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[alarm clock sounds]
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[groans]
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[Sara] No! No, no, no, no, no!
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Come on! Get up!
Come on, big day!
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Big promotion day! Wake up!
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You can't sleep in anymore,
Mr. Big Shot!
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Hmm? Seriously, babe,
I'm so proud of you.
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Mmm? [chuckles]
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Oh, my God, Shaun.
Your breath smells like shit.
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Come on, get up!
I made breakfast. Let's go!
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[theme music playing]
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[phone rings]
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Hello? Shaun speaking.
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Shaun! Zoe. Good time?
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Hey, Zoe.
Yeah, I'm just about to...
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Uh, yeah, I got
a couple of minutes.
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Great! Well, things are
really ramping up here,
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so what's your availability
looking like for next week?
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I've got four shoots
and a lot more coming up.
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Shaun?
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Yeah, um...
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Look, can I just check my calendar
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and I'll let you know as soon as possible.
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OK, but you've gotta hurry up, Shaun.
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You know I've got a lot of work coming up.
I do need to lock in these shoots.
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-Yep, alright. Thanks, Zoe.
-Don't keep me waiting, Shaun.
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Yep, no worries, Zoe.
Thank you. Bye.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Here we go!
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Big boss coming through
like his shit don't stink!
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He's not the boss of anyone.
Don't worry.
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Just make sure you don't
become a ball-buster, mate.
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Mate, you have my word on that.
I won't.
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OK, he doesn't have the authority
to bust any balls.
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Uh, what's that?
You sound a little bit threatened, Adam.
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Why would I be threatened, Tess?
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There's nothing to be threatened about.
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Is Shaun and Adam
on the same level now or...
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No. No.
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No.
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So, what is the difference
between the two jobs?
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I can assure you
that Shaun's new position,
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which he hasn't gotten yet,
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will be nothing like 2IC.
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OK?
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Adam, I promise I'm not
trying to muscle you out.
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I'm just doing it for
a bit more money, mate.
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Well, you couldn't muscle me out, mate.
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Yeah, well, I'm not trying to.
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-Good. Good.
-Good. Fine.
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-Fine. OK. Thanks.
-Whatever. Done.
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OK! Who's ready for
a big one out there?
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-Hey!
-Here he is!
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Now, as you're all aware,
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unless you've been
living under a rock,
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our regional manager, Al,
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is coming down today
with some very important news
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regarding a certain...
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promotion.
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[chuckles]
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Now, as important as that is,
when head office is in town,
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you know we've gotta run a tight ship
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and be the best store in the region!
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Oh, sorry I'm late, guys.
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Nice of you to join us, Winno.
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Bit of a late night, mate?
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-Yeah, yeah.
-Brett keeping you up all night, buddy?
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[all laugh]
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Come on, Brett, mate,
he's only young.
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Don't keep him up
on a work night.
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You know what?
Get fucked, everyone.
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OK, OK. Everyone calm down.
Everyone just take it easy.
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[Gary] Now...
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Brett and Winno can make love
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as much as they like
outside of work hours.
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[staff whoop]
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Did Winston and Brett have sex?
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Big day for you today, mate.
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All that hard work paying off!
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Thanks. Yeah.
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It's been a long time comin'.
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Thanks for putting in
the good word for me, though, buddy.
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Ah, don't worry about it,
Shauny. Not a problem at all.
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Look sharp, mate.
Here they come. Here they come.
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[dramatic music playing]
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Yep.
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Hello, Al. Welcome.
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-Thank you, Gary. Shaun.
-Hello.
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Big day for you boys today.
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Yes, it's very exciting.
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Fantastic.
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Well, until the meeting,
it's business as usual, I guess.
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-Absolutely
-Shaun, this is Michael.
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I'm hoping you might
be able to show him
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how things work down here.
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Yep, certainly.
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Gary, shall we go over the numbers
in your office?
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Yes, I wanted to do that. This way, Al.
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[whistles] Big day for you
out there today, Shane, hey?
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Yeah, definitely. It's also...
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-It's Shaun.
-Yeah, that's what I said, mate.
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Look, I need to get around,
give these guys a rev-up.
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You know, get their juices flowing,
get 'em excited.
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So, um, I'll leave you lads
to it and I'll, um...
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Ooh, Adsy!
