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- Gary, Gary.
- Feeling it.

And I'm loving it,
that's a lot of nails, gare.

Yeah,
sorry about that.

All right, maybe just two
in that one, okay?

Why aren't you dressed?

There's no school.

Huge fire
in the cafeteria.

Is this the same cafeteria
that had a flood last week?

Wow, God hates
sloppy Joes.

What's with you
trying to skip school?

I'm just blowing off school
to avoid a math test.

You don't need math.

Said the woman stealing
figs from my backyard.

You know she's
a cautionary tale, right?

The music
just got louder.

Get ready for school,
missy.

Can you call the cops
on your own house?

Whoa, way to kill
the music.

You're like
buddy Holly's plane.

This is Solomon Burke,
the bishop of soul.

You got
to bathe in it.

It's a little
too early.

Is it too early
for this?

Okay.

Is it too early
for that? Mmm.

You're an attorney,
right?

Do I have
a case here?

- Please stop.
- Hi.

How are you?
I'm Alex.

I'm Gary, I've been
working here about three weeks.

Just a heads up,

if we go tuneless,
we get a lot less productive.

Oh, really,
less productive?

What's that,
a group nap?

No, we never nap
when you're here.

So, what do you
listen to at work?

It's a law office,
so mostly metal.

I'm gonna make you
a legal mix tape.

I'm gonna call it,
"rebuttal to a gray life."

Just keep it down.

What?

The almost kiss.

It's about the music.

But do you need
to talk about

the fact that
you tried to kiss me?

Restless night?
You want a redo?

So you can
get shot down again?

You leaned in.

That's a lie.

I am seeing Ben.

There was also
a slight pucker.

You and I
are just friends.

Friends is great.

I was just going
to suggest that,

because you can't seem to make up
your mind about what you want.

I changed my mind,
I don't want to be friends.

As your friend,
let me tell you something.

You need to have a party
for your birthday on Saturday.

How did you know
it was my birthday?

- It's your alarm code.
- How did you know that?

Saw your license.

What, do I need
a nanny cam?

So you can watch me
dance at work?

Oh, God.

- Oh, don't do that, all right?
- Yeah it was bad.

I don't want
a birthday party.

Yes, but you do want
a venice birthday rager

with tons of cool people
and some of your friends.

Look, it hasn't been
the greatest year, okay?

I don't really feel
like celebrating,

especially with a bunch
of people I don't know.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Things are looking up,
okay?

You lean in a couple
more times,

it's going to be
a great year.

Oh, no,
too much, yeah.

Damn it.

- Hey, pops?
- Yeah.

I'm cool with you taking
the truck, but avoid reverse.

Just play
to your strengths.

I clipped one hydrant,
let it go.

Hey, nice figs.

Oh, thank you.

What are you
doing today?

- I am taking an artist day.
- A what?

A day, dedicated to
replenishing my inner artist.

And maybe getting
some taquitos at meri's.

I love taquitos.

Oh, no,
it's not about food.

Let me ask you
a question.

Have you ever been
depleted artistically?

I love taquitos.

You are really,
really not getting this.

No, I'm getting this.

Do you know what they have me
doing today at the restaurant?

Deboning 70 pounds
of tilapia.

I need to play hooky.

Hop in.
Bring the figs.

Oh.

I'm sorry,
I'm so sorry.

Did you get
a good look?

Yeah, uh,
no.

Feels like rain,
what do you think?

Pete, we got
a situation here.

A real situation
is going down in here.

All right, man. Come on.
Here we go.

Who put the switch in,
huh?

Are you subcontracting
my work?

Clem, calm down.

I don't know
who did this.

I... I didn't touch it.

We didn't ask you.

But you got
guilty eyes.

I got to go, something's
going on with the crew.

It is about
my switch?

I don't know.

I bet it is.

Let me call you back.

So, you've seen
Ben's handiwork.

How long have I been asking
you to do that switch?

Because it only
took Ben 20 minutes.

It's an outrageous
violation of contractor code.

I am appalled.

Your boyfriend
did this?

