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Thank you.

Morning.

Morning,
morning, morning, morning.

Morning, Cliff.
Let me take that.

- Up all night with
these bloody things.
- Yep.

At a time like this,
for God's sake.

(Cliff)
..going to have a pizza.

(Terri)
Can I have the digest, please?

..printing them off.

- Would you mind taking them?
- Oh, all right. Why?

- Erm, Malcolm's there.
- Malcolm? Where?

- In there? Why?
- In your office.

It's just a social call.

- A social call? Jesus Christ.
- Yeah.

Erm...have you got him coffee?

Did you get
Malcolm Tucker coffee?

I thought
you were organising...

Oh, for Christ's...
Get him...
Get coffee, get, erm...

- Danish pastries,
croissants...
- Danish pastries, croissants.

- No, fruit.
Get lots of fruit.
- Can you get fruit?

- Pile of fruit and
lots of coffee, now.
- Fruit...

(Malcolm) No, he's useless.
He's absolutely useless.

He is, he's as useless
as a marzipan dildo.

All right. Got to go.
Minister's just walked in.

Don't interrupt
your call 'cos of me.

You're a Minister
of the Crown,

you don't need to listen
to all of my fucking chutney.

I'm sure it's more interesting
than chutney.

No, no, it's just
my cock-up, as usual.

I thought that Graham Dixon
was doing a briefing but it
was Graham Hughes.

Too many Grahams.
We ought to kill some of them.

(Malcolm) Exactly. So...

So. God,
I'm sorry about the fuck-up
about the coffee.

How am I supposed
to run a bloody department

if I can't get
the Prime Minister's enforcer
a cup of fucking coffee?

That's OK. Listen,
the thing is, you're doing
a bloody good job here, Cliff.

Cos all this shit in the paper
about whether
I'm going or not...

Have you seen...? Terri,
can you bring
the Mailin, please?

Have you seen the Mail?

(Malcolm) "Lawton
dangles by a thread"?

Yeah. "Dangles by a thread".

(Cliff) It's all right,
we've got...

"Lawton dangles by a thread".

- We've got it, it's OK.
- Do keep it.

Just leave it there.
Thank you very much, Terri.

(Malcolm)
There's a lot, isn't there?

It started in the
Telegraph Diarybut just more
and more and more and more.

Seriously,
the PM likes you personally.

I like you personally.
And we have absolutely no
desire to get rid of you.

I just want you to know that.
None of this negative stuff
is coming from us.

Oh, Mal, mate, that...

- makes me feel
a lot more secure.
- Does it?

- Well, it's difficult.
- What's difficult?

- Just endless
headlines day after day.
- On and on.

- Chipping away at confidence.
- Absolutely.

You see, the thing is
that we are
starting to look weak.

Everybody's saying,
"When's he gonna go?
When's he gonna go?"

Right.

You don't want us
to look weak, do you?

No, no.

So there you are.

That's why you've got to go.

- No.
- Yes.

- No.
- (Knock on door)

- (Secretary) Coffee?
- Fuck off.

- Tea?
- You fuck off, darling.

Malcolm, look, erm...

if you do this, it's
the bollocks of the jungle
out there, you know?

They're like wolves.
Pissed wolves.

I've made the announcement.
I've told the lobby, Cliff.

- You've told
the lobby I'm going?
- Yeah. Sorry, Cliff.

- Minister.
- Get used to Cliff.

I've booked you in
for the usual
soapy tit wank farewell

at Number Ten in 20 minutes.

I've also drafted you
a letter of resignation.

You can say you're jumping
before you're pushed

although we're
gonna be briefing
that you were pushed, sorry.

Erm...

Look, tell you what,
you don't need to do all this.

What about Tom?
Everybody knows
he's fucking up Transport.

We can't sack Tom,
we can't lose anyone at
Transport, they're important.

And Social Affairs isn't?

OK, the Department
of Social Affairs
is very important

but it's not Transport.

Transport's cars,
buses, trucks...

I know what
transport fucking entails!

(Cliff) Look, look...

(Cliff sighs)

Look, I'll look at it.

Personal reasons.

I thought that would
give you adequate scope.

Scope. What, like, erm...
shooting up in the Cabinet
Office or something?

Stuffing a cat
up my arse and having a wank?
What do you mean, scope?

This could be
a great deal worse.

You have had a good innings,
you have been
here for 18 months.

