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There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.
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Open road and a road that's hidden.
Brand new life around the bend.
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There were times I lost a dream or two.
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And found a friend.
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And at the end was you.
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There's a path you take and a path not
taken.
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The choice is up to you, my friend.
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Not so long, but you might awaken to a
brand new life, a brand new life, a
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new life both round the game.
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28, 29, 30. How's this? How's this? It's
somebody's birthday. I wonder who.
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It's Angela Bowers.
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And she's looking almost as good as new,
eh?
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I can't wait to party to your surprise.
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Dad, will you forget it? You know how
Angela snoops around when her birthday's
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coming? She's going to find out,
especially with that immature little
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blabbermouth in this house.
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No way. Mona says she won't talk.
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Well, I guess I better go help Mona move
in.
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Move in where?
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Here. She's bunking with me while our
apartment's being painted.
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If that's okay with you.
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Well, what if it's not?
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Then she takes your room and you get the
couch. Go help your roomie.
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All right.
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Hello, Angela.
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Hello. Uh, what day is tomorrow?
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Um, Thursday.
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Oh, well, then the day after that would
be Friday.
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Friday the 20th.
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Oh, thanks for reminding me.
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About what?
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I got to clean out the garage on
Saturday.
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Saturday the 21st.
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Oh.
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Did I mention I went shopping today?
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Uh, no. Where'd you go?
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Oh, usual.
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Bloomingdale, Saks, Bonwit, Hallmark.
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Oh, gosh. I knew I forgot something.
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Bloomy's is having a great sale on sweat
socks.
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Anyway, the strangest image popped into
my head when I was on the way home.
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It was a forest.
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And the ground was chocolate fudge cake.
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And the animals were all wearing little
cone hats.
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And the trees had flaming tops.
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How many trees?
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Late 20 -ish.
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Relax, Sam. I am not going to tell about
Angela's party.
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You image her a little blabbermouth.
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Oh, you didn't forget.
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Yeah, it was Dad's idea. Oh, how did you
know I wanted a surprise party?
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You told me last year your birthday. Oh,
and you remembered.
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Angela, please, stop awing. And you,
weeks and weeks of planning all for
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Well, she doesn't know about the sweater
you bought her. Would you?
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Angela? Are you all right?
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Oh, Tony.
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I guess so.
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Oh, Tony.
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Good morning.
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How's my favorite guy?
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Tired. Did you have trouble falling
asleep?
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No, I had trouble staying asleep. You
can't...
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What? Calling for Tony?
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Oh, no, honey, you must have been
dreaming.
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No, I don't think so. It sounded like
Tony.
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Oh, I couldn't have.
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Oh, Tony.
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I get the picture.
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You know, I just remembered.
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I did call Tony's name last night. My
window was stuck. I couldn't get it
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Good morning, Angela. Come on, Pop
-Tart, we're going to miss the bus.
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Mom,
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why would you want your window open when
it was freezing outside?
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Because cold air is good for you. Zip
up.
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Bye -bye.
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Have a good day.
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Morning, Angela. What's your pleasure?
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Why, what do you mean?
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I mean, what do you want for breakfast?
Are you okay?
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Oh, just coffee and I'm fine.
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Actually, I didn't sleep very well last
night.
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Did you?
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Me?
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Slept like a log.
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Oh, so you didn't hear any strange
noises?
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No, no, I don't remember. But, you know,
once this head hits the bed, it's all
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over. You know what I mean? I'm talking
lights out. Z -City. Good night, Mrs.
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Calabash.
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Well, good.
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I guess I better get going.
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Have a nice day. You too.
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We grab all the food.
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We grab the food. We stuff our faces. We
talk about boys all night long. And
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then we tell your dad we went to sleep
at 10 o 'clock.
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Mona, you are such a bad influence.
We've got to do this more often.
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I heard that.
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Maybe it's a burglar.
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I hope not. I look a rat.
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We are here to pillage and plunder.
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What are you doing jumping up and down?
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Oh, was I jumping up and down? I guess
I'm just all revved up about my
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Angela, I think your turban's wound too
tight.
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Bye, Angela. It's time to go wink out.
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Good night, dear. Sweet dreams.
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I'll settle for quiet ones.
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Tony.
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I guess the window's stuck again.
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Tony.
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Tony.
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Listen to me.
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We're listening.
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All right. All right. Come on now. She's
probably just having a bad dream.
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Doesn't sound so bad to me.
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Okay, okay, okay. Come on, come on.
Let's go back to bed. Come on, let's go.
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Come on, the excitement's over. Break it
up. Come on.
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Tony, I love you.
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Pancakes for breakfast?
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Maybe we're jumping to conclusions here,
huh? How do we even know that Angela
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was talking about me?
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Angela knows a lot of other Tonys.
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Like who?
