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Not bad, huh?

Kind of perfect.

Alex, Alex.

Wow, you were out.

Dreaming about me.

I wasn't talking was I?

Not really,
just weird noises.

You ready
to go wine tasting?

Very.

Let's get drunk.

Welcome back
to the doll-head open.

A tradition
unlike any other.

Okay, this hole has been
breaking left to right all day.

Wind has finally
died down.

Oh, he's going with
the paint roller pole.

He had trouble
with this hole yesterday.

And once again
this morning.

- Quiet!
- He's asking for quiet.

This is for birdie
and the championship.

- He's done it, he's done it.
- Yes!

The first African-American
electrician

ever to win
the doll-head open.

Yeah!

It is absolute
pandemonium here.

Hey, Alex is back
from Napa.

They're back
and they're early.

What is going on?

Have you gotten
any work done?

I'm not going
to sugarcoat it, no.

But we did break
the color barrier.

- How was your trip?
- It was awesome.

We never left
the hotel room.

Oh, were you scared to go
shirtless by the pool or...

And my kitchen knife, why?

Well, initially used
to behead the doll,

but it actually makes for
a pretty nifty microphone.

I'm Pete Riggins,
from all of us here...

I've actually just
cut my finger.

That's pretty bad,
actually.

How about
some Lidocaine?

I had this crazy
sex dream about Pete.

Crazy?

Crazy.

We're in this kitchen,
right?

This beautiful kitchen.

Maybe it was supposed to be
my finished kitchen.

Get off kitchen.

Anyway, so he's coming
towards me with this look.

I mean, and then he just
grabs me and he picks me up

and he shoves me
on the countertop.

And then right when
we're about to kiss,

Ben woke me up.

You know what's crazy
about your sex dream?

There's no sex in it.

The whole thing was
so out of nowhere.

Not really.

Pete put you in the friends box
and now you want out of it.

- No, I don't.
- Ow!

You okay?

Yeah, so this
will definitely scar.

Oh, that's a lot
of stitches.

Yeah, I was having fun.

It's a pretty good job,
I mean, I usually self-stitch.

Thank you, Ben.

Isn't that what we say?

Gracias, Benjamin.

Hey, uh, my insurance
is mostly through petco

and primarily covers
my dog, so...

Oh, no.
No charge, man.

I enjoyed it.

And I enjoyed Napa
with you, lady.

Okay, one more splash
of rubbing alcohol.

There we go.

- Oh, does that sting?
- No, that's perfect.

Okay, good.
I'm out of here.

Feels good, I got
Pete's blood on my hands.

Don't let it
mix with yours,

your delicate frame can't
handle the testosterone boost.

Hi.

Man with a baby
out here.

Hey, Dan.

Hi, Cooper.

What's up, buddy?
How are you?

Awake now,
thanks to the doll head

that just bounced
off of his window.

That is weird to have happen,
it's disturbing.

Is this like a message
or something?

Hey, clem, Dan brought back
your victory head.

Thanks, Dan-o,
good looking out.

This construction project,
I'm sorry,

has just been
a real nightmare for us.

I know, I am so sorry
about the noise.

And the trucks and the tools
that are on my front lawn

and broke my sprinkler.

Hey, Dan, I'm going
to make this right.

You, me, beers,
wednesday night.

Beers on a wednesday night?
That makes me so mad.

I have not slept
since January 7th.

Okay, it gets better.

I'm taking you
to small claims court.

Oh, I wouldn't that,
attorney.

Not her, you.

You've been served
by Cooper and associates.

- Yeah, looks about right.
- Pretty much.

What's that smell?

Steamed vegetables,
that's all I'm eating

till opening night.

Come on, pops,
you look fine.

No, I'm a load, son.

I'm a disgusting load.

Hey, where's the beer?

I threw out
all temptation.

I don't like
when you do live theater.

It's a big night,
I got a lot of industry coming.

And I need a new agent,
since Ted died.

From nothing,
like that.

- Yeah, he was 83.
- Yeah.

All right, let's crack
a window.

It smells like
a cabbage sauna in here.

Please don't do that,
okay?

