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Gas bill.
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Light bill.
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Light bill.
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Telephone bill.
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Light bill.
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Telephone bill.
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Jet.
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The Steinmetz Collection, 80.
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Yes, sir.
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Your overdue account has been referred
to us by several companies.
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Undoubtedly, you have been throwing your
bills away.
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Oh,
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my goodness.
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Gee whiz, I must have overlooked these
bills.
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See, it's the first of the month again.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, uh, are you ready?
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Ready for what?
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Ready to watch Wheel and Dealer. You
invited me over, remember?
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And I even went and got a little
refreshments.
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I got some red and some white.
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Here's some red.
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And some popcorn.
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Yeah, well, turn on the TV, Brady. Maybe
it'll cheer me up.
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Okie dokie.
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unusual. The program that picks its
contestants right out of the studio
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and gives them a chance to win the most
expensive prizes in the world. In the
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world, Fred, in the world.
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Who's going to win the quadraphonic
stereo?
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Who? Who's going to win the speedboat?
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Who? Who's going to win that trip to
Italy?
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Who? Who, Fred, who?
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Who? Who?
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Not you, Al.
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That's why. Well, it doesn't bother me.
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I go home every night and dream that I
won me a speedboat and
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I'm going down the river with the
speedboat and the stereo playing on my
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way to Rome or Italy.
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Grady, Rome isn't Italy.
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Wow. Well, now is the time to go.
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It's Lamont's birthday.
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And I don't want to hear nothing about
all them presents like that because I
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want to get him something nice. You know
what I mean?
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Well, Fred, what about two years ago
when you registered his name at the 31
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Flavors and they gave him a free Tutti
Frutti? Now, that was nice.
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What do you say, Fred?
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Fred is worried, Bubba, that he can't
get Lamar something nice for his
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What happened? Did they run out of Tutti
Frutti?
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Listen, Bubba.
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Will you do me a favor?
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Yeah, anything, Fred.
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Listen, I got a turkey in the oven.
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Yeah? Lay down next to it.
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We're missing will and deal. It's almost
over now.
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Oh, forget about that.
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Hey, if you want to see that show, I can
get you tickets.
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Shut up, Bubba. Now, don't you know Fred
by now?
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If he doesn't want to sit here and watch
it on the television, you know he
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doesn't want to go down there and watch
it in person.
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Now, just use your head, Bubba.
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Yeah, Bubba, I think I want to go down
there.
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Now, that's using your head.
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See, I can go down there and win some
presents for Lamar.
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My cousin was supposed to go, but her
baby's due any time now.
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We can use her tickets. They're good
tomorrow night.
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Hey, that'd be perfect, Bubba.
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We could go on down there, and then
three of us would go down, and anything
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win, we could give it to Lamont for his
birthday present. Yeah.
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Oh, oh, oh, Fred, I can't go.
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I don't have a costume.
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Hey, Grady's right, Fred.
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You know, if we want to be picked, we're
going to have to be dressed in
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something real crazy and weird.
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for a speedboat and a refrigerator and a
trip to Italy where I can sit with my
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spaghetti and pasta time away.
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Listen, uh, here's one thing we gotta
get straight, though, Brady.
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Whatever we win is for Lamont.
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Oh, but Fred, I wanted to go to Rome so
I could be with Gina under the bridge of
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the... Hey, listen.
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That's Lamont coming down. Now, don't
you say nothing about this. We're going
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keep it a secret from him, yeah? Okay.
Hey, I tell you what we're going to do.
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We're going to sneak out the back, and
we'll meet you down at the costume place
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over on Melrose, okay?
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Okay. That's a good idea.
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Come on.
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Simon and Pop.
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Hey, Simon.
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What's happening, Pop?
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World War III.
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World War III.
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Yeah, why else would they let you out of
jail?
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Hey, man, right now, Porn Rallo, Papi's
been helping me all day to arrange
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things for my birthday party, man, and
I'd appreciate it. Birthday?
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No kidding.
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It's your birthday.
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Well, I'll be doggone. You're having a
birthday. Come on, man. You know
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tomorrow's my birthday, Papi. And
remember, you promised that you was
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bring the decorations and the food and
the liquor.
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Your birthday.
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My, how time flies.
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Seems like only last year it was your
birthday.
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It fell on your birthday.
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It's my birthday party and I... You
know, decorations.
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You know, booms.
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You know, fool, what kind of party is
this going to be?
