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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,320 [sighs] It's gonna be tight for the next few weeks, babe. 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:05,240 [woman] When's it not tight? 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:08,360 We'll be fine. I can get another Centrelink loan in three weeks, I think. 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,280 No, you know I don't like doing that. 5 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,240 Just because it's a Centrelink loan, 6 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,200 doesn't mean we're meth heads. Don't be such a snob. 7 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,840 I know, I'm not saying that. 8 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,440 It's just it's embarrassing. 9 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:18,920 It's not... 10 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,480 There's a big difference between 11 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,760 the dole and family assistance, Shaun. 12 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,800 Anyway, I've got to drop our son at your parents' 13 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,280 and get to work, 14 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,680 so as much as I'd love to stand here stroking your ego, 15 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,160 I've got to go. 16 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,640 Hey, maybe I can get some more photography work 17 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,160 and see if they can pay in cash, yeah? 18 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,840 That's exactly what you should be doing. Taking photos. You're so good, Shaun. 19 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,600 Well, there's nothing I'd rather be doing, but... 20 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,240 I've got a family to provide for. 21 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,960 Firstly, we've got a family to provide for. 22 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,040 Secondly, I can get some more shifts. 23 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,200 So don't worry. Don't let it get to you. 24 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,600 We're happy. We're healthy. We're in love. 25 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:59,000 Oh, don't forget we've got my parents for dinner tonight. 26 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,480 We're going there. 27 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,640 -Fan-fucking-tastic. -What was that? 28 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,879 I said it sounds horrible. 29 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,800 Actually, I... I can't. I've got a sales meeting on tonight. 30 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,280 What? When were you going to tell me that? 31 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,840 Yeah, I... I'm sorry. 32 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,280 I'll bring you home a plate. Come and say bye to Ethan. 33 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:20,160 [theme music playing] 34 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,320 [Tess] Hey there. How are you today? 35 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:37,840 -Not too bad. -In the market for a new TV? 36 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,120 Yeah, time to upgrade. 37 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,080 Bought my last TV last year. It's outdated now. 38 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:45,120 OK. And you're liking the Samsonic here? 39 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,720 Yeah. Actually, would you mind grabbing a salesman? 40 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,520 I got a few questions about this bad boy. 41 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,320 Oh, I can help you with that. 42 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,080 Are you a salesman? 43 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,760 Well, salesperson. [half-laughs] 44 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,000 Well, do you know anything about these? 45 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,640 Yeah, that's, um... that's my job. [chuckles] 46 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,040 Right. 47 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,320 Cool, um, anyway, so 48 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,680 do you know much about this particular TV? 49 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,199 Yeah, I've done some research, 50 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:11,160 but why don't you tell me what you know about it. 51 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,360 Go ahead. Sell it to me. 52 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,000 OK, well, as you probably know, 53 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,160 it comes in 42, 50, 55 and 62 inch screens. 54 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,040 It's 4K, but if we're honest, 55 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,720 it's probably a bit overkill for now. 56 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:27,240 Overkill? 4K is overkill? 57 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,600 -[laughs] -Well, I mean... 58 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,320 barely anything streams in 4K yet, 59 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,000 not even sporting events, 60 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,560 and even if you are watching it, you cannot notice the difference 61 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,840 unless you're inches from the screen. 62 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,320 So you're telling me that techrevive.com.au 63 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:46,880 is lying when they say that 4K is like an unbridled experience 64 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:50,160 not just for your eyes, but for all the senses. 65 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:53,680 Um, look, I probably couldn't comment on that. 66 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,200 It doesn't make sense. 67 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,280 Hey, guys! How are we going? 68 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,400 -At last. Are you a salesman? -I am, mate. 69 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,000 But I also don the 2IC hat at this establishment. 70 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,920 Tess, can I talk to you for a minute? 71 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,640 I'm just in the middle of a sale. 72 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:09,600 We're gonna let Brett take it from here. Need to talk to you now. 73 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:15,040 G'day, mate, how are you? You looking at the Samsonic? 74 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,080 Yeah, mate, good, yeah. Looks awesome! 75 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:20,760 Yeah, mate, she's a beauty. She's 4K in all her glory. 76 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,560 Can't believe you guys let her sell. 77 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,360 -Yeah. -Not bad to look at, though. 