And you know, I have written
some very nice
things about you

in the PM's reply
to your resignation.

Some very nice
fucking things indeed.

I had a lump in my throat.
And you know why?

Because no one who matters
thinks any less
of you over this,

so far. OK?

Right. One more thing.

The Daily Mail.

David Topham has
got it into his head

that we are going to sack you
because of press pressure.

- I wonder why.
- Look...

you're in no
position to dish out
fucking sarcasm. That's over.

You no longer have purchase
in the sarcasm world.
Get on the phone.

Tell him you're jumping
before you're pushed,

although we were
going to push you,

but not because
of press pressure

but because of
your deeply held
personal issues.

You want me
to write my own obituary.

Get on the fucking phone.
Do it now.

Thank you.

Morning.

- Good morning.
- (Terri) Have
you seen the Times?

- No.
- Jo Cherman's
been a bit of a bitch.

- She always is.
- Yeah.

- Everything in this
package is small...
- We go down and say it,

the local yokels
will take the photos,
20 minutes is enough.

- (Hugh) Hugh's here now.
- Morning, Hugh.

- Good morning. Come on.
- (Chatter)

Terri...

Shush, I've got something
important to say.

- (Chatting)
- Olly.
I've got something for us.

I've got us a very,
very tasty little morsel.

This morning I had a chat
with my good friend

the Prime Minister
of Great Britain...

- (All) Ooh.
- Yes. And, erm...

Remember the, erm...

(Sighs) Olly,
your benefit unit fraud...

Anti-Benefit Fraud Executive.
ABFE.

ABFE. Erm, Scrounger Squad.

(Olly) Snooper Squad.

The one with
the spending implications?

The Prime Minister's view,
is "fuck the spending
implications, I like it."

- Good.
- So this is us.
We're on the map.

It's a chance for me, Glenn,
to get on Richard & Judy
and plant that flag

right on their fucking sofa.

So the Prime
Minister's authorised you
to announce it, has he?

That's very much
what he signalled.

He said he's right behind us
on this and it's very much
what we should be doing.

This is great.
So we can do it
today at the school.

- We can clear
the press conference...
- Excuse me.

(Glenn) We'll double bubble
it, leak it to the Standard
for the early editions

and trail it on
The World At One.

We need someone
at the Standardwe
can give this to.

What about Angela Heaney?
She's at the Standardnow,
isn't she? Olly?

Erm...yes, she is.

Do you not think that
maybe she's a bit junior,
I think.

Bit too much like your ex

who broke your heart
and dumped you
with a text message.

It was a fucking email,
not a text message.

We give it to her,
she'll write what we want.

- She's easy.
- She is easy.

I can see that you've all got
big,
stiff hard-ons for this...

- (Hugh) Sorry?
- I'm not saying
that's not nice.

- But...
- (Hugh) Terri.

..there is no way
we're gonna clear it
by this afternoon.

(Olly) Why not?

So cool it,
and I'll ring
Paul at the Treasury.

- (All) No, no, no!
- No calls to the Treasury.

If you call the Treasury,
to get near the announcement

he's going to have to
dress up as catering

with a big tray of drinks
and a pot of sliced lemons.

I'm not doing that.

- I'm just going by procedure.
- (Hugh) Terri.

I love doing
things the right way,
that ethical stuff.

I love it, we all do.

But it's difficult
when you're the first
to put your gun down

because people
jump on your head
as if it's a ripe watermelon.

We don't want that.

The Prime
Minister wants to do it.

He's above the Treasury
in the hierarchy.

- I can write it
down on a chart.
- (Terri) Whatever.

- (Glenn) Thank you.
- I'll get to it, Minister.

You're just doing your job.

(Whispers) Not very well.

Will you get Angela
on the phone for Olly?

- You can deal
with this Olly, yes?
- Erm...

- Will it be my usual driver?
- (Olly) ..technically.

- Yes, Hugh.
- I don't fucking like him.

He's... I don't know.
I think he despises me.

We'll have to use him today,
you know how
the pool system works.

So we go down to
the school...erm...have to...

- He's sort of contemptuous.
- The driver?

I feel like
he looks down on me.

No, Hugh, he likes you,
I'm sure.

(Hourly pips on radio)

The World At One.
This is Nick Clarke...

Well,
you can fuck off for a start.

The Social Affairs
Secretary Hugh Abbot...

Evening.

