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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:04,860 Help! 2 00:00:09,603 --> 00:00:10,718 Hello? 3 00:00:17,828 --> 00:00:18,859 My balls. 4 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:26,852 Sweet Jesus. 5 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:44,878 Oh... 6 00:01:00,674 --> 00:01:01,674 Ow. 7 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,085 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 8 00:01:22,254 --> 00:01:23,254 Hello? 9 00:01:43,128 --> 00:01:44,128 Hello? 10 00:01:53,803 --> 00:01:54,803 Hello? 11 00:02:33,701 --> 00:02:34,701 Mm. 12 00:02:37,314 --> 00:02:38,314 What? 13 00:02:44,737 --> 00:02:45,797 Oh, Christ. 14 00:02:46,524 --> 00:02:47,798 Oh, fuck. 15 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:53,742 Oh, God. 16 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:56,587 How... how bad is it, Doc? 17 00:02:57,397 --> 00:02:59,570 Eh... Va bene. 18 00:03:01,296 --> 00:03:02,836 Hai perso molto sange. 19 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:05,513 Uh, sorry, what? 20 00:03:05,929 --> 00:03:07,140 Have I lost my balls? 21 00:03:07,601 --> 00:03:08,796 Dovrei cucirlo. 22 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:11,047 I... I don't understand you. 23 00:03:11,048 --> 00:03:13,093 Uh, do you speak English? 24 00:03:13,094 --> 00:03:15,490 - Inglese? - No, no, Italiano. 25 00:03:15,515 --> 00:03:17,226 No, Inglese. 26 00:03:17,227 --> 00:03:18,688 No, no. 27 00:03:18,689 --> 00:03:20,567 Inglese? No? 28 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:23,226 Oh, no? Oh, Christ. 29 00:03:23,957 --> 00:03:25,006 Um... 30 00:03:25,835 --> 00:03:27,046 Hey, can... can I... 31 00:03:29,039 --> 00:03:30,609 Hey, Doc, you see this? 32 00:03:31,317 --> 00:03:32,317 Uno. 33 00:03:34,012 --> 00:03:35,012 Due. 34 00:03:37,711 --> 00:03:38,898 Down here. 35 00:03:39,465 --> 00:03:40,465 Due? 36 00:03:41,265 --> 00:03:43,000 Ah, si, si. Due. 37 00:03:43,363 --> 00:03:45,902 Due? Two? Two? I... I've got due balls? 38 00:03:46,001 --> 00:03:47,753 Si. Due testicoli, certo. 39 00:03:47,825 --> 00:03:49,813 Oh, God, thank Christ. 40 00:03:49,918 --> 00:03:52,282 Thank God. I've got two. 41 00:03:52,627 --> 00:03:55,028 - Due. - Due. 42 00:03:55,545 --> 00:03:57,264 - Yeah. - Due balls! 43 00:03:57,265 --> 00:03:59,344 I got due! Oh! 44 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,334 Huh? Oh, yeah, okay, sure. 45 00:04:02,359 --> 00:04:04,165 You do... do whatever you gotta do, Doc. 46 00:04:04,219 --> 00:04:05,219 Eh... 47 00:04:05,365 --> 00:04:06,508 Due. 48 00:04:10,938 --> 00:04:12,766 Oh, Christ! 49 00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:29,938 Hey! 50 00:04:39,391 --> 00:04:40,922 Bravo! 51 00:04:43,859 --> 00:04:46,618 Hi, hi. 52 00:04:47,282 --> 00:04:48,891 Oh... 53 00:04:50,371 --> 00:04:52,219 Oh, Christ. 54 00:04:52,527 --> 00:04:54,407 Thank you, thanks. 55 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,686 Cheers, thank you for having me. 56 00:05:06,403 --> 00:05:08,490 Spaghetti's coming. Oh, my God. 57 00:05:10,746 --> 00:05:12,248 Christ, thank you. 58 00:05:12,249 --> 00:05:13,891 Oh, thank you. 59 00:05:14,378 --> 00:05:15,914 That's wonderful. 60 00:05:19,388 --> 00:05:21,118 Salute, salute! 61 00:05:23,939 --> 00:05:25,180 Cheers. 62 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,361 Salute. 63 00:06:00,078 --> 00:06:01,078 Buongiorno. 64 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:02,969 Buongiorno, signore. 65 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:11,000 Buongiorno. 66 00:06:13,069 --> 00:06:14,132 Buongiorno. 67 00:06:20,093 --> 00:06:21,446 So what is that? 68 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:35,832 I just want to know how far it is to the pasture. 69 00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:39,130 No, not too far. Okay, good. 70 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:41,430 'Cause I might collapse. 71 00:06:45,602 --> 00:06:46,937 If you wanted to, that'd be fine. 72 00:06:46,938 --> 00:06:48,813 But I'm not pressuring you or anything. 73 00:06:49,516 --> 00:06:51,243 Yeah, yeah, I'm... I'm American. 74 00:06:51,321 --> 00:06:53,735 Yeah, everything about me... Yeah. 75 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,623 Uh, is that a bird? 76 00:06:59,129 --> 00:07:01,434 What? I... I don't understand what you're saying. 77 00:07:01,435 --> 00:07:03,056 - Shh! - Shh. 78 00:07:33,030 --> 00:07:34,991 Ciao, Yo-Yo. Buongiorno. 79 00:07:34,992 --> 00:07:36,738 Buongiorno, Silvio. 80 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:56,380 Are you an American? 81 00:08:57,592 --> 00:08:58,951 No, no Inglese. 82 00:08:58,952 --> 00:09:00,952 No Inglese. Italiano. 83 00:09:02,382 --> 00:09:04,629 - Is this the American? - Si, si, Americano. 84 00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:05,756 No. 85 00:09:05,757 --> 00:09:07,885 Mamma, nonna, per favore! 