All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s05e16_party_double

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.

An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.

Not so long but you're not awake.

A brand new life, a brand new life, a
brand new life around the bend.

Mother, I think you're taking this much
too personally.

How can I give you a raise?

You don't take dictation. You hate to
file. You question everything I say.

Oh, do I, Angela?

Do I really?

There, there, you did it again. You have
no respect for me.

You know, if you want a raise, you're
going to have to start to learn that I'm

the boss and you're the secretary.

Well. We are home now, and I'm the
mother, and you're the daughter, so bug

And you have had a piece of tuna fish
stuck between your teeth since lunch.

And everybody knew it.

Oh, please.

I'm the boss, and you're the secretary.
I'm the boss, and you're the secretary.

What happened? What?

Do you know what this is?

No, but, you know, you've got a piece of
tuna fish stuck in your...

I and a guest have been invited to the
premier gala event of the season. It's

the annual dinner dance of the New York
Committee for the Arts.

That is a hot ticket.

It's going to be swarming with rich,
famous, exciting people.

I should be there.

I'm sorry, Mother. I should be escorted
by a man.

Oh, I don't know, Angela. You know, I've
never been into those celebrity, she

-she, quack -quack, foo -foo things.

I live for foo -foo.

Ah, go ahead, Angela.

Take your mother.

She deserves it. I do, I do, I do.

Well, you would have a good time. The
guest of honor is Frank Sinatra.

Take me.

Take me. She doesn't deserve a damn
thing.

Hey! Hey what hey?

Hey, look, I gotta meet Sinatra. I'm his
biggest fan. Oh, you hold it, Buster.

I'm a much bigger fan of Sinatra than
you are. Are you kidding? Oh, yeah? Oh,

yeah? Where was he born?

Hoboken, what is his middle name? Oh,
Albert, Albert. All right, who did he

out for his Oscar -winning role of
Maggio in From Here to Eternity?

Eli Wallach. What Sammy Conn song did he
sing in his movie, A Hole in the Head?

Please, don't insult me.

Just what makes that little old ant
think he'll move that rubber tree plant?

Everyone knows an ant can't move a
rubber tree plant. But he had...

You have to see Frank. We met when I
threw him my bra at Carnegie Hall in 69.

He knows me.

Oh, yeah, right. He knows you. Who do
you think the stranger was in Strangers

the Night?

Doobie doobie doo.

Okay,

okay.

I have made my decision.

Just remember who gave you the gift of
life.

Just remember, just remember who got
that stain out of your favorite silk

blouse.

Mother.

I think I should be escorted by a man.

All right.

Fairy tales can come true.

It could have happened to you.

But you're young now.

Delivery from Ms. Bauer. Oh, I'll take
that.

Red is not her color.

Beat it.

He wants to toss out the entire
campaign. I've got to go to Boston and

him. Call the hotel, the car rental, and
the airline.

Wait. That means you won't be back for
the party tonight. I know, I know. Oh.

Oh, my dress.

Oh, I look so great in red.

Tell Tony I'm sorry. Tell Colin. Look,
I'll go in your place. Oh, no, you

The ticket is non -transferable. That
means you can't use it.

Make those calls.

Hello, Bergdorf.

You know that dress you just delivered
for Angela Bauer?

Could you shorten it and let it out?

A lot.

Okay, since Mona's paying, you get to
pick the restaurant and the movie.

On two conditions.

One, you don't sit next to me in the
restaurant. Two, you don't sit next to

in the movie.

Sam, am I paranoid or do you not like
me?

Oh, Jonathan, you're not paranoid.

Do,

do, do, do, do.

Not again.

Do, do, do, do, do, do.

Start spreading the news.

I'm leaving today.

I want to be a part of it. New York, New
York.

Why do you have to keep singing those
old songs?

Cause it's... Witchcraft.

That cuckoo witchcraft. That's it.

We're out of here. Later, Frankie.

Make it one for my baby.

And two more for the road.

Ciao, baby.

Those fingers in my hair.

That bob.

Oh.

Ring -a -ding -ding.

And ding yourself.

It just doesn't seem fair. I mean,
Angela's stuck in Boston on business

look this fabulous.

Oh, don't worry about Angela. The last
thing she said to me was, take the

ticket, go, have a good... God, I do
look fabulous!