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So, Michael, are you from head office?
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Something like that, yeah.
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Right. OK.
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How 'bout I show you 'round
and introduce you to a few people?
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-Sounds great.
-Excellent. Come this way, matey.
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Don't be a bitch about it, man!
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I'm not!
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Look, all I'm saying is that
it's been two weeks now
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and people should just...
get over it and move on, God!
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No, sorry.
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You're gonna feel
the sting of this for a while.
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I'm gonna have some fun with it.
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Dude, it's not that big of a deal, OK?
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Not that big a deal?
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You stripping down to your boxers
and kissing Brett
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isn't a big deal?
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Oh, and look!
Here's the mastermind herself.
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Why, thank you!
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I'm assuming you're talking about
Winston's encounter with Brett
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that, hmm, no doubt opened up
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a world of new feelings inside him.
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What? What feelings
are you talking about?
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Oh, come on, Winno.
It's alright. You can tell us.
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You secretly enjoyed it.
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No, I didn't.
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Well, I didn't wanna say anything,
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but I'm pretty sure you had a boner.
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Get fucked! I did not have a boner.
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So, what's next for
the big, bad lady slayer?
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When's your hot date with Beeanka?
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No, I can't date her, man.
It's not gonna happen.
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Wait, what?
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Winston did his Brett moves on Beeanka.
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She was into it!
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[laughs]
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Oh, God.
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"Oh, God!" What's so funny?
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Well, look, I hate to
break it to you, but...
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Beeanka didn't fall for your Brett style.
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She was clearly just
trying to mess with me
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because she knew we were close.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, um, I don't think
that's totally true and correct.
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Yeah, um, I'm sorry, Winno.
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Don't be sorry for me.
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Be sorry for Beeanka
when I don't ask her out.
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Wow! That is quite an ego
you've got there.
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It's not an ego, it's...
It's just the truth.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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Don't string her along
any more than you have to.
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Mmm, yeah, I agree.
The sooner the better.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I should probably just get it
over and done with, hey?
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Yeah. But, hey, just
be gentle with her, yeah?
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-Yeah. Poor thing.
-Mmm.
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Thank you! Have a good day. Bye!
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-Thank you, girls.
-Bye!
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-Cute.
-So cute.
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-I know, so cute.
-[both] Hi.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Well...
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-Excuse me.
-Yeah?
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Can you take care of things here
for a while?
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I think Winston is actually
gonna ask me out.
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Oh, my God! That's amazing!
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What? Are you serious?
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-I don't like him.
-What?
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I'm just trying to get
into Tess' head, remember?
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Oh, yeah!
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-What a bitch!
-I know.
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-Alright.
-Go.
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Sorry about that.
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Winno, you bad boy!
Where have you been hiding?
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Oh, you know, it's, uh...
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It's been a rough and embarrassing
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couple of weeks for me.
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What do you mean?
You mean the Brett thing?
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Oh, I thought that was really hot, babe.
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-Really?
-Oh, yeah. Very.
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Well, maybe we could, uh...
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you know...
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No. Beeanka, um...
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I can't do this, OK?
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-I can't go out with you.
-What?
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Brett told me what to say, so--
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Look, I'm gonna stop you right there, OK?
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Jesus, I threw you a bone to get at Tess.
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What?
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Oh, for fuck's sake, Winston!
Have a look at me.
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In what universe would this
be interested in... this?
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Ya fuckin' dickhead.
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Yeah, but you said--
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Winston, you look like
someone took a 7-year-old
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and stretched it
till it was 7 feet tall.
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I'm 6'2".
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And you still live
with your parents.
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[Winston] You know my mum,
she's quite--
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Winston, turn your lanky,
man-child arse around now
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and don't make this any more awkward
than it needs to be.
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-Shut up!
-Ow.
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Well, that was a complete and utter
fucking waste of time.
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How did it go?
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-What do you mean?
-Did he ask you out?
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Uh, no. Not quite.
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-[woman] Excuse me.
-Shhh!
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Babe, I'm sorry.
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-That sucks.
-Sorry?
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Sarah, didn't we just speak about this?
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I don't like Winston.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah?
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-[laughs] Yeah! Yeah.
-Yeah.
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[Winston sighs] That works. Alright.
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[clears throat]
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So, how'd she take it?
