Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:02,830
♪♪
2
00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:11,500
[evil laughing]
3
00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:14,120
So bad.
4
00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,500
[loud poof]
5
00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:17,960
I am the terror
that flaps in the night!
6
00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:21,120
I am the pebble
in the penny loafer
of depravity!
7
00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,290
I am--
8
00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,000
Darkwing Duck?
9
00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,580
Ah, so you've heard of me.
10
00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:27,750
Let's get dangerous.
11
00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,460
Ow! [grunts]
12
00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:32,880
Dangerous? Aah!
13
00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,290
[grunts] Dangerous...
14
00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,460
[both grunt]
15
00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:40,330
Oh, my goodness.
16
00:00:40,330 --> 00:00:42,120
OK! You think a few
17
00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,880
very painful explosions
can stop me?
18
00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,670
Now, let's see
who you really are...
19
00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:52,120
[gasps] Me?!
20
00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,040
Whoa, what a twist!
21
00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,540
What?! I never saw
that coming!
22
00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,040
Wait, haven't you seen
this episode?
23
00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:02,040
Seventy-five times!
But never in a parking lot.
24
00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,620
Sadly, beloved TV show
Darkwing Duck,
25
00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:07,380
starring me, Jim Starling,
was canceled
26
00:01:07,380 --> 00:01:10,750
before we could end this story.
But there's no end
27
00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:14,000
to the savings
at Siesta Rick's Sofa Fiesta!
28
00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,170
[microphone feedback]
29
00:01:16,170 --> 00:01:19,540
[sighs] Let's get comfortable!
30
00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:22,540
Ha-ha! I'll be
signing autographs
for one and all!
31
00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:24,000
-[crowd grumbling]
-If one and all want one!
32
00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,170
-No!
-Oh, my gosh, no.
33
00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:27,210
Buncha ingrates.
34
00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:30,790
-You good?
-Yep. Totally cool.
35
00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:31,790
Thanks for being here.
36
00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,290
[clears throat]
37
00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,210
OK, keep it together!
38
00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:40,580
"I am your biggest fan!" No.
39
00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:43,540
"I have modeled
my entire life after yours."
40
00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:45,460
"I wanna keep you
in a big jar in my closet!"
41
00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:47,420
[laughs] Calm down, buddy.
42
00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:49,460
Jim Starling's
just a regular guy.
43
00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:50,920
I've been to plenty
of these signings,
44
00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,170
and one day, I'm actually
gonna meet him.
45
00:01:53,170 --> 00:01:55,330
Wait. If you've seen him
so many times,
46
00:01:55,330 --> 00:01:56,500
how come you've never
talked to him?
47
00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,620
[Jim Starling]
Next!
48
00:01:57,620 --> 00:02:00,540
-Uhh...
-[Drake grunts]
49
00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:01,500
This is why.
50
00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:02,920
[theme music playing]
51
00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,710
♪ Ducktales
Whoo ooh ♪
52
00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:10,250
Look, I'm the one and only
Darkwing Duck.
53
00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:14,670
I need a real gig. I'm bigger
than sofa store openings. Eh--
54
00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:16,420
I don't care
that they sell recliners, too!
55
00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:18,170
[clearing throat]
56
00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:19,420
[groans]
57
00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:21,580
Mr. Starling, you have meant
so much to me.
58
00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:22,880
I-- I actually have
59
00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,830
a very important question
for you. Y-Y--
60
00:02:24,830 --> 00:02:26,540
Great. Who do I
make this out to?
61
00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:29,330
Oh! Um, uh, I am the terror
that flaps in the night!
62
00:02:29,330 --> 00:02:32,120
[chuckles] I am the president
of your fan club. I am--
63
00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,420
[Jim Starling]
Yeah, yeah. That'll be 15 bucks.
64
00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,540
Stay dangerous.
65
00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:36,460
Waaaiiit!
66
00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,290
Uh, yes?
67
00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:40,380
A fresh-faced new fan!
68
00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:42,960
I knew the kids
still loved me. [laughs]
69
00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,460
Who do I make this out to?