78 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,080 Yeah, been there, done that, mate. [blows raspberry] 79 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,040 What the fuck was that, Adam? 80 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,760 Yeah, Tess, when has it ever been OK 81 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,480 to make a customer doubt a product? 82 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,120 -What do you mean? -Well, your general attitude. 83 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,640 4K's overkill? 84 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,280 You know, my attitude 85 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,320 probably came from him being a condescending, sexist prick. 86 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,000 And, Adam, I'm not gonna lie to people just to sell something. 87 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,680 OK, Tess, you're clearly worked up. 88 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,680 Yeah because you embarrassed me and made me look like an idiot. 89 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,240 Tess, I like you, and I get it. 90 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,120 I'm sure it's very awkward for you around here at the moment. 91 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,720 But this might be a good time to have a look inside, 92 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,040 think about the choices you're making 93 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,120 and maybe make a change for the better. 94 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:05,120 Not to be the best employee, but to be the best you can be. 95 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,680 What is that supposed to mean? 96 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,960 Winston? Brett? 97 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,840 The Christmas party. I'm sure you know what I'm getting at. 98 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,440 No, no, Adam, I don't. 99 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,240 Please, please enlighten me. 100 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,800 Uh, OK, how do I put this delicately? 101 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,440 Um, look, Tess, 102 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:26,680 work probably isn't the best place to be... finding yourself. 103 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,040 Exploring womanly desires. 104 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,720 You've got to be fucking kidding me. 105 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,520 Hey, hey, guys, what's going on here? 106 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,160 Oh, Adam was just telling me 107 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,800 how I shouldn't be fucking around the workplace, 108 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,200 weren't you, Adam? 109 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,720 Just let it go, mate. She just needs a minute. 110 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,240 Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow. 111 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,320 It's too hard. I don't want to choose. 112 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:00,040 I don't want to think about it anymore. 113 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,560 Just pick! It's so easy! 114 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,200 What if I choose neither? 115 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,920 Then they both die. 116 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,400 Fuck! 117 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,120 Come on, dude, just pick. 118 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,640 Look, your mum and your girlfriend have swapped brains, 119 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:19,520 and you have to bang one for them to swap back. 120 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,120 Excuse me, lads, do you guys actually work here? 121 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,840 Yeah. How are you today? 122 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,280 Yeah, good, but I bought this laptop a few days ago 123 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,760 and it's faulty. 124 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,360 I don't know. It's frozen or something. 125 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,160 OK, well I'll have a quick look. 126 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,360 But if I can't fix it we'll have to send it away. 127 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,920 Well, hopefully, you can work something out. 128 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,320 What were you doing when it froze? 129 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,240 I don't know. Just the normal stuff. 130 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,440 -Hey, honey. -Oh, hey. 131 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,000 You finished shopping already? 132 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,200 I think I was emailing or something, I don't know. 133 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,880 OK, well, I'm having a look here. 134 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,840 I got it! 135 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:58,200 [woman on laptop moans sexually] 136 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,800 [woman on laptop speaks indistinctly] 137 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,880 [horse neighs] 138 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,360 Oh, that's disgusting! 139 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:06,960 Oh! 140 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,840 Babe... Babe, wait, it wasn't me. 141 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,720 [moaning and neighing continue] 142 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,040 No, keep it... Keep it open. 143 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,280 OK, so we got the camera, card, protector case, 144 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,920 lenses and warranty is all in there. 145 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,920 Just head to the front and they'll look after ya. 146 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,560 -Thanks, mate. -No worries. 147 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,080 You really know your stuff. Are you a photographer? 148 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:42,240 -Every chance I get, yeah. -Any good? 149 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,800 Yeah, I think so. 150 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,600 I mean, I make a bit of extra cash on the side. So that's pretty handy. 151 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,320 What are you doing wasting your time here, then? 152 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,840 Oh, I've got a family, so... 153 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,320 So? 154 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,800 So I've got to put them first, mate. 155 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,160 Sorry, mate, I didn't mean to pry, 156 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,480 I just don't know how someone your age 157 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,600 working in retail hasn't killed themself. 158 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,000 Me either. 159 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,040 Mate! Shauny! 