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Well, uh, Tony Bennett.
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Huh?
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Tony Randall. Huh? Tony the mechanic.
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It's Julio.
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Oh. All right, all right. So maybe it
was me, huh? All right, maybe it was me.
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But, you know, I mean, maybe Angela's
just carried away because I'm throwing
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a party. You know how your mother gets
about parties?
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Sentimental overload.
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Feeble dad.
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All right, all right, all right, all
right.
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What did Angela really say last night,
huh?
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She loves me. So what, huh?
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I love her, and just like I love you,
and I love you, and I love Mona. This is
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very loving household, understand?
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No. What you heard last night was
Angela's very private thoughts, and I
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should respect that privacy.
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Now, I don't think we should say
anything.
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Lie. Samantha.
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Lie.
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Uh -oh.
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Jonathan, one peep out of you and your
lizard's a watch band.
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Well, hi, sweethearts.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Angela.
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Great dress. Thank you.
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Isn't there something else you want to
say?
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Oh, yeah.
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Nice do.
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I was expecting to hear happy birthday.
I love you.
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Happy birthday, Mom. I love you.
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Happy birthday, Angela. I love you, too.
In fact, this is one very loving
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household.
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Yeah, we are one lucky bunch, aren't we?
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So,
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sweetheart, how did you sleep last
night?
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Uh, last night?
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Oh, I slept like a log. I think I even
snored.
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Well, that's wonderful.
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See you tonight at the birthday fest.
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Bye.
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He's a good kid. Only next time, lose
the snoring bit.
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Hey, Mona.
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How's the painting going?
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Don't change the subject.
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Dish me the dirt about last night.
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Mona, if you don't mind, I'd rather not
talk about it. All right, all right, Mr.
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Sensitive.
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Not another word.
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Not even in my sleep.
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Oh, hey, Mona. Look who it is. Ready?
Hit it.
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It's somebody's birthday, I wonder who.
It's somebody right in this room near
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you. So look all around you until you
see who. He's laughing, he's smiling. My
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goodness, it's you!
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Oh, God.
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All right, all right. What does the
birthday girl want for her birthday
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breakfast? Birthday omelet? Birthday
pancakes?
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Birthday French toast?
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I'll have some birthday coffee with a
little birthday milk. And you know, the
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birthday sugar is right on the table.
Thank you.
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Think I'm going to have a birthday bar.
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Angela, I have a special present for
you. Oh, Mother, you shouldn't have.
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is it? I'm not going to the office
today.
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You always know what I want.
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Well, I have to keep my eye on those
painters in my apartment.
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One of them works without a shirt on.
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Well, that's because you got the
thermostat jacked up to 90.
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Yeah. I wonder what he'd take off at
100.
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Tony,
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I'm going to leave you to your party
preparations. I'm going to leave you to
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your cheap thrills, and I'll see you at
six. Hey, hey, hey, don't be late.
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Remember, it's a surprise party.
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I know.
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Okay, now, where were we?
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You were prying, and I was ignoring.
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I bet I win.
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Look, Mona, if I were you, I'd forget
about what you heard last night.
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Mona, she was just sleep talking.
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She was sleep gushing.
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Hi, Mom.
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Oh, Jonathan, what are you doing here? I
forgot my homework. The bus is waiting.
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Oh, I was looking for my keys.
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Oh. Well, here they are.
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Oh, by the way, you can hear better if
you tilt your head.
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Mona, it was no big deal.
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No big deal?
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She said she loves you. I know. I was
there.
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So was I. So were the kids.
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We all heard it.
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Mona, please, enough.
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Tony, I can't stop thinking about it.
Tell me. There is nothing to tell.
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It's a tough world out there.
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And good relationships are hard to come
by. So if someone says that they love
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you, even if they're asleep, you go for
it. I would.
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Well, that's you.
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It's Dippet with me and Angela.
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Oh, are you kidding me? There is enough
electricity in this house to light up a
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small city.
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Oh, come on. No way, Mona. No... Well,
maybe Dubuque.
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I can't say this.
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Where did you go?
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Dad, can I ask a dumb question?
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Why are we trying to surprise Angela if
she already knows about the party?
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Because I planned a surprise party, and
that's what she's going to get, a
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surprise party.
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Just thought I'd ask.
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Any other questions?
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Yeah.
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Hershey, I've been sitting here in the
dark for a half hour. Maybe we should
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the cake.
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Don't you even breathe on that cake.
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I want everything to be just perfect for
Angela.
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Boy, this chocolate fudge cake is
heaven.
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Oh, Mona, how could you do that?
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I didn't touch any of the letters.
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Uh -oh.
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Well, so it says happy birthday, Angela.
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This is the worst surprise party I ever
gave in my whole life.
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The guest of honor doesn't show up. I
got a half -eaten cake, and I just broke
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the rubber band on my hat.