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Hey, Pop, would you get in here?
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Ain't no decorations and no booze and no
food.
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Oh,
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Lamont, you look
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so handsome.
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Thank you, Ernest.
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Hey, Lamont. Huh? I would like for you
to meet Brenda, my man.
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Uh... Hi.
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Hello, Lamont.
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Hi.
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Say, man, where's all the party
decoration and where's your old man?
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Hi.
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Huh? Uh, he, uh... Can I get anybody
anything?
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Oh, sure. I'm starved. I'd give
anything, anything for an enderman to
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I'll kill him.
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I'll give you $200 if it's a wig.
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You will?
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Here's your $200. Congratulations.
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My, my, what a good -looking group we've
got to trade with today.
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Look here, Harry.
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You, sir, would you stand up, please,
and give us your name?
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My name is Leif Erickson, and I'm a
Viking.
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Okay, Viking, look. You see what I have
in my hand here? Two, three, four, five
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brand -new... $100 bill.
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Of course it's here. Why do you think
I'm staying here drooling?
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And I'll give them all to you if you
have a tube of lipstick.
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A tube of lipstick?
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What would I do with a tube of lipstick?
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See?
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See?
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The guy down at the costume place told
me to wear this underneath all this
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or else it'll turn my chest green.
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I'm sorry, Viking, and you're hurting my
wrist.
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Wait a minute now, Harry. Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. I gotta win something.
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Come on now. Look, my buddies must have
got lost or something, but they should
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be here most any time now.
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Look, Viking, I'll give you a dollar if
you put your bra back on and sit down.
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What lovely young couple did we pick
here?
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Oh, hi, Harry.
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I'm Cinderella.
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And I'm a blonde, and if you touch my
wand, I'll give you a big kiss.
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And who are you?
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I'm Fred G. Sanford, and G is for
gorilla.
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Are you comfortable in that thing?
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Are you getting comfortable?
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You ever try to go to the bathroom in an
ape suit?
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I'm going to go outside and see if
there's a mushroom up over this house,
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because this is a bomb park.
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Yeah, you're right, Rollo. There's no
food, no liquor, no decorations.
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No chopsticks, man.
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And it's all my father's fault.
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Oh, that's him now, I bet.
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He's in a cab, too.
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Oh, no, that is Dap Sugar Willie.
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Hey, baby, what's happening?
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You? Let me find it.
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Take it back.
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My man.
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Hey, everybody.
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Don't get up.
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Hey, Dap, sugar, I want you to tell
me... No names. No names, please.
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If this party turns out to be as good as
I think it should, I won't be able to
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tell the man.
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I don't know nobody.
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Well, you got it, stranger.
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That's cool.
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Hey, wait and show me where the food's
at. I'm starving.
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There ain't no food at this party. You
gotta be kidding.
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You joking?
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Don't fool me.
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Come on, not even cooking.
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Okay, fellas, let's play wheel and deal.
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I have here for you, Fred, a large box.
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Get the box. I'll take the girl.
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Now, Fred, you remember this is for
Lamont.
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Oh, yeah, for Lamont. Well, I'll take it
Sunday the weekend.
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won't tell you, Fred, what's inside the
box, but the clue is fun every night.
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The clue just walked off.
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Now, Fred, you can keep what's inside
the box or you can wheel and deal for
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what's behind curtain number one, and
that clue is air.
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It's up to you, Fred.
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Air. Air and curtain.
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Curtain and air.
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Breath. Breath. Bad breath.
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A year's supply of mouthwash.
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No, no. No, no, no, no, Brett. You take
the box. The box.
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You sure, Grady? I'm positive, Brett.
It's the box. The box.
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I'll take the box. The box is yours. But
before we show you what you've got in
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the box, let's see what you turned down
behind curtain number one.
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A brand new...
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I can see him now parked up there on
Mull Island Drive with a pretty girl and
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kissing her.
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Then if it got cloudy, he could put the
top up so it couldn't rain on his beret.
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I'm so sorry, Fred. I'm sorry.
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Dumb blonde, you.
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Now, Fred, let's see what you've won in
the box.
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Lindsay.
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See what color the Walters are.
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Oh, come on, Gritty. Help me carry this.
Hey, hey, hold it, Fred. It's not over
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yet. It's time now for your big wheeling
deal.
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Now you can keep the 21 -inch color
television set or you can trade it in
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what's behind curtain number two.