86 00:09:07,886 --> 00:09:11,050 Si, si! Americano, Americano. 87 00:09:11,223 --> 00:09:12,800 Ah, Yossarian. 88 00:09:15,868 --> 00:09:16,868 No. 89 00:09:24,377 --> 00:09:26,715 Seven inch swing, four inch gap. 90 00:09:26,716 --> 00:09:27,901 Why is that so hard? 91 00:09:28,419 --> 00:09:29,671 Then we look tight! 92 00:09:30,181 --> 00:09:31,362 Then we look fierce! 93 00:09:32,401 --> 00:09:35,900 Then we stand out from all the goddamn free-swinging arms 94 00:09:35,925 --> 00:09:38,489 that seem to be the goddamn fashion these days! 95 00:09:40,893 --> 00:09:43,300 You goddamn spastics think I'm gonna let you 96 00:09:43,761 --> 00:09:47,167 prance around here like a Busby Berkeley chorus line, 97 00:09:48,168 --> 00:09:49,737 then you've got another thing coming to you. 98 00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:56,002 All right, let's have a look at these nuts. 99 00:09:56,573 --> 00:09:59,995 You're gonna need to skootch and lift. 100 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,020 Okay. 101 00:10:13,042 --> 00:10:14,042 Ow! 102 00:10:14,659 --> 00:10:16,313 Sorry, it's just a little dried blood. 103 00:10:18,674 --> 00:10:19,767 Okay. 104 00:10:20,596 --> 00:10:23,377 All right, let's have a look at these. 105 00:10:24,955 --> 00:10:26,918 Now, John, it looks like 106 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,713 this piece of flak went... 107 00:10:29,550 --> 00:10:30,854 right between your thighs. 108 00:10:31,057 --> 00:10:33,790 It missed your left testicle, it missed your right testicle, 109 00:10:33,815 --> 00:10:35,603 and it split the soft tissue of your scrotum 110 00:10:35,745 --> 00:10:37,198 right between your testicles. 111 00:10:37,223 --> 00:10:39,002 And that is what we call spectacular luck. 112 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,238 So can I go home now? 113 00:10:41,239 --> 00:10:42,807 Is it that kind of spectacular luck? 114 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,182 You came so close. 115 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:47,459 Now, if you lose a testicle for your country, 116 00:10:47,484 --> 00:10:48,653 of course you get to go home. 117 00:10:48,692 --> 00:10:49,692 But you? 118 00:10:49,757 --> 00:10:52,052 You only almost lost a testicle. 119 00:10:52,198 --> 00:10:53,346 You see the difference? 120 00:10:53,495 --> 00:10:55,225 The best I can do for an almost-lost testicle 121 00:10:55,226 --> 00:10:56,728 is just to keep you here while it's healing. 122 00:10:57,182 --> 00:10:58,732 Of course, while it's healing, 123 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,736 the number of missions you have to flying keeps rising. 124 00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:02,657 Which means the longer you're here, 125 00:11:02,846 --> 00:11:04,326 the further away you get from going home. 126 00:11:04,327 --> 00:11:05,752 But you already know that. 127 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:08,705 All right, nurse, I'll leave you to it. 128 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,323 Spectacular luck, huh? 129 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,184 Oh, I'm the luckiest guy in the world. 130 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,488 Who knew it was as simple as one testicle? 131 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,168 We probably could have arranged for that months ago. 132 00:11:26,082 --> 00:11:27,426 I like the way you think. 133 00:11:32,254 --> 00:11:33,738 What time do you ship out? 134 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,059 6:00 a. m. 135 00:11:36,691 --> 00:11:38,102 Ugh, that's ghastly. 136 00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:39,113 Oh, it is. 137 00:11:39,138 --> 00:11:40,321 It's ghastly, all right. 138 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,534 Well, I'd tell you I'm gonna miss you, but I probably won't. 139 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,370 You're gonna miss me a lot more than I'm gonna miss you. 140 00:11:47,371 --> 00:11:48,652 I doubt it. 141 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:51,832 Do you wanna put money on it? 142 00:11:52,143 --> 00:11:53,143 Sure. 143 00:11:53,598 --> 00:11:54,793 $5. 144 00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:57,390 - What? - $5. 145 00:11:57,391 --> 00:11:58,473 What are you, cheap? 146 00:11:58,714 --> 00:12:01,173 - 100. - I'm not putting $100. 147 00:12:01,199 --> 00:12:03,319 - You don't have $100. - I won't need it. 148 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,221 - Yes, you will. - No. 149 00:12:05,535 --> 00:12:06,684 You're silly. 150 00:12:07,304 --> 00:12:09,340 - No, I'm not. - Mm-hmm. 151 00:12:24,093 --> 00:12:25,671 I like the way your neck smells. 152 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,843 I like the way your hair smells. 153 00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:35,733 I like the way your shoulders smell. 154 00:12:48,475 --> 00:12:49,826 Better start saving your pennies. 