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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:01,019 Guillermo, I want you to go tomorrow, 2 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:02,259 and I want you to get some of those things 3 00:00:02,260 --> 00:00:04,290 that humans use for smelling. 4 00:00:04,300 --> 00:00:06,780 Rhymes with "hoses." 5 00:00:06,820 --> 00:00:07,970 Noses? 6 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:10,590 No. It's a green, spiky stick. 7 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,030 You know, with the colors on the top. 8 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:13,840 You got the red. "I love you. 9 00:00:13,850 --> 00:00:15,980 - Here's some... " - Roses. 10 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,360 Roses, yes. 11 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:20,540 The Baron's attic has got a bit of a dank whiff. 12 00:00:20,550 --> 00:00:22,160 Since the Baron arrived, 13 00:00:22,170 --> 00:00:24,420 things have been very stressful. 14 00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:27,640 That's our familiar. 15 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:29,910 He's staying in our attic at the moment, 16 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:34,719 and that's a lot of storage space that we-we can't use. 17 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,639 When is he going to leave, anyway? 18 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:37,990 Shh, Nadja! 19 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,860 Guillermo. 20 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,769 Well, pull it, then. 21 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:46,240 - Oh! - Too loud! 22 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,979 - He needs to pipe down with that. - Yes. 23 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:50,100 - When will he leave? - Shh. 24 00:00:50,110 --> 00:00:51,720 Nadja, you must keep your voice down, my darling. 25 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:54,779 Oh, for goodness' sake, I'm not scared of him. 26 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:57,030 Oh... 27 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:01,200 The Baron has awakened? 28 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:08,400 Sorry, was that a yes? 29 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:12,030 - Was it a nod? - No, I asked and she went, 30 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,049 she went and did this. 31 00:01:13,050 --> 00:01:14,339 That is a nod, I've seen her do it before. 32 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:15,690 What, this? Like this? 33 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,509 - He's awake. - He's awake. 34 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:19,050 Oh, he's awake. 35 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:21,019 All right, I-I can feel 36 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:23,729 his energy, it's very dark and angry, and I think 37 00:01:23,730 --> 00:01:26,430 it's pointed at you guys. 38 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,980 Hate to be you guys. 39 00:01:58,470 --> 00:02:03,400 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 40 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:07,939 In Europe, a couple of centuries ago, the Baron was a fun guy. 41 00:02:07,940 --> 00:02:10,859 And we got up to some very messy business together. 42 00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:12,480 - Yes. - Problem is, 43 00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:14,260 he's turned up recently 44 00:02:14,270 --> 00:02:18,650 with what only can be described as pretty old-fashioned ideas. 45 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:21,970 He's obsessed with the idea of vampires taking over all humans, 46 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:25,040 which, at first, you're like, "Oh, that's a cool idea," 47 00:02:25,050 --> 00:02:26,840 but then, after a while, it's like, 48 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:28,959 "Sorry, why are we doing this?" 49 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,089 Yeah. 50 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:32,590 You can bet your balls he's gonna be furious 51 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,089 we haven't come up with a conquering plan. 52 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:35,280 Maybe he's not angry. 53 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:37,290 Maybe he's just wanting a chat? 54 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:39,420 Get up with the latest vampire gossip. 55 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:40,890 That's highly unlucky, Nandor. 56 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,650 The man's a fucking psychopath. 57 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:44,470 I think he's going to kill us all. 58 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,680 That's more likely. 59 00:02:45,690 --> 00:02:47,689 Baron, we are here. 60 00:02:47,690 --> 00:02:50,330 But there's really no need for any kind of grand entrance. 61 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:53,680 Or j-just do your bit... that's fine, too. 62 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:59,239 ♪ In nomine Patris... ♪ 63 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,090 My slumber is... 64 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,320 complete. 65 00:03:02,330 --> 00:03:03,870 Great. Uh, we weren't sure 66 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,499 that you wanted us to conquer the whole 67 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,869 of North America, or just, you know, maybe a couple streets? 68 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:10,040 Silence! 69 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:14,710 I have heard so much of the wonders of this New World, 70 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,320 yet I have seen of it not but this attic. 71 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:20,509 Uh, would you like us to get you a TV? 72 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:22,099 No. 73 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:24,920 I want to see the sights. 74 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:27,470 I want a night on the town. 75 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,640 A night on the town? 76 00:03:29,650 --> 00:03:31,290 Really? I mean, won't that be a bit difficult 77 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:32,309 with your, um... ? 78 00:03:33,610 --> 00:03:34,819 Oh. 79 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:36,560 You were saying? 80 00:03:36,570 --> 00:03:41,279 No, but I'm sure we can help you fit in. 81 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:43,989 Marvelous. 82 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:47,350 Ah, relax. 83 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,230 This is going to be fun. 84 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,249 No. 85 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,539 Oh, that's the documentary crew. 86 00:03:57,970 --> 00:04:00,839 We are so sorry that... 87 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,210 our houseguest ate your sound recordist. 88 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:06,530 This... what is this "conquering America" stuff? 