70
00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:46,290
[grunts]
71
00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:48,460
Oh, the fainter's back.
72
00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:52,290
He'd really appreciate it
if you could sign his...poster?
73
00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:58,210
[Dewey] "#DarkwingDuck"--
Whoa! That's weird.
74
00:02:58,210 --> 00:03:00,580
"Darkwing Duck" is trending
number one worldwide.
75
00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,170
What?! Gimme!
76
00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:04,080
It says here
they're making a movie
77
00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,120
of Darkwing Duck!
78
00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,420
They are? We am?!
79
00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:10,330
Darkwing Duck is back, baby!
80
00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:11,380
He is?!
81
00:03:11,380 --> 00:03:13,210
-[exclaims]
-[both grunt]
82
00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:14,580
It's him! Uhh...
83
00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:15,880
[all grunt]
84
00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:20,330
[Launchpad grunting]
85
00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:23,290
Launchpad! Stop looking
in the rearview mirror.
86
00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:26,500
Yup! Totally profesh.
No problem-ohh...
87
00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,500
-[brakes squeal]
-Hey! Fragile cargo, huh!
88
00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:32,380
[chuckles] Back on top.
Arriving on set
89
00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:36,500
for a big-shot movie in style.
Thanks for the ride, fans.
90
00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:40,330
Wow. I am going
to a real movie studio!
91
00:03:40,330 --> 00:03:43,170
Where larger-than-life
big-screen legends are born!
92
00:03:43,170 --> 00:03:46,080
And you get to ride there
with a real-life movie star!
93
00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:49,750
[sniffing] Musky.
94
00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,670
Are we sure about this guy?
95
00:03:51,670 --> 00:03:53,500
Why wouldn't the studio
send a car for him?
96
00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,920
Or, you know, tell him
the movie exists?
97
00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,330
They couldn't make a movie
without him.
98
00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:59,380
Jim Starling is Darkwing Duck!
99
00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:01,540
Ya dang right he is,
buddy! Heh.
100
00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:02,670
[gasps] I'm his buddy!
101
00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:04,000
Uhh...
102
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,460
Oh, man. I hope
whoever owns the studio
103
00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:13,210
isn't mad at--
Wait, what the--?!
104
00:04:16,580 --> 00:04:20,120
Sorry, you need
more money for--?
105
00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,000
The grand finale of my film.
106
00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,580
A psychological examination
of man's inhumanity to man!
107
00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:30,120
Alistair, I haven't
seen a movie since 1938.
108
00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,920
This studio was built to make
cheap Office Safety Videos
109
00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,750
for my company.
110
00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:37,210
You convinced me
a "fun little action movie"
111
00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:40,540
would double my profits,
but you're already over budget.
112
00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,960
If you want one penny more,
I have to be consulted
113
00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,420
on all decisions.
114
00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:48,330
How dare you, sir?
An artist's integrity--
115
00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,380
Splendid. The movie
should be in color.
116
00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:52,330
Color's all the rage
these days. Oh!
117
00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:54,920
And the villain is going
to need a mustache to twirl
118
00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,710
whenever he does
something evil. Heh...
119
00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,080
You have a movie studio
120
00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,380
that could fulfill
a starry-eyed boy's
cinematic dreams.
121
00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:07,170
Why didn't you tell me?!
122
00:05:07,170 --> 00:05:09,880
To avoid
this exact conversation.
123
00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,830
OK, yeah, no, I can see that.
124
00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:14,710
I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
125
00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:17,830
-I am the comeback
the audience demands!
-[all gasp]
126
00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:21,710
I am... a huge fan,
Alistair Borswan!
127
00:05:21,710 --> 00:05:23,080
I mean, I've never actually
seen your work,
128
00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,620
but you're British,
so I'm sure
129
00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:27,670
that it's very classy,
and... yeah...
130
00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,670
Uh, yes. And you are?
131
00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:34,080
[laughing] British and funny?
132
00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,790
Whoa! This feels like
the beginning
133
00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:37,750
of a great
creative partnership!