155 00:12:57,107 --> 00:12:58,420 Buongiorno, Mister Yo-Yo. 156 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,937 - We have a gift for you! - Hey, fellas. What's the rumpus? 157 00:13:00,962 --> 00:13:02,374 Is from, uh, Mister Milo. 158 00:13:02,438 --> 00:13:04,380 Oh, is he back? I need to talk to him. 159 00:13:04,405 --> 00:13:06,236 Eh, no, no. Mister Milo in Togo. 160 00:13:06,237 --> 00:13:07,363 When is he back? 161 00:13:07,523 --> 00:13:08,950 - Eh, sabato. - Saturday. 162 00:13:08,951 --> 00:13:10,326 Well, can you get him on the radio? 163 00:13:10,351 --> 00:13:12,068 I need to talk to him. He offered me a job. 164 00:13:12,093 --> 00:13:14,187 I said no, but now I think I need to say yes. 165 00:13:14,351 --> 00:13:15,964 Eh, no, no, he on a ship. 166 00:13:16,124 --> 00:13:17,140 He send you this. 167 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,577 This for your testicolo. 168 00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:23,605 Is very big room. 169 00:13:23,796 --> 00:13:25,108 For testicolo, no? 170 00:13:25,406 --> 00:13:27,148 Yes, because no want, eh... 171 00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:29,774 - ... is very bad. - For your balls. 172 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:51,812 Over here, tootsie! 173 00:13:58,289 --> 00:13:59,586 Nice pants! 174 00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:10,631 I'm told this is Cathcart's office now. 175 00:14:10,656 --> 00:14:11,672 Yes, sir. 176 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,733 - Where's Major Major gone? - He's in there, too, sir. 177 00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:15,219 - They're in there together? - Yes, sir. 178 00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:17,170 - Can I go in? - That depends. 179 00:14:17,171 --> 00:14:19,381 - Depends on what? - Depends on who you're here to see. 180 00:14:20,702 --> 00:14:22,178 - Cathcart? - Fine. 181 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,958 I told you, the deal's off, Yossarian. 182 00:14:24,983 --> 00:14:26,724 I know the deal's off. Hiya, Major. 183 00:14:26,749 --> 00:14:28,025 - Hi, Yossarian. - How you been? 184 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,106 Pretty swell. 185 00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:32,283 - Well, then what is it that you want? - I want to go home. You owe me. 186 00:14:32,284 --> 00:14:33,954 I just told you the deal is off. 187 00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:35,414 Scheisskopf saw to that. You were there. 188 00:14:35,415 --> 00:14:37,146 But I didn't make the deal with Scheisskopf, 189 00:14:37,171 --> 00:14:40,271 - I made it with you! - And he unmade it. My hands are tied. 190 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,085 I've had my balls blown off. 191 00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:43,598 I want you to send me home. 192 00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:44,809 I can't. 193 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:45,999 What do you mean you can't? 194 00:14:46,024 --> 00:14:47,794 - Yes, you can! - I mean that I can't. 195 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,568 I'd like to, believe me. 196 00:14:49,569 --> 00:14:51,524 I'd like to see you gone from here as much as you would. 197 00:14:51,549 --> 00:14:53,552 - Then do it! - I can't, son. 198 00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:55,539 You mean to tell me that you don't have the authority 199 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:56,713 - to send people home? - Oh, I have 200 00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:58,142 the authority to send people home, 201 00:14:58,167 --> 00:14:59,547 I just can't send you home. 202 00:14:59,548 --> 00:15:02,051 I am under strict instructions not to send you home 203 00:15:02,052 --> 00:15:03,387 without his prior approval. 204 00:15:03,388 --> 00:15:05,182 - He actually said that? - He did. 205 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,917 But I've had my balls blown off! 206 00:15:06,942 --> 00:15:08,940 What more does it take? This is a medical emergency. 207 00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:10,263 Well, if it's a medical emergency, 208 00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:11,903 I suggest you go talk to Doc Daneeka. 209 00:15:12,106 --> 00:15:13,614 Do I look like a ball doctor to you? 210 00:15:15,061 --> 00:15:16,079 - You understand? - Yes, sir. 211 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,290 - That's two doses every two hours. - Okay. 212 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,514 Doc, hey, I need your help. 213 00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,650 You gotta tell Scheisskopf that I've had my balls blown off. 214 00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:23,052 But you haven't had your balls blown off. 215 00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,061 Doesn't matter. 