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There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.
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An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life up down the bend.
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There were times I lost a dream or two.
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Found a friend and at the end was you.
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There's a path you take and a path not
taken.
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Choice is up to you, my friend.
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That's too long, but you might awaken to
a brand new life, a brand new life, a
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brand new life around here.
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Tony, Tony, you're getting very good at
this.
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Oh,
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don't mention it, Tony Moto.
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I really appreciate you going to all
this trouble. Oh, it's no trouble,
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Mr. Kenahara's cooking class is a lot of
fun. You know, I'm going to graduate
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sumakum sushi.
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Oh, old Japanese sushi bar joke.
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That's very funny, Tony.
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Don't do it at my dinner party.
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Come on, Angela. Angela, you get so
uptight when clients come to town. Hey,
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Miyashiro brothers, they love you, huh?
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Remember that haiku Christmas card they
sent, huh?
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Bells jingle, snow falls. Remember to
buy Miyashiro computers.
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Sure, they always get sentimental around
Christmas. Hey, you better hustle. Come
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on, you're going to miss your train.
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I have just one more check to write out.
You're going to be late. It's your
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paycheck. Take your time.
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And here you go.
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Oh, no, no, please. Just leave it on the
table. I'm up to my elbows in squid
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juice.
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Okay, there it is.
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All right, I'm on my way.
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You don't work too hard. Oh, well, I
have to. I have my final on crab rolls
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coming up. Oh, my.
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Okay,
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have a nice day. Hi.
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Hi. Hi. Hi.
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Bye.
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Hi.
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You Tony Maselli? That's me, the one and
only.
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Oh, I'm Frances Martin. I'm the
Barrington's new housekeeper.
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Oh, a fellow broom jockey, huh? Enter,
enter.
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Funny, I always thought Maselli was an
Italian name.
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Oh, it is, it is, but I'm a renaissance
kind of guy, you know.
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You know, really, I'm just practicing
for a dinner party. Yeah, I know.
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The Miyashiro brothers are flying in
from Tokyo next week.
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Gee, how'd you know that?
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Well, I like to keep up with what's
going on in my neighborhood.
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Oh, well, good then, because you came to
Command Central, huh?
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Let me tell you something. They're
putting a speed bump in on Maple.
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Not anymore.
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The mayor nixed it.
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Well, one falls through the cracks every
now and then.
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Hey, can I get you some coffee, tea, raw
tuna?
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Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to cut down.
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A cup of coffee. Okay, a cup of joe
coming up.
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Better make that half a cup.
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I just had some over at the Henderson's.
Oh, the Henderson's. What a nice
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couple, huh? Yeah.
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Too bad about their marriage, huh?
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What about their marriage?
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Haven't you heard?
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No.
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Honey, they're on the rocky road to
Reno.
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No. Divorce? Yeah.
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You didn't hear it from me. No, no, I
didn't.
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You also didn't hear about the Griffins.
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Well, what didn't I hear?
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Mrs. Griffin, she threw her twin sister
out of the house.
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Seems like her husband kept mixing up
the two.
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You know, it could be an honest mistake.
Yeah.
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What's this?
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Oh, oh, oh.
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If you don't mind, that's my paycheck.
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Yeah, well, nothing to brag about.
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We're talking tiny tamales.
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Hey, you. Oh, wait. There is nothing
tiny about my tamales.
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Well, keeps your taxes down.
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Yeah, but, you know, I get a lot of
perks, you know. I got full medical, I
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dental, I get a Christmas bonus, and I
have covered parking.
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You can afford a car on that little a
month?
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No, this isn't a month. This is what I
make a week.
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A wig?
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Marry me.
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Uh -oh.
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You must be the highest paid housekeeper
on the entire eastern seaboard.
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Well, what can I say? I'm the Dan Rather
of domestic engineering.
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Does he make that much?
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Pretty funny. Hey, listen, I'm having
the housekeeper's coffee clutch over
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Why don't you drop by? You know, we get
together, we shoot the breeze, we trade
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secrets. Oh, secrets, I'm in.
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Okay. Will you be making your macadamia
nut brownies?
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Ooh, boy, you really do know everything,
huh?
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I wouldn't go that far.
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By the way, your daughter got a C on
that geometry quiz.
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I knew that.
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I knew that.
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Samantha!
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The square of the hypotenuse equals the
sum of the square of the other two
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sides.
