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Come on, Chappie, where are you?
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Who's Chappie? You know, he's the
groundskeeper over at the college.
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He's got a bat autographed by Willie
Mays, and he's selling it. And tonight,
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yours truly is going to sucker him out
of it.
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Come on, Chappie, the spider wants his
fly.
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Idiots! Doesn't anybody know how to
drive anymore?
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When I honk, it means to move out of the
way. And this humidity, I just love
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sweating 28 hours a day.
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Fix the rug.
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She's a tad cranky, you know.
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Yeah. All right, all right, it's
Chappie.
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Our sucker always rings twice.
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Hey, Chappie, come on in there, buddy.
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Chappie, this is Mona and Angela.
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I barely made it.
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Oh, some sweaty little brown -haired
girl was honking at me like...
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And so I just up and give her the old...
Oh, it's okay.
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A little fill in the blanks there, chap.
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There she is, Tony, my beloved Willie
Mays.
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I figure it ought to be worth about
$200.
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Oh, chappy, chappy. I think you're
living in your own private little Idaho
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there, pal.
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I think you're going to have to come
down to at least $100 to get a response.
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I don't know, Tony. You got me over a
barrel. I need the money.
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The government is thinking of cutting
back on my Medicare.
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That's terrible.
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I know.
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I got to start saving money. If
something happens, I'll be wiped out.
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Out on the street, cold and alone.
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Go in for the kill. Go in for the kill.
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So you're saying...
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100, huh?
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No, I said 200.
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And I'll pitch in 100.
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And another 100.
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From her.
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Oh, you're just feeling sorry for me.
Well, uh, well, yes, yes. And for you
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for all senior citizens. I mean, every
time you turn around, Washington is
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sticking it to the little guy.
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What am I going to do? Fight the U .S.
government?
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I can't even work my toaster oven.
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You've got to stand up for yourself
here, chappy. I mean, senior citizens
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be taken care of. They should be revered
and respected and held up on a
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pedestal.
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Sorry,
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I had onion rings.
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Nevertheless, I'm getting fed up. I
mean, if they're not cutting care for
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elderly, they're cutting education.
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It's got to stop.
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It's got to stop.
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And that's why I wanted to get together
with you. I mean, Silver Citizens is one
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of the most effective elderly rights
groups around today. And we're here to
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sure that we defeat that Medicare
cutback proposal no matter what it
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to help get the word out, I'm putting my
advertising agency at your disposal.
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Now, now, my talents are a bit more
domestic.
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I could arrange a bake sale to raise
money.
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I make a coconut cluster that'll put
hair on your ankles.
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I've got a better idea, Tony.
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We were given time next week to speak to
a Senate committee, and we need an
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eloquent spokesman. I think you'd be
perfect.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, a young man like you
representing us would really shake
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But, I mean, I have to think about this,
you know. Stop thinking and do it.
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Well, wait a minute. I'm just going to
up and leave you with all my
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responsibilities? Well, you won't. We'll
take the whole family. We'll go to
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Washington for a couple days, see the
sights.
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I mean, this doesn't sound crazy to you?
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What? That they chose one of the most
sincere, well -spoken men I know to be
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their spokesperson?
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No.
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Hey, hey, hey, Washington, here I come,
huh?
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Supreme or two.
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Found a trail and at the end was you.
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There's a path you take and a path not
taken. The choice is up to you, my
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friend. It ain't so long but you might
awaken to a brand new
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Isn't this great, huh? Nothing beats the
train.
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A plane does.
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Quirt's right. There isn't even a movie
on this tin can.
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Wait a minute. Who needs a movie when
you got all this great scenery?
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Come on. It's dark and rainy. We can't
see anything anyway.
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All right. Well, who needs scenery, huh?
This train ride is a great chance for
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us to be one big happy family.
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I'm bored.
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Stop whining. I'm warning you two. He
started it. He knew it.
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Come bug off.
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That's the spirit.
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Hey,
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Sam. How you doing, honey?
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Terrific. Watching the countryside go by
has really helped my mood. Oh, good.
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What are you writing?
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A poem I wrote. It's called The Land
That Heals.
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Oh, can I hear it?
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Sure.
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Let me flow along this river. Let me
glide along the dusk. Let me stick a
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drill into my ex -boyfriend's head and
drill until his brains leak out.
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Thanks, Sam. That's fine.
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Thanks.
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Sam doing any better? Oh, yeah, she's a
different person.
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You don't want to go near her after
dark.
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How's the speech coming? Oh, I think
it's coming pretty good, you know? I
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it cost me a whole night's sleep, but
after seven drafts, I think I got it.
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Well, you know, if you need a sounding
board.
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Really? I'd love you to hear it.
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Yeah? Yeah, sure. Oh,
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man, I'm a little...
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Okay, I'm a little tired.
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Okay, now, you be honest, okay? Ladies
and gentlemen, America's senior citizens
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are a shining light on a dark horizon.
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Oi?
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What do you mean, oi? What do you mean,
it's no good?