160 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,840 Good little sale, that one, mate! 161 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,680 And you got the warranty in there as well. 162 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,040 -[laughs] -Thanks, mate. 163 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,520 Mate, you fired up about tonight? 164 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,680 Head office is sending down a bit of a gun, 165 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,360 so it should be pretty inspiring. 166 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,960 Yeah, should be good, mate. 167 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:23,000 Let's show them the passion that's in there for selling 168 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,800 and get you one step closer to that promotion. 169 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,040 Yeah, mate, have you heard anything about that? 170 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,960 I'm sort of struggling for cash at the moment, 171 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,840 and it's been on the cards for a while. 172 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,600 Mate, I'm in their ears all the time. 173 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,600 All the time. 174 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,120 Boys, boys, boys, boys! Who's pumped for tonight? 175 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,240 Gonna get some pizzas, maybe a bevvy or two. 176 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,600 What do you reckon, Shaun, close up and have a bevvy or two? 177 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,000 Yeah, sounds good, mate. 178 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,360 Been ages since I've had a bevvy with you, mate. 179 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,880 -We need to do it more. -Yeah, I just been busy, mate. 180 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,280 You know, with family and taking photos and... 181 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,040 Photos? Are you still doing that? 182 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,680 Yeah, I'm still doing it. 183 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,480 [scoffs] Mate, I'd choose bevvies over hobbies any day. 184 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,520 Yeah, it's not really a hobby, though, mate, is it? 185 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,760 Well, it's not really a job, though, is it? 186 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,280 I mean, it doesn't feed the family. 187 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,520 -No, not yet. -Yet? 188 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,200 Oh, forget it. 189 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,200 I like hobbies. 190 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,240 I'd like to see your photos, Shauny. 191 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,800 Yeah, hobbies... hobbies are good. 192 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,760 My only concern is that you could potentially let them 193 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,560 get in the way of work. 194 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,080 That's true. 195 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,960 There's a time for work and a time for play. 196 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,000 OK, guys, cool chat. I gotta go. 197 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,480 OK. 198 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,799 -[both laugh] -Yeah. 199 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:44,000 It's alright, have a good day, matey. 200 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,480 [sighs] 201 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,160 Why don't Electroworld hire males to be on the counter? 202 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,760 Dunno. 203 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,680 Actually, why don't they hire anyone ugly? 204 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,960 I don't know, I guess they try to make us sexy 205 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,840 to seduce the customers into buying. 206 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,640 -Yeah. -Hey, what are you poofs doing? 207 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,600 -Whoa! -Whoa! Poofs? Really?! 208 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,840 Yeah, what? 209 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,800 I didn't think people still said that these days. 210 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,080 What's... What's wrong with it? 211 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,960 Being gay isn't really a thing anymore. 212 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,120 It's, like, normal. 213 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,760 Mate, whatever floats your boat. I mean, you know, 214 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,240 just between you and me, 215 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,080 I don't mind a bit of a tickle round there. I mean, 216 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,400 nothing more than like a pink-up, though. Nothing more than that. 217 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,960 -[clears throat] -Right. 218 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:33,000 Oh, fuck me! Tell me what you'd do to that, boys. 219 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,080 Uh, I-I-I think she'd... 220 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,240 Yeah, I think she'd break me. 221 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,000 Who better to try your new 222 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,320 "girls like being treated like shit" style on? 223 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:47,040 Nah. No. 224 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,640 Yeah, yeah, no, mate, this is perfect. 225 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,040 Man, she loves it. Yeah, I've been there. 226 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,560 What? You've banged Beeanka? 227 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,520 Yeah. What? She's easy. 228 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,160 She's so angry all the time. 229 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,840 She could melt me with her eyeballs if she wanted to. 230 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,600 Hey, mate, it's alright to feel a bit scared, big man. 231 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,080 I'm not scared! 232 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,880 Yeah, actually you're really scared. You look like a child. 233 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,120 -Shut up, the both of you, OK? -Mm-hm. 234 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:13,120 I'm not scared. I'm cool, calm and collective. 235 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,600 Prove it. 236 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,360 Show us this style that you've been telling us all about... 237 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,440 works on Beeanka. 238 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,760 Yes. 239 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,480 Alright, fine. Watch this. 240 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,440 Oh, this'll be rich. 241 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,120 And he's back. 242 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,920 You pussy out, did ya? 243 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,240 -I don't know what to say. -Oh, OK. 244 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,840 Alright, come here. Come to Brett. 