he did look like Manaconda
from this angle. From this angle, he
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a lot like Manaconda.
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Mr. Duncan, I have never had any
problems with Stefan at home. He's
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advanced. He started walking at eight
months. Well, now he's 12, and everybody
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in the school can walk. So now I just
got to get him to pay attention when
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in class.
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What are you doing?
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I thought I would. He's on Friday. Yeah,
I'm talking to a parent right now,
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Norman. I've got to go. We can just
finish this later on.
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What a crazy place.
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Hi, Jerry. Look, I thought I had a
friend there that I knew, so that's why
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was a mistake.
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Oh, you thought you knew somebody. Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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That's how it starts, Jerry.
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Bouncer, bartender, door guys, cowboys
with six shooters.
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Wednesday's hump day.
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See you there, Jerry.
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No, you won't.
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Sorry, Josh. Hey, guys.
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