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All good!
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That's not me.
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The nose.
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Nose is wrong. That's not my face.
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The hairline is not good.
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The ears.
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No, it won't work.
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We need Steed.
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It won't work from photographs.
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We need Steed. The man himself.
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We need Steed.
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We can't do it without him. We must
capture Steed. It's not my face.
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It's not my face!
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It's not my face!
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Dispensable.
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Dispensable.
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Ten degrees starboard.
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No, make it nine and a half.
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We're here.
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Mother. Ah, good morning, General.
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The peace conference?
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Yes, it's all under control.
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Steed and Tower King are there.
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Treating it as a sort of holiday.
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Yes, they don't think there'll be any
trouble.
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Yes? I'll keep you informed.
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Prepare to abandon ship.
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Goodbye, General.
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I must say, I'm looking forward to
getting under the water.
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It'll be very quiet down there.
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Captain Smythe, Mother, I would like you
to liaise with Steed and Tara King at
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the peace conference.
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I... I shall be working undercover.
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Yes? They will be signing in at the Sun
Hotel.
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Excuse me.
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It's almost like being on holiday, isn't
it?
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Hardly a holiday.
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Ah, you've got a view of the open air.
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Why are we here?
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We are official observers of the peace
conference. It's quite a serious
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undertaking. Hmm, very routine, very
boring. Well, let's break the routine
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a drink.
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I'm sorry, sir, the bar isn't open.
Deeds bar.
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Come to my room, it's exactly the same
as yours.
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Except it faces a brick wall.
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Hey, darling, wait for me.
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Wait, wait for me. Back in time, Ron,
we'll put up the fence. Yeah.
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Marry me.
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Will you be my wife? Good day, sir.
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Please, just for a moment.
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Be your wife. Just for five minutes or
so.
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Only five minutes.
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I think he went in here.
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Kurt, baby.
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You promised to choose between us.
Ladies, may I present my wife.
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My wife.
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Tara. Tara.
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Your wife?
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Goodbye, Helga. Goodbye, Miranda.
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You've earned my undying gratitude.
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May I present myself, Baron von Kirt,
always at your service.
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Tower King, John Thede. Please forgive
my intrusion, sir, but as you can see...
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You have problems.
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My own fault, a foolish mistake.
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I arranged... Two rendezvous at the same
time?
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We understand one another, Mr Thede.
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Once again, my thanks, Miss King, with
your permission, sir. Indeed.
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It was a privilege being married to you.
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holiday romances they never last.
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Let's have a drink.
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Here's the bar.
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Here's to a nice, quiet,
uninterrupted...
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Hello?
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Speaking.
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Captain Smythe.
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No, we haven't met, but it's extremely
nice to talk to you.
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Right away?
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Uh -huh.
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What's the address?
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I'll be there in ten minutes.
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Captain Smythe of security wants to see
me right away.
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14 Wheelwright Street.
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Very dry.
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Excellent.
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Good evening, gentlemen.
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It is not evening.
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Oh, isn't it?
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Gentlemen, I use the word loosely. I
have a shrewd suspicion that it's dirty
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work at foot.
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Yes.
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Yes, we intend to infiltrate the peace
conference.
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With a forged path?
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No, with a forged face.
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You recognize it?
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I can't say I do.
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Well, that is your face, Mr. Steed.
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With this face and with this path, It
would be child's play to get past the
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security guards.
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Why, did it look a little plastered? Oh,
no, no. Flesh.
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Living flesh.
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My goodness me.
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Well, I won't bore you with the
technical jargon.
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Thank you very much.
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Plastoids and pigments and molecular
reconstruction.
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But suffice to say that if a man should
put upon his face, huh, like this, this
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mold, yeah?
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Yeah. Then, if he should then...
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inject himself with some of this, like
so, huh?
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Within minutes, his face will take on
the shape and the texture and the exact
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details of the molded face.
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Instant plastic surgery.
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Yes.
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Yes, I could not have put that more
succinctly myself.
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Instant plastic surgery. Yes, we could.
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Does it work?
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Oh, yes.
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Well, of course, you shall have to take
my word for it, huh?
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There is a list of the agents.
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All five of them are here in England.
All five of them will still be in build.
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Shall we use Perrova?
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Or Mintoff?
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Mintoff.