245 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,520 [whispers] 246 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,200 -Thanks. Bye! -Thank you! 247 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,240 'Sup, you bitch? 248 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,360 [mouths words] 249 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,400 Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 250 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,880 What?! 251 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,920 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. 252 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,320 [laughs] 253 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,040 [giggles] 254 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:15,800 Oh, Winston, I had no idea you were such a bad boy. 255 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,320 Yeah. 256 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,480 Where have you been hiding this wild side? 257 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,760 Oh, you know, 258 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,720 up my arse. 259 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,600 [laughs] 260 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,120 Oh, and you're so funny too. 261 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,600 You know, we should really hang out more. 262 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,680 I love a bad boy. Don't be a stranger. 263 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:39,400 Yeah. Yeah. I will not be a stranger. 264 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,720 -Bye. -Bye. 265 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,200 -Bye. -Bye. 266 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,080 -Hm! -Bye. 267 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,160 Oh, my God! 268 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,920 I didn't know you two had a thing! 269 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:56,080 God, Sarah, as if I'd have a thing with him. Ew. 270 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,840 I was just doing it to fuck with Tess. 271 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,800 [gasps] Nice! 272 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,200 Here we go. 273 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,080 Well? 274 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,920 It worked. 275 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,520 It worked! Yeah! 276 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,480 What did I tell you? Stick with Brett, boys. 277 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,760 Touch wood! Touch wood! There we go! 278 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,120 Alright, see you later, boys. I'm going to TVs. 279 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,560 Thank you! Oh! 280 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,480 I actually needed that. 281 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,600 [knock at door] 282 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,520 Tess, come in. 283 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,400 [scoffs] Great. 284 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,360 Great, so it's not just enough to embarrass me on the floor, 285 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,800 but you have to go and run to Gary to tell on me. 286 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,720 -Tess... -No, I'm sorry, Gary. 287 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,560 But I just... I don't want to hear it. 288 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,120 He was an absolute prick out there today. 289 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,760 Tess! Listen. 290 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,280 Adam told me what happened today... 291 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,400 and what's been going on around here. 292 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,920 And I think something needs to be done about it. 293 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,240 Adam? 294 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,480 [clears throat] 295 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,320 [reads] "Tess... 296 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,560 It has come to my attention that my actions today, 297 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,400 even if they were out of the interest 298 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,680 of what's good for the store, may have come across 299 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,360 in a way that could have caused you to take offence. 300 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,480 Furthermore, as far as your personal life goes, 301 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:29,600 it is your business and not my place to question that." 302 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,960 And? 303 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:41,120 And... I'm sorry. Tess. 304 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,320 Good onya, mate! 305 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,800 Now, we good here? 306 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,280 Ha-ha-ha! 307 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,880 Beautiful. 308 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,400 Thanks, mate. 309 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,200 OK, off you go. 310 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,160 -[Tess] Thanks, Gary. -Don't mention it. 311 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,600 You know, the whole thing with Brett is just-- 312 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,840 Not mine or anyone else's business. 313 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,600 [Gary] OK? 314 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,080 OK. 315 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,560 And now you better get out there for the sales meeting. 316 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,080 It's gonna be a real cracker. 317 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,480 [laughs] 318 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,960 [Gary] Good onya. 319 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,640 [indistinct chatter] 320 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,720 OK, buddy, well, you make sure 321 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,080 you're a good boy for Nanna and Pop, and have fun. 322 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,560 And I'll see you in the morning, OK? 323 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,080 Yeah. Love you. 324 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,160 Hey, yeah, look, they said it was gonna be an hour, 325 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,920 but you know what these things are like. 326 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:57,080 I'll, er... Yeah, I'll be home as soon as I can, OK? 327 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,840 Yeah. Love you. 328 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,240 [sighs] 329 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,000 OK, everyone, let's bring it in. Let's bring it in, guys. Let's bring it in. 330 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,640 Come on. Make a 'U'. 