89 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:07,550 He's going to get us killed. 90 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,760 Not unless he tries to kill us himself first. 91 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:10,770 He threw me straight across the room. 92 00:04:10,780 --> 00:04:11,930 Most importantly, we are... 93 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:15,899 ... that he ate your sound recordist. That was very... 94 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:19,410 Yeah. Wasn't very cool. We'll, uh, 95 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:21,450 we'll make sure we look after you people. 96 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:23,190 And how are we going to do that? 97 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,360 I don't know, uh... 98 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,040 Of course it's a trap. 99 00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:32,400 Why would the Baron want to go on a night out? 100 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:34,640 Because he wants to know how much of America we've conquered. 101 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,810 And when he finds out that we've just conquered our street 102 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,759 and part of Ashley Street, he's going to kill us. 103 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,050 But if we seriously think he's gonna "quack" us... 104 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:43,870 - Which we do. - ... then we should "quack" him first. 105 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,259 You want us to quack him? 106 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:48,960 If you think he's gonna "whack" us first, yes. 107 00:04:48,970 --> 00:04:52,410 Laszlo, be quiet. We will not discuss this any further. 108 00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:53,930 It is the greatest violation 109 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:56,550 of the unnatural order by which we live. 110 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,390 Also, can he even die? 111 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,989 Oh, my... 112 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:02,319 You happy now? You just scared 113 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:03,810 the shit out of all three of us? 114 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:05,410 Hmm? You don't knock anymore? 115 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:07,430 Is this the new you? Hmm? 116 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,170 Sorry, I just wanted to inform you that the Baron's ready. 117 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:11,650 - Oh. - God... 118 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:13,130 He's really terrifying. 119 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:15,560 Yes, okay, well, we all are, we are vampires. 120 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:16,590 Well... 121 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,830 Eh. 122 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,720 Get out. 123 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:25,429 We shall call this night Operation... 124 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:27,920 Accidentally Kill the Baron. 125 00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:31,220 Absolutely not. At least think of a different name. 126 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,770 This conversation never happened. 127 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:47,440 She keeps looking at me. 128 00:05:49,410 --> 00:05:51,619 Don't look at her. 129 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,090 Bloody hell, he's wearing two ruffs. 130 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,840 Let our grand evening 131 00:06:00,850 --> 00:06:03,629 on the town commence. 132 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,390 - Yes! Very good. - Yes. 133 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:09,050 Yes, uh, this is what you're going to wear? 134 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,139 Is it not right? 135 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:15,849 Y-Yes, I mean, you look the... dog's knackers. 136 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:19,229 But, um, where we come from, two ruffs 137 00:06:19,230 --> 00:06:21,310 means you're up for anything. 138 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,290 Uh, it's best just to kind of blend in like... like we are now. 139 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,690 Yes. 140 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:28,060 Yes, I see. 141 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:31,890 I want to walk amongst the commoners unnoticed. 142 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:34,150 - Yes. - A prince amongst paupers. 143 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,030 - Yes, very good. Very good. - Exactly. 144 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,130 Two ruffs don't make a right. 145 00:06:41,210 --> 00:06:42,790 Colin Robinson. 146 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,170 Oh, wow. Uh... hello. 147 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:48,089 You wouldn't happen to have any 148 00:06:48,090 --> 00:06:51,469 human-type clothes to lend to the Baron? 149 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:55,099 Uh, yeah, I-I could scrounge something up. 150 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,110 What size are you? 151 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,850 Mm, this size. 152 00:06:57,860 --> 00:07:01,439 And what kind of vibe are-are you going for? 153 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:05,180 Jeans, T-shirt? Are you a jeans and T-shirt type of guy? 154 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:06,980 Probably not shorts. 155 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:11,440 Um, maybe some cords, some w-wale cords. 156 00:07:11,450 --> 00:07:14,210 He is not coming along, is he? 157 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,560 I will take care of it. 158 00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:19,570 Oh, okay. But don't make a big thing out of it. 159 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:21,160 - Mm? - Okay. 160 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:25,170 Vampires have hidden amongst humans 161 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:26,509 for millennia. 162 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:29,330 There are some in the community that believe 163 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:31,790 that vampires should rule the world. 164 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,639 One such person 165 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,250 is the Baron. 166 00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:37,650 And he's become a massive prick. 167 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:39,370 Absolutely agree. 168 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:42,440 Which is ironic, because he doesn't have one. 169 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,990 Where is he? 170 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,270 He was right behind us. 171 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:53,990 - Ah. - He's going to frighten 172 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 the townspeople. 