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Mona, you're a woman of the world. When
am I ever going to use this?
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Never.
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Great. I'm out of here.
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Yes, Mr. Miyashiro.
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I'm looking forward to seeing you, too.
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I'm having a special dinner prepared in
your honor.
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Oh, you're most welcome, Mr. Miyashiro.
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And you give my best to your brother,
Bud.
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Sayonara.
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Bud's the wild one, isn't he?
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Mother, you're not planning on attending
my dinner, are you? Of course.
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I don't get many chances to wear my
peekaboo kimono.
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Oh, I'll get that.
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I'd like to speak to Angela, please.
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Oh, Joanne, what an unpleasant surprise.
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Dear, Joanne is here, and she's in a
snip.
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Angela, I am very upset with you,
extremely upset.
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Joanne, you're spitting on me.
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How could you? I mean, it's all over
Fairfield that you pay Tony more than
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other housekeeper in town.
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It is nobody's business how much I pay
Tony. How much more?
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I'll try about 50%. What?
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She said 50%. Fifty percent!
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I would never tell anyone how much I pay
Tony. Well, then he must be the
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blabbermouth. Tony, a blabbermouth?
Don't be ridiculous.
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Hot scoop, the Hendersons are getting
divorced.
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I rest my case.
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How could you tell everyone what I pay
you?
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I didn't tell nobody nothing.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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It must have been the Barrington's new
housekeeper. She saw my paycheck.
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And now my housekeeper's demanding what
Tony gets, and it's going to cost me a
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fortune. Oh, then you'll have to hold
off on that tummy tuck.
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Joanne, what would you like me to do?
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Pimple, cut Tony's salary. Oh, hey, hey,
yo. If you're going to talk dirty,
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we're going to have to ask you to leave.
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Angela. I'm going to talk to some of the
other homeowners.
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Oh, this is quite a mess you've made.
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I hope you're happy.
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I'm happy.
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That's me, me too, me too. And Angela,
gee, thanks.
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Thanks for putting me on the top of the
housekeeper's Fortune 500. Oh, it's my
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pleasure, Tony.
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Thank you. Tony. Yeah, yeah.
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Since you are the highest paid
housekeeper in Fairfield, it's just a
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something that's been bothering me.
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Why? Why?
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Well, I have this little piece of green
scum under my soap dish in the shower.
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Scum?
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As God is my witness, Angela, you will
never take another shower with scum
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again.
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Ladies, all you do, a little baking
soda.
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Little toothpaste, huh? Throw in a
little elbow grease, huh? And you got
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yourself one hell of a non -abrasive
cleanser. It leaves your hands rose
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soft, and it's not too hard on the
pocketbook either.
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Careful, Tony. Don't spill any of that
on that four -ply cashmere sweater.
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Okay, Francis, come on. Let's give it a
rest.
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We're here to learn from each other. I
want to learn how you make the big buck.
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All right.
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Okay, okay.
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I think it's time we cleared the air,
okay?
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It's a two -ply sweater.
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Two or four, it sure is nice.
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All right, look, ladies, ladies, I know
you're a little upset because you heard
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through the grapevine how much I earned.
But let me tell you, you can't compare
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Angela to other bosses. I mean, there
are special circumstances to our
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relationship. I have heard that. Yes, I
have.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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None of that.
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I propose that we withhold our services
until our demands are met.
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medical and dental benefits, and I say
that we go on strike until we get them.
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Are you with me? Yeah!
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Are you with me? Yeah!
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Are you with me?
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Just had to get some important files.
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Yeah!
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Ladies, ladies, hold on to your
dustbusters here, huh?
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Why don't you go home, talk to your
bosses, and ask for a raise? I tried.
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Me too.
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Mrs. Graham says... Money's been tight
since they got the third Mercedes.
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Strike, strike, strike, strike, strike,
strike, strike.
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Ladies, ladies, look, look, come on,
girls.
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We're sisters, right?
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We've been through a lot together, and I
know your needs.
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And I hope the strike goes well for you.
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What a wimp.
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Now, wait a minute. I just can't go on
strike against Angela.
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Oh, boo.
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Now, Tony has a right to do as he
chooses. It's his own business if he
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be a lousy scab.
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Gee, sticks and stones, Mary.
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Tony? Yeah? May I see you in the kitchen
for a moment, please?
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She probably wants to borrow money from
him.
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All right, Frances.