216 00:15:24,086 --> 00:15:25,568 He needs to think that they've been blown off. 217 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,204 You're asking me to lie to a guy that we both know is trouble. 218 00:15:28,229 --> 00:15:29,607 No, I'm not asking you to lie. 219 00:15:29,608 --> 00:15:31,785 I'm asking you to use your imagination. 220 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:34,599 You know that if I stay here, Scheisskopf is gonna fuck me. 221 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,677 I've lost all my friends. 222 00:15:37,443 --> 00:15:39,877 I've flown more missions than anybody on this base, 223 00:15:39,878 --> 00:15:42,423 and every time I get close to reaching the quota 224 00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:44,435 they raise it on me to fuck me. 225 00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:46,365 I can't do this anymore. 226 00:15:47,662 --> 00:15:49,912 I get that you couldn't ground me for insanity. 227 00:15:50,177 --> 00:15:52,443 I get that you couldn't ground me for liver problems 228 00:15:52,444 --> 00:15:54,949 that never existed, but now I finally have 229 00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:57,623 a legitimate, actual medical complaint. 230 00:15:57,966 --> 00:15:59,904 And you promised to help me when it counted. 231 00:16:01,162 --> 00:16:02,607 I'm not asking you to lie. 232 00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:04,630 I'm asking you to be a doctor. 233 00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:11,075 Sir, Captain Yossarian 234 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,043 suffered a catastrophic testicular infarction. 235 00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:14,068 A what? 236 00:16:14,113 --> 00:16:16,522 - A catastrophic testicular infarction. - What the hell is that? 237 00:16:16,523 --> 00:16:19,582 Well, sir, it's a soft tissue trauma to the scrotal sack. 238 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:20,589 And? 239 00:16:20,614 --> 00:16:23,067 And I believe Captain Yossarian should be sent home. 240 00:16:23,924 --> 00:16:25,134 It's that bad? 241 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:26,957 He may never have children. 242 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:29,942 You're saying he's had his balls blown off. 243 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:31,340 Approximately, sir. 244 00:16:31,589 --> 00:16:32,589 Hmm. 245 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,192 I don't know, Doc. 246 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,739 If I'd had my balls blown off, 247 00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,951 I can't imagine I'd be standing there just like that. 248 00:16:38,285 --> 00:16:39,645 And at attention, no less. 249 00:16:39,789 --> 00:16:42,153 Well, he's heavily medicated right now, sir. 250 00:16:42,921 --> 00:16:44,184 I want to see. 251 00:16:45,277 --> 00:16:46,348 Excuse me, sir? 252 00:16:46,466 --> 00:16:47,512 I want to see. 253 00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:49,903 I wanna understand this... 254 00:16:50,537 --> 00:16:52,059 "infarction." 255 00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:54,025 Drop your pants, soldier. 256 00:16:54,026 --> 00:16:55,695 I-I'm not sure that's such a good idea, sir. 257 00:16:55,696 --> 00:16:57,198 He... he's very tender down there. 258 00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:58,215 I want to see. 259 00:16:58,409 --> 00:17:00,020 Drop your pants, soldier. 260 00:17:12,377 --> 00:17:13,489 Take the bandage off. 261 00:17:44,399 --> 00:17:46,473 I'm counting two testicles down here, Doc. 262 00:17:49,053 --> 00:17:51,176 I want these stitches out, God damn it. 263 00:17:51,201 --> 00:17:53,996 I want this nut sack back in the air flying missions 264 00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:56,528 and serving his country like everybody else, God damn it. 265 00:17:56,912 --> 00:17:58,614 Hike up your pants, soldier! 266 00:18:11,941 --> 00:18:12,941 Who are you? 267 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,246 I'm Nurse Cramer. 268 00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:16,581 Oh. 269 00:18:18,403 --> 00:18:19,949 Is Sue Anne not working today? 270 00:18:20,903 --> 00:18:22,739 Nurse Duckett's gone. 271 00:18:25,178 --> 00:18:26,178 Where? 272 00:18:26,419 --> 00:18:27,637 Gone home. 273 00:18:30,379 --> 00:18:31,762 To the nurses' quarters? 274 00:18:32,136 --> 00:18:34,317 She's gone home. Her tour finished. 275 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:39,884 When? 276 00:18:40,397 --> 00:18:41,996 She left this morning. 277 00:18:48,239 --> 00:18:49,426 She didn't say anything. 278 00:18:49,451 --> 00:18:50,985 We treat a lot of soldiers here. 279 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:52,871 She's not about to say goodbye to all of them. 280 00:18:53,824 --> 00:18:57,194 All right, let's have a look at these testicles. 