I need the heat.

I got to drop
ten pounds by friday.

All right, here we go.

Thank you for
choosing mediation,

the alternative to small
claims court, welcome.

And welcome back,
to some.

I'm a bit of
a frequent flyer, Danny boy.

How are you, Tasha?

Uh, my fiance
and I broke up.

What?
Is he crazy?

Look at you.

She's very pretty.

She's... yeah,
you're pretty.

Uh, the purpose
here of mediation

is to come to an agreement,
satisfactory to both parties,

so we don't have to go
before a judge.

I know, I'm actually
a lawyer, so...

Yeah, she wanted
to tag along.

Because I'm a lawyer
and also it's my house.

I think it's because
she wanted to see me in a suit.

No, it isn't,
although it's the one thing

I asked him to do,
wear a suit.

I actually have a video
that I would like to show.

- Clem!
- What?

What do you want
for lunch?

- What?
- For lunch!

Turkey sandwich!

Egg salad!
Got it!

Oh, egg salad is just
this huge curveball

when you want Turkey.
He was so angry.

Yeah, I know.

Egg salad?

12 years I been
working with you,

have I ever
ordered egg salad?

Pumpernickel,
mother?

How about a
thank you

for the [Bleep] sandwich?

Face.

That's when we started
closing Cooper's window.

Smart. You know,
I think we get the gist.

Watch this next video.

Yeah, we totally blew up
that watermelon.

Did you?

Hey, what do you know?

Oh, hi, Gary.

Hey, um, I've been meaning
to ask you,

would you like
to do something sometime?

- Sure.
- Cool, cool.

Hey, uh, shouldn't...
Ah.

Should we maybe lock down
a specific time?

How about friday?

That's awesome.

Isn't Walt's play
friday night?

Yeah, we should
go together.

I thought you were
doing catering for that.

I am, you can help.
It'll be fun.

Cool, cool.

Ah.

So, at the end of the day,
while my contractor

is both juvenile
and infuriating...

An irresistible blend.

Super probation.

Uh, I don't see
how he was in violation

of his building permits.

You know,
I'm inclined to agree.

Pete, apologize,
pay for the sprinkler,

and promise
to keep it down.

Dan-o

I'm super sor...

Pumpernickel.
Shh, sorry.

Congratulations, counselor.

Hey, so, the subway tiles just
came in for the backsplash.

You want to check
them out with me?

Sure, uh, can we do
Saturday though,

between 4:00 and 5:00?

Yeah, I'll have to move
some surfing around,

but, yeah,
I can make it work.

- Great.
- It's a date.

- It's a date, then.
- A tile date.

Hey, check it out,
digits.

You got Natasha's number?

Yeah,
she slipped it to me

during minute five
of your closing arguments.

When are you
going to call her?

When would you want
me to call you?

- I wouldn't.
- Come on.

We're friends,
help me get some.

You've shown great proficiency
getting some all on your own.

That may be the first
compliment you've ever given me.

It's really amazing
that you're taking that

as a compliment.

Huh, two,
back to back.

I am en fuego.

Oh, hey,
I just got a confirmation

that an agent from
Greenstein Becker's going

be here opening night.

Oh, they're very good.

The rep a lot
of voiceovers.

When the burning,
itching, redness...

You are so good.
He's good.

Of athletes foot
gets too much to handle...

It's too much,
okay, I'll bite.

What is with
the silver space suits?

Opening night looms.

Right, so where
did we land on crudites?

Oh, I don't think
it's special enough.

Not to me.

How about
a carving station?

With roast beef.

Oh, mmm, and new potatoes
just drizzled in bacon fat.

Yeah and
a white chocolate fountain.

Oh, huge enough so I can
loll about in it like a walrus.

You guys need
to eat something.

You know what?

I've always wanted
to do that thing

where I order
for you.

- Go for it.
- Okay.

The lady will have
the sea bass.

The veal ch...

The risott... eh, you know,
we're going to need a sec.

Thank you.

It's just,
you know me so well.

Actually I feel like
I do know you.

Like I've always
known you.

That's so sweet.

I had an amazing time
in Napa.