173 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:58,329 Oh. 174 00:07:58,330 --> 00:08:00,690 - Um... - Holy shit. 175 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:02,750 A lot of these buildings are, uh, are taverns, 176 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,830 - or bars as they call them. - Don't mind him. 177 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,410 - Did you see that? - Why are these pedestrians 178 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,719 - making rictus faces at us? - Oh, my God. 179 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,490 Devils suck, man. 180 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,760 We are vampires! 181 00:08:11,770 --> 00:08:13,690 Shh! What are you doing? 182 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:15,090 He is literally going around, 183 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:18,560 telling everyone, "Nice to meet you, I am vampire." 184 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:20,070 And, you know, there's only so many times 185 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,059 you can say that he's joking, because look at his face. 186 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:26,350 Yo, Laz. Nadja. Whoa... 187 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,760 I was just, uh, stocking upon some brews 188 00:08:28,770 --> 00:08:30,060 for the big game. 189 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:31,230 Who is this guy? 190 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:35,150 No, no, no. This is our neighbor Sean, sire. 191 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,490 He brings our trash cans in 192 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,070 when we forget them. 193 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,249 What the fuck? How did he... ? 194 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:44,170 Shut up. You won't remember anything 195 00:08:44,180 --> 00:08:46,709 from the last five minutes. 196 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:49,089 Yo, Laz, Nadja. 197 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:51,210 I was just going to stock up on some more brews. 198 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:52,550 Oh, no, no, no, no. 199 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,920 No, no, no, no... 200 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:57,059 We will fill this place 201 00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:59,590 with the carcasses of the conquered. 202 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,340 Some humans will become slaves. 203 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,600 The rest, food. 204 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,930 Slave. 205 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:08,609 Pharmacy, pick up line three, please. 206 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:09,940 Pharmacy, line three. 207 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:13,150 Food. 208 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,360 He's as mad as a wax banana. 209 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:17,690 - He's a fucking liability. - I think it might be 210 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,039 better if he dies. 211 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,950 How about we just put his coffin on a nice, long ocean journey? 212 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,450 Look at this wonderful talisman. 213 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:27,459 Whoop. 214 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:29,830 Need I haggle with the proprietor? 215 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:34,080 - Just put it in your pocket. - Hmm. It is done. 216 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:36,960 Let us see, what to drink. 217 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:39,350 What to... 218 00:09:41,470 --> 00:09:42,639 Oh, no, no. 219 00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:47,810 Oh, give him a nice hug from us. 220 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,290 - Is he okay? I... - Ha, ha. 221 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,189 Whoa, dear. Hi. 222 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,950 The Baron is being very loud and obvious 223 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,980 and vampirey and reckless. 224 00:09:56,990 --> 00:10:00,510 He had a very high alcohol content. 225 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,510 Do you think maybe we should move the body? 226 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,150 Now he's just gone up to a drunk man 227 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,430 and he's drunk the drunk man's blood 228 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,339 that has made him drunk. 229 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,300 Okay. That's a... 230 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,210 Just a little dizzy. Okay. 231 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:15,469 A little dizzy, little dizzy. 232 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,509 I am better. 233 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:22,559 Back in the saddle. 234 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:25,010 The drinking saddle! 235 00:10:26,570 --> 00:10:27,760 That was bollocks. 236 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:34,739 ♪ We need you now... ♪ 237 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:37,020 You people are as much fun as the plague. 238 00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:39,690 Remember the plague? And how much fun it was? 239 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:40,739 That's this. 240 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:43,490 - Let's liven this place up. - Not too lively. 241 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:47,459 It's very important to just blend in and go with the flow. 242 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:49,079 Or we could do shots. 243 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,379 Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, 244 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:53,669 shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, 245 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,259 shots, shots, shots, shots. 246 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,960 For God's sake. 247 00:10:57,970 --> 00:11:01,050 Oh, who wants a shot? 248 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,950 We could do shots. 249 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:07,189 Just a minute. 250 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:10,050 And I said, 251 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:13,230 "No, how do you like your stakes?" 252 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,900 And pushed it right through his stupid heart. 253 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,070 You know I'm not really a baron. 254 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,869 Yes, you are. 255 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,760 You're the Baron. 