Or, maybe it was
screwsie's boyfriend,

if he's in the picture.

What's the latest
on that?

Gary's in love
with your sister.

Well, at least
her rack.

Does rack sound like
a word that I would use?

I don't really
know you.

Three weeks.

Okay,
here's Ben's office.

- What's the master plan?
- Whatever it takes.

You got my back,
right?

I can't sign
that blank check.

We should
lock his wheels.

Hey, vlad,
look under my roller-skates

and grab
the Denver boot.

Why do you
have a boot?

His wife
was meter maid.

You know how you bring
things home from the office?

Post-its and what not,
you know.

Ooh, look,
free car washes.

Clem, we're
self-parking.

Well, it's going to take
awhile to put the boot on,

so we're going
to have some time.

- Gary.
- Come on, Pete.

The Tahoe's ashy.

Hey, there's a time
for errands and there's

a time for justice.

I'm just saying,
if we could do both,

that'd be sweet.

All right,
this is his car.

Is that the 2011?

Look how sleek
that is.

Dr. Ben is doing
all right.

All right, vlad,
boot it.

Schnell, schnell.

German?

Aborte, aborte!

That's Spanish.

What are you up to,
Ben?

Look where his hand is.

It's on her lower back.

That's not lower back,
that high ass right there.

- Definitely high ass.
- You know what?

I got my awesome new phone,
say the word and I'll shoot.

- Shoot it.
- Okay.

Photo or video?

Video would
capture the nuance.

Okay, video then.

- Sd or hd?
- Which one's better?

Depends what you're
using them for.

I'm using it
for this.

Hd, then.

Let's call it,
boys.

Dr. Benjamin Hastings,
time of death,

I'm not wearing
a watch.

Tell me
when to shoot.

Now.

Alex, there's a gentleman
here to see you.

I don't want to say that part.

She'll love it.

He's super hot and you almost
kissed him the other night.

Wasn't even close
to kissing him.

Hey.

Hey, you need
to have an appointment.

One second.

Excellent, Carol.
That'll be all.

What are you doing here?

Because this is kind of
inappropriate.

I have two pieces
of media for you.

One is a mixtape
for your listening pleasure.

And the other is a video that
is going to blow your mind.

- You have a couple minutes?
- No, I really don't.

This will just take
a couple minutes.

I just don't think
that I'm necessarily

the type of guy
that screwsie would go for.

That's no way
to talk.

Look at yourself.
You're a snowflake.

No one else
has your face.

I thought
I was a snowflake.

You're both snowflakes,
right?

We have a very
beautiful crew.

Look at you guys.

Really,
Ben's cheating on me?

You are, what we call
in the law, full of crap.

Would you like to watch
a home movie?

I really don't
have time.

This is going
to blow your mind.

Any moment, your mind
is going to be blown.

Oh, it's hd,
still buffering.

Last moments
of an un-blown mi...

What the hell?
This cell service is horrible.

Oh, my God.

Hold on, hold on,
no service, searching.

Okay, this is ridiculous.

We are in a law office,
no cell service,

little disappointing.

Okay, and we go...
There's the sweet spot.

Okay, well,
tight quarters,

but we can
make it work.

Uh-uh.

So this
is a drum circle?

It's the Monday
morning circle.

Little more
buttoned down.

Yeah,
I can't tell where

the homeless stops
and artist begins.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Let's control the snark.
It's not that kind of scene.

- Grab a djembe.
- Who?

A djembe.
Close your eyes.

Jump in when
you're feeling it.

Breathe through
your mouth.

Some of these cats
can be pretty ripe.

Come on, girl.

Let the beat nourish you.

Let it heal you.

Is that Charlie?

Let it feel you.

Charlie?

Hey, it's bad form
to bail mid-jam.

She's new.

Yee-ha!

Ee-ha!

Oh, my God.

I know.

And it's your
birthday week.

I mean,
what a bastard.

He's got his hand
on her lower back.

Well, the consensus
is it's high ass.

What were you guys
even doing there?

When we going
to Denver boot this fool?

Just focus
on the betrayal.