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That's it.
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No more macadamia nut brownies for you.
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What is going on out there?
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I don't know, but it's getting ugly.
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I mean, one minute they're talking non
-abrasive cleansers, the next minute
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they're singing look for the union
label.
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I can't believe what you're doing.
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I'm not going to go on strike.
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Well, that's what I can't believe.
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What? What do you mean? You mean you
want me to go on strike?
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Tony, those who are more fortunate
cannot turn their backs on those who
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been deprived of the basic necessities
of life.
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Angela, you're right.
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I'm striking against you. Oh, that's
wonderful.
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Gee, you are truly a selfless human
being.
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Wait a minute. You don't mind?
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Mind? I wouldn't have it any other way.
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This is a just cause.
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A worthy cause.
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And Joanne will have a cow.
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Moo. Moo.
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Time to baste the turkey.
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Oops.
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What's the matter?
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Silly me.
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I'm on strike.
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Hey,
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Angela, how's this for a slogan?
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Don't iron while the strike is hot.
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Catchy.
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Powerful. Trey Militant. All right.
Should I do an enraging red or bring
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their knees blue?
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How about power to the people purple?
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You're good, Angela.
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No wonder you can afford me.
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I'm hungry. Where's breakfast?
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Oh, well, Mother, Tony's on strike.
Well, maybe you could have some of that
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chicken salad I made last night. I
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want to
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live to see the strike end.
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You're on strike.
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Oh, yeah, but I don't want to be a union
buster.
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Hello? Yes, Mr. Mishiro.
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Oh, you're calling from an airplane.
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Oh, my, you must have a long extension
cord.
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That's a joke.
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Oh, you can't make it next week.
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Oh, dear, well, when can you make it?
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Tonight?
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Tonight's perfect.
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No, no, no, no, no, it's no problem at
all.
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throw something in the micro walk.
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Yeah, yeah, that is a joke.
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Yes, thank you for calling, Mr. Bucero.
We'll see you tonight.
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Sayonara.
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Ah, humor.
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The international language.
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You're so fluent in it.
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So, uh, hey.
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They're coming tonight?
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Yeah. Oh, we've got to clean the house.
We've got to get the sushi made. We've
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got to get cracking. Well, Angela, I
can't crack with you, remember? I'm on
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strike. Why don't you just take them
out?
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I can't. I promised them a home -cooked
meal, and that's what they're going to
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get. Well, I guess then you're on your
own, because remember?
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Mop down, fist up.
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Well, I'm not asking you to go against
the strike. I'm just asking you to help
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me with an important business dinner.
That's my friend.
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Don't you think you're being a little
self -centered here?
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Self -centered?
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Yes. I was a selfless human being.
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Amazing how fast people change.
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One account comes along and it's bye
-bye to working class sayonara little
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people. How can you say that when I pay
my little person the highest wages in
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the neighborhood?
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Oh. So that's how you see me as a little
person?
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I refuse to continue this conversation.
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Oh, why? We're having so much fun.
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Nothing. Come on, buddy.
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Unload on me.
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Hey, you helped me solve a lot of
problems.
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Well, okay, Jonathan. Well, it's like
this.
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Me and some of the other housekeepers
are on strike.
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Oh, yeah, I read about strikes in
school.
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So I guess you and Sam are labor.
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Mom, Grandma, and I are management.
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Well, yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Hard cheese, labor. You're on your own.
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What a mess this place is.
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Uh -uh -uh.
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You're on strike.
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Now you're on strike, I can clean up the
mess.
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Tony. What?
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Although you may not be cleaning up
around here, there is no reason to trash
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place.
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It will never happen again.
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Splendid.
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Hey, Hazel.
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You missed the cobweb.
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I know.
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I happen to think it works there.
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Yes, it does give the room that aura of
neglect.
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Speaking of neglect, you're not going to
leave those signs there, are you? The
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Miyashiro brothers will be here in a
couple of hours. Oh, no, I'm going to
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rid of them. How about over there near
the fireplace?
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How about in the fireplace?
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That was one of your jokes, wasn't it?
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It's for you, Norma Ray.
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Hey, Tony. Hey, Francis.
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You ready to fight the good fight? I got
all the picket signs ready.
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Throw them in the fireplace.
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00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:08,300
Wait a minute. Whose side are you on?
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Tony, the strike is over. We have
overcome.
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What? So fast? What happened?