281 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,112 Okay. 282 00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:04,243 Looks like you're good to go. 283 00:19:41,185 --> 00:19:42,185 Sorry, sir. 284 00:19:44,773 --> 00:19:46,734 - What's your name? - Snowden, sir. 285 00:19:47,398 --> 00:19:49,250 - What's your first name? - Christopher, sir. 286 00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:51,101 I'm John. 287 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,116 This your first mission? 288 00:19:55,673 --> 00:19:56,673 Yes, sir. 289 00:19:57,392 --> 00:19:58,749 It's... it's my first mission. 290 00:20:01,624 --> 00:20:02,718 Take a breath, son. 291 00:20:06,991 --> 00:20:08,233 You're gonna be fine. 292 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:10,265 Okay? 293 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,866 Let's go, it'll be fun. 294 00:20:13,735 --> 00:20:14,735 Yes, sir. 295 00:20:33,278 --> 00:20:34,421 Hey, where you going? 296 00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:39,335 I... I'm a tail gunner. 297 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,429 There's nothing to shoot at. 298 00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:43,757 There's no Germans in the air. It's just us. 299 00:20:44,999 --> 00:20:46,364 Have a seat by that window over there. You'll be all right. 300 00:20:50,545 --> 00:20:51,741 Just stay out of that tail. 301 00:20:52,455 --> 00:20:53,455 Yes, sir. 302 00:21:11,545 --> 00:21:12,751 Coming up on two minutes out. 303 00:21:16,021 --> 00:21:17,818 We're at 4,000 feet. 304 00:21:20,358 --> 00:21:21,474 See the target on the left? 305 00:21:21,668 --> 00:21:22,685 You see that? 306 00:21:25,986 --> 00:21:27,224 I got it. 307 00:21:38,443 --> 00:21:39,552 Here we go. 308 00:21:40,106 --> 00:21:41,733 Holding steady. 309 00:21:41,851 --> 00:21:43,576 Are you lined up, Yossarian? 310 00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:45,130 Yes, I'm fucking lined up. 311 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,763 That's the wrong bridge. 312 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,085 - Hey, what happened back there? - The right engine is hit! 313 00:21:55,086 --> 00:21:56,505 - We're hit! - Help him! 314 00:21:56,506 --> 00:21:57,757 - Cut the fuel! - Help him! 315 00:21:57,758 --> 00:21:58,968 - Cutting the fuel! - Help him! 316 00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,930 - Help who? - The bombardier! 317 00:22:00,931 --> 00:22:01,945 Help him! 318 00:22:02,183 --> 00:22:03,894 Help the bombardier! 319 00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:05,480 I'm the bombardier! 320 00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:07,109 Then help him! 321 00:22:07,110 --> 00:22:08,486 - Help him! - Help who? 322 00:22:08,487 --> 00:22:10,448 - Who is this? - The side gunner! 323 00:22:10,449 --> 00:22:12,035 The kid! The new kid! 324 00:22:12,036 --> 00:22:13,182 Help him! 325 00:22:17,808 --> 00:22:19,197 Where the hell you going? 326 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:30,768 Okay, okay. 327 00:22:33,197 --> 00:22:34,369 I'm cold. 328 00:22:37,671 --> 00:22:40,151 You're gonna be all right, okay? 329 00:22:41,315 --> 00:22:42,588 You're gonna be all right. 330 00:22:50,026 --> 00:22:51,830 Okay. Oh, shit. 331 00:22:51,855 --> 00:22:53,357 Oh, shit. 332 00:22:53,494 --> 00:22:54,713 I'm cold. 333 00:22:54,738 --> 00:22:57,074 Well, we're gonna get you warm. 334 00:22:59,214 --> 00:23:00,298 Okay. 335 00:23:00,299 --> 00:23:01,924 Okay, look... 336 00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:05,876 it's ugly, kid, but it's not as ugly as it looks. 337 00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:07,855 There's no arteries cut, so you're not gonna die. 338 00:23:07,856 --> 00:23:09,149 But I'm cold. 339 00:23:09,369 --> 00:23:11,255 Well, that's a good sign, you know? 340 00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:14,034 It's a sign that your body... 341 00:23:14,035 --> 00:23:16,253 Is responding properly... 342 00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:19,847 And it's sending the warmth to your leg. 343 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,160 But your brain doesn't know. 344 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,449 Okay. 345 00:23:25,284 --> 00:23:26,828 Keep that there. 346 00:23:26,853 --> 00:23:28,745 It's all right. That's all right. 347 00:23:30,238 --> 00:23:31,636 What did you say your name was? 348 00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:33,800 It's John. 349 00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:35,745 John Yossarian. 350 00:23:36,038 --> 00:23:37,631 John Yossarian. 351 00:23:42,753 --> 00:23:44,472 Okay, look at me, okay? 352 00:23:45,389 --> 00:23:46,639 Ah, fuck. 353 00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:50,456 Hey, can somebody help me here? 354 00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:56,679 This is a good bandage, okay? 355 00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:58,285 It's gonna get you home safe. 356 00:24:03,384 --> 00:24:04,928 My... my dad's a dentist. 