All right, I'll tell you what we'll do.
Let's call her and thank her for

tonight. No!

Uh, we don't want to remind her of the
fun she's missing. It would be cruel.

You're right. You're right. Hey, let's
get going. I don't want to keep Frank

waiting. Oh, me either. And dinner's at
eight.

She gets too hungry for dinner at eight.

She loves the theater and never comes
late.

Oh, she'll never bother with people she
hates.

That's why that lady is a tramp.

Hey.

Who are you calling a lady?

Wow.

Look at all the security.

Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, you need
that at this kind of bash.

You can't do this to me. You know who I
am? It doesn't matter. Read the ticket,

pal. It's non -transferable.

Mona.

Mona, let me see that ticket.

No, it'll just upset you. Give me that.

Mona, this ticket is non -transferable.

Angela didn't give it to you, did she?

Mona, God is going to get us for this.

God's not here.

Want to bet?

Angela Bauer and gift.

Bauer.

Bauer. Go right ahead.

Would you come on? Wait a minute. Why do
I have to go first?

In case we get caught. Just kidding.
It's a party.

Lighten up.

Right ahead, sir.

Thank you. I feel so safe.

Thank you.

No, thank you.

Oh, oh, oh, I have arrived.

Mona, Mona, Mona, what you did outside,
it was wrong.

It was deceitful. It was immoral.

Well, who cares? I want to meet Frank.

Excuse me, but did I hear correctly? And
are you Angela Bauer?

Who wants to know?

Well, I'm Donald Crenshaw. Crenshaw and
Simmons Advertising out of Chicago.

Oh, of course.

Chicago.

Oh, I've been a long time admirer of
yours.

Just call me Ang.

Excuse me, Ang.

Look, there's Frank. Where? Where?

Where were you?

Hello?

I'm Homer.

entertainment news, here's Percy McNeil
reporting live from the Terrace Room,

where the New York Committee for the
Arts is holding its gala party.

Oh.

Deborah, New York's glitterati are
anxiously awaiting the arrival of the

of honor, Frank Sinatra. Wait a minute.
Did you say Frank Sinatra? He arrived?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Hey, anybody seen Sinatra yet? Yeah, I
think he's over there.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

prize either, pal.

I'll give you a prize.

Angela, there's a question I've got to
ask.

The answer is yes.

No, on the Hampton campaign, why did you
decide to emphasize magazine ads?

Well, I guess I just knew my target
audience.

Which was who?

Magazine readers?

Angela, that's cute, but really, I'm
interested in the demographic.

And who could blame you?

May I?

Of course, but I'm not done with you
yet.

Oh, lucky me.

What is it with this guy? He thinks I'm
into advertising.

Well, I wonder why, Ang.

Come on, Tony.

Have you had any luck with Frank?

I'm starting to think this isn't going
to happen.

You know, it reminds me of when I was
six years old and I waited all day long

a line to get into the Bozo the Clown
show.

And then just as I was at the front
door, Bozo himself slammed the door in

face.

The wound has never healed.

Angela! Oh, hide me.

Angela, I'd like you to meet Joseph and
Beverly Fisken. Joseph here is chairman

of the business department at NYU.

And Beverly is editor of marketing
today.

How do you do? How are you? I've heard
so much about you.

I'd like to introduce my friend. I mean
client.

But then all my clients are friends.

Tony Maselli. Hello.

What business are you in?

President of Air Sicily.

Buongiorno. Well, you're awfully young
to be president of an airline, aren't

you?

No speak the English.

Did I

mention he's deaf, too?

Hey, I hear Frank just pulled up.

Hello, I'm Angela Bauer.

You're already here.

No, you see, I was called out of town
suddenly. My mother took my tickets

without my permission, and you let her
in. Obviously, you were lax.

You're right.

Security? Yeah. Wait, wait, I am the
real Angela Bauer. Oh, this is all my

mother's fault?

Lady, save it for your therapist, will
you?

Lucille, wait.

Stan. If I catch you flirting with one
more tramp, I'm leaving.

It'll never happen again. I promise.

That does it.

Hi, Stan.

Let's go to that party.

Okay.

So, Angela, what are your plans for the
Air Sicily campaign?