- First story up.
- Top of the bill.

..a uniformed,
so-called Snooper Force.

The announcement
suggests the DSA has

pushed the Treasury
into releasing more funds,

so we'll ask,
is the Treasury losing its...

Yes, and not before time!

..Social Affairs spokesman
Mark Davis Nathenson...

If you can get
him out of the bath!

But first,
the estimates of fatalities

from yesterday's
train disaster in Bangalore

have risen overnight...

Well, that's marvellous.

- (Mobile)
- Ooh.

Oh, Tucker. Malcolm.

What the fuck was that?
Was this Snooper
Force thing from you?

Malcolm, I talked to the PM,

this is completely kosher
as far as he's concerned.

He gave the go-ahead
and he said
bounce the Treasury.

We have got 17 different
issues we are fighting with
the Treasury about.

I can hear that you are,
as usual, upset...

I'll tell you why I'm upset.

I'm upset because
these fucking morons
at the Treasury,

these people,
they are so paranoid.

If you don't tell
them about this stuff,

cc them on email,
they think
you've started a coup.

- Mal.. .Malcolm...
- You don't seem to understand

that I'm going
to have to mop up

a fucking hurricane of piss
from all these neurotics.

What did the Prime Minister
actually say to you?

He actually said, "This
is exactly the kind of thing
we should be doing."

What did he actually say?

He said, "This is exactly
the sort of thing
we should be doing."

Should be doing.
Should does not mean yes.

Now, there's only thing
to do here and it's what
I'm going to tell you to do.

- Kill it.
- I can't kill it.

I'm on my way to
make the announcement.

There's gonna be
television cameras there.

Fuck the cameras.
Think of
something else to say.

Just don't mention the...
New Avengers or
the Snooper Force,

whatever the fuck you call it.

- Scam Busters?
- Get rid of

I don't want to
hear about it again. Bye.

(Glenn) Hugh, talk to me.

Hugh, what's going on?
What's the matter?

We're going to
have to do a number of
things almost immediately.

- What? What's the problem?
- Fuck.

- What? Hugh, what?
- Stop saying what.

- Right.
- I was sucked in!

- Is this Tucker
jumping on this?
- I think he was right.

- He's always fucking right.
- No, he's not always right.

Should...

- does it mean yes?
- Yes, we should do this.

- Hugh.
- When Tucker
was talking to me

should didn't mean yes.
I mean, it really didn't.

It...
I just...I felt like a fool.

- This is nice.
- Yeah, this is very nice.

This is just work, isn't it?
I mean, we're not...

Yeah, no, absolutely.
Nothing like that.

It's just, you know, deadline.

Yeah, sure, erm...
Something like, erm...

Social Affairs
Minister Hugh Abbot

will today announce

a tough new crackdown
on benefit fraudsters.

Erm. Paragraph.

- Yeah, I can do
the punctuation, Olly.
- Sorry.

Actually, I did have it
written down a bit better.

I've got it on
a piece of paper.

That's fantastic, Olly.
Can I just have that?

Sure, yeah.

- It's should all be there.
- Certainly is.

I've done it in capitals
and everything...

Erm, I think I'll say
senior government sources.

Thank you very much.

- It sounds better.
- Oh, yeah, of course.

Olly, come on!

(Glenn) Over here! Olly!
(Hugh) Over here!

Sorry.

(Glenn) Right.

- What's that you've got?
- Olives.

- Olives?
He's brought his own olives.
- Want one? Glenn?

(Glenn) So the line is -
call every news desk

that the Snooper Force story

is that it was
let out by, quote,

a disgruntled civil servant,
unquote. OK?

- OK, great.
- And, Terri?

- You can drop
that tone, all right?
- What tone?

The "I knew
better all along" tone.

It isn't fucking
appreciated right now.

(Phone beeps)

Bye.

The thing is,
the story isn't a story.

(Chuckles) What do you mean?

The Snooper Force, it's not
happening. None of that's
actually happening.

- I can't do this.
- You've got to do this.

I mean, yeah, I...
You know, reading,
talking, I get car sick.

I've got to stop,
we've got to stop.

Jesus Christ.

Do you think you could pull in
at the next lay-by?

As far as the department
and
the Government are concerned,

there is no Snooper Force.

What's going on?
Has the Treasury
gone ballistic?

- No, no...
- Why this flip-flop?