357 00:24:04,929 --> 00:24:06,180 Yeah, I knew it. 358 00:24:06,181 --> 00:24:09,311 And he's gonna be glad to have you back, right? 359 00:24:09,312 --> 00:24:11,107 Just look at me. Look at me. 360 00:24:12,338 --> 00:24:13,654 When I get you back on land, 361 00:24:13,655 --> 00:24:15,495 Doc Daneeka's gonna make you right as rain. 362 00:24:18,372 --> 00:24:19,784 Okay. 363 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,096 Come here, let's get you up. 364 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,568 Okay, come on. Let's get you up. 365 00:24:29,436 --> 00:24:32,817 Oh, shit. 366 00:24:32,818 --> 00:24:34,127 Oh, shit. 367 00:24:42,296 --> 00:24:43,335 Look at me. 368 00:24:51,146 --> 00:24:52,397 Oh, fuck. 369 00:24:52,398 --> 00:24:54,323 Okay, okay. 370 00:24:55,346 --> 00:24:57,575 Okay, okay, okay. 371 00:24:57,576 --> 00:24:58,815 Your eyes... 372 00:24:59,496 --> 00:25:00,909 Keep your eyes right on me. 373 00:25:01,059 --> 00:25:02,353 Okay, all right. 374 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,385 Okay, now. Now... 375 00:25:05,096 --> 00:25:06,557 We just gotta get you comfortable. 376 00:25:06,636 --> 00:25:07,893 - Okay. - Okay? 377 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,409 Okay, get you comfortable. 378 00:25:10,434 --> 00:25:11,645 Nice and comfortable. 379 00:25:13,482 --> 00:25:14,917 Get you nice and comfortable. 380 00:25:15,444 --> 00:25:17,573 Okay. Nice and easy. 381 00:25:17,878 --> 00:25:18,980 Nice and easy. 382 00:25:27,857 --> 00:25:30,445 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 383 00:25:33,105 --> 00:25:34,456 I'm sorry. 384 00:25:35,675 --> 00:25:37,011 I'm sorry. 385 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:02,841 Yossarian. 386 00:29:04,719 --> 00:29:05,719 You okay? 387 00:29:05,863 --> 00:29:07,053 Oh, hi, Chaplain. 388 00:29:08,091 --> 00:29:09,091 I'm fine. 389 00:29:09,262 --> 00:29:10,848 We had a hairy run and we lost a man, 390 00:29:10,873 --> 00:29:12,334 but other than that I'm fine. 391 00:29:13,990 --> 00:29:15,186 You're covered in blood. 392 00:29:16,415 --> 00:29:17,415 It's not mine. 393 00:29:19,545 --> 00:29:22,270 Do you want... can I... get you some clothes? 394 00:29:22,522 --> 00:29:23,748 No, I'm fine. Thanks. 395 00:29:24,662 --> 00:29:25,662 How are you? 396 00:29:26,686 --> 00:29:27,686 I'm... 397 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:29,850 I'm fine, I'm... I'm good. Uh... 398 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,060 That's good. 399 00:29:33,084 --> 00:29:34,248 Who did you lose? 400 00:29:35,193 --> 00:29:36,576 Oh, he was a new kid. 401 00:29:37,490 --> 00:29:38,732 You might not have known him yet. 402 00:29:42,498 --> 00:29:43,537 Where are you off to? 403 00:29:43,856 --> 00:29:44,881 I'm heading home. 404 00:29:47,061 --> 00:29:48,264 Can I get you anything? 405 00:29:48,924 --> 00:29:49,924 No, thank you. 406 00:30:30,682 --> 00:30:33,752 None of us can say we really knew Christopher... 407 00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:37,276 but we know the kind of boy he was: 408 00:30:38,877 --> 00:30:41,972 A boy willing to put himself in the path of danger... 409 00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:45,877 A boy barely out of school, 410 00:30:47,018 --> 00:30:49,768 willing to leave his family and all that the held dear, 411 00:30:50,468 --> 00:30:51,783 all that was safe, 412 00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:55,065 all that was familiar... 413 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,151 To come to a place 414 00:30:59,176 --> 00:31:01,338 where those things would seem like a dream, 415 00:31:04,224 --> 00:31:05,682 for there was a bigger dream 416 00:31:07,903 --> 00:31:10,315 to liberate a world beset by darkness. 417 00:31:13,549 --> 00:31:15,914 Christopher Snowden shared that dream... 418 00:31:18,027 --> 00:31:19,027 With all of us. 419 00:31:21,549 --> 00:31:24,848 When I came here, I knew this would be one of my duties. 420 00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:25,849 This... 421 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:30,455 But nobody really dies here. 422 00:31:32,823 --> 00:31:34,276 They just vanish, they... 423 00:31:36,748 --> 00:31:38,401 They vanish into the sky. 424 00:31:42,018 --> 00:31:43,307 So I do services. 425 00:31:44,025 --> 00:31:45,166 Not burials... 426 00:31:46,045 --> 00:31:47,045 services. 427 00:31:49,314 --> 00:31:50,798 But thankfully, not today. 428 00:31:51,212 --> 00:31:53,071 We'll keep Christopher Snowden here. 429 00:31:53,072 --> 00:31:55,034 We'll know where he is. We'll know where to find him. 430 00:31:55,035 --> 00:31:57,611 We'll lament that the life he lived 431 00:31:58,009 --> 00:31:59,894 did not turn out to be the life he should have lived. 