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Dr. Bay, I am so happy to be here. I
know, and I'm actually happy to have
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just want to make sure that you know
what you're getting yourself into.
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People will look at you and ask
themselves why. Why would a young,
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woman want to make a living from fucking
strangers who can't get it up?
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Are you serious?
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I'm dead serious.
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Only very special people can be
alternative partners.
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Are you sure this is your true vocation?
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I am.
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100 % sure. Good.
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You're Ron. Ron Livingstone, 21.
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Right? So far, so good.
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And you masturbate too much.
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Understatement of the year.
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If you think... I can't stop jerking
off.
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My prick looks like a bone after a pit
bull chewed it over.
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It was painful, but... But not enough
for me to stop.
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In fact...
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I don't know why I'm addicted.
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Or actually, I don't know what causes
war.
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You know, whether I feel like jerking
off and find the porn or watch the porn
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and feel like jerking off. You get it?
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Manga porn.
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But I don't want anybody to know about
it.
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I only report to Dr. Fay.
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I watch shoulder and lowly.
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Mostly lowly.
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Loli. What?
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You never heard of Loli?
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Fuck. Slut.
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I'm Jason.
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I hate it.
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Slut. You slut. You fucking slut.
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Hi, Jason.
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I'm Jane.
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Sorry. Slut. Fuck.
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Sorry. Jane. Slut.
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It's okay.
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I don't mind you swearing. I understand
it's the corporal alia. I am a little
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bit sensitive to the word slut.
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Okay. Blood!
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Oh, fuck. Sorry.
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At 14,
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I was diagnosed as having suffering from
Tourette's Syndrome.
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I actually had it since I was eight, at
least. But they all thought, fucking
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bitch, that I'm making faces to get
attention.
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Fuck ass! Do you get it? A little kid
who doesn't know what to do. Fuck ass. I
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didn't know that I was ill until they
sent me from school for...
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For all sorts of diagnoses, it was a
relief, but I hated the medication. I
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reacted badly to halo... Are you
listening, slut?
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Sorry. I'm listening.
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You have no idea how much I hate that
coprolalia.
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Yuck. It's disgusting. It's repulsive.
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I'm sorry. I can't control it. When I
grew up, we were moving around all the
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time, and in high school, I was the
classic wallflower. No way.
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Yeah, really.
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Yeah, but I was lucky enough to leave
next door to the best -looking guy at
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school. Good for you, Billy.
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Tickets. And one night we were at this
club, and Billy's friend came up to me
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and asked me if I could drive Billy home
because he was drunk and couldn't be
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trusted to drive. No way. You lost your
virginity in a car?
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Jane Martin.
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I'm a pervert, right?
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I don't judge.
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You are talking about animation, right?
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And I'm afraid it will start killing my
brain.
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And I'm afraid of getting into legal
trouble.
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You know, if they find one of your hard
dishes dumb for you, get it?
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You've only turned on my lolly?
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Well, there's... little lolly as well.
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Which is?
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Goes on to the age of ten.
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And what about regular porn? With real
people?
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Boring. And real girls? You know, the
kind that you meet at clubs or parties,
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college?
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Listen, I want to have real sex with
real women.
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But I'm afraid to even think of real
women.
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They're huge and clumsy and not cute.
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No offense.
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Okay. I want you to show me something.
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a clip you really like.
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Okay?
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Run.
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Turn around.
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It's a disease.
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And when I was 16, I decided that I
preferred to live with the ticks and the
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swearing and all of the strange things
that come out of my mouth uncontrollably
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than to be drugged up all the time.
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And then I was 16 and I started... Don't
want what any 16 -year
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-old kid wants. Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Sorry. That was actually kind of apt.
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And to my surprise, I managed to find
some girls who
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wanted to do it with me, but... I had a
feeling there was a fuck
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coming. I couldn't get it up.
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You get it? I mean, after getting over
the...
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Shame of the critics and the fear of
swearing in the middle of it. I also
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couldn't get it up.
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That is really unfair.
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So I went to the doctors and he gave me
some Viagra. Old men's
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Viagra. And right after that, I had a
girlfriend.
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Really sweet. And we had sex and it was
fine. Without Viagra.
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I felt so good with her that I didn't
need it.
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But then one time when we were doing it,
I just started
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swearing and saying all of these dirty
things, and it didn't turn her on, and
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she fucking... What?
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Sorry, I didn't mean that.
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She dumped me, so... I'm really sorry to
hear that, Jason. You bet, bitch. So,
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again...
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I was too afraid to talk to girls. Too
ashamed.
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Too afraid that I couldn't get it up.
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Too afraid to be rejected. You get the
picture, right, bitch?
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So, back I go to the doctors. Another
doctor. He tells me, you're depressed.
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Take some Lustrol. So, I, uh... Well, I
took the Lustrol for about a month. It
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was great for depression. Great.
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Terrible for erection.
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And so, after that, I sort of stopped
trusting doctors altogether.
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And that's when I came to see Dr. Bitch!
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Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
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Uh...
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A .K .A.
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Alexandra Faye.
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On a scale of 1 to 10. 1 to 10.
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How nervous are you right now?
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The 10 being the most nervous.
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10. Definitely 10.
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The sex wasn't great, but I can
understand that. I was still pretty
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Oh, you never talked to him again,
right?
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No,
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we actually slept together several more
times.
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Yes.
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And, you know, it was fine. I mean, it
improved every time. He did ask Laura to
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prom instead of me.
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But he was honest enough to tell me in
time and to set me up with his friend,
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Dwayne McKinley.
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So I began teaching Dwayne McKinley.
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And when it was his turn to dump me, I
did care a little bit.
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But, you know, I mean, I was a bit
afraid of being seen as an easy lay.
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But then I understood it was fine by me.
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And your dad?
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Was it fine by him?
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He was angry.
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I'm not really sure what he knew.
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So you left for college, right? Yes. I
started studying feminism.
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And I stumbled across, well, you.
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And, well, you never considered how this
would affect your private life, right?
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Tell me something, Jane.
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Do you come?
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Excuse me?
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When?
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When you're riding a bike.
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It's true.
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I have never experienced an orgasm
during sex.
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That's what I thought.
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Does that mean I can't be a surrogate?
Yeah.
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Of course not. I'm just kidding you.
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