No, there's no flip-flop.
Nothing like that!

No, erm, this isn't
a...change in policy
in any...in any respect.

- No.
- What's going on, Olly?

Bec... No,
well, the truth is that I...

- acted beyond my brief.
- What are you talking about?

I dunno, I just kind
of...wanted to play
the big man in front of you.

- You just made something up?
- No!

Listen,
Angela, I am really so sorry.

If it's any help,
the line that
we're giving to everybody else

is that there's
a disgruntled civil servant,

- they leaked the story.
- Have you got a name?

Do I have a name
for
the disgruntled civil servant?

- (Mouthing)
- Derek. Derek?

Terri. Terri.

No, we're just going to pick
a name. We're gonna pick
a name. I'm so sorry.

- I'm so sorry.
- Olly, this is ridiculous.

- It is not fucking...
- Did you plan this?

The last thing I
want to do today

is be stuckin a fucking lay-by
by a Wacky Warehouse,

begging my ex-girlfriend.

All right. So...

what the hell
am I going to say

is the reason for me summoning

all the nation's major news
organisations to
a school in Wiltshire?

(Olly) You want
something sexy,
eye-catching

and that is free and
universally popular

and instantly applicable,
no one can
possibly object to it.

- Yes.
- You should have
said before, Glenn,

because I've got a file

about that fucking thick
of that back at the office.

- Those policies
are ten a penny!
- Olly!

Our entire manifesto
is made up of...

It doesn't help
when you get cynical.

Think of this as
an opportunity.

I can't just come up
with Das Kapitalin a cab.

- Olly.
- Here, shave.

(Buzzing)

(Glenn) What we need is
something that the public want

that's incredibly
popular and is free.

- Return of
capital punishment.
- (Buzzing stops)

That's a joke, right?
You are joking, yes?
Obviously.

Come on,
Olly, come up with something.

(Olly) National
spare room database.

What about zoos?

My kids went to a zoo
the other day and they said
it was fucking disgusting.

You know, the state of it.

That's shit, isn't it?

No...but there
is an idea there,

because in
the middle of the city
you've got wild animals.

Pet ASBOs? Remember that?
ASBOs for pets.

That sounds potentially
ludicrous, but then pet
passports, that was a goer.

(Glenn) What if everybody
had to carry
a plastic bag by law?

You know identification cards
are coming in...

You've fucking cracked.
Are you mad?

What if the announcement is...
there's no big announcement.

- (Hugh) For goodness...
- No, wait.

We say the Department
of Social Affairs
has been doing amazing work,

bread-and-butter work,
belt-and-braces work,

the kind of work
you aren't interested in

cos it's not shiny, shiny,
media-friendly.

You sickos are so obsessed
with the media...

Sickos.

..that every time
we try and...just
carry on with our day

you don't show up,
so we have to
call a big thing like this.

- On target, under budget...
- Coalface politics.

- Yes, I like that.
- Not wasting resources.

- Good, let's do that.
- Let's go for that.

We trick them. Tinselly thing
and they come
along and we say...

"Ah, that's what
we've been doing, we've been
doing our fucking jobs!"

They never print
that stuff, do they?

You've come two
hours out of London
to cover this...

You mugs! You mugs!

But you've got
a bigger story here
than you have chasing tinsel.

Which is you live in a country
which is properly...

Not many
countries can say that.

And we've
probably got ten million
we can throw at it.

That's good, because it sounds
like a lot, doesn't it?

I've got a thing here
that says springy concrete.

I think that's
about the playground...

- Springy concrete?
- (Hugh) Good afternoon...

- Should I say,
"Hello, boys and girls"?
- Yes, very nice.

Like a fucking panto dame.

He's gonna look ridiculous
on the six o'clock news

saying,
"Hello, boys and girls."

He's talking to the audience
in front of him.

Real money for real families.

- Real families or people?
- (Glenn) Families.

- (Olly) People. Real people.
- You see? Don't... Families.

Families sounds exclusive,
it sounds back to basics,
John Major.

- People sounds communist.
- It doesn't sound communist.

- I'll say families.
- Say families of people.

- Mr Abbot.
- (Glenn) Great.
You're on. Here we go.

(Hugh) Thank you.

- (Glenn) It's what
you do best, mate.
- Yep.

(Hugh) This is lovely.
Very nice indeed.

Well,
that was a fucking disaster.

- Well, that...
- Shut up.