432 00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,064 He was 18. 433 00:32:01,892 --> 00:32:04,970 He didn't get to know the love of a wife or children. 434 00:32:05,013 --> 00:32:08,477 That they loved him, they longed for his return 435 00:32:09,306 --> 00:32:10,970 just as he longs for them. 436 00:32:17,159 --> 00:32:20,182 Nevertheless, he was greatly loved, and will be... 437 00:32:21,103 --> 00:32:22,103 greatly missed. 438 00:32:22,135 --> 00:32:25,080 Let us pray for his parents, Raymond and Elizabeth. 439 00:32:25,118 --> 00:32:26,158 Hey. 440 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:27,565 What are you doing in a tree? 441 00:32:28,010 --> 00:32:29,073 Oh, hiya, Milo. 442 00:32:29,294 --> 00:32:30,510 Can I come up? 443 00:32:34,315 --> 00:32:35,690 I heard about your protest. 444 00:32:35,991 --> 00:32:37,096 Good for you. 445 00:32:37,410 --> 00:32:38,579 This isn't a protest. 446 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:40,909 Well, good for you. 447 00:32:43,656 --> 00:32:44,656 Whose funeral? 448 00:32:45,846 --> 00:32:46,846 They're burying that kid 449 00:32:46,888 --> 00:32:48,518 that got killed in my plane the other day. 450 00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:50,554 What happened to him? 451 00:32:51,461 --> 00:32:52,461 He got killed. 452 00:32:56,698 --> 00:32:58,581 I heard your deal with Cathcart fell through. 453 00:32:59,441 --> 00:33:00,784 You're not going home. 454 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:07,878 Did you hear about Orr? 455 00:33:08,894 --> 00:33:10,667 He turned up in Sweden. 456 00:33:15,222 --> 00:33:16,321 His body? 457 00:33:16,464 --> 00:33:18,933 No, alive and well. 458 00:33:18,958 --> 00:33:20,245 Apparently he rode there. 459 00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:23,597 I don't know, they're saying that's what he did. 460 00:33:25,425 --> 00:33:26,933 Who's saying? Where did you hear this? 461 00:33:27,075 --> 00:33:29,753 Somebody heard from somebody. They're all talking about it down there. 462 00:33:29,778 --> 00:33:32,090 If you weren't running around naked you might have heard it, too. 463 00:33:34,268 --> 00:33:35,268 Hey, good for him. 464 00:33:41,464 --> 00:33:42,464 It's gonna be all right. 465 00:33:44,465 --> 00:33:45,490 Hey. 466 00:33:46,715 --> 00:33:47,973 Hey, where you going? 467 00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:52,199 Hey, you're gonna come work with me, right? 468 00:33:53,848 --> 00:33:55,543 We'd be unstoppable! 469 00:33:57,231 --> 00:34:00,387 And during the long winter of 1777, 470 00:34:00,770 --> 00:34:03,942 a Prussian nobleman by the name of Baron Von Steuben 471 00:34:04,356 --> 00:34:08,067 aided George Washington greatly in teaching musket drill 472 00:34:08,217 --> 00:34:11,238 to a small unit of 100 soldiers. 473 00:34:11,348 --> 00:34:13,602 Those soldiers taught the remaining Continental Army 474 00:34:13,603 --> 00:34:14,895 at Valley Forge. 475 00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:20,684 And so, drill formation has a long and glorious history... 476 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,875 that is a living link to the days and the dreams 477 00:34:24,876 --> 00:34:26,340 of our founding fathers. 478 00:34:27,214 --> 00:34:30,337 And so, here today with these shining blue skies 479 00:34:30,371 --> 00:34:31,989 that God has seen fit to deliver... 480 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,231 we, too, are a part of that history. 481 00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:40,278 General Dreedle, 482 00:34:40,793 --> 00:34:43,668 Commanding Officer of the entire European operation, 483 00:34:44,074 --> 00:34:46,000 has come here all the way from London 484 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,673 because he has heard about you men... 485 00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:52,239 And your tight formations. 486 00:34:53,739 --> 00:34:56,215 Your fiercely tight formations. 487 00:34:57,834 --> 00:35:00,075 And now, without further ado... 488 00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,785 strike up the band. 489 00:35:03,442 --> 00:35:05,934 And, let's start the parade! 490 00:35:05,959 --> 00:35:08,209 Forward, march! 491 00:35:26,693 --> 00:35:28,318 For uncommon valor, 492 00:35:28,590 --> 00:35:33,404 I hereby award you the Distinguished Flying Cross. 493 00:35:36,419 --> 00:35:38,998 This is Private First Class James Marsh, sir. 494 00:35:39,484 --> 00:35:41,154 Step forward, Private. 495 00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:44,677 For uncommon valor, 496 00:35:45,162 --> 00:35:48,959 I hereby award you the Distinguished Flying Cross. 497 00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:50,459 Well, sir, you know what? 498 00:35:50,794 --> 00:35:52,998 I didn't do nothing my grandpappy didn't teach me. 499 00:35:53,099 --> 00:35:55,685 "Be a straight shooter. Be a straight talker. 500 00:35:55,808 --> 00:35:58,162 Be a clean fighter," he always used to tell. 501 00:35:58,271 --> 00:36:00,334 And by golly, if I hadn't tried to abide by his advice... 