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Georgiou?
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Are you finished?
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Nadine.
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We will use Nadine. Now tell Bruno to
take this kit to Nadine. All right?
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Mr. Steed, in a few hours' time, Nadine
shall receive this kit, yeah?
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And he will inject himself.
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And in a few moments, he shall come
through the door as you, Mr. Steed.
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And the fake me will destroy the
conference.
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Yeah.
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Clever, is it not? I think it's
brilliant.
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Brilliant?
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To you?
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Yes. We shall keep you here until the
job is done. There's no chance of a slip
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-up. And then?
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Then we will kill you.
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Dedicated idealist or altruistic
opportunist?
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Do what?
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Yes, well, if you were to untie me,
drive me back to the hotel, I think I
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500 quid in notes lying around. No
chance.
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No, no, no chance.
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Ah, well, it's worth trying. Happened
before, you know. Jailer accepts a
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Not this jailer. Not this jailer.
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Ah, well, if I can't offer you money,
maybe I can offer you, uh... What?
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Hello again.
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It's not my lucky day.
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You're not looking for me, by any
chance?
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Actually, no.
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For your friend, Steed?
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Yes. Well, there's a good view of the
door from here. Perhaps while you're
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waiting, you would care to join me.
Apart from owing you a drink, I would be
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quite enchanted.
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I hope Mr. Steed is engaged for some
weeks.
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Months, even.
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Not bad.
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Hair over.
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Mint off.
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Giorgio.
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And for my next impression?
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Confuse them, and it works.
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All right, Mr. Tate. Thank you.
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Werner?
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You want something to be delivered?
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Yes, I'll get it.
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Gerson?
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Gerson, you are a fool.
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He hit me.
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He shows wisdom.
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What are you doing in England?
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Well, I need some new shirt.
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And I always find the English shirt
makers cut the front, but... Oh, dear.
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Situation as before?
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Yes, I'm afraid so. Would you mind?
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Darling! Yes?
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I wish you would let me show you the
town or the country or the beach or
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anywhere you like.
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My car's just outside. I would drive you
to... To the ends of the air.
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I'd like to see Mr. Steed. Tell him
Captain Smythe pays respects and wishes
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see him.
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I'll make him quiet, sir.
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Captain Smythe.
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Hello.
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Captain Smythe, Baron Barclay. You must
be Miss King.
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Yes, hello. How do you do? Hello.
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Where's Steed?
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In his room, I imagine.
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But I thought he was with you. You rang
him up and asked... Certainly not.
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Is that what he said?
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That I called him?
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Oh, no, I must have made a mistake.
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Yes.
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Yes, I think you have.
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So Steed isn't here?
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No, not at the moment.
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I'll call back later then. Goodbye.
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Bye.
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I think I'll take you up on that.
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What? A ride in your car.
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Where do you want to go?
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The old London Road.
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Mr.
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Nadeem.
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Just a moment.
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Can I offer you a drink, Bruno?
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I have four more deliveries to make.
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See you, baby. Bye -bye.
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Ebola, wake up!
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Come on.
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See you, Giorgio.
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Hmm.
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Courageous.
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But foolish.
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The British are all the same. You treat
war as if it were a game.
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I didn't know we were at war.
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Your kind and my kind shall always be at
war.
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Such links as there are between us are
very tenuous.
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Not too tenuous.
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It's unfortunate.
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What's unfortunate?
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That I shall have so little time to get
to know you.
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This is the place.
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The summit of the door.
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Well, don't just stand there. You'll
catch your death.
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Hello, Mother.
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Nice of you to drop in, my dear.
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Steed's missing.
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Did you have any difficulty finding the
place?
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A bit.
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Straight downstream and turn left at the
salmon net. Mother, didn't you hear
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what I said about Steed?
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Naturally, I heard what you said about
Steed.
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Medically, my hearing is A1 +, acute
even.
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That's why I'm very pleased to be trying
out this new device for the Royal Navy.
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Delightfully quiet.
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Fish do not shout.
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At least, not very lively.
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He's been missing nearly two hours.
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Two hours, you say?
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Well, I shouldn't worry about that.
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There are a lot of diversions in this
part of the country.
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Steed is easily diverted.
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He went to see Captain Smythe.
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Well, there you are then.