331 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,760 OK. 332 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,240 OK, team. 333 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,240 Boy, oh, boy, do we have a treat for you tonight. 334 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,560 Now, this guy needs no introduction, 335 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,800 but I would like to say a few words 336 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,320 as he is somewhat of a personal hero to me. 337 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,320 Now, this sharpshooter sold the most warranties 338 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,080 in the company three years running. 339 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,000 He has a perfect mystery shopper ranking 340 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,200 and worked his way from sales 341 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,600 to store manager to sales trainer 342 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,840 in just under three short years, and now has his sights set 343 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,120 on to become the youngest regional manager 344 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,880 in franchise history. 345 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,560 Ladies and gentlemen, 346 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,960 put your hands together for Chris Woods. 347 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,480 [Chris] Oi! 348 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,000 What the Lord Farquaad is up, you lot? 349 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,520 Man, it's been a long time. How long has it been, man? 350 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,600 It's been a long time. It's been a long time. 351 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,480 There are some familiar faces, Bretty, babe. 352 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,480 And some, er... some new faces. 353 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,240 Alright, guys, I know what you're thinking. 354 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,040 You're all thinking, "Oh, no. 355 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,080 They've sent the complete wanker down from head office 356 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,160 to steal us of our night." 357 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,680 Well, that's what you'd probably be getting... 358 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,360 if they didn't send me down. 359 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,840 -[Adam laughs] -Now come on, guys! 360 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,560 Look, we've got snacks... 361 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,080 Doritos, some Burger Rings. 362 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,600 Let's turn this bitch up to 11! What do you say, huh? 363 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,040 -Whoo! -Alright. 364 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,160 Now, guys, who can tell me... 365 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,840 where we're trying to get to? 366 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,360 Anybody? 367 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,600 How about you, mate? 368 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,760 Er, oh... 369 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,720 [Chris] To...? 370 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,120 To the... 371 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,920 [Spencer stammers] 372 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,760 -[Spencer] To... -To the top! 373 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,600 That's where we're trying to get. 374 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,440 We're trying to get to the top, guys. 375 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,680 Who can tell me how we're gonna get there, huh? 376 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,160 Hmm? 377 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,280 How about you? 378 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,000 Um... 379 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 we drive really fast? 380 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,440 -[Gary and Adam laugh] -[Chris laughs] How good is that? 381 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:12,000 No, ladies and gentlemen, we don't drive. 382 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,240 We take the teamwork train! 383 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,440 Whoo-hoo! 384 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,920 Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga. Toot! Toot! 385 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,520 Come on, guys! Get on board! 386 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,839 Chugga-chugga... Come on, Electroworld! Come on! 387 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:24,040 [Chris and Adam] Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga! 388 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,880 -Chugga-chugga! -No, seriously, guys. 389 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,720 -Come on. Get on board, guys. -[Adam] Come on! Get around. Come on! 390 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,200 [Chris] Teamwork train ain't leaving 391 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,560 -till the bad boy's full. -[Adam] That's right. 392 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,160 [Chris, Adam and Gary] Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga! 393 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,640 Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga! 394 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,680 Chugga-chugga! 395 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,520 Toot! Toot! 396 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,040 [staff members] Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga... 397 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,560 That's it. That's it. Right around. 398 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,840 Chugga-chugga-chugga. Chugga-chugga-chugga. 399 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,480 Chugga-chugga. 400 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,440 Hoot! Hoot! 401 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,480 Chugga-chugga. Chugga-chugga-chugga. 402 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,240 Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga... 403 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,400 Toot! Toot! 404 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,440 Chugga-chugga-chugga. Chugga-chugga... 405 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,360 -Chug! -Chugga-chugga-chugga. 406 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,840 Alright, dudes. 407 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,640 -Alright, everyone back to... -That's enough. 408 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,720 Yeah, right, right. That's great. 409 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,680 Make a 'U'. Make a 'U'. 410 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,920 There you go, love. Beautiful. 