Thank you.

(Terri) Ah. Well done.

There's nothing
in the Standard,
big fat nothing.

- Nothing?
- You got away with it.

He's created
a press conference
so boring

that none of
the press will touch it.

- (Hugh laughs)
- Genius.

Fucking well done, mate.
You turned it around.

(Indistinct chatter)

Well, you really
pulled it round, mate.

I took the flak,
you supplied the flak jacket.

Yeah,
and the bullets bounced off.

- This is what
it's all about, Glenn.
- Yeah.

All those years
at the coalface,

hanging in there,
taking all the shit,
all the bullshit.

When you are
Senior Cabinet Minister,
we'll show them.

Yeah, and Snooper Force?
Bollocks,
we'll get rid of that.

For fuck's sake, yeah.
Fiddling while Rome burns.

Fucking right.
We'll kick some arse.

We'll kick some butt!
Kick some butt!

That's what we're in it for,
mate, tell them all
the shit that we do.

It's a means to an end, mate.

Fuck me, Malcolm.
How do you do that?

Can I have a word with you?

(Sighing heavily)
I'm hacked off, mate.

But w-w-we killed it.
It-it's killed.

Yeah. But once you
start the fire...

And we didn't start the fire.

It was always burning since
the world's been turning,
et cetera, et cetera.

Malcolm,
you're not making any sense.

Prime Minister, obviously,
he's on the plane in Stockholm

and somebody hits him
with The World At One.

He thinks it's the Treasury
trying to stiff him one

so he, er...

he stuck with the story.

- He liked it?
- Yeah, he's
backing the Snooper Force.

Oh, right.

You... We shouldn't
really then have...

I mean, you shouldn't really
have told us to, er...

Should you? (Chuckles)

Don't should me, Hugh,

cos I'll should
you right back,
right through that window.

None of this should
be happening, should it?
Should it? Should it?

Is that should
in the...sense of yes, or...?

It's should in the sense of
you should do as
you're fucking told.

What, erm...

What are we gonna do now?

You're gonna completely
reverse your position.

Look, no, hang on a second.

Hang... Malcolm.
It's not actually that, erm...

- That's gonna be
quite hard, really.
- Yes, well,

the announcement
that you didn't
make today, you did.

No, no, I didn't.

And there were
television cameras there
while I was not doing it.

Fuck them.

I'm not quite sure how...
What level of reality I'm
supposed to be operating on.

Look,
this is what they run with.

I tell them that you said it,
they believe that you said it.

They don't really
believe you said it,

- they know you never said it.
- Right.

But it's in their interests
to say you said it

because if they don't,

they're not gonna get
what you say
tomorrow or the next day

when I decide to tell them
what it is you're saying.

Yeah. I-I am
following this, I just...

I had a friend
who used to indulge
in extramarital affairs, OK?

He would go off and
have some dalliance

and every
Monday he'd come back
and he'd meet his wife.

And he told me that all he did
was inside his head
turn a little switch.

- The affair never happened.
OK?
- Right.

There's not a...
What is the problem with this?

The problem with it...
First of all,
I didn't get much dalliance.

Get it into your head,
rewind today in your head.

OK, stop explaining it to me.

I have to
fucking explain
it to you, man,

you haven't been
here long enough.

(Glenn) I don't think
he'd be really up for that.

- Tucker's in the building...
- (Olly) When did he come in?

Where are all the people?
Where are my people?

They've gone home,
Secretary of State,
it's 5:40.

OK. Well, erm...listen.

The situation is, erm,
it's pretty terrible,

but things have changed. OK?

The line is now,

I did announce
the Snooper Force
this afternoon at the school.

OK? That's what happened.
All right?

So now you have
to tell the media

in case they...missed it.

OK? Great.

- (Glenn) What we've got to...
- I said this
was gonna happen.

- It's happened.
It's nobody's fault.
- I said it. Glenn, I...

What we have to do...

Excuse me.
It's not my fault, it's yours.

- I didn't say that...
- You said it
was nobody's fault

- but it's your
fault and your fault.
- It's not my fault.

If you walk away from this
I'll pin it on you...

(Hugh) Everything OK?

(Glenn) ..you cunt.
(Terri) We're fucked.

Great.

(Glenn) This is
the real world, Terri.
(Terri) We are fucked.

- How's it going?
- Good.

I think they might need
a little bit of coordination.