Oh, you know, a little of this, a little
of that.

Fabulous stuff, really.

Great slogan.

Oh, we'd love to hear it, Angela.

Yes, you would.

Air Sicily.

How bad could it be?

Oh, mother, you little minx, you.

Oh, boy.

Oh, yes.

This is my daughter, Mona Robinson.

How do you do? How do you do?

Your mother was about to tell us her
real slogan for Air Sicily. Oh, really?

Really? I can hardly wait.

Okay.

Air Sicily, don't leave Rome without it.

That's great.

That's really terrific.

Thank you.

Thanks. I need to speak to my mother
alone. Would you

excuse us a moment, please? Certainly.

I have never been so angry with you in
my entire life. That's a very good

slogan.

I can't believe you lied. You used my
name. You let out my dress.

A lot.

Did you... Just make that up off the top
of your head. Oh, stop. Stop trying to

change the subject.

You're good.

Well, it's about time you realized that.

I did.

Tonight. And I'm supposed to believe
that?

Yeah.

It's a lot easier to fit into your dress
than your shoes.

Thank you.

You're wearing my shoes, too?

They go with your bag.

If you ever...

ever pull a stunt like this again,
you're fired.

Got it.

Boss.

I know. Excuse me.

How did you get in here?

I'm with Stan.

Stan who?

I don't know.

Stan? Stan!

All right, let's go. No, hey, wait a
minute. Hold it, Bob.

I'm the one you should throw out.

This is the real Angela Bauer.

Come on.

He's here!

He's here!

She's here!

What are you doing here?

Uh, Tony, tell the nice gentleman who we
really are.

Uh, yeah, well, she's, um, she's Angela,
and, uh, and she's, uh, I forget your

name? Angela.

Right, yes, of course, she's Angela,
too. They're both Angela.

Hi, girls.

All right. That's it. You're all out of
here. But wait a minute. I never got a

chance to see Frank Sinatra.

You never will, bozo. Oh, please. Don't
say bozo.

That's him.

He's right there. Did you see him? Come
on. Come on. See him? I didn't see him.

It's a lost cause. Now, let's just get
out of here. Here.

Will you take this ticket? Go to the
valet. Get the car. It's all right. And

we'll go get the coat.

But I want to see Frank Sinatra. I know.

Frank Sinatra.

Here. Here, please. Close. Hold on.

Regrets.

I've had a few.

Hey,

excuse me. Would you hand me a napkin,
please? Hey, what's the matter? Your arm

broke?

Oh, my God, it's you here. Have the
whole stack.

Thank you very much.

One idiot dropped a drink all over my
coat. Oh, wait a minute, Mr. Sinatra.

Wait, don't do that. No, no. The trick
is to use a little club soda and give

a pat. You don't roll, do you?

It's my trick. Oh,

Mr. Sinatra.

Mr. Sinatra, I...

I've seen all your movies.

I've seen every TV show. You know, Our
Town, 1955.

I know every song you ever recorded. By

heart, by heart.

Intonations, everything.

But there's always been one question
I've been dying to ask you. What?

How does it feel to be worshipped and
adored by millions and millions of

Nice.

I knew it.

Do you see what I see?

I don't believe it.

Oh, girls.

Frank, this is Angela and Mona.

Oh, it's an honor, Mr. Sinatra.

How do you do?

Ring -a -ding -ding.

Mr.

Sinatra.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

I remember you.

Carnegie Hall, 1969.

I threw you an undergarment.

It was a very large undergarment.

I think so, yes.

Listen, shall we go?

Sure. Come on, ladies. Let's go.

All right.

Thank you.

I did it my way.

Oh, this has to be the most memorable
night

of my life.

I gotta admit, seeing old blue eyes left
me bewitched, bothered, and bewildered.

Well, forget the two of you, because I
went from hey kid to pal in one night.

took Dean Martin ten years to do that.

How'd it go?

Yeah, did you get to see Frank?

Did I get to see Frank? Let me tell you,
I took the stain out of his lapel, we

had a couple of drinks together, we had
dinner, and then I sang a duet with him.

I sang with Frank Sinatra.

in like crap games with shoppies or
frauds

won't go to column and lincoln's or ford

won't dish the dirt with the rest of the

frauds that's why that lady is a tramp