134
00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:41,290
Aw, cool! A big-budget reboot
of a thing I loved as a kid!
135
00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:42,880
Those are always great!
136
00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,500
Is Darkwing's motorcycle in it?
Is he still a noble hero
137
00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,750
who gets back up
and fights for right,
138
00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,380
no matter what evil
throws at him?
139
00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:49,830
You're keeping
the theme song, right?
140
00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:54,040
Would you like to see
the trailer?
141
00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,790
Ooh! Aah! [giggling]
142
00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,790
[thunder cracking]
143
00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,080
[Narrator]
Within every man,
144
00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,670
there is a war.
145
00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:08,380
- Not of action,
but of ideas.
-[Dewey] Ugh!
146
00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:10,120
-[Narrator] There is
no right or wrong.
-[man screaming]
147
00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,710
No heroes or villains.
Only darkness.
148
00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,830
-[people screaming]
- There is one man
149
00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:20,080
who can fight the darkness.
150
00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,880
[Launchpad]
Yeah! Here we go, baby!
151
00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,960
[thunder crashes]
152
00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,460
[Narrator]
With more darkness.
153
00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:25,670
[Launchpad]
What's this, now?
154
00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:31,710
-[screaming]
-It's the Dark-wing! Run!
155
00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,250
You can't just flap around
in the night!
156
00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,750
You'll terrify people!
157
00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:38,380
It's too dangerous!
158
00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,380
[Narrator]
Darkwing: First Darkness.
159
00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:43,830
This film not suitable
for children.
160
00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,380
That is not Darkwing Duck!
161
00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:51,920
DW'd never hurt innocent people
162
00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,750
or set the city on fire.
163
00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:54,750
Not on purpose.
164
00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,460
But are we all not both
165
00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:59,670
the heroes and the villains
of our own story?
166
00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:02,580
What? I don't--
What?!
167
00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:04,710
Well, I kinda like it!
Grim, gritty.
168
00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:08,080
Shows off my dark,
smoldering side. Ooh! Ahh!
169
00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,080
-I kinda hated it.
-What?!
170
00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,830
I didn't understand
what was happening
171
00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:14,380
or what the bad guy was doing
or even who the bad guy was.
172
00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:16,000
I knew he needed a moustache!
173
00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,040
It needs aliens!
Oh! Or ninjas!
174
00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,750
Or the streetwise sidekick
who skateboards everywhere
175
00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:24,620
and talks in catchphrases,
like ya Dewey!
176
00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:26,960
This is your main audience.
If this fiasco
177
00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,670
is gonna make money,
it has to appeal
178
00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:31,830
to the most childish child
I know. Dewey's in charge.
179
00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:32,920
-What?! No!
-Yes!
180
00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,250
Let's talk musical numbers!
181
00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:36,540
How many is not enough?
182
00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,750
Don't listen to these yahoos.
183
00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,170
We're making art!
When do we start?
184
00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,330
Uh, we're almost finished,
actually.
185
00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:49,540
-Ah. So we're shooting
the Darkwing scenes last.
-No.
186
00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:52,330
Of course! I'll be-- be put in
with CGI! [chuckles]
187
00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:55,540
[sighs] You are not
playing Darkwing Duck.
188
00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:59,620
-He is.
-[cool guitar riff playing]
189
00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,380
-Huh?
-You?!
190
00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:05,120
Mr. Starling!
Uh, we met at the signing.
191
00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,040
You fell on me, remember?
It was a huge honor.
192
00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,500
Uh, do you have any
words of wisdom
193
00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,830
for the man
stepping into your cape?
194
00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:14,750
[both exclaiming]
195
00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,120
[grunting]
196
00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,000
[bones cracking]
197
00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,040
That is not the Darkwing Duck
I know and love!
198
00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,920
Yeah! It's not me!
199
00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,710
I wish there was some way
we could show them
200
00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:28,460
-how great the old--
-Original.
201
00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:30,830
--uh, original Darkwing is.
202
00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,960
Hey, maybe there is.