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Oh, no, it's just a little...
sickeningly gloppy.
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Gee, Angela, don't hold back.
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You know, I was just trying to be
honest.
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Well, honesty's good. Honesty's good.
Look, let me skip down a little bit
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Try this. Try this. By 1998, senior
citizens will make up more than 13 % of
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entire... Oi.
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Oi, what's the matter? None of that was
sick anymore, gloppy.
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Worse, sort of, Tony. You know, it's
dull.
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It's statistics.
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You see, you might as well shoot them
with tranquilizer darts.
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All right, look. Forget honesty.
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Try lying.
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It's a brilliant speech.
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You think so?
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Well, I do.
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Sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. That's
all right. What?
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We can't be there already.
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Hey, Washington looks so rural.
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I mean, all I see is cows and farms and
a sign that says, Welcome to Delaware.
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Everyone, please.
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We have a little problem. Yeah, yeah.
We're in Delaware.
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There's a mudslide on the tracks up
ahead.
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Wait a minute. Look, I got an
appointment at 10 in the morning. Now,
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me. How long are we going to be stuck
here? Probably all night.
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We should have taken the plane.
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Tony!
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Chappy and friend.
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Excuse me, Florence. My bunkie and I
have got to have a talk.
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Hurry back.
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Oh, I will.
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You missed the signal. What signal?
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The hanger on the door.
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That means if this room's a -rockin',
don't come a -knockin'.
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Chappy, this is my room,
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too. I need my rest. I didn't sleep at
all last night, and I got a big day
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tomorrow.
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Well, with any luck, I'm gonna have a
big night tonight.
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All right, I'll tell her to leave. if
that's what you want.
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Hi,
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what's up?
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Chappie's libido.
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It's entertaining.
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Oh.
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Hey, Mona's not here?
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No, it's karaoke night in the club car.
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Oh, well, good. She'll probably be gone
all night, then. You think I could use
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her bunk?
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Oh. Of course. Oh, thank you. Great,
great.
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I really need to sleep. Yeah, right.
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I really do.
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Oh, come on. Please, please, just work.
Just work. I'm so tired.
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You know, this must be what hell is
like.
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Warmer, perhaps, and noisy with the
anguished cry of the undead.
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But otherwise, just the same.
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Tony, I'll get the conductor. Maybe he
can fix it. No, don't get him. He hates
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me already.
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Look, do you mind? I think I'll just
sleep here right on the floor, okay?
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Oh. Okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Excuse me. This will be fine.
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Yeah? Yeah, sure.
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This will be great.
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Comfortable. Oh, yeah, snug as a bug.
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Tony, get up. Oh, I think I just inhaled
a dust ball.
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Look, this is an emergency situation.
There's only one logical option.
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We mount cows and gallop into
Washington.
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We share this bed.
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Tony, Tony, Tony, stop.
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Stop it. There is nothing to be uptight
about.
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We're best friends.
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And I see my best friend exhausted and
needing rest for a very important date
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tomorrow.
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Yeah, but, Angela, I don't know. I mean,
you're you, and I'm me. Tony, Miss
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Kelly, get in this bed.
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Just pretend
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like we're alone.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'll pretend like I'm...
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I'm sleeping alone, huh?
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Tony.
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Yeah. Tony.
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Yeah. You're not alone. Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I like to sleep on my side.
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Okay.
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Okay. Okay. How's that? Is that better?
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Yeah, that's much better.
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Okay, good night. Good night, Angel.
Good night, Tony.
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You know, that, uh... That perfume
you're wearing is, uh...
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Is wow.
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I'm not wearing perfume.
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Yeah, yeah, good night, Angela.
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Oh, I mean, who are we kidding, Angela?
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I mean, it's one thing to be mature and
adult.
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I mean, you know, but it's another thing
to be in the same bed.
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A little bed, I might add.
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My heart's pounding. Our mind's racing.
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I mean, I'm going crazy and I know you
are too.
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Angela.
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Angela.
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Why didn't you put a hanger on the door?
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This is not what it looks like.
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Angela, Angela.
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Oh, Tony.
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Or sounds like.
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Whoa!
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that this is not what it looks like?
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Listen, Chappy needed his space and I
needed a place to bunk.
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So why didn't you use the upper bunk? It
was stuck. It wouldn't open.
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I must have loosened it last night.
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I think you loosened a couple of things
last night.
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Nothing happened. Okay, nothing.
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We know, we know.
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Nothing's happened all these years. Why
should it change now?
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Oh, well, it could have.
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Oh, yeah. Not even the romance of a
train could get you two together.
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Oh, yeah, Mona?
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Oh, yeah, let me tell you something,
Mona. Oh, I can tell you plenty. You
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me and Angela could tell you plenty
about last night.
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I saw fireworks myself.
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Tony,
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you sound like you're a little bit on
edge. Didn't you get much sleep last
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night? Other than blinking, my eyes
never closed.
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Oh, you lost another night's sleep, you
poor thing.
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What's with the grin?
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Nothing.