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It's up to you, Fred G. Sanford.
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Yeah, it's up to me.
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because there could be a zonk behind
that curtain. Yeah, yeah. See, and
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likes TV, but you don't watch as much as
I do.
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I already got TV, but I might wind up
with nothing, Grady.
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I see TV in the curtain. No, no, no.
Fred, Fred, Fred, you take the TV
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that's what you wanted your whole life.
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My whole life. I ain't even lived my
whole life yet, Grady.
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And besides, I got to get something nice
for Lamont.
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Hey, Grady, I'm going to take out the TV
in the curtain.
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Oh.
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Listen.
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What's behind that curtain there?
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I can't tell you that. Tell me what? You
what?
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I can't tell you that.
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What are you, a bigot?
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It's up to you, and there's only one way
to find out. What?
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The box or the curtain.
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Well, I ain't taking no chances.
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Oh, hold on. Hold on. You can't go.
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No, you keep the present, Brenda. I
don't want it.
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Why? Because I want the package that it
comes in.
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I'm not interested.
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Not interested? I'm not interested, man.
We was having a good time until you
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came barging in here.
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We was still having a good time, and
everybody's happy, and Esther's smiling.
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Only you can't tell it because her face
is in front of me.
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I don't want to hear any more of this,
okay?
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See, see, son?
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Grady and... I said I don't want to hear
about it. No, but see, we went down to
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the TV station. I don't care about it.
Would you stop it?
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Now, just stop it, man. You just
couldn't let me have one day out of the
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to get attention for myself. You had to
spoil it. You didn't even do what you
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said you was going to do, Pop.
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I don't want to hear nothing, man. You
spoiled my birthday.
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And now look what happened.
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Everybody's leaving, man. Ain't nobody
left at my party.
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What have you got to say about that?
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Well... Here's your present.
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I don't want it. You keep it.
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wrong, Cinderella.
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I ruined my son's most important date,
and I don't know what to do.
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Cinderella, can I borrow your slipper?
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What's it going to do with that, Fred?
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I'm going to drink out of it. If that
don't kill me, nothing will.
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I'm all alone now.
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It's all my fault.
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Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you,
honey.
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I messed up my son's most important
date.
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I failed him.
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Lamont, it's you.
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Hey, Pop.
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I want to talk to you about something.
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Yeah, I know.
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You're leaving.
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No. I want to just ask you to send a few
bucks to the caretaker so he can keep
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the pigeons off my tombstone.
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Look, Pop, I found the present that you
gave me, and I opened it. You found it?
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Yeah, and... After you fell asleep,
Brady called me and told me why you did
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you did.
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Cinderella did that?
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Yeah.
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Well, I don't know why Brady don't mind
his own business.
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Look, and I apologize, Pop. I really
feel awful, man.
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That's okay, son. I forgive you. You
know what?
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What? You're a pretty mellow old dude,
man. I'm lucky to have a father like
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You mean that?
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Yeah. You mean like Ozzy was to Ricky?
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Shucks. Well, listen, let me see how
that watch looks on you.
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Oh, uh, I sold the watch, Pop.
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You sold my present?
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Yeah, man, a diamond watch is too fancy
for me, see, so I sold it and I got a
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cheaper one.
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Plus, I had a few bucks left over. A
few?
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A few?
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You must have had enough money left over
to buy a... A new present for you?
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A present?
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A present for me? Mm -hmm.
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That's my present? Yeah. Oh, you didn't
have to get me nothing.
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What is it? Let me see that.
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It's a remote control switch for a brand
new color television.
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Hey, son, this is really nice. But what
good is it without the television?
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It used to be like giving head and
shoulders to Isaac Hayes.
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Stay tuned for the second half of Love
of Living. Go inside and take a look,
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Pop. Huh?
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What?
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No, you didn't.
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You didn't give me a color television.
Yeah.
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Oh, son, I don't know what to say.
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only that you're blocking the picture.
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Oh, wow, look at that color tongue.
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Hey, look, hit that button over there,
and that changes the stations.
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Hello, Lucy.
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Hello, Johnny Green Giant.
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Goodbye, Tiny Bowl.
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And press that other button, Pop, and
that turns it on and off.
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I'm going to try to be a better father
for you, son.
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I mean it. And I'm going to even invite
Aunt Sophia to watch TV with me. Really?
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Yeah. And then I'm going to click this
right in her face and see if I can
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the way it looks.
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