203
00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:39,380
Are you with me, sidekick?
204
00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,330
OK. What's the plan?
205
00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:47,960
I break onto the set,
206
00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,040
you find this new
hack actor's trailer,
207
00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,620
lock him up. I replace him
in the finale,
208
00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:56,420
they see I'm obviously better,
I'm back on top! Any questions?
209
00:08:56,420 --> 00:08:58,000
-Seven.
-Pick the most important one.
210
00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,830
"Breaking in," "locking up."
211
00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:02,420
Doesn't that sound...
not heroic?
212
00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:04,920
When the chips are down
and everyone's against him,
213
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,080
what does Darkwing Duck do?
214
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,330
Get back up
and fight for right.
215
00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,960
And I'm Darkwing Duck, right?
216
00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,250
Of course!
217
00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,960
I'll have to disguise myself
to get past the guard.
218
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,830
Luckily, I can disappear
into any role.
219
00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:27,960
I am the courier
who delivers the--
220
00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,750
[sputtering, coughing]
221
00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,120
Whoo! [coughs]
222
00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,330
[grunts]
223
00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:34,120
What production
you delivering to?
224
00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,880
[coughing] Darkwing Duck.
[coughs]
225
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,540
Huh? Never heard of it.
226
00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:40,960
What?! Remake of
the popular TV show.
227
00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,500
A superhero for the ages?
228
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,330
[Guard]
Oh! Like Gizmoduck.
229
00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:46,080
[Jim Starling]
No! Not like Gizmoduck!
230
00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,170
(grumbling) Like Gizmod--
♪ Darkwing Duck! ♪
231
00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,080
-[groans]
-[Jim Starling]
"Let's get dangerous."
232
00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,710
♪ Badaba! ♪ None of this
rings a bell, seriously?
233
00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:55,500
Uh, we got a situation.
Requesting backup.
234
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,120
[grunts]
235
00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,120
[guard radio chatter]
236
00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:05,330
[grunts]
237
00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:07,790
[struggling]
238
00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:10,080
[grunting]
239
00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:10,960
Mmm...
240
00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,920
Aah! Unh!
241
00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:16,920
Perfect. Now, I wait
for that phony actor,
242
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,880
lock the door, and us,
the good guys, win.
243
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,920
Totally heroic.
244
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,120
Mm.
245
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,040
[grunting]
It's already locked.
246
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,460
The plan is falling apart.
247
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:28,080
Help! I'm trapped
in a prison of guilt!
248
00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,080
[grunting]
249
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,250
Fear not, helpless--
Oh, hey, it's you.
250
00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,750
I-- I heard your cries,
and I freed you
251
00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,250
from my... trailer?
What-- what--
252
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,830
what are you doing
in my trailer?
253
00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:38,750
Definitely not
locking you in here
254
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:42,670
to sabotage your movie...
buddy?
255
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,540
Ahh... [exclaims]
256
00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,330
-[exclaims]
-[crashes into toilet]
257
00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:49,880
Aw, man. I'm sorry.
258
00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:52,960
You will be, villain!
259
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:55,710
[both exclaiming]
260
00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:56,960
I've just gotta fix the movie
261
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,040
to make Darkwing
look like a hero!
262
00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,540
Oh, so what, you're gonna
hold me hostage?
263
00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,170
Yeah. Real heroic.
264
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:04,750
Sorry! Sorry!
265
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,040
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
266
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,620
[Launchpad grunts]
267
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,120
Wait, don't touch that!
268
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,710
Whoa! A vintage
Darkwing Duck Grim Avenger
269
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:12,960
Grape Shampoo bottle?!
270
00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:18,080
[grunting]
271
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:22,000
-[heavy grunt]
-Oh! My Darkwing Adventures
comics! It's a complete run!
272
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,080
Huh?
273
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,960
[gasps] Is that--?
274
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,040
[both] A hyper-rare Battle-Hat
Darkwing Duck Action Figure!
275
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,210
I thought these were banned
because they posed
276
00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:38,500
a blinding hazard
for kids! May I?