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Uh... Pretty good,
actually, yeah.
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[clears throat] Pretty good.
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She was just pretending
to get at Tess, wasn't she?
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-Yeah, she was.
-[both laugh]
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Winno the lady slayer!
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Well, that's pretty much
the basic layout of the store.
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Now, how about I introduce you
to a few of the team?
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-Sounds great.
-Yep.
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Hello!
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Do you work here?
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I do, young lady.
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Oh, well, me and my mum
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have been waiting
over there for ages.
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Just wondering how hard it is
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for one of you people
to come and actually serve us.
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Uh, whoa! OK, I'm sorry.
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-I'll come straight over.
-[girl huffs]
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-How you going?
-Oh, hello. How are you?
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-Very good.
-Right!
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If you two are done, um,
getting to know each other,
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I'd like my phone now.
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If that's not too much trouble.
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Now, sweetie,
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we agreed that you wouldn't
speak to me like that, remember?
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Whatever.
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Alright, guys, what kind of
phone can I help you with today?
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Well, I wanna be able to make calls,
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text my friends, take selfies
and go on Facebook.
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Honey, it's just for emergencies, OK?
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We don't need
all the bells and whistles.
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Oh, my God, Mum!
Shut the fuck up!
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You're such an embarrassment.
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All my friends at school
have them.
253
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And if you don't get it for me,
254
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you're gonna be the worst
parent in the world.
255
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
256
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Having the latest doesn't
make you a better person.
257
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No!
258
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And all the kids at school
can say whatever they want.
259
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,240
But don't let that change
who you are inside,
260
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because you know what?
261
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That's what really matters.
262
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,240
Hey, come on!
Give your mum a break!
263
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,720
What the hell would you know?
264
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,480
You're just a burnt-out loser
in a crappy job.
265
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,320
OK, that is about enough.
266
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,840
I'll handle this.
267
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,880
Who the hell do you think you are?
268
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,160
Hey?
269
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,000
Sorry... me?
270
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,480
Yes, you!
271
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,520
How dare you speak to
my daughter that way?
272
00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,880
Are you serious?
273
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,320
Oh, I'm serious!
Who do you think you are?
274
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,720
Pretty sure your job description
is 'salesman',
275
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,520
not 'surrogate father'.
276
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,280
So kindly keep your words
of advice to yourself.
277
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,440
Come on, sweetie. We're leaving.
278
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,400
-Yes?
-You're an idiot.
279
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,360
Hey, mate, just letting you know
280
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,360
the store's gonna be closing
in a couple of minutes.
281
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,000
-OK, cool.
-No worries.
282
00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,600
Shaun.
283
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,320
Adam.
284
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,600
Well, time's almost here.
285
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,360
Are you sure
you're ready for this?
286
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,280
Ready for what?
287
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,720
Look, Shaun, going from
floor staff to a leadership role
288
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,200
is a pretty big jump.
289
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,400
And if I'm being honest,
I have my reservations
290
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,880
about you in the role.
291
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,520
But it's out of my hands.
292
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,720
So I guess I'm forced to
293
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,840
take you under my wing
and show you the ropes.
294
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,840
[laughs]
295
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,720
Adam, I haven't even
got the role yet, mate.
296
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,040
Alright, Shaun,
let's cut the shit, shall we?
297
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,520
Are you after my job?
298
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,320
Because if you are after my job,
you better be ready for a war.
299
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:13,040
Adam! I don't want your job,
mate. I barely even want mine.
300
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,200
I mean, the money'll be good
from the promotion, but...
301
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,960
that's it. I don't even
want a career in retail.
302
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,680
-I wanna be a photographer.
-A photographer?
303
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,680
-Yeah.
-Photos are a hobby, Shaun.
304
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,320
This position demands
the proper attention.
305
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,360
I could be making a lot of money
from photography, mate.
306
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,840
Oh, right. And that's
why you're working here.
307
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:32,080
-What?
-Well...
308
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:35,080
You keep talking about being
this amazing photographer...
309
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,080
like you're above everyone here.
310
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,920
But that's all it is, Shaun. Talk.
311
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,120
Wake up, Shaun.
You're just like the rest of us.
312
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,120
[indistinct chatter]
313
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,560
OK, guys. Thanks for
sticking around tonight.