Me too.

I love you,
Alex.

What'd you say?

I said I loved
that he loved me.

Oh, that is so not
in the jewelry commercial.

He said he knew it was fast,
but that's how it felt

and that he didn't even
need me to say it back.

All right,
that's kind of sweet.

It was, it really,
really was.

- Super awkward.
- Absolutely horrifying.

Remember that summer when
Billy rafferty had that skylark?

Yeah, it was
the summer of '65.

I had just turned 16.

And we went down
to the quarry and Billy...

Not Billy, uh,
it is Billy.

What's the line?

"Down on the quarry
where Billy

had some cheep
cherry Brandy."

The show opens tonight
and you're still not off book.

I'm fine,
I just need to...

That is very, very
unprofessional.

And what about you,
princess?

You were supposed to shave
that mustache, remember?

Where's your commitment?

Will you stop that
incessant hammering?

Come on!

I'm getting
less and less down

with volunteering my time
around here, Pete.

It's a thousand degrees.

All right,
tempers are running hot.

How about
another cabbage break?

No, there's no food
until after curtain call.

Weigh-in was a disaster.

Absolute fiasco.

Wow, you're looking good.

Well, it's the theater,
you got to bring it.

I love you.

You're lovely.

I don't need to hear it back.
It's how I feel.

Gary, where are
the spinach puffs?

The dish was really hot
and I couldn't find any gloves.

I need them.

- Okay, yeah, I'm on it.
- Thank you.

Charlie.

Welcome to
"the fisher brothers,"

an original work
by Walt Riggins.

Look at you,
you're so official.

Tonight's performance
will be three hours

and seven minutes,
no intermission.

- Is she serious?
- I...

Any recordings
of this performance

are strictly prohibited.

Are we okay
with that?

- Yeah, I don't need it.
- Okay.

Oh, look at this.

Hi.

Wow.

- Can you open that?
- Oh.

Sorry.

Those are
the wrong puffs.

What's up, people?

You guys remember
Natasha, right?

Hi.

- Hey.
- Hey, how are you?

Excuse me.

Could you stop, please?

Yeah?

I thought you guys might
like to see the programs.

Oh, yes.

You put your name first?

- Yes.
- Because?

Because I'm the star.

So this is a fun
first date.

- Third date.
- Oh.

You're counting
the morning, aren't you?

Yeah.
We had breakfast.

I'm really sorry.

Pete, your dad wants
to see you backstage.

Oh, this can't be good.

Yeah?

Oh, my God.

Darrell quit,
I'm not doing the show.

So I would like you
to tell everyone.

There are agents out there.
Come on, dad.

You'll feel better after
you eat that tin of lasagna.

- I can't.
- The show must go on.

That's not
a real saying.

This should
be interesting.

Welcome to
"the fisher brothers,"

the story of two brothers
who gave their lives

to the postal service
and now face retirement.

Tonight's running time will be
three hours and seven minutes.

That just can't be right.

Yeah, remember when Billy
rafferty got that new skylark?

The summer of '65, I had...
I had just turned 16.

Oh, yeah, I could
do three hours of this.

We went down
to the quarry.

I love live theater,
love it.

So you just broke up
with your fiance?

Eight months ago?

Oh, still raw , huh?

No, I'm better.

Brutal.

Where did you go to law school?

Stanford.

- What?
- Stanford.

Oh, Stanford.

Scared of the East Coast?

Some people are.

So you dropped the L-bomb, huh?

I did.

Man knows what he wants.
I respect that.

That's how I feel.
I don't need her to say it back.

- Super awkward.
- Almost unbearable.

I mean you were great.

No, no, come on.
I mean, you were the guy.

You really pulled it off.

Thanks, Walt.

Have you ever thought of
acting as a life choice?

- As a life choice?
- Hey, Walt.

- Yes.
- I want to introduce myself.

Tony Dodds from
Greenstein Becker.

A pleasure.

I'm going to need
the table.

So, I heard the other
actor dropped out

at the last minute.

Yeah, well, the show
must going on, Tony.

That's real.

Well, I thought
you were incredible.

Really?

I'd love to hear
about that.

