All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s05e01_sams_car

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the

Open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life of time for being.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not
taken.

Choice is up to you, my friend.

Not so long, but you might have waited
to a brand new life.

Brand new life. Brand new life for
ground.

Oh,

Angela, you're cooking?

Yuck.

Hey, no angel food cake for you.

Oh, is that what it is?

Uh -huh.

Looks like an albino meatloaf.

Sam's getting her driver's license, so I
made her a cake.

They're back and Sam's driving.

This is going to be great. Oh, honey,
it's so nice to see you glad for Sam.

Are you kidding? She's my ticket out of
this bird.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to
you, Samantha, baby, you can drive my

car, Miss Jenny.

Ta -da! Today I am a driver.

Hey,

Sam, do you think it's a job? Forget it,
squirt.

You got your license, but it didn't make
you a better person.

All right, Sam.

All right, come on, Sam. Sam, you should
have seen Sam. You should have seen

her. She had the biggest smile I've ever
seen at the DMV.

In fact, she had the only smile at the
end of the DMV.

I don't know. The guy that gave me my
test left with a smile.

Come on. Come on, Sam. Tell him how you
did. Come on. Tell him. Okay. Are you

ready for this?

I got... A hundred.

A hundred. She got a hundred.

Not one answer wrong. Not one. Now, go
ahead. Tell him what your driving

examiner said.

He said... He said... He said...

He said he wished Sam could give his
wife driving lessons and say she's been

driving for 30 years. All right.

Tell him what else he said. Go ahead.
Go.

He said I was the best new driver he's
seen all year.

The best.

The best. None better.

I guess it's like they say, like father,
like Sam.

Don't you think it's time for the
presentation of you know what to you

Oh, right you are, Angela, right you
are. Okay, put out your hand and close

eyes and you will get a big surprise.

Not you, Mona.

It was worth a shot.

Sam!

I thought, I dreamed, I daydreamed, I
drew pictures.

Oh, Dad, you're the greatest. I promise
to get straight A's for the rest of my

life. Oh, no!

Wow, I never expected to get my own car.

Oh, gee,

sweetheart, I never expected you to
expect that either.

That's why I expect I got you your own
keys to the van.

Oh, well, this is good, too. This is
good, too. I mean, really, how lucky

I get? Got my license, my own set of
keys to the van, and now we could forget

about the straight A's.

Life just keeps getting better and
better, huh?

All right.

Asparagus. A.

Brussels sprouts.

B. Zucchini.

Z.

Alphabet soup. Uh -oh.

This can go anywhere.

What was that?

It's Bonnie. Oh, and she's driving a
brand new car.

It sounds like she's breaking it in
pretty good, too.

Bonnie, my tray.

I'm really sorry, Mr. Maselli. You know,
they make rubber ones that pop right

back out.

Uh -oh, Bonnie.

Looks like you got a dent, huh?

Well, at least you got your first dent
out of the way, huh? Yeah.

And your second.

And your third.

And is that squirrel fur?

So, Sam, you really like my car?

Oh, this is truly excellent.

I know. My dad got it for me. I woke up
this morning, and there it was in the

driveway with a big red ribbon on it. Is
he the best or what?

Well, my dad's the best, too. My dad
gave me my own set of keys to the van.

right! Now we both have wheels.

Oh, gee, Bonnie, that was real nice of
you to follow.

Buy you a brand new car? Wow. Yeah,
well, he was so happy that I passed my

He was about to give a pulp after I
flunked him a fifth time.

It took you six times to pass the
driver's test?

Anyone could get really nervous taking
that test, Dad. But six times?

What do you say we go for a drive? No!

No? Well, you have things to do.

Things? Yeah, you know, stuff.

What stuff?

Stuff.

I've got to get home anyway.

Okay, well, maybe we'll go for a drive
tonight.

Oh, I don't think so.

Dad! Well, we'll discuss this later.

Okay, I'll call you later then, if I'm
still allowed to use the phone.

Okay. All right.

Bye, Bonnie.

Drive safe.

Samantha, no way can I let you ride with
Bonnie behind the wheel. Why not?

Well, first of all... I rest my case.