502 00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:02,432 - Thank you, Private. - I didn't do nothing brave, though. 503 00:36:02,457 --> 00:36:04,593 - I did what any other fella... - I'm sure you did. 504 00:36:04,618 --> 00:36:06,280 - Good for you, son. - Just like instinct. 505 00:36:33,999 --> 00:36:35,780 And who the hell is this? 506 00:36:35,864 --> 00:36:37,520 This is Yossarian, sir. 507 00:36:37,569 --> 00:36:39,169 I don't know what the hell he thinks he's doing. 508 00:36:39,194 --> 00:36:40,693 Is this some kind of a joke, soldier? 509 00:36:40,718 --> 00:36:41,788 What the hell is he doing here? 510 00:36:41,813 --> 00:36:42,981 Captain Yossarian is receiving 511 00:36:43,006 --> 00:36:44,357 the Distinguished Flying Cross, sir. 512 00:36:44,382 --> 00:36:45,577 Well, I'll be damned. 513 00:36:46,585 --> 00:36:48,804 Why aren't you wearing clothes, son? 514 00:36:48,997 --> 00:36:50,077 I don't want to. 515 00:36:50,421 --> 00:36:51,752 What do you mean, you don't want to? 516 00:36:51,753 --> 00:36:53,226 Why the hell don't you want to? 517 00:36:53,905 --> 00:36:55,171 I just don't want to. 518 00:36:55,205 --> 00:36:57,113 - Why isn't he wearing clothes? - Why isn't he wearing clothes? 519 00:36:57,138 --> 00:36:58,841 A man was killed in his plane and bled all over him. 520 00:36:58,866 --> 00:36:59,873 He swears he will never wea... 521 00:36:59,898 --> 00:37:01,356 A man was killed in his plane and bled all over him, 522 00:37:01,381 --> 00:37:02,514 and he's left his clothes in the laundry. 523 00:37:02,539 --> 00:37:04,239 - Where are his other uniforms? - In the laundry as well, sir. 524 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,362 - What about his underwear? - They're... 525 00:37:05,363 --> 00:37:07,512 his underwear's in the laundry as well, sir. 526 00:37:07,670 --> 00:37:09,381 Sounds like a lot of crap to me. 527 00:37:09,639 --> 00:37:12,022 - It is a lot of crap, sir. - Don't worry, sir. 528 00:37:12,295 --> 00:37:14,798 I can promise you that I will personally punish this man. 529 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:16,760 He will be thrashed within an inch of his life. 530 00:37:16,761 --> 00:37:18,681 What the hell do I care if he's punished or not? 531 00:37:18,682 --> 00:37:20,183 He's just won a medal, for Christ's sake. 532 00:37:20,184 --> 00:37:21,647 My sentiments exactly, sir. 533 00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,708 He wants to receive it without any clothes on, 534 00:37:23,733 --> 00:37:25,318 what the hell business is it of yours? 535 00:37:25,319 --> 00:37:26,420 Did you win a medal? 536 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:28,709 Uh, n-no, sir, I didn't win a medal. 537 00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:32,772 I commend your bravery, Captain. 538 00:37:33,014 --> 00:37:34,021 What did he do? 539 00:37:34,046 --> 00:37:35,420 He blew up a bridge in Ferrara, sir. 540 00:37:35,445 --> 00:37:37,162 Went over the target twice under enemy fire, sir. 541 00:37:37,295 --> 00:37:39,467 - So you're a pilot, son? - He's a bombardier, sir. 542 00:37:39,717 --> 00:37:41,942 - Why isn't the pilot getting a medal? - Why isn't the pilot getting a medal? 543 00:37:41,967 --> 00:37:43,193 - He died, sir. - No, he didn't. 544 00:37:43,218 --> 00:37:44,249 - Yes, he did. - No, he didn't. 545 00:37:44,274 --> 00:37:46,223 Jesus Christ, I haven't got all day. 546 00:37:46,248 --> 00:37:48,045 - I'm with you there, sir. - You shut up. 547 00:37:48,107 --> 00:37:50,536 Soldier, for flying back over Ferrara 548 00:37:50,537 --> 00:37:52,427 to blow up a bridge under enemy fire, 549 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:55,404 I hereby award you... 550 00:37:56,856 --> 00:37:59,646 the Distinguished Flying Cross. 551 00:38:03,153 --> 00:38:04,153 Good work, son. 552 00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,158 Hi. 553 00:40:10,037 --> 00:40:11,794 I think I'm supposed to be in this tent. 554 00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:14,490 They said I'm... 555 00:40:14,992 --> 00:40:16,802 supposed to be in Tent 12? 556 00:40:23,763 --> 00:40:25,232 Are you Captain Yossarian? 557 00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:27,076 Yes, I am. 558 00:40:28,755 --> 00:40:30,044 Lieutenant Newman. 559 00:40:32,044 --> 00:40:33,044 Hi. 560 00:40:34,511 --> 00:40:35,511 Are you okay? 561 00:41:15,099 --> 00:41:16,662 Yo-Yo, how we looking down there? 562 00:41:17,094 --> 00:41:18,380 Almost there. 563 00:41:24,111 --> 00:41:25,111 And... 564 00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:28,637 Release. 565 00:41:43,649 --> 00:41:44,786 And release. 566 00:41:50,224 --> 00:41:51,254 And release. 567 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:17,194 And release. 568 00:42:22,035 --> 00:42:25,435 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 38658

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