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Who could she be? The answering service
said she left the office hours ago.
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Guys, maybe she decided she didn't want
a surprise party. No way.
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Mom was so excited, she tried to find
out what Grandma and Tony were getting
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her. What do you mean?
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Well, this morning when I came back to
get my homework, I saw her listening at
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the kitchen door.
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Uh -oh, trouble.
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All right, all right, all right. Let's
not overreact.
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I'll check all the hospitals. You check
31 Flavors.
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There you go.
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Thanks.
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Happy birthday, Angela.
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It's just you and me, kid.
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Troubles, lady?
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I can't believe what I did.
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I was talking in my sleep.
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And I said, I love my housekeeper, and
everybody heard me.
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You love your housekeeper?
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This ain't that kind of bar lady.
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Oh, you don't understand. My
housekeeper's a man, and I can never
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again. That's really humiliating.
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This one's on the house.
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Right now, my family's throwing me a
party, but I'm too embarrassed to go.
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Do you think I'm a horrible person?
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Shouldn't you be telling this to a
shrink?
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I tried. She's on vacation.
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Mine always leaves an emergency number.
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Yo, Joe, give me another belt. Make it a
double.
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Okay, another version. Tequila sunrise
coming up.
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Hey, lady, you sure you don't want
anything stronger?
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Oh, no, I'm fine.
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The grenadine is really beginning to
kick in.
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I'm feeling a lot better.
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Lady, you're so crazy about this guy.
How come you haven't said so when you're
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awake?
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I don't know.
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Well, it's obvious to me.
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Your subconscious is manifesting deep
-seated desires.
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But your conscious self is in a
sublimation mode.
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In lay parlance, you ain't ready.
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You must have studied under a great
bartender.
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The seat taken?
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Tony. Oh, how did you find me?
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Ah, the Maselli Network.
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First Frank, the conductor, saw you get
off the train in Fairfield, and I called
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Al, the fireman, and Joe, the policeman,
and Roxy, the meter maid, to keep an
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eye out for your jag.
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Which one of them found me? Tony, the
housekeeper.
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I was across the street filling up my
van. I spotted your car.
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Angela, what are you doing on this side
of town? Mona wouldn't even come to a
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place like this.
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Mona?
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Joe, say aloha to Tony Maselli, my
housekeeper. Oh, so you're the deep
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desire, huh?
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You told him? Well, why not? Everybody
else knows.
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Angela, we have to talk.
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Tony, you don't have to say anything.
I'm fine. I'm perfectly fine, really.
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It's the number of my shrink.
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Thank you.
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Tony, in light of my...
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bedroom blatherings. I, um, I don't
think our situation's gonna work out
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anymore. One of us has to move.
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I'll look for a place in the morning.
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Oh, come on, Angela. Nobody's moving
anywhere.
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And you shouldn't be embarrassed about
last night. You didn't do anything that
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haven't done.
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I mean, hey, remember that time I was
getting my appendix out and I was under
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that anesthesia and I said pretty much
close to what you said?
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You said exactly what I said.
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All right, okay, so there you go. We
both have, you know, feelings.
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You two would make a great couple if you
could both stay unconscious.
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He has a point, Tony.
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Oh, baloney.
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I don't have to be unconscious to tell
you how I feel. So? Tell me.
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Tell you what?
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How you feel.
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Oh, that?
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Well, uh... Well, Angela, look, uh... We
know each other a long time, and,
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uh... And we live down the hall.
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And we've shared many appliances.
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And, well, you know, when you've been
through all of that... Well, let me put
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another way, Angela. You know, it's a
tough world out there, huh?
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Well, I guess that about wraps it up.
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
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Happy birthday to today's best customer.
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Oh. Make a wish.
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Thank you.
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When I was a little girl, I used to stay
up all night before my birthday
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thinking of what I was going to wish.
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And when I finally decided, I made sure
that I didn't tell anybody because,
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well, then I was sure that it just
wouldn't come true.
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Angela, Angela, the candle's melting in
the beer, not...
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Hope
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your wish comes true.
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You do?
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Yeah.
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Happy birthday.
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Come on, man. Let's get out of here. You
got family waiting for you and a cake
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that says happy birthday la on it.
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Never mind. Just say goodbye to Joe.
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Goodbye, Joe. Thanks. Good night. Hey,
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Angela. Yeah. You ever been to Dubuque?
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Dubuque? It's a nice city. Very well
lit.
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Oh,
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chocolate fudge. Can I have another
piece?
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Oh, Dad, please just let me go to the
mall.
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Oh, Charlie.
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I love the way you...
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Painted the ceiling.
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Sally steps up to the plate.
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Here's the finish.
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And it's gone.
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Gone. Gone. This is Malone and the three
weeks on a ballot.
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