411 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,880 OK. You've had a few. OK. 412 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,600 Alright! Ah! 413 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,120 Thanks, mate. 414 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:27,720 [coughs] Time for a little bit of sales role-play. 415 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,800 Um, I'm gonna need to get somebody up here 416 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,800 to give me a little bit of a hand. 417 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,840 How about you? 418 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,240 [laughs] I work on the counter. 419 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,480 I don't sell. 420 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,880 OK, back up. 421 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,440 First of all, it's not just working the counter. 422 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,440 You're as much a part of this family as... 423 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,920 ..well, er, the top salesman in the region. 424 00:18:55,920 --> 00:19:01,040 And, guys, let's be honest, these are as much life skills... 425 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,120 as they are sales skills. 426 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,000 Now, come on. Get on up. Come on. 427 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,960 Yeah, give her a hand. Good. 428 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,360 Thanks. 429 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,440 Alright, I'm gonna play the customer in this one. 430 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,920 And, er, we'll play out a classic sales situation. 431 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,080 And I'll throw some common responses at you, alright? 432 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,960 -Yep. -Great. Let's do this. 433 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,520 -Excuse me, do you need a hand? -Whoa-ho, Nelly! 434 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,000 Sarah, is it? 435 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,800 Look, never ask a close-ended question, alright? 436 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,320 Ask me again and I'll show you why. 437 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,240 What? Do you need a hand? 438 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,560 No. No, not at all, thanks. 439 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,160 See, just like that, the sale's gone. 440 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,560 Alright, don't be afraid to get the customer chatting, you know? 441 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,440 Alright, show them that you're a real person. 442 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,840 Don't be afraid to get personal. 443 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,960 I like swimming. 444 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,840 OK. That was informative. Very informative. 445 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,080 But let's try something, I don't know... 446 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,280 something a little bit more relevant, yeah? 447 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,800 Cool. 448 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,920 I like watching TVs. 449 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,520 OK, that was relevant. OK, yeah, great. 450 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:17,040 But, guys, feel free to get a little bit personal, 451 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,240 you know what I'm saying? 452 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,000 -Come on. Personal, personal. -But... 453 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,120 We're gonna get personal, guys. We're all family here. 454 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,760 You gotta get personal. 455 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,000 Open up. Show them the real you, you know what I mean? 456 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,280 Show them the real you. Who are you? 457 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,040 Personal. Be personal to me. 458 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,680 Be personal to the customer. 459 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,160 We're all friends here. 460 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,480 Nobody's judging. You've got to be personal. 461 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,640 Sometimes... sometimes my boyfriend, 462 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,000 he used to shit the bed! 463 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,280 And I used to dream that I was a farmer 464 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,840 and that it was actually cow shit, 465 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,160 but really it was his shit. 466 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,160 OK... 467 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,520 Why don't we get somebody else up, huh? 468 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,680 Hey. Brett, mate, come on up here, mate. 469 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,280 Come on. Everyone give Brett a clap. 470 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:15,120 Alright, so that is why the customer is always right, 471 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:18,000 even when they're not, even when they're wrong. 472 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,320 [chuckles] 473 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,080 Alright, guys, so that's it from me tonight. 474 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,760 But please do stick around. 475 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,080 I'd like to, you know, say hi to everybody before I head off. 476 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,600 Even you, Vish. 477 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,320 So, thanks, guys. Thanks for coming down. 478 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,640 -Thank you. -That was fantastic. 479 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,320 Fantastic. 480 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,280 Shauny! Shauny, come over here for a minute. 481 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,160 Shauny, have you met Chris? 482 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,920 Er, yeah, yeah. How are you? 483 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,520 Shane, mate, I've been hearing 484 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,040 some good things happening down here. 485 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,640 Good. Great. I'm trying my best. 486 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,280 Well, that's all we can ask for. 487 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,920 And what Gary's been telling me, mate, 488 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,040 reckon you've got this promotion all locked up. 489 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,160 Oh, fingers crossed, heyl? 490 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,800 -OK, guys. -That's it. 491 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,280 Well, I'd better go. 492 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,320 -Great seeing you again, mate. -Good on you. Thanks, mate. 493 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,960 Take care. Thanks, Chris. 494 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,200 -That was a fantastic night. Fantastic. -Shall we go grab a beer? 36276

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