Wow, that is really
coming together.

What is it?

So why aren't you
in school?

And don't give me
that flood crap.

There's this girl,
Nicole.

Nicole?
Oh, I hate her already.

She's kind of bullying me.

She on you about
your boy haircut?

No, it's because
my dad's in prison.

Kids are so vicious.

Wow, I am having the most
powerful sense of memory.

Rotten eggs, Billy Callahan
rubbing them in my hair.

This was years ago.

Obviously.

She's posting all these
fake pictures of me on Facebook.

Look, this is me
in an orange jumpsuit.

Those 42 "likes"
have gotta sting.

I'm waiting
on the lab results.

Alex?

At least you got
my name right,

but let me
ask you this.

What's her name?

It just says "buffering."

I can't
get a signal.

Is that an hd file?
Those are huge.

It's a video of you
with another woman

wearing a mauve blouse
with a pink bra underneath.

It doesn't even match.
It's, like, not even close.

- Lindsay?
- I think she was latina.

Marisol?

Okay, this just
keeps on giving.

Whatever her name was,
you had your hand

on what the majority
of people feel was high ass.

I'm sorry,
am I in trouble for this?

- Um, kind of.
- Wow.

Because I am seeing
other people.

I just assumed
that was okay.

We've only been
dating for a month.

I mean, we haven't
even slept together.

No, we haven't.

And we've never had
a conversation

about this being
exclusive.

No, we haven't.

But, I like you
a lot, Alex.

So, if you want to have
that conversation,

let's have it.

Oh, it's Bianca.

You all right,
Walt?

Your dome looks like
a wet stone.

I'm good.

Well, wrap it up,
we got to get this girl

back to school.

Wait a minute.

We're pulling the plug
on artist day, mid-day?

Aren't we setting
a bad example for the kinder?

Don't make me
be the responsible one,

we'll end up in Vegas.

Well, let's at least
give her a game plan,

so she can deal
with the little monster.

What do you got?

In her picture, I noticed
she had a ponytail.

Clip it,
bring me a trophy.

You hate
people with hair.

I don't love them.

I've turned
the corner here.

What Ben's done
is exquisite.

Terrific, can you not
undo work?

No, no, no,
look at this ground.

It's gorgeous.

I should have gone
to med school.

Shouldn't we
kill a fuse first?

Gary,
I'm a professional here.

I know what I'm doing,
okay, relax.

Oh, oh, ooh.

I'm feeling that.
Little help here.

Broom me, Gary,
broom me, broom me.

Ow!

That's marvelous.

Ooh, I'm not even mad.

I think I saw my grandma.

Hey, you.

How did he take it?

Surprisingly well.

Well, he does
see death every day,

because he's
a horrible doctor.

So, uh, how'd
you leave things?

He's taking me
to dinner Saturday night,

for my birthday.

So you can break up
with him again

in a more public place?

We didn't break up.

He never technically cheated,
because we weren't

officially exclusive.

But now you are?

Yeah, we are.

In fact,
if you and I had kissed

the other night, it wouldn't
have been a big deal.

Wow.

Go fix the light,
please.

Is it me
or do these nachos

have less cheese
than the last round?

Well, you got that
quesadilla chaser coming,

I'm sure you'll be fine.

Nope, I know my body.
I'm good.

Let's get you
back to school.

Charlie.

Mrs. Roberts, hi.

Why weren't you
in class this morning?

Artist day?

What were
you thinking?

Have you ever felt
disconnected

from your original
premise?

I'm talking
to the girl.

It was really Walt's idea,
I just thought it sounded...

Charlie.

I don't know.

Mrs. Roberts said you
might be getting picked on,

what is this girl doing?

You know,
just the normal stuff.

But it's cool,
Walt and aunt screwsie

gave me some ideas
on how to handle it.

This brain trust?
No.

You're taking
the high road.

Am I in any position
to ask for some tums?

I'm very uncomfortable.

That was fun,
right?

Yeah.

That waiter really loved
singing you happy birthday.

The scatting was
a little much.

