All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s03e10_spud_micelli

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and a road that's hidden.
Brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found the trail and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not
taken.

The choice is up to you, my friend.

Not so long, but you might awaken to a
brand new life, a brand new life, a

new life around the world.

Nice shot there, champ.

Yeah, check this out.

Two points. Yeah, and 12 scrambled eggs.

Wait until you hear what happened to me.
You're not going to get this in a

million years. You got asked to go out
for the girls' basketball team.

How'd you know that? I see you're
practicing here. I'm intuitive.

Besides, I ran into your coach down at
the market.

Did he tell you anything about Todd?

Uh -uh.

Good, the guests went out. He's going
out for the boys' team.

How'd you know?

I'm intuitive.

And besides, his mother was at the
market, too. It's double coupon day.

It's going to be so great.

We'll be the perfect couple.

And he looks so cute in his shorts.

I play tennis.

Do you need some help?

Yeah. Get out of the way.

Try and get past me.

Samantha, I do not have... Hey,

what do you think?

You're never going to guess what
happened to Sam.

Oh, you mean about her and Todd going
out for basketball?

I deserve that.

Yeah, she's a shoe -in to make the team.
My little spud, Miss Ellie.

Spud?

You nicknamed her after a potato?

No, Angela.

After the smallest pro basketball
player.

She plays this game, you know. She's got
quickness. She's got smarts. And more

balance to the outs.

Thank you.

You never miss a cue.

Mother, did you hear about Samantha?

No. You haven't heard anything about her
boyfriend, Todd, either? No.

I love this woman.

Unless it's the old news about her and
Todd going out for basketball.

Damn.

Tony, you must be very proud of
Samantha.

Proud? Are you kidding me, Angela?

I've been waiting a long time to see
Miss Kelly on the back of a jersey

Maybe she'll get my old number. Wouldn't
it be great?

Always enjoyed competitive athletics.

That's true. I remember the night you
knocked yourself out bobbing for apples.

The water was very shallow.

Actually, I was quite skilled in one
sport.

Yeah, well, shopping doesn't count.

That's very funny.

I'm talking about miniature golf.

Excuse me, Angela, but...

You know, with all due respect, that's
not a real sport.

Well, it's a miniature sport.

Maybe we should play sometime.

Me and you?

Come on, Angela, get real, get real. You
know, I used to hit a ball into the

bleachers, not into the clown's nose.

You're not afraid, are you, Tony?

Me? Afraid of playing you?

Huh.

Okay. How about Saturday?

You got it.

The duel is set. High noon.

Putz or us.

What a beautiful day for miniature golf.

The air is so crisp.

The trees make lacy silhouettes against
the sky.

Oh, life is wonderful when you're a
winner.

I hope you don't mind me going on like
this.

Oh, of course not, Angela. I mean...

Everybody deserves their moment of
glory.

You've had an hour and a half.

Okay, okay.

I will not mention miniature golf again.

I'll just putter around the house.

That's it. It's over. Really.

Hi, guys. What's going on? I beat him by
14 strokes.

Oh, she asked.

Oh, she did.

Dad, you lost to Angela? Oh.

Come on, Sam, what are you kidding me?
There's a perfectly logical explanation

for this, you know? I mean, I never
played that game before, and they make

clubs for little hands, and I don't
think that clown's nose was regulation.

But, hey, I ain't making excuses.

At least not very good ones.

Why does it bug you so much that you
lost?

It doesn't bug me that I lost.

It bugs him that he lost to me, a mere
woman.

It was quite relaxing.

Playing a game that requires absolutely
no skill.

Maybe we could play again sometime.

I'm free next Saturday.

Well, my schedule's clear.

Shall we call it a rematch?

Oh, you know, Angela, why don't we just
call it a nice Saturday afternoon

diversion? You're dead meat, sucker.

Could you knock off the breathing here,
please?

Sorry.

It's a mere bag of shells. A mere bag of
shells. This game is easy. It takes a

little concentration, a little
relaxation.

Jonathan, you're turning blue.

Hi, Tony.

Oh, hi, Mona. What are you doing home so
early?

Oh, we found a dead mouse in the office.

I guess you two were pretty close.

Hey, uh, where's Angela?

She made me swear not to tell you.

Come on.

Okay, I can't take it anymore.

She's practicing miniature golf.

Are you kidding me? I can't believe
she's taking this game so seriously. Oh,

some people, huh?

Angela, hi.

Busy, busy, busy. Oh, giraffe cleaning
day.

How was your afternoon off?

Oh, fine.

Chores, errands, this and that. Oh,
yeah. Well, I heard about finding that

mouse at your office. That must have
really teed you off.

These things happen? Oh, yeah. Well,
that's par for the course.

You promised not to tell him. He forced
it out of me.

Samantha? Oh, wait, wait, wait.

How'd the tryouts go?

Okay.

What do you mean, okay?

What number did you get?

I didn't get a number.

What do you mean you didn't get a
number? Everybody gets a number.

I didn't go out for the team.

Come on, Sam. What's going on? Why
didn't you go out for the team?

Well, you know basketball. It wrecks
your nails.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that drives Kareem
crazy.