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It's just very flattering that as tired
as you were, you couldn't sleep lying
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next to me.
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Unlike some people.
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That's true, but, um...
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I slept more warm and sound lying next
to you last night than I have in months.
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And in a way, that's as special as
anything else that could have happened.
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Yeah?
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Hey, we're moving!
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We're moving!
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Hey, you know, if we go right to the
Senate, we'll make it in plenty of time.
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Tony, I think you ought to get some
sleep. You need it.
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Desperately. No, no, no. Me, me. No, I'm
fine. I'm fine. A hundred percent. A
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hundred percent. Besides, we'll be
landing in 40 minutes.
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Tony, Tony, we're on a train. Oh, good,
good, good. I thought we were cruising a
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bit low.
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You know, a metal
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detector is so impersonal.
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Maybe you should pat me down.
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How are you feeling, Tony?
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Like a million bucks, Jonathan.
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But you're so dead tired.
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Yeah, well, you know, a shower and a
gallon of coffee. I feel like a new man.
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Our next speaker on the issue of
Medicare cutbacks is Mr.
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Anthony Maselli. That's me.
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Good morning.
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I'm Tony Maselli.
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Good morning.
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We understand...
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You represent Silver Citizens, is that
correct?
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Good morning, I'm Tony Maselli.
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You already said that.
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Mr. Maselli, you have a statement to
make. Yes, yes, you bet I do, you bet I
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But first, I'd like to introduce myself.
I'm Tony Maselli.
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And since I'm here to discuss the rights
of the elderly, I thought it would be a
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good idea to bring along this old goat.
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is chappy.
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He's a decent man, a caring man.
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You know, from this angle, his nose
looks like a big, funny rock.
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For God's sake, get the net ready.
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Tony, I'm sorry.
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Read your speech.
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Oh, my speech? You said my speech was
dull.
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You said, oy, oy, you said, oy.
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Oy, oy, they're like verbal daggers.
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Tony, you're not all right. You're
delirious. Oh, if I was delirious, could
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this, Angel?
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You do not tap dance in the U .S.
Senate. Well, maybe that's what's wrong
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America, Angela. Too much high -tech
weaponry and not enough tap dancing.
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Tony, Tony, Tony.
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Read your speech.
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Okay. Yes, yes.
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You know what?
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I want to stand for this.
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My legs need stretching and Chappie had
onion rings again.
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I'm here to address the proposed...
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Medicare cutbacks to older Americans.
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Oh, that's pretty neat.
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How fast can you do that? Can you do it
this fast?
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Mr. Maselli.
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Whoa.
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Coolamundo.
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I'm on camera.
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Will you please get out of your
statement, sir?
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Oh, yes, yes, my statement.
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Here's my statement.
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I want you to help old people, so help
them.
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This is Wolf Blitzer on Capitol Hill.
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Now back to Here Come the Brides,
already in progress.
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Dad, you are so tired. Let's just get
you back to normal. Oh, my poor
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my little baby Samantha.
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This angel was hurt by love.
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Go ahead, Sam.
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Go ahead, read your poem to them. Go
ahead. Oh, no, Dad, I don't think so.
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no, come on, Sam.
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Drill into his head until his brains
leak out. And they gave her a C in third
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grade English.
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Tony, think about what you're doing.
You're not helping Chappie, and you're
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helping your cause.
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You're done for the day, Mr. Mastelli.
I'm calling a lunch break. Oh, you're
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calling a lunch break, huh? Well, isn't
that just like you politicians?
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Pardon me?
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Dining on roast duck and caviar and
sucking down wine spritzes while
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senior citizens go on being neglected.
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Shame. Shame on all of us for what we
do.
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Forgotten by family.
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Forgotten by friends. And worst of all,
forgotten by the government of their own
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country. A country that they worked
their whole lives for. Fought in wars
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Shame. Shame on all of us. Shame.
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We are facing a deficit, Mr. Maselli. We
have to make cuts. Oh, you have to make
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cuts, huh? Well, would you like to see
just who your cuts are hurting?
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They're hurting decent men like Chappie.
Hey, Chappie, stand up. Let them get a
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good look at you. Why? So they can see
my funny rock -like nose?
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No matter. I'm fighting for you. I'm
fighting for all older Americans. And I
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to them, do not go gentle into that good
night.
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Rage, rage against the dying light.
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Did I just make that up?
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No, it's a poem by Dylan Thomas. Oh,
right.
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Mr. Rastelli, I think we've heard quite
enough. No, you haven't. There's one
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more thing I have to say.
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Angela and I did not sleep together last
night.
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There, there, your reputation's safe.
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It's in the congressional record.
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Was that really your natural scent?
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That's all, folks.
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Oi.
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I'm Christine Morrison, and I'm from
Senator Weber's office.
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And I hope we can persuade you to work
with him.
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Tony, I like you.
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And I think we work great together.
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And I'm not just talking professionally.
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I know you're after him.
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You're not going to get him.
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Tony and I are good together. And
nobody, especially you, is going to get
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way.
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