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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,619 --> 00:00:04,619 Yeah. 2 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:09,820 Your Honor, I... What's he doing? 3 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:11,060 Watching television. 4 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,120 He just bought that. 5 00:00:14,220 --> 00:00:15,220 It's not on. 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,740 Can't find the power knob. 7 00:00:18,860 --> 00:00:21,160 Bull, didn't that come with an instruction manual? 8 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:27,900 How cute! 9 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,560 Evening, everybody. 10 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:33,490 Yeah, I got one of those. 11 00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:35,050 You know how to turn it on? Sure. 12 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:40,110 Voila. 13 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:42,350 Oh, wow. 14 00:00:42,950 --> 00:00:45,470 If we had tweezers, we could change the channel. 15 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:49,690 Oh, yeah, that baby be great for Super Bowl parties. 16 00:00:51,690 --> 00:00:52,690 Here's the volume. 17 00:00:53,190 --> 00:00:56,590 And things don't look any better in the state capitol at this hour, where 18 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,790 legislators continue their battle over the budget. 19 00:00:58,990 --> 00:01:01,310 They don't pass that budget, we don't get paid tomorrow. 20 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:06,540 Oh, hey, guys, you know the big redhead in accounting, the one with the 38D IQ? 21 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:08,060 She finally said yes. 22 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:11,340 Can somebody please loan me a C -note till tomorrow? 23 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:12,620 No. 24 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:16,160 All right, all right, so the hot tub club is out. I can do with 50. 25 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,740 It's official. The assembly has adjourned for the night without a 26 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:24,220 That means thousands of municipal employees won't be seeing their 27 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:25,220 tomorrow. 28 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,260 You say we're not going to be paid tomorrow? 29 00:01:29,670 --> 00:01:30,670 To repeat. 30 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:31,750 I heard you! 31 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:34,710 You silly twit! 32 00:01:34,950 --> 00:01:37,470 I have got 12 cents in the bank. Do you hear that? 33 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:41,590 Pull out the antenna a little. Maybe we'll get sharper contrast. 34 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:44,950 This is Ted Stevens, live in Albany. 35 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:46,170 I want you dead. 36 00:01:47,490 --> 00:01:50,570 If I could get to Albany, I would kill you myself! 37 00:01:53,510 --> 00:01:57,430 And I hate your blazer! 38 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:03,440 I'm sorry. 39 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:07,300 I don't know what came over me. 40 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,620 Harry, I apologize about your TV. 41 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,480 Let me tell him. 42 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:16,100 Tell me what? 43 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,480 It was bull. 44 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,800 He's getting up. 45 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,280 He's coming over here. 46 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,500 Money or revenge? 47 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:33,620 Revenge. 48 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:40,740 Thank 49 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:48,980 you. 50 00:03:36,019 --> 00:03:37,200 Here's your warrants, Mac. 51 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:39,980 I found a nickel in my paperclip compartment. 52 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,600 Oh, boy. 53 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,600 It could come in handy. 54 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,600 Well, things are going to be tight here. 55 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:49,980 Everybody finds out about this budget mess, they're going to go crazy. 56 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:55,180 Now, Mac, don't underestimate people. Even without money, pride in one's work 57 00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:56,860 can be a pretty powerful thing. 58 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,100 Fail report. 59 00:04:05,130 --> 00:04:06,130 even heard yet. 60 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:12,530 Hey, those are mine, mister. Give them back. Hey, look, we had a deal. A dollar 61 00:04:12,530 --> 00:04:13,570 fifty for a buck. 62 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:17,649 But that's a whole carton. Hey, Phil, what is this? A buck? You happy? All 63 00:04:17,649 --> 00:04:19,230 right, I got cookies. I gotta move them. 64 00:04:20,410 --> 00:04:22,190 Hi, my name's Christine. 65 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:23,510 What's yours? 66 00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:26,370 Cindy. Cindy? Well, Cindy, tell me something. 67 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:30,870 Did you see Danny out in the hallway kissing a nice woman a couple of minutes 68 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:31,870 ago? 69 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:36,780 You know, that woman's husband is one of Danny's superiors. And that puts Danny 70 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:39,100 in a very compromising position. 71 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,200 Do you know what compromising means? 72 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:47,600 Cindy, what do you think would happen if Dan's superior were to find out? 73 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:05,770 We try to squeeze in a couple of cases. Might help take our minds off money. 