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Captain Smythe keeps a jolly good
seller.
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Cornered the market on a very fine dry
carrot.
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Not quite ambrosia, you will understand.
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I've just seen Smythe and he hasn't seen
Steve.
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Not at the hotel and not with Captain
Smythe. The question is, where is he?
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I see you rely a great deal upon your
knight.
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I like his nobility.
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The unfettered freelance of the board.
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Yes,
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you can tell a man's character from the
way he plays chess.
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I couldn't agree more.
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You seem to rely heavily upon your
poems.
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Hello, Mr. Dean.
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Huh?
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Mate and three.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Who? Mate and two.
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Um... Yes.
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Made him one.
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00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,230
Oh.
265
00:25:24,410 --> 00:25:24,850
You
266
00:25:24,850 --> 00:25:33,470
don't
267
00:25:33,470 --> 00:25:34,470
like losing, do you?
268
00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:35,970
It's a bad habit.
269
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:38,890
Well, you should be prepared to lose a
few battles along the way.
270
00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:42,010
But always win the last one.
271
00:25:43,230 --> 00:25:44,230
Now, listen.
272
00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:46,150
He's been missing for over two hours.
273
00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:48,270
You let me know immediately.
274
00:25:49,439 --> 00:25:50,439
No news.
275
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:51,960
Kept it yourself, did you?
276
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,660
Didn't tell Captain Smythe?
277
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:54,900
Oh, no. Good.
278
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,940
No use in starting a panic.
279
00:25:57,940 --> 00:26:00,540
There's no use in our panicking either.
You'd better get back to your hotel.
280
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:01,880
And if something happens?
281
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,760
I'll let you know immediately.
282
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:05,379
All right.
283
00:26:05,380 --> 00:26:06,380
Swim along now.
284
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,200
Where to now?
285
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,600
Back to the hotel.
286
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,560
And thank you for not asking any
questions?
287
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,100
I wouldn't know where to begin.
288
00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:05,360
Peace conference starts at two o 'clock.
289
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:10,180
Any minute now, my man should be on his
way.
290
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,380
Or on their way.
291
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,520
The steed's upstairs and he's dead!
292
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:28,200
It's like some ghastly experiment gone
wrong.
293
00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:29,860
Very wrong.
294
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,340
Well, it's obvious from the fingerprint
it's not Steve.
295
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,560
Well, where's the real one, then?
296
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,880
You do that with a great deal of skill.
297
00:28:40,180 --> 00:28:41,180
Yes.
298
00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:44,000
Where did you learn?
299
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:47,120
In the operating theatres of Europe.
300
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,260
I'd hardly look on you as a healer.
301
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,120
Well, I am a creator.
302
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,080
New faces.
303
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:55,890
new people
304
00:28:55,890 --> 00:29:03,530
Welcome
305
00:29:03,530 --> 00:29:04,650
to the peace conference
306
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:32,100
Have you ever thought, Mr. Steed, how a
man's character is affected by the faith
307
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,460
with which he is born?
308
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,120
Yes, I have.
309
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:39,240
Change his faith, new character.
310
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,600
Welcome to the peace conference,
brother.
311
00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:52,600
I must concede that you have a certain
wit, a certain talent, but your
312
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,580
has never really been.
313
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,040
developed, huh?
314
00:29:56,780 --> 00:30:00,460
If ten years ago I had met you, I could
have done so much.
315
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,160
But... But?
316
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:05,920
Now I have to kill you.
317
00:30:51,219 --> 00:30:55,680
Listen, I don't pretend to know what
this is all about, but your friend
318
00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:57,420
he means a great deal to you, yeah?
319
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,960
Well, I'm sure he'll turn up again soon.
320
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,080
He's in trouble.
321
00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:06,160
I only met him once, but he seems to be
a man well able to look after himself.
322
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:12,240
Look, why don't you come with me down to
my country house? I promise you, you'll
323
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,380
be well chaperoned and... The
conference.
324
00:31:15,820 --> 00:31:16,820
The conference.
325
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,680
The conference.
326
00:31:20,890 --> 00:31:22,030
That's why they grab Steed.
327
00:31:22,330 --> 00:31:24,290
Make a fake Steed and get him past the
guards.
328
00:31:36,970 --> 00:31:38,230
Welcome to the peace conference.