Dad, you are being so unfaithful. I just
saw Bonnie pulling out a brand new

convertible. Why is she dragging our
trash can down the street?

I figured it out.

I've had my license for three days now,
and I've driven a total of two minutes.

At this rate, I will have driven 17
hours by the end of my life.

Well, do as I do.

Thumb.

Samantha Maselli, come on out.

Have I got a surprise for you.

What, a monthly bus pass?

Come on, you're going to love this. Come
on.

Come on.

just like Bonnie's dad did, but I didn't
have enough time.

Or enough ribbon.

What do you think, Sam?

Whoa, this is like one of those cars in
Mad Max. Yeah.

Pretty neat, huh?

Dad, this is great, but I don't get it.
Well, I figured with my busy schedule,

you'd never get a chance to drive the
van. So if you have to be 16, which I'm

not crazy about, and you have to drive,
which I'm really not crazy about, I will

feel much better knowing you're driving
this fine American classic.

See, when I was growing up, all the
coolest guys had cars just like this. I

remember I went to a drive -in in one of
these. Yeah, I remember, too, with six

girls.

That's what I told you, Mother. But
Johnny Hampstead didn't stop smiling for

days.

Angela!

Do you mind? This is not your moment.

All right, Sam, look. I know it's not
small and sporty, but it's perfect for

for two reasons.

Safe and tea.

That's right.

Safety.

And then, take this. Get a load of some
of these special features.

This here is two tons of the finest
steel that Detroit ever turned out.

Complimented by...

A heavy -duty, functional, yet
decorative rear impact resistor.

Yes, Tony, and it's the same vibrant
color as all the new school buses.

That's right, Angela. In my independent
survey of safe colors, this one comes

out on top.

Then I edit a third, a fourth, and a
fifth rear brake light so that people

know when you are stopping.

Or docking.

Get a load of this.

Whoa, look at the size of this trunk.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hey, you could put Bonnie and her car in
here.

Huh?

Come on, get in and get a feeling for
your car.

Come on.

Okay, that's no problem. That's no
problem. I'll just crank up the seat.

before I do, I have one more surprise
for you.

I do? Thank you.

Your very own personalized license
plate.

Sam's car?

Right, right. This way, from now on,
wherever you go, whatever you do,

will know this is your car.

me of something wait wait i got it a
banana boat give me a break i mean a

banana boat is not that big very funny
any more jokes yeah yeah i got one

what's yellow has five tires and its own
zip code sam's car

okay all right all right let

me tell you guys something

is two tons of the finest steel Detroit
ever made, complemented with heavy -duty

yet functional rear impact resistors,
and it's got two very important

safe and T.

That's right, people, safety.

In its day, this was some car.

It still is.

Major honk approaching.

Oh, I'm dying.

It's Brad Ellis.

I'm dead.

Hi, Sam.

Hi, Brad.

Don't listen to those guys out there,
okay?

Let me help you get out of here.

Oh, that would be great, Brad. Thanks.

Control tower to Sam's.

by the car you drive.

Oh, shut up, Pawnee.

Hi,

Sam.

How you doing?

Fine.

Funny thing happened today. I was
driving down 3rd Street and I saw a car

there that looked exactly like yours.

Really?

I'm sure there's hundreds of those.

With license plates that say Sam's car?

All right.

I park it there because I don't want
anyone to see it. All the kids make fun

me. My social life is ruined, and I
can't tell Doug because it would break

heart, and I'm dying here, Angela.

When the kids make fun of you, does your
face turn red and your palms get sweaty

and you want to dig a hole and crawl
into it?

Yeah, exactly.

How did you know?

I have been there many, many times.

Bet they never called your car a banana
boat.

No. No.

They called me a banana boat.

That's terrible, Angela. I'm sorry.

What'd you do?

I stopped wearing the yellow Toreador
pants.

That's a start.

The point is, somehow you just get
through these things.

I feel like I can't face those kids
tomorrow.

Well, then, the best thing to do is to
be honest with your father and tell him

exactly how you feel.

What's the next best thing?

Attention! Attention!

Another new accessory for Sam's car.

Dad, can we talk?