277
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,920
Ah, a keen eye. I insist.
278
00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:45,000
Ow! Cool!
279
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,790
[Jim Starling screaming]
280
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,000
Gentlemen, thank you for coming
to today's presentation.
281
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,170
What is this?
282
00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:57,210
Oh, you're
in the "Splash Zone."
283
00:11:57,210 --> 00:12:00,380
Sir, you cannot expect me
to hand over the finale
284
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:04,120
of my grim, complex masterpiece
to this child.
285
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,580
Filmmaking is a team effort!
286
00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:08,000
You've got to be open
to new ideas.
287
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,210
The time: dusk. Neon! Drama!
288
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,880
Those big lightning tower
things!
289
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,580
An epic showdown
between Darkwing Duck
290
00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,250
and the villainous villain
Megavolt!
291
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,710
-Question.
-Who has a moustache.
292
00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,460
Question rescinded.
293
00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:24,580
Your pyro-pandemonium
is passé , Hot Couture!
294
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:27,040
Au contraire, Darkwing.
295
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:30,250
I'm setting
the fashion world... on fire!
296
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,120
[whooshing sounds]
297
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,790
Oh, no!
298
00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:37,920
Aah! Work through the pain.
You got this.
299
00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:40,670
Oops. My bad.
300
00:12:40,670 --> 00:12:44,380
Hey, I had
that same lunchbox as a kid.
301
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,210
Not like this one.
302
00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:47,830
Now, shocking as it may sound,
303
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:50,040
I was not the coolest kid
growing up.
304
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,040
What? No.
305
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,000
I know, right? But one day,
306
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,670
I saw this show
about this hero.
307
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:58,210
He was unstoppable.
No matter how many times
308
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,250
he was beat up or blown up
or electrocuted--
309
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,080
[Launchpad] No matter
how many planes he crashed or--
310
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,210
or how much property damage
he caused--
311
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:06,540
[Drake] He always got back up
and fought for what's right.
312
00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:08,120
[Launchpad]
So you got that lunchbox,
313
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,670
everyone saw how cool you are,
314
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:11,380
and they stopped
beating you up!
315
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,380
[Drake] Oh, no. They--
they beat me up much harder.
316
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:17,380
But I kept... getting... up.
317
00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:23,080
Look, I know
this movie's not perfect.
318
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,460
But I really want
to make it better.
319
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:26,250
Then, maybe I can be
on the lunchbox
320
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,670
that inspires
some other kid like me.
321
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,460
And a cut of the toy sales
would be nice.
322
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:33,580
You are a true fan.
We can save this movie!
323
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,120
We gotta tell Mr. Starling.
324
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,540
Yeah, I-- I don't know.
325
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:40,330
He kind of wants to make me
not alive anymore.
326
00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:44,250
Get your cape.
We're gonna save Darkwing Duck.
327
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,750
[panting]
328
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,830
[gasps]
329
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,500
How hard can it be
to find an idiot
in a purple cape?
330
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,830
Follow me, Darkwing Dance Crew.
To stardom!
331
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,290
[dancers]
One, two, three, and four.
332
00:13:58,290 --> 00:14:00,250
Up and down
and left and right.
333
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,080
Left and right
and up and down.
334
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,790
Up and down
and left and right.
335
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:05,420
It's so easy, it's so right.
336
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,120
Up and down
and left and right.
337
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,920
-Up and down
and left and right.
-[yelps]
338
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,380
-Left and right
and up and down.
-[grunts]
339
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,120
Up and down
and left and right.
340
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,540
Dewey, the actor
playing Darkwing is a big fan,
341
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:17,380
so Jim can give him pointers
and help make him more heroic,
342
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,080
and together,
we're going to convince Borswan
343
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,620
to fix the movie.
Have you seen Jim?
344
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:22,420
He might be on my set!
They're letting me do
345
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,170
whatever I want,
and it's crazy and huge,
346
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,210
and I don't even know
if it's any good. Follow me!
347
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,790
[both]
Making movies is fun!