329
00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:15,050
Listen, I've got to go. I'm awfully
sorry, but... But you can't explain.
330
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:16,350
It's all right, I understand.
331
00:32:16,670 --> 00:32:18,950
I'm getting rather used to it. All
right, now, I'll drive you wherever you
332
00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:19,950
to go.
333
00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:34,610
You don't like losing, do you?
334
00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:47,660
Mr. Steed, I believe you are a
connoisseur of wine.
335
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,520
Wine and people.
336
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,480
Edgy.
337
00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:01,700
A degree of bite, but a little devious.
338
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,380
Instant plastic surgery.
339
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,640
Do you really think you can get away
with it?
340
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,280
I know you will.
341
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,000
Supposing the fake me gets successfully
into the conference, what then?
342
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,000
A percussion bomb.
343
00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:19,120
A percussion bomb?
344
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,240
On the chairman's little gavel.
345
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:24,980
Little gavel.
346
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,700
When he calls the conference to order,
boom.
347
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:56,840
What's so funny?
348
00:33:57,380 --> 00:34:00,280
You seem to have accepted my invitation
after all.
349
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:06,200
You mean this is your... This is my
house, yes.
350
00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:09,020
I lent it to the authorities for the
conference. It's the biggest place for
351
00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:12,500
miles. But if you live here, then why
are you staying... Why am I staying at
352
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,500
hotel?
353
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:15,060
I own that too.
354
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:17,719
Well, he did ask.
355
00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:34,350
Any minute now, we should get the
message, huh?
356
00:34:35,570 --> 00:34:36,750
Mission accomplished.
357
00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:39,449
Conference kaput.
358
00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:49,590
Ah, Miss King.
359
00:34:49,850 --> 00:34:50,850
Good news, eh?
360
00:34:50,949 --> 00:34:52,150
What? You hadn't heard?
361
00:34:52,650 --> 00:34:53,650
Steve's alive.
362
00:34:54,110 --> 00:34:55,710
No. There you see, I told you.
363
00:34:55,989 --> 00:34:57,490
Well, where is he? Where is he?
364
00:34:57,690 --> 00:34:59,570
My men told me he was admitted some time
ago.
365
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,360
Let's find him.
366
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:08,240
Mr. Steed, the planes of the human face
are incredibly subtle.
367
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:15,040
A touch here, and we get a look of
triumphant elation.
368
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:21,460
And a touch there, and we get a mask of
tragedy.
369
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,200
Triumph and tragedy.
370
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,640
Thumbs up both our situations, doesn't
it?
371
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:35,320
I wonder, would it be amusing if I were
to incorporate both? On that side, a
372
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:40,800
smile of triumph for me, and on this
side, for you, a look of dismay,
373
00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:45,400
desperation. I believe it is vacant,
unsure.
374
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,480
Unsure? Nothing settled yet.
375
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,019
Can't be.
376
00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:49,540
Where? In there.
377
00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:51,620
But he can't be.
378
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,480
He's in there.
379
00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:21,890
Which one is Steed?
380
00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:24,090
Someone wants to get into the peace
conference.
381
00:37:24,330 --> 00:37:27,590
And? And they're creating duplicates of
Steed to do it.
382
00:37:27,890 --> 00:37:28,890
I don't believe it either.
383
00:37:30,270 --> 00:37:33,310
Under the circumstances, we must believe
that the real Steed is dead.
384
00:37:36,650 --> 00:37:39,450
So? So any other Steeds must be shot on
sight.
385
00:38:01,290 --> 00:38:05,690
Would you mind accepting my
grandfather's gold hunter as temporary
386
00:38:10,010 --> 00:38:12,350
Excuse me. I've seen someone I know.
387
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:45,020
Remember, this may well prove the story
to the people of the Congress of the
388
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:46,020
other.
389
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,260
Look, I really don't think there's any
point staying here. Your seat is going
390
00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:34,260
turn up again.
391
00:39:37,420 --> 00:39:40,440
And now,
392
00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:47,820
gentlemen...
393
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,320
Search the grounds.
394
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,540
If you see him, shoot him. Don't let him
get away.
395
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,980
I think I could use one of these.
396
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,680
All right.
397
00:41:01,870 --> 00:41:02,870
It doesn't make sense.