74 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:07,450 What do you got, Mac? 75 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:09,590 About a buck sixty -five so far. 76 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:14,190 Congratulations. Can I have a case? 77 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:15,590 Oh, yes, sir. 78 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:18,990 People versus Ellen Blink, Your Honor. 79 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:22,350 I've never even seen a real judge before. 80 00:05:23,010 --> 00:05:24,070 Don't worry about it. 81 00:05:24,510 --> 00:05:26,790 Underneath the robe is a Bullwinkle T -shirt. 82 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:30,250 True story. 83 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:32,150 What's your charge, Mac? 84 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:33,410 Breaking and entering. 85 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:34,710 Her? 86 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,410 What'd she break into? 87 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:37,630 Her hotel room. 88 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:39,250 Why'd they arrest her? 89 00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:41,690 Why am I asking you? 90 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:48,030 Your Honor, Sidney Frizzell here is a manager of a transient hotel uptown. 91 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:49,990 It's a decent establishment. 92 00:05:50,510 --> 00:05:55,490 Steam heat, fresh linens every month, pay phones right on the same block. 93 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:58,490 Boat people welcome. 94 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:03,070 I can fit a dozen of them in a room. 95 00:06:04,790 --> 00:06:06,870 They don't mind. It's just like home. 96 00:06:08,170 --> 00:06:11,490 Your Honor, Mrs. Blake returned from work and found an eviction notice on her 97 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:13,610 door. I got a simple policy. 98 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:16,190 You don't pay, you don't stay. 99 00:06:17,990 --> 00:06:19,350 Made that up myself. 100 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:24,490 Your Honor, Mrs. Blake was just trying to retrieve some of her belongings. Mr. 101 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,150 Frizzell intercepted her and called the police. 102 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:27,630 Retrieving her belongings? 103 00:06:27,950 --> 00:06:30,090 She jimmied the lock with a butter knife. 104 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:32,440 Mrs. Blake? 105 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,200 I didn't have a screwdriver. 106 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,480 Perfectly adequate substitute. 107 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,020 Your Honor, it was cold outside. Mrs. Blake just wanted to get her coat. 108 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,320 Mr. Frizzell impounded their possessions. 109 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:46,820 He took my TV! 110 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,360 Big deal! 111 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:49,540 It's not color! 112 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:51,900 It's not even Japanese. 113 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,040 You two pals? 114 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,460 That's her son, Your Honor. He lives with her at the hotel. 115 00:06:57,980 --> 00:07:00,900 Till I get money, neither one of them's living at my hotel. 116 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,940 He is within his rights to refuse occupancy, sir. 117 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:05,980 Does that mean he can swipe our stuff, too? 118 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:07,220 Yeah, it does! 119 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:09,760 You filthy, scummy, two -bit punk! 120 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,240 Don't get me wrong. I love kids. 121 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:17,980 What's his name? Joey. 122 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,900 Hiya, Joey. I'm Harry. Who cares? 123 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,220 Come here, little boy. 124 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,059 we settle down. 125 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:32,220 Now, Joey, I understand why you're upset. 126 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:35,080 You don't look like you're old enough to understand puberty. 127 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:41,120 You ever study wood in school? 128 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,920 Your Honor, perhaps we should approach the bench and discuss this. 129 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:47,900 Why don't you guys truck on down here. 130 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,820 Okay, what is the big deal here? How much is it going to take to settle this? 131 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,480 She owes him $200. 132 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,500 Plus room tax. 133 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:03,710 So he locks her out. So what if she pays him? He gave her every opportunity. 134 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:04,750 Then she broke in. 135 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:07,690 But I swore I'd pay him back the minute I got my first job. 136 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:14,390 You know, guys, we really got to brush up on our whispering. 137 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:17,470 Okay, spread out, people. 138 00:08:19,130 --> 00:08:20,930 Mrs. Blake, when will you be paid? 139 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:22,230 Tomorrow afternoon. 140 00:08:22,530 --> 00:08:25,010 I'm a cleaning lady at the Municipal Records Building. 