♪ happy bah-bee-bo
bah-bay-bee-boo birthday ♪

yeah, you got to stop
that, otherwise

you're never going
to make it past this porch.

Are we talking about
the long-awaited green light?

Oh, yeah.

Surprise!

You should see the look
on both your faces.

Oh, really?

I told you.
Didn't want a party.

And I read the subtext
between those words.

Look at what I have
here for you.

Music, people,
a party.

Just step
into your new life.

Come eat a tongan.

What...
What is Charlie drinking?

It's fine,
screwsie's watching her.

Just listen to the music..
It's the mix tape!

Excuse me.

You, me, upstairs, now.

I'll admit, it's not
how I saw the night ending...

- Just go.
- Oh, you're tickling me.

Okay, how do you like
to fight in the bedroom?

Lights on
or lights off?

Why are you
taking your boots off?

Oh, I'm mma...
Mixed martial arts.

Oh, do you need a second
to change into your gi?

Yeah, I'm going to knock
those fancy words

right out of you.

Club-wrestled 165
at dartmouth, baby.

You still
have your singlet?

Yeah, going to wear
it for Alex later.

Okay, that's
not that hot.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

What?

What is the decorative
theme of this room?

Deal-breaker?

What's the opposite
of erotic?

This fella.

I mean, look,
I'm a surgeon.

I'm trained to perform
under pressure,

but how's a guy supposed
to get it done in here?

At least you got
your excuses lined up.

Is this a heating pad?

- Still warm?
- Yeah.

Alex, come on.

- Come on.
- Jump in.

No, that's okay,
hi.

Grab screwsie's drum.

We're not at work,
don't be a fun sponge.

Okay, come on,
there's no wrong way to do this.

Okay.

Okay, that's wrong.

Cup your hands.

That's it,
that's good.

Hey screwsie, you got
a pasty admirer at 2 o'clock.

- Hi, Gary.
- Ah!

Ah, damn it,
I missed it.

I'm all good.

No, it's just
a birdcage.

I don't think she
actually has a bird.

Doesn't that
make it worse?

Yep.

What's going on here?

I think we can rule out
anything sexual.

I wasn't expecting...

Men, ever.

All right, that is enough,
you two.

Oh, my God.

Are those kids
down there?

And are they
tagging your lawn?

"J-l-b-r-d"?

Maybe it's
an abbreviation?

J-lo brings...

Jailbird,
it's jailbird.

Who's a jailbird?

Oh, your husband's
a jailbird.

Isn't that what Nicole
calls you at school?

Is that what
they've been saying?

And texting and posting,
and now spray painting.

Mom, where you going?

To pay her parents
a visit.

Are you going
to fight them?

High road, sweetie.

I'm a lawyer,
my words hit like punches.

You know what else
hits like punches?

Punches.

Hey, big man,
come on.

What are you doing?

Defending your child's
honor with the only thing

left in your lame
transition kitchen... eggs.

Bring me her hair.

Yeah!

Yeah, sexually frustrated
Ben, or...

My lady.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, do you want
to go back to my place?

- What?
- What's that?

Nothing.

All right, two eggs left,
you ladies in?

Come on, jailbird,
give it your best shot.

Jailbird!

Jailbird! Jailbird!
Jailbird! Jailbird!

Yeah!

- Run!
- Okay!

Okay, okay,
we did it.

I know you had a bad year,
but how was your birthday?

Disaster.

Bad dinner with Ben,
huh?

No, I'm talking about
the riot in my street.

Just getting started,
after-party's at my place.

Yeah, I don't think
we're gonna make that.

- There you are.
- What the hell happened to you?

Where's your shoe?

Carol yelled, "po-po,"
and pushed me into a bush.

Let's get you inside.

I'd like that.

I'd like that a lot.

Don't let the birdcage
get in your head.

All right, my place,
big party.

Guys?

Strong finish, Carol.

Street music, the purest
union of art and commerce.

Perfect way to conclude
another artist day.

Excuse me.

Oh.

Hey!

I think I took more than I dropped..
Cool.

Sweet, drinks on you!