398
00:41:03,050 --> 00:41:05,710
What doesn't make sense? Well, he didn't
blow up the conference.
399
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,750
He had the bomb in his hand. But he
jumped out the window with it.
400
00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:10,370
There's no alternative.
401
00:41:10,810 --> 00:41:12,670
He could have left the bomb and jumped
out the window.
402
00:41:14,990 --> 00:41:20,230
You don't suppose that... You go that
way, I'll go this way. Right.
403
00:41:34,730 --> 00:41:35,730
up your hands.
404
00:41:37,170 --> 00:41:38,170
It's me.
405
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:42,710
All right.
406
00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:46,890
What did I give you for your birth?
407
00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:53,610
What'd I give you?
408
00:41:54,610 --> 00:41:55,610
Pearls. Yes.
409
00:41:56,770 --> 00:41:58,290
Now that doesn't prove anything.
410
00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:00,570
Remember that time in Tibet.
411
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,400
We rescued that little llama, remember?
Friend of the Dalais.
412
00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:07,160
You must remember.
413
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:14,320
We used a lightweight plane. Two
passengers, fore and aft, open cockpit,
414
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:15,499
remember?
415
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:18,120
You and I shared the pilot's cockpit.
416
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:22,120
It was a very lucky thing we did. We
kept each other warm. It's very cold in
417
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,240
Himalayas at that time.
418
00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:27,620
Remember? As a result of all that...
419
00:42:28,230 --> 00:42:32,450
We delivered a little lamb, a safe and
sound. He had nothing worse than a
420
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:33,870
frostbitten nose.
421
00:42:35,230 --> 00:42:38,030
Oh, my goodness, it wasn't you at all.
422
00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:42,250
Steve, you'd better remember something
quickly.
423
00:42:44,390 --> 00:42:45,670
I'll be sure, Kate.
424
00:42:47,710 --> 00:42:50,170
Steve! Oh, yeah.
425
00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:51,670
Then you can't.
426
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,750
Their orders are shoot to kill.
427
00:42:58,350 --> 00:42:59,350
It's a car.
428
00:43:18,650 --> 00:43:19,930
So you brought a car.
429
00:43:20,150 --> 00:43:21,150
How very thoughtful.
430
00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:22,270
Did?
431
00:43:23,030 --> 00:43:24,030
I'm afraid not.
432
00:43:41,770 --> 00:43:43,090
Look, the woods are full of them.
433
00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:25,500
Hmm. A nice touch of irony.
434
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:26,800
Hmm?
435
00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:29,700
Aye. And now you.
436
00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:07,250
Thank you.
437
00:47:45,550 --> 00:47:52,170
I shall walk away from here as you, the
most respected agent in the country.
438
00:47:52,830 --> 00:47:54,670
I wouldn't go so far as to say that.
439
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:42,738
That's deed.
440
00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:44,440
Who else would smile at a time like
this?
441
00:50:21,470 --> 00:50:22,470
Steed.
442
00:50:24,690 --> 00:50:26,170
You were right, you know.
443
00:50:29,850 --> 00:50:31,450
Wasn't really a holiday, was it?
444
00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:36,630
We were to attend the peace conference.
445
00:50:38,070 --> 00:50:39,330
As official observers.
446
00:50:41,130 --> 00:50:43,010
Just that and nothing more.
447
00:50:44,830 --> 00:50:46,050
That was our duty.
448
00:50:49,950 --> 00:50:53,250
Gadding about in the countryside? We
haven't any time for that sort of thing.
449
00:50:54,190 --> 00:50:55,470
For what sort of thing?
450
00:50:56,110 --> 00:50:57,410
Gadding about in the countryside.
451
00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:02,670
Lulling about in the sunshine on the
beach?
452
00:51:04,450 --> 00:51:05,450
Ridiculous.
453
00:51:05,690 --> 00:51:10,090
Irresponsible. It's absolutely out of
the question.
454
00:51:11,690 --> 00:51:12,690
Unpatriotic -y.
455
00:51:15,350 --> 00:51:21,630
Still, I do think it was a bit... Mean
of mother. What's a bit mean of mother?
456
00:51:22,650 --> 00:51:24,830
Making us come back on the very next
day.
457
00:51:25,270 --> 00:51:30,550
I think it's going to rain.
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