141 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:26,530 You work for the city. 142 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,200 Is that a bad idea? 143 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:38,240 Oh, no, Mrs. Blake. It's just that according to the news, city employees 144 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,280 not be getting any money for quite some time. 145 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:42,280 Didn't you see that on TV? 146 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,600 We don't have one. 147 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:44,820 Remember? 148 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:48,000 No, the mine tends to go at my age. 149 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:54,700 So they're broke. That ain't my fault. Like I'm supposed to look after every 150 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,100 pinheaded slob who gets paid by this town. 151 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,420 Well, I didn't mean you slobs. 152 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,760 This is impossible. It can't be. 153 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,760 We just moved here. 154 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:10,220 We don't know anyone. 155 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,020 Can't you help us? 156 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:18,080 You're asking him for help? What you did was against the law, and he knows that. 157 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,780 Your Honor, if you rule against my client, he'll be out on the streets with 158 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:22,780 nothing. 159 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:25,580 Excuse me. 160 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Recess. 161 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:28,940 How long? 162 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,460 Uh, two... two and a half weeks? 163 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,840 What a depressing day. 164 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:37,460 Tell me about it. 165 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:42,980 Mine would have been totally shot if I hadn't found this lying out in the 166 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:43,980 street. 167 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:47,840 Geez. 168 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:52,600 You'd think somebody would just rip that thing off Cosell's head and get it over 169 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:53,600 with. 170 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:07,920 one of those once. 171 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:11,400 You don't say. When was that? 172 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:12,820 6 .30. 173 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,500 Dan grabbed it from me and threw it out the window. 174 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:20,740 Why don't you go look on the street? 175 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:22,460 Who knows? You might get lucky. 176 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:29,920 That Ted Koppel's a cod. 177 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:35,540 Thanks for keeping an eye on Herbal. You betcha. 178 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,280 Thank you. They told me you paid for all this food. 179 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:43,000 You paid for this stuff? 180 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,120 I wouldn't touch it for a million bucks. 181 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,640 Joey, he's trying to help. Yeah, I took a lot to help him so much. Why didn't he 182 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:51,640 just nail that jerk? 183 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,520 Joey, can I let you in on a couple of things off the record? 184 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:59,180 Number one, I love nailing jerks more than anyone else I know. 185 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:01,640 I wrote the book on jerk nailing. 186 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,820 And number two, the last kid who talked to me the way you're talking to me ended 187 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:08,820 up as part of an off -ramp in Newark. 188 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,580 I apologize for him, Your Honor. 189 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,220 He's not a bad boy. He just broke -traded. 190 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,000 Yeah, I know, Mrs. Blake. 191 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:23,660 I was a kid myself nine or ten months ago. 192 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,100 You're a nice man. 193 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,080 Well, now that I'm not too sure about. 194 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:36,230 You see, I've been looking over some cases that are kind of like yours, and 195 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,670 just doesn't look like... See? 196 00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:40,390 I told you. We're not going to get a thing, Ma. 197 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:41,650 Let him finish. 198 00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:45,730 We are going to get justice here, Joey. That's why we're here. 199 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,010 Right, Judge? 200 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,090 Excuse me. 201 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:57,350 I've got to double -check my hat. I'm sure there's a rabbit in there 202 00:11:58,270 --> 00:11:59,270 I beg your pardon? 203 00:12:00,569 --> 00:12:01,569 Joey, 204 00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:05,050 listen to me. 205 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:09,690 Our justice system may not be perfect, it may be slow, and it may drive us 206 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:13,090 sometimes, but it also happens to be the best game in town. 207 00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:15,390 You want to buy a vowel? 208 00:12:15,650 --> 00:12:17,330 Are you that retarded? 209 00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:22,850 Well, it's right up there, anyway. 