256 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:27,030 No, I am not. It was a nickname. 257 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,810 To tease me. 258 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:31,330 Barren, B-A-R-R-E-N. 259 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,390 Huh. 260 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,030 Because I cannot sire offspring 261 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,790 due to my lack of genitals. 262 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,420 - Hello... whoop! - There it isn't. 263 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,640 I like it. 264 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:45,610 All I ever wanted was a child of my own. 265 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,640 Well, I don't know, Baron. 266 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,609 Maybe we could be your children. 267 00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:54,770 - Yes. - Yes. 268 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,029 - Yes. - Also, maybe 269 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:58,489 you want to pull your pants back up now or... ? 270 00:11:58,490 --> 00:12:00,740 Hmm? Oh, of course. 271 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,780 Aw... 272 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:08,690 The Baron, 273 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,080 he told us very sad story. 274 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,170 We might not kill him now... 275 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:16,020 no, not going to kill him. 276 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,580 It's just hard. 277 00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:23,260 I used to derive such pleasure from killing, 278 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:25,310 but now... it's just a thing 279 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,770 I do because... why? 280 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:31,189 Because I've always done it, I guess? 281 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:34,310 And these dark rages that overtake me, 282 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,750 oh, my mind is devouring itself. 283 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,100 Aw... 284 00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:39,690 We're all going through shit. 285 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,489 It's hard doing what we do. 286 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:43,100 You know... 287 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,400 this is going to sound odd, but... 288 00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,850 I was thinking of killing all of you tonight. 289 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,670 - Ah. - Yeah, yeah, I was. 290 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,810 Ah. 291 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:51,950 What have I become? 292 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,040 Guess what. 293 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:04,470 We were going to kill you tonight, too. 294 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,930 We were going to kill you! 295 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:14,890 It was, it was Laszlo's idea. 296 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:17,479 Yeah, it was. 297 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,859 He had the stake, 298 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,399 the... 299 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,060 ... stake... 300 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,699 I beg your pardon? 301 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,029 Uh... 302 00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:28,739 He was just joking, it was, 303 00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,249 it was just an idea that we were kicking upstream. 304 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,910 Was more of a "what if" situation. 305 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,770 Like, "What if?" and then "No." 306 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:36,789 Shut up. 307 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:41,910 You... "kicked upstream" 308 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:46,170 the idea of killing... me? 309 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,840 As a joke. Nothing more. 310 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:50,240 Just a... a laugh. 311 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,480 Nothing happened. 312 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:02,750 Oh... 313 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,609 - Your faces! - Oh, the Baron... 314 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:05,620 - Oh... - You shithead. 315 00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:07,869 Oh, I am proud of you. 316 00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:09,760 If I were you, I would have done the same thing. 317 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,619 Where is next? 318 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,330 You know what I have always wanted to try? 319 00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:16,020 - Coprophilia. - No. 320 00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,630 Pizza pie. 321 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,160 Is it as wonderful as they sa... ? 322 00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:22,049 Coprophilia? 323 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:23,770 Sire, this is an even worse idea 324 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,799 than when we tried to invade Vienna. 325 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,429 It's certainly going to make you very ill. 326 00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,820 I'm having pizza pie. 327 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,970 Oh, no, no, no. 328 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,599 Mmm. 329 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,390 Mmm. 330 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,770 The garlic burnt a little, but... 331 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,409 Down he goes. 332 00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:49,159 He's up again. 333 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,250 The Baron has eaten 334 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,150 some human food and now his body 335 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,670 is being propelled around by his own vomit. 336 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,470 - Is he all right? - Now, where's he going? 337 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,789 So, that's what's happening 338 00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:59,460 right now. 339 00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,880 - There he is. - Ooh. 340 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,130 Uh... 341 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,710 Totally worth it. 342 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,010 What is next? 343 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,009 ♪ I ♪ 344 00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:52,450 ♪ I'm alive ♪ 345 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:56,300 ♪ I'm alive. ♪ 346 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,430 We drank the blood of some people, 347 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,690 but the people were on drugs 348 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,979 and now I am a wizard. 