Sure, right after I install your five
-inch woofers and your two -inch

You know, Dad, I really... don't deserve
this i don't deserve any of this

especially the car well you do like the
car though don't you

what's not to like it's just that it's
so expensive to maintain

i mean just the insurance alone it's
like is this a selfless kid or what i'm

gonna get bigger speakers

How long do you have to keep parking
your car in Siberia?

My feet hurt.

Well, we could be driving your car if
you hadn't smashed it up. You know,

-through doesn't really mean drive
-through.

Wait a minute.

Where's my car?

I think we passed it.

No, I could have sworn we parked it
here.

Maybe this isn't 3rd Street.

Sure it is.

I parked it right in front of the fence.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it's gone.

It's like it disappeared into the
Bermuda rectangle.

It's been stolen.

Oh, this is terrible.

This is awful. This is... too good to be
true.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me get
this straight.

I have a $250 deductible, and you say
the car's only worth $200, so if it's

found, I owe you 50 bucks?

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? Well, you just try to collect.

The last time I buy insurance from the
home shopping show.

You know, I bet they never find the car.

And if they do, it's going to be trashed
beyond repair.

and I really love that car.

Laying it on a little thick, aren't we?

I'm looking for a Tony Maselli.

Well, uh, that's me.

I'm Officer Arden.

Yeah, do you own a 68 old license plate
Sam's car that was reported stolen?

You found it? You found it? Yes, and...
Oh, is it that great? Did you hear that?

Yeah.

It's smile time again.

Well, I do have some bad news.

It was vandalized a little bit, man. Oh,
no.

Yeah, and whoever took it, man, they
really messed it up.

They put an old tie in the rear bumper.

And a bunch of ugly red reflector strips
on the side.

Boy, I'm telling you, some people are
really sick, you know.

Yeah, here's where you can pick it up,
man.

And by the way, man, you really
shouldn't park it on 3rd Street. A lot

get stolen there.

Wait a minute, what do you mean 3rd
Street? You mean the school parking lot,

right? Not according to the report.

But, wait a minute, Third Street is like
five blocks from this...

Oh, well, thanks.

Thanks a lot, officer. We appreciate
your time.

Oh, oh, oh, by the way, who owns the Jag
that's parked out front there? It's

mine. Why? I parked too far away from
the curb, didn't I?

Well... It's okay, really. I'm moving.
It's okay. I'm moving.

What was wrong?

Nothing. It's a nice car.

A jumpy chick, man.

Dad, let me explain. No, no, no, Sammy.

I know exactly what you're going to say.

You hate the car.

I don't hate the car.

You hate the car.

Okay, I hate the car.

How could you say that, Sammy?

Dad, it's just that it's so big.

and so yellow and so... big.

Everyone made fun of me.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

Well, Sam, I didn't get you this car to
hurt you either.

I mean, and if you don't want it, you
don't have to keep it.

Oh, right.

Thanks, Dad. You understand.

Great. So what kind of trade -in are we
talking? Two -door, convertible, five

-speed? What?

I will.

We're talking nothing.

Brand new, 1989, nothing.

Any color you want.

Excuse me?

Well, Sam, this car is affordable, it's
safe, and it's yours.

But, Dad, you see, the kids... No, Sam,
Sam, Sam, Sam. There's always going to

be some kids at school or some friends
of yours who don't like your shoes or

your shirt or your hairdo.

or your car.

So, I mean, you can either accept what
you have and be happy, or you can go

through the rest of your life trying to
please your friends.

It's your choice.

Peer pressure, transportation,
humiliation, the open road,

embarrassment,

taking 30 of my friends wherever they
want to go.

Can we take off the extra brake lights?

All of them?

Okay.

It's a deal.

Deal.

I got an idea.

How about after we pick up my car, we go
over to Burger Palace?

My treat.

Are you kidding? I wouldn't be caught
dead in that tank.

Now look, sweetheart, one of your spark
plugs may be found.

So in order to find out which one, you
have to take out all the spark plug

wires, remove all the spark plugs,
examine them, and find out which one is

offending plug.

Okay? Then you clean them, reinstall
them, put back the spark plug wires, and

your troubles are over.

Or you could stick a pencil in the
carburetor.