210 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:31,760 Flo, Flo, Flo, it has to be his. I saw Dan when he took it from him. 211 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:34,800 So, maybe his is still lying out there. 212 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:38,960 The only way we can make sure is to dust this one for fingerprints. 213 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,120 Anytime you're ready. 214 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,120 All right. 215 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,360 Never mind. 216 00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:56,010 Max, give me the Blake file, please. 217 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,250 Yes, sir. 218 00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:00,710 Here. I was just kidding. 219 00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:09,190 I know it was cruel, sadistic, and the pleasure I received was not unlike that 220 00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:12,130 of a twisted child who pulls the wings off flies. 221 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:15,530 I'm funny that way. 222 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,530 Will all parties approach the bench, please? 223 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,710 I wonder what he's got up his sleeve. 224 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,520 Usually three or four watches. 225 00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:28,040 Took so long, I'm frightened. 226 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,960 Oh, don't worry, Mrs. Flake. I have a feeling we're about to see some magic. 227 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:36,100 The state finds the defendant guilty as charged. 228 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:39,740 Ta -da. 229 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:45,960 The fine is $200. This court will suspend that fine until such time as the 230 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,260 defendant can defray restitution. 231 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,740 What about all our stuff? 232 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:51,180 The court also holds for the plaintiff. 233 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:54,620 and forbids the defendant entry to her property until the said plaintiff's 234 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,020 eviction proceedings are dismissed. 235 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,560 God, I love this country. 236 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,360 I am sorry. 237 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,720 I did everything I could. 238 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,900 I did my best. 239 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,880 Are we going to jail? 240 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,260 No. Of course you're not going to jail. 241 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,200 Then where are we going to stay tonight? 242 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:21,230 It's cold tonight. 243 00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:32,290 Sure is the best game in town, Harry. 244 00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:33,590 We love it. 245 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:34,689 Take it easy, kid. 246 00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:36,510 I'll take it any way I can get it. 247 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,530 You're a pig! 248 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:45,810 Let him go. 249 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,710 I picked the console. 250 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:28,830 Hi, Mac. Hi. 251 00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:31,970 Is Judge Stone in yet? Yeah, he's been here for almost an hour. 252 00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:34,230 I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 253 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:38,390 Why? Well, he's not in the best of moods. 254 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:42,030 Mac, I can imagine. That was an awful session he had last night. 255 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:45,530 I just thought I'd go in there and cheer him up a little bit. Oh. 256 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:52,360 That would be the last of the Flintstones Tumblr set. 257 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,680 Matt, this is crazy. 258 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,980 Has anybody tried to talk to him? 259 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:06,040 I believe that would start the third shelf of law review books. 260 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:10,520 Well, I for one am not just going to stand here while he comes unglued. 261 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,000 That was furniture, wasn't it? 262 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:15,620 Uh -huh. 263 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,230 How come I got ten bucks and you got fifty? 264 00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:29,550 Because I arranged it. I did the paperwork. I made the phone calls. I 265 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:30,469 down there. 266 00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,230 But it was my blood. 267 00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:38,770 So it was my idea. 268 00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:42,310 Now go rest. You look drained. I'm worried. 269 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,030 All right. 270 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,270 Criminal Court Part Two is now in session. 271 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:48,490 The Honorable Harold P. Tone. 272 00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:51,010 Good Lord. 273 00:16:58,380 --> 00:16:59,380 Are you okay? 274 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,220 Hi, sir. You look like hell. 275 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:07,020 How much sleep did you get last night? Five, ten minutes? 276 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:10,859 I couldn't get them out of my mind all night. 