Specifics.

Hey, you were
pretty good up there.

It was kind of
last minute.

Oh, yeah?
Mr. cool under pressure.

So what do you got
going on later?

Nothing.

Would you want to help me
carry out some of the...

Do you ever
think that you'll be

interested in me
romantically?

Wow, uh, well...

Gary, you are
a really good guy.

So probably not.

Then I don't think
I will

be able
to wash your car.

I understand.

I would love
to talk to you

about some voiceover
opportunities.

Excuse me.
Thespian down.

It's getting late.

Yeah, I think we're
going to hit it.

What?
You're going to sleep?

I didn't say that.

You're both so lame.
Boo!

Maybe we should
hit it too.

Go home and get a fire
going in the living room?

What are you
talking about?

We haven't even played
the bar basketball thingy-dingy.

Come on, couple versus
couple, bet you 20 bucks.

Gambling addict.

Did you know that
about him?

- So am I.
- Oh, perfect.

Come on, you guys.

42, 44, 46, 48!

Oh, my God!
Wow, hey.

Hey!
You suck!

You suck, Natasha,
you suck, Pete.

You two, the team of you two,
who we beat.

It's just for fun,
you know?

Can I talk to you
for a second?

Sure.

- 2,163.
- What's that?

That's the number of auditions
I have been rejected at.

But I'm made of teflon.
Bullets bounce off of me.

But you know
the exact number.

With screwsie, you got
to be bulletproof, all right?

So I want you to...
Listen to me.

I want you to pick yourself up,
put some pancake on your face,

and grow a pair.

Yeah.

You told Natasha
she sucks?

At bar basketball.

I mean, come on,
she's a big girl.

No, you've been weird
all night.

She made like
four baskets in two hours.

What is going on
with you?

What do you mean,
"what's going on?"

What's going on
with you?

"Oh, look, I got these digits,
when should I call her?"

And then, the next minute,
you're like,

"let's go on a date
on Saturday."

To buy tile,
a tile date.

And Natasha?
Come on.

Hot, lawyer, brunette.

I mean, she's basically
my doppelganger.

That's a twin.

No, I'm just
still processing

that you
called yourself "hot."

That was so bad.

I need to talk
to you for a second.

Okay, sure.

I like you.

I know that.

And you act all glib,
but I know who really are.

You're sweet and you're gentle
and you're a little bit shy.

Um, I don't think
that's me.

Okay, shut up.
It is.

And you deserve to be
with a good guy

and I'm that guy who you
deserve to be with,

who's good, guy.

Let me tell you
what's going on here.

Please, enlighten me.

- You're with Ben.
- Yeah.

And I'm on a date with
a smart, pretty girl

and you're freaking out.

Come on,
did she really go to Stanford?

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry you didn't
get into Stanford.

You're all over the place.

Okay, Gary,
I really don't think that you...

Shut up.

Okay, would you please
stop telling me to...

What do you want?

What do you want?

For you to say
what the hell you want.

I want you
to be my contractor.

Sounds good, boss.

You're late.

Yeah, some dude
in the parking lot

took up two spaces
with his giant truck.

Sounds like
a cool guy.

This looks
so familiar.

Yeah, I showed it to you
in the catalog like five times.

Oh, yeah.

It's my favorite.

You know, it'd be really nice
if you listened.

It's not bad, huh?

It's kind of perfect.

- Okay, I'm out of tape.
- Let's do this.

I'm sorry I wore gym clothes
to work, okay?

I'm sorry, okay?

Apology accepted,
but there is a dress code,

so punishment
must be handed down.

I don't feel good
about this.

I feel great.

Hit it, clem.

Ah!

Guys, turn it off,
I'm going to blow.

Oh!

God.

Gary goes commando.

I demand that you
take me down right now.

That would
be inappropriate, you know?

With the nudity,
it's now become an H.R. Issue.

No, no, no,
take me down.

Vlad, take me down.
Come on, Vlad.

- Let's grab a lunch?
- Yeah.

- We deserve it.
- Vlad, Vlad! Take me down.

Can you get me a turkey burger,
with no cheese.

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