314
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,680
You know, when I was made manager
of this store,
315
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,160
it was a scenario
much like this one.
316
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,120
There was a real buzz in the air.
317
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:15,280
And I was surrounded by people
that I could call... family.
318
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,880
[sighs] And I knew...
319
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,600
it was where I wanted to be
for the rest of my working life.
320
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,360
[staff members] Aww.
321
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,640
Anyway, enough of that.
322
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,720
Look, I know you're
as excited as what I am.
323
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,840
So let's have a big hand
324
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,960
for your regional manager, Al.
325
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,520
Thank you, Gary. Thank you.
326
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,120
Uh, thank you all
for sticking around tonight.
327
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,600
It's a big night for you all.
328
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,560
We've looked long and hard at this store
329
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,920
for a very long time now,
and we really think
330
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,880
that by promoting this special individual,
331
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,480
we can really put our best foot forward.
332
00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,520
So without further ado,
I'd like you to put your hands together
333
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,920
for the newest member
of your leadership team.
334
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,720
-Michael.
-Thank you.
335
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,000
Well, come on, don't be shy.
336
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,080
A round of applause for Michael,
please, everyone.
337
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,920
Michael, would you like to
say a few words, please?
338
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,440
Good evening, everyone--
339
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,160
Uh, I'm sorry,
but what the actual fuck?
340
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,320
-I beg your pardon, Shaun?
-I said, "What the fuck?!"
341
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,080
-Is something wrong?
-Who's this guy?!
342
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,000
Michael's been brought in
from another store.
343
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,480
"Oh, this is Michael.
344
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,960
He's been brought in
from another fucking..."
345
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,280
-Are you joking?
-Hey, that's enough, mate.
346
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,080
Adam, take your lips
off management's arse.
347
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,520
Take it easy, mate.
348
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:40,200
Oh, yeah, you take your teamwork train
to the land of fuck off!
349
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,720
Shaun, you're
embarrassing yourself.
350
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,400
Calm yourself down.
351
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,440
If you have any problems
with our decisions,
352
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,440
you're more than welcome
to take them up with HR.
353
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,400
Embarrassing myself?
354
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,880
Embarrassing myself?
355
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:56,360
I've been embarrassing myself
for years coming in here
356
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,080
and working every single day
357
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,440
while everyone else
is out following their dreams.
358
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:04,160
I embarrass myself
when I let people treat me like shit.
359
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,360
You all said I had this in the bag.
360
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,360
Gary?
361
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,760
Shauny... Mate, just take it easy, mate.
362
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,160
[Shaun] Do you know the shit
that I've had to go through?
363
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,080
The fucking mind-numbing
stupid customers
364
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,400
I've had to deal with every single day
365
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,320
while I put my dreams on the backburner,
366
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,400
supporting my family, doing what's right,
367
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,400
following the rules,
368
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:34,640
to continually get fucked by
this soul-destroying company.
369
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,000
Shaun, if you don't calm down,
I'm gonna have to do something--
370
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,880
What, you're gonna give me
a written warning?
371
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,240
Is that what you're gonna do?
Well, guess what, guys.
372
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:45,160
There's a whole big world
of opportunities out there.
373
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,880
And I'm about to join it.
374
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,240
Just this morning,
I got offered a lot of work
375
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,840
doing something
that I really, really enjoy.
376
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,440
Yeah, I know it's a risk,
377
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,480
but I'm heading in
the right direction, aren't I?
378
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,680
I've had it with this hole...
379
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,760
I can't believe
you were gonna make me
380
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:05,160
miss my boy's birthday party,
you heartless bitch!
381
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,880
But most of all,
I can't believe I almost let you.
382
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,599
Fuck you, written warnings.
383
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:13,880
Fuck you, customers.
Fuck head office.
384
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,880
But most of all, fuck you!
385
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,680
[theme music playing]
386
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,480
Hey, Zoe. It's Shaun.
I'm available for those shoots.
387
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,480
So I just wanna book in some
dates if we could.
388
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,080
Oh, yeah, about that, Shaun.
389
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,560
Sorry, I had to go with
another photographer.
390
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,040
I couldn't wait any longer.
391
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,560
Oh.
392
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,000
I was kind of relying on that.
393
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,120
[laughs] What can I say, Shaun?
Next time, don't wait so long.
394
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,200
Fuck.
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