277 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,740 I just kept hearing that kid call me a pig. 278 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,520 It's probably because they were out sleeping in your alley. 279 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,740 There are in this town the odds of them actually choosing yours. 280 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,620 Your Honor, what happened to that woman and her son was not your fault. 281 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:37,560 You had no choice. You had to rule that way. 282 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,960 I actually heard him calling me pig. 283 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,680 It was not a dream. 284 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:48,480 It wasn't a hallucination. 285 00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:52,440 I heard him. 286 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:03,770 What if we just get started, huh? 287 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,450 First case, Mac. 288 00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:09,870 People versus the Wheeler family, sir. 289 00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:13,170 Bob, June, and little Carol Ann. 290 00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:15,910 Just take us right to the gas chamber. 291 00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:17,130 We don't care. 292 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,510 If only they were all like you. 293 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,810 I like these people. Treat them nice. 294 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:31,430 Your Honor, the Wheelers were found on a park bench crying. 295 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,420 They were arrested for vagrancy. For God's sake, help us. 296 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,060 Institutionalize us for the rest of our natural lives. 297 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:43,760 Your Honor, my clients come from a small town in West Virginia. 298 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:48,000 Two weeks ago, Mr. Wheeler lost his job when a tornado leveled the diner he 299 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,160 washed dishes at. It also destroyed the adjoining trailer park. 300 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:54,000 Our camper was in stall six. 301 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,820 It wasn't much. 302 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,670 Now... It isn't anything. 303 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:05,290 They found one of the axles in a lamp on top of a laundromat in the next county. 304 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:08,610 I lost my dog. 305 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:12,470 We had to dig a collar out of a tree. 306 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:22,810 She was Carol Ann's only friend. 307 00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:24,710 Toto? 308 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:30,320 knows what happened to the puppies. 309 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:35,140 That girl is wearing a potato sack. 310 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,700 I know. 311 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,780 They always look awful without a belt. 312 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:46,350 Anyway, the real McCoy's here. 313 00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:51,310 They decided to relocate to Florida. When they were at the Port Authority 314 00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:54,110 changing buses, they were mugged. According to the report, they lost 315 00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:57,330 their suitcases, their money, their wallets, their clothes, their daughter's 316 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,330 cabbage... Oh, come on, you made this up. 317 00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:06,270 Will I ever see Disney World now, Daddy? 318 00:20:07,670 --> 00:20:08,670 Never, sweetheart. 319 00:20:10,899 --> 00:20:12,920 Never in a million years. 320 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Recess. 321 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,820 I'll be in my office under my rug. 322 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,700 Talk about your gloomy gussies. 323 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,500 Deciding they could make no further progress in tonight's budget session, 324 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:54,200 sides decided to pack it in a few minutes ago and resume talks in the 325 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,620 Yeah, sure. Go home. 326 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,700 Chomp your faces while I'm making soup out of ketchup. 327 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,480 Back down to you, Larry. 328 00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:02,200 I beg down to you, Larry. 329 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,600 Want to go down, Larry? I'll show you down, Larry. 330 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,110 We got trouble. 331 00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:18,790 What kind of trouble, Matt? 332 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:21,610 Remember that lady and her kid from last night? 333 00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:24,810 Kid just tried to rob a liquor store on Broadway. 334 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,310 So he got arrested? 335 00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:28,550 He got shot. 336 00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:32,230 Harry. 337 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,750 Let's go. 338 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,500 No. Please. 339 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:57,840 Come on. One more pint. 340 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:03,100 We could squeeze it into your schedule. 341 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,460 the kid he heard already. The cops gave him a call. 342 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,660 When? A few minutes ago. 343 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,420 Right before he quit. 24189