348
00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,120
[struggling]
349
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,250
Mr. Starling! There you are.
350
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:34,830
-Mm!
-I am so sorry about...
everything.
351
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,790
You helped me
through a really rough time.
352
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:39,210
Your heart is in my lunchbox.
353
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:42,790
Come work on the movie with me.
Together, we can inspire
354
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:47,040
a new generation and make
the best Darkwing Duck ever!
355
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:51,380
Yes. I will.
356
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:53,210
[grunting]
357
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,750
Ow! Oh! Why?
358
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:59,580
We! Fix movie.
Together. Why?
359
00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:03,040
Stupid. Movie star.
Face. Get. In!
360
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,620
-[birds chirping]
-[panting]
361
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:09,250
Showtime! [evil laughing]
362
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,210
[music playing]
363
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:28,880
What?! No, no, no,
no, no, no!
364
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,000
Easy, Matthew.
Don't want that baby
365
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,290
out of tune
for the big musical number.
366
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:36,250
What did you do to my
psychological masterpiece?
367
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:39,830
I added chainsaw jugglers.
You're welcome.
368
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:41,920
[sawing]
369
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,580
-I don't know about this.
-Thank you!
370
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:46,290
The villain's moustache
has to be
371
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,620
at least twice as twirly.
372
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,920
[sighs]
373
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,330
-[sighs, exclaims]
-Listen--
374
00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:56,620
Ignore all these distractions.
Stick to our script.
375
00:15:56,620 --> 00:16:01,040
Darkwing confronts Megavolt,
surrenders, then takes a knee.
376
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,670
[scoffs] Excuse me!
377
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,830
I didn't work this hard
to make a comeback
378
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,040
just to lose a fight
to that joker.
379
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,250
Oh! There you are!
Did you find--?
380
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,960
Uh, that actor kid? Yeah.
Said I could film the finale.
381
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960
-He... did?
-Oh, yeah.
382
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,040
Stubbed his toe
really badly and just quit.
383
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,790
Movie stars. One little boo-boo
and they fall apart.
384
00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:23,500
That doesn't sound like him.
385
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,290
And why are you
saying things all mean?
386
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,750
And... action!
387
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,380
You can't defeat me!
I'm awesome!
388
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:44,540
Surrender, and do it now!
389
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:48,120
I've lost... the ability
to surrender
390
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,290
to a two-bit,
ten-watt dim bulb like you!
391
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:52,880
Wait. Who is that?
392
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,330
Why isn't his robot face
coming off?
393
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:56,540
[Jim Starling]
Feast on this!
394
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:57,960
[grunts]
395
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,420
[crew panicking]
396
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:05,790
Quick! Cut!
397
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,000
No cuts!
398
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:10,830
-Jim Starling never cuts!
-Huh?
399
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,960
[Jim Starling] I'll film
this finale if it kills me.
400
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,250
And everyone on this roof!
401
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:18,790
[Drake] I am the terror that
flaps in the night.
402
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:20,960
I am the overstuffed burrito
403
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,380
that spills
onto the lap of crime.
404
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:27,960
I am Darkwing Duck!
405
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,710
No, I am!
406
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,750
[grunting]
407
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,380
[whimpering]
408
00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:39,420
What is that idiot doing?
409
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:42,500
Drawing fire.
Get everyone out!
410
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,420
Ugh!
411
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,500
[grunting]
412
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,540
We've gotta stop the flames!
413
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,420
I'll keep him distracted.
You turn on the rain machine.
414
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,620
[both]
Let's. Get. Dangerous.
415
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,210
-This is so cool!
-[gasps] I know!
416
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,000
It feels so right!
417
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,460
[both exhale]
418
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,210
[growls]
419
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,290
Ha-ha!
420
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,830
What?! I knocked you out cold.
421
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,040
Like, a lot!
422
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,500
I don't want to brag,
423
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,540
but I'm incredibly strong
and resilient.
424
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:23,380
Oh, really?
425
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,620
-Darkwing!
-No!
426
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,080
[evil laughter]
427
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,380
Uh, what?