Come on, Sam.

Okay, it's because of Todd.

He didn't make the team, and I was
afraid he couldn't handle it if I did.

Well, hard cheese, Todd.

Are you kidding me? Why?

Who cares if he can handle it or not?
Hey, you belong on a team, and it's

important to you. But Todd's more
important.

Oh, well.

Well, well then, maybe we're not giving
Todd enough credit here. You know, guys

are today, hey, we're open -minded
there, you know. I mean, we don't have

better than women at everything.

Just miniature golf.

See, the problem is, Dad, Todd's just
not as open -minded as you are.

Might have lost a little credibility
there.

I know.

I should keep my own identity.

I shouldn't subjugate myself to a man,
because if I do, I'll end up resenting

him and hating myself.

That's very wise.

That's very insightful.

I heard it on Oprah Winfrey.

Well, I wish she'd been around when I
was in college.

I was, um...

I was dating a fellow who looked a
little bit like, oh, what's his name?

Rob Cruz?

Rob Cruz?

Do you still know him? No.

Anyway.

We were both trying to get into the
honors exchange program.

And I knew he wasn't going to make it.

And I didn't want to lose him.

So, I purposely blew the exam.

What happened?

I didn't get to spend my junior year in
France is what happened.

Well, at least you got the guy.

No, I didn't. He dumped me.

For some hot little babe?

No.

For a girl in the honors program.

Boy, Angela, you really blew it.

Yeah. Keep that in mind.

Samantha, look, I want you to reconsider
this basketball thing. You know, now, I

may have set a bad example out there,
but this competition thing between me

Angela, hey, oh, hey, it's nothing but a
friendly rivalry.

Thanks, guys.

I'll think about it.

Tony,

that was very sensitive and
understanding and liberated.

And painful.

Come on, Angela. Let's tee off.

Just a minute.

Wait, where'd you get that?

Oh, this?

Just a little present I bought for
myself last week after I won.

It's monogrammed. See?

I see. I see.

Oh, Tony, don't let this psych you out.
Just a friendly little game.

Okay.

Please, go ahead.

Oh, no, I insist. Ladies first.

Tony. Oh, that's such an old -fashioned
attitude, right?

And you know me, I'm an 80s kind of guy.

Oh, that cake was great, Sam.

Thanks. I had my dad make it just for
you.

Oh, you should have gone to so much
trouble.

Oh, I was thinking, Friday after school,
you want to go ice skating?

Sounds great, Todd, but I...

I think I might be busy Friday. Busy?

Hey, I thought we had a commitment here.

Well, I'm kind of getting together with
some of the girls.

Oh. Oh, well, that's okay then.

Some of the taller girls.

For basketball practice.

I thought you decided not to go off of
the team.

Well, I kind of re -decided.

And I made it.

You did?

Girls basketball.

Now, what is that supposed to mean?

Well, you can't exactly take something
like this seriously.

Oh, do they give you timeouts so you can
do your hair?

That's it.

Let's go.

Where?

Outside. We're going one -on -one.

Come on, Sam. Don't do this to yourself.

In your face.

This is it.

The score is tied.

This is the last hole. The whole match
rests on this one.

Are you feeling the pressure?

I thrive on pressure.

I like living on the edge.

Five bucks on the lady.

very close there could be a tie oh no oh
no no such thing as a tie if we play

till somebody wins it's called sudden
death then get ready to die

are

you watching me

If you miss this, I win.

But I know you're not going to miss this
because you're a pro, and pros never...

artificial grass is evenly carpeted.
I'll call Monsanto.

Always been good.

You know, you hit a couple of nice
buckets, too.

Yeah, it's just that your fadeaway
really hurt you.

All you need is more wrist.

Yeah, well, it's sore from tennis.

Tennis, that's really my thing.

Oh, I love tennis. Maybe we could play
sometime.

Oh, I don't think so.

Look, I better just go.

Openers in three weeks.

Are you gonna come and watch me?

You know, I think I might be busy that
night.

What time's the tip -off?

He looks a little beat up.

Well, I just gave him the bad news.

The bad news?

I went out for the team and made first
three.

That's my girl. I knew you could do it.
She was born dribbling.

And guess what?

I got your number.

42.

My number's 24.

Grandpa, you know, your Rob Cruz story
really helped me.

Hey.

Hey, how do you like that there, Angela?
Looks like you really came through.

Too bad I had to destroy you out there
on the old links.

Uh, Dad, you won?

Oh, yeah, well, what can I say? It was a
great day for the Batilles.

But Angela, Angela's taking this like a
real sport.

I mean, especially since she missed such
an easy part, and she never misses

those.

Of course not.

You are a big, strong man, and you beat
weak little me.

You can hang this up.

Did you bring that

crowd to their feet or what? I heard
Todd yelling louder than anyone.

Well, almost anyone.

How are you going out with Todd tonight?

Well, not tonight.

Well, what happened? Is Todd history?

I don't know. We'll see. I just want to
keep my options open.

Oh, that's my little free agent.

There's my option for tonight.

Oh, well, let's check this dude out.

Hi, you Samantha's dad?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on in.

Watch your head.