349 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:07,390 The Baron is, is very, actually... great man... 350 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,540 I drank the drug blood. 351 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,279 Yes, I drank some drug blood. 352 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,510 We drank... we've done some drug blood. 353 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,909 ♪ It is the time ♪ 354 00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:17,530 ♪ Of the season ♪ 355 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:20,610 ♪ When the love runs high ♪ 356 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,610 ♪ It is the time... ♪ 357 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:25,970 That's the Baron I remember. 358 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,490 Having a really great time, 359 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,130 but it's almost sunup. 360 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:33,330 I think we should leave soon, otherwise we're gonna be fried. 361 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:37,930 ♪ It's the time of the season ♪ 362 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:42,269 ♪ For loving ♪ 363 00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:44,060 ♪ Ah. ♪ 364 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,350 Laszlo, can you see if they have 365 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,450 "Girl in the Village with the One Small Foot" 366 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,140 by Vasilios the Balladeer? 367 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,920 - Yep. - Never mind. 368 00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,090 I'll sing a cappella. 369 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,909 Okay. 370 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,900 ♪ There was a girl in the village ♪ 371 00:16:57,910 --> 00:17:00,870 ♪ She had one very small foot ♪ 372 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,209 ♪ Did she lose her foot in the well? ♪ 373 00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,830 - It is time to return to our den. - ♪ No one knows ♪ 374 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,380 - ♪ No one knows... ♪ - Party's over. 375 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,340 I said we are leaving! 376 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,370 - We should go. - Yeah, yeah. 377 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,840 The sun is coming. 378 00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:15,420 The door's stuck again. 379 00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:17,510 Everyone, quickly, the sun is coming. 380 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:21,380 - ♪ Par-tay! ♪ - Come on. 381 00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:23,390 Just one foot at a time, Baron. 382 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,300 Someone sure had a good time, huh? 383 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,390 Colin Robinson, we missed you. 384 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,410 - Hi. - What? 385 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:30,689 What-What's wrong with you? 386 00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:32,480 We are on drugs. 387 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,610 Have you partaken of the pizza pie? 388 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,930 I can do this, I can do this. 389 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:44,369 Oh, no, the sunlight. 390 00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:46,209 Laszlo! 391 00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:47,459 Careful. 392 00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,540 Be careful. 393 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,170 - Oh... - Oh, man. 394 00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:51,330 Look at this... wait. 395 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:54,299 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 396 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,799 No, the sunlight. 397 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,550 I'm so scared. 398 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,929 No, no, no, Baron. 399 00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:01,110 - Baron... - No, no, no, no! 400 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,599 No, no, no, no, go easy. It's dangerous, man. 401 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,600 He's being an idiot. Come on, Baron. 402 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,340 You're a bunch of pussies... 403 00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,000 See what you've done. 404 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:11,490 - Did you see that? - You hurt yourself. 405 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,830 - Come on, Baron. - Put your night skirts on 406 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,910 - and go to coffin. - All right, okay, 407 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,739 - okay, okay. - Go to coffin, Baron. 408 00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:19,449 Thing off, I don't know how to work this. 409 00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:20,659 Oh... ah! 410 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:21,789 Oh, shit. 411 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,450 Baron? 412 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,060 Well, that was unexpected. 413 00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:32,890 Uh, oh... oh... 414 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:36,370 oh... aw... 415 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,469 Hello. Oh. 416 00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:42,290 - Shit. - Shit. 417 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,130 - Is he dead? - Oh, no. 418 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,710 Ouchie. 419 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,250 Just a little sore. 420 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,070 Oh, God... Oh. Oh... 421 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,570 lucky I missed these wooden stakes. 422 00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:55,510 He's safe. 423 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,160 I am okay. 424 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,590 What's that smell? 425 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,540 Hey, I got the rose... 426 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,460 Fuck. 427 00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:17,839 Oh... 428 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:18,990 Wow. 429 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,259 Oh, shit. 430 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:26,260 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 29215

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