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00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:16,819
Well, our employers realized... that we
were human beings and we had certain
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00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:20,480
needs and that we were a lot cheaper
than the temps they tried to hire. Oh,
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00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,440
that's terrific. I'm glad you guys got
what you wanted.
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00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,440
It's too bad we didn't get to use your
sign.
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Yeah, yeah, you know, I really like this
one, the happy face on the vacuum
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cleaner. I like, you know... But, hey,
I'm glad it's over.
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Yeah, I'm glad, too.
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There's a cobweb in the corner.
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00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,340
Well, uh, I happen to think it works
there.
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00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:45,890
You know, to tell you the truth, I don't
know if I'm ready to pick up my feather
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00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:46,789
duster yet.
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00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:49,730
Why not? You're the highest paid
housekeeper in Fairfield.
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00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,070
Not anymore.
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00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:54,070
Francis, do you mind?
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No, go on.
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00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:57,950
Francis, goodbye.
323
00:17:58,490 --> 00:17:59,490
Oh, okay.
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I'm going.
325
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:03,310
Look, just tell me one thing, flat out.
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00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:04,910
Are you two sleeping together?
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00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,130
Out!
328
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:10,930
You know...
329
00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:13,010
am really disappointed.
330
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:17,030
Everyone's gotten what they want, but
that's not good enough for you. You're
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just hanging on like a child.
332
00:18:19,110 --> 00:18:21,230
You mean little person, don't you?
333
00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:28,350
Break out the bubbly. The strike is
over. My laundry will be done.
334
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,650
Hang on to your hose there, Tammy Faye.
335
00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:36,640
Mr. Opton, it is still on strike.
336
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:40,500
Oh, that's because Miss Center of the
Universe has yet to apologize.
337
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:46,820
Me? Apologize? Are you two still at it?
What you need here is an objective
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00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:49,500
mediator to settle this labor dispute.
339
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:53,440
You're right, you're wrong, my wash is
upstairs.
340
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,780
You don't know anything about this,
Mother. How can you say I'm wrong?
341
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,740
Because you're always wrong.
342
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:06,010
Told you. And you are stubborn.
343
00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:10,070
Now, now, hold on a second here, Mona.
Actually, stubborn is an understatement.
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00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:13,390
This man never gives in. That's right.
Ever.
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00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:20,050
Well, not ever. And she is so self
-centered. Oh, now you're talking, Mona.
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00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,270
mean, she never thinks of other people
ever.
347
00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:24,870
Well, not ever. I mean...
348
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,960
Angela's done a lot of nice things for
me. I mean, hey, she is paying me more
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than any other housekeeper in Fairfield.
At least she used to.
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00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,220
Well, Tony, that's because you're
wonderful. I mean, you're the best at
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do. At least you were when you were
doing it. Well, that's nice of you to
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00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,980
Angela. Thank you. But it's easy to be
the best when you work for the best boss
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00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:44,879
in Connecticut.
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00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,120
Well, Tony, I was lucky to find you.
355
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,080
Well, my job is done.
356
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:54,340
Think I'll go home and puke.
357
00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:07,980
Oh, Tony.
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00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,340
Oh, it looks beautiful.
359
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:14,340
Whoa. And so do you, my little lotus
flower.
360
00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:19,760
Oh, my. We should have the Miyashiro
brothers over more often. Yes.
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00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,320
Shall we? Yeah. Okay.
362
00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:28,290
I propose a little toast here.
363
00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:29,810
Watch out, dear.
364
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,770
Thank you. This is the real thing.
365
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,250
That's right.
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00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,690
Okay.
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00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:38,350
Kampai. Kampai.
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To solidarity.
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And to the...
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Highest paid housekeeper in Fairfield.
Who, Francis?
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00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:55,060
No, you.
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You're getting a raise.
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00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,520
No.
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00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,840
I couldn't. How much?
375
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,640
You'll see.
376
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:06,780
Oh, Angela, I am touched.
377
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:08,340
And I'm speechless.
378
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,720
I want everybody in the world to notice.
379
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,220
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where are
you going?
380
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,720
To tell Francis.
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00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:41,360
Next on Nick at Night, spend some
quality time hanging out in an airport
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00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:46,800
No, wait, don't go away. We mean the fun
-filled airport lounge on Nantucket,
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the home of Sandpiper Air and those
Hackett brothers.
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Wings is next.
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