- (All talking)
- Has anyone spoken
to Nicky Campbell?

I've got one
missed call here -
Nicky Campbell.

It's become so complicated
and it's actually
terrifically simple.

There was always gonna be
a Snooper Force policy.
Definitely.

It's too good
to have been invented by
a disgruntled civil servant.

I'm really glad
you came in, Angela.

- Well,
I could lose my job, Olly.
- Yeah...

I went all hot and heavy
to the news desk

with three directly
contradictory
stories in one day.

- I know.
- They gave me flip-flops.

You know? Someone
actually went out and bought
flip-flops to give me.

Yeah.

You've gotta give
them credit for that,
that is quite funny.

Yeah,
and they pasted onto them...

a fucking porn picture
of a girl sucking a big cock

and they wrote
"Angela Heaney
swallows anything".

That is less funny.
Obviously that's
quite offensive.

Can you give me
one good reason
why I shouldn't do a big story

- on the,
you know, the day of spin?
- What sort of story?

Inside story of a government
department out of control

with diagrams and a flow chart
with your face and name on it

and Glenn's and
Hugh's and big arrows
showing who spoke to who

and how you all fucked it up.

I think I could write
that one up myself.

I think I could do
the punctuation on that one.

- OK, I was patronis...
- Hey. Hi, Angela.

I like the hair,
nice little corkscrews.

Yeah, er, fine.

We were just, er,
talking about why we should
or shouldn't do a big...

story on
the big insidery piece

kind of day of spin
sort of spread in the...

- paper.
- I don't know.

Maybe you should. Good idea.

Oh,
wait a minute, wait a minute.

I know why she shouldn't,
because if she did that

she'd be dead to me,
to this department,
to the Government.

And she'd never
get another story,
or a fucking whiff of a story,

so long as she kept
her sorry hack bitch face
lingering around Westminster

because I would call
every editor I know,

which, obviously,
that's all of them,

and tell them
to gouge her name
out of their address books

so she'd never even get a job
on hospital radio,

where the sad sack belongs.

That's what I'd tell her.

But maybe you should do it.
See you later.

Yeah.

He...he's actually...

He can be really nice.

It's been a very long day.

I didn't say we
weren't doing it, which is
as good as saying we were.

- Thanks, bye-bye.
- The World Tonight.

Hello, Hugh Abbot here.

Yes,
no, it's always a pleasure
to speak to The World Tonight.

Go live on air now?

Yes, of course,
I'd be delighted to.

Robin, my pleasure,
nice to be with you.

Yes. Before I answer that,

may I just say
how delighted I am,
as indeed we all are,

at
the excitement and enthusiasm

that the benefit
fraud inspection unit
has created.

I announced at
a press conference

this new benefit
fraud inspection unit

which we are hoping to call...

Sponge Avengers.

- And at that
press conference...
- (Vacuum whirring)

..there seems to have been
a bit of a blip

because many of
the journalists didn't pick up
on the announcement.

I think they're so
much looking for...

(On radio)
..scandal or incompetence.

So that statement

that the policy
was the invention
of a disgruntled civil servant

was actually the invention of
a disgruntled civil servant.

No, there's only one
disgruntled civil servant.

One of them's...
One of them's an invention...
by the other one, you see.

(Hugh) Anyone
listening carefully
will think I'm mad.

(Glenn) They won't,
it came over loud and clear.

(Glenn) It's gonna
put the whole thing
to bed anyway. Kill it.

Olly's offered Angela
a private life
piece about you.

- (Hugh) Great.
- A Sunday walk
with the family,

that sort of thing.

She's gonna be
checking through my books

and snooping in
my bathroom cabinet

and making snide remarks
about how I don't know
who Gail Porter is.

- We did dick her
about a bit, Hugh.
- Yeah.

We're getting a roasting
from what has been

dubbed, but I wouldn't call,
Flip-Flop Friday.

We need all
the help from friends
we can get right now.

- (Hugh) I know.
- What do you think?

I just... I just think that...

(Window whirring)

I want a new driver.
Get me a new driver.

I don't want to see
this guy ever again.

On what grounds?

Smiling.
Inappropriate smiling.

And smirking.
Smiling and smirking.

I don't want to see
that smile or
smirk ever again. OK?

Thank you.

- OK, thank you.
- (Driver) Which
way do you want to go?

(Hugh) I don't care,
you're the boss.