428
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,380
Get back up.
429
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,920
Darkwing!
430
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,670
No!
431
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:46,120
[groaning]
432
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,460
[piano keys play]
433
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,210
[exclaims]
434
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:52,580
Why won't you stay down?
435
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:54,420
[exclaiming]
436
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,580
[machine whirring]
437
00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,420
Keep... getting... up...
438
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,080
[growls]
439
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,330
[gasps, grunts]
440
00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:13,540
[both grunting, exclaiming]
441
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,290
Uncle Scrooge,
stop the bad guy!
442
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,080
Which is the bad guy?!
443
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,420
If only one
had a blasted moustache!
444
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,120
[both grunting, exclaiming]
445
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:34,580
Oh! [groans]
446
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,460
[straining]
447
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:38,710
Aah!
448
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,540
Show's over, Dead Meat Duck.
449
00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:48,880
[grunts] Stop!
450
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,750
You're not a villain.
You're a hero.
451
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,750
Our hero.
452
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,080
No matter how hopeless
things got,
453
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,880
Darkwing Duck got back up
and did what was right.
454
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,250
For Darkwing Duck
is bigger than one man.
455
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,290
He is the hope
that flaps in the night.
456
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:05,080
This may be the most eloquent
Launchpad has ever been.
457
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,580
He knows a lot
about this one thing.
458
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,620
But he is light. Just.
459
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,830
And the most tenacious part
of all good men.
460
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:13,380
Um, Launchpad?
461
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,960
Inspiring the citizenry
to rise
462
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,080
to a new Promethean--
463
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,170
Hey, dummy, it's about to blow!
464
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:20,290
You really can't stop him
once he gets started.
465
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,500
Well, yeah.
He's your biggest fan.
466
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,830
[Launchpad]
--one who subjugates his will.
467
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:25,460
To the will
of the common good.
468
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,920
A caring duck of mystery.
469
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,540
A champion of right.
470
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:31,880
Who is the cunning mind
behind that shadowy disguise?
471
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,580
-I got ya!
-No, I got him!
472
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,330
--about ourselv-- unh!
473
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:36,830
[both grunt]
474
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:38,380
[screams]
475
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:40,880
[both gasp]
476
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,960
[struggling]
477
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,670
That was the perfect end!
478
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,750
A hero grappling
with his dark id.
479
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,670
In a cleansing rain!
Here's the footage.
480
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,290
[gasps]
481
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:09,380
[music playing]
482
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,620
No! Over the entire fight?
483
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,790
It's... my masterpiece.
484
00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:19,750
Well, this was a disaster.
I'm shutting this down.
485
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,750
There will never be
a Darkwing Duck movie.
486
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,750
Well, there's still
no sign of Starling.
487
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,670
The movie's ruined,
I lost my big break,
488
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:29,380
my hero tried to kill me,
and - oh! - I blew him up.
489
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:30,920
Oh, what am I gonna do now?
490
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,670
What Darkwing Duck
always does: Get back up.
491
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,790
You know, you could
do this for real.
492
00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:37,920
What? Be a superhero?
493
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,080
I mean sure, I'm scrappy,
I'm brave,
494
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,290
I look great in the cape.
495
00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:42,540
Gizmoduck does it.
496
00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:44,420
I am better than Gizmoduck.
497
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,960
It's one thing
to play a hero.
498
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,540
And it's another thing
to actually be a hero.
499
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:49,620
Do it for Jim.
500
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,120
I don't know, I--
501
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,920
This whole thing
sounds like it could get--
502
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:55,920
Dangerous?
503
00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:01,000
You already got one fan.
504
00:22:05,710 --> 00:22:07,710
"Drake Mallard."
Never heard of ya.
505
00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:17,710
[Jim Starling]
It was all a setup.
506
00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:19,790
That hack put my fan
in danger
507
00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:23,080
to steal the glory
and humiliate me.
508
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,420
They want grim
and gritty, huh?
509
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:27,830
Happy to play the part.
510
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:29,580
[evil laughter]
35999
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof