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Previously, on "Good Girls"...
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It's a serial number.
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She keeps records of her cash?
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They're counterfeiters.
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You said you needed a retainer,
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so this should cover it.
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I'm a D-bag, so I know when I see one.
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Noah is FBI. I told him stuff.
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- He's not my boyfriend anymore.
- Maybe he should be.
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- It would get him off our trail.
- With my vagina?
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I want to make it as easy
as possible for the kids.
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I need to protect my family.
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I would have made you so happy.
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- What are you doing?
- It was an accident.
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Yeah, I mean, he...
he ran behind the car.
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Yeah.
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She murdered him, Beth.
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We were about to do the same thing.
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- Yeah, but we didn't.
- We made her call him.
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What are we supposed to do with this?
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- One...
- Oh, God, whoa!
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Two, three!
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It's Boomer. I mean,
it has to be, right?
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Yeah, I figured I'd
hold onto it for a bit.
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You know, just to be
safe. One man's trash...
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If he didn't have that body,
he couldn't hold it over us.
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Cooper's dog is eating your new flowers.
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What color was Boomer's hair?
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You'll never get me!
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You'll never take me alive!
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You want some? You want some?
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How about you? You want some?
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No... You can't get me!
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hey, wash up, boys.
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- What's for dinner?
- Macaroni.
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- Where's Daddy?
- Sleeping.
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- Where?
- On the grass.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, Jeff!
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Okay, okay.
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- 911, what's your emergency?
- Um, it's my husband.
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- He...
- Yes, ma'am?
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Ma'am, are you there?
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Ma'am, are you okay? What happened?
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Nothing, sorry.
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Huh.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Hi, it's me again.
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So I'm just going to say
this because I don't know
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if you're, like, in a
meeting or something,
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but, um... we have a
little bit of a problem.
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I mean, it's not a problem yet,
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but it is definitely a situation.
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Um, so...
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you know that jacket you wanted
us to get rid of a while back?
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We may have thrown
away the wrong jacket,
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and we obviously need
to find the right one
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before someone else does,
so if you could call me back
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so we could discuss this matter
in more detail, that would...
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- Hey, sorry.
- Hi.
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Uh, they're all ready when you are.
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Okay, one second.
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Okay, thank you.
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The most important thing
is it is not your fault.
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You are allowed to feel sad, okay?
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Or angry.
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We love you more than anything.
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And we are going to get
through this as a family.
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Does anyone have any questions?
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Do we get two Christmases?
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- Uh...
- Um...
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It's...
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What about birthdays?
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Presents come from both of you, right?
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So if you're not married,
then we should get double.
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- And two parties!
- Yeah!
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Yay!
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These-these are all smart questions.
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Does anyone have a question
that doesn't involve presents?
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Okay.
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- If anything comes to mind...
- Who's moving out?
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No one yet.
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Are you mad at Daddy
because he got a new job?
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No! Don't be silly.
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- Do you still love each other?
- Oh, buddy, yes.
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Of course we do.
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Then why can't you
just say you're sorry?
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That's what you tell us to do.
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It's...
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complicated.
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No, it's not.
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Sometimes, grown-ups...
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realize they want different things.
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So what do you want?
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What's going on here?
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Nothing.
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So we meet.
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You seduce me on top of some produce.
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You break up with me.
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Then you get me drunk,
have your way with me.
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And you're complaining?
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I'm just confused.
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I date a lot of guys
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who pretend to be
something that they're not.
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Here's the thing with me.
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What you see is what you get.
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Romans, 7:15.
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"I do not understand my own actions,
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"for I do not do what I want,
but I do the very thing I hate.
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"So now, it is no longer I who do it,
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but the sin that dwells within me."
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- We are all sinners.
- Amen.
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But continuing to do it,
whatever it is we're doing,
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day after day, week after
week, when we know better.
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Come on now, hm?
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That, my brothers and sisters,
may be the biggest sin of all.
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- Who's with me?
- Amen.
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Let us pray.
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- But I want juice and cookies!
- We'll have some at home.
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All right, let's hustle up, team.
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We don't have cookies at home.
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- We'll make some.
- We're out of flour.
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- We'll get some.
- We're out of butter too.
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Hey, would you please go
get your damn coats, please?
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- I'll buy you a cookie, okay?
- It's a great sermon, huh?
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Oh, I love it when a
reverend tells it like it is.
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- Is it usually that raunchy?
- Yes.
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Is he going to take Daddy again?
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No, everything's fine.
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I'm still hoping we can work it out.
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You know what? These
cookies, they're on me.
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Hey, man, we don't want your money.
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Good, because this ain't real money.
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- You know what this is?
- Stan.
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Uh-oh, she knows.
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Let's go.
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- Let's just go, baby.
- This here is motive.
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The grocery store manager
figured out your hustle,
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- so he had to go, right?
- What are you talking about?
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I'm saying when there's motive,
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you don't really need a body anymore.
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What do you want from us?
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I want you home making
cookies with your kids,
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but you only get that
if you take my deal.
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It's Sunday, man.
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The train is leaving the station.
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I'm trying to save you
guys a couple of seats.
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Talk to our lawyer.
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You play Monopoly?
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Because this here is Monopoly money.
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- American...
- Wheel Deal!
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Hey, you got that guarantee?
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Upfront pricing can't be beat!
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Do you have a car for me?
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Yes, we do. We guarantee!
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I'm ready to go. Are
you guys ready to go?
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- Yes!
- Get out there!
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- Hey, yeah, all right.
- All right.
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Hey, don't worry.
You'll... you'll get it.
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- It's so clever.
- Hm.
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Hey, what gets you out of bed, man?
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- Usually my kids.
- Walk with me.
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Or I've got this app
on my phone that plays,
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like, sounds of, like, the forest.
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No, no, I'm saying, what...
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what puts your feet on the ground
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and gets that heart pumping?
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Making deals?
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That's what I'm talking about.
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- Yeah, I'm a closer, dog.
- Ooh, yeah!
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I've been moving cars longer
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than some of these kids have been alive.
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- Sing it, sister.
- I can sell snow to an Eskimo!
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Now, we don't do that here.
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What do you mean?
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- I know it says that, but...
- It's-it's our promise.
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Oh.
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Well, where's the fun in that?
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Hey, you got that guarantee?
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Upfront pricing can't be beat!
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Do you have a car for me?
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Yes, we do. We guarantee!
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Welcome aboard.
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Mary Pat! Open up!
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It's real dark in this hellhole.
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There are no diapers in her trash.
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- Just a bunch of coupons.
- When did they expire?
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- Like, two months ago.
- No!
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- Where is this bitch?
- I don't know.
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But she is going to go down for this,
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because at this point, the only murder
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that I would willingly
do time for is hers.
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And then he'd have us on three bodies.
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Two of them we have nothing to do with!
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She kills Boomer and
then gives us some rando?
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I mean, how many bodies
does she have in there?
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Turner doesn't care. You
should have seen his face.
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Okay, bye.
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Thinks she's got it all
wrapped up with a little bow.
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What are you doing?
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Oh.
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What the hell? What is she doing?
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Oh. Smart.
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Jesus.
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Funny money is popping up all over.
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See if you can tie it back.
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Okay.
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Maybe you didn't totally get it,
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but I wasn't actually
talking about a jacket.
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Hel... hello?
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This mailbox is full.
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It's doing that thing again!
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- Okay.
- What?
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Dude, you've gone full Favreau.
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You got to chill.
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- It's on him, too.
- All right.
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- He needs to know.
- I think he probably knows.
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You left him 30 messages.
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Can I please have my phone back?
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I am totally chill! I am
allowed to be not chill.
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I'm about to be arrested for murder.
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And if homie gave two craps,
you would have heard something.
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Come on, who doesn't love
a free pancake breakfast?
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With Jesus, no less.
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Yo, check it.
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I don't know, you guys. I'm not sure.
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You're gonna to have
to ask him yourself,
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because I don't know
if Jesus eats sausage.
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But I do know that he drinks red wine,
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and those things go together
great, so probably...
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Not on my watch!
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That bitch moves like a gazelle.
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Hi, guys.
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How's school?
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Okay, one at a time.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You don't want juice and crackers?
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We have a tree house out back.
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Start talking.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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- What's that?
- Ice cream.
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Yeah, other... other freezer.
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- Is Daddy with Santa Claus?
- Yep.
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And I bet he's met the tooth fairy, too.
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- No way.
- Way.
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Why can't I tell my class?
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Well, because even
though Daddy is in heaven,
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- he's still helping us.
- How?
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He pays for this house and your toys.
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The ice cream.
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And if people knew that he was gone,
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then he couldn't help us anymore.
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Does that make sense?
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Can I have sprinkles?
257
00:18:41,104 --> 00:18:42,104
Yeah!
258
00:18:42,617 --> 00:18:45,211
I mean, it wouldn't be ice
cream without sprinkles, right?
259
00:18:46,203 --> 00:18:47,555
Hey, little man. Where's my sundae?
260
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,296
Is he my new Daddy?
261
00:18:53,469 --> 00:18:55,664
No one's ever going to
replace your daddy,
262
00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:57,413
okay?
263
00:18:57,438 --> 00:18:58,609
Who is he, then?
264
00:19:00,547 --> 00:19:02,523
He's just a special friend.
265
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,031
Hey, open up!
266
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,609
Where do you think you're going, huh?
267
00:19:09,078 --> 00:19:10,631
Stupid bitch, open the damn door!
268
00:19:11,297 --> 00:19:13,117
Let's go! What the hell?
269
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,128
Okay.
270
00:20:56,427 --> 00:20:57,427
Sure.
271
00:21:00,306 --> 00:21:01,384
Thank you, I...
272
00:21:01,946 --> 00:21:03,868
yeah, I just didn't know
who else to call, so...
273
00:21:04,751 --> 00:21:07,400
All right, I'll...
I'll see you soon, then.
274
00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:09,479
Okay.
275
00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:13,536
- Mom, we're hungry.
- Oh.
276
00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:15,806
Well, what are we waiting for, right?
277
00:21:50,955 --> 00:21:52,884
Let's get you out of here, get inside.
278
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,782
Okay, can you get the door?
279
00:21:59,789 --> 00:22:01,352
Hey, here. Take... take that.
280
00:22:01,377 --> 00:22:02,377
Okay.
281
00:22:02,971 --> 00:22:04,407
Hold on, now. Wait for me.
282
00:22:26,275 --> 00:22:27,790
I didn't want it to smell.
283
00:22:28,602 --> 00:22:30,900
- Okay.
- And, um...
284
00:22:31,634 --> 00:22:34,954
Jeff used... used to hunt, so we have...
285
00:22:35,159 --> 00:22:37,970
um, we have a... a meat freezer.
286
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:41,017
Well, that still makes sense.
287
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:45,657
Yeah, except he just got so bloated.
288
00:22:46,228 --> 00:22:48,012
I think that's because, um...
289
00:22:48,532 --> 00:22:51,939
you know, all the gasses that
get, like, trapped inside.
290
00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:57,220
So, then he... then he wouldn't fit.
291
00:22:58,446 --> 00:22:59,563
What do you mean?
292
00:22:59,729 --> 00:23:01,142
I mean, there was just, like...
293
00:23:01,692 --> 00:23:04,298
like too much of him to... you know.
294
00:23:05,212 --> 00:23:08,056
- At first.
- Oh, no, no, no.
295
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:12,361
You know those, um...
those electric knives
296
00:23:12,386 --> 00:23:15,009
like you use at...
like, at Thanksgiving?
297
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:25,750
Any questions?
298
00:23:28,939 --> 00:23:30,211
So we call the cops.
299
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:32,025
- We do?
- Yeah.
300
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:35,078
You want to explain that
we dumped the wrong body?
301
00:23:35,103 --> 00:23:37,560
You'd rather get put away for
murdering a guy who's not dead?
302
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,181
I don't want to go away for anything.
303
00:23:39,206 --> 00:23:41,353
She chopped up her husband
into tiny little pieces
304
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,031
and stored him like a TV dinner,
305
00:23:43,111 --> 00:23:46,368
then ran over her boyfriend.
She's a "Dateline" story.
306
00:23:46,751 --> 00:23:48,091
She is crazy. She is, like...
307
00:23:48,116 --> 00:23:49,116
She's a victim.
308
00:23:54,582 --> 00:23:55,773
Boomer raped her.
309
00:24:05,521 --> 00:24:06,796
Where are you going?
310
00:24:07,652 --> 00:24:10,984
He's out there, living it
up, while we take the fall.
311
00:24:12,420 --> 00:24:13,921
He's going to get us out of this.
312
00:24:22,841 --> 00:24:26,085
Excuse me. I want my mommy.
313
00:24:33,091 --> 00:24:34,091
Okay.
314
00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:36,070
I'll go get her.
315
00:24:37,022 --> 00:24:38,022
You stay here.
316
00:24:53,081 --> 00:24:54,179
She got a little tied up.
317
00:24:59,406 --> 00:25:01,499
- Hey, Jonathan.
- Hey, what's up, Sasha?
318
00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:03,140
Hey, yay yay!
319
00:25:04,289 --> 00:25:05,289
- Hey.
- Hey.
320
00:25:05,406 --> 00:25:06,406
Heard you made a sale.
321
00:25:06,431 --> 00:25:08,171
Put an extra three grand in your pocket.
322
00:25:10,547 --> 00:25:13,333
What does "no haggle" mean to you, Dean?
323
00:25:13,376 --> 00:25:15,054
Oh, believe me, there was no haggling.
324
00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:16,476
Guy didn't know what hit him.
325
00:25:18,133 --> 00:25:20,257
It-it's not what we do.
326
00:25:20,796 --> 00:25:23,624
Our customers trust us
because when they come in,
327
00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:24,703
they get the listed price.
328
00:25:25,212 --> 00:25:27,249
And what do you do? You...
you go and sell for more.
329
00:25:27,588 --> 00:25:28,773
You're going to call the guy back.
330
00:25:28,996 --> 00:25:31,332
- The hell I am.
- You're going to give him a refund.
331
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,192
- How old are you, Calvin?
- I'm 26.
332
00:25:37,854 --> 00:25:40,145
Let me paint you a
picture of the next 26.
333
00:25:40,533 --> 00:25:42,206
You're going to wake up
with a house full of kids
334
00:25:42,231 --> 00:25:43,793
you have to feed and
a wife who hates you.
335
00:25:44,879 --> 00:25:46,255
And what's the one thing that's going to
336
00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:47,770
get you out of bed every single morning?
337
00:25:48,629 --> 00:25:51,114
It won't be toeing the company
line with these other sheep.
338
00:25:51,167 --> 00:25:53,256
Why don't you take five
in the Wheel Deal lounge?
339
00:25:53,337 --> 00:25:54,934
People pay for what they love,
340
00:25:55,950 --> 00:25:57,496
and it's my job to make them love it.
341
00:25:57,719 --> 00:25:58,719
That's the art.
342
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,817
I can't sell cars
from a vending machine.
343
00:26:03,842 --> 00:26:06,184
- Okay, you won't.
- Thank you.
344
00:26:06,248 --> 00:26:07,614
Because you don't work here anymore.
345
00:26:12,317 --> 00:26:14,786
There's a charge on my credit card bill
346
00:26:14,811 --> 00:26:16,464
that I don't recognize.
347
00:26:16,489 --> 00:26:17,751
Can you call again?
348
00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:21,202
Marion, I think you should sit down.
349
00:26:21,227 --> 00:26:23,231
Industrial Power something.
350
00:26:23,794 --> 00:26:26,457
Yeah, but that's not the people I use.
351
00:26:29,476 --> 00:26:30,676
Leslie's alive.
352
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,942
This cook top is driving me crazy.
353
00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:39,871
I can never get this thing clean.
354
00:26:40,922 --> 00:26:42,484
It's caked in grease.
355
00:26:42,509 --> 00:26:45,840
Listen, I... I really need to find him.
356
00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:49,973
Maybe if... if you really
go at it with the steel wool
357
00:26:50,006 --> 00:26:51,660
like you did the last time.
358
00:26:51,815 --> 00:26:55,356
- Have you seen him?
- Maybe even a sharp knife.
359
00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:58,916
Harold used a chopstick once.
360
00:26:58,941 --> 00:27:01,145
Marion, did you hear what I said?
361
00:27:05,443 --> 00:27:06,856
How do you know?
362
00:27:09,009 --> 00:27:11,434
- I just know.
- That can't be true.
363
00:27:12,356 --> 00:27:13,661
It is, Marion.
364
00:27:13,686 --> 00:27:17,388
So he would let me cry
myself to sleep for months
365
00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:19,918
without even so much as a phone call?
366
00:27:22,905 --> 00:27:23,905
I'm sorry.
367
00:27:28,816 --> 00:27:31,278
There's oatmeal raisin in the icebox.
368
00:27:31,303 --> 00:27:32,770
Take some for your son.
369
00:27:42,612 --> 00:27:44,614
You know, and now, he's
coming to our place of worship.
370
00:27:45,118 --> 00:27:46,481
You know, when our kids are there.
371
00:27:46,506 --> 00:27:47,887
I mean, this man is out of control.
372
00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:49,683
Is Tara sick or something?
373
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,200
We haven't gotten our coffee yet.
374
00:27:51,225 --> 00:27:52,418
He needs to be put in his place.
375
00:27:53,174 --> 00:27:55,168
She's usually taken
our order by now, so...
376
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,818
Yo, can we sue him?
377
00:27:57,104 --> 00:27:58,429
Yeah, for, like,
harassment or something?
378
00:27:58,454 --> 00:27:59,590
There... there were
witnesses there, right?
379
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:02,270
Oh, I'm going to have a
chat with him in the morning.
380
00:28:02,577 --> 00:28:05,082
Yes, see, now, that's
what I'm talking about.
381
00:28:05,207 --> 00:28:07,278
I'm going in to be deposed.
382
00:28:11,203 --> 00:28:12,911
Um, hold on.
383
00:28:12,936 --> 00:28:15,098
What... what about
attorney/client privilege?
384
00:28:15,123 --> 00:28:16,356
Can they just do that?
385
00:28:16,525 --> 00:28:18,676
Oh, they can do it when a firm deposits
386
00:28:18,701 --> 00:28:20,707
30 grand in counterfeit cash.
387
00:28:22,121 --> 00:28:23,809
You're going to need a good lawyer.
388
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:45,434
Can I have another meatball?
389
00:28:47,322 --> 00:28:48,322
Of course.
390
00:28:57,465 --> 00:28:58,770
So is this where we're going to eat?
391
00:28:59,276 --> 00:29:00,276
What do you mean?
392
00:29:01,128 --> 00:29:03,418
Like, now that you're divorced.
393
00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:13,036
I just thought it would be nice.
394
00:29:28,213 --> 00:29:29,723
So how was everybody's day?
395
00:29:31,858 --> 00:29:32,858
Uh...
396
00:29:35,129 --> 00:29:37,395
Oh, no. No, no,
don't... don't rub it in.
397
00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:40,004
It'll make it worse. Kenny,
go get some club soda.
398
00:30:17,627 --> 00:30:19,215
How was your day, dear?
399
00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:44,465
I'm sorry, I have to take this.
400
00:31:12,253 --> 00:31:13,253
What's up?
401
00:31:14,824 --> 00:31:17,239
- Did you get my messages?
- Yeah, I'm here, right?
402
00:31:17,403 --> 00:31:18,746
I left 15.
403
00:31:19,065 --> 00:31:21,754
And a few with the
emoji's eyes crossed out.
404
00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:24,371
- Where were you?
- I was at Legoland.
405
00:31:25,593 --> 00:31:26,606
Are you serious?
406
00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:28,481
Yeah, it's a really nice place.
407
00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:30,840
- You went on vacation?
- Yeah, with my kid.
408
00:31:30,884 --> 00:31:32,973
- Sounds fun.
- Yeah, yeah, it's real dope.
409
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:34,520
You know, everything is Lego there.
410
00:31:34,545 --> 00:31:37,159
They got a Lego Vegas
Strip, Golden Gate Bridge.
411
00:31:37,184 --> 00:31:38,950
I'm about to be arrested for murder.
412
00:31:41,644 --> 00:31:42,926
That sucks.
413
00:31:43,742 --> 00:31:45,787
And you couldn't return a text?
414
00:31:45,812 --> 00:31:47,786
Hey, I don't work while on vacation.
415
00:31:51,104 --> 00:31:52,653
That's what I am? Work?
416
00:31:54,925 --> 00:31:56,262
Pretty much, yeah.
417
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,480
That's it?
418
00:32:03,858 --> 00:32:04,858
That's it.
419
00:32:08,246 --> 00:32:11,043
Oh, one thing you should know.
420
00:32:12,457 --> 00:32:15,793
Your money's cooked.
The feds know everything.
421
00:32:16,945 --> 00:32:18,457
Welcome back, boss.
422
00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,707
Did you see that combo?
423
00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:35,715
Oh, this is just way harder sober.
424
00:32:36,515 --> 00:32:37,840
Come on, get in on this!
425
00:32:43,934 --> 00:32:45,054
What are you doing?
426
00:32:46,612 --> 00:32:48,325
How do you know if a melon is ripe?
427
00:32:49,731 --> 00:32:51,168
- What?
- Just tell me.
428
00:32:53,977 --> 00:32:55,544
You smell the rind.
429
00:32:55,838 --> 00:32:59,942
And how long is milk good
after its sell-by date?
430
00:33:00,122 --> 00:33:01,340
- What... what is this?
- Just tell me.
431
00:33:01,372 --> 00:33:03,287
- How many days?
- I don't know.
432
00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:04,585
You know why that is?
433
00:33:06,739 --> 00:33:10,012
Because you are a terrible
grocery store manager.
434
00:33:10,377 --> 00:33:12,012
You had to turn the
shower on to tell me that?
435
00:33:12,507 --> 00:33:14,231
And you're FBI!
436
00:33:38,326 --> 00:33:41,176
I'm going to need you to say it.
437
00:33:48,456 --> 00:33:49,456
I love you.
438
00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:02,973
So what happens next?
439
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:08,137
Your friend paid her
lawyer in counterfeit.
440
00:34:09,707 --> 00:34:11,536
And that's going to
link you to the murder.
441
00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:15,270
I meant with us.
442
00:34:18,513 --> 00:34:19,996
We'll figure something out.
443
00:34:21,887 --> 00:34:24,215
If by "figure something out,"
444
00:34:25,629 --> 00:34:28,309
you mean "turn on my sister..."
445
00:34:37,058 --> 00:34:38,645
We'll figure something else out.
446
00:34:48,918 --> 00:34:51,957
Are you guys taking a shower?
447
00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:56,770
- Uh, yeah.
- No, no.
448
00:34:56,983 --> 00:34:59,893
There was a weird bug in the tub,
449
00:34:59,918 --> 00:35:01,887
and it wouldn't go down the drain.
450
00:35:02,036 --> 00:35:03,356
Yeah, we... we almost got him.
451
00:35:04,184 --> 00:35:06,582
Okay, that's also weird.
452
00:35:40,971 --> 00:35:41,971
I can do that.
453
00:35:46,609 --> 00:35:48,590
I put your, uh, plate in the oven.
454
00:35:54,411 --> 00:35:55,762
The kids are already up in bed.
455
00:36:02,011 --> 00:36:03,011
Are you okay?
456
00:36:08,915 --> 00:36:10,723
I don't want to work for anyone else.
457
00:36:12,711 --> 00:36:14,512
Me neither.
458
00:36:24,677 --> 00:36:25,677
So...
459
00:36:27,276 --> 00:36:28,276
what do you want?
460
00:36:30,832 --> 00:36:32,309
I want to keep my kids.
461
00:36:36,138 --> 00:36:37,270
I... I found this thing online.
462
00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:39,926
It's called, I don't
know, 223, or something.
463
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,496
Anyways, we would rent a place,
and the kids would stay here.
464
00:36:43,521 --> 00:36:45,348
And then you and I would switch off
465
00:36:45,818 --> 00:36:48,590
every couple of days, and, you know,
466
00:36:48,615 --> 00:36:50,426
split weekends and holidays and stuff.
467
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,400
Okay.
468
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,754
But we would have to
figure some stuff out.
469
00:36:59,371 --> 00:37:00,371
Thank you.
470
00:37:04,446 --> 00:37:05,446
I got fired.
471
00:37:11,416 --> 00:37:13,778
Those shirts are stupid, anyway.
472
00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:44,679
He asleep?
473
00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:46,517
He's doing that fake snoring thing,
474
00:37:46,928 --> 00:37:49,168
and I definitely felt action
figures under the pillow.
475
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:50,847
Oh, yeah, them things came out
476
00:37:50,881 --> 00:37:52,020
as soon as you shut the door.
477
00:37:53,254 --> 00:37:54,614
So what do you want to do here?
478
00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:56,043
When was the last time
we checked these things?
479
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,653
- Um, never.
- Okay.
480
00:37:58,678 --> 00:37:59,911
I'm doing the kids' rooms, too.
481
00:38:01,364 --> 00:38:02,621
There are other lawyers, right?
482
00:38:02,769 --> 00:38:05,590
Oh, um... I also swapped out
the outside lights for LEDs,
483
00:38:05,615 --> 00:38:07,462
so those'll be good for,
like, another five years.
484
00:38:07,522 --> 00:38:10,239
- We got to get one.
- I already got one, babe.
485
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,746
I called the court-appointed guy back.
486
00:38:15,073 --> 00:38:17,270
- He wants you to plead guilty.
- Hear me out.
487
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,418
- No.
- It's... it's five years max.
488
00:38:19,509 --> 00:38:22,189
If I go in before Christmas,
I'll be out before Sara graduates.
489
00:38:23,238 --> 00:38:25,371
- Absolutely not.
- I'll still be here in time
490
00:38:25,396 --> 00:38:26,876
enough to teach Little
Money how to drive.
491
00:38:26,901 --> 00:38:27,915
You know that's going to be an ordeal,
492
00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:29,978
because my man can't even
ride his bike straight, so...
493
00:38:30,415 --> 00:38:31,970
Can I sleep in your bed?
494
00:38:32,371 --> 00:38:33,392
- No.
- Sure.
495
00:38:37,090 --> 00:38:38,946
But if I get kicked in the head,
496
00:38:39,574 --> 00:38:40,642
you get kicked to the curb.
497
00:38:40,729 --> 00:38:41,729
Deal.
498
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:48,441
- Oh, what on Earth?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
499
00:39:48,709 --> 00:39:49,709
Did I wake you?
500
00:39:57,144 --> 00:39:58,840
What... what are you doing?
501
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:03,652
I get you groceries. I
pick up your dry cleaning.
502
00:40:05,457 --> 00:40:07,535
And the appointments, Jesus.
503
00:40:07,756 --> 00:40:09,340
You spend more time at the doctor...
504
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:12,152
and who even goes to
the post office anymore?
505
00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:14,074
You know you can just do it all online.
506
00:40:14,244 --> 00:40:16,980
- Well, I like to visit.
- Thank you, I'm aware of that.
507
00:40:17,005 --> 00:40:19,312
You introduce me to every single person
508
00:40:19,337 --> 00:40:20,832
every time we're there!
509
00:40:20,857 --> 00:40:23,871
- What is this all about?
- And you know the worst part?
510
00:40:26,016 --> 00:40:27,191
I was happy to do it.
511
00:40:28,731 --> 00:40:30,957
Because I thought we were friends.
512
00:40:31,353 --> 00:40:32,848
We are friends.
513
00:40:37,169 --> 00:40:39,082
- Where is he?
- Who?
514
00:40:39,626 --> 00:40:43,926
I am so sick of everyone lying to me.
515
00:40:44,001 --> 00:40:45,933
I don't know what you're talking about.
516
00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:50,941
Okay, okay, so the...
the Fleshlight is yours?
517
00:40:51,205 --> 00:40:53,144
- What flashlight?
- Not flash.
518
00:40:53,649 --> 00:40:56,391
Flesh, with an E.
519
00:40:57,074 --> 00:40:59,801
- I don't even know...
- Boomer bought it!
520
00:41:00,152 --> 00:41:02,519
There is literally no other explanation!
521
00:41:06,511 --> 00:41:10,402
My credit card was stolen at the salon.
522
00:41:11,410 --> 00:41:13,551
They fired the girl in front.
523
00:41:20,791 --> 00:41:21,791
Besides that.
524
00:41:31,137 --> 00:41:32,137
I-I'm sorry.
525
00:41:32,551 --> 00:41:34,558
I-I think you should leave.
526
00:42:09,933 --> 00:42:12,988
Marion, I thought you
might want your key